Despite what this title of this chapter says, there are no sex scenes in here you bunch of horny perverts. This is and will be the last chapter of When Reality Answers.
ZexyZane: The reason why I extended the story is because the final chapter was lackluster at best. And yes I'm very persistent when it comes to stuff like planning, writing, and coming with ideas.
Ronniecoln 4Ever: I normally don't respond to trolls but your review just made me laugh so I have to respond.
Yes I do like Ronniecoln and I had written a story about it when I first did TLH fanfic, but unlike you who can't let people enjoy their ships and more likely or not have nothing better to do, I'm open to other ships. If you hate this ship then fine, I'm not losing sleep on it, neither is anyone else.
Also please do not try to suggest anything to me about this story, and consider you didn't read the other chapters before this or Mastercaster two-shot story as to why Lincoln left Ronnie Anne, you pretty much don't have much say on how this story ends. But since you won't read this fully, I'm 150% convinced that you don't understand the stress and drama of being in an abusive or forced relationship.
Also just because I like Ronniecoln doesn't mean I'm going to put them together for the prime ending making Lincoln look like a shitty person because you want to see Ronnie Anne and Lincoln together. And just because I like a certain ship doesn't mean I'm going to support the community and how you requested and claimed to be part of this fanbase makes me think that it's toxic, which I will not be a part of.
The Epilogue
Turning Lemons into Lemonade
Hello, my dear readers. My name is Lucy Loud. The seventh child and sixth daughter to a family of 11. I'm 27 years old, married, two children, and a novelist. I'm currently writing a story on my family, and what they're doing.
My family was very dysfunctional when I was a little girl. Both of my parents had a favorite and less favorite child who we refer to them as the stars. And the rest the rejects.
Lori
Lori is the oldest, and like most firstborns, the parents expected the highest expectation from her. She was the brightest star among us. She watches us, changes our diapers, babysits the younger siblings. We all looked up to her, but sadly all that power went into her head. She was mean, rude, and somewhat a major cunt. Lori is referred to as the Queen of no. She would never let us do anything, from performing rituals to playing board games, but I do understand, we tend to get out of control.
But that didn't stop her. Sometimes she would sneak out at nights, sometimes with Luna, and go partying with her ex-husband Bobby.
I do wonder sometimes if Bobby was really her first?
Anyway she was only caught once by our parents when she returned with vanzilla, sitting on the passenger side was a passout Bobby with a face of joy, and his clothes were a bit messy.
At 5 in the morning.
On a school night.
Of course she was grounded but only for a day, you see mom and dad hardly give their little stars the punishment they deserve. And this went on for years.
What made me a bit angry was her treatment of our only brother Lincoln.
Lincoln was the only boy in the house beside dad. Lori would make him do stuff for favors, like washing her laundry if he wanted to go to the comic book store. Hell, she made everyone do favors for her. For me, it was to write a poem using Bobby's name for a ride to the graveyard, but I digress. Lori believed that she was right about everything and because she was the oldest she was entitled to be first at almost everything.
For example; when Lincoln grew tired of doing Lori's laundry and began to teach Leni how to drive, Lori was devastated and sabotaged the hard work Lincoln and the others put into the trash. With the excused being petty at best. Lucky a month after Lori left was Leni finally able to get her driver's license thanks to Lincoln.
There was also the time where she set up dates with her ex, Lincoln and his ex. I don't know many details but Lori would and most likely and violently tap Lincoln's shoulder or kick his shin to speak, comment, or spark a conversation with Ronnie Anne. Often she would ditch Lincoln to be with her side man Chandler, leaving her 'boyfriend' for a verbal assault from Lori.
What Lori didn't know was that Bobby was seeing someone else when she was in college. Did that make Bobby a scum? Well considering who my eldest sister is, No it doesn't. How do I know about this? You'll see in a bit.
Lori graduated from college with a major in business and golfing, a month later she married her middle school sweetheart and had four wonderful kids. You seem like our parents Lori had her little stars and rejects. Her stars were Loan and Lorline.
Despite having an infinity with gaming and being shy, Loan was good at computer technology at an early age, she was able to understand parts and components for a computer. Lori believed that when Loan grew up she would update her phone to the point where data usage will no longer be a thing.
Lorline the second eldest child was good at a lot of stuff, including dancing, but Lori wasn't having it. She focuses her time for her two stars to study. And like our parents, Lori never punished her kids.
Their father however did.
But Lori became Mama Bear and protected her two stars. Whatever punishment Bobby did Lori would make sure to scuff off the punishment and let them do what the two wanted.
That wasn't the case with Amanda and Luis. She wouldn't do anything for the two rejects. Lori would always favor her stars. If the children fight, she would ground Luis and Amanda. Even when Luis showed her artwork of him and his family, Lori just scuffed it off.
After my brother 'ran away' Leaving behind his twins and the most sufferable bitch on this plane of existence. I'll get to her later. Is where Bobby finally divorced Lori as a result. I still believe that he did it because of his angel of a sister. But regardless he took in the rejects, while Lori took in her stars.
A couple of weeks after my brother's appearance on The Cody Show, Lori was seen as a rude and toxic person to be around with. She barely had any friends, despite her protest of her being an angel. Mom and Dad were ashamed of her, and the rest of my siblings lost any and all contact with her.
Somehow Lori managed to get herself another boyfriend. Last I checked his name was Mike. They've been dating for a week, and Mike seems like a chill guy. He didn't care for her children, and Lori did forget to mention she had four, not two.
Remember the bad luck incident where my family locked out Lincoln for being bad luck. Well, I found out (when I was 12) that it was illegal to kick out a child under the age of 18.
Well, we were lucky that neither me, Lincoln, Lana, Luan, and Leni went to the cops or anyone and tattle on our parents, Lori, Lynn and Luna. Apparently, that lesson has never been passed down to Lori.
When Bobby and Carol went to Las Vegas for their anniversary, Bobby brought Amanda and Luis over to their mother not only to reconnect with her, but for Lori to spend some time with the kids she and Bobby made.
Lori was reluctant but agreed.
Bobby said he'll be back by next week, and went off to the airport with his new wife in tow. The first few days were fine, other than Amanda and Luis not eating. Then it came to the introduction of her boyfriend, Mike. Lori lied and told Mike that she and Carol were friends and asked if she could watch the kids.
One day Mike had a basketball game with another team from a different town. Mike's team lost, I believe the score was 20-105. And like Lynn who blamed Lincoln for her losing that baseball game, Lori blamed Amanda and Luis for being bad luck and kicked them out of the house in the dead of night.
Sadly the two went to mom and dad's house but no one was home. Mom and dad went out on their annual date night, Lily was in college, Lynn was at work, Lola moved in with Leni and Chaz. and Lisa was out with her boyfriend. More on that later. They didn't know where the spare key was so the two just sat on the porch, cold and scared. An hour went by until a cop showed up, worried about the two, the officer asked where are your parents? They told the officer the whole story, that they went to Las Vegas for their anniversary and left them in the care of a monster who lives next door, they even told the officer that they haven't eaten since they last saw their father, which was four days ago, and that the monster kicked them out after a basketball game, and that there two older sisters were in the house.
This was enough for the officer to call in some backup.
Lynn came back from work followed by mom and dad, wondering why the cops were in the neighborhood? An officer came up to mom and dad and asked if the four kids are their grandparents? Mom and dad nodded and that when the cops told them the story. After hearing the story, both mom, dad, and Lynn were shocked.
They knew what to do. The officer also says that he had contacted both the father and his wife, and is on their way back.
Lori was arrested and charged with Child neglect and Child Abandonment. She was serving a ten-year prison sentence but got out on good behavior. Nobody knows where she is at right now. The last person she talked to was Leni and that was two years ago. Maybe she's seeking therapy? Who knows, but I do wish her well, wherever she is.
Leni
Leni Loud is the second eldest sibling in our family. She got the beauty but not the brain. She, out of all of us, and I'm putting it kindly, not the smartest one of us, but she was the kindness. It was rare for her to show anger, and when she does, it was a sight to behold. But there was one golden rule that we the rejects of the family follow.
Don't make Leni cry.
A crying Leni is a heartbroken and saddest thing to see. We reject and Luan (after Benny nearly dumped her)followed this rule. Usually, it would be Lincoln to comfort her and hear out her troubles. Before Lori went to college she would threaten to do something far worse than turning him into a human pretzel if he doesn't leave her room.
After she left Lincoln talked and consoled her.
Leni was teased for being slow throughout her years in school, but as we learn we shouldn't judge a book by it's cover. Leni was smarter than she realized. It just takes something that Leni likes to understand. She has a thing for fashion and can make something beautiful out of wallpaper.
She made the stunning wedding dresses for me, herself, Lori, Lynn(which I'm surprised she was even able to get Lynn into a dress) Lana, Luan, That bitch Ronnie Anne, Luna and was currently making one for Lisa (Which surprised everyone) and a tuxedo for Lincoln, free of charge.
Her siblings shouldn't pay for a wonderful day such as marriage.
There isn't much for me to say about Leni, but at the age of 35, Leni is doing well. She owns a couple of clothing stores including a couple of Reininger chains across the U.S. She married, living with her husband and high school sweetheart Chaz, her two children Liena and Lyle, with Lola acting as their babysitter.
Still, wonder how Leni got her driver's license?
Luna
Moving on to Luna, the third eldest and the loudest out of all of us. There isn't much to say, she used to write horrible, and offense song lyrics in the name of rock and roll. She used to do drugs and alcohol on a daily basis. We really needed her to be the voice of reason when Lincoln was kicked out of the house. Sady, she was high and couldn't do much.
One night she, and Lori snuck out of the house on a winter night, at 11 to go to some club, again on a school night, and came back around 4. Lori dragged a pass out drunk Luna back into her room. The next morning Luna complained about the major headache which was the results of her drinking, and that her legs were wobbling. In front of everyone who was waiting in line to go to the bathroom. At the time neither me nor my younger siblings aside from Lisa knew what she meant. But everybody, even Lincoln knew what she meant, and it wasn't a big deal.
Not even my brother questioned this but knew what was going on. It was later when I figured out what Luna meant by that. My question is who? Sam when she was alive? Her roadie Chunk? Or Sully? Either way, me, Lincoln, and Lana had to stand behind our sister who reeked of sex and booze.
The other time is when she returned home with tattoos or a piercing or two. Some are more offensive than others.
She continued this habit until she moved out. Sneaking out, partying, and returning home drunk, escorted by the cops, she was living a Rockstar dream. Luna idolizes a rock star named Mick Swagger, and she used to play on stage with him which was her biggest dream.
Then all that came crashing down when she overdosed on something...I don't know it was a drug. Luna went into the hospital and stood there for the next few days. During the time a nurse gave her the holy book to read...and that changed her.
She became religious.
She removed the tattoos, the piercing, the tone she played in her songs.
Her friends abandoned her, but she made new ones, and even got a husband and a beautiful one-year-old girl out of it, and adopted another who is 2 months.
She even went to church on Sundays, granted she doesn't stay just in one church. She would go to different churches throughout her tours.
Despite all of this Luna only had a few regrets.
One of them was Sam.
Her first love.
She wanted to save her, wanted her to turn her life around as well. But she refused, and in the end, that life consumed her. As sad and painful it was for her, there was someone who was with her the whole way, and his name was Sully.
Sully realized that he was going down the same path as his bandmates, and wanted to become a better person. Like Luna, he tried to save both Mazzy and Sam but failed. Knowing he couldn't save them he went with Luna, and I think that's how they fell for each other.
Luna and Sully were on their seventh tour across the U.S. They played in Renderings arena in Milwaukee. Somehow Lincoln and Jordan attended. After the performance, Luna called her brother and his wife on stage, introduced them to her fans, much to their embarrassment, and went on a speech about how her brother changed her life, then Luna walked over to Sully, took a knee, and popped the question, in front of thousands.
Sully acting like a schoolgirl Lincoln's words not mine scream yes.
It's funny and ironic seeing the wedding and honeymoon took place in the city of sin. It is even more funny and romantic how Luna proposes to Sully. Normally it would be the other way around.
Luna at the age of 34 is happily married to Sully and has two children, one adopted because the family was abusive toward the baby, and another out of nature.
If you don't know what that means, then why are you reading this child?
Anyway, the 8-month-old girl is named Allie and the 13-month-old girl is named Lyra. Because of the babies, Luna and Sully went on fewer tours, mostly to take care of the children. Luna does speak to us if she has the time. And prays for our safety as well as the children.
Luan
Next is Luan, the fourth oldest and the clown of the family. It was rare for her to not make a pun throughout the day. She was dad's favorite but mom's least favorite child. For dad, it was a sense of humor, for mom, I do believe that when Lincoln was born she hid him away from the rest of the family and replaced him with a doll. Everybody freaked out, once Leni pointed out the fake. They found Lincoln under the porch and Luan confessed everything. That beside her doing everything, from feeding him, to changing his diapers she hid him.
She was grounded of course.
But that was the first of many of what we call hell on earth.
Each year on April 1st Luan would booty trap the house, or pull some saw-like trap that would endanger the family. One time she nailed all of the furniture to the ceiling calling it the upside-down house. Our only question was how? The other time dad hired a bunch of actors that blew his savings to act like us. One thing that bugs me was the old man that played Lincoln. 'You're 11 with white hair.' You couldn't just look for a kid with freckles with two buck chipped teeth and dye his hair white? Ok.
We buckle into the garage where Lisa set up cameras to watch our doubles get pranked. She let it slip that she installed them last year, mom and dad were going to speak to her after this day ends, but of course, they didn't punish her. The doubles went out of the house and to our surprise, Luan knew about the doubles, and well send them to random locations. And to make sure we didn't get out, she super glued the door and windows, as well as holding the key to the garage door.
With Lincoln, the old man went to his fifth-grade teacher's house and confessed his love to her.
Next was Leni who double got a makeover and wanted to show it to her friends.
Up next was Lola's double who went to her enemy and said she was better than her in every way possible.
Lisa's double went to a lecher in the community college and acted like a four year old showing professors a drawing of a cat.
Lynn jr's double lost at titer ball, ending her 300 win streak.
Luna who wasn't high at the time played the accordion at a gig with her bandmates which wasn't even the good polka.
My double revealed my eyes to everyone.
Mom's double try to publish her novel.
Dad's double failed a quiz at Bangers & Mash.
Lana double acted girly and refused to eat worms.
And finally, Lori's double kept farting on her date with Bobby, which caused Lori to rip out the monitor and toss it.
One by one we each fainted after each action. Needless to say, we were humiliated. Later Lana dug us a way out but it was too late, the damage was already done.
We got her back by faking we're moving to Florida, but in reality, we just packed up her stuff and put it in the truck. We all laugh how she chases down the truck.
Another time where Luan booty traps the house, Lisa installs a bunker just for Luan's April Fools and made our parents sign a contract forbidding her from ever getting in trouble for blowing up the house just for the two to get in.
We all bundle down in our rooms, with Lincoln nailing down the door, and vents so Luan couldn't get in a prank on him.
This was the time both he and Ronnie Anne were friends.
When Luan invited Ronnie Anne over, Lincoln made it his mission to spring all the traps Luan set up so she wouldn't hate him, while me and my other sister acted like cowards buckle down in his room, and ate all of his snacks. After setting off all the traps, Ronnie Anne came, took a picture, and smashed a cream pie in Lincoln's face, laughed, then did the same to Luna.
The pranking stopped when Luan was in her second year of High School for two reasons. The first was her boyfriend Benny. Luan didn't know he was highly allergic to bees, yet it didn't stop her. She invited Benny over and well he was chased by bees after tripping over a tripwire causing them to fall, which caused him to almost break it off with her the next day.
The other thing was Lincoln's suicide attempt number 2. I'll get to his first attempt in a bit.
Lincoln knew that Luan pranks were highly dangerous, and would likely kill him. Lincoln didn't board up his room, like the rest of us,( In my case I was staying with Haiku since I thought about murdering Lynn via Voodoo magic.) instead he walked out of his room, and the moment he opened his door he was pranked by having water and flour dumped on him. It didn't stop there. Luna taunted him, and it got personal. She didn't notice Lincoln had a blank expression or that he didn't have any comebacks.
He continued to set off trap after trap, getting more injury but none of the pranks didn't kill him. Finally, he clawed towards the front pouch and saw the beehive trap. He would let the bees sting him until he couldn't move anymore. But thank the higher spirits Benny came and set off the trap.
The next day she apologized to everyone for what she did and that she'll change. And I finally told her that Lincoln was on suicide watch. She was in denial thinking he was just doing it for Benny's safety.
I corrected her on that error.
He didn't set off all those traps just so Benny wouldn't get pranked. He did it to kill himself for the second time. Did you notice anything about his facial expression? Was he in distressed or happy and content?
Our brother is beyond sad. He's suffering because of you and the others. Me, Lana, Leni, Clyde, and his therapist are trying our best so he wouldn't go down this road.
Again Luan was in denial. She just laughed it up, thinking he was just seeking attention and he was just going through a phase like I am. I sighed and wished Great Grandma Harriet to just curse the family.
I didn't show Luan or the others the drawing mostly because they wouldn't believe him but Luan found them anyway, and it finally sank in.
She, until she moved out of the house, tried her best to make Lincoln smile again. It worked somewhat. He didn't have suicidal thoughts or tendencies but he was still in a depressed state since he couldn't be friends with any other woman unless he wanted to be accused by my family, Lola, and Lynn who told Lori that he was cheating on Ronnie Anne again.
However, she did believe that Ronnie Anne was the one for him. Despite the evidence.
First off when Luan moved I moved into her and Luan's room because I really didn't want to stay with Lynn anymore. I might do something in her sleep or she to me when no one is around. Also her anger and temper increase ever since using the steroids Lisa made so it was for the best. I didn't care if I had Lincoln's old room which was a closet. I just wanted to be away from Lynn. More on that later.
Luan started her career with Benny going on to different towns performing at sold-out theaters. I believe both her and Benny went overseas at one point. Not only that, her comedic routine had changed. She told rude and impolite jokes as well as the occasional pun. She still does, but now it is much tamer.
She'll tell stories about her family life, and the pranking she did, leaving out the details on how each year she tries to either bootie trap the house or humiliate us.
Later on, both of them had a daughter named Lara who looked more like her mother with her father's hair.
Now at the age of 33 both her and Benny are still married.
Lara is attending school but the tours the two went on were cut in half. If one had to go on a tour the other had to stay with Lara.
Luan is happy with her life and even happier to see her brother smile again.
Lynn Jr
Now to Mud, or what I like to call her two years ago, a jock bitch Lynn Jr, the fifth daughter of the family, and the most athletic out of all of us, not to mention dad's favorite child out of his 11 other kids. As far back as I remember I hated her. I wish she would have died in one of her games, or training, that way not only my life but Lincoln's would have been better. I know you read the stories, but a quick summary.
At 13 she forced my brother into watching one of her games and lost. Being the sore loser that she is, blamed it on Lincoln. Taking this opportunity he came up with that lie that he was bad luck, in all reality he just wanted some alone time. That I understand, because in a house of 13, 11 girls and 2 males someone wants to be alone. What haunted me even to this day was when he was kicked out.
I should have said something, that this was too much, but like the sheep, I follow the herd. He covered for me with that whole princess pony nonsense, and I betrayed him.
I also didn't know why I didn't come out and tell the teachers, or anyone really?
As you can tell Lynn was a major factor in Lincoln's depression. After his 'trip' to Great Lake City, Lynn would watch him like a hawk in middle school and high school, being sure he didn't talk to any girls. She was under the assumption that talking to another girl, or being friend counted as cheating. In fact, all of my sisters had that mind set. I mean Lori was jealously over a painting. A Painting.
She would still call him Lame-o or Loser. I wouldn't put it past her since she was on steroids at the time. Yes, Lisa made sure nothing can delete them but there were still side effects. The major one being her mood swings. She would be her normal self until something, or someone did something wrong, and oftentimes she would take out her anger on her teammates, Me or Lincoln.
I don't know about her team but as for me.
It was one of the reasons I moved to Luna and Luan's room. I can't even breathe without setting her off. Not only that but she would leave her dirty laundry on the floor. Lynn considered them lucky, and only washed the essentials which were her underwear, training bras and a couple of jerseys. I was happy to have my own room.
Now on to my brother.
Lynn would continue to beat Lincoln up. It was her way of toughening him up, but what she didn't know was that he wanted her to just kill him. Just that one punch, that one swing will end his suffering. What made it worse was dad encouraging her to do this.
Lynn gave up during her junior year.
I'm not going to tell you all about what happened after Lynn finished school, but she moved out much to me, Lincoln, and Lana's relief, but some agent from some sports company picked her up when she was in college. And from there, her false career began.
The reason I said false was that she was taking steroids to enhance her performance.
When news got out Lincoln ran away she was irate. The next time she sees him, she was going to make him wish he never ran off like the crowd he is, leaving behind Ronnie Anne and his twins Bobby and Renia.
And when the truth came out...I laughed.
I laughed so hard that I cried myself to sleep.
And continued to laugh the next day.
Her husband left her, taking her son with him.
Her son despites her.
Any record she had was removed.
All the merch she sold was burned.
All her trophies were confiscated.
And she was forced to move back in with mom and dad who were deeply disappointed.
Of course, she tried and blamed it all on Lisa. But Lisa knew how to cover her tracks and make Lynn into a liar.
Because of backlashes, dad's restaurant nearly went bankrupt.
Also if you're wondering what dad didn't hire Lynn, well for one; her hot sauce, and two; her reputation. Now she knows how Lincoln felt after he took off that squirrel suit.
Mom hasn't sold a single copy of her novel.
No job wanted Mud.
All but Flip who pay her less than minimum wage.
And for the next 2 years, I came in, got a Flippy, and made fun of Lynn.
I can tell she wanted to punch me, I lean close to her, point to my chin or cheek, and said take your best shot. Because she knows full well that if she indeed hit me, I'll file a lawsuit against Flip.
But then Lincoln called and told me to apologize to Lynn. After all the crap she put us though I shouldn't, but then I remember what my brother said. I treated him the same. I...I Just wanted to break down right then and there.
He also said that I should be a better person.
To Lola, Luna, Luan, and even Lori, I would, but to Lynn...I didn't want to but for Lincoln's shake, I'll try.
After The Cody Show, to which till this day was a wonderful display of chaos I every witness. Lynn changed.
She went to therapy for once and is trying to reconnect with her son. It was hard I mean really hard since the whole steroid thing. It was hard at first but Francis after a year of ignoring his mother finally told her that he loved her, despite being a cheater.
And from there, things progress slowly with her son.
A month later Flip suddenly passed away. And that was one of the biggest mysteries in Royal Woods. How did he die? Well, one rumor said that he made some deal with someone for more money and Flip didn't honor the deal. Another was that he just died of old age.
Either way, he's dead.
With no one in his will or that he had family, and that the recipe for flippies and enough money to repair the building were in a safe, Lynn took ownership of Flips and renamed it Lynn's refuel, cleaned up everything, hired two more members. At first no one wanted to come, because...it's Mud. Then Lana and Skippy showed up to refuel her car. Followed by more, and more cars, wanting to either get a quick bite or refuel their car.
People still call her Mud and she wears it like a badge of honor.
I really don't know what she did to earn Lincoln's forgiveness tho, I have to ask him during our daily chats. Speaking of him.
Lincoln
Lincoln the only boy in a house of 10 other girls. Someone, namely his friend and brother-in-law Rusty(I'll get to that in a bit) think he was lucky to be living with 10 hot girls, but later changed his tone when Lincoln was missable during his middle school and high school years, tho I believed his depression started in elementary after the who video contest and only went downhill from there.
My brother is the jack of all trades. He used to think and this was one of the major factors in his depression during his teenage years was that he didn't have any talent. But he did. He hatches or makes up any plan that would often backfire, he can draw, come up with ideas, and if it wasn't for his love of comic books, he'll make a great detective or private investigator.
Yes, Lincoln, I know about what you did to fool the others, and that you know who ruined Lynn and Lola's careers.
Lisa told me.
What my parents didn't know(until after he left and called them) was that my only brother was on suicide watch. I think both of Clyde's parents knew about Lincoln's situation but from what Clyde told me, that he kinda forced Lincoln to see Dr. Lopez after seeing signs of depression. Knowing Clyde he didn't want to but had too. He saw Lincoln as a brother and didn't want to see him hurt in any way, even when the gang met this girl named Stella Zhau who Lincoln desperately wanted to befriend and even go as far as to date her, but couldn't because Lynn would watch his every move.
They met when she transferred to Royal Woods Elementary. They talked and Lola being the tattle tale that she was told mom, dad, and Lori about this new girl Lincoln was talking to and made up a lie that she saw them kissing and were planning on going out. Lori yelled at him and took him to Great Lake City where he was forced to apologize in front of the whole family again, and this time made him wear a sign that reads: My name is Lincoln Loud and I'm a cheater, I kissed another girl despite having a wonderful girlfriend.
After that, he avoided Stella because of this. His friends sat with Stella leaving Lincoln alone, and with that bad luck incident still in the mind of the school, nobody wanted to sit next to the squirrel boy, all but Clyde who didn't care.
The breaking point was the day he started middle school. Zack, Rusty, and Liam all told Lincoln that they were sorry for doing what they were doing, and to ask him to hang out with Stella because she wanted to be his friend.
He wanted to but couldn't.
The reason why was because Lynn was hiding behind a corner.
Watching, and listening.
And knowing her she would tell a lie that would make him do something humiliating again.
He declined and walked off. I guess he knew Lynn was watching.
Later Clyde found him in the boy's bathroom, a razor in his hand, ready to slit his wrist. This was my brother's first attempt to claim his life, the other was during April Fools when Luan was a sophomore.
And from that day he made Lincoln go see a therapist with the condition he wouldn't tell the teachers or anyone else about his mistreatment.
It was there that my only brother was put on suicide watch. The only ones in the family who knew about it were me, Lana, and Great Grandma Harriet.
Lana noticed that her brother was feeling down, and I told her about it, and what suicide means. And I really didn't need to ask Great Grandma Harriet since she was well aware of the situation, and was ready to curse everyone other than me, Leni, Lana, and Lilly if Lincoln had indeed passed on into the afterlife.
What clued me in was the picture he drew depicting him killing himself.
We made sure that Lincoln wasn't in any room for too long. He and the rest of the family took notice but didn't care. I wasn't going to let Lincoln kill himself. Besides Lana, Leni, and Lily, he's the only boy who gets me.
My brother still didn't trust me after the bad luck incident and I couldn't blame him. I was also part of the reason he was on suicide watch.
But if he did die...if he would have killed himself, no doubt I would speak out, tell everybody, towns, cities, states, the country, continent, and finally the world on what happened, what my sisters and parents had done to not only me, but to Leni, and Lincoln.
And no doubt I would stab Lynn in the heart multiple times screaming 'it's your fault' over and over again.
Clyde if you ever read this, I thank you for taking Lincoln to the therapist.
You saved my brother' from himself. And for that, I'm deeply thankful.
I know you've all been wanting to hear about what my only brother is doing? Well...Lincoln is doing well. He's still married to Jordan, Serenity is still cute, and the twins have been doing well. What surprised me was that both Bobby Jr and Renia are well-behaved kids. Both of them are taking an interest in Lincoln's work and even help him with some of his stories, most of them include The New Deck where the twins are now crime-fighting superheroes. They do get into trouble here and there like all kids tend to do.
He even lets them visit their mother who was in prison until she was released a year later. From what I heard Ronnie Anne lost custody of her children but has visitation. She visited them every other weekend.
From our daily video chats, he's doing something special for Jordan on their anniversary, and asked if I was ok with watching the kids? I don't know if Rocky can handle five children running around the house...well two since Lupa and Lucinda can only crawl.
He'll be ok.
Also Lincoln told me he might be moving back to Royal Woods, something about Jordan getting a job at the hospital there.
Lucy
Then you have me. The sixth daughter and seventh child to this huge family of mine. I'm the dark and gloomy type, always sitting in the dark corner or vents when I was younger, writing dark or depressing poetry, practicing dark rituals, witchcraft, and acting like a vampire when no one is looking, and watch rated R horror movies, I had been watching them ever since I was 3. And what nobody knows until I was 25 that I read princess pony, just to get a break from the dark from time to time.
Looking back at it now, I was a pretty depressing child, never showing emotions or interested in anything, always quiet and stoic, even to this day my bangs cover my eyes, and the only two people besides my parents to see my eyes, which are blue btw, are my now-husband Rocky, and Lincoln.
With my brother, I wanted to show him that I love him and that he can always count on me when things turn nasty, like in one of my novels or horror movies. After all we've been bullied before, whether it be from my own family, or someone else who's having issues with there and is taking their anger out on the weak.
That and I trust him to not tell anyone.
With Rocky.
Ok, let me get to how I met Rocky.
When I was little, Lincoln invited one of his friends, Rusty over to do a project for one of his classes at school. Rusty invited his little brother Rocky, and it was love at first bite. I still have the bust of Edwin and declared my love to the bust but it would be nice to have someone to hang with. I sigh and every time he hears me I quickly disappear.
At first, when I met him, he ran.
He was so scared that he ran out of the house, followed by his older brother. Mostly because he was worried, leaving my brother to finish the project.
I was even sadder than before thinking I wasn't his type. Even Lincoln said he was like every normal regular person. And to catch his attention I change, well try two until Lori, Leni, and Lola discover what I was doing. I told them that I like this boy And before I knew it, I was getting a makeover from all of my sisters. My hair was dyed blond, I was wearing a dress that was my least favorite color pink, and I think Lola was sprinkling me with glitter. All the while the girls were telling me advice on what boys like.
Don't talk about death.
Or mortality.
Or coffins.
Talk about sports...note not all guys are into sports.
Laugh at everything he said.
And above all else talk like a normal teenage girl.
Note I was 8 at the time.
And finally, Lisa sprayed me with some stuff that reeks of pizza and anchovies saying 8-year-old boys will go for it.
Sure, Lisa.
Anyway, Lynn being the jerk at the time made Lincoln bring Rocky over. He couldn't since he was done with his project. Lynn smashes it with her hockey stick and threatens him with it if he tells Rusty that she did it.
It worked and I tried to get Rocky's attention, it was until I brushed my hair that Rocky noticed me. He was surprised and thought I was one of Lincoln's sisters or cousins. Before I could say anything, Lori came in with Bobby saying her friends? Couldn't make it to their double date, and suddenly pull me and Rocky with them.
Now I know how my brother felt when he was forced to go on a double date. And luckily Ronnie Anne wasn't there.
I won't go into detail but the date was a disaster, I even broke a window with my club I let go. When we got back, I told my sisters what happened. Instead of sympathy they all laughed other than Leni and gave five dollars to Lynn. I wasn't surprised they were taking bets, and I didn't care. I went upstairs with my pet Fangs, went into my coffin, and cried myself to sleep.
The following day, I remove all that makeup and toss anything pink into the trash. Somehow my brother's project was broken again, and he and Rusty had to redo it, again. Rusty had brought his brother, I just sighed and walked off.
I went into the kitchen, opened the fridge and took out a can of soda. When I closed it, Rocky was there which scared me…Now I know how Lincoln felt when I did that. Rocky confessed that he wasn't scared of me, and he thought I was cool and the only thing he could do is run. We smiled and I showed him the coffin collection I have in the basement.
We became friends after that. In secret of course. I have my goth friends and they don't like it when we're around normies. But Rocky was different. He was my best friend besides Haiku. We told each other every dark secret, and yes even the Princess Pony incident where Lincoln took the fall. But as we were growing up, I was starting to fall for him more and more, and vice versa. I do know he had a thing for goth girls, and I was slowly losing interest in Edwin, I still like the character but let's face it, vampires are not real. Also after my third grade trip to the beach, me and the other goth realize that we don't need to stay in the darkness forever, it's good to come out into the light once in a while.
We have been dating since my brother appeared on The Cody Show.
And I announce it with my friends and family.
Haiku and the others didn't care. Tho I can't stress enough how she and Clyde are dating
Lincoln entered what we dub as big brother mode, and started questioning Rocky.
The same had gone with dad.
And the rest was a bit surprised but happy.
A year went by, and Rusty pressured his younger brother to marry me. When Lincoln heard about it, he tore Rusty a new one saying he shouldn't pressure someone into marriage. But Rocky defends himself by stating that he would come home on breaks and teases his brother on how he got a girlfriend, and he doesn't.
No comments on Rusty's part, but I think he is going out with someone named Polly Pain, one of Lynn's former friends.
Anyway days before the wedding, I asked if Lincoln can give me away instead of dad. Well for one, me and Lincoln had gotten closer over the years. And I think out of the ten...I'm his favorite with the tie of being Lily, Leni, and Lana. And two, to be honest as much as I love my father, he was and pardon my french a shitty dad.
Yes I know it took me a long time to earn his forgiveness, but if I have to choose between my father and brother, Lincoln would win 20 times out of ten. Our honeymoon took place in a location that I can't say, but let just say that it was haunted which was wicked.
Kinda felt uncountable knowing Great Grandma Harriet and Pop-Pop were watching.
Don't know if I would call them pervs or not.
A month went by and I was pregnant with twins. Rocky being the sweet redhead that he is, did everything during the pregnancy, even performing a couple of rituals each night for the twin's safety.
We later found out that the twins were girls, not surprising coming from a house where the ratio is 10 to 1.
I named them Lupa and Lucinda. And like all babies, my daughters are cute. The thing is Lupa has white hair like Lincoln, and Lucinda has my natural hair color and skin. Lupa has her father's skin color.
Now how my best friend married my brother's best friend. Long story short, Haiku and Clyde met in a cafe me and my friend frequently go to.
Yes, Clyde still lived in Royal Woods in fact he and Haiku started dating a week after Lincoln left for college. I think they had a crush on each other for a while.
Oh, I may have forgotten but after what happened to Lincoln, with the whole bad luck incident and the times Clyde witnessed the mistreatment of his best friend, he now only got over his 'puppy dog' crush on Lori but grew to despise and resent her.
Anyway, Clyde and Haiku were also high school sweethearts but due to an age gap of three years. Both of them waited. It was a known fact that vampires didn't exist and Haiku's little crush on this vampire she carried around on her pendant faded when she was 13. She did have a thing for older men so naturally, she went to Clyde who was sixteen at the time. They kept it a secret throughout middle and high school. But came out when Haiku went to the same college Clyde went to.
Later I found out that Clyde and Haiku were working behind the scenes in my brother's escape from Ronnie Anne. I think they help find Lincoln and Jordan an apartment that could afford it until they can get on their feet.
Then there was the wedding. Luckily none of my parents or sisters cared who my friends were, and I was one of Haiku's bridesmaids. The wedding took place in a church in Milwaukee Wisconsin...the place where Lincoln began his new life, with the woman he loved, who in return received the same love. I also was the only one in the family who knew where Lincoln was, and at the time believe Lisa knew as well.
Like how Clyde was Lincoln's best man at his wedding, Lincoln was Clyde's best man, and I don't know what they did at their bachelor party, I suspect both Clyde and Lincoln and his friends went to a club or something, but the bachelorette party.
Let's just say it was wild.
All I'm going to say that the haunted house party was wicked.
Something happened with my bachelorette party, only at the end of it I gave Rocky his early honeymoon gift.
Now both Haiku and Clyde live happily with their children, Cleo and Cindy.
Haiku helps me write novels and Clyde is a chef who owns his own restaurant. Not in Royal Woods mind you, somewhere else.
Anyway, I'm doing well, me and my husband are having a wonderful life. Now moving on to my younger sisters.
Lana
Lana is the eighth child and seventh daughter as well as the older twin of Lola. Yes despite them being identical both Lana and Lola were polar opposites of each other. Unlike Lola who loves all things princess and pink and clean, Lana loves all things dirty, grody, and just plain disgusting, but she did have her limits, one of them was poop, and the other was Lincoln's sandwiches, and finally was dad fish casserole. When she was little she hated taking baths. We had to put on respirators or cover our noise because Lana refused to take baths.
One time she willingly got sprayed by a skunk, and enjoyed the scent, despite the rest of us gagging. We filled the tub with tomato juice, and sauce and guess who had the honorable task of getting Lana into the tub?
That's right, Lincoln.
He got on a hazmat suit and dragged Lana who complied. I'm guessing she wanted her brother to bathe her. Kinda weird but in her own way, she wanted to spend time with him due to his depression. I do remember him having a game that Lana enjoys. Yes, she undid all of his progress but after doing all of his house chores and getting him his favorite flippy and salted crackers the two bounded.
My little sister was a tomboy but unlike Lynn, and to an extended Luna she was tolerable. Keep in mind she used to keep all types of pets, snakes (who were either poisonous or venomous), lizards, possums, and a rat. But her favorite was her pet frog Hopps.
And if you're wondering where she gets all those animals, she finds them and asks to keep them again, our parents didn't care at the time.
Both her and her frog would do and go everywhere together, other than Dairy Land. Aunt Ruth, Pop-Pop, the woods, and even to that one hotel where we're kicked out because of mom and dad.
Yes, We all figured out why we were kicked out of that fancy hotel, which was something neither me or the others wish we didn't want to know. (But I'm totally going to do that with Rocky when we get some alone time but it won't be in a hotel.)
Anyway, Lana and Hopps were a duo. This, which I wonder how considering Frogs are cold-blooded animals, was he able to move around in the cold conditions of winter? From what Lisa told me, frogs would enter a short hibernation state when exposed to cold temperatures, yet Hopps seems to hop around(pun not intended) in the snow, I even see him helping Lana and Lincoln make a snowman.
The best example was the time she wanted to meet her hero Bobby Fletcher, so she got us to go to the Burping Burger so one of us would get a golden wrapper the restaurant was promoting. After three burgers Leni found the golden wrapper, sadly we were snowed in thanks to Flip. Lana dug her way out of the snow, found Flip with her frog Hopps who was still awake and moving, gave up her ticket, and went home.
I wonder if Lisa has something to do with it.
Possibly.
How did Lana own her very own auto shop? Well, she went to a technical school for auto and engine after high school, and after completing it, she along with Skippy was hired by Bobby Fletcher herself to work on some of her cars. Mostly her sports car. Both Lana and Skippy had saved enough money they had earned, and with Bobby Fletcher's help with promotion, and having owned I believe 20% of the business Lana opened her shop Lana's Pit Crew. Because of Bobby's promotion, Lana's Pit Crew grew in popularity.
Despite all of this Lana was still sad.
It was because of Lincoln.
Unlike Lola who I'll get to later Lana cares for her older brother. She would sometimes cry herself to sleep, wishing she could take back every mean comment she said about him. This happened a year after he ran away with Jordan. At first, she was angry at him, but remember how miserable Ronnie Anne and the others treated him.
Other than me, Lily, Luan, and Leni, Lana has cut all contact with the others. Including mom and dad after dad gave Lana Vanzilla. Why did he give Lana the family van instead of his only son...Well, dad regrets having a son since he saw Lincoln as a no-good dirty cheater and a failure as a man.
Lana for her part kept her mouth shut, took the van, and wanted to scrap it, but then she realized something...she could give Lincoln the van as a gift of forgiveness. Lana did things to the van like put in a new engine, motor, she even replaced all of the seats and added a few new things, like a GPS, flat screen t.v, and internet. Currently, Lincoln has the family van, got to keep up with the male family tradition, and now that I think about it, I'm pretty sure he's going to give it to Bobby jr when he grows up.
You want to know what happened with the wedding huh? Well the wedding took place at
P. J. Hoffmaster State Park lake by Lake Michigan, and like mine Lana wanted Lincoln to give her away. In fact other than her rolling in the mud with our late dog Charles, Lana was a very happy girl when both Lincoln and Jordan attended the wedding.
Currently, Lana is pregnant with a girl who both she and Skippy name her Lizzy.
She often contacts either me, Leni, and Lincoln.
Lola
Lola the ninth daughter and younger twin to Lana. Unlike Lana who likes everything boyish and dirty, Lola likes everything pink and girly and clean. She was the most brattiest and second to beside Lori when it comes to entitlement. If we ever fight for something which was often she would either say beauty before age, or I'm a princess or something like that.
Lola despite being the most arrogant out of the bunch was a pageant star and one of mom's favorite kids. Mom however did inspire her and Lana to do pageants at the right full age of 3. Lana hated it immediately. Lola didn't, and she won almost every competition she entered, with a little help of course.
The wins did indeed help with her personality of being the prettiest out of the entire family.
And for how she got being a princess in her head?
One; mom and dad always called her princess every time she had a nightmare and ran to our parents for comfort, not being bothered that they were ready to get intimate. I think she caught them naked together in bed once, but that didn't bother her.
Two; she won Little Miss Royal Woods Princess four times in a row, the fourth time she barely practiced.
Before I get to the blackmails, let me tell you about the little miss tattle tale.
Lola would tattle on us whenever we did something wrong.
Hide the remote.
I'm telling dad.
Left the door unlocked.
I'm telling dad.
Let your pet bat porch on your head.
I'm telling mom.
Find money in your room and no one but [insert name here] and Lola is in the house.
I'm telling mom.
Clog the toilet.
I'm telling dad.
Having a super-secret meeting and didn't invite or tell Lola about it?
I'm telling mom.
You see where I'm going with this?
We used to have a club where we confess all of our secrets. We didn't invite Lola because well she's you know. She came in, threw a hissy fit, tossed her tiara and left to tell mom.
We all confess our sins.
I ruin mom's wedding dress.
Lori scratched the van with her diamond purse.
Lincoln destroys dad's disco ball.
Lynn broke mom's vase.
Luna caused a blackout that expanded across several blocks.
Lana decided to be a dog like and used the bathroom inside the house.
Lisa performs a 'safe' experiment on Lily.
And Luan set a trap in Mr. Grose's house.
Apparently, Lola somehow knew what we did and we had to obey her, or else she'll tell mom and dad our secret.
We quickly got tired of it, and we, and by we I mean Lincoln went to Lola's 'hot spots' to get some information about Lola.
If we go down, we'll take her with us.
Lola after learning we know something about her went to mom and dad and told them the crimes we did.
So we did the same.
Lori, Luna, Luan, Lynn, and Lisa were forgiving, me Lana, Lola, were grounded for a month, Lincoln two months. Why...you should already know my parents were shitty to us.
As for the blackmailing, that is where it begins.
In Lola's mind, she believed that if people would go to great lengths and hide their secrets, and with this information she can make them do whatever she wants. She blackmails everyone, especially Lana, Lincoln, and the pageant judges.
If she wants a tea party then she'll ask first, and if anyone says no she would tell you the secret you're hiding and threaten to tell.
Even the judges.
Also, Lola was the catalyst to Lincoln's depression when she caught Lincoln and Girl Jordan going out on a date.
During her middle and high school years, she was the most popular girl in school. I think they called her the Queen of Royal Woods Middle and High School. She rules with an iron fist. She was what we call a mean valley girl, but to both me and Lana who went to the same school as the others she was a major cunt.
There were two things she would do. She would either blackmail students with an a to 'help' them pass a test or she'll tell the staff and the police that either the person touches her, or post a video of them doing something extremely embarrassing. Luckily it was the latter than the former. In the case of her target Meil Ramos. A very shy person who Lola manipulated into doing all sorts of things for her. From doing assignments to putting her into a position that she didn't want to do like cheerleading. All because she had video proof of her having sex inside the locker room with her boyfriend. And threaten to post it online if she tells anyone.
Because of this, Meil was forced to be Lola 'slave' until she graduated college.
During her middle and high school years she won every pageant she entered, with the help of Lisa. Of course, Lincoln was forced to coach her.
I went or more likely forced to go to a pageant and saw she deserved at least second or third place.
Yeah, I said it.
Oh and before anything, by this point the only siblings who weren't in a relationship were Lily because she was young, Lisa because her love was science and Lola. Well, she was very picky. And when I mean picky, I mean she had some very high standards. With the amount of teens from both genders and what she wants in her partner, people believe it wasn't worth it.
I do know she was the prom queen but I don't know who her date was. I have to ask Lana since she went with Skippy.
After the twin's graduation, Lola was picked up from some agent that worked on pageants and offered her a job to go pro. Not to mention she kept forcing our brother to coach her since she didn't want to pay a professional coach. And of course with Lisa's help via payment she won almost every pageant she entered. And with the money she was making, she was living the life.
When she learned Lincoln ran away, the first thing she did was go to Lisa and pay her to find him. I of course pay her to keep it quiet. When no result came up Lola in Lori's words Literally hired a P.I to find him.
Lola forgot how crafty Lincoln is. And what the P.I said he was unable to locate him.
And for two years, Lola if she finds him will kill him along with the whore he was with.
Then the truth got out.
Lola was arrested, charged with blackmailing, and was sentenced to two years in federal-state prison but mom and dad begged the judge to lessen the sentence. Like Lynn, Lola tried to throw Lisa under the bus as well, but there was no proof. He did considering Lola's call to the judge to put not only him but others who molested children in jail. She was placed on probation for two years, had to pay a fine of 10,000$, and moved back with mom and dad with the condition to get a job, and finish school.
Mom and dad were very disappointed in both Lola and Lynn. And I mean very disappointed in them. But they do love them. Dad refused to give Lola a job at his restaurant giving the reputation she had now. She somehow landed a job at Burping Burger.
It's funny how I used to go Flips to make fun of Lynn, Lana goes to the Burping Burger to make fun of Lola.
After the family meeting and The Cody Show, things change.
After getting he Lola went to Leni and asked if she could model her clothing line. At first, both Chaz and Leni wanted to refuse her but Leni came up with an idea.
She made Lola sign a contract. All I know is that if she does anything bad, blackmail, extortion, anything illegal then she'll be terminated and that Leni, Chaz or any company that Lola works for will not be responsible for her actions.
And Lola took that chance without hesitation. She quit her job after signing the contract. Lola then babysits Liena and Lyle while Chaz went along to contact any agency that he or Leni knew who was looking for models.
Currently, Lola is one of the top models who model her sister's clothes. She still babysits Liena and Lyle when every Leni or Chaz wants to go on a date night, and well Lola loves the kids, especially Lyle.
Don't know if she'll have kids on her own considering her high standards in a partner.
We can only hope.
Lisa
Lisa is the second-youngest sister and the smartest among the Loud children. The girl earned her PhD at the age of three which kind of speaks for itself. The little genius even potty trained herself and it took an hour for her to do it. When she was four Lisa was obsessed with doing experiments on us all and at one point took something from our body part. I know she took an appendix from Lincoln, a spleen from Lynn and Lola, and other stuff the human body can live without. What is notable was that she did all of this when we were asleep, making her even scarier than me.
The weird thing about Lisa was that she was obsessed with her poop studies.
I'm not going to get into that subject.
What I'm going to get on is some of the experiments she performs on us. She turned Leni skin blue this one time we were trying to go to school, but Lincoln demanded Lisa for a cure. Lisa thought she was clever when Lincoln took the cure and conducted a test on the family brid Walt who fathers puff up, making him look like a yellow cotton ball.
Lisa sighed and went upstairs to get the actual cure.
Other times are when she would spy on us. You see she places cameras all over the house, and even some in the bathroom, yep there is no privacy inside The Loud House. Our parents noticed this and well she wasn't punished by them (she pays the bills and a large source of income for the house.) but she had to remove the cameras around the bathroom and rooms because Lori and Lynn threatened her. She also tends to make things blow up. At one point it became so bad that Lily moved into Luna and Luan's room after Luan left for college.
Another time is where she put trackers on all of us so no matter where we were, she'll find us. Well no Lincoln since he removed his tracker a couple of years back.
During the years Lisa to put it kindly was a robot. She would always refer to us as sibling units or parental units when it came out to our parents. Or mother and father. Lisa, despite being a genius, was a recluse who always kept things to herself, even experiments that may or may not benefit the family. If you need something you have to pay.
We all saw Lisa as a hermit, someone who stays in her room doing gods know what in there. But the only person who didn't see her as a hermit was Lincoln. He would sometimes visit her just to see how she was doing, pat her on the head, and would, and this surprise even her which is rare, help her solve complicated equations and formulas. I'm guessing he saw her do it multiple times for him to learn she may or may not forget something.
Either way, Lisa may not show it, or say it a lot loud but she really does care for her brother. She knew the crap he had gone through, all of it. The lies, the cheating wife, the mistreatment, the depression state he was in, and the way she would sometimes check on him to see if he didn't inflict injury upon himself during his teenage years. When he ran away from everything, Lisa wasn't going to tell anyone even if I indeed pay for it. She believed this was good for him.
And deep down she really does miss him, and how Ronnie Anne treated him she wanted to see her suffer the most.
I didn't mention it but she did create a special pair of glasses that can detect lies, which almost drove the family apart. She created a new pair many years later and revealed to the whole country the man Ronnie Anne traded. A man who not only cheated on her but doesn't love his very own daughter. Karma is a bitch.
Lisa is now 24 and to my and everybody else's surprise, she's dating a guy named David. From what she told us during our daily video chats that he was a chemistry teacher in a local college but has the same intellect as her. He just likes to mix substances and see how they react. She even gave us some explicit details on their 'date night' which we didn't need to know. Ok, Lincoln didn't need to know but we kinda wanted to know if he was right for her. But I will take her word that he was everything she was expecting.
Lincoln really got to her when he called her. From what Lily told us she was getting out more, mostly with her boyfriend, and well they do things like a normal couple would do. It's funny how both she and David went into a bar and came back drunk making something in her room before crashing on the bed.
Now moving on to the final daughter.
Lily
The youngest member of my family. Lily is a bright girl and some might not know it, is following her brother's footsteps when it comes to art. You see as you know it already every one of my sisters has a talent. With Lily it's art, it's always been since she was a baby. I'm guessing Lincoln just inspired her when he tried to turn Lily into Linc 2.0. Or that she enjoys his drawings.
However, that wasn't the case when Lincoln ran away with Jordan.
You see Lincoln was Lily's hero, despite my brother being on suicide watch because of his depression. Linc would always put a smile on his face when he saw Lily, which inspired her to try her best. Besides Mom and Dad, Lincoln would always praise her for her artwork, help her, and even give her some pointers.
Lincoln was a saint in Lily's eyes.
Even when Lincoln showed us evidence of Ronnie Anne's infidelity, in her mind she thought Lincoln would do better and forgive her.
But when news got out that Lincoln cheated on Ronnie Anne, and left with Jordan leaving the twins behind. This broke Lily's heart. The man she saw as a hero was a fraud. Not only that she blocked Lincoln from all of her social media. She then regretted everything that had to do with our only brother. She even stopped drawing for a couple of weeks, and offered to Babysit the twins as a way to say she was sorry on behalf of her brother.
That's when things started to unfold.
Lily noticed that Ronnie Anne only cried for a day before Chandler moved in. The next were the twins' attitude towards their father. And finally Chandler trying to hit on Lily.
That's when it hit her. All the dinners she had with Ronnie Anne and her brother, the insults to his food despite it tasting good, him always being sad when she wasn't around.
Lily turned to the only person who would understand darkness more than anything.
That person was me.
I told her everything. How the others mistreated not only him, but Lana, Leni, and in mom's case Luan. I told her the reason why Lincoln ran away to begin with.
I even showed her the wedding video. And when Ronnie Anne punched him in the face.
I never saw Lily so devastated.
Then my baby sister cried.
She hated Ronnie Anne.
She hated Chandler.
She hated Lori, Lynn, and Lola.
She even hated our parents.
But most importantly she hated herself.
And like the big sister I'm, I stay with her. I told her it wasn't your fault. That Lincoln will not hate her, and that he will want to talk to her.
Lily refused to talk to anyone, other than me and her friends, she even refused to eat dad's food. From what I know she defriended Carlitos under the assumption that he was a bad apple like his cousin, and she had a small crush on him. Later she tried to contact Lincoln but at this point he had changed his number so nobody in the family would find him. It broke Lily's heart even more. What my baby sister didn't know was that I was the only one in the family he trusted enough to give me his number, but knowing Lisa I didn't want her to know.
Then you should know what happens next.
Now Lily is working on an art degree much like Lincoln and will go to Lincoln for help for tips and drawing advice. Currently from what Lily and Lincoln told me, that they were working on a webcomic series about a white rabbit in a house of 25 other sisters.
Some network will pick it up.
Lily is the only member besides Lola to have children, but considering their career choice it won't be too long. I'm afraid that one of us is going to be like mom or dad and have ten kids.
Anyway, that's the story of my family.
I have to go now, it's almost time for our daily chat.
Holy crap basket this chapter was long.
Over 12k words long.
Over a page for each sibling.
Anyway, this is the final chapter of When Reality Answers. If you don't like the ending, one; it sucks to be you. Two; do not pm me about what you like and didn't like about the ending, and the results of what the Louds are going through, Anyway that's one story down if you want to collaborate with me, or have an idea hit me up on pm...I will not take a request tho.
Oh by the time this chapter uploads my birthday would be a couple of hours away...yea.
What am I going to do?
Two things, jack, and shit that's what.