#131: Lapras
Type: Water/Ice
Average penis length/design: 2 ½ inch, tapered
Lapras are known to carry small Pokémon and humans across the sea on their back. They are some of the most gentle and kind Pokémon and never says no to a quick transport. Even after a won battle, Lapras will always stay to make sure that it's defeated opponent is alright.
This kind nature also comes through when mating. Lapras's gentle nature makes them a bit more submissive than some Pokémon of their size, but male Lapras still know how to give their females a good time, especially with their long dicks.
Lapras courting often involves a female Lapras singing a special song that will, hopefully, pull her potential mate in and get them excited.
#132: Ditto
Type: Normal
Average penis length/design: Literally anything
Ditto have the ability to transform into any Pokémon in the world at will and will even take on their typing, moves, abilities and, of course, genital size. Some may consider Ditto to be the prostitute of the Pokémon world in that it's such a common Pokémon to breed with almost any other species, but the reality is that Ditto loves having a say in a certain Pokémon species population. Ditto are also often used by Pokémon breeders and farmers to help out with the population of single gender Pokémon like Chansey or Tauros.
Ditto cannot mate with other Ditto, however, they reproduce through a process of multiplication where, once they reach a certain age, they can split their genes and create a duplicate of themselves.
#133: Eevee
Type: Normal
Average penis length/design: 7 inch, knotted
Eevee is a Pokémon that is full of possibilities when it comes to evolution. With 8 different Pokémon to choose from, this little brown furball has the potential to be whatever it wants to be.
Eevee itself have a very playful nature, but when it comes to mating, they aren't afraid to get a little messy. Eevee will happily mate with one of its evolved forms, as long as its certain that it won't do anything to harm it. Eevee also tend to find attraction to mates that are interested in becoming the same evolution as itself.
Of course, not all Eevee do evolve, in fact many Eevee are used for their high breeding potential. Eevee are natural born breeders and can easily mate with multiple partners without getting super tired.
#134: Vaporeon
Type: Water
Average penis length/design: 9 inch, tapered
Vaporeon evolve when an Eevee takes on a high amount of water energy through a Water Stone. They are capable of breathing underwater and can bend the pigments of their skin in water to cause them to turn invisible.
Vaporeon will often use this tactic for either waiting for prey or to hide from enemies, but it also provides some benefits for seeking out mates as well. A Vaporeon will blend itself into the water, seek out a potential mate then snatching them and taking them back to its den where Vaporeon will attempt to seduce them. If Vaporeon's potential mate chooses not to mate, then Vaporeon will simply let it go as rape is not in their nature.
#135: Jolteon
Type: Electric
Average penis length/design: 10 inch, spiky
Jolteon are made when an Eevee absorbs the power of electricity through a Thunder Stone. Jolteon are the fastest of its evolutions and can use this speed to seek out food, water and mates the quickest.
Because of the spikes all over their body, it is only fitting that Jolteon's penis would be covered in spikes as well, these spikes give added pleasure to their mate and helps to scrape out competing sperm from a female Pokémon's vagina. Jolteon are also capable of shooting small sparks of electricity through these spikes to send a tingling sensation inside their mate, the sparks are not nearly strong enough to cause any actual harm to the mate, even if it's a non-Electric Type Pokémon.
#136: Flareon
Type: Fire
Average penis length/design: 13 inch, knotted
Flareon evolve when an Eevee absorbs a ton of fire power through a Fire Stone. Flareon are some of the more aggressive of the Eevee evolutions, mostly due to their own heat getting to their heads from time to time, but Flareon do know how to cool down a bit when it comes to mating.
Flareon will court by performing a special dance that involves fire, Vaporeon and Jolteon respectively do the same thing with water and electricity. Flareon also have the largest penis of the Kanto evolutions, so it makes sense that female Flareon are somewhat size queens themselves. Flareon's large penis are capable of increasing up to 250 degrees F just before ejaculation, it is for this reason that they prefer to mate with other Fire Types or any Pokémon that could possibly handle such heat.
#137: Porygon
Type: Normal
Average penis length/design: 7 inch, pyramid shaped
Porygon is a digital made Pokémon that lives inside cyberspace and helps protect computers from viruses and such. Typically, Porygon will travel between computer systems and seek out viruses with an eagle eye, but on good days when computer viruses seem to be more scarce, they may get together and mate.
Porygon don't really need to mate to reproduce since, as long as cyberspace is active, they can somewhat live forever, but that doesn't mean that it's not fun. Porygon are normally genderless, but they can create genitals for themselves using compressed pixels and opening up a small port in their backsides. Porygon genitals don't actually release any fluids, but can still work to give a good amount of pleasure for these digital Pokémon.
#138: Omanyte (Praise lord Helix Fossil)
Type: Rock/Water
Average penis length/design: 3 inch, tentacle like
Omanyte are Pokémon that once roamed the sea millions of years ago and at one point thought to have gone extinct, but modern technology has allowed us to revive these Pokémon and allow them to live their lives as free as possible, unless they are being used by trainers for battle of course.
Omanyte genitals are located just behind the small mouth opening behind their tentacles, and they will usually slip out of their shells to allow easier access for mating. Omanyte penises look like an 11th tentacle that it can move prehensile to snake in and out of its mate. Omanyte are very much caring about getting their once fallen species up and running again, so it will always stay to make sure pregnancy did happen.
#139: Omastar
Type: Rock/Water
Average penis length/design: 5 inch, tentacle like
Omastar's heavy shell gives it somewhat sluggish movement in the deep waters that it used to live in. At the time, there weren't that many fast sea-bearing Pokémon so it was much easier for Omastar to find prey, so one could imagine the time period culture shock when Omastar first saw some of these faster Pokémon upon revival.
Luckily, Omastar have something else going for them, their powerful jaws. If an Omastar happens to latch onto something with it's big, powerful teeth, then it will fight hard to not let go. If an Omastar finds the taste of the creature in its mouth to be not to its liking, or if its too big, then it will use its tentacles to pull it in and start the mating with it.
Like their pre-evolution, mating Omastar will often pop out of their shells and use the tentacles on the side of their face to give added pleasure.
#140: Kabuto
Type: Rock/Water
Average penis length/design: 5 inch, pointed
While Omanyte were thought to be sea dwellers, Kabuto appear to be the cave dwellers of millions of years ago. Kabuto would mostly spend their time clung to walls with their rock hard shell protecting their soft underside and would use the small eyes on its back to see what was around them.
Kabuto share a lot of characteristics with some modern Bug Type Pokémon, and as such they too have genitals that extend from their abdomen, which is usually unseen from inside their shell. Kabuto can't simply attach from their shell like Omanyte as their shell is more of an exoskeleton that is attached to their bodies, so Kabuto mate by having the male Kabuto flip the female onto her back and the male climbs on top before beginning penetration.
#141: Kabutops
Type: Rock/Water
Average penis length/design: 9 inch, pointed
Kabutops are thought to be ancestors of what is now Scyther, this is highly apparent as both Pokémon share the trait of having machete-like arms. Kabutops are highly aggressive and are not afraid to slash something with its arms if agitated, but know to put the knives down when mating, so to speak.
Because Kabutops were rare enough in their own time period, mates are very hard to come by these days so they need to rely on more modern Pokémon to help their population to regrow. If a male and female Kabutops do happen to find one another, then they usually get to mating right away as they know that they were extinct at one point, however most of the time they have to resort to other Pokémon, preferably a Water or Bug Type Pokémon, to help them regrow.
The only time Kabutops will ever use their arms in mating is when they are desperate enough to force Pokémon into submission which, in their time, was a bit more accepted.
#142: Aerodactyl
Type: Rock/Flying
Average penis length/design: 15 inch, tapered
Aerodactyl were once the rulers of the skies that would keep a lookout for prey and sweep down at lightning speed to grab them and feast upon them. Aerodactyl are also very territorial and would put themselves in harm's way to protect their nest, their mate, and their kind.
Nowadays, Aerodactyl will stay up in caves up on the highest mountain tops, searching for prey to feast upon and whatever mate they can get their talons on. Aerodactyl will often look for large flying Pokémon that it will snatch out of the skies and take back to its den before showing that Pokémon, in its mind, a good time.
While Aerodactyl may be an ace at flying, it's actually a bit slower when it comes to walking, so it is possible to outrun Aerodactyl if it does seem like it's running towards you, but then again they prefer flying anyway.
#143: Snorlax
Type: Normal
Average penis length/design: 12 inch, humanoid
Snorlax will eat up to 900 pounds of food a day in one sitting then spend the rest of the day sleeping. There's not much that can disturb a sleeping Snorlax, other than the smell of food or the smell of a female in heat. Any Pokémon larger than or around the same size as Snorlax will often mate with them while they sleep, something that doesn't even bother Snorlax, so when Snorlax do eventually wake up they may find their lower regions coated in sexual fluid.
When real mating does come around, Snorlax don't go quite as slow as say Slowpoke, but they do tend to take it slow and steady and can orgasm from just a snail's pace of about a quarter of a thrust per second and, as if it needed to be said, Snorlax do tend to fall asleep soon after.
That shall do it for this chapter, thank you for reading as always.
The next chapter will be the final chapter for the Kanto Region Pokémon and will include the legends and the Dratini evolutionary family, so keep on the lookout for that.
Take care, stay safe and I'll see you next time!