Hello all. I've grown up. I've changed my pen name. I've watched the last three movies and ST: Discovery. I'm going to finish this story.

I started this story in high school when I was 15 or 16. I'm 27, divorced, a scientist, and I like my story.

Some disclaimers:

I have done James T. Kirk an awful and horrible service with this story. I will correct this.

Some OCs will stay, some will not. I lost almost all of my original story plots with this and am no longer sure where this will go.

I plan on using ENT, DIS, TOS, and the 2009 reboot as cannon. Into Darkness and ST Beyond I have not decided on but I'm not sure what purpose they will serve if I use them or at least wrestle with them.

I think I like DIS Spock the most. I love Zachary Quinto, but this new kid got me feeling hot and bothered ... mmm.

I'm still a weirdo.

I wrote in waaaaaaaay too many stupid details.

Also updating the rating to M and 24 is way too young. 25 is the new 18.

Stay tuned.

The story continues under the original title where this is definitely the Dumb Teen Edition. I hope you enjoy it and my many many many grammar errors, spelling mistakes, and seeming lack of commonsense!

Thanks :)