Now Cynder faces Johnny Cage. Let's do this!
Johnny Cage: What's it going to take for you to respect me?
Cynder: One word: Vasectomy.
Johnny Cage: Had that after Cassie.
Cynder: Wait a second, YOU'RE Cassie's father?
Johnny Cage: She takes a lot after Sonya, I know.
Cynder: And it shows.
Johnny Cage: Wait, weren't you trying to kill Spyro before?
Cynder: At first, but then he freed me from my curse.
Johnny Cage: I've GOT to stop missing story meetings.
Cynder: My answer is still no, Cage.
Johnny Cage: Come on! Badass warrior women are the shit right now!
Cynder: I know. I'm just camera shy.
Johnny Cage: What's up, Sky Wonder?
Cynder: What did you do this time, Cage?
Johnny Cage: And this is why I suck at poker.
Cynder: You want to turn my story into one of your action movies?
Johnny Cage: I'm thinking more docuseries actually. Does it more justice.
Cynder: We'll talk after this battle.
Johnny Cage: How did you end up bagging someone like Spyro?
Cynder: Unlike most, he could see past the Terror of the Skies.
Johnny Cage: That is goddamn beautiful.
Cynder: Fatal Infinity wasn't that bad.
Johnny Cage: I was three sheets to the wind the whole time.
Cynder: It still sucked, but it wasn't your worst film.
Johnny Cage: You guys really like Old Fart Me better?
Cynder: I take it you're the only one who doesn't.
Johnny Cage: For once, you're right.
Cynder: You know, you remind me of Sparx.
Johnny Cage: The dragonfly? How so?
Cynder: Annoying on the surface, but well meaning at heart.
Bonus: Johnny Cage Announcer Nicknames: Cynder
Terror of the Skies.
Reigning Queen of Conquer
Spyro's Precious.
Do NOT Ask About Her Past.
Madame Psychological Damages
And that wraps up Johnny Cage. I couldn't resist including the nicknames from the moment I saw Johnny Cage had an announcer voices. It's just so Cage. Anyways, only two klassic characters remain. So who's next? Tune in next time to find out! Same time... same channel!