Chapter Ten
"B-but how?" he stammered. "I saw you get stabbed!"
"Oh, that little incident!" she laughed. "All it did was break a rib; it missed my vitals. and you've probably figured out that it's me doing this!"
"Why?" demanded Biana. "Don't you have anything better to do?"
Thaiella sighed. "I wish I did, dearie. But with Gisela's training complete and her dead, all I have left on my agenda is this. Who knew world domination could be such fun?"
"What exactly are you doing?" Fitz glared at her.
She chuckled lightly. "Well, you mean besidesdominating the world with a hybrid-mutant creature so the intelligent species could come out of hiding and exterminating the humans? I'm making her real. Or I'm bringing her back? I'm not sure."
She led them to another door, opened it, and pointed.
There was a canister in the room, containing a squat woman's body. She had a pink bow in her hair, and was dressed in all pink. Ro would've had nightmares about the sparkle overload for years. But there was one thing sort of strange about her.
She looked like a toad.
Author speaking:
OK, so you guys probably are like "Oh lollll it's Umbridge how dumb does she think we are?" I don't, I promise! I'm just tryna stick with the whole "mysterious mysteries" aspect lol. I will post chapter 11 tomorrow. It has quite a bit of confusion on everyone except Sophie's part, as she's the only one who has read HP. I'm making a Tiana (Tam-Biana) oneshot rn and I'm hoping to post it soon!
Author out! *cheesily peace signs and runs away to go write about Tiana*