*Flashback*
Chris: Last time on Total Drama Action... the cast was able to let loose by rockin' it, sockin' it, and trashin' it like rock stars. With an appetite for destruction, Nova won invincibility, prompting none other than twins and Brooke to engineer a coup against Marshal. But when it came time to vote, Sammy accidentally voted his own sister off the show! Will Sammy survive without Sam? Will Kelly ever start doing what I tell her to? All this and more on another thrilling episode of... Total. Drama. Action!
*Flashback ends*
*Opening Intro*
Two spotlights appear, one from one direction and one from another. One camera appears from sewers with mice on it and second camera emerges from tree finishing with clapboard clamping down.
Dear Mom and Dad I'm doing fine,
The camera then rushes through the film set, miss Chris in his vehicle, then pass several props until it hits the clothes rack scattering clothes around.
You guys are on my mind
After that it flies over the fake cliff, leans down and drops from sky landing in a tiny swimming pool.
You ask me what I wanted to be
Inside the water Samantha is brawling with the shark
And now I think the answer is plain to see
Camera leaves water and we see Doug sleeping on the surfboard with seagulls flying into his direction until one hits him and send him down in the water.
I wanna be famous
Camera then reveal that it was Marshal who was shooting seagulls at him. Next to him stands Nova who looks annoyed that Marshal doesn't give her any attention. Camera pass them and leave the recording studio.
I wanna live close to the Sun
We see Brooke who is sunbathing with two plushies that looks like Cody and Gwen from season 1. She then starts smirking.
Pack your bags 'cause I've already won
Camera then moves to the makeup confessional where Taylor is preparing for a party until one hand from left side spray deodorant in her eye.
Everything to prove nothing in my way I'll get there one day
Camera moves to the place where Andrew is fighting with Jeremiah on two big stilts. Then Andrew throws Jeremiah down.
'Cause I wanna be famous
We move to the police movie set where Chef dressed up as cop chase after Kelly. And then we see Jared who is juggling balls in studio but when he see the camera he drops balls and accidentally he click on the button which cause explosion outside.
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na
Outside Izzy is waving to the camera and when bear next to her starts growling she growl back and start chasing terrified bear.
I wanna be
I wanna be
I wanna be famous
They pass the Lame-o-sine in which are sitting Cordelia and Kirsten. Cordelia then open the door which leads us to the Gilded Chris Award Ceremony where Chris is in his blue suit and Chef is in his beautiful pink dress.
I wanna be
I wanna be
I wanna be famous
Camera then show the view in the aftermath studio where Samuel and Nathan are sitting on the main couch and are trying to kiss each other but stop as soon as they discover camera is looking at them. Camera moves away showing other characters when on the screen above appear the Total Drama Action logo.
*Intro ends*
*Evening, outside of the trailers*
The camera focus on Sammy sitting on the stairs leading to the boys trailer with Princess Samantha doll from the episode "Princess Pride" in his hands. He is currently looking at it with tears and guilt in his eyes.
Suddenly Brooke and Kelly approach him from the left. Kelly then sat down next to Sammy and she starts smoking another one of her cigarettes. Brooke on the other hand stood by them and she leaned on the wall of the trailer.
-What do you want?- Sammy asked both girls sounding nearly hostile as he did it.
-Calm down Sammy. We just want to help you.- Brooke said with the empathic voice.
-Brooke's right. You're too hard on yourself.- Kelly added after a second.-If you want I can give you a shot. It's always helping me.- Kelly said with smile on her face as she proposed a cigarette to Sammy.
-No thanks. I don't smoke.- Sammy replied while he wiped the tears from his face with the sleeve of his shirt.
-But Kelly's right!- Brooke suddenly said which resulted in Sammy giving her a weird stare.- About the first part I mean!- Brooke quickly corrected herself when she realized what she said before.- You're too hard on yourself. I was an accident. Anyone could do that.- Brooke explained to Sammy with all her kindness.
-Yeah! I do this all the time!- Kelly shouted with happiness.
-But i-it d-doesn't change the fact th-th-that I'm the r-r-reason why Sam is gone!- Sammy replied with slight stutter just now.
-Oh stop talking about her Sammy! It will only make you sad even more!- Kelly replied to him as she placed her arm around Sammy's shoulder.- When Doug was first eliminated, I've also felt really sad but it gave me also some confidence. The same was when they gave me a second chance at the show.- Kelly explained to Sammy while smoking.
-Okay but it still doesn't explain why are you here.- Sammy stated and the girls looked at each others.
-We thought that maybe to liven things a little and to cheer you up we should organize a sleepover at girls trailer.- Brooke proposed the idea to Sammy while Kelly nodded.- Jared already promised us that he wouldn't sneak on us and he even said that he will bring us some extra snacks.- Brooke explained the situation to Sammy.
-What about Nova? She agreed to that?- Sammy asked, not sure exactly if he wants to agree.
-F**k her!- Kelly yelled.- She has nothing to say in this conversation!- Kelly yelled and then stood up and pulled Sammy up too.- So, are you in?- Kelly asked Sammy.
Sammy then looked at both girls who were now looking really enthusiastic.
-Okay. I'll go.- Sammy replied, not a single tear anymore visible on his face, as both girls cheered.- But it doesn't mean I forgot what you did to me and Sam, Brooke.- Sammy pointed out to her.
-Of course.- Brooke replied ironically.
*Confessional-Sammy*
-They...are right...What I did was stupid and selfish but Sam probably wants me to fight and win the show and I will do it!
*Confessional ends*
*Boys trailer*
The camera shows Marshal relaxing himself on his bed when suddenly Sammy, now in his normal enthusiastic and optimistic appearance, burst into the trailer and starts looking through all the bedside tables.
- Can you tell me what are exactly doing right now?- Marshal asked Sammy with a confused and annoyed face.
-Oh, I'm only looking for some fashion magazines.- Sammy replied to Marshal.- Brooke and Kelly invited me to a sleepover. Do you want to come too?- Sammy asked with excitement in his voice.
-Are you kidding? Of course no! I would never go to some girly sleepover!- Marshal replied, looking disgusted at the idea.
-Your loss.- Sammy replied as he grabbed some magazines in his arms and run out of the trailer while Marshal looked like he is lost at thoughts but quickly ignored it and closed his eyes.
-At least I can have the whole trailer for myself for once.- Marshal said, looking really relaxed but suddenly he opened his eyes and he sneaked out of the trailer.
*Outside of the trailers*
The camera now focus on Marshal who is currently leaning his ear towards the doors of the girls trailer while laughing sound can be heard from inside the trailer.
*Confessional- Marshal*
-What? Curiosity took over. I mean all the girls plus Sammy are there. They must be talking about some juicy stuff right there. Who knows maybe Nova will say something about me too.- Marshal thought aloud and when he realized what he said he quickly starts correcting himself.- I m-meant that who knows if the girls will say something about me! Okay?! I'm not falling for Nova!- Marshal yelled in denial.- Well, maybe a little.
*Confessional ends*
*Girls trailer*
The camera shows all the girls plus Sammy already in their pajamas. Sammy wearing his pink silk pajamas, Brooke wearing white crop top, gray sweatpants and purple slippers,, Kelly is wearing white sleeping top and yellow panties and finally Nova is wearing baggy blue pajama pants with a matching pajama top. Everyone, except for Nova, is sitting at the middle of the trailer right now with magazines, pillows and some weed (only around Kelly) around them.
-And then when he tried to hit on me I told him to f**k off and when he grabbed me, I grabbed him by his arm and thrown him at the wall.- Brooke told the story to Kelly and Sammy.
-But do you really had to throw him?- Sammy asked looking slightly scared.
-He deserved that! I don't tolerate pervs!- Brooke replied as she crossed her arms.
-Are you sure? He sounds kinda s*xy.- Kelly interrupted with a smile on her face as she continued to smoke.
-Kelly, don't.- Sammy said to her with a concern look on his face.
-Oh, come on! You're no fun!- Kelly complained.- Oh I know! Let's talk about boyfriends/girlfriends/crushes!- Kelly yelled while looking really excited.
-I don't know what's here to talk about.- Sammy said as he hugged the pillow he was holding.- I'm with Nate and I'm happy with him.- Sammy added.
-Oh, but I didn't meant that.- Kelly replied.- You know the funny stuff like "Did you have s*x?" or "Are you still a virgin?" kinda stuff.- Kelly explained while Sammy starts blushing.
-Wh-what?! N-no we didn't!- Sammy practically yelled from embarrassment.
-Yeah! Let's not talk about it.- Brooke said looking a little concerned about Kelly while Kelly just noticed that Nova is quietly starring at them.
-And what about you Nova?- Kelly asked Nova which caught her off guard.
-What?! Me?! What are you talking about you drug addict?- Nova said while looking away.
-Oh don't lie to us! We all know that you and Marshal are practically a thing now. So you can tell us.- Kelly explained to Nova and waited a second and then suddenly asked.- Have you and Marshal had s*x already? And if you did, I want some details! I already know some things about his features but I just want to learn something from a third party.- Kelly explained and then looked at Nova.
-What are you talking about?! I'm not with him and I hate him. If I'd make out with a guy, why would I talk about it anyway?!- Nova yelled at Kelly with a slight blush on her face.
-Aahhhhhhhh! You're blushing which means you totally have crush on him! I know because I am an expert on that kind of things!- Kelly yelled with excitement.
-Do you really like him Nova?- Brooke asked.- Not that I'm jealous, I'm lesbian, but I'm curious.- Brooke added immediately.
-It's not like it looks like!- Nova replied with even bigger blush.- It's just...nobody ever was sooo disobeying or rude towards me. He's like the first person to ever have something against me. Nobody ever even acted around me the way he acted.- Nova said as she starts looking away.
-But do you like him?- Brooke asked as she raised her eyebrow.
-Maybe a little... Anyways do you want to watch some movies on my phone?- Nova asked to change the theme and others nodded.
*Confessional-Nova*
-With only Marshal as my ally I needed to proceed with this "Sleepover". As much as I would prefer to work alone right now, I'll never survive till the finale that way. But that doesn't mean that I will start working with them. But the truth is that if I want to win this then I need to take the weakest player to the finale with me. Sammy. Yeah... What can I say? He's both physically and mentally weak so he would be no match for me. Kelly has to go now. Brooke next. And Marshal...as much as I like him he would need to be eliminated during a sudden death elimination if there is one. Anyway I have everything planned out. Oh and one more thing. I'm not a "soulless monster" as some person might describe me. I was happy when Sam was eliminated because she was a powerful competitor but nobody likes to see Sammy cry I mean just look at him.
*Confessional ends*
*Confessional-Sammy*
-I will never trust Nova! Now she's telling us "Let's watch movies together" but the next second she will probably use me for her evil plans. I am not entirely gullible! I promised that I will defeat her and I will!
*Confessional ends*
*Outside of the trailers*
The camera once again focus on Marshal who is eavesdropping on girls.
-So that's what she's thinking of me.- Marshal commented with a grin on his face.- Interesting.- Marshal the turned back and suddenly he bumped into someone and fell on the ground and when he regained his senses he noticed that the person he hit was Jared, who is also now lying on the ground, carrying some snacks which now fell on the ground too. Jared then grabbed his head from pain and asked:
-Marshal? What are you doing here?- Jared asked as he stood up and straightened his clothes.
-None of you business!- Marshal yelled back at Jared and then Marshal stood up and grabbed Jared by his collar.- And don't you even dare tell the others that I was here!- Marshal yelled while Jared nodded in fear and was then released by Marshal.
Jared then starts picking up the snacks from the ground while Marshal returned to the boys trailer.
*Boys trailer*
The camera now shows Marshal, who changed into his pajamas(Only black boxers), as he lied down on his bed.
-Hmmm...so she likes me. Interesting.- Marshal said to himself with insecurity in his voice and all over his face.- Well, tomorrow is another day.- Marshal said as he closed his eyes and fell asleep. The camera then focused on his face.
*Time skip*
The camera is still focused on sleeping Marshal when suddenly a loud sound of a large gong awoke him and the camera was pulled backwards revealing that he and the others were all lying in the middle of some woods. Sammy and Kelly were lying on the left side of Marshal while Nova and Brooke on the right side.
-What is going on?!- Nova yelled as she covered her ears, irritated by the sound.
-Wh-where are we?- Sammy stuttered out in fear.- Did somebody kidnapped us?!- Sammy yelled looking even more scared while Brooke stood up and look around.
-OMG! They took us to Camp Wawanakwa again! That is so cool!- Brooke yelled from excitement while others just shrugged.
Suddenly a strong gust of wind blew through the contestants, carrying leaves with it. Then a sound of a traditional Chinese instrument (A/N I couldn't find out what it's name was. Sorry) starts playing in the background as the camera starts showing Jared, wearing traditional white martial arts uniform with a red belt around his waist and a headband emblazoned with a Japanese 'rising sun'. He was currently floating in the lotus position towards the contestants.
-Whoa!- Nova said in disbelief.
-I think I smoke a little too much yesterday.- Kelly commented the scene while rubbing her eyes.
Everyone watched as he floated past them, now with noticeable wires carrying him, and when he stopped just between Kelly and Marshal, he starts showing some karate positions before unhooking the wires which were carrying him and sending them back.
-I take back my whoa.- Nova commented as she stood up.
-Honorable competitors.- Jared said as he bowed before them and continued.- I am more than happy to announce that Chris took three days vacations and I will substitute him in today Total Drama Kung Fu reward challenge. Shot on location here in the beautiful "Japanese" woods.- Jared explained to his friends.- Actually we are in the Camp Wawanakwa. Brooke was right.- Jared added after a second as he placed his hand on the back of his head.
-I knew it!- Brooke said, happy with the fact that she was right.
-Today two random pairs will compete against each other in order to win a reward.- Jared explained the rules.- And our lucky pairs are... Sammy and Brooke against Nova and Marshal!- Jared announced to the contestants much to their disagreement.
-I refuse to work together with Mars**t!- Nova yelled with annoyance.
-Oh, really because I think you just want to hide the fact that you like me.- Marshal teased Nova with a smile on his face.
-Me liking you? Never!- Nova replied with a slight blush on her face.- Anyway why Kelly isn't competing?! Not that I mind but it is quite unfair towards her.- Nova explained to Jared.
-That's because Kelly earned herself a penalty last night.- Jared explained with a sad face.
-What?! What have I done?- Kelly asked trying to sound like she didn't do anything.
-You don't remember?- Jared asked as he raised his eyebrow.- Well... Last night Kelly sneaked out off the set. When she returned our camera noticed that she was carrying some weird-looking bag with her. You can guess what was inside.- Jared explained the situation for others while Kelly just kicked the air.
-I knew I should be more careful!- Kelly complained as she took out a cigarette but before she could start smoking Jared took away it.- Hey! It's mine!- Kelly yelled at him, looking quite annoyed.
-Chris asked me to say that if you will smoke during the challenges, I have the right to send you towards the Lamousine.- Jared explained with pretty serious voice.- So I suggest that you will restrain yourself for now.- Jared added after a second.
-Fine!- Kelly sighed with an irritated voice.
*Confessional-Kelly*
-Chris probably ordered him to do that because he wants me to sabotage one of the teams. Well, I already know who am I gonna sabotage. Look out! The new impostor is in the town.
*Confessional ends*
The camera now shows Jared pulling out some white cards and starts reading them.
-In kung fu movies, actors train with stunt choreographers before they film their fight scenes.- Jared read and then took another card.- So, today, each team will have a trainer and a fighter. Pick your roles, and train as hard as you can in the kung fu style of your choice.- Jared continued and took out yet another card.- The battle begins when noble heron flies east?- Jared asked himself, not understanding what it exactly meant.
-Sorry, but may you repeat?- Sammy asked with a confused face.
-I don't know what that means soooo I'm gonna give you four hours.- Jared replied and starts walking away.- Good luck!- Jared yelled once he was off-screen.
The camera then focused on Brooke and Sammy discussing their plan.
-I can be a trainer.- Brooke suggested.- I already have a black belt.- Brooke said with pride.
-Black belt in what?- Marshal asked sarcastically.- Lesbian pillow fight with your girlfriend? What's her name, again, Wanda?- Marshal teased her and then starts laughing but then suddenly she grabbed his arm and raised him above the ground just to throw him straight into the ground.
-HIYAAAA!- Brooke yelled as she did what she did.- Maybe this will teach you a thing or two you degenerate male! (A/N. Haha Tenko vibes ;) ) - Brooke yelled at him and then both her and Sammy walked away while Nova approached Marshal and helped him stood up.
-Well, your *ss just got beaten by a girl, this obviously mean that I should be the trainer!- Nova explained to him while he looked with anger at her.
-What?! It's not fair! She was just lucky! And I wasn't even ready!- Marshal complained.
-Oh come on, you're just an arrogant d*ck!- Nova replied, looking even angrier than before.
-And you're just a spoiled little b*tch, who can't do anything without her parents!- Marshal yelled back at her while Kelly now with some pen and paper was watching them from an afar bush.
-And you're just a little boy, whose probably afraid of his own mother!- Nova replied to Marshal.
-If you'd meet with my mother, you'd be the one afraid not me, you dirty sl*t!- Marshal yelled back putting his face just before her.
-Don't you dare call me sl*t again!- Nova yelled at him, now being really furious.
-Okay, I'll stick with the b*tch then!- Marshal replied to her with a smile on his face.
-F**k you!- Nova yelled, trying to end this conversation.
-F**k you!- Marshal yelled back while Kelly wrote something down on the paper and then she retreated.
*Lamousine parking*
The camera now shows both Sammy and Brooke being at some sort of parking. Brooke is currently sitting on the top of Lamousine while Sammy is washing the it with sponge, bucket next to him. We can also see Kelly hiding in the bush in the background.
-Remind me, why am I doing this?- Sammy asked Brooke with confused look on his face.
-Because it's just what I needed to do to gain my yellow belt. Well, when I look at it now, it was kinda weird but still.- Brooke explained with the smile on her face.- Oh! And it will also help you improve your arms muscles!
-Great.- Sammy commented as he continued to wash the Lamousine while Kelly once again wrote something down on the paper.
*Outside of the trailers*
The camera shows Nova and Marshal standing a few feets away from each other in a fighting poses.
-So it's a deal! Whoever wins will be a trainer!- Marshal yelled to Nova with determination in his voice.
-Whatever! It's not like you're going to win anyway!- Nova replied as she starts running towards Marshal but she tried to grab him he immediately grabbed her with his other hand and thrown her at the ground.
-Have enough?- Marshal asked with smile on his face.
-Never!- Nova asked as she jumped up and kicked Marshal straight into his chest which send him flying backwards.
-Nice move.- Marshal said as he wiped off the sweat. Then he stood up and run towards Nova but before he could do anything she dodged and placed her foot before Marshal's leg which caused him to stumble and fall onto the ground.
Suddenly Marshal kicked Nova's leg which caused her to stumble and she fall right onto Marshal but in doing so she accidentally kissed him but she also immediately broke the kiss.
-Oh, my my. It looks really familiar.- Marshal teased Nova about the situation from after the "Alien Resurr-eggtion" episode. (A/N. It is showed in the second aftermath if somebody forgot)
-Shut up!- Nova said with blush on her face.- And don't get a wrong idea! I hate you-
Before Nova could say anything more Marshal kissed her which caught her off-guard but surprisingly she didn't stop the kiss and even more, she kissed him back.
The camera then showed Kelly standing in the window of the Girls trailer and looking at both Nova and Marshal.
-Wow! Now that is interesting!- Kelly said with excitement as she wrote something on her paper.
*Middle of the forest*
The camera shows Sammy in the middle of the field. He is currently doing push-ups with Brooke standing on his back.
-Come on, Sammy! You're doing great!- Brooke motivated him.
-I don't know. I think I've got a backache just now.- Sammy replied while looking really tired.
-Just think about what would Sam do!- Brooke encouraged him.- I'm sure she would work really hard to defeat both Marshal and Nova!- Brooke added after a second.
-You're right! I will do this for Sam!- Sammy yelled and starts doing push-ups even faster than before.
*Girls trailer*
The camera shows both Marshal and Nova, now making out on Nova's bed when suddenly Nova stopped him.
-Wait! Shouldn't we train for the challenge?- Nova asked Marshal while he just scoffed her.
-Really Nova? Really? Did you forget who we are fighting against?- Marshal said with a cocky voice.- Just think. You will defeat Sammy in the battle in no time.- Marshal replied to her.
-Well, I guess you're right.- Nova replied and then Marshal continued to kiss her.
Then the camera noticed a pair of eyes under the bed on the opposite side of the trailer and when the camera focused on what is underneath it, it showed Kelly with dreamy eyes.
-It's just like some scene from a porn film.- Kelly whispered to herself as she wrote something down on her paper.
*Middle of the forest*
The camera showed now Sammy standing right in front of punching bag with caricature of Nova drawn on it while Brooke was standing behind the back.
-The key to landing a powerful blow is motivation. If you wanna hit something bad enough, nothing will stand in your way.- Brooke explained to Sammy and then she grabbed the punching bag from behind.- Okay, so try and hit me.- Brooke ordered while Sammy gave away few quite weak punches.- Weak. Lame. You even gonna try? Come on, Sammy! My girlfriend punches harder!- Brooke continued to encourage Sammy even more.- Did I mention I kissed Nathan?!- Brooke yelled and something in Sammy snapped as he kicked the punching bag with all his might and caused the tree it was hung on to break.
-Nice.- Brooke said as she placed her hand on Sammy's shoulder.
*Field in the middle of forest*
The camera shows now the top of a pagoda with the sun cresting behind some hills far in the background. A gong sounded, and some Chinese-sounding music played as the camera panned down, showing the two teams walking up to smaller buildings on either side of the main pagoda. Brooke and Sammy walked onto the left one and Marshal and Nova onto the right one. The gong was off to the left, and in the middle was a wide flat area with a big yellow box in the middle of it.
Suddenly a puff of pink smoke emerges in front of yellow box and after a second Jared emerges from it while playing a traditional Chinese instrument.
-Most worthy competitors, welcome to the Total Drama Kung Fu Showdown!- Jared announced as he thrown the instrument away.
The camera then showed as someone in the sandals and a purple unarmored samurai clothing. That person is jumping from the top of tree to the next one which is shown like he is running. After a second it is shown that the person doing this is no one other than Chef Hatchet. He then did a few mid-air spins as he jumped from the trees to the roofs, then down to the ground slicing the box a few times with his katana before running away. The cuts immediately were set on fire, and the box quickly burnt away to reveal a pair of large robotic exisals – one red, and the other being blue.
The competitors then gasped as Jared starts explaining the challenge.
-Now, the fighters will go inside the exisals while the trainers will operate them with these here joysticks.- Jared explained as he pulled out two joysticks and thrown one to Brooke and the other one to Marshal.
-But...why then bother us with the training?- Sammy asked Jared.
-Chris's orders. Sorry.- Jared replied looking really guilty.- Now you have five minutes to get into the exisals and train a little more.- Jared announced as he left the contestants for themselves.
The camera then skip to the moment when Marshal is trying to figure out how the joystick works and is clicking random buttons causing the red exisal Nova is in to start dancing.
-What are you doing Marshal?!- Nova yelled at him, looking quite furious.
-What?! I've never used joysticks!- Marshal replied, looking really nervous.
*Confessional-Marshal*
-My mother never let me play video games! Well maybe except that one time when I was seven and she played with me the whole series of some WW2 theme game.
*Confessional ends*
The camera then moves towards Brooke and Sammy, who is now in the blue exisal, as Brooke control him and make him do some karate positions.
-Wow, Brooke! You're really pro at video games.- Sammy commented.
-I know.- Brooke replied when suddenly Jared appeared on the left side of the pagoda and interrupted her.
-Enough training!- Jared announced.- When the beautiful geisha sounds the gong, the match will begin.- Jared announced and pointed at Kelly, wearing full geisha garb including makeup and wig. Holding a folded-up paper fan in one hand and a gong mallet in the other as she starts giggling.
-Uh, Jared? I'm afraid you guys are confusing cultures.- Brooke explained to her friend.
-Brooke is right. Geishas are Japanese, but kung fu is Chinese.- Nova added, while rolling her eyes.
-I know that but Chris already paid for the costumes and wanted all of them to be used.- Jared explained the situation to others while Kelly walked past him and approach Brooke and starts whispering into her ear.
-Watch out for Nova's quick moves. She can dodge really fast. Also they didn't like practice at all.- Kelly whispered to Brooke while she nodded.
-What are you whispering about?!- Marshal yelled at them when he noticed them talking.
-Nothing Marshal, cutie.- Kelly replied to him as she winked to him.- I'm just spreading some facts about your s*x life.- Kelly said with smile on her face as she returned to the gong.
-Oh, no you f**king don't!- Marshal yelled now looking quite angry at her.
The camera then focused on Kelly as she stood next to Jared.
-So which team did you helped?- Jared whispered to her.
-Brooke and Sammy.- Kelly replied while Jared nodded.
-Okay. Just hit the gong like nothing happened.- Jared replied as Kelly walked towards the gong and hit it with gong mallet.
-Let the match... begin!- Jared announced as the sound of gong echoed in the air.
The camera then showed as both Brooke and Marshal starts controlling the exisals and make them approach each other.
The camera then showed as Nova in her exisal kicked Sammy into the exisal's leg.
-Ouch!- Sammy yelled.
-Not sorry.- Nova replied with a smile.
The camera then shows Sammy's exisal hitting Nova right into her stomach.
-I'm also not sorry.- Sammy replied with a smile.
Marshal then starts moving his joystick even harder as the camera showed Nova hitting Sammy several times. One time hitting his arm, the next one his head and the other his chest.
-Ouch! I don't feel so good.- Sammy complained, looking a bit dizzy.
The camera then showed a montage of both students starts hitting each other in turns. First Sammy hit Nova's head. Then Nova kicked Sammy's stomach. Next Sammy hit Nova's face while Nova hit Sammy's.
-You! Get! What! You! Deserve!- Sammy yelled as he starts hitting Nova several times into her stomach but then Nova's exisal grabbed Sammy's exisal leg and thrown him just in front of the place where Brooke is controlling it.
-Ouch! My legs hurt!- Sammy complained while Brooke's got an angry and yet determined look on her face.
-This. Means. War!- Brooke yelled as she moved the joystick and sent Sammy running towards Nova's exisal while Marshal tries to move his joystick but accidentally destroy it.
-Marshal do something!- Nova yelled in fear as Sammy's exisal hitted hers with all the power it had, causing it to broke into pieces and soon it left Nova lying on the ground unconscious with parts of exisal lying around her.
-Ooh, that's gotta hurt.- Jared commented.- Think she's still alive? Come on back and find out. Medic!- Jared yelled while the screen went black.
*After the break*
The camera shows Kelly, in her geisha clothes, kneeling before unconscious Nova while Marshal is holding Nova's head.
-Nova. Nova. Are you alive?- Kelly asked Nova as she patted her cheek but then suddenly Nova regained consciousness and slapped Kelly's cheek as a payback.
-Hey!- Kelly yelled in surprise.
-And the winners are...- Jared interrupted the scene.- Brooke and Sammy!- Jared announced as both Brooke and Sammy starts cheering up while Marshal and Nova just grunted.
-That is so unfair!- Nova complained.
-So...now that we won...Could you release me from this exisal?- Sammy asked, looking quite uncomfortable.
-Oh yes! Let me!- Brooke yelled as she helped Sammy get rid of the exisal.
The camera then shows as everyone stood up and waited before Jared for him to announce the next challenge.
-So you guys won which means only you two will compete for the reward. Nova, Marshal, you're gone. Here's where things get interesting.- Jared explained to the others while Marshal rolled his eyes.
-So what did we have to do?- Brooke asked Jared after a second.
-It isn't anything painful, right?- Sammy asked, looking quite scared.
-As much as I would like to say yes, Chris prepared quite life-threatening challenge for you.- Jared said with a guilty face while Brooke and Sammy now looked quite terrified and groaned.
-Serves you right.- Marshal commented while Nova nodded.
-Each of you must carry a glass of water to the top of the tallest mountain in Japan, Mt. Banshee.- Jared explained as he pulled out a cup of water and pointed at the familiar hill of Camp Wawanakwa.- There, you'll find a bonsai tree, guarded by a mysterious kung fu master.- Jared continued as the camera showed a potted bonsai tree sitting on a rock. Then the camera moved to the left, revealing a cave where the Sasquatchankwa sat cross-legged dressed as a certain thunder-wielding character from a popular fighting-game franchise. In front of him was a campfire, where a tea kettle hung on a stick.- Now, try not to spill any water on your way up. You'll need it to brew kung fu tea as payment to the bonsai. And if there isn't enough tea to fill the master's sacred cup, you'll wish you were wearing a sacred cup.- Jared explained the challenge to both competitors.
-Wow. I think Chris really outdid himself on this one.- Brooke commented.
*Confessional- Jared*
-When Chris gave me the plans of challenges for me to host I was furious! I mean, they can die! I tried to say something to Chris but NO! He said to me that it will higher the ratings and then he send me away. I swear to God! I don't know what I was seeing in this job.
*Confessional ends*
-First person to bring the bonsai back down the mountain alive wins.- Jared announced.- And, as an added bonus, our lovely geisha...- Jared commented as he pointed to Kelly, who started giggling.- Will act as a guide and loyal manservant during your deadly climb.- Jared added which caused Kelly to raise an eyebrow.
-Wait? What?!- Kelly asked while Marshal starts laughing.
-Don't laugh Marshal because I'm not done yet.- Jared interrupted him.- You and Nova as the losers have been sentenced to zen lessons. A.K.A. kitchen duty.- Jared explained as both of them starts complaining.
-You've got to be kidding me!- Both of the suddenly yelled much to their surprise.
-Well, Chef is already waiting for you.- Jared said as he pointed to Chef who is now waiting for them with a katana in hand while Marshal and Nova gulped.
*Bottom of the hill*
The camera shows Kelly, Sammy and Brooke on the bottom of the hill looking towards the top. Kelly is still wearing her geisha costume, both Sammy and Brooke are holding a cup of water in their left hand while Sammy is also holding a Princess Samantha doll in his right one.
-Can you take care of Sam while I climb the hill?- Sammy asked Kelly as he handed the doll to her.
-Of course. You can count on me.- Kelly said, her whole body was shaking.
*Confessional-Kelly*
-I can't believe they forbade me from smoking! I can't live without it! What am I supposed to do?!
*Confessional ends*
-Oh. Let's get this over with.- Brooke suggested to them as she pointed towards the top of the hill. Second later she and Sammy approached the hill.
-I'm right behind you!- Kelly yelled to them.- I just need eh... to eh... tie my laces!- Kelly said, sounding quite nervous then she turned back and quickly pulled out a cigarette and she starts smoking it.
-Okay. I can do this. Nothing bad will happen to me.- Sammy talked to himself while climbing up and trying not to look towards the ground.
-I can't believe that Chris forced Jared to force us to do this.- Brooke said, being not too far behind Sammy when suddenly the camera shows Kelly climbing up really fast with noticeable wire attached to her back.
-Wow, Kelly! I never thought that you are that good of a climber.- Sammy complemented her which caused her to giggle.
-Well, I just asked myself what would Jackie Chan do? I think, he'd smoke another big and thick weedy cigarette.- Kelly replied with really relaxed voice which cause Sammy and Brooke to gave her a suspicious glare.
Then the camera moved to the top of the hill, revealing Jared looking at the wire which was revealed to be the wire from a crane.
*Kitchen-Craft Services Tent*
The camera shows Nova in the middle of wiping plates. She is standing in front of the kitchen sink with lots of dirty plates inside.
-We totally would win the reward, if you wasn't so bad at playing video games, Mars**t!- Nova complained as she turned towards Marshal who is now cleaning the glass cup.
-Oh, really? Maybe we would've won, if you didn't decide to have a little make-out session with me.- Marshal teased her and winked to her while she just groaned.
-It meant nothing for me!- Nova replied, looking quite embarrassed.
-It didn't looked like that back then.- Marshal replied, looking quite irritated by her attitude.
Suddenly Chef interrupted them by throwing a pot full of knives on the table behind Marshal, causing him to startle a little.
-Shut your traps and grab a blade.- Chef ordered to both people as he walked towards the right side of the kitchen.
-Chef, are you crazy to give this crazy b*tch a knife?! I barely survived our time together in the trailer!- Marshal said with a smile on his face as he pulled out one knife for himself.
-I'm going to pretend that I haven't heard that.- Nova replied and took one knife for herself.
-Y'all are gonna use those blades to cook a meal fit for a warrior. Kung fu noodle soup.- Chef explained as he returned pushing a large tank of water on wheels.- Vegetable stock, noodles, and the seven deadliest species of fish known to man.- Chef told with the most stoic face you could see.
-You got your rabid piranha...- Chef said as the piranha jumped out of water and snapped its jaws before returning to water.- Poisonous blowfish...- Chef continued as the blowfish jumped out of water and inhaled itself with air for a second.- Electric eels...- Chef continued once more as an eel jumped out and send out a brief of electricity through its body.- Toxic jellyfish...- Chef said as the purple jellyfish showed a little of its body and then returned to water.- Lethal swordfish...- Chef said with more dramatic voice as the swordfish jumped out of water and returned after a second.- Man-eating shark...- Chef said, practically laughing as the shark jumped out of water so high that it broke the tent's ceiling but before it returned to tank several purple tentacles emerges from the tank, grabbing and taking the shark with it.- And killer octopus!- Chef ended with a big smile on his face.
-Now, who's ready to start?- Chef asked as he placed his arms on his waist and the camera moved towards the left, showing Marshal with pot on his head and several knives in his arms and Nova hiding behind him. Both of them looking really terrified by what they just witnessed.
*The middle of the hill*
The camera shows Brooke and Sammy still climbing the hill, now looking a bit tired.
-I never thought that climbing a hill would be so hard!- Brooke complained.- I always thought it would be super easy like skateboarding.- Brooke said to herself when suddenly Kelly appeared next to her and whispered to her.
-You know what I do when I'm feeling tired. I'm just throwing away my clothes. Find the closest guy around and go with the flow.- Kelly whispered to Brooke with a smile on her face.
-Okay...- Brooke replied, looking really concerned about what Kelly have just said to her.- I don't think that's a very healthy idea. Especially with so many perverts running around the world.
-Okay just say something if you change your mind.- Kelly replied and then climb towards Sammy, who is also barely on his last breath.
-Hey! Sammy!- Kelly whispered to him.- You should like totally spill that water on Brooke to caught her off-guard.- Kelly suggested the idea to Sammy.
-But don't I need that water to win the challenge?- Sammy asked as he raised his eyebrow.
-Well, yes but my dealer, Ricky always told me, the rain is falling, because the sky is overcast and if the sky, wouldn't be overcast, than it wouldn't be rain. So, if you look everything overcasted, you'll be soaked.- Kelly explained to Sammy, while he just looked at her with a really confused face. Sammy then tried to make another step but put his foot on the wrong place and he nearly starts falling if it weren't for Brooke who in last moment caught him.
-Is everything okay, Sammy?- Brooke asked while she helped him regain his position.
-Yeah. Thanks for saving my life!- Sammy replied to her with happiness.- Oh, I know! We should work together and split the reward!- Sammy suggested the idea to Brooke and she nodded.
-It's the best idea, I've ever heard of, teammate!- Brooke replied to him with a smile on her face when suddenly they heard sounds of sobbing underneath them and the camera revealed them to be Kelly's.
-Aww. You guys are actually using like, teamwork. Whoa!- Kelly yelled as the wire suddenly starts pulling her upwards until she reached Jared.
-Hi Kelly!- Jared started out really nice.- Do I need to remind you what happens when Chris see the episode and is unsatisfied with your sabotage?- Jared asked Kelly with more serious face.
-What?- Kelly asked, looking really oblivious.
-We all don't get paid and you will be immediately eliminated! And you don't want that so... Do something finally!- Jared said to her, looking really determined.
-But why do care so much about it?- Kelly asked him.
-It's my first serious job, not counting flowers selling, I need to prove to my mother that I'm worthy person and that I deserve her love!- Jared said and snapped a little.- So for the love of God! Do something!- Jared yelled at her and send her back down.
*Kitchen-Craft Services Tent*
The camera shows both Nova and Marshal hiding behind the water tank with pots on their hands and knives and kitchen tongs in others. Nova then tried to catch something with a kitchen tong but as soon as she placed it in water tanks something seemed to grab it and shake it really hard which caused Nova to scream a little and then she let it go and it was pulled underwater.
-No! I can't do that! I'm scared of fish!- Nova yelled, trying to look for an excuse.
-Weren't you afraid of snakes?- Marshal immediately asked her with an annoyed look on his face.
-Yeah...but it doesn't mean that I can't have two phobias, duh!- Nova replied, looking quite nervous while Marshal facepalmed himself.
*Confessional-Nova*
-Hey, this is what he gets for kissing me in the national television. Several times. It's my test. If he cares about me then he will do it for me. Not that I want him to be my boyfriend which I don't!
*Confessional ends*
-Fine!- Marshal sighed.- I'll do it.- Marshal added when suddenly a big octopus's tentacle grabbed Marshal by his face and starts shaking him in the air.
-Thanks! I'll go boil the noodles!- Nova ignored the situation as she went towards the left side of the kitchen.
*Confessional-Marshal*
-No. I'm not getting weak because of Nova. I just...don't know how to ask her out, okay? I mean we kissed several times but I have the sense that she doesn't like me at all. Aaaahhh! I hate when my heart do this to me!
*Confessional ends*
*The 3/4 quarter of the hill*
The camera shows Brooke and Sammy climbing up with a perfect synchronization.
-Left, right, left, pull! Left, right, left, pull!- Brooke repeats over and over again to help her and Sammy climb better and quicker. Suddenly Kelly appeared underneath them.
-How am I going to break such a dynamic duo?! They're soo...dynamic!- Kelly said to herself with really confused face when suddenly she remembered something and pulled out Princess Samantha doll from her costume.
-Whoa! Sammy! Did you hear that?!- Kelly whispered to Sammy while pointing at the doll while Brooke continued to climb.
-Did Sam just said something?- Sammy asked with sparkles in his eyes.
-I think she has a message for us.- Kelly explained.
-What is it Sam?! Speak, please! I miss you!- Sammy said to the doll with desperation in his voice.
-Sounds like something about beating Brooke for all the pains she has brought upon us!- Kelly told Sammy while he gasped.
-No! There's no way Sam would say that! Well, maybe. But never!- Sammy yelled, looking really concerned just now.
-She totally did!- Kelly replied, now sounding really desperate herself.
-I'm sorry Sam! I'm not sure if I am capable of doing something so cruel!- Sammy yelled as he continued to climb.
-But you were capable of beating Nova! What is wrong with you!- Kelly replied, now looking really annoyed by his attitude.
*Kitchen-Craft Services Tent*
The camera shows Nova sitting on the kitchen counter while mixing the noodles in the pot on her right and holding her phone in her left hand.
-Whoa! Wha! Oof! Stupid jellyfish. Dah!- Marshal screamed from off-screen while Nova just sighed.
-Am I not the luckiest person in the show to have phone? I can freely write with my friend from the soccer team and help them strategize while still being in the game.- Nova said with a smile on her face as the camera showed Marshal fighting with a jellyfish, which placed its tentacles on his head.
-Yes! Indeed! You are very lucky!- Marshal yelled back to her as he starts punching the jellyfish.
-You should like totally come to one of my matches. You would be amazed by my talent!- Nova praised herself while continuing to look at her phone.
-That's! An! Amazing! Idea!- Marshal yelled as the jellyfish once more attached itself to Marshal's face.
*Time skip*
The camera now shows Nova casually lying on the table and talking with someone on her phone while Marshal is running around with few electric eels attached to him and electrocuting him from time to time.
-No I miss you more girls. No I miss you more.- Nova talked with someone on her phone, probably being her teammates from soccer club.- Oh, wait a second girls.- Nova said to them and took away her phone for a moment.- Keep up the good work, Marshal! You're doing great!- Nova complemented him as she returned to her conversation.
-Thanks.- Marshal was interrupted by eels electrocuting him.- Nova.- Marshal ended just to be electrocuted once more.
*Confessional-Marshal*
-Sometimes I wonder if Nova have an actual soul. I mean she didn't even flinch when I was attacked by that jellyfish... I like that about her.
*Confessional ends*
*Top of the hill*
The camera now shows Kelly, Sammy and Brooke nearly at the top of the hill. They are just now walking through the path leading to the cave with Sasquatchankwa inside it.
-So, Sammy.- Kelly started.- What do you miss most about Sam? The one you voted off, not the doll one.- Kelly corrected herself which caused Sammy to sadden up a little.
-Well for sure her innocent personality.- Sammy said which caused Brooke to laugh a little bit.
-Sorry, It's just... I'm sorry.- Brooke replied trying not to sound too rude.
-For sure I love beautiful way of expressing herself.- Sammy added.
-Well in this matter you are right. She was one of the most powerful and stoic people here. No wonder that Marshal and Nova decided to vote her off before eliminating us.- Brooke said and before she realizes what she has just said, Sammy turned her around, took her cup of water and spill it on her, slapped her on the face and pushed her aside. And then he run towards the cave while Kelly knelled before Brooke just for a second to say.
-Sorry, Brooke. I had to.- Kelly apologized and then run after Sammy.
Then the camera showed Kelly and Sammy arriving at the cave when Sasquatchankwa come out of the cave and began to roar which caused Kelly to scream.
-Silence geisha.- Sammy ordered Kelly and then handed the cup of water to her and with some ballet moves he went pass Sasquatchankwa, grabbed the bonzai tree and starts running towards the bottom of the hill while screaming like a little girl.
*Confessional-Sammy*
-And people laughed when I told them that ballet will come in handy in life.
*Confessional ends*
The camera now focus on Kelly, holding the cup of water while Sasquatchankwa approach her.
-Oh, you want this.- Kelly asked, looking quite scared, as she pointed at the cup.- Then have it.- Kelly tried to gave the cup to Sasquatchankwa but she accidentally spilled the contents of the cup on him which caused him to look even more angrier.
*Confessional- Sasquatchankwa*
-Not cool!
*Confessional ends*
Sasquatchankwa then starts to tear up Kelly's geisha suit but stops after revealing that Kelly didn't have anything under it.
-What? Who wears underwear with geisha suits?- Kelly asked, looking really confused while Sasquatchankwa flustered and run away.
*Craft Services Tent*
The camera now shows rearranged tent with one single table in the middle of it. Various of the traditional Japanese-themed decorations and lots of food made from the fishes Marshal was fighting with.
The camera shows Sammy sitting at that table and enjoying a meal while Brooke is sitting by the window of the tent and looking outside with a frown on her face. Nova on the other hand is sitting on the other side of the tent and is drinking tea. There is no sign of Marshal or Kelly.
Then suddenly Kelly entered the room, still in her geisha costume, and with a big pot of Kung Fu noodle soup. She then approached Sammy with the pot.
-More kung fu noodle soup, master?- Kelly asked Sammy while holding a scoop in her right hand.
-Yes, please. And also. Can you stop calling me master? It's sound weird coming from your mouth if you know what I mean. But I don't mean to be rude!- Sammy yelled realizing that it may sounded a bit rude.
-No it's nothing.- Kelly replied to him.- We are friends after all.- Kelly added and then walked away while the camera turned towards Nova sitting in the corner and doing something on her phone while sipping her tea.
Then suddenly Marshal entered the room from kitchen way with two bottle of coke in his hands. Then he approached Nova and spilled the entirety of one bottle onto her head which caused her to scream.
-Mars**t! Are you crazy?!- Nova yelled as she stood up and faced him.- What gives you the right to do that?! Do you want to die?!- Nova yelled at him, looking really angry at what he did but then he placed a finger on her mouth.
-Please be silent for a moment, okay?!- Marshal asked her, looking quite annoyed by her reaction.- The truth is that this is hard for me. Especially after everything that happened throughout this season. At first I thought it was just hate and maybe some jealousy but now I feel different about it.- Marshal said to Nova, with all the emotions he could and then place the second coke bottle in her hand.- I love you, Nova! I really do! So please if you feel the same way, you can spill it on my head too.- Marshal ended his confession. Nova then quietly looked at the bottle in her hands and then at Marshal and then suddenly she spilled coke on his head just like he did to her previously.
-Is this mean, you love me back?- Marshal asked with a little smile on his face.
-Well... I wouldn't call it love. More like person I'm not so embarrassed to be seen with anymore.- Nova replied with her usual pride and cockiness but before she could say anything more Marshal embraced her and both of them starts kissing each other.
The camera then moved towards Jared, who is now crying.
-I love happy endings!- Jared said with tears in his eyes.- Too bad that Chris will come back the next episode and probably ruin all of this. And here I was already liking this hosting job.- Jared commented to himself.- Anyway!- Jared said as he turned towards the camera.- Will Marshal and Nova stop kissing before the year 2020 ends? Will Sammy regain his mentality and stop talking to that doll? Or will Chris come back and come up with something a little more exciting? You bet he probably will! And find out what it is next time on Total. Drama. Action!- Jared yelled as he ended the episode.- Wow! I'm really good at this.- He commented as the screen went black.
I AM ALIVE B**CHES!
Sorry about that XD. I'm just really happy that after such a long break I am finally capable to update. I need to say sorry to all of you. September was pretty much a mess for me. I've started second year at high school and the whole month we were ending the material we didn't have time to do last year which meant lots, LOTS of tests and quizzes. Each weekend I was telling myself "I need to do it" but after doing homework and learning I was like "I am soooo tired! I will do this next week." This IS pretty lazy of me. Guess I'm turning to Doug XD. I promise that the next time this will happen I will at least you give you a note in the story instead to write you a PM two days before an update. I am very disappointed in myself ;( I hope you can forgive me and that we could learn from that.
As for the chapter. I was really trying to make that hole in the updates in this episode and I hope that you liked it. The sleepover was pretty much one of those ideas. As for the pairs as you can see I decided to make Sammy and Brooke vs. Nova and Marshal and I am pretty happy with how it turns out. I'm just hoping that the ending of the second challenge wasn't a bit too far-fetched for Sammy's and Brooke's characters but I've thought that Sammy deserved this win more, especially after losing Sam in the last episode. As for Nova and Marshal yeah...They are finally a couple! Let's celebrate! I need to thank Ser Matten, creator of Marshal, for suggesting to me this awesome confession! I loved it! Oh and remember when I told at the beginning of the story that I will not make Marshal and Nova a couple...Well I lied. I told that only because I was a little angry that you find them a lot like Duncan and Courtney from original while I tried to make them a little different but I'm not mad. They just work beautiful with each other in the end and the Marshal-Kelly relationship plot was also needed to make that happen in the way.
Once again I'm sorry for layout. From now one I promise I will try to not leave so long without any update. In fact The next update has a big possibilities of coming next Saturday since I have a school-free day at Wednesday so I will probably write then so if you have some ideas, please send them by then.
Remaining characters:
Boys: Marshal and Sammy
Girls: Brooke, Kelly and Nova
Eliminated: 15th/14th: Jeremiah and Cordelia (Without teams)
13th: Taylor (SG)
12th: Kirsten (SG)
(-): Nova (KG) (Returned)
11th: Doug (KG)
10th: Izzy (SG)
(-): Kelly (KG) (Returned)
9th: Jared (SG)
MERGE
8th: Nathan (SG)
7th: Andrew (KG)
6th: Sam (KG/SG)
And now a review question:
-How will they react to being in the conditions of zero gravity? How will your character react to the vomit comet? Will they be able to last long there?
Also I have some other favor. As you can remember in this episode remaining contestants received a package from home. I would be grateful if you could PM me and tell what will your character receive and from who.
That's all for today.
See you next time on Total! Drama! Action!