Hong-Kong had thought a family dinner would be nice.
Clearly, he hadn't been thinking clearly. There were people at the table he hadn't even invited, and he didn't remember telling anyone they could bring a plus one. Yet somehow France was there, already engaged in a fight with England, while a drunk Scotland cheered them on. Somehow Russia had been invited, and though Hong-Kong didnt know who had done so, he did have his suspicions. America was beaming while stirring up strife between Russia and China, though it wasn't clear whether he was doing it intentionally or not.
Usually Canada could be counted on to keep America from causing too much trouble, but Hong-Kong could instantly tell he wouldn't be any help when he finally located the quiet country, trapped under Russia. Hong-Kong couldn't even tell if Australia and New Zealand were fighting or getting along, they were talking way too fast and with too much slang for him to discipher. As they were not strangling eachother or throwing things, he decided to ignore it. His main issue at this point was elsewhere.
France helpfully assisted England in getting some punch, by forceably dunking his head in the bowl, and England returned the favour by shoving a rice-cake down France's throat. When France started choking on it, England decided to save his life by landing a punch directly in France's stomach, causing France to turn and expell the contents of his stomach - as well as the rice-cake stuck in his throat - into one of Hong-Kong's decorative vases. Sealand, in an effort to be noticed and recognized by England, decided to help by kicking France in the shin, then immediately apologizing when France teared up.
Before Hong-Kong could even try to intervene, there was a loud crash as Russia tumbled of his "chair", knocking several dushes off the table as he fell, and Canada stood up and started shouting, shaking with anger. Unfortunately, America's laughter at Russia was louder than Canada's loudest volume, and he went completely unnoticed. Russia decided this was an opportunity to fight with America, and immediately pulled out his metal pipe. China hit him with a wok from behind while scolding about ruing the family dinner.
Macau, Hong-Kong's friend and the only non-family member he had actually invited, put a comforting hand on Hong-Kong's shoulder and shook his head hopelessly. On the other end of the table, it semed to be calmer, but Hong-Kong wasnt fooled. He hadnt invited Japan, although he was apparently one of hisnbrother, simply because he wasnt too close with him. Despite that, there Japan was at the table, sitting nicely and neatly and eating calmly, the picture of a polight country. Or at least, Hong-Kong might have believed that if he couldn't see Japan reading Manga on his phone under the table from where he stood.
In fact, the only countries that didn't seem to be causing a ruckus was Thailand and Tawain, who semed to be having an enthralling discussion about martial arts. India, no doubt invited by England, had put on some of his music, and was dancing in a rather energetic way for one his age, quite joyfully. Ireland, who Hong-Kong suspected had invited himself simply to harass England, immediately took this as a challenge, due to his Irish nature, and put on some Irish music, much louder than India's, and pulled his twin Northern Ireland into a dance with him. Oddly enough, India seemed to take to the challenge, and Hong-Kong tried to pretend he didn't notice this going on.
China made it easier to ignore everything else by using Hong-Kong as a barrier to hide from South Korea. Unfortunately, South Korea had nothing against assaulting Hong-Kong and China at once. Hong-Kong sent Macau a pleading look, but it was too late, he was already caught in a conversation with Vietnam. By the time the day ended, Hong-Kong's house was in tatters, and the country himself didnt feel much better off.
It was at this point Hong-Kong decided that he would never host a family dinner again.