Chapter 14: A Spanky Situation

Applause roared across the room. Narukami, Chee and Joseph all clapped for Tails and Yukiko. Yosuke was insanely jealous though "Damnit, if I was better at the game, I could have had the cool sex!" Chee laughed and slapped Yosuke on the back "Haha Yosuke, no one wants to have sex with you, you are a retard"
Waluigi laughed maniacally "WAHAHA, NOT ONLY DID I GET 100 GIFT SUBS, BUT YOU FOOLS HAVE FELL RIGHT INTO MY TRAP!"
The walls containing the studio audience and the jazz band closed and they were no longer in the room because they were behind the wall.
Joseph put his hands on his cheeks and yelled "OH NO! WHAT HAPPENING!?" The red lights turned off; a moment of silence went by in the dark before a giant disco ball lowered from the ceiling. The bed started lowering into lava located below the bed, Tails grabbed Yukiko "Come on honey bunny, we need to go!" Tails used his propeller Penises to fly him and Yukiko, who was still half out cold and dripping with sex, safely back over to the group. Then they both collapsed to the floor. Tails said "Guys I don't think either of us will be able to help in a fight, we're both too exhausted from the amazing fuck we just did. Everyone understood.

Suddenly the disco ball exploded, and from within a giant mecha in the shape of two boobs with laser swords came out! A voice rang out from inside, it was Waluigi "TAILS AND YUKIKO, YOU'RE SHAG SAUCE IS THE EXACT FUEL I NEED FOR SPANKULON! PREPARE TO BE SPANKED ON THE DICK AND BALLS! The rest of the squad assumed fight formation. Yosuke yelled "How are we supposed to kill that thing, it's huge!" Narukami had a very complex and detailed plan on how to sneak inside the mecha and destroy it from the inside, but he couldn't voice it because he was a silent protagonist and couldn't speak.
Waluigi yelled "PREPARE FOR THE ANIHILATION PEASENTS!" and he did a real cool and scary backflip, showing of the spankulons expert dexterity and skill.

Joseph was the first to strike "HERMIT PURPLE!" he spiderman swung from the ceiling and gripped onto the front of the spankulon, he then started headbutting it really hard. Chee followed up by summoning her persona, Tomoe, which used it's spinny weapon thingy to spin and slash at the robot, which was meeting her attacks with it's own sword attacks. Yosuke activated tank mode, his legs folded into his body and became tank treads, then a cannon erupted from his head. "Guys I can't make the shot with you in the way!" he complained, but this time it was justified because he would kill his friends if he shot them.
Narukami saw that the plan was going to shit, so decided to used his magnum brain for expert tactics. He pulled out a deck of playing cards with sexy men drawn on them and drew a card at random, he then loaded it into his dual disk. It was the number 9! Then, 9 Izanagi's appeared, they all used lightning whips to grab the spankulons legs and arms.
Waluigi screamed like a popping balloon at a retirement home "YOU THINK THAT WILL BEAT ME?!" he stuck his nose into a port next to his head that said "Ultimate attack" and yelled "PREPARE FOR THE WALUIGI PINBALL!" The spankulon shrank into a ball with jets lining it and started zooming around the room!
Joseph was holding on for dear life and yelling "AHH, I HATE PINBALL!" Chee was thrown into a wall that exploded, when she opened her eyes, she realised that she had squished the whole jazz band. She felt regret at deleting the art of music from planet earth, but it's like they say, to become a warrior you must defeat the trumpet.
All of Narukami's Izanagi's were flattened like pancakes on pancake day, the pinball manoeuvre was too strong! Tank Yosuke had an opportunity though! Instead of using his cannon shot, he aimed his cannon upwards and shot out a wind attack! A Wall of wind was created. As the pinball hit it, it got stuck in place and was stuck on the ceiling.
Waluigi screamed "YOU FUCKING INCEL!" Just as he was about to disconnect his nose from the big weapon port, Joseph found an opening, he slipped his Hermit Purple underneath some armour plating, revealing Waluigi sitting in his cockpit, wearing his iconic purple mankini. He pulled Waluigi out with one giant hand, Waluigi was flailing his arms around in sheer panic! Joseph threw him up into the air, Narukami saw this as his chance! He once again summoned Izanagi, Izunagi caught Waluigi in it's mouth and flailed him around like an angry dog. He was screaming "AHHH YOU ARE KILLING ME!" but nobody cared because Waluigi had been a bit of a prick. Then Izanagi chomped down and Waluigi fell to the floor in two halves.

Joseph landed and hi fived Narukami, Tank Yosuke returned to regular metal Yosuke and Chee said a small prayer for the exploded jazz band. Waluigi's upper torso was trying to crawl away from the group, but he didn't have the strength, he addressed Narukami, much quieter than before. "Ahh what the hell man you have fucking killed me" And Narukami just smiled because Waluigi was a bad guy and it's ok for him to die. Waluigi reached his hand up to the sky and said "I'm coming to see you big brother, in hell" and then he collapsed on the floor, deceased.

Everyone gathered, hi fived and laughed and pointed at the dead Waluigi. But just then, Tails voice broke through the victory music! "Guy's, Yukiko is having a baby!"

To be continued…