Gravity Falls Retcon 15
Dipper and Wendy met up at the entrance to the Mystery Shacks Mystery Fair, which looked pretty good compared to the 5000 times Dipper attended last time.
"Stan really went all out on this one." Wendy said taking Dippers hand.
"Well I think Grunkle Ford had a hand in it being up to code." Dipper said as they passed the Dunkle the Grunkle booth.
"You make sure that thing never triggers Soos! I don't want to fall in this water no matter what! Get those rubes to give their money hand over fist to dunk the annoying old man is a stroke of genius." Stan said.
'Well some things never change.' Dipper thought to himself.
Mabel and Pacifica were looking around the fair when they spotted the win a pig booth.
"OH MY GOSH A PIG!" Mabel screeched dragging the heiress along.
"HEY WATCH IT THESE PUMPS ARE GUUCI!" Pacifica protested.
Dipper grabbed sodas and hot dogs for him and Wendy.
"Well it's smaller than the last hot dog you gave me." Wendy said smirking.
"Oh haha. Good one. I've seen hams smaller than yours." Dipper retaliated slapping Wendy's ass playfully.
"Fresh."
"Harlot."
Both teens smiled at their banter before laughing and started eating. They walked through the booths until Wendy saw the fated stuffy.
"Oh my god! I want that! Dipper you gotta win me that... THING!" Wendy said dropping her soda.
"Really? It's... I don't know what it is." Dipper said.
"Oh come on. That's what couples do. They go to fairs, the guy wins prizes and the girl takes those prizes." Wendy explained. "And I want it more than life itself."
Pacifica and Mabel looked at the Pigs, one of them stared at Mabel and oinked a bit.
"He likes me!" Mabel said picking up the piglet.
"Guess his weight and he's yours. But be warned, ol' fifteen poundy is a tricky pig to get right." The Farmer said.
"Is he serious?" Pacifica said to Mabel.
"Serious as a potato famine." He replied.
"Fifteen Pounds?" Mabel asked hoping he wasn't tricking her.
"Yes. Are you a witch?" He asked. "Ah well, I guess you'll need these."
The Farmer held out a fork and knife to Mabel who frowned at the older man venomously.
"Alright, suit yourself." He said.
"I won a pig!" Mabel squealed with the pig joining her.
"What are you gonna name him?" Pacifica asked.
"Pacifica junior." Mabel teased.
"I'll roast that thing alive if you do that." Pacifica said angrily.
"I'm kidding... mostly." Mabel said carrying her new pig with them.
Dipper looked around and saw Blendin Blandin trying to look inconspicuous.
"Alright. But don't get mad at me if I don't win." Dipper said paying for a couple of balls and threw the balls at the bottles.
Dipper threw the balls and won three prizes, the mystery creature, a stuffed Giraffe, and a Mystery Fair t-shirt.
"Thanks Mason." Wendy said handing Dipper her prizes. "I'm gonna go get Corn dogs, you want one?"
"Always." Dipper said as he walked over to Blendin as he looked around nervously.
"What are you doing?" Dipper asked.
"BWAH! Oh Sorry... I'm trying to blend in. My name is Blendin Blandin. I'm from the future. I'm here on a special assignment to find a temporal anomaly and keep it from ripping a hole in the universe." The twitchy fat man said.
The device in Blendin's hand started going off and pointed to Dipper himself.
"The readings are off the chart! You're the anomaly!" Blendin said.
Dipper dropped the prizes and pushed Blendin up against the wall.
"Listen here dumbass! Yes I am the anomaly and you don't even know the half of it." Dipper said.
"Try me!"
"Alright. This isn't the first time we've met Blendin. Hell I spared your life at Globnar because my sister and I felt sorry for you." Dipper said.
"You know of Globnar?" Blendin asked.
"Know of it and won despite being the challenged." Dipper reminded him. "The reason I'm the time anomaly is because I acquired a time tape from one of your co-workers and surrendered before I could use it after repairing it. I later used it to alter history and after finishing what I went back to do contact with the tape sent me here. It affected my family and I found myself in an older body starting this summer over again."
"An extreme but not universe destroying paradox?" Blendin asked.
"I guess, I've been living in this body since then. I have it pretty good now. The girl of my dreams treating me like I'm worth her time, a best friend I can trust. And a sister that isn't off the walls insane."
Meanwhile Pacifica Mabel and the pig are riding the roller coaster, frightening Pacifica but delighting Mabel and the pig.
"If you even THINK about trying to change things back I'll make sure you never exist." Dipper said harshly.
"But my job..." Blendin said.
"Things are better now. Also let Time Baby nap more." Dipper said. "Plus be confident man... You're a nervous wreck. You gotta believe in yourself."
"Are you sure?"
"Absolutely." Dipper said. "This new body gave me SUCH confidence. The girl with the red hair there, she was my friend before but was too weirded out by our age difference and likely our height difference."
Wendy waved at them with Corn Dogs.
"I met her for the second time full of bravado and feeling sure of myself and now she's with me most of the time." Dipper said. "Find something that makes you feel like you can take on the world."
"Alright... besides these reading seem to indicate that while you are an anomaly you're not a threat to Time itself." Blendin said adjusting the readings.
Dipper saw that Blendin had a spare time tape on him and quietly lifted it from him as he pulled out the primary one.
"Good luck kid." Blendin said vanishing in a blinding light.
Wendy handed Dipper a Corn Dog as Blendin left and vanished out of sight.
"Corn Dog?"
"Thanks."
Mabel and Pacifica arrived with the pig and put him down to let him walk around.
"You won a pig? Nice." Dipper said letting him nibble the last bit of his corn dog.
"What's his name?" Wendy asked as he waddled over to her to eat her remaining corn dog.
"I'm gonna name him Waddles cause he waddles." Mabel said happily.
"Cute." Pacifica said petting the pink pudge.
"You guys want some funnel cake?" Pacifica said pointing to a booth.
"Must feed the pig." Mabel said.
They get and split the funnel cake giving Waddles more than them. The rest of the day is spent enjoying rides, eating fair food, and playing games. At the end of the day Wendy calls her dad to let her know she's staying at the Shack while Mabel watches tv with Waddles. Pacifica heads out after looking at Dipper once more.
"You guys stay safe okay?" Pacifica says as she closes her door and pulls out.
Wendy grabs Dippers hand squeezing it.
"Hey Mason... you wanna go upstairs?" Wendy asks.
"Isn't it early? Ghost Harassers is on and..." Dipper said before seeing Wendys face, her biting her lower lip. "Oh... you wanna..."
"Yep." Wendy said nodding.
"Did you get..."
"Yep." Wendy takes out a box of condoms.
"Are you sure you want to..."
"Yes." Wendy said giving Dipper a soft kiss.
"So we are gonna do it..." Dipper said looking down at her pants nervously.
"Yeah. I didn't say anything last time but that was pretty intense in my ass." Wendy admitted.
"Was I too rough?" Dipper asked.
"No... I just think maybe my spit was not the right lube." Wendy said getting closer and kisses Dippers shoulder.
"In hindsight that may have been a bad idea. It felt like the right idea... especially after you did that thing with your mouth and..." Dipper said before Wendy put her finger on his lips.
"Hush... don't ruin the moment." Wendy said. "Let's go upstairs."
Dipper peeked on Mabel cuddling her pig and took Wendy upstairs to the bedroom. They locked the door and smiled at each other.
"So..." Dipper said nervously despite having some experience.
"Fine I'll go first." Wendy said taking her shirt off and undoing her bra revealing her very freckled body.
"Glorious." Dipper said entranced.
Wendy removes her jeans and panties showing off her young body in the soft light of the room.
"It's perfect." Dipper says taking his shirt off revealing his large muscular chest and chest hair.
"You are quite the charmer you know that?" Wendy said putting her hand on his chest feeling the hard muscles and hair. "How are you not taken back at California?"
"I dunno..." Dipper said thinking of his new life in Piedmont.
Dipper remembered being awkward when talking to other kids, but the recent two years they treated him better but not quite on friends level. The Girls however kept dropping their books near him and he'd pick them up for them being the nice guy he is.
"Oh Geez!" Dipper said surprising Wendy.
"What?"
"You got me thinking of home and I just realized a lot of girls were flirting with me." Dipper said embarrassed.
"Wow... you're pathetic." Wendy laughs. "How did you not see it?"
"I dunno. Girls started being nice and not mean. I didn't know they were attracted to me." Dipper explained pulling Wendy closer to him. "They'd drop books and I'd pick them up for them. I was being nice."
"Oh you are a huge dork." Wendy said giving Dipper another kiss and rested her head in the crook of his neck. "I love that about you."
"Really?"
"Yeah... you may be a dork but you're comfortable with it. You're not a wreck, you're a sweetheart."
"Oh I can be." Dipper said, a little worried. "Besides... the most beautiful women are born in Oregon not California."
"Come on... show me my surprise." Wendy said tugging his pants.
"Alright." Dipper said pulling his pants down and stepping out of them.
"God I hope you don't ruin me for other men." Wendy teased.
"I don't want you with other men." Dipper said.
Wendy grasps Dippers manhood and slowly strokes it feeling his pulsing warmth.
"I swear it's bigger than last time." Wendy said.
"It had a near death experience last time, it has adapted and become stronger." Dipper jokes before going for Wendy's crotch himself.
"Oh really? Maybe I should give it another near death experience." Wendy said gripping Dippers manhood harder.
"Tell me if I'm doing it wrong." Dipper whispers as he gently rubs Wendys pussy trying his best.
"Nothing wrong so far." Wendy replies.
Both horny teens explored each others bodies and get worked up. Dipper probes Wendy's wet welcoming hole and playfully teases the clit a bit making her delighted while she tenderly teases the head and balls as she strokes him to full length and girth. Dipper wraps his arms around Wendy pulling her closer feeling her breasts press against his chest and his cock wedge between her thighs.
"Is your heart racing?" Dipper asked. "Or am I going to die?"
"Mine too... but it did last time but that was mostly nerves cause a pine tree was going up my ass." Wendy replied.
"Is that what you're calling it?" Dipper asked kissing her lips again.
"Oh yeah. You're Mason Pines... and this is your Big Pine Tree." Wendy said squeezing her thighs on him.
The teens took their session to Dippers bed and moved the blanket aside and Wendy straddled Dippers waist kissing his chest.
"Enjoying the ride?" Dipper asked feeling his crotch getting wetter, and his chest tingling.
Meanwhile down in the Lab under the Shack Ford was working on something big, with Stan assisting.
"Geez Ford you sure this is going to work?" Stan asked.
"It should. Fiddleford here rechecked the math 4 times like you suggested." Ford said.
"Well you're the one that's a scientist but you keep making amateur safety mistakes. Precautions are made for a reason." Stan said.
"He's right old friend. Your math was off in a few equations and if I didn't review a few extra times I'd say you'd have punched a hole in the fabric of reality. Mixin' up that there realm of lies to the realm of truth by gum." Fiddleford said.
"You know for a so called genius you sure don't sound it." Stan said after 35 years.
"And you're a Yankee. Now we're even." Fiddleford retorted.
"Think we should bring the Kids down to see the grand activation?" Ford asked.
"WHAT ARE YOU NUTS?!" Both Fiddleford and Stanley asked at the same time.
"What if there's something we can't see with the math that mucks up everything?" Fiddleford asked.
"Or worse! Their parents find out and we don't die from it?" Stan asked.
"Fine. No fun surprise for the kids." Ford said.
"I've already got a surprise for them. By the way, is shifty still on ice?" Stan asked.
"I think so. I'll check on him tomorrow." Ford said turning back at his creation.
"He make have 6 fingers on each hand but he's got a one track mind." Fiddleford whispered to Stan.
"Imagine him when we were kids." Stan whispered back.
Back up in the attic Dipper and Wendy were under the covers of the blanket and going at it.
"Wow you're tight!" Dipper said pushing in.
"Yes... oh my god! Is that it?" Wendy asked squealing a bit.
"No. Just an inch, 10 left to go." Dipper said grabbing Wendy's waist and gripping it tight.
"More more more!" Wendy begged kissing Dippers chest.
Dipper pulled Wendys thighs as she rocked on top of him in a wild cyclone of passion and lust.
Over at Greasy's Diner Soos and Melody were enjoying a nice Dinner together getting to know each other. Soos was nervous of course but still managed to continue charming Melody.
"I'm so glad Mabel and Pacifica stopped by that day. I really like you Soos." Melody said.
"I like you a lot too Melody." Soos said kindly. "I hope Abuelita likes you. She's my grandma and all I have left for Family since my father hasn't visited since I can't remember."
"I'm sure she will." Melody said.
Back at the Shack Dipper and Wendy were nearing the end of their personal adventure filled with kissing, hip thrusting, and a lot of flesh being held onto.
"WENDY!" Dipper groaned as she bit down on his shoulder convulsing in pure pleasure.
Both teens fell limp as they ceased the sexual thrill ride, coming down from their euphoria and panting the entire time.
"That... was... mind blowing..." Dipper said, a grin plastered across his face.
"Oh my god... oh my god... oh my god..." Wendy kept muttering. "That was more fun than... Oh my god that was so fun."
"DIPPER! Open up!" Mabel shouted from outside the door.
"GAH!" Dipper yelped in fright. "Mabel stay out!"
"No way this is my room too!" Mabel said. "Waddles deserves to sleep in here too."
"No Mabel you don't get it!" Dipper said.
"He has a bedfellow!" Wendy shouted mortifying Dipper.
Mabel stopped knocking for a bit before knocking harder and faster.
"NOW I HAVE TO GET IN THERE!" Mabel said before a card was seen slipping through the crack of the door unlocking it.
"Oh no."
Mabel opened the door and saw Dipper and Wendy under the bedsheet on Dippers bed, Dipper as red as Wendys hair while Wendy smiled and waved.
"Tell me everything!" Mabel said pulling a chair up.
"NO!" Dipper protested.
"He's the worlds most perfect lover." Wendy said still slumped on her back.
"Oooohhh... so have you two kissed yet? And was it Wendy first or Pacifica?" Mabel asked.
"I was first right?" Wendy asked.
"Yes." Dipper said putting a pillow over his face.
"Darn it! I'm out $20." Mabel said mad. "So was he an animal or a gentleman?"
"I want to die now." Dipper said under his pillow.
"Bit of both. He knew when to be tender and when to go wild." Wendy said praisingly.
Dipper spent the rest of the night mortified his sister was discussing his sexual abilities.
End of Chapter 15
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