Hello everyone, this is next chapter for the second episode of the RR!
First off, some review.
Memeking the third: Good guess, Memeking! It is obviously the perfect world for mayham!
Zaksaurus1: Gravity Fall it is, I am going to use that challenge later on. Thanks for the suggestion.
TheMasterKat: Yeah, it is unfortunate Gerry and Pete are gone...considering they didn't get much screen time. Jack and Phil, it's obviously they were going to get vote off. In fact, I might try to make some elimination pretty unpredictable. Also, the Moose and Squirrel joke...I'm gonna be honest, I didn't I just made a reference to that.
JMeowstick: Interesting location. I like it. Keep up the good work.
Marcus: Yep, I probably shouldn't made it too obvious.
Francis: Yeah, it figures no one will miss the two team going home...Okay, maybe Gerry and Peter, but still. But good guess as well.
Guest: Yeah, I know...crazy. I am really going at it in this show, straight to the insane part. Here's hoping Tracy stop the Blank from doing anything. And Batman, it figures he would targeted Joker. I mean, he's a crazy clown who causes tons and tons of chaos. Of coarse the bat won't leave him alone. Henry and June will most likely last longer, as I have some interesting idea for them to do.
N8han11: Don't worry, I am trying to give some team enough screen time, even if some of them might get shafted later on. But yeah, here's hoping Sully, Mike, Ed, Double D, Wallace, and Gromit make it as the final two.
Anyways, let's begin!
"Last time on the Ridonculous Race", Don recap, "The losers must go through a hopping on tree challenge and the sand pass through challenge, where all of them or many, failed. However, only two manage to get themselves kick off, such as Gary and Pete, and Phil and Jack, both beloved and hated. Mostly hated. With the team still spicing up for the next round, it's gonna get a lot chaotic from here on out! This is-!"
Before he could finish, "Ahem" was spoken by Marge herself, staring at him with a stern look and tapping on the chill zone.
"Oh, Uhh...Can I help you?"
"Yes, I want to report a serious issue", Marge said.
"Okay then, What?"
"These challenges are becoming way too dangerous for the kids".
"Yeah, so? This is a reality show", Don reminded her. In turn, she doesn't seem to care that much.
"A reality show that isn't safe for children's", Marge rant on, "I mean seriously? Do you even care about anyone getting hurt?"
"Uhhh, Yes. If I was Chris, I wouldn't really care", Don said to her, "if you don't mind, I need to finish wrapping this up. If you wan't to complain, go complain to my producers".
This made Marge groan and head back to Homer, who was taking a bite of a donut, with Don finishing up, "Anyways, this is the Ridonculous Race!"
"Welcome back, viewers", Don narrate, "Today, we start off with two of the clear winners that made it to first place. The Trickster and No face, as they embark the next part of the race".
Trickster and No face head toward a Don box that was literally in the middle of nowhere. He push it and take the tip, which Trickster read, "Head to the personal Don plane, then go mad".
"Go mad, means go MAD MAX! A world filled with nothing but cars exploding and people wearing cool armor. Their first arrival has to be near the junkyard place, where the Don box is located that contains the next part of the challenge".
"This is easy enough, come on", As Trickster and No face head toward a near by airport, far from the desert. The other team try to catch up with some struggle, due to civilization being the farthest away.
Naruto and Sasuke ran far ahead from the other team, as ninjas, they're expected to be much faster.
"oh come on! Seriously?!" Gumball remark, seeing them literally pass them.
"Do you really have to complain a lot?" Darwin asked.
Gumball replied, "Yes, because it's literally unfair for them to run ahead of us. Come on, we aren't even ninjas!"
"Well what do you expect? There's like literally ton of superpower guys racing".
"What I expect was at least a little bit of less effort would be necessary".
"What's that suppose to mean?"
"I don't know, and I don't care. It just makes me extremely angry for some reason".
At the airport, Trickster and No face had already book for first flight. Simba and Kion came in and head toward the counter.
Simba asked, "Excuse me, is there any room for first flight on the Don plane?"
The man look down and was weirded out by their appearance.
Simba was confuse, "Uhh, are you okay, sir?"
"I don't understand", Simba explain, "When we got here, everyone look at us strangely, like they haven't seen a Lion before".
"That's because we're Lions", Kion point out, "I think us being Lions may have weirded everyone out a bit".
"That's ridiculous. You have a talking cat and dog, a alien, and a ghost, and now they're weirded out by us for being Lions?"
"It's usually the perception, Dad".
Josh and Emily kick through the door, and slide right in with their finger pointing out like guns, declaring themselves for first flight.
"Oh yeah! First flight for the Don plane!" Emily said, but not until they were cut off by Scott, who came to them from behind the line.
"Actually, you guys are pretty late", Scott inform them.
"Wait, what?!" Josh and Emily stood up, baffle by how long they have to travel. Josh asked again, "How did we came in late?!"
"I don't know", Scott replied, "All I know you guys and us are pretty much stuck here, until the second flight arrive".
"Aww shoot!" Emily exlcaim, with Josh trying to calm her down, "I knew we should've train first, before we sign up for this show".
"Hey, at least we're still in the race", Josh point out.
"And not way at the back", Scott added.
Don: "first flight is book with the Trickster, No face, Simba, Kion, Buddy Thunderstruck, Darnell, Clemont, Bonnie, Naruto, Sasuke, Jotaro, Joeseph, Joker, Harley, Angeldust, Cherrybomb, Captain Hero, Xinder, Crimson, Ennui, Jules, Shirley, Mario, and Peach. All heading to their destinations. The others, however, are still waiting, and others are still running for civilization".
Back in the deserts, Korvo and Terry were getting exhausted from the heat alone, resulting them to walk on all four, breathing heavily.
"So...thirsty", Terry said, "Need water...need refreshments".
Korvo cough a little, "This is why I protest against entering this race, Terry!"
"Look on the bright side", Terry reassure him, "At least we aren't falling behind".
"And by falling behind, you mean we're in the middle of nowhere, right?"
As he said that, it zoom out to reveal, Yes, they are falling behind, and are now stuck in nowhere land.
"Okay, personally we weren't ready for harsh conditions like this", Terry state, hugging Korvo, which seem to irk him, "But at least we still have each other".
"I literally hate you at every way".
"I know...I know", Terry said, softely. Then, he begin to pet him, annoying him.
"Also, stop petting me, idiot!"
"Damn it! Just damn it!" Lisa shouted, as she see her and Goroh are now last place to get on the third plane. She sees everyone were sitting around and waiting such as Kate Alen, Mr EAD, Gumball, Darwin, Lincoln, Clyde, Lisa Simpson, Bart Simpson, Homer Simpson, Marge Simpson, Scott, Ramona, Josh, Emily, Garrus, M Shepard, Dale, Hank, Steve, Harley, Stan, Roger, Randy, and Gerald.
"Oh, hey Lisa, what's up?" Kate Alen greet, Making her more furious.
"What's up?! I'm already in third flight!" Lisa claim, "No thanks to my husband, Goroh!"
"Me? what did I do?" Goroh asked her.
"Simple, you aren't fast enough!"
"Well excuse me, that giant sand land literally slow us down!"
"Well, it doesn't matter because now, we're in last!" Lisa told him, sitting down on a near by chair.
"I'm gonna assume, she's still not over it, right?" Kate asked Goroh, who seem to agree with her.
"Oh yeah, totally".
Kelly came in, looking very exhausted and was still carrying Taylor. She collaspes on the floor, panting, which seem to annoyed Kelly, "Ugh, would you stop drooling. You're literally embarrassing me".
Meanwhile, Garrus and M Shepard were both sitting and waiting for the next flight to come, looking around and being observant.
"I say, it does seem nice to see a airport that isn't all technological", Garrus remark next to him.
"Totally agree", M Shepard comment, "I'm more concern on that Dale guy".
"Hmm, what's wrong with him?"
"You do know, he was acting weird to you on the Statue of Liberty, right?", M Shepard mention.
Garrus shrugged it off, "Maybe he's just curious. I can't blame him for acting that way".
"A bit too curious", M Shepard told him, "Let's just be careful of meeting anyone. We don't know if they seem sane or not".
Dale approach them, stuttering a bit, and trying to talk with Garrus, "Hey, mister...alien guy...I...uhhh...want to...ummm..."
They both stare at each other, awkwardly until Dale broke the silent, "Okay, I'm going now!"
And yeeted away.
"I am trying here", Dale confess, "This is my first time trying to talk with an actual alien, and I'm screwing things up. I gotta found another way to make me not look weird. I know, I could do what Joseph usually do...by showing my skin. Yeah, that could work".
Inside the first Don plane, the passengers were relaxing and warming up for the next part of the challenge.
Harley was playing her game boy, while the Joker making faces at Angledust across the seat, which he responded back by making faces as well...sexual, actually.
Shirley poke Jules, annoying him and getting his attention, "What?"
"Look! It's an entire land of sand castle!" Shirley pointed out through the window.
"Those are houses, not sand castle".
"Awww, but it looks like it", Shirely state, "I wonder if I could built my own sand caslte like these?"
"If you did, then the those pile of sand will literally collaspe and suffocate you", Jules said, "Which sounds pretty relaxing actually".
Behind them seated Trickster and No face, with Trickster poking out on them and asking, "Excuse me, do any of you love my candy?"
"I'm sorry, What?" Jules asked, puzzle, which got the attention of him and Shirley.
"Candy. Bad candy", Trickster state, "I'm just curious if you two love eating bad candy like black licorice".
"Oh yeah, I remember trying those!" shirely pointed out, "They were tasty, fresh, delicous, red-"
"Those are normal licorice, idiot", Jules told her.
However, she continue onward, ignoring his statement, "...very flexible, very clean".
"My sister doesn't always know the different between what's a good candy and what's a bad one", Jules explain, "For example, she though scats are like chocolate. I'm dead serious, the only reason she knows scat literally taste nothing like chocolate because I have to force talking to her. That, or I just shove it in her throat to make her believe me. Sometime she forgets".
Across the other seats, Joseph was feeling a bit nervous around...No face. He squirm around the seat, and adjust his collar. Jotaro notice and asked, "Is there something wrong? You look like your fiance just discover your stash of porn".
"It's nothing, I'm just feeling...very tired right now", Joseph replied.
"And by tired, you mean acting like you going to blow up any time soon, right?"
"Look, it's not like that. It just...ummm..." Joseph gesture his eye at No face, who was staring at them.
Joeseph was being very cautious around No face. His stare bring him some sense of unevenness.
"Seriously? A spirit?" Jotaro asked, beyond disbelief.
"He keeps staring at me and making some weird noises", Joseph explain, gesturing his hands at No face, "Not to mention! His weird face! I mean, look at him!"
"Please, we met a ton of creeps", Jotaro tilt down his cap, and relax, "He's no different".
"Ooooh, I see someone is afraid", Cherrybomb remark, taunting them and looking at them from the front the seat, gripping on the top chair.
This seem to irk Joseph a lot, "Gggrr, what do you want, young, demon girl?! Aren't you suppose to be with your gay team?"
"Say the guy who's with another guy", Cherrbomb retorted.
"What?! Me and my...", Joseph groan, "Can you just leave us alone!"
"Listen old man, I can see you and that No face guy are gonna form some kind of attachment. I just got a feeling in my guts!"
"That absurd?! How would you know?"
Cherrybomb shrugged, "I don't know. I just have a feeling that might happen".
"Come on, that will never happen!"
"There is no possible way me and a japanese spirit will ever get along", Joeseph state, "NEVER! I rather be stab dozen more time again, than make friend with some weirdo from Japan".
Don: "Flight two, three, and four has arrive, and is already book with more contestants. Meaning only two contestants are still reaching the airport. Luckily, we have a enough seats for everyone to ride in".
Korvo and Terry arrive last, looking very exhausted and dry. Then, they collaspe on the floor. However, they weren't the only one to make it in last. Spongebob and Squidward made it, due to their history with dry land.
"Next time, it better be Mr Krab doing this, instead of me", Squidward said to Spongebob.
"You know, you're lucky to have me around", Spongebob state, "I could've easily bring Patrick".
"Well, I wish you and him enter this race, instead of me...though thinking about it does sound hilarious", Squidward chuckle, the thought of Spongebob and Patrick suffering in this show seem to amuse him.
"First flight arrive, and it seem's now the first contestants are gonna experience a lot for this one".
After everyone from first flight came out, they all look around and observe the place. Across their right, eastern distance was the junkyard place that is meant for today challenge.
Bonnie remark, positivity, "Wow, this doesn't seem that bad".
Right in cue, dozen of cars, pick up trucks, and motorcycle with amount of screams and thrill pass by them, creating a dust storm in the way. All of the pact vehicles were monsterous looking, some having huge and long pipes, while others having more spikes. The riders themselves wear mask, makeup, or somekind of armor that made them somewhat not human.
They all ignore them and pass through, having the time in their life with guns, fire, and rock music.
Everyone was awestruck, except the Goth. Still with the blank expression.
"Huh, that was something", Ennui remark, blankly.
"Me and Crimson aren't always surprise by this", Ennui confess, "However I will admit, those guys almost look goth enough...almost".
"The only thing to complete them as goth is by adding more black", Crimson comment, "Like more black. I'm talking everywhere to make them literally more shadow looking".
"Except, you can't overdue it. Got to make it more simplistic".
"Agree".
"Up, up, and away!" Captain Hero grab Xinder and flew up. The others like Naruto and Sasuke ran toward the junkyard.
"First dibs on the radio and air conditioner!" Joker declare, shoving away Angeldust and Cherrybomb, as he and Harley ran, laughing.
"First dibs on grenades, guns, and more bombs!" Angeldust retorted, making him and Cherrybomb way to the junkyard. Everyone ran, with no one focusing on the fact they have to run on another desert land. Which was more and more heated than the last one.
"I was a desert expert once", Simba explain, "Sure, back then was really heated, but I manage to get myself up during it's harship".
"That's great and all Dad, but was that really useful to tell them that?" Kion asked, "I'm having a feeling we aren't gonna survive through this".
"Son, believe in yourself. I'm sure we'll make it".
Captain Hero and Xinder landed in front of the Don and smash the button, catching the ticket.
Xinder reads, "All-in, Built a boogie".
"Oh sweet, we going to built our own ride?!" Captain Hero asked, very excited for this challenge. So excited, he even shove Xinder out of the way, and look at the ticket.
Don then begin to narrate again, "That's right, teams must built their own vehicle to race through the desert. One must steer the wheel, while another must be the helper. The team could either share their vehicle with someone, or not, depending if some of them don't know how to make a car or drive".
Don approaches a man with white, pale skin, wearing a skull like mask, who has no eyes, and was grinning seemingly insane. He's also wielding a guitar, "Each vehicle must be approve by this man here...who...uhhhh..."
The host was feeling uncomfortable and weirded out, but continue nonetheless, "I'm just gonna refer to him as his nickname, Doof warrior. Oh, and he's blind. Meaning teams must make a noise from their vehicle, which Doof warrior will give a guitar riff of approval and give them the next ticket".
Door does his signature guitar riff, spurring flames and sparks out of it, with Don pointing out, "That guitar riff".
"So what are we going to built?" Bonnie asked her brother, sranding there in the middle of the junkyard, where everyone begin to scavenge through the pile of rust, metal, broken cushions, crack glass, left over bullets, firearms, and much more.
Julian pulled out a bunch of junks with a string, and Mataro dig his way into the junk.
The Goth simply just remove a door and just walk away.
And Joeseph and Jotaro were now constructing their vehicle with the parts they need, only for Joeseph to get distracted by No face, still looking at him across the distance.
Passing by Clemont and Bonnie, Buddy and Darnell came looking very thrill and full on confident.
"I know what I'm going to built", Buddy state, "My own custom Rabble Rouser! With all new different parts and much more".
"Kaboom! Yea!" Darnell said, "I like it! And we don't have to get someone copyrighted because of it".
"Hey, let's built a truck!" Clemont quickly said, as if he didn't have any ideas to built a vehicle.
"Seriously, a truck?" Bonnie asked him, dumbfounded, "I thought you were more the creative type?"
"I am, just need some idea what a vehicle I could make", Clemont replied.
"Is that why you chose a truck? Is it because it has the less likely to explode or you are running out of ideas?"
"Uhh, no, I just love making trucks", Clemont nervously laughing.
"I am seriously thinking you just want to built a truck because of less creativity".
Inside second flight, everyone was relaxing and seated. Roger was very exhausted, sweating through his shirt, making him flap his hand to his face like a fan, "Oh man, that desert literally made me sweat like a hog. I need to take this shirt off"
Stan didn't want to let Roger reveal his alien body and told him, "No, you can't!"
"What? Why not?" Roger demanded some answer.
"Because we didn't bring any extra shirt along".
"Oh yes we did", Roger replied, "I tug it into my pocket. why else my short jeans look pump and thicc. I'm just gonna go to the restroom stall and change there".
"Roger, I cannot let you do that", Stan told him, "If anyone accidentally step inside, your secret might be discover".
Roger was a little surprise by that, "Wait, you still on that topic?"
"Yes".
"Come on, I'm not gonna reveal myself as a alien".
"Stan has never allow me to be myself", Roger confess, "Everytime he seem to accept who I am, he quickly resume back being a douchebag. Like that time when he keep me lock away during his boss visit to our house. It's annoying".
Dale was scribbling in his note, trying to come up what to say to the alien infront of him Garrus. Unfortunately, most of it contain predictable and standard questions to Dale such as, "Do you desire blood", or "What secret plan are you hiding?" And so on.
Across the other seats on the right, Gumball was intensely spying at Lincoln and Clyde, both sharing head plugs and hearing music from Lincoln Loud phone, relaxing to the tune of it. Gumball is still fixated by their action and look that made him, for dumb reason, jealous. So much more, it made him growl at them.
To the left seats, Bart Simpson was trying to figure out how to get rid of Marge and Homer. The reason for this was he didn't want his parents to win, nor he didn't want them to intervene in their affair. While he was thinking, Lisa was writing in her note book. She was writing about her journal diary, remarking everything that has happen.
"Dear diary, Me and Bart are still in the race", Lisa wrote, "I'm not sure what challenge might unfold, but I hope we make it far enough to reach to the final two".
"Hey sis, can you shut up", Bart told her, "I'm trying to think here".
"I can't allow my mon and dad, especially mom to stop me", Bart confess, "I don't want to sound rude, but I think I need to get rid of them somehow. Don't hate me for this. It's the only solution I have".
"Woah, you guys actually made some games", Scott asked Josh and Emily, leaning on the back seat. Both of them seem to have a interest to each other, due to Scott and Ramona help.
"Well, I made some games", Josh replied, "I'm like a game developer. I create some cool, slick virtual game. It's like the movie Tron, only with more cool tricks and stuff".
"Man, wish I can play your guys virtual games", Scott remark, "Seem's kinda cool".
"Sooooo do you guys work games and stuff, too, or...?" Josh asked.
Ramona decided to speak and replied, "I work at Amazon
"Amazon?"
"It involves junks".
"I'm also in a band", Scott added, "Though I'm not much of the main lead. That goes to one of my other friends".
"Awesome, a band", Josh remark, nudging his arm next to Emily, "Eh, Eh, reeeeaaaal cool".
"Oh stop that", Emily gleefully push him.
"I kinda felt like we connect in someway", Scott confess, "Both living fresh off from school and working on our cool career. Hell, I'm actually invested in their virtual games".
"Don't be too excited, dude", Ramona told him, "Remember, we need to focus more on the game. And by game, it invovles money. Real money".
This made Josh think, and have an idea. A idea that could repay their helpers back, after what they did back there, "Hey, how about we form an alliance?"
"A alliance?" Scott asked, a bit puzzle. Ramona just ignore them, and look out through the window.
"Woah, an alliance?" Emily asked too, "Seriously Josh, right now?"
"Yeah, I mean you guys did certainly help us out back there", Josh replied, "Thought maybe you and us can be...Umm...like the final two".
"Josh, I'm not too sure about it", Emily said, "I mean, it's cool we're chatting together, but I don't know".
"Hmm, Let me think about it", Scott then asked Ramona, "What do you think?"
She gave a shrugged, and replied, "Whatever".
"Sure thing", Scott responded back to them, "As long we totally don't backstab one another, then we're cool".
"Great", Josh gave a thumb up, but Emily wasn't too certain about it.
"Are you sure this will take us to the finale more quicker?" Emily asked, "I feel like that's a bad idea. What if one of us get booted out too early?"
"Don't worry, I'm sure we'll be fine", Josh replied, "As long we stick together as..."
"As what?"
"I don't know, should we pick a name for our alliance?"
"Dude, not worth it".
"Flight third and fourth have arrive", Don narrate, "And it seem's teams are having some difficult time assembling some wicked vehicles. Some are trucks, cars, or anything random at this point".
"Uuuggggghhhhhhh!" Taylor groan, after she and her mother came out of the plane. The others either ran or look around a little, remarking the land around them. Taylor was annoyed, really annoyed, "More sand! More freaking sand?!"
Kelly tried to calm her down, placing her hand on Taylor shoulder, "Calm down, sweety. It could be worst".
This gave Taylor a deadpan look at her mom.
"I don't like...SAND", Taylor confess, moaning constantly through the confession, which doesn't seem to irritate Kelly, "It's coarse, rough, irritating, and gets everwhere. I can make do with beaches and stuff, but not sand! Literally not a single land of sand!"
"That's very nice of you to confess your real emotion", Kelly compliment her, making Taylor crossed her arm and roll her eye out of annoyance.
In the junkyard, some of the teams were now at the construction stage, while others were still catching up.
Steve and Joe arrive, decided to choose which vehicle to built and how to built it?
"Hmm, what should we built, Steve?" Joe asked, "We want our vehicle to look splendid".
"I think I got an idea", Steve as usual, look at the audience, "Hey eveyone! Me and Joe are trying to figure which vehicle should we built. Should we built a car? A truck? Or a boat?"
Ben and Saosire came by, looking very puzzle by what they're doing. It seems like Steve and Joe are a wating for a answer from the audience.
"Umm, what are two looking at?" Ben asked, still no response.
Jason and Ryan are still fighting over who takes the comfort chair, as the chair seem pretty good condition, with the cushions soft and no stains on it.
Dog was digging himself into the junks, tossing things and hitting Cat on the head such as a chainsaw, a flamethrower, a brick, and much more.
Lois was carrying a box of tools and metal scraps, walking to see his husband. She called out, "Peter? Peter? I got the stuff we need to built our own vehicle".
Peter did came, but wearing a medieval helmet that look pretty much like a Boba Fett helmet, only silver and rusty, "Hey Lois! Look! I'm the Mandalorian guy from Star Wars! I'm gonna found a gun and start play around until I accidentally shot someone".
"Peter, that's good and all, but we need to work on our vehicle", Lois told him, "You know, stay more focus. We can't let Chris and Meg win".
"Oh come on, a little fun won't hurt".
"Peter", Lois said in a stern tone
Peter groan. He wanted to have some fun in the Mad Max world; But he knew if he keep doing stuff like this, it only make his teamm fall behind, "Awww, Fine. But I'm keeping this with me when we get home".
He then pointed at a toilet that has giant, glue eyes on it, "And that. I'm keeping that as well".
"Peter, I don't think we ca-" Lois sigh, knowing full well of her husband stupidity, "You know what, never mind".
"Peter isn't really the brightest of taking anything serious", Lois confess, "Most of the time he'll act all know in all, like that one time he pretended to be jesus to try cutting in line because he believe wearing jesus clothe would make him all tough and awesome..."
Lois was waiting for a cutaway gag. The only issue is that the cameraman whisper to her ears about budget issue, "Wait, we can't do cutaway here?"
Elsewhere, Rock and Spud pulled out what appear to be two guitars. They were huge, spike metal guitar, with a skull attach to it, the strings are still intact, and the feel, cold metal are still touchable.
They were awestruck by it. The beauty of the shinning metal itself, gleaming through their eyes.
"Woah, you know what I'm thinking?" Rock asked him.
"Yeah man", Spud replied, "I'm gonna eat it".
Rock wave his hand to stop him, "No bro, I mean by playing it".
"Oh right...so does that mean we can still eat it?"
Rock facepalm himself out of disappointment, "No Spud, I was thinking we should play these on somekind of stage on a vehicle, while one of us will do the driving".
"Oh yeah", Spud seem to get it, "But who's gonna drive?"
Rock knew one of them must drive. However, he didn't want to miss an opportunity to use this awesome guitar. It would be out right guilty.
Luna and Sam seem to notice them and were intrigue by the guitars itself, approaching them.
"Sweet guitars, fellow", Luna remark, "Made it yourself, boys?"
"Nah, we found it in a pile of garbage", Rock said, holding and looking down at the guitar, "Kinda stupid to whoever throw these baby".
"Tell me about it", Sam smatch the guitar from Spud and look closely at it, admiring the detail of it, "These guitars are totally awesome!"
She begins playing with it, creating a rocking, hard and blasting music that would put most metal to shame.
This impressed Rock a bit.
"These girls seem pretty cool", Rock remark next to Spud, "I think we should make an alliance. What do you think?"
"I guess so, man", Spud replied to him, seemingly allowing it, "We do need some rad people to tag along with".
"And someone to make sure you don't go full on...well...ummm".
"Umm what, dude?"
"Ah, just forget it".
"Come on, Mom! Hurry up! My nails are literally drying up", Taylor said, as she was checking her nails while her mother was pushing a heavy wheel for their vehicle, showing sign of sweating, dreary, tired, and frustration.
"You know, dear. Maybe you could try helping me by checking anything useful", Kelly suggest, not trying to be harsh on her daughter, "Over in the pile of garbages".
"If I do, my hands will be super dirty", Taylor replied, not paying any attention.
Kate Alen came by and notice Taylor isn't really being supportive with her mom, remarking, "Geez, shouldn't you go Help your mom? She seem's not okay"
"Eh, she's fine. My mom been through a lot of things. I think she can handle it".
"I'm just saying", Kate said, very concern for them, "If you two want to win, at least be more involve. That's how teamwork works".
"I am doing something. It just I'm not fully ready yet, duh".
Kate was morally not flatter by Taylor refusal to be supportive. Why would Kate care? Because she felt somewhat pity, as a once rich person, she see the daughter like a different alternative version of herself.
"She is really spoil", Kate Alen remark, "I tell ya what. However, I do felt like she needed some advice. You know, something that might give her some motivation. I'm just doing this because they seem like a interesting group".
B.B. eyes and Flattop were behind some garbage, overlooking at Robin and Nami constructing a vehicle, which seem to be similar to a Ferrari Testarossa. Nami was hammering in some nails on the shields and cover, while Robin spray painted it with red, yellow, and brown, trying to blend in with the surroundings.
"Look at those, ladies", B.B. eyes pointed, "I got a unique plan to get rid of their sham, ya".
"What're you going to do, B.B. eyes? Another fake object given?" Flattop asked.
"No, I have a better idea", B.B. eyes and Flattop approached the girls once again. Nami and Robin found these men weird and know they're trouble makers, but they didn't see much of a potential threat from them. Sure, the kite incident did made them very aware of their despicable action. However, it wasn't warrent as something morally threaten because of it's obvious sabotage.
"Hello ladies, I see you two are almost finish, ya?" B.B. eyes remark.
"Uhh, yeah", Nami replied, stopping what she was doing, still cautious around them, "Why you ask?"
"Oh you know, I just want to check and see", B.B. eyes said, adjusting his coat, "Admiring the both of your talents".
"Heheheh, yeah, talents", Flattop added, as they begin to laugh together in a sinister tone. This obviously weirded Nami and Robin out a bit, glaring at each other and glaring back at them.
After they stop laughing, B.B. eyes begin, "Now then girls, we been thinking we should make an alliance together".
"A alliance?" Nami asked.
"For real, ya".
"Hmmm, I don't know", Nami then asked Robin, who seem to have the same thought as her, "What do you think? Should we make a alliance with them?"
"I mean, they did help us before", Robin replied, mentioning their action from last challenge.
"I knew trusting these guys is a bad idea", Nami confess, "Though we do need some help to get us to the finale. Even if trusting these guys may sound pretty tricky. Still, it is about keeping your enemies closer".
"Okay fine, we'll join a alliance with you weirdos", Nami approach them, reaching out her hand to get a handshake, "But no tricks or anything, got it?"
"Sure thing, my lady", B.B. eyes replied back with a handshake, only to show him crossing his finger behind his back.
"Here's my plan on getting rid of them", B.B. eyes explain, "I'll request them to do something that may seem simple, but in actuality it's mean. which in term, will make the other team see them as potential threats. It be a brilliant master plan, ya".
Some were struggling, some were having fun, and some were pretty lazy ( Example, Taylor ). Everyone was constructing their vehicle from old to new, to out of this world, to anything that looks capable of driving through the vast dead land of deserts.
Darwin tighten the rope together to form a vehicle that looks pretty much like a pick up truck, but with a few touches. The ropes were tied to keep a functional engine from coming off, sitting at the front of the covers. The wheel plates were cover with spikes that were poorly glue on, and the windows shields have no windows at all.
Darwin wipe his forehead from the sweats, and huff to himself, wondering, "Where's Gumball at?"
Suddenly, a huge explosion was heard nearby, getting the attention of everyone.
Clemont and Bonnie were in ashes, after their fail attempt of building a truck, with Bonnie remarking, sarcastically, "Well, that was a spectacular, banging job".
Everyone just resume back to construction, and Darwin kept looking around for Gumball.
Finally, he arrive with some interesting armor on. The armors are football pads, that are in black and have four spikes on it. He is supporting a mohawk, some camouflage on him, and has drew some black outline around his eye.
Darwin was very bother by it, wondering why is he wearing it in the first place.
"Sup dude, how do you like my new look?" Gumball asked, poses to himself, "Pretty rad, right?"
"Do I really need to ask why you look like that?" Darwin asked.
"Dude, it's meant to fit the whole world style", Gumball replied, stopping his pose, "You need to blend in with it's environment, come on".
"Gumball, I'm pretty certain not everyone needed to wear something like that", Darwin pointed out.
"Pff, whatever. At least I'm doing something more original".
Spotting some particular odd, Darwin pointed at something which caught Gumball attention, "Yeah, I don't think so".
over across them, Lincoln was wearing the exact same armor, hair style, and camouflage just like Gumball. It wasn't intentional for Lincoln Loud to do, but it seem to anger and irk Gumball even further, growling with his teeth.
Gumball stomp right to Lincoln who was confuse, and asked...calmly, "I have...a simple...question. I don't want to sound rude or anything, but I want you to at least give me your good explanation".
Gumball breath in and out, "WHAT THE INCONSISTENT K RATING ARE YOU DOING?!"
"What am I doing?" Lincoln replied, "I'm just trying to fit in with the surroundings".
Gumball twist his neck and turn to face Darwin, pointing at Lincoln Loud with a outrageous expression, "Surroundings? Yeah, doesn't sound particularly odd about it.
Darwin simply roll his eye, "Gumball, I'm certain that was just coincidental".
"Exactly", Lincoln somewhat agree with the sane fish, even Clyde was nodding in agreement.
Gumball wasn't gonna let it go or slide, "Still! There can only be one person wearing that type of armor".
"Why?" Lincoln asked.
"I have no idea".
"Hey guys, nice armor", Henry compliment, both him and June came by wearing the exact same armor and mohawk just like them. Gumball was again, awestruck and furious, making Darwin facepalm out of pure disappointment.
"Honestly, maybe signing up for this race wasn't a good idea", Darwin confess, "I just wanna to have some good old racing fun...guess I didn't expect my best friend to act so whiny. No offense".
Meanwhile, some of the teams were almost finish.
Ripster and Steex manage to make their vehicle have full on armor, with no doors and only a battle armor peep hole as their front window shield. The front of the vehicle has a jaw like mouth, repressenting their totally rad as sharks.
"Radical!" Both Streex and Ripster high five from their success, taking the lead.
"I'm a expert of making things", Ripster confess, "Whenever there's a vehicle involve, you bet I'll do the job".
"And it's not about chopping things", Streex added, "It's about being cool with it".
Stan has already finish his vehicle. The vehicle itself was plaster with American flags, stickers, and spray pants, all in the glory of America.
Stan sigh from his beauty, admiring his work, "Ah, nothing so sweet and greatness as America. Home of the footballs, burgers, and John Wayne".
Roger came by, wearing a steel armor, some black circles around his eyes, and wearing some trousers. He's also bald, too, "Hey Stan, does my makeup look great? I want to take some selfie photos before we go".
"Roger, what the hell are you wearing?" Stan asked, sternly.
"Uhh, a cosplay. Duh", Roger replied.
"Roger, you can't just wear something like that", Stan told him, "It's easily going to make you look like a alien!"
Dale: "Did someone say aliens?!"
"Stan, I've been dressing up many disguises that involves bald people", Roger mention, "One time during halloween, I have to dress up as the Rock because people would totally be gay for the Rock".
Steve came by, looking pretty exciting to tell Stan a important news, "Dad! Dad! Look what I just made!"
Discussing this topic later, Stan and Roger follow Steve behind one of the pile of garbages. There, the vehicle stood. It was a mini cart, with puppy ears and stickers of eyes on the front cover. It even has a red nose ball on the steering wheel.
"love it?" Steve asked, with Hayley looking pretty deadpan at this point, "Looks pretty rad, ain't it?"
Stan was fully disappointed at his son creativty. Sure, there were numorus time Steve did something right, but not this. He rub his forehead with his finger, and groan, telling Steve, "Steve...why do you have to act like a pussy sometime"
The mircle in Steve eyes drop, "Huh?"
"I mean seriously Steve, no one is going to feel intimidated by that thing".
"Come on, Dad. it doesn't have to be scary", Steve replied, "It could bring some fun and light heartiness to the race".
"Steve, it's about crashing and killing each other for money", Stan told him, turning toward Hayley, "Aren't you going to do something about this?"
"Eh, I would, but Steve keep objecting my ideas", Hayley replied, "At this point, I'm not gonna be involve with his antics".
Meanwhile, Double D has completed a vehicle by a simple wooden sled, a trash can, and some bottle caps, and a game handle.
Ed came by with a pipe in his head, asking Double D, "Hey Double D, what're you doing?"
Not bother by Ed weird way of fun, he replied, "Finishing the final touch on our transportation".
"Cool, is it a giant chicken?"
"Umm...no Ed".
"Is it another giant chicken?"
"No".
"Is it a-"
"No Ed! It is not a chicken!"
"I wasn't going to say that", Ed said, "I was going to ask if it's a gravy machine".
This left Double D unable to comprehend his sense, "I...Uhh...never mind".
Don: "Teams are seemingly ready for their vehicle to be judge. Will it be enough to earn the heart from the Doof warrior himself?"
The Doof warrior slide his hand through the strings, blasting the flames his guitar for imporval to the Street Shark vehicle.
"Let's ride!" Streex said, pulling down the lever and driving off into the distance with the ticket, making a extreme blasting sound from the pipes as their wheel create a storm of dust.
"So what does it read?" Streex asked Ripster, being the one to drive this vehicle through the vast land of sand.
"It said here", Ripster begins, "Pass a huge, vast lake, a bridge, and a dangerous hills".
Don: "That's right, teams must pass through the harsh land on Earth. First, they gotta pass through dozen of lakes area that could literally sink you by making the sand more mushy. And the lakes themselves, aren't water. Meaning, you'll be literally drowning in mush. Next, they gotta go pass a bridge; But be careful, it's very easily breakable. Last, but not least is the vast open tunnel of hills, that could rumble at anytime, creating some rock slide. After going through all that, the next Don box is right next to a portal that leads to their final challenge".
Dwayne was pulling a huge metal scraps for the vehicle armor. He was pulling it at front, moving it slowly and quite hard too. His sweats drool down from his hair, and he was beginning to break down.
Junior saw this, looking down at the engine at their vehicle until he saw his father having a hard time moving this thing, "Uhh, need some help, Dad?"
"No thanks, Son", Dwayne replied, "I'm doing this all by myself with man power on my side".
He then continue on moving it. His son is ws beginning to feel concern, remembering his jealousy to Joeseph strength earlier.
"Are you sure?" Junior asked, "You seem to need some help".
Dwayne shrugged it, "Nah, I'm fine. Just need to move this thing!"
He gruff and pulled, taking a breather for a few second and resume back.
The others like Beaker and Bunsen were observing their materials to built their own vehicles. They observe, observe their might, as their eyes were stuck onto them.
Then, Beaker broke down with a fit of rage, flunging his hand like he's done with it, "Meep! Meep! Meep! Meep! Meep! Meep! Meep! Meep! Meep! Meep! Meep! Meep! Meep! Meep!"
Beaker walk out, while Bunsen was trying desperately to calm his friend down, "Come on, Beaker! It's not gonna be that hard!"
"Beaker wasn't like this way", Bunsen confess, "He would usually act very curious and pretty chill about it. Guess the whole reality show made him a little bit of...Umm...let just say, too obsessive".
Crimson and Ennui are painting their car all black, Bakugo is customizing a train and a car together to form a frankenstein machine, spitting out fire at the front, and Scooby and Shaggy found a disrepair food truck, which excite them.
"Whoa, dude! It's a food truck!" Shaggy pointed out, "Heheh, you know what I'm thinking, Scoob?"
"Raff it?" Scooby replied, trying to say profit it for money.
"No Scoob. I been thinking we could use this thing as our vehicle".
"Ohhh...Yeah, seem roffut enough".
"Me and Scoob may have different ideas", Shaggy confess, "But we both do share one common thing...we love Batman! Oh, and we love food, so there's that".
"Hey! Get the hell out of the way", Randy told them, "This is our truck! We saw it first!"
"No way, dude", Shaggy defend, with Scooby nodding in agreement, "We found it, so that means we keep it".
"Are you sh*tting me?!" Randy facepalm tohimself, trying to cool himself down, "Alright, Alright, gotta keep it together. How about this, I'll give you any kind of weed you want. How about that?"
"Dude, you think we are into those things, man?"
"Uhh, Yeah".
"Damn it! I was sure they would be interested in it", Randy confess, pulling out huge amount of bags of weed, "I have enough weed to give out to the other team as bargain tool".
"Move it, Goroh! We don't have much time!" Lisa Brilliant shouted inpatinetly, as Goroh was pumping some air in the wheels, already finish their vehicle which resemble their excellemt queen, though a lot rougher, having tons of marks, patches of steels and metal, and has two seats.
Lisa was really determine to beat her, like a rematch in some way, due to this challenge involving races.
"I'm trying, woman!" Goroh told her, "But it's not gonna work if you keep pressuring me".
"It's called, pacing things up".
"Whatever, Just let me focus here".
"Well you better hurry up! Otherwise, I'm gonna lose a race, again!"
Goroh mutter to himself, sarcastically, "Figures why she lost to Kate".
"What was that?" Lisa asked.
"Uhh, Nothing".
"Nothing? I could've swore you say something!"
"I didn't say anything", Goroh wave his hand, trying to reassure her.
"You did! I just saw your mouth move!"
Meanwhile, Josh, Emily, Ramona, and Scott decided to make their own vehicle after they agree to make a alliance. Their vehicle was like a van, but more dirty and a little rusty. The wind shields are crack up, almost going to broke, and the wheels were still needed some pumping. While Emily did the pumping, and Ramona use a ranch for some screws on the engine.
Josh and Scott were both lifting a pirate like canon because they thought it would be useful, funny, and cool to use it.
"So when did you first met her?" Josh asked.
"Through a dream", Scott replied.
"Through a fantasy dream when you saw her in high school or something, or-?"
"No, I just suddenly dream her, before I knew her", Scott explain, "Before that, I was hanging out with a Asian high schooler".
"Wait, a high schooler?"
"It's complicated. Not in a creepy fashion".
"Oh, uhhh..." Josh decided to ignore that weird statement, and just ask another question, "What was the dream like?"
"It was totally amazing and weird", Scott said, "I was in the middle of nowhere, when she came along supporting some rollars. It was bizarre. It's like it want me to go found her or something".
"Dude, that's trippy", Josh then asked, "Are you sure you aren't doing drugs?"
"Of coarse not", Scott replied, casually, "Well, except for a few of my friends, but that's it".
After putting the canon inside the van, their chat continue, moving on the gaming topic.
"So what's the next game are you making?" Scott asked, curious.
"Oh, I'm still thinking about it, dude".
"Cool, can I come by and have a exclusive sneek peak. I won't reveal any personal Secret".
"Later dude, maybe after the game", Josh pat him on the chest, and leave to get another part.
Ramona came by, and remark, sarcastically, "Wow...first a high schooler, and a gamer. You have a weird way of making bonding".
Don: "Teams are now done and finish to get to the huge, wild race that is upon them. Some are approve, while others are disapproval".
Kate Alen, Mr EAD, Lisa, and Goroh manage to get their vehicle approve, as the others are still working on it.
Peter Griffen seem pretty done crafting his own vehicle. He seem even more exciting, when telling Lois about, "Lois! Lois! Look what I just created!"
"Peter, is it another statue of Johnny Depp?" Lois asked.
"Nope...okay yeah. But I have finish building our own vehicle", Peter gesture her to follow him and they made their way back, "Tada!"
The vehicle in turn surprises and puzzle Lois. It was another copter, only more in a rusty and diesel like appearance of the Peter copter.
"Peter...are you...sure it's a good idea to built one that resemble your own?" Lois asked him, very conceding, "I mean I'm saying it's a bad thing, but you know. Maybe be a little more creative with this".
"Oh come on, I maybe very eogcentric, but listen", Peter explain, "I manage to improve something the other Peter vehicles didn't. Malfunction".
"How?"
"By putting enough glue in it".
"Peter, that's stupid. I mean, it still going to fall apart".
Peter Griffen seem offended by that comment and told, "Oh yeah! Then watch me piloting that thing that has heat warmer seats".
He hopped right in theres, turn the motor, and hover off. Unfortuntly, the blades is starting to malfunction, and in a desperate attempt to escape, Peter jump out of there, letting the chopper crash and destroy another vehicle by Ray and Meriah. The chopper is still function, though it begins to spin, spitting out dirts everywhere, creating a sand storm.
"Oh my god!" Ray shouted, Baffle and panicking, "What is that thing!"
"Jesus Christ!", Peter said, "Guys, guys, back away from it!"
"It-it's destroying our vehicle!" Mariah pointed out.
Peter: "Guys, I know that! But listen-"
Ray: "It's still moving!"
Peter: "Guys-Oh god! I think one of the sands got in my mouth!"
Ray: "What's even going on right now?!"
The chopper stop and exploded, with everyone surprise and stunned by the sound and scene of it. Peter approaches them, feeling somewhat guilty about it, "Guys, I am soooo sorry".
"It's fine, it's fine", Ray replied, cleaning off some sand on his clothing, "No one got hurt, not even my friend. Okay, everything is alright".
"Ou, thank goodness", Peter said in relief, "listen here, kids. This does not happen a lot".
"You mean it didn't malfunction?"
"No, I mean it didn't explode this time. Usually it would stop, and I would get sue for it".
"This is getting difficult", Ray remark, "With how many wackos on this race, I'm not sure we might manage to win this show".
"Come on, Ray", Mariah assure him, "I'm sure we will win. Even if our vehicle got literally destroy by...ummm...whatever that thing is".
"I think that's a copter".
"I know that, but why does it has a face on it?".
"Ha, finally finish!" Buddy state, with Darnell looking at awe at their vehicle, "After a lot of hit and scratch, it's all done. Say hello to my Rabble Rouser! Kaboom!"
The vehicle itself was literally the exact copy of his own truck. Seriously, the only difference are the wraps as it seems pretty clear he attempted to draw it, resulting it to look poorly.
"Wow, looks eaxctly like our own vehicle!" Darnell remark, too amaze by it.
"Yep, I manage to copy down the look and style of it", Buddy explain, showing his poses with his arm on his waist, "The only difference is, I have to use crayons to recreate my epic seven! Seven means...Uhh...hmmm...Kaboom!"
"Kaboom! Ka-Yeah!" Darnell high five him, and they both hop in their vehicle, making a spin and dash, passing by Stan and Roger, and their vehicle.
"You see that", Stan pointed, remarkably impressed, "That is what a true American would love to ride in".
Korvo and Terry were still working on their vehicle. However, instead of scavenging the junk piles for parts like Terry, Korvo did something else.
"Hey Korvo! I think I just found a turkey masher", Terry called out bending down and holding the object on his hand, waving it to him, "Maybe we could use this for our Thanksgiving dinner back at our home".
"Terry, shut the f**k up", Korvo told him, on the other side working on something, seemingly using his hands, "I'm trying to construct something here".
"And what is that? A space ship?l
"No, something that isn't gay like the others".
"Hey, rude. Some of them are creative people, here".
Don: "Already enough team are finish and book away to race to the next Don box. All a while, others are still struggling to get the Doof warrior attention".
Gumball kept rocking the guitar dozen more time on his vehicle, which is literally a copy of the other team vehicle, which includes the stand, and the flames coming out of the tube. The only difference is it's poorely made, looking like it would fall apart.
The Doof warrior was not impressed, hitting Gumball with his own guitar! Creating a guitar riff bang!
"Come on! That's the best I could do here!" Gumball state, making Darwin at the passenger seat facepalming himself, "What? Don't tell me you know how to do it? It's not my fault for not being handcap enough!"
"Okay, maybe I was a bit too...harsh on him", Gumball said, "But as always, I will try again until I get a approval...if that son of a gun a actually know what real music is?!"
"Gumball, he didn't want music", Darwin told him, "He just want to hear if the sound of our vehicle sound good".
"Wait, really?"
"Yeah".
"Oh...then what was the purpose of having that stand?"
This made Darwin facepalm again, since it was Gumball idea to built that.
Meanwhile, Ryan was done makimg his- I mean, their own kart. After removing the sheets, Jason was somewhat amaze.
"So what do you think?" Ryan asked him. showing off his kart to him.
The kart in question has a one seat driver. The poles are made out of silver and wood. There are two wheels, and a longated poll strap at the front.
Jason observe it a bit, remarking, "Hmm, not bad. But where am I going to sit?"
"Uhh, isn't it obvious?" Ryan pointed at the pole, which made Jason realize a terrible idea.
"No. no, no, no, no. I am not doing this", Jason told him, understandbly against it, "I am not gonna be strap on that...thing!"
"Come on, there's only one seat", Ryan told him, "And clearly, I'm the only one that could drive because I made it".
"Then why didn't you construct another seat?!"
"Look, do you want to argue all day. We have a race to do here!"
"I am not gonna be strap on that pole!"
"Well, too bad!"
"Only Gumball, Darwin, Stan, Roger, Ben, Saosire, Wallace, Gromit, Asuna, Kirito, Sasha, Connie, Steve, Joe, Harvey Birdman, Peanut, Sully, Mike, Dwayne, Junior, Spongebob, Squidward, Simba, and Kion are still constructing their vehicle, as everyone else is racing through the desert, which is going to be a amazing ride".
Indeed, with the huge, massive desert was filled with a dozen of cars, trains, trucks, karts, and motorcycles driven in this post land that is fill with nothing, but ashes of sand.
The sound of sand scattering and swirling was done by the might of a wheel, escalating from the engines alone. They drove through the deserts, booming a riff sound by Rock and Luna guitars, while standing on the stage on their share vehicle.
Peter and Lois were riding in a normal built red car.
Lincoln and Clyde are riding in a normal kart with spikes.
Mickey and Jay are riden in a car strap with a bunch of pillows and matress, including themselves.
the Goths are in a all black car.
And the others are mostly different, but the same. Cars, planes, karts, motorcycle, you name it ( Note: I'm too lazy to write more details on the others, so just imagine what they were riding ).
"Peter, are you sure it was a good idea to strap a toilet on top of us?" Lois asked, with Peter driving, "I mean, what if the rope is too weak, and it loosen".
"Aw, you just a bit too paranoid", Peter replied, "I'm sure it will stay on".
No it didn't, as the rope supporting the toilet has now rip apart, causing the toilet to be flung into near by vehicles.
One unfortunate soul are Toots and Foxxy, as their windshield was block by a flunging toilet, causing them to loose control and flip three times!
Other vehicles that are unable to move away were impacted by it such as Dagget, Norbert, Captain Hero, Xinder, Ray, and Mariah. This resulted in a huge explosive to happen. Luckily, they survive. Unfortunately their vehicle is now destroy.
Mickey and Jay passed by them, both seemingly relived.
"Hey, we didn't crash this time", Mickey remark.
"Yeah, guess we're lucky this time", Jay added, both laughing nervously, before screaming to see some kind of driller machine poping from the ground.
Opening from the hatch was Terry, looking around, "Nope, no Don box near by".
"Well keep looking!" Korvo shouted, "I don't know how long this baby is going to last".
"Maybe if you had just built a monitor, we could've seen be-" Before he could finish, a crash was heard behind them, and a dozen more vehicles crashes into them, which causes a huge explosion.
These include Naruto, Sasuke, Scooby, Shaggy, Lincoln, and Clyde.
Scratch and Grounder passed them in their blue kart. However, due to Grounder being annoyed that Scratch is the one driving, he tried desperately of taking the wheel.
"Hey, I want to drive!" Grounder complain, "It's my turn!"
"Your turn?! There's no turn!" Scratch shouted, with Grounder near him and trying to get a hold of the wheel, all while the kart is moving recklessly, "Only botch and watch!"
"Uhhh, yes there is!"
"No there isn't! You block head! Now let me drive!"
As they fight, they accidentally bump into Ren and Stimpy Jeep.
"Did you heard something?" Red asked.
"It's probably my fart", Stimpy replied.
"Real funny", Ren said, "Next thing you'll tell me, some idiot is going to-"
Again, before he could finish, they were exploded by Grounder bazooka who was going to use it as a threat, but accidentally pulled a trigger.
"Whoa! What did you do?!" Scratch asked, "And where did you even get that?!"
"That's not important", Scratch replied, "What's more important is that you give me the wheel, or I'll shove this rocket right up your-"
Unfortunately, Grounder aim the rocket on the ground, and again, accidentally cause their vehicle to explode.
"Great, just great!" Scratch scolded him, "Could've just leave me alone, but noooooooo! You have to messed things up for us!"
"Hey, don't place the blame on me, Chicken!"
"blockhead!"
"Beakface!"
Scratch then jump on him to strangle him.
Somewhere, in Konosuba world.
Megumin awoken from her bed, after a terrible sense.
Kazuma also woke up, confuse from her scream, "What? What is it?"
"I don't know why, but I have a feeling I'm missing out", She replied.
"Missing out what?"
"I don't know like explosion or something".
"See! This is why I should be the one driving, instead of your dumb butts of yours!" Ren told him in a furious tune. But Stimpy wasn't touch by it.
"Well it was my turn to drive", Stimpy argue, "You didn't allow me to drive a lot of time".
"And this is why, you dummy!"
Katie and Sadie are driving in their pink, small and round car, enjoying the music they pick to put in a radio; Until suddenly! A can of fire collided at them, causing them to explode!
Harley stood up from the Joker unique vehicle, and started throwing at the teams with oil fire, contianing spikes, fire, and knifes. They were both laughing hysterically.
"Nice one! My dear!" Joker comment, "Keep doing it, and we'll be there without any trouble!"
Nami and Robin were quickly baffle by it, dodging everything that are thrown at them.
"Holy crap! Is that even allow in the race?!" Robin asked, looking at Nami who was steering the wheel.
"I don't know, and I don't care", She replied, "What I'm more concern about are the other team that are literaly bumping us behind!"
Indeed, Catdog, Brian, Stewie, Sam, and Max are ramming their vehicle at them. Cardog on the left, and Brian and Stewie on the right. Sam and Max are from the behind. The dog characters seem quite aggressive at them, showing complete enrage and growls at the two.
"Seriously? Why are they attacking us?!" Nami wonder, not knowing that Flattop sneak pass them and stick a paper at the back that reads: "I hate dogs".
"Good work, Flattop", B.B. eyes remark to him, "Now that they're busy for a while, we don't have to worry about a couple of girls beating us".
"It won't last long, B.B. eyes", Flattop comment, "We still need to deal with the other teams".
"Your correct", B.B. eyes agree, "That is why we need to portray ourselves more on the good side of things".
"Woah, man! What the hell are you doing?!" Stewie asked Brisn, who has a thirst of rampage at them, "Are you so work up by a simple writing?!"
"Stewie, we are being opressed by those girls!" Brian told him, "I can't allow that. No matter if they seem hot!"
"You know, maybe choosing you as my partner wasn't a good idea".
At the behind, Sam and Max are driving inside a giant, hotdog truck, with Sam being the driver and Sam being...well, Sam. Max was aggressively honking the wheel, remarking to his friend, "Man, does this car really love going slow".
"Maybe we need something to speed things up", Max suggest.
"Good idea", Sam replied, wondering, "But how?"
"Easy, we'll put dynamite on these hot dog buns", Max pulled out a box of buns and red dynamite, "And try throwing it out at the back, which could some how blast us at the front, even if it sound stupid and pretty illogical".
"Sounds impossible...that it might work".
"Yep, the only problem is that I accidentally light these dynamites up".
"What?"
BOOM! Another explosion has happen! Causing their and other three vehicle to explode along with it. Meanwhile, B.B. eyes and Flattop are laughing at the explosion.
"Well done, you actually planted a bomb without their notice", B.B. eyes congrats.
"that wasn't me. I was-" Before he could finish, Flattop quickly pointed at something in front of them, "Watch out! You idiot! There's a boulder in front of us!"
"Huh?" His reaction was delay, as their car smash into a random boulder, causing it too to explode.
"Woah! Looks something amazing has already happen back there", Streex remark, with Ripster driving the vehicle. Streex was turning toward from the rear windows and asked, "Any ideas how to make things more faster?"
"I implated a device at the back of our vehicle, which would likely boost our speed even faster", Ripster replied.
"And how does that work?"
"Simple", Ripster push a red button, activating a small, solar blast device, sticking in the back, causing a huge sound to blast them into sonic speed! Making the wheels sped up and flung them into the road. There back was squishing into the seats, and Ripster grips were tighten to hold the steering wheels!
"This is tooooooo fast!" Streex comment!
"Note to self, make sure to minimize the speed as necessary before implanting it onto a vehicle", Ripster said, both looking quite shock and dazzle by the effect, with their eyes widen and their teeth clenching, "Case in point, our vehicle".
"Yep", Streex agreed.
Stan and Roger was really ahead of the others, laughing at their karts and cars, and declaring their superiority.
"Look at those losers!"Stan remark, being the one to drive, "Nothing can beat us now, with our American machine!"
Just when things seems better to them, their truck suddenly stop. Stan was confuse, he press pulled several nobs, turn on the keys, by nothing work, "What the? Roger, what the hell happen?!"
Roger then Remember, "Ooooh yeah, I may have accidentally drank the entire gasoline by mistake".
"What?!"
"I thought it was alcohol!" Roger replied, trying to ease him down with a excuse, "I tried pouring something else like water, but that didn't work of coarse. Then I have to use my nail polisher, but of coarse that didn't work as well".
"Roger, what the hell?!" Stan exclaim, "Now we're going to lose!"
"Hold on, hold on", Roger assure him, "I think I have an idea".
"Roger is crafty, I know", Stan confess, "But sometime, he can be really...ummmm...gosh, can...can I actually say this on TV?"
The camera man nodded to him, giving him approval.
"Oh, okay then. He can be really a", Stan goes from looking very pleased to pretty deadpan, "slutty whore".
"Yooohooooo! Who wants a taste of me?" Roger asked in a sexual way. He was out in the desert, holding out a tissue which he wave out in the open. He was in some drags, with a red bra, some shorts, and blond hair. He even put lipsticks on himself.
Stan was still in the driver seat, facepalming himself for what Roger is doing, "Roger, this is not gonna work. No one is gonna be attracted to you".
"Stan, of coarse they would", Roger replied, "Trust me, they will".
One of the vehicles coming to their direction, caught Roger attention. It was Toots and Fooxy, driving in a wacky races car, looking strikingly similar to Penelope Pitstop car.
"Hey look, a drag queen!" Toots pointed out, "Maybe we should help her".
"What? Why?" Foxxy asked, driving the vehicle.
"Because we can't leave a drag queen behind", She replied, "Obviously".
"You just want to steal money from her, don't you?"
"Hell ya!"
"Look, even if we win this game", Toots said, "That doesn't mean I want to get extra money for myself. Seriously, I'm not wasting my time just for some lame race".
Their vehicle pulled by and stop right behind their truck.
"Sup ladies, it seem to me you gals need some fun time with me", Roger said, leaning his arm on their door, and blinking right at them.
Suddenly, Roger pulled out a gun and shot both of them.
Stan got out of the vehicle because of the sound, and he stood there in complete awestruck, "Roger! What the hell?!"
"Don't worry, Stan", Roger said, "I shot them with tranquilizer. They'll be fine...I think...I don't how much drugs I put in them...hope they don't overdose".
Roger decided to ignore this awful situation and just continue on like this never happen, "Anyways, let's use their vehicle and get ourselves there to the Don box".
They dragged their body out and sat right in their seats.
Stan start the keys and drive, until crashing into their vehicle by accident.
"Great job, Stan", Roger sarcastically told him, looking down at his costume, "Now I got to wear these again. You know how uncomfortably expensive they are? Also, just want to inform you, I may have oil up your truck over there?"
"What? Why?"
"I don't know, I just thought since we don't need it, I-" Before Roger could finish, they were exploded!
Streex and Ripster are now in the lake area, now at normal speed as they are looking around and a bit astonish there are still water, even with the land being quite dead.
"Woah, not looking like a great place to have a nice beach party", Streex remark.
"Doesn't seem that bad", Ripster added, looking and still driving through the wet land. He seem to think this part isn't as bad what Don just mention, "At least we're ahead of the other team".
"Too bad we didn't have any ladies joining us".
"Seriously Streex?"
"Hey, Just trying to have some fun while we're here", Streex then asked, worryingly, "Also, is it me or does our car seem a little slow?"
Glancing down, they notice their tires are beginning to sink on the ground, slowly. Not only that, a bunch of more vehicles started crashes into them which includes Tom, Jerry, Roger, Jessica, Boris, Natasha, Garrus, M Shepard, Tiff, Tuff, Hayley, Steve, and the Goths ( Probably the only team that I could easily recognize their team name ).
Pieces of pipes and nails flung over into the sinkin sand, as Tiff and Tuff were thrown out from their vehicle and into the ground on their faces, with Tiff muffling, "Ow".
"Ooooh, that's gotta be painful", Don remark, watching it from a TV screening, outside some kind of dock near a vast sea, "I wonder how they going to get out of this situation?"
Tails and Zooey fly over them, with Tails riding in a plane that he and Zooey built together. The plane was in brown and grey, but still function to flown into the sky.
He look down at them, feeling some what bad for them, "Jeez, gotts feel bad for those guys".
"At least we're up here, instead of down there", Zooey said, sitting behind him.
"Planes are the best thing I could ever come up with", Tailsconfess, with Zooey stooding next to him, "Sure, there are karts, but I like to built planes. Probably because it fit my specialities. But also, I'm kinda tired of using my tail. It really hurt by back a lot".
"Awww, do you need another massage?" Zooey asked, noticing Tails stretching his back and collapsing on the floor.
"Yeah...Totally", Tails whimper.
"Meep! Meep! Meep! Meep! Meep! Meep! Meep! Meep! Meep! Meep!" Beaker complain, honking their vehicle at the pile of wreckfe in front of them. Everyone after that horrible impact in the mush land were all groaning and recovering from the crash sight.
Their vehicle was a white box shape, with several buttons and a stirring wheel in it. There are four wheels, and only one, long seat.
Bunsen groan and facepalm to himself, telling Beaker, "Could you please, calm down! It's not gonna do any help, if you keep whining about it".
"Meep, Meep, Meep, Meep, Meep, Meep, Meep, Meep, Meep, Meep, Meep, Meep, Meep".
"Yes, Yes, I know", Bunsen rolled his pupils, "This couldn't had happen, if we install a built in copter blades. Perhaps we could've take time, instead of being so inpatient about it".
"Meep, Meep, Meep, Meep, Meep", Beaker flung his hand, and kept honking, out of pure frustration. Even Bunsen was fed up with his anger, and wonder bringing him into the show was even a good idea on his part, "Meep! Meep! Meep! Meep! Meep! Meep! M**p! M**p! M**p!"
Clemont, Bonnie, Perry, and Doofenshmritz arrive at the scene. Clemont and Bonnie were riding in a normal, looking truck. Perry and Doofenshmritz were riding in a round vehicle, which was pale looking and has a giant head light in front of it. Clemont and Doofenshmritz were the one driving, though Perry was having some doubts.
They were completely awestruck, on how they going to reach to the other side.
"Oh man, that's one huge mess", Clemont remark.
"Yeah, but how are we going to pass that?" Bonnie asked, "Obviously we can't passed through because there is literally more sinkable lakes between us".
"Hey, I got a great idea!" Doofenshmritz said, glaring at them with a explaination. Clemont was interest, but Bonnie was not. Knowing him, she expect a great deal of disappointment.
"Okay, so I built in a spinginator that could bounce ourselves over there", Doofenshritz explain, "I know, crazy?! So yeah, I thought it could be totally useful and it was...that is until I actually first try it".
"Let's do this!" Doofenshrmitz pressed the red button! Causing their vehicle to spring up in the air! Clemont and Bonnie were at awe, as they see the mad scientist getting closer to the sun.
Unfortunately, it landed back down by a huge impact onto Clemont and Bonnie, colliding into each other! It didn't explode, of coarse. However, it did indeed left them in a pile of wreckage. Doofenshmritz leg was poking out, as Perry, Clemont, and Bonnie were all laying there, groaning.
"Maybd I should've resort to making the wheel more durable", Dooenshmritz said.
Kim and Ron passed by, noticing the huge pile of characters recovery and vehicles destroyed.
"Holy crud", Ron remark, "This is totally something I would see in a movie".
"Well we can't drive through the other side", Kim told him, driving in a black car, resembling it from the 70s, and having no hood, "That would either sink our vehicle or make things more slower".
"And I am not gonna push it with my new shoes", Ron said, "Seriously, do you know how hard I have to clean these babies shiny?"
"Luckily, we don't have to", Kim pressed a button, which activate some kind of blades near the wheels and some booster cannon at the back. It started to lighted up, with the blue and red flare coming out of it. Before Ron could comprehend it, Kim told him, all while gripping her hand onto the wheel, "Hold on tight!"
Boom! It ejected, causing them to slide pass them and through the other side! With Kim still holding onto the stirring wheel, as Ron was push back, his eyes pop out and his drools coming out of it.
"Come on, I can do somethingl like that!" Doofenshmritz state, quite jealous, "I would've called it the...Umm...boostinator! Yeah, it would be more fast than that thing".
"With teams preparing to cross through these mushy land, let's check on back on how the rest of the remaining team are doing", Don narrate, "Still constructing their vehicle out of scrap. Some succeed, others don't. Gumball, Darwin, Ryan, and Jason had already completed their first challenge. Now it's up to the others to complete there's, before they could be in last place".
"There, already completed it", Harvey show it off to Peanut, who was quite amuse.
The vehicle in question was cover in silver and metal, resembling much to a BMW 30. It has huge eagle wings that are plaster to both side.
"Introducing the hawk of the future!" Harvey said, his left arm out, "Made it by extra silver, extra real".
"Wow Harvey, I'm imrpessed", Peanut comment, nodding his Head from the sight of it, "You manage to make it more like our liking".
"Yes, I know", Harvey replied, placing both of his fist near his waist, "Pretty rad, Indeed. I just put tons of shields all over it, to make it look cool and slick, something that could blind our enemies".
"That sounds cool and all", However Peanut notice something off, "But there's one problem. How are we going to get inside?"
"I...have no idea", Harvey loses every full confident he had, now reducing to his stupidity of coming up with this vehicle.
Peanut facepalm, sighing, "Of coarse you don't".
Wallace and Gromit manage to finish theirs with it looking like a old 1900s ford model, complete with a honker, cover in all black, and having no hood, nor doors. Just a old looking car.
"Great work, Gromit", Wallace said patting him, as Gromit sweep his forehead out of all the hard work, "Now we can catch up the race in no time".
"Too be fair, I wasn't much of a type to make it look fashionable like the others", Wallace confess, "I like to choose one that is simple and nothing more".
As they drove off in a bumpy and old, but still functionable vehicle to meet the Doof warrior. Kion approaches Simba, who somehow manage to finish their vehicle, which was all strap with rope.
Kion was a bit uncertain about this, "Uhhh Dad, are you sure it's going to keep it together?"
"Of coarse", Simba said, "I think we manage to pulled this off really well.
"I'm not too sure".
"My Dad is good at running, but not very good at making vehicles", Kion confess, "In fact, I have a feeling we are not totally going to make it".
"Your just a bit too worry", Simba told him, "I'm sure we'll be fine".
Kirito and Asuna had already finish their bike, and rode off after they were approve by the Doof Warrior.
Meanwhile, Mike was grunting to himself by using his ranches on bolts to keep the giant wheels stable on their monster truck. It seems he is quite struggling, considering now he is behind.
Sully came by, holding a box of fireworks, "Hey Mike, do we need these? They seem pretty useful".
"Not now, Sully", Mikey told him, "We are literally behind from the others, and I am not going to lose here".
Sully shrugged and put the boxes at the back. He notice Ben and Saosire were already finish with theirs, but have no idea how to drive it. Their vehicle was a small kart with just four wheels, a box and a stirring wheel.
"Hey Mike, should we give another team a hand?" Sully asked, feeling somewhat worry about them.
"Nope".
"Come on, it's only a little bit".
"Nu uh".
"Seriously?"
"Sully, Sully, Sully", Mike got up and confront him, telling him, "When another team seem helpless, that means they are baiting us. And you know what baiting means, right?"
"Uh yeah. Trying to prevent us from reaching our goal".
"Exactly", Mike said, "So that is why we need to focus more on ourselves, rather than the sake for others".
"Mike, that sounds sort of selfish".
"Hey, everyone is selfish around here", Mike open out his arm, giving out his claim, "That's what reality show is meant by".
"Reality shows aren't always about selfishness".
"Which is why some shows are always going to have one season", Mike state, "Get your head in the game, Sully!"
After Mike resume back to his ranch twisting, Sully look back at them and decided that if he can't help them, then maybe some advice could be useful.
He approaches them, which caught their attention. Saosire was sort of intruge by him. Not only him, but everyone else as she has never meant a monster.
"Say kids, it seems to me you guys are having some struggle", Sully remark.
"Tell me about it", Ben replied, "I'm only like...what, ten, and I don't know how to even drive. Heck, even the other ten year old kid manage to drive well. Anyways, I was thinking of pushing it to the destination, with my sister on it. That might sound slow, but it worth a try".
"Word of advice, Kid", Sully said, scratching his head to come up of a advice, "Just...Umm... hmmm...try taking time".
"Really?"
"Yeah, it's not like you guys are gonna be at last place".
"We weren't really prepare to go out on a journet like this", Ben confess, "Considering me and her are pretty young".
In the first desert, Ryan was driving through the land, enjoying the breeze, all while his partner was strap at the front with a cage mask on him.
"How's the view, Jason? Pretty cool, huh?" Ryan asked, sarcastically in a grin.
Jason wasn't doing so Great, as bugs and sand dust kept hitting at his face, "Ow! Ow! I hate this! Ow!"
"Was that cruel of me, Yes", Ryan confess, "Was it really hilarious? Heck yeah!"
Back at the mush land, several teams that made here are either pushing their vehicle over to the other side, or dragging it. Most push because of their vehicle being twice of size than the others. But there are some that try a different way.
Julian and Mataro are lifting up their sled to the other side.
Double D built six spider legs made out of sticks and pipes made it way toward the other side.
Buddy Thunderstruck and Darnell try to drive through there because they manage to lighten their wheels a bit. The problem is that though it does allow them to move, they are moving through the deep sand mush, meaning half of the truck will be cover in dirt.
Ed was pulling their sled vehicle by a rope and his mouth, with Double D looking quite worry, but not surprise considering he has seen Ed did tons of weird stuff.
Emily, Josh, Scott, and Ramona push their vehicle toward the other side.
"After some difficulties of reaching to the other side, some team manage to pass through without any harm", Don narrate, "But will that last? Of coarse not. This land is filled with danger!"
Joker, Harley, Angeldust, Cherrybomb, Kim, Ron, Tails, Zooey, Scott, Ramona, Josh, Emily, Jotaro, Joseph, Trickster, No face, and some others that it's going to take up the whole chapter, are now leading to next part of land. That is, a bridge! He cliffs were far from each other, meaning no possible vehicle would leap over there.
While Tails was flying peacefully in the air, a rocket launcher was shot up beneth them, causing them to scream and crash right down, far away from the other teams. Luckily, Tails manage to pulled Zooey out, even if their transportation is Destroyed.
Joker hyserically laugh after Harley shot it down, stirring the wheel all while Harley is glaring at him wit pure thrill, "If the world would ever end, I will use this vehicle as my new wife!"
"And me too, mister J?" Harley flatter her eyes to him, but the Joker wasn't too interest of it.
"Umm...Yeah, you too I guess", The Joker have other notice he must deal with. That is, Angeldust and Cherrybomb, as they are making their long, old 1930s, gothic and red car at them, with a plaster grin, "But we have other things to deal with, my dear".
"And what is that?" She asked.
"I'm not talking to you, I'm talking to this baby", Joker pat on the wheel, and continue, pointing behind him, which Harley took notice of the demons, "We need to slow down our main rival. Think you can deal with them?"
"Of coarse, mister J!" She pulled out with excitement, showing a box of bombs, guns, and firework, "We got everything we need!"
"Excellent!" Joker said, yelling at her, which seem to startle, but not broke her blind love, "Because I was talking to my vehicle that has tons of neat gadget, not you!"
"Aaawww, I guess mister J was just busy playing the rule", Harley remark, "How sad. I don't blame him for yelling at me. He does that all the time".
As they made to the bridge, Joker press a red button and releases several tiny, bomb balls everywhere on the bridge, "Hahahahahahaha! Here's a little boost to make it across this bridge! Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"
Everyone knew and saw the dozen of beeping red light! And they all quickly boost up their speed.
Only about nineteen manage to passed through, after the bridge exploded! Causing the debris to break down and fall, or fly everywhere.
These nineteens that made it include:
Joker and Harley.
Angeldust and Cherrybomb.
Josh and Emily.
Scott and Ramona.
Jotaro and Joseph.
Trickster and No face.
Mataro and Julian.
Ed and Double.
Mario and Peach.
Kate Alen and Mr EAD.
Homer Simpson and Marge Simpson.
Lisa Simpson and Bart Simpson.
Jules Cobri and Shirley Cobri.
Kim and Ron.
Samurai Goroh and Lisa.
Gerald and Randy.
Stan and Roger.
Shaggy and Scooby.
The rest, however, did not made it in time and were left there, wondering how to reach to the other side. They could either attempt to leap, or climb down and climb back up.
Rock, Spud, Luna, and Sam arrive at the tip of the cliff, figuring out what to do.
"Oh man! There is no way we could make it", Spud remark, driving the vehicle, as Rock and Luna were still on the stage, trying to ponder over this.
Then it struck Sam an idea, "Maybe we can".
"Are you sure?" Spud asked, looking again over in the distance, "Looks kinda impossible to make it".
"Trust me, I think we can make it".
"Alright then", Spud pulled the lever, and told the others on top of them, "Hey guys! Hold on and rock in roll! Because we are gonna rock!"
They nodded and play their guitar once again, as their vehicle made a rumbling noises and leap through the sky, blinding the sun. Then, they fall and crash, causing more explosion! ( Luckily, they survive just like the rest of them ).
After that, Buddy Thunderstruck and Darnell leap through the air, and manage to land onto the next land, driving off into the race.
"Kaboom!" Buddy shouted.
"Like I said, I customize it just like my old baby, Kaboom!" Buddy gives a gun barrel finger to the camera, all while grinning his teeth as shine as ever.
"Racers are now near our last obstacle", Don narrate, "Meanwhile, there are some still struggling to even get passed the first challenge. Literally. So which team will stay, and which two team will go? Found out next time on the Ridonculous Race!"
After the narration, Don pulled out a tissue and wipe his head after all that what just happening, "Phew, man. That was extremely hard. I need a time out"
While the remaining team are heading to their next and last obstacle, the mountain area. The Blank stood on top of a cliff, looking at the distance to see the racer making their way. As the Blank stood, it walk toward dozens and dozens of boulders, and place a mine near it, ready to detonate it and cause a rock slide.
Dear lord, it is finally out! Man, this was both insane and both harder to write with how many characters are in this fanfic. Now I can feel Newsubwayguy pain of writing this in his fanfic.
Overall, I hope everyone enjoy this chapter. I was originally going to complete this fulled in one chapter, but I realize that's gonna take WAY too long to update RR, so I'm gonna split this into a two parter, only once. The second time I will do that is possible in future chapter, where things started to become interesting. I am going try making chapters that aren't split into two parter, so this will be an exception.
Sorry if there some characters that didn't get much appearance or dialogue. Like I said, it was really hard to write with how much characters are in this chapter. But don't worry, next chapter will have some characters to shine.
If anyone is wondering, yes this story does set in the same universe as my other stories, so expect some cameos, references, or even mention of TDC, TDWW, and maybe some other stories.
And to make things more sense, this is set after chapter 24 and 25 TDC. Just making sure anyone is confuse.
Next time we meet, it will reveal who will be going home, and who will win for first place. After that, the next chapter after the second part, we'll be going to a world from a show that is sooooo obsecure that I'm surprise I'm the only one remembering it. I'll give you guys a hint, it is from the 80s, it is a action cartoon with a rare action figure line, and it has some similarity with a show revolve around animals. This time, it's aquatic based.
Anyways, I only need to release four more chapters for TDC, and I'll gain my main focus on this fanfic much more. Becuase I have some grand plan for this show.
Stay tune!