I do not own Glee, Glee characters, Mulan, Mulan songs, Star Wars or Yoda. I do, however, own the character Levi.


11. Yoga with Yodas.

Marley was peacefully asleep when she felt someone shake her soothingly and a voice sang to her. "Good morning, good morning. We've talked the whole night through. Good morning, mood morning to you." Marley fluttered her eyes opened and saw that just the mere cracks of dawn were outside her window. She couldn't see much of his face but Sebastian's hairline stood out. "Morning sunshine."

"What time?"

"Ten minutes of six." Sebastian stood up.

"Work?"

"Going in later, switched with someone."

"You nuts." She yawned and sat up. "What up early?"

Sebastian tossed a tank top and black yoga leggings onto her bed. "Borrow those from Levi. Get dressed and meet us outside."

"Why?"

"Exercise. Now get dressed before I drag you by your ankles, Little Rose." Sebastian got up and left her bedroom.

Marley wanted to go back to bed. But she knew that Sebastian would just come back in here and drag her out of the room. She rolled off and slowly made her way into changing out of her pajamas and into the tank top and yoga pants. She tied her hair up in a half-mess high ponytail and slowly made her way outside the room to to backyard.

The orange and golden blaze with the pints of pink and purple painted into the atmosphere greeted the two teenage girls who were outside, aching for sleep, whilst the elder young adult stood on the grass before them. "Good morning, beautiful sunshines."

"Sebs, too early."

"Come on. It's Tuesday. Yoga Tuesday."

"I know, I know. Its also Taco Tuesday." She whined. "Sebs, I have gym class later. Why am I doing this now?"

Marley blankly blinked at her. "How do you gym class online school?"

Levi yawned. "Ugh. Its the only annoying thing. Consists of half video watching specific videos and readings then answering questions at the end. No cheating allowed—Of course, the only time I'd wanna cheat." She snickered. "Then option to do gym videos they send. Usually do them after the coursework...NOT TODAY, SATAN!" She shouted.

Sebastian clapped his hands. "Let's get started!'

"Marley is think Sebastian is crazy for early morning workouts going to. Yeesssssss."

Sebastian sneered at her. "Levi, what kind of talk is that?"

"You did see the movie stars war not, hmm?" Marley began snickering at this point.

"What's with the random sounds, you weirdo?"

"For my love I speak Yoda. Herh herh herh."

"What the fuck, Levi?"

"With fire in the mouth he who speaks, suffer many painful scars, will." Levi cackled as Marley hid a laugh behind her hand and mushed her giggles. A pissed off Sebastian stood his ground and glared down at them, mostly Levi, for the bullshit nonsense that was happening. Levi rolled her eyes playfully and said it was a joke. "Sebs, what the hell am I doing up this early?"

Sebastian smirked. "Because this morning Levi I felt really...Bloaty and fat." Of course he means myself. "So I thought I do some yoga."

"Gym basement."

"This is better. Fresh air to do exercise techniques and simple; yoga." He crossed his arms over his gray t-shirt. "I did this with my mother a few times whenever she was gearing up for her morning workouts or before a tennis match. I brought this along a few years later when I began playing lacrosse."

Marley yawned and said, "Sebastian, you and I both know how much working out we can do in Glee Club for competitions."

"Yeah. You passed out from it, I get it." Sebastian rolled his eyes. "Come on. Just for thirty minutes and we'll be done." He took each girl my their arm and brought them to the center of the yard where three yoga mats were set up. The middle blue one was upfront more than the orange and pink mats. He gently placed Marley on the orange mat and Levi on the pink. Sebastian turned on the stereo that exposed soothing, sweet nature sound of ocean breezes.

Marley forced herself awake as best as she could. Downward dog, mountain pose, low lunge, warrior I, warrior II, high lung crescent variation, standing half forward bend. Cat pose, cobra pose, cow pose, cow face pose and finally wide-angle seat pose. Mountain pose, low lunge, warrior I, warrior II, high lunge crescent variation and finally standing half forward bend. By the end Marley (and Levi) were both wide awake but still ached for sleep. Marley's half asleep self began chucking.

"Tranquil as a forest but on fire within." She sang. "Once you find your center, you are sure to win."

Sebastian quickly turned back to Marley. "You're a spineless, pale, pathetic lot. And you haven't got a clue!"

Together, "Somehow I'll make a man out of you!"

Levi shouted in annoyance, "TOO EARLY!" She then darted her direction to Sebastian, pointed at him and said, "Ling."

Sebastian flipped at her. "Screw you."

"What?"

"Sebs can't swim." Levi told Marley. "The guy never learned."

Sebastian turned off the music and corrected her. "I, in fact, can stay afloat."

"Whatever." Levi walked away from the yoga mat and towards the pool. She took off her yoga jacket, top and pants and ran, jumping a cannonball into the pool in just her sports bra and female boxers.

Marley observed the teenager in the water. She glanced at Sebastian who had turned ghost white watching him watch Levi in the pool. "You ever heard of goat yoga?" Sebastian snapped his head to her. "I heard about it from someone at school one time. Sounded interested. When I go back to Ohio I'll have to do that."

The brunet boy laughed and said, "If I can find one in New York, we should. But first," He pointed to the pool. Marley looked between the pool and Sebastian. "Jump in."

"In my clothes?"

"Underwear."

"NO!" She shouted in horror. "No, I can no do that! I didn't even let Jake see me in less clothing, let alone anything less!" She shouted.

"Okay, okay. Calm down." Sebastian chuckled. "So, do we dare try to meditate?"