Thank you Kurt50Alien, Covid-20, Surfwriter and Undeath9087 for following and reviewing. Funny story here; Covid-20's WarriorCats fanfiction was actually the first I ever read, back in Ye Olden Days before I even had an account. So I guess, technically, they're the reason I'm sporking today.

Y'know, I feel like something important happened last chapter... but honestly, I can't remember anything from yesterday. It's all an alcoholic blur, I must've gone on a real bender. There's bullet holes and empty casings all over my house, also a blurry picture on my phone of some guy in a black suit and sunglasses?!

11...I Runaway From Rome

I ran away from Rome, I knew I must follow Luke even in exile! Frank stood on top of the temple of Zeus looking judgeful "Um. Help. I'm stuck! C-can anyone get me down? Hello?" (like Simba in Lion King 2 when hes standing on the big cliff an Kova was getting exiled an there was a epick song in the distence, well now there was a epick song in my heart ok) Flavia's Heart: Boom boom boom boom, I want you in my room, let's spend the night together...

"Wait Flavia but what about Kornos?" Asked Hazel.

"Kornos can fuk him self" I yelled sadly. I guess all the people Kornos is going to kill if you don't stop him can fuck themselves too. I ran through the gates of Rome until I was no longer in Rome, instead I was in the woods. Dear lord, how archaic do you think the country of Italy is?! Outside of Rome are suburbs, you dolt.

Luke was in the woods too, he looked all sad but when he saw me his eyes were deep poos of sorrow and derpression. You can make as many toilet jokes as you like, but Luke will never replace Alabaster. Never! ... Was pretty funny though. "Flavia why are you here, you should go back to Rome where your life awats?" He said,like Elsa.

"Rome can suk a telkine,in Tarterus" I said to him "There just raicest cause of Kornos." Flavia has roughly the same grasp on the word "racism" as a Twitter user. Perhaps slightly more.

"Well ok cause I never wanted to be there anyway cause Im greek" Luke explaned. "Speaking of which, the f*** is this place?! How are there Roman demigods?! Who are these 'Seven' people?! I've been dead since the original series man, I don't know anything! Anyways I have a idea, theres only 1 way they will trust me...if we close the door of death outselfs in secret. If we close them all by ourselves and never tell anyone, they'll definitely trust me!"

"Ok" I said, because my goldfish brain had completely forgotten about how Alabaster closed them two chapters ago.

But suddenly we heared a noise, it was coming behind a tree! It was a sad nose. It had spent the past month in the Boy's Locker Room of a local YMCA. I looked behind the tree an it was...Apherditi! Instently I drew my weapons an pointed them at her. "Sunder you sluty, false tears" Flavia, you have enough sluty. Let Apherditi keep hers. I yelled "Bitch" Cause I didnt trust her cause Apherditi. She has done nothing but try to either aid you in your quest against Kronos or prosecute you through entirely legal channels since you've met. Meanwhile, you've murdered her children and ruined her reputation. And somehow she's the untrustworthy one.

Apherditi was not so hot now cause her face was all blitchy from crying an stuff I thought she was never hot because she's a blond. Ah-ha! I got you, xxMoonlitexx! You do like blondes! "Its not fair" She wined at me "Kornos took away my godessly powers"

"Well serves you rite" I snided but then,remembry surged over me "How can Kornos do this, its not posable?"

"Acutely its posable" Said Luke sadly "Kornos had...a secret weapon" BUMBUMBUM!

"But the poshion to destroy the gods was his secret weapon, wtf he has two secret weapons" I raged, truly Kornos was without "honor".

"This secret weapon is poshion too Ugh, enough with the potions already! Was one not enough?! Then again, I suppose potions make slightly better MacGuffins than "Words of Death" but a worsely one. It means when he shots it on a god or godess they loose there powers and turn into use less muggles" Which is worse than instantly killing them because...? Luke explaned.

"No" I said all horrorfied "Ok tehn who else did he shot beside Apherditi" I turned to Apherditi "Speak,slut"

"I acutely dont know" Said Apherditi excusely "A hot blond guy said he had a "thing" for me so I went wit him but then...it was a shallow charm sheild an he was acutely ugly & evil, also he threw a poshion on me an now Im not a godess just a mortel person being" My God, without their powers, the Olympians will be completely useless! Except for, y'know, their centuries of knowledge, massive cache of magic items and tens of thousands of followers.

"Omg that was Octavius Um, no, she said the guy wasn't hot, didn't you listen? he better not of used his poshion of evil on Artmeis or he will die" I yelled, acutely he was goin die anyway lol.

"But teh doors of Death" Albaster reminded me. *gasp* Alabaster! You're back!

I thought now, what task should I do firstly, they were both importent an stuff.

Kiddie Kounter: 7

You know what I love about this fic? I can sit down to spork a new chapter months after I finished the last one, and no more confused than I would be had I read the previous chapter yesterday. I literally cannot be any more confused.