They are politically correct, antifa, without mercy. But you… you are worse. Harass and offend… until it is done!
"Young Midoriya…?" Midoriya heard a voice next to him. The boy slowly opened his eyes.
"We arrived." All Might said.
Izuku Midoriya rose from his airplane seat and made his way out of the plane. It was time to go to the bathroom.
"So? Do you like I-Island, young Midoriya?" All Might asked his student.
"Ineedtogotothebathroomseeyouin30minutes" Midoriya said as he dashed off to the nearest bathroom.
"Wait, young Mido- well he's gone. I'll wait for him and notify David once he returns." All Might said.
"Ok, ok, time for business." Midoriya whispered in his bathroom stall and unzipped his pants… only to reveal the most painful moment of his life.
His dong… was stuck in the jeans' zipper.
"OH NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Midoriya yelled in perfect Joseph Joestar." "Why did this happen to me?! What did I do to deserve this?!" Midoriya cried, tears falling down his face.
Apparently, his constant excitement in the airplane led to the Midoriya family schlong carving itself in the pants' zipper, the foreskin was stabbed by the zipper and connected themselves together for eternity.
Suddenly, someone in the next stall heard and recognized his voice.
"Hey Midoriya… is… is that you?" The mysterious voice said, Midoriya immediately recognized it.
"Wait that voice… it can't be… NO SHIT! Kaminari Denki!" Midoriya yelped.
"What are you doing in I-island?!"
"What are YOU doing in I-island."
"Part time jobs here pay good. Gotta farm some cash, you?"
"Uh… how can I explain…" Midoriya thought.
"Wait could it be… you are here to see that amazing Stripper Nightclub that I-Island has?"
"Well no actually- wait… tell me more about it."
"I KNEW you would be interested." Denki said happily. "That nightclub offers the best types of girls! Some say that they are the very best in bed in this planet! Once you get in there… you will never leave a virgin!"
"Oh… but we are Highschool students. Can we still get in?"
Suddenly, a small paper fell inside his stall, it was thrown by Kaminari.
"That place has some kind of underground business. They have their own rules."
Midoriya read the paper.
Students pay half.
"HOOOOOREEE SHEEET!" Midoriya said in perfect Joseph Joestar again; his nose bleeding in excitement. "What kind of heaven is this?"
"I know right? The problem is that they negotiate like… a LOT of money. Even half is still expensive as shit."
"How much are we talking?"
"300 thousand dollars per person, since we are students, it's 150K."
Midoriya pouted in anger.
"What the FUCK are they thinking?! You could save a child from cancer with that kind of money! They expect ME to pay 150 thousand dollars, not even Yen, fucking dollars, to lose my virginity?! I could buy a freaking car with that money, I could buy tons of food for starving children in Africa and save their lives, I could buy a HOUSE, I could buy a PS5, XboxOne series X, a Nintendo Switch and ALL of its games at ONCE, and they expect ME to use that money… for my own temporary dopamine overdose?!"
"Well… you don't have to see it that wa-"
"I'M FUCKING IN! LET'S FUCKIN GOOOO!" Midoriya yelled.
"Oh that's right… you are Midoriya Izuku…. How could I forget." Denki whispered.
"But first…" Midoriya whispered under his breath. "I got to solve this situation I'm in…" he looked at his pants.
Midoriya grabbed his phone and googled:
How to remove penis foreskin by yourself?
"I have only ONE escape… it's all or nothing… Plus Ultra…"
And from that day forth, Midoriya had no more penis foreskin.
"Midoriya-shounen! It's been 45 minutes, are you alright?!" All Might said at the restroom's entrance.
"Almost finishing!" Midoriya said as he finally removed the final piece of foreskin, he casted his sausage with toilet paper and buttoned his jeans once again. "By the way, Kaminari was here next to my stall, I thought I was the only 1-A student here!"
"Kaminari-san came? That means there is a chance of other of your colleagues being here as well!"
"I kind of felt like some of them would be here… but something inside me tells that some of them already knew…"
"You know... Midoriya's father is a really nice guy, actually." Jirou said.
"Really? Totally unlike his son." Ashido commented.
Uraraka analyzed her friends' words. They really hated Midoriya a lot. She did too, Uraraka always believed what the Big Tech and general Media told her; That Izuku Midoriya was an inhuman scumbag.
But despite that belief and many video evidences that Midoriya harassed girls, she always thought that there was some good in him.
I trust you as a fellow hero, but NEVER as a man. That was her thoughts on him.
Despite his uncontrollable hormones, he still put himself in life-threatening situations for the sake of others. From saving her in the practical exam and the 2on2 fighting lesson, successively retiring a Nomu capable of defeating All Might, finishing off the Hero Killer Stain, and other achievements.
And after learning his parents were divorced, and that he lived most of his life as quirkless and constantly being bashed by the media and 90% of the people around him, maybe he kind of deserved some empathy.
But ONLY if that bastard showed that he deserved empathy, perhaps she maybe COULD try hanging out with him. Go to that café he always talked about.
Or maybe he is just an incel with a limitless amount of stamina and HP, 'The Human Cockroach' as people always call him.
"Hey… maybe Midoriya Izuku isn't all that bad…" Ochaco whispered under her breath, too bad her friends heard it.
Yaoyorozu looked at her in horror.
Ashido looked at her in absolute shock.
Tsuyu looked at her speechless and emotionless.
Toru looked at her… well… her emotions aren't readable. She probably was shocked too.
Jirou looked at her with absolute disgust.
"Ochaco-chan… are you all right? Do you have a fever?" Asui said as she put her frog hand at her friend's forehead.
"Is this… the Post Midoriya Traumatic Disorder's doing?" Yaoyorozu said
"Ochaco-chan, what exactly made you think that?! What side are you on?!" Ashido said.
"I-I-I'm not betraying you all… I just think that… we are too radical with him…"
"Uraraka-san, you know full well we are all strictly against the existence of Izuku Midoriya and any worship or empathy of his image is to be taken as treason towards the feminist society of this world. Who brainwashed you to think that?"
"N-No! Not brainwashing! I just remembered all the things he did for us then-"
"Then you forgot all the atrocious things he did to us too!" Ashido said. "Did you seriously forget he made the possibility of us getting a harem completely impossible?!"
"N-No I didn't! B-b-But I don't think I am that desperate for a harem-"
"HOW COME!?" Jirou yelled. "Don't you want a harem full of hot boys not only completely submissive to your image, but also craving your attention and body?! Midoriya Izuku is standing in our way! He MUST be eliminated."
"Having a harem full of people we sexually crave simply for satisfying our carnal desires… isn't that EXACTLY what Midoriya wants?! That mindset is no different than Midoriya's! Y-you all are no better than him!"
Yaoyorozu rose from her seat.
"Uraraka Ochaco! Your words can be taken as treason! We will give you the opportunity to take back what you said and continue our plans to defeat Midoriya! Would you prefer to continue to fight for our victory, or do you wish to betray your comrades!" Momo said.
"Think well, Ochaco-chan. You may go down a path I cannot follow." Asui said.
"You are smart Ochaco-chan, we are your friends and we would be happy to continue to hang out with you… unless you would want to spend the last of your days with that… idiot…" Jirou said.
Ochaco Uraraka was speechless. Sure, she knew Midoriya was a dick and all, but they were going too far! She wanted to do justice, because deep inside, she knew that they shouldn't take this hatred too far.
But Uraraka was too weak to do anything, she can't sacrifice her friends for the sake of giving justice to a man who will only cause her suffering.
Suddenly, Uraraka felt a chill down her spine.
"D-did you guys feel that too…?!" Ashido yelped.
"I-I did…. My PMTD is tingling…"
"Could it be… Midoriya Izuku is really here!?" Asui said.
"N-No! That's nonsense! Mr. Midoriya told us his son wouldn't be coming here!"
"And what if he was never Hisashi?! What if it was Izuku all along!" Ashido yelped.
"Don't say nonsense Ashido! We are just stressed! Let's rest and have fun, Midoriya Izuku is NOT here."
"It's been a while, Toshinori-san!" David Shield said as he greeted his old friend.
"David! How have you been!" All Might yelled and lifted his friend.
"Hey! Uncle Might!" Melissa Shield, David Shield's daughter said and greeted All Might.
"Melissa! You've grown so much!"
"Hey Toshinori, you said you were bringing a student alongside you, right?" David asked.
"Well yes… Midoriya-shounen!" All Might yelled. "Come here meet my friends- "Before All Might could finish, Midoriya Izuku's 'dead' corpse was launched towards them.
David Shield, All Might and Melissa looked at the dead body.
"T-That's what you get, you pervert!" A cute girl who was nearby said, apparently, she had punched Midoriya with her strength quirk to launch him.
The dead corpse got up.
"I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!"Midoriya yelled completely mad. "I LITERALLY JUST WALKED AND YOU PUNCHED ME FOR NO REASON, YOU CRAZY WOMAN!"
The girl stared at him and re-evaluated the last moments.
"Oh gosh… you are right… I just felt some weird aura coming from you and I punched on instinct… I'm sorry!"
"Tch! Why am I so unlucky- Oh my god..." Midoriya became speechless when he saw Melissa.
"Midoriya, this is Melissa, Melissa, this is-"
"I know. I saw his performance at the sports festival. It's a pleasure to meet you Midoriya-san."
" 'Sup. Ya like Jazz?" Midoriya asked.
"Was that your attempt of breaking the ice?" Melissa asked.
"Yes- NO! No it wasn't."
"You are funny."
"Oh… thanks…"
All Might and David kept looking at both.
"Why are you so quiet? Are you okay?" Melissa asked.
"Hold on a sec Melissa I got to do something really quick." Midoriya said and dashed off behind a tree.
"AgirljustfuckingcomplimentedmeforthefirsttimeimylifeI'msohappyohmygod." Midoriya's inner thought went wild. "Ok, calm down, maybe she is the one… just don't act weird."
Midoriya returned to the conversation.
"Midoriya-san, are you alright?"
"Yes. Yes, I am. Thank you."
"Great! I want to show you around I-Island, come with me!" Melissa said and grabbed Midoriya's hand, pulling him towards the city.
"And off they go…" All Might said.
"Melissa has been eager to meet Midoriya. After she saw his performance in the sports festival she keeps talking about his impressive skills. She constantly talks about how the media describes him as "Literally indestructible" and how she wants to know more. Apparently, Midoriya is a science phenomenon that Melissa wishes to study."
"I see… I hope they get along."
"So, Midoriya come in here for a second." Melissa said as she brought Midoriya towards her bedroom.
"Ooooh. So this is your bedroom, eh? Nice." Midoriya said. "Quick Midoriya Izuku! Think of something to break ice! You've practiced this your whole life!"
"Soooo… Nice weather here… huh?" Midoriya asked.
"I swear if that was an attempt to break ice-"
"It's currently 89 Fahrenheit, but the weather constantly changes due to the movement of I-Island, If I'm not wrong, people here calculate the coordinates to apply the greatest weather for people here, not only that, but the Island has cloud factories can MAKE rain. Amazing to live here, right?"
"Now that's a new way to break ice."
"I think fast."
"Oh do you?" Melissa said, she decided to ask a trick question.
"Then how much is-"
"4".
"What? I didn't even say the question yet!"
"Definitely 4. Trust me."
"No Midoriya, you didn't even hear the-"
"It's 4."
"How do you know?"
"I don't. You wanted me to think fast right? So if the priority is speed, I don't need to make the calculations, I just have to answer anything as fast as possible."
"You are weird."
"I know."
"The feeling still doesn't go away" Uraraka whispered.
"Calm down Ochaco-chan. Midoriya Izuku is NOT here." Yaoyorozu said.
All the girls were hanging out at the arcade at I-Island trying to play their stress away. The terrifying sensation that Midoriya Izuku was there… was getting stronger and stronger.
"Hey, how about we play that dancing game?" Ashido asked.
"S-Sure, good idea." Toru replied.
When they finally got towards the dance arcade machine, they suddenly heard the Devil's laughter pleasuring itself in their demise.
They heard Midoriya Izuku's voice.
"Look at this Melissa! I can dance like a pro! I have the top score at this game back in Japan!"
"That's amazing Midoriya."
"Midoriya's break moves goes BRRRRRRRRRRRRT!" Midoriya said as he started spinning like a madman.
All the girls looked at the individual dancing like crazy.
It couldn't be.
"Oh my god…" Jirou whispered.
"That's Hisashi, right...RIGHT?!" Toru started to panic.
"It… can't be…!" Yaoyorozu whispered.
And then, Midoriya noticed his classmates' presence.
Izuku Midoriya stared at his "friend's" faces.
"YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WASSUP MY LIFELONG ENEMIES!" Midoriya smiled like a demon and made his way towards them.
And it was on that moment… the girls' times of peace came to an end…
A/N: I hope you guys liked the chapter, school has been getting in the way and I'm basically doing one chapter each month. And about my other story 'The Quirkless Dragon' I am running out of ideas for that fiction. I don't plan on abandoning it because it was a great concept, just have to think things through.