-Why do I even have to go through this again?What's the purpose?I don't need this,I thought we agreed we wouldn't do this again.-Complained Aizawa annoyed and with arms crossed as Nemuri dragged him by one leg through the hallway of the dorms towards the living room,she had even had the nerve to force him to shave if he didn't want her doing it.

-Stop whining,it's for the kids,for the kids,even I agreed.-Stated the purple haired woman as they entered the living room where the bunch of kids sat,Oboro and Mic already there with pouts on their faces.

-Sensei you didn't had to literally drag him here.-Said Ojiro wide eyed at the sight of Midnight dragging an annoyed looking Aizawa.

-I don't stand for difficult people.-She claimed innocently before letting him go,Aizawa sat.

-I'm telling you this is definitely not bound to end well.-He said staring tiredly at the bunch of grinning kids as Ashido made her way towards him,phone at hand.

-Sensei you have to have some faith.-Giggled Ashido amused as she snapped a picture of him and returned back to the group.

-Faith is for kids.-Muttered the black head.-Why did you even came up with the idea that we needed a date?-He asked scratching his cheek,he felt kind of naked like this.

-Well,why not?-Asked Hagakure innocently as she started working on Aizawa's profile,Todoroki was working on Midnight's,Jirou on Mic's and Ashido on Oboro's.

~1 Hour and a half later~

-How did you got more messages than me!-Cried Mic dramatically as he stared at Aizawa's profile,in less than two hours he was probably the one with the most messages,like,a lot.

-How will I know?-Sighs Aizawa tiredly scrolling down every profile as requested (ordered) by Ashido and Kaminari,there were women and men alike who had sent him messages,from innocent ones to really disturbing ones.

-Well I got more than him.-States Midnight proudly.

-That doesn't make me feel better.-Whines the voice hero.

-Mic Sensei can you please sit down and start looking through your profile instead of crying about the others?-Deadpanned Jirou,the man had the nerve to look at her with the most kicked puppy look in history.

-Sensei hold yourself!Come on sit down!-Ordered Ashido grabbing the blonde's wrist and pulling him towards the other couch,Todoroki plopping a computer on his lap which already had his profile open.

-I feel so confused with a lot of this messages.-Said Oboro utterly lost as he scrolled down in mild awe.

-That makes us two.-Mutters Aizawa under his breath as his eyebrow twitch at an specially creepy message,he shudders and puts the laptop away.-I really can't do this,I'm way too old for this and with my luck I don't even want to know what kind of shit I have to deal with after.-He says trying to get up but Nemuri yanks him back down.

-I will chose one for you,say which one do you want?Boyfriend or girlfriend?-She Snickers at his face.-Boyfriend it's.

-Jesus Christ.-Deadpans the erasure hero letting his face fall against his hands,he is way too tired for this shit.

-Aizawa Sensei is gay...?-Asked Kaminari blinking in confusion.

-That's so manly!

-Of course he is!-Laughed Midnight.-Thats why it's so funny to mess up with him.-She says with a snicker,it didn't take a genius to know what she meant,everyone at U.A. by now had seen endless of times how Midnight greets Aizawa everytime she sees him.

She suffocates him against her breasts.

-You just enjoy torturing others.-Mutters Aizawa against his hands without looking up.

-I found one!-Cried Mic victorious turning the laptop to show.

-Sensei,that one doesn't even have a face picture.-Deadpans Ojiro as the group stares at the picture of what's clearly a man (it's no secret for the world that Present Mic is bi) but from the neck up there's nothing visible.

-I know but just look at the size of those han-oof!-Mic is cut off by a cloud hitting his face.

-You are talking with kids for the love of God.-Says Oboro utterly scandalized,Mic pouts before going back to grinning.

-Whatever,he does not need a face photo!

-Call me.-Mutters Aizawa,because he knows this is bound to go wrong.

Hizashi was waiting excitedly at the spot he and 100 fists of love agreed to meet,it had been ages since he had a date.

-Good evevening Mr.Yamada,it's a pleasure to meet you.-Came a soft voice from behind,Hizashi turned.

-Good-

He was cut off by the sight,the man was sharp dressed in a nice black suit holding some red roses,yet all Mic could see was his face,a centipede face.

He screamed.

Aizawa was sitting on the couch of the living room watching an AllMight movie with the kids when his phone rang which gave him a lot of disapproving mocking looks.

-It's Mic.-He says as he sees the ID number,the movie quickly gets paused.

-What,so fast?-Asks Hagakure.Aizawa shrugs as he puts the phone on speaker.

-Let me guess I was right?- He Asked with a sigh,because he just had the feeling none of them were made for blind dates.

-Sho...-Came Mic's horrified voice and sounding like he had been running.-Sho..Sho...IT WAS A FRICKING CENTIPEDE!-Came the horrified shout, before the class could even react Aizawa burst out laughing,like,really laughing out loud.

-Sho,are you laughing?Seriously?-Came the offended and incredulous voice.-Dude this is not funny!I thought I was gonna die!Oh my god!It was so embarrassing...It was...I was...Can you stop laughing!?-Said Mic as if he was trying to sound mad but was too surprised and shocked to even be mad and with reason,Aizawa wasn't just a laughing type.-Seriously it's been years since I heard you laugh!Of all things that made you laugh!?Shouta come on!

-Dude we are witnessing something even Ms.Joke hasn't been blessed with.-Whispered Kaminari to Shinso who only nodded in equal awe and shock.

~Next Victim~

-Sensei you are back!-Cried Ashido excitedly.

-How did it go?-Asked an equally excited Kirishima.

-Women are cruel.-Cried Oboro as he made his way to sit besides Nemuri.-Thats why I still stand by the belief that my queen is the only woman that understand me.-He says dramatically side hugging said woman,Nemuri just pats him on the cheek.

-Shira what did you say this time?-Sighed the purple haired woman,she knew her friend good enough.

-...I may or may not had asked her if she knew that when you shave guinea pigs they look like tiny hippos.

-Sensei you really need to learn what to not say during a date.-Deadpans Kaminari.

-She covered her slice of pizza with garlic powder, like,a lot of it!Then stared me dead in the eye and told me that that was for if I was planning on kissing her later!She wasn't even that pretty!I wasn't even thinking of that!- He huffed offended making some of the students laugh.

~Next Victim~

-I think I just escaped being a lampshade in his mom's basement.-Came Midnight voice as she stepped into the dorms sporting an utterly mortified look on her face.

-What...?-Aizawa looked utterly lost,and he wasn't the only one.

-Why?-Frowned Mic.

-Dude kept touching my face saying how nice my skin was,he said my body was nice for a mom what the hell does that even mean?And he even had the nerve to say my hips were perfect for pregnancy!-She cried utterly offended.-I'm stepping out of blind dates for the rest of my life,I will die alone and with a thousand cats and I will do it proudly!-She acclaimed,the girls oddly cheered her for it and so did some of the boys.

~Last Victim~

Aizawa ran like his life depended on it,kind of did, with no capture weapon and trapped in a black suit well,he was so glad for his stamina and rapid assessment to manage to outrun that weirdo who had looked so innocent in the picture Nemuri showed him.

-I'm never ever doing that again.-He painted as he barged into the dorms.

-Dude you were faster than Mic.-Blinked Midnight.

-Did he turned out to be a creep to?-Snickered Mic at his friend's utterly mortified face.

-He tried to kiss me the second he saw me!- He shouted utterly scandalized and mortified still trying to regain his breath.

-You didn't had to run like the devil was behind you just for a kiss.-Deadpanned Oboro,Aizawa gave him a glare.

-I didn't run because of that!I ran because the guy didn't even want to go elsewhere,he was all but into going right away to his house!I'm not build for this shit,I want to die alone,who even needs a partner who definitely is bound to boss you around and don't leave you the fuck alone?- He said utterly serious stomping to his room so he could yank this clothes off.