Lil Cat and Lil Weirdo
S05EP11
Disclaimer: I do not own Victorious. If I did then Cabbie would've been together from that 'Blonde Squad' episode.
Friday morning- The Asphalt Cafe- 8:30am
It was just a regular Friday morning, which was bound to be messed up by something, at Hollywood Arts. It was one day before the Full Moon Jam where Cat was gonna be performing a solo for the first time. It's mental thinking someone of her talent hasn't had a solo on a show. EVER! Anyways, she came in today all jolly (as usual). Her and Robbie where planning on meeting 3-4th period to rehearse her song for the event tomorrow. Hanging out with Robbie is what she looked forward to most out of her school day. Same for Robbie as well as. The dudes been in love her for about 3 years now. The bad thing is, he totally thinks that Cat doesn't feel the same way when that couldn't be any further from the truth. Cat adores Robbie. She spends most days thinking about him and hanging out with him but is to scared to do anything about it. The last time they were close to doing anything romantic was the CowWow dance around a year ago. But we all know how that ended.
Cat: (sitting down next to Jade on the table) Hi
Jade: (staring at her computer) argh Wazz off!
Cat: (super offended) that's so hurtful!
Jade: not you. I was yelling at this dumb computer
Cat: what's the computer ever done to you?
Jade: (sighing taking no notice of Cat's comment) I've been hacked.
Cat: What!
Jade: yep. Some a**hole thought it would be funny to go in my Slap account and take control of everything.
Cat: that's so mean. But wait how do you know you it was definitely a hacking?
Jade: let's see shall we (whips out her phone) let's search my Slap name into the browser. There!
She shows Cat her Slap page which has been completely changed with her banner photo and profile picture consisting of ducks
Cat: why's there only ducks on your screen?
Jade: cuz that cretin put them there whilst deleting everything else. All my Slap videos, GONE. All of my tweets, GONE. All of my creative, negative comments, GONE. (Smacking the table with her hand)
Tori: (walking into their conversation) ok what have I missed?
Cat: Jade got hacked
Tori: What! How?!
Jade: remember that 'BadBunny626' guy that randomly came into the chat on Tuesday?
Tori: um yh
Jade: well he came in, took control of my Slap account and f'ed the whole thing up. Look (showing Tori the 'hacked' Slap page).
Tori: wow
Jade: yh. Thanks a lot Vega
Tori: (confused) and this is my fault how?
Jade: if you had just set that chat to private, we wouldn't have weirdos like this nub, Rex, and your trash bag of a sister.
Trina: (from the distance) I HEARD THAT!
Tori: so what are you gonna do it? Sit back and insult people's family members?
Cat: you could always try to find the guy that did it
Jade: you think it's that easy? This dudes probably living in a basement somewhere in some crappy neighbourhood in California.
Sinjin: (coming from under the table) I can help you if you want. I am a master at tracking these sort of people dow..
Jade: (cutting him off) NO!
Tori: oh c'mon give him a cha- wait why were you under our table?
Jade: and for how long?
Sinjin: umm... you see the thing is...
Sijin bolted out of there as if he was being chased by a pack of wolves. To be honest though, he was up against a p*ssed off Jade West so there ain't much difference if you ask me.
Robbie: um why did I just see Sinjin run past?
Cat: he was hiding under our table.
Tori: yh for an extremely long time.
Robbie: wow what a creep!
Jade: yh this coming from the guy who made cardboard cutouts of Cat
Robbie: (annoyed) that was two years ago!
Tori: and was hiding in my porch sometimes without me knowing.
Jade: wait he actually did that?!
Tori: yh even spied on my date with Ryder
Cat: (innocently) oh the one that used you for a better grade?
Tori: (gritted teeth) yep cheers for reminding me.
Cat: oh your welcome
Robbie: so Cat. You ready for the Full Moon Jam tomorrow?
Cat: absolutely
Tori: what song are you singing?
Cat: Emotions by Mariah Carey
Tori: woah that's a tough song
Jade: yeah no kidding (to Tori)
Cat: (excited) it's one of my favorite songs ever! Well.. after your song of course
Tori: (confused) huh?
Cat: don't you remember? Robbie wrote a song for me after that Evan guy dumped me.
Robbie: yeah. and I hate that Evan guy. He's an *sshole.
Cat gasps
Jade: (patronizingly) ooo did I just a curse word?
Robbie: (apologetically) sorry I got a bit too locked on there
Cat: oh it's ok. (whispers) you're kinda right though
bell rings
Tori: (frustrated) oh great. I've got stupid History class.
Cat: I thought you liked History.
Tori: I do. At least I did before my teacher got dumped by her boyfriend and spends about 80% of the lesson crying into the table. What have you two got?
Robbie: (unenthusiastic) Me and Cat have Math.
Tori: What's wrong with Math?
Robbie: not much, I mean get to sit next to Cat the whole lesson so that's a positive.
Cat blushes ever so slightly.
Tori: So what's the problem then?
Robbie: the teacher doesn't like me
Cat: why do you think that?
Robbie: I dunno. Maybe it's..
Jade: (interrupting) the fact that you bring a puppet to every class.
Robbie: well that's a possibil-
Jade: a very annoying one at that (getting up and walking out)
Robbie: (under his breath) Gank!
{Victorious intro}
Period 3&4- 11:30pm
Cat and Robbie were sat alone in one of the music rooms practising for Cat's performance on Saturday. At the moment, things were going as normal. They were both laughing and giggling with each other, just enjoying being in each other's company. Nothing can go wrong right?
(Cat)
You've got me feeling emotions
Deeper than I've ever dreamed of
You've got me feeling emotions
Higher than the heavens above
Robbie's phone rings
Robbie: (seeing who the caller ID was) oh dammit! (Answering the call) Hey Mamaw.
Cat rolls her eyes in the background. Her and Robbie's grandma aren't exactly best friends
Robbie: Sorry I can't come over on Saturday. It's the Full Moon Jam remember... it's a school concert... No I can't skip it Cat's performing solo for the first ti-... Hey! Don't call her that!...Mamaw her Red hair looks fine... No it hasn't leaked into her brain... You know what I've gotta go (hangs up the phone)
Cat: (concerned) what was she saying about me?
Robbie: umm (not knowing how to answer) let's just start from the chorus shall we.
Cat: (uneasy) yh sure.
Robbie: hey Cat
Cat: yep
Robbie: Listen I'm sorry about my Grandma. I know she can be a bit of a... critical person.
Cat: yh I sort of noticed
Robbie: but hey she's probably salty cuz her relationship with her husband is just sour.
Cat: really? How bad?
Robbie: well all day Grandma just yells at him 'TURN UP THE HEAT!' and he just yells 'NO!'.
Cat: oh
Robbie: anyways (holding his guitar) wanna take it from the top?
Cat: yh. But wait.. can I ask you something?
Robbie: yh of course.
Cat: (nervously) are you thinking about going out with anyone?
Robbie: (confused) uuuuhhhh nope. Why?
Cat: (not wanting to reveal the real answer) umm... I just remember last week when we were sitting by the lockers and all those couples walked past then I saw you looking all sad.
Robbie: pfft cmon I wasn't sad
Cat: (in a teasing tone): don't lie to me
Robbie: (sighs) ok.. I guess I was a little sad.
Cat: why was that?
Robbie: well it's just... I... it doesn't matter
Cat: (worried) no it does. To me
Robbie: it's just... I dunno... I'm just lonely and useless
Cat: (annoyed) what makes you think that?!
Robbie: oh cmon Cat everybody knows it
Cat: Well I don't!
Robbie: well I do. You do realise that every girl that I've ever asked out has rejected me. Every single one!
Cat: didn't you have a date like...(trying to remember) 2 years ago.
Robbie: yes! Two DAMN years since my last date. Plus, I choose not to remember that date
Cat: why don't you wanna remember it?
Robbie: I brought Rex with me and he ruined the whole thing.
Cat: oh
Robbie: but surely you get my point Cat. Barely any girl can stand the sight of me let alone go out with me.
Cat: (in protest) I can stand the sight of you. (In a sad tone) or am i not enough?
Robbie: course you are. You one of the greatest friends I ever had.
Cat blushes
Robbie: but even you know I'm not gonna get anybody in my lifetime
Cat: (angry) That's not true!
Robbie: oh cmon Cat. Name one girl who would even entertain the idea of dating Robbie Shapiro
Cat: (Shouting) ME. BECAUSE I LOVE YOU!
Both Cat and Robbie were stood frozen looking at each other. Cat couldn't believe what she actually just said. Robbie was in shock as the girl of his dreams, of 3 years, just confessed her love for him. Whereas Cat, on the other hand, the thing she was thinking in her head was 'OMG I've messed things up'.
Cat: (hands covering her mouth) oh my God!
Cat, without even thinking, bolted outta there. Robbie tried to go after her but ended up tripping over the guitar that was placed on the floor next to his chair. He landed chest first onto floor and just stayed their until lunch started. Poor Rob I'm a right?
Sikowitz's Class- 2pm
Lunch has ended. Cat was hiding in God knows where. Sikowitz was late to class. Just a regular day at the office if you ask me.
Tori: (frustrated) urgh where is he?!
Andre: (looking at his phone): oh I know. Sikowitz just tweeted "To all the students in my afternoon class, I am going to be EXTRAORDINARILY late. There's an infestation of viscous mice in my bedroom that I need to take care of. Good day".
Jade: looks like we've the whole lesson to ourselves.
Robbie: (sarcastically) yh great. An hour with good ol Jade West.
Jade: what was that?
Robbie: you heard me
Toti: what's up with you?
Robbie: nothing
Andre: well that's obviously a lie.
Robbie: (agitated) Why do you people think I have a problem?!
Tori: well 1. You're clearly agitated. 2. You're making snarky remarks at Jade without running away... or peeing yourself.
Jade: oh cmon guys. It's not that hard to figure out.
Tori: um I'm not following
Jade: who was Robbie with last period before lunch?
Andre: well Cat obviously
Tori: actually come to think of it, where is Cat?
Andre: yh and what does Robbie being sad have to do wit- (realising something) oooohhhh
Tori: what? I still don't get it
Jade: (faceplams) are you that unaware of the world around you Vega?
Tori: (offended) hey!
Jade: you really don't know do you?
Tori: what don't I know?
Andre: Robbie likes Cat
Robbie: wait you guys knew?
Jade: um of course. You're one of the most obvious people I know
Andre: most people knew
Robbie just groans and slides down to the floor.
Tori: hey Robbie.
Robbie: (depressive) yes
Tori: you know, if Cat doesn't have feelings for you, it's not the end of the world.
Robbie: no you don't understand
Tori: what do you mean?
Jade: wait wait wait. Tell me what happened in detail between you two.
Robbie: (getting back on his chair) well... we were practicing for Cat's performance. Obviously. Then my grandma called me and was askin-
Jade: yh blah blah blah just cut to the chase
Robbie: Alright! (Sighs) We were talking. She asked me if I was thinking about dating anyone. Then I went into a rant about how I'm a loser and how I'll never get a girl.
Tori: No you can't say that about yourself.
Robbie: I can. Plus it's true anyways. But Cat she... she got angry about it and then...
Tori: then what?
Robbie: she said she loved me.
Andre: really?!
Robbie: yes
Tori: wow
Jade: (chuckles) ha I knew this was coming
Tori: how?!
Jade: oh cmon you guys. Cat is probably just as obvious as Robbie.
Tori: wait hang on. Isn't this a great thing Robbie? She pretty much feels the same way as you.
Robbie: that's what I thought. But after she said that she just ran away.
Tori: well.. maybe she's just scared
Robbie: scared of what? Dating me? Cuz that's clearly obvious.
Tori: No. Not like that. I meant that she might be scared of her feelings.
Robbie: how? She never had a problem dating guys before. And she doesn't seem to have a problem running away from me most of the time.
Andre: what are you talking about?
Robbie: remember the Cow Wow dance we had last year. Well I tried asking her to the dance but she ran away before I could even finish.
Tori: oh
Robbie: oh then after she got kicked in her head and we listened to Tori and Andre's song {Here's 2 Us} I kissed her and then she runs away again.
Tori: (Surprised) wait you kissed her?!
Robbie: yep
Jade: what and you're surprised she ran away?
Tori: (to Jade) Seriously?!
Andre: (sarcastically) you know you're such a positive influence
Jade smirks
Robbie: oh and did I ever tell you the time when I asked her to the 'Promme' and she made up a fake date just so that she couldn't with me.
Jade: wait she actually did that?
Robbie: yh. And she named him 'Tug'.
Andre: nah I'm pretty sure she had a date that night.
Tori: yh I think I took a picture with the- (seeing Robbie walking towards the door) Where are you going?
Robbie: (sad) Home
Robbie walks out through the door that's next to the stage looking like he's lost all the will to live.
Tori: no wait don't lea- (door shuts) aaand he's gone.
All of a sudden, Sinjin bursts through the main door with a PearBook in his hands.
Sinjin: Jade! Jade I found em
Andre: (surprised) woah woah woah what are you doing?
Jade: GET OUTTA HERE!
Sinjin: wait but I...
Jade: I nothing. GO!
Tori: wait, what are you here for anyways?
Sinjin: I came to tell Jade that I tracked down the person who hacked her Slap page.
Jade: Wait are you serious?
Sinjin: yes
Jade: well who is it then?
Sinjin: (sighs) you're not gonna like this (shows her the computer screen)
Tori: all I see is an address.
Sinjin: I know but it's about whose living there
Jade: (annoyed) well hurry up and spiil it.
Sinjin: that (pointing to the screen) is the house of Lindsay Goldsmith
Jade: LINDSAY!
Yes. Remember the girl who poisoned Jade in one of the earlier episodes just cuz she didn't get her way with Beck. Yeah. That girl.
Tori: wait. Her?!
Jade: yeah
Andre: hang on?! Why would SHE wanna hack you?
Jade: cuz the girl is CLEARLY still salty
Tori: over what? You've never had any beef with her
Jade: well I guess me and Beck never told you the story
Tori: (confused) what story?
Jade: (sighs) remember that time when I got sent to the hospital for 2 days
Tori: yh what about that?
Jade: SHE is the girl that caused it. She poisoned me.
Andre: poisoned! How?!
Jade: I dunno. That day she just came up to me with a cup of coffee, I drank it then about an hour later I'm coughing up all sorts of crap.
Andre: but why would she do something like that anyway?
Jade: because. She's a little brat who threw a hissy fit as soon as she didn't get her way with Beck.
Tori: (Realisation) oh I remember. Beck rejected her in front of the whole Ashphalt Cafe didn't he?
Jade: Yep. And in order to get revenge...
Andre: (interrupting) She decided to go after you
Jade: Yes. Except now, she's trying to get revenge on me again.
Tori: what do you mean 'again'?
Jade: (groan) urgh why is there so much to explain? (Sigh) after Beck figured out that Lindsay was the cause of all this, he ordered Robbie to go and get puka fish and bring to her house. Which is why she ended up in the hospital too.
Tori: so that's why she hacked you.
Jade: yeah way to state the obvious Vega.
Andre: so what are you gonna do now?
Jade: I dunno. You (pointing to Tori) meet me after school at the Black Box theatre.
Tori: wait why do I have to come?
Jade: cuz why not Tori. Plus you owe me after all.
Tori: yh because it's my fault that some psycho is obsessed with your boyfriend so much that she's willing to poison and hack you.
Andre: yh it is
Tori: Andre?!
Andre: (giggling) I'm kidding
Frank's Cupcakes- 4:30pm
Andre was walking home from school with a bag of groceries and medication (for his Grandma). As he was walking by Frank's Cupcakes, he heard a crying sound nearby. At first he thought he was hearing things but that sound continued, and it sounded like it was coming from behind the dumpster. And it sounded familiar. Well he was correct on that cuz he found Cat (who had streams of makeup going down her face) sitting against the brick wall with a large packet of bibble in her hand.
Andre: (shocked) Cat?!
Cat: (depressed) sup
Andre: what on earth are you doing?
Cat: well you know... just eating bibble
Andre: and crying... next to a dumpster
Cat: I guess you could say that.
Andre: cmon Cat. Why are you so sad?
Cat: (sigh) I'm not that sad
Andre: (sarcastically) yh cuz crying and stuffing your face with bibble is sooo normal
Cat: yes
Andre: cmon. Who spends they're time crying next to a dumpster for no reason?
Cat: my brother
Andre: (sigh) listen I know what happened between you and Robbie.
Cat: you do?
Andre: yep
Cat: (smacking her head against the wall) dammit.
Andre: yh he looked super bummed out. He even gave attitude to Jade of all people.
Cat then proceeds to cry even more. The last thing she would ever wanna do is make the person she loved miserable. But in her mind, she had ruined everything.
Andre: (concerned) Cat! What's wrong?
Cat: (crying) I've ruined everything
Andre: (pulling Cat into a hug) cmon don't say that
Cat: it's true though. All I've ever done is hurt his feelings.
Andre: what do you mean?
Cat: I always run away from him. (Sighs) you know he's been feeling like he doesn't deserve anybody for so long now. No girl at this school seems to care about his feelings. Only I do. But every time I keep stomping on them.
Andre: well... why do you always run away?
Cat: I don't wanna talk about it.
Andre: Cat. You ain't gonna feel any better if you keep bottling up your emotions.
Cat: (sighs) I... I-I'm a curse
Andre: (confused) curse?!
Cat: Yes! Every single one of my relationships has ended in disaster.
Andre: don't say that.
Cat: it's true though. Remember how my relationship with Daniel ended.
Andre: yep. Less said about that the better.
Cat: Remember that boy Evan, he saw how I really looked and didn't wanna date me anymore.
Andre: oh
Cat: Even Tug. We were meant to go on another date the week after prom but then I saw him at the mall with his arm around another girl.
Andre: Damn. That's rough.
Cat: (getting more emotional) You see what I'm saying, every relationship ends horribly for me. I would never want that to happen to me and Robbie. What we have is too special.
Andre: I know but, you can't keep bottling up your emotions like this. I mean look what's happened today. Robbie's depressed and you're crying next to a dumpster near a donut shop. You say you don't ruin what you two have but the longer you carry on like this, your friendship's gonna go south.
Cat: I dunno though. I just want us both to be happy.
Andre: Are you both happy now?!
Cat had no response to that question. I mean he did have a point. You guys saw how moody Robbie was in class. All of this "in-between" stuff they had going on would've benefited nobody in the end. But Cat was still scared though. She was frightened at the thought of losing Robbie for good but she was on course for that already.
Full Moon Jam- Asphalt Cafe- 8:05pm
Tonight was the big night. The school's last big event of 2013 before the new year. Andre was the MC again this year as the original one called in shock the day before. Everything was going smoothly until he realised that he hadn't seen Cat all night. She had to show up by 8:55 if she wanted to sing her song at 9:05 otherwise she'd be cut off. Elsewhere, Lindsay was at this event and Tori was helping Jade with their little revenge plan. Well.. moreso Jade's revenge plan.
Tori: (on the phone to Jade) Are you sure this is gonna work?
Jade: (in a different room in school) yes I'm sure. Now hurry up!
Tori: (rolling her eyes) whatever
She sees Lindsay by the food table talking to Berf and decides to make her move.
Tori: (to Lindsay) oh hello
Lindsay: oh.. hey Tori
Tori: listen, do you mind if I talk to you for a minute? Like... (pointing to the school building) inside
Lindsay: Actually I'm in the middle of an important conversation so... I can't help you.
Berf: we're talking about who we think is gonna die in Defenders of the Universe
Tori: what's so important about that?!
Lindsay: um more important than what you've got to offer so.. run along now
Tori: (in her head) b*tch!
Tori: trust me it's REALLY important, and I can't have it any other time.
Lindsay: (sighs) fine whatever. But you better not waste my time!
They both went off together. Lindsay is a real b*tch isn't she. Meanwhile, Andre was wandering all around the place looking for Cat. She had to be there by 8:55 or else her spot on the show will be cut. He asking pretty much everyone in his path for her whereabouts but was meet with huge series of 'NOs'. Where was the crazy redhead? Was he ever gonna find her in time?
Andre: (to Sinjin) yo Sinj
Sinjin: yes Andre
Andre: Have you seen Cat by any chance tonight?
Sinjin: nope. I've been too busy helping Jade and Tori all night.
Andre: well can you help me find her?
Sinjin: sure thing. Where should we loo- (interrupted by his ringtone) Hello. Oh hey Mum. (Turning attention back to Andre) oh sorry I gotta take this. (Walks off)
Andre: Hey wait, I thought you were gonna- whatever man.
Andre, who's just very ticked off at this point, ends up bumping into somebody you'd least expect.
Andre: (bumping into someone) oh sorry my ba- wait a minute
Sam: uh do I know you?
Andre: man how could I forget. The legendary Sam Puckett.
Sam: and you are?
Andre: I'm Andre. One of Cat's friends.
Sam still doesn't recall.
Andre: remember we met at Kenan Thompson's party. That time you beat Rex at a rap battle. We all did karaoke. There was a... panda.
Sam: (suddenly remembering) oooh now I remember.
Andre: so, what are you doing around here?
Sam: well I just came back from Seattle today. And I thought instead of going back to the apartment, I thought I'd come here and surprise Cat with these babies (holding a bag of doughnuts).
Andre: doughnuts?
Sam: No! These are deep-fried doughnuts.
Andre: who in the name of gravy deep-fries doughnuts?
Sam: my friend T-bo. (Takes one out of the bag) want one?
Andre: nah I'm good. That looks like a heart attack waiting to happen.
Sam: Your loss I guess (Takes a bite out of the doughnuts). You seen Cat?
Andre: Nope. Haven't seen her all night.
Sam: Really?! I thought she'd be here by now.
Andre: well she isn't. (Sighs) And I think I know why.
Sam: Tell me
Andre: well... it's kind of a long story. So buckle up.
Janitors closet - 8:10pm
Tori had successfully lead Lindsay into the Janitor's Closet (where everyone seems to wanna talk nowadays at Hollywood Arts). Lindsay was initially confused as to why Tori wanted to talk to her so much. Turns out there is a good reason.
Lindsay: so... are you gonna explain what the HELL I'm doing here?
Tori: yes. And it's for good reason.
Lindsay: (impatient) well go on then.
Tori: I know what you did.
Lindsay: (confused) huh?
Tori: to Jade. The coffee poisoning. The hacking of her slap account. EVERYTHING!
Lindsay was taken back by this. How could someone have found out about her wrong doings? She was so under the radar, in her head, that it would've been impossible for people to suspect her. At least that's what she thought.
Lindsay: (startled) I-I have no idea what you're talking about.
Tori: there's no point lying about now Lindsay. You've been found out. Me and Jade already know.
Lindsay: You've got the wrong girl!
Tori: hey! Just own up to it. Plus, I'm not gonna tell anyone else anyways (slight smirk)
Lindsay: (confused) wait... what do you mean?!
Tori: listen... keep this between you and me... but I think Jade deserved it.
Lindsay: what?! Wait aren't you two friends or something?
Tori: (laughing) oh please. My acting can't be THAT good can it? I'm only pretending. Why would I EVER be friends with a girl that disrespectful and cold and manipulative. A girl like her doesn't deserve a guy like Beck.
Lindsay: (intrigued) well you're right on that one.
Tori: oh and do you wanna know another secret?
Lindsay: what?
Tori: I once rejected a kiss from Beck because I was worried about how Jade would feel. Can you IMAGINE that? I spent so long trying to be nice to that girl yet all I got was her stuck up b*tch attitude. Imagine considering somebody like that as a "friend".
Lindsay: I can't
Tori: and think about what she's doing to Beck. Would Beck ever think about hurting anyone in revenge let alone poison someone with puka fish? That's the effect of even associating with a girl like her.
Lindsay: (coming to an agreement) yh... you're right. I mean know Beck to be a laid back mature, (starts to sound sweet) and gentle soul. (then turns bitter) only Jade would be a girl to mess that up. Urgh, I just wish that that coffee had done a lot worse!
Tori: oh wait, so you admit it then?
Lindsay: you know what... YES! I did do all of that. And I enjoyed every single second of it.
Tori: good! It's about time girls like her got a lesson. Did you know she was trying to use me to get to you today?
Lindsay: really?
Tori: yh
Lindsay: (scoffs) unbelievable (with relief) you know what, I'm glad there's someone that hates Jade as much as I do.
Tori: yep same here.
Lindsay: you know what, since we're on the same page, do you wanna help me with my next plan?
Tori: wait you're going after her again?!
Lindsay: yh of course. You thought I was just gonna stop at hacking. No no no no no. I'm only just started. Are you in?
Lindsay puts her hand out to offer a handshake.
Tori: (shakes her hand) I'm in!
Wow! Talk about a twist to the tale!
Asphalt Cafe- 8:07pm
Sam: wow. Talk about a hot mess.
Andre was just done explaining to Sam the whole Cat and Robbie debacle. Sam describes it the best, it really is a mess.
Andre: yep tell me about it.
Sam: (sighs) I'll be back (starts walking away)
Andre: wait we are you going?
Sam: I think I know where Cat might be
Andre: where?
Sam: (getting on her motorcycle) I'll bring her back in no time.
Sam drove off on her motorcycle out of the car park, headed to wherever she thought Cat was. Which if you think about it, it's kind of obvious once we get there.
Sam and Cat's apartment- 8:25pm
Instead of being at the Full Moon Jam, Cat was slumped on the couch in her and Sam's apartment all up in her feelings. Whilst eating popcorn. You'd think she would try to sneak her secret stash of bibble but even THAT wasn't enjoyable for her right now. That just sums up how she was feeling. Everything was a mess in her head. She thought that er friendship with Robbie was in tatters because of her "stupid" fear of letting him get too close. No matter how many so-called reality checks Andre could give her, he couldn't surely understand what it's like to be in her position. Nobody could. Right?
Sam: (coming in through the front door) momma's back!
Cat: (with an extreme sense of relief) SAM! (running to the front door)
Cat ran up to Sam and gave her the biggest hug she's ever given her. She pretty much holds on to the girl like she's hanging on the edge of a cliff. Cat, in her head, needed at least one thing positive this week.
Sam: (with Cat still hugging her tightly) whoa whoa relax. I was only gone for a few days.
Cat: (letting go) I know. It's just...
Sam: just... what?
Cat: well things have been kinda stressful lately...and I... (getting emotional) I just need a hug (hugs Sam again)
Sam: oh okay. Well what is it that's been bugging you out?
Cat: (lets go) ummm... you know.. just
Sam: Robbie. Love problems. Is that it?
Cat: (startled) Wait?! How did you...
Sam: (interrupting) I went you're school straight from airport.
Cat: why?
Sam: well for one, I wanted to surprise you with these babies (holding the bag of deep fried doughnuts)
Cat: what are those?
Sam: these.. are deep fried doughnuts. My friend T-bo made them at Groovy Smoothie.
Cat: they look... unhealthy
Sam: well don't tell me tell him! Plus where's the fun in healt- Hey! Don't change the subject!
Cat squeals
Sam: anyways, I also wanted to surprise you there. But then I bumped into your friend Andre and he was looking for you. Then, he told me pretty much everything.
Cat: (sighs) I'm so awful (sits and slumps down on the couch)
Sam: Hey! (Sitting next to Cat) Don't say that about yourself!
Cat: it's true. You don't understand this.
Sam: and what makes you think that I don't?
Cat: well, have you ever felt that you can't love someone because it'll just be a disaster in the end?
Sam: um.. kinda
Cat: really?
Sam: yh. About 2 years. Me and Freddie. I mean it's no where near as messy your situation. No offense.
Cat: it's ok
Sam: I had a crush on Freddie and the idea of that drove me INSANE! It felt... wrong at the time. I'd spent years punching that dude's head in and all of a sudden I'm in love with the guy?
Cat: yh that is pretty weird
Sam: tell me about it. But I couldn't help it. So you wanna know what I did to deal with it.
Cat: you told him how you felt?
Sam: well maybe not.. told. I just randomly... well... not randomly... I kissed him outta the blue one night at school. Then I... checked myself into a mental hospital
Cat: (gasps) why did you do that for?
Sam: (defensive) I felt that I was going mental. I'd like to see you try and fall in love with a Benson.
Cat: (slight giggle) well I'm in love with a Shapiro.
Sam: not gonna lie that sounds kinda worse
Cat: (gasps) SAM! (offended)
Sam: chill dude I'm kidding.
Cat: wait so what happened afterwards?
Sam: well, Freddie and Carly... and Gibby managed to find me and it turns out that Benson wanted a piece of mama as well.
Cat: (confused) I don't get it
Sam: (sighs) he liked me back! And we actually made a go of it. For about a month.
Cat: why what happened?
Sam: I dunno. We just didn't really click in... that way
Cat: oh (disappointed) so I guess I'm not alone then.
Sam: what do you mean?
Cat: relationships ending in disasters
Sam: I mean... l wouldn't call it a disaster. We were still cool with each other afterwards. Well.. to a certain degree at least. Basically what I'm saying is that if you and this Robbie dude are true friends, it shouldn't matter what happens in the future. Even if you break up.
Cat: but what about all the other boys? I haven't spoken to any one of them since.
Sam: I think I know why
Cat: you do?
Sam: yh. 1. They're probably jerks and don't deserve to even touch a female anyways. 2. Did any of those guys make you feel like you do with Robbie?
That was the question that Cat needed for about a year now. None of those guys made Cat feel like she does with Robbie. How could she have been so blind?
Asphalt Cafe- 8:45pm
Andre was looking at his watch wondering where on earth 'litte red hiding hood' had gone. She had about 10 minutes to show up or she was off the show. Meanwhile, throughout the entire show, Robbie on one of the tables alone (with Rex), mainly just moping about everything.
Rex: man can you be any more miserable?
Robbie: how do you know I'm miserable?
Rex: let me give you a hint. You're sat on some random ass table. Your hand's been underneath your chin the whole time.
Robbie: well can you blame me?
Rex: YES! You're killing the mood man!
Robbie: you know what. I'm not in the mood right now
Robbie shoves Rex into his backpack. Normally, he can tolerate Rex's teasing and taunting but after this kind of week, he wasn't having any of it. He's just getting over the concept of him and Cat never being. He's felt like this before but this time it's different. Mainly because he now knows that Cat feels the same way but just doesn't want to date, for reasons he doesn't know yet. He was thinking about skipping the Full Moon Jam in general, just like Cat tried to do. But he just couldn't miss Cat performing her first solo at Hollywood Arts because after all, she'll always be his best friend. But anyways, enough about Robbie feeling sorry for himself, let's check on Tori and her new-found friend in Lindsay.
School Hallway- 8:50pm
Tori and Lindsay were sitting on the stairway that's in the centre of the hallway. Lindsay was explaining some of the messed plans that she had for Jade. Tori was wondering what on earth was going on in this girls head. She makes Jade seem like Mother Terressa.
Tori: umm are you sure that's even legal?!
Lindsay: well... (with a smirk) I don't think anything I've done has been legal so far.
Tori: Can I ask you a question?
Lindsay: yh go ahead
Tori: Are you sure it's a good idea to go to all these lengths? For Beck?
Lindsay: pfft yes of course it is. Why wouldn't it b- wait... are you having 2nd thoughts?!
Tori: no no no. I'm just saying that if you get found out you could go to jail for a really long time.
Lindsay: oh come on Tori. Nobody has anything on us. Plus, you'd think after that hacking the police would be onto something by now.
Tori: yh I guess so
Tori receives a text on her PearPhone.
Tori: hey. If you go through that plan of yours, I think there's something in the janitor's closet that could help.
Lindsay: like what?
Tori: I'll show you
Tori and Lindsay walk over the closet door. However, as soon as Lindsay enters the closet, Tori immediately shuts the door from the outside and locks it with a key.
Lindsay: (trying to open the door) HEY! What the hell are you doing?!
Tori: (sarcastically) nothing much
Lindsay: LET ME OUTTA HERE!
Tori: yh I can't do that
Lindsay: Why not?!
Tori: Are you really that stupid? Did you really think I was gonna help you harm one of my friends?
Lindsay: (stunned) what?! But you sai-
Tori: I told you I was a good actor
Then Jade comes in along side her.
Jade: (to Tori) you're alright I guess
Lindsay: JADE?!
Jade: oh. Are you surprised to see me? (Turning to Tori) you can go now Vega.
Tori: And what are you gonna do?
Jade: don't worry about it. I won't be long
Tori walks out of the hallway and back into the event. Leaving Jade with Lindsay.
Jade: well looky what we have here.
Lindsay just stays silent.
Jade: Oh. Have you got nothing to say to me now? You know for someone who's willing to poison me into hospital, I didn't really have you as the shy type.
Lindsay: (trying to reason with Jade) listen. I'll admit that I went a little extreme. How about we... ya know... just move past this and forget this ever happened.
This is clearly Lindsay trying to weasel her way out of this mess.
Jade: Ha! You really are a comedian aren't you?
Lindsay: listen I-
Jade: (aggressive) no YOU LISTEN! You put me in the hospital for 3 damn days! And my Slap account, you can have it for all I care, but poisoning me, don't you even think about me letting that go.
Lindsay: well you know what you deserved it. People like you don't deserve people like Beck. And besides you don't have proof of anything. Who's to say I'll stop where I am
Jade: oh you will! Unless you wanna go to jail.
Jade whips out her phone and plays a recording. A recording that includes Lindsay admitting to doing what she did to Jade.
Jade: see this (pointing to her phone) is you admitting everything you've done to me in the last two months. Now I can easily go to the police with this. And considering that Tori's dad is a cop, it won't be that difficult.
Lindsay: NO! You can't do this to me!
Jade: Oh I can! But you know what... I might not
Lindsay: really?
Jade: well... sort of. You have to do something for me first.
Lindsay: and what's that?
Jade: you NEVER! Come near me or Beck ever again! In fact, don't even try to think about Beck. Cuz if you ever try to mess with me or him again, your sorry ass will be in jail.
Lindsay: (sighs in defeat) ok
Jade: what was that?
Lindsay: I SAID OK! Now let me outta here!
Jade: I don't think so
Jade takes the key out of the lock.
Lindsay: What are you doing?
Jade: I'd make myself comfortable I were you. And by the way, the janitor can't open the door without his keys so... (Jade dumps the janitor's keys in the trash can next to the door) have a goodnight Lindsay.
Jade walks away with a massive smirk on her face. It's safe to say that Lindsay's going be in that closet for quite a while.
Asphalt Cafe- 8:54pm
Andre and the rest of the gang (minus Robbie) were still waiting for Cat to turn up. It was looking like she was definetly gonna no-show it because of her mess of a love life. Andre was hoping that Sam had found the girl already, but it might be to late. What a shame!
Random Producer: Yo Andre. You seen Cat yet?
Andre: (sighs) Nope
Tori: Well where is she?
Andre: (sarcastic) Yh cuz I have the answer to that
Random Producer: well if she ain't here, she's gonna have to be cut I'm afraid
Andre: Oh Dang it!
Just as Cat was about to get cut, a huge crash is heard at the fruit punch stand. The gang go over to see what's happened only to see that it's Sam and Cat on the floor, along with Sam's motorcycle. And the smashed fruit punch stand.
Tori: OH MY GOD CAT! (Going to pick her up) ARE YOU OK?!
Cat: (dazed) Yh I-I think so
Andre: (picking Sam up) You do realise we have a car park over there (pointing to the car park)
Sam: (looking at the remains of the fruit punch stand) yh. sorry about that. I was in a rush to get her here. And I guess I um... lost control
Cat: (still dazed) have you seen Robbie?
Tori: umm I saw him earlier. I was gonna talk to him but I was too busy helping Jade
Andre: with what? And where is she?
Jade walks into the scene
Jade: (walking in) What the hell happened here?!
Cat: Sam crashed our motorcycle into the fruit punch stand.
Sam: (offended) OUR?!
Cat: I-I mean your motorcycle.
Jade: Where the hell were you all night?
Sam: She was at home all night. Because of-
Jade: cuz of Robbie right?!
Cat: wait how did you know?
Jade: oh cmon Cat. I'm your best friend. You think I don't know what's wrong with you.
Tori: and you didn't help her?
Jade: she didn't answer my calls and texts
Cat: (apologetically) Sorry
Jade: don't worry about it
Robbie walks into the scene after hiding inside school moping about his life.
Robbie: (stunned) woah! What the hell happened?!
Tori: Sam and Cat crashed into th-..
Cat: (running to Robbie) ROBBIE!
Cat gives Robbie the biggest hug she's given him ever. After everything that's happened, this hug was needed for both of them.
Robbie: (concerned) Cat are you okay?
Sam: we crashed into your little punch stand. (Licking the the fruit punch juice off her fingers) Thank God we did as well. This punch sucks!
Cat: (hugging Robbie tighter) I'm so so sorry
Robbie: don't worry about it. It was an accident
Cat: (letting go) not that! I meant everything! For breaking your heart. For making you feel that you weren't loved by anybody. When I love you more than anything on the planet
Robbie: (emotional) Really?
Cat: Yes really. I was too afraid of our friendship getting ruined and I let it come between us.
Robbie: what made you think that?
Cat: I thought I was a curse. All my past relationships were a disaster before now. I didn't wanna lose you as well. You're too important to me.
Robbie: Cat. No matter what happens between us, I'll never hate you nor lose you.
Cat: well I know that now
Sam: (interrupting) Thanks to me!
Cat: (giggling) Yes.
Robbie: so what are you saying? Do you wanna make a go of things? I mean I can be a nightmare to deal with at times
Jade: Tell me about it
Tori: (to Jade) SHHHHH
Cat: Does this answer your question?
Cat and Robbie get closer and they finally share that long awaited kiss (which turns into a makeout session). After a full year since the Cow Wow dance, they finally seal the deal. No ifs buts and maybes anymore. Cabbie is finally a thing! :)
Tori: awwwwww
Jade: I mean I would gag right now but since it's Cat I'll refrain.
Andre: (sarcastically) yh cuz everybody just loves your makeout sessions with Beck
Jade rolls her eyes
Andre: um Cat, I know you wanna smack lips with Robbie but you're on in 5 minutes.
Cat: (suddenly realizing) Oh Shoot!
Cat runs off towards the Stage.
Robbie: (Shouting towards Cat from a distance) GOOD LUCK!
Cat: (shouting from a distance) KAY KAY!
Sam: (To Andre) umm do I have to pay for any of this? (Pointing towards the smashed up stand)
Andre: ummmmmm
Sam: I mean I wouldn't do it anyways, I'm just making sure
Tori: lucky for you Principal Helen didnt see you
Sam: who cares. I've never cared about any principal said back in Seattle so I ain't gonna start now.
Jade: well you can say that again.
Sam: you guys wanna get in the front row?
Tori: it's already full
Sam: don't worry. I'll sort it (cracking her fists)
Asphalt Cafe- 9:05pm
The moment is finally here. Cat's first solo performance at Hollywood Arts. Now that Cat and Robbie have hooked up there isn't a more perfect song for her to sing than the one she's gonna sing now.
Andre: Wassup everybody. Lets make some noise for Cat Valentine
Cat goes on stage and is a little bit nervous, like anyone would in their first solo. But one glance at Robbie, who was standing front row, was enough to take all of that nervousness out of her.
(Cat)
You've got me feeling emotions
Deeper than I've ever dreamed of
You've got me feeling emotions
Higher than the heavens above
I feel good
I feel nice
I've never felt so satisfied
I'm in love
I'm alive
Intoxicated
Flying high
It feels like a dream
When you touch me tenderly
I don't know if it's real
But I like the way I feel inside
You've got me feeling emotions
Deeper than I've ever dreamed of
You've got me feeling emotions
Higher than the heavens above
In the morning when I rise
You are the first thing on my mind
And in the middle of the night
I feel your heartbeat next to mine
It feels like a dream
When you love me tenderly
I don't know if you're for real
But I like the way I feel inside
You've got me feeling emotions
Deeper than I've ever dreamed of
You've got me feeling emotions
Higher than the heavens above
You've got me feeling emotions
Deeper than I've ever dreamed of
You've got me feeling emotions
Higher than the heavens above
You know the way to make me lose control
When you're looking into my eyes
You make me feel so high
You've got me feeling emotions
Deeper than I've ever dreamed of
You've got me feeling emotions
Higher than the heavens above
You've got me feeling emotions, yes you do
You've got me feeling emotions, yeah
You've got me feeling higher
Sam and Cat's Apartment- 12:59am
After the Full Moon Jam ended, Sam, Cat and Robbie all went back to the apartment. They stayed up for hours watching any crappy film that was on Schneider Bakery at that time. Cat and Robbie were pretty much cuddled up together on the couch for the whole night whereas Sam just watched the TV and them from the kitchen table.
Sam: Urgh can you guys chill with the lovey dovey crap? It's making me sick!
Robbie: You don't have to watch us you know
Cat: Don't mind her. She's really cranky when she's tired
Sam: Damn right I am. Believe it or not crashing into a stand with crappy fruit stand takes a lot outta you. And my motorcycle! (Pointing towards her scrtached motorcycle)
Cat: (reasurring) Don't you have that mechanic guy on speed dial?
Sam: Yh but he charges premium prices during the holiday period. So I am stuck with these scratches till at least New Year's
Robbie: but aren't you guys charging premium for the holidays as well.
Sam: (defensive) hey that's different. We're looking after kids
Robbie: I thought you said you care about your motorcycle than any kid in the world.
Sam: well yh but... Listen just shut up and get back to snoodling with Cat. (Walking away) Good Night!
Cat: Night Sam
Sam: Whatever
Robbies sees a text on his phone from his Dad.
Robbie: (sighs) Oh dang it!
Cat: What is it?
Robbie: It's my Dad telling me to come home. I'm past curfew for about an hour.
Cat: oh
Robbie: but we can hang out tomorrow. well that's if my dad doesn't ground me of course
Cat giggles.
Robbie: I'll see you tomorrow
Cat: Kay Kay! (realising something) ooo wait!
Robbie: (Stopping at the door) what is it?
Cat: I've got something I wanna give you first.
Cat goes over to the window where there's a small box.
Cat: ya see when my Nona and Grandpa were younger, they both had matching necklaces. They carried it everywhere with them until um... Grandpa died
Robbie: ok
Cat: So. When Grandpa passed, she kept the necklaces in this box as a memory of him. And she told me that when I find someone I fall in love with, I should give one of them to him. (opening the box to reveal 2 beautiful ruby necklaces) So now I'm giving it to you.
Robbie didn't know what to say.
Cat: Do you like it?
Robbie: (stunned) absolutely. I don't know what to say.
Cat takes one of the necklaces out of the box and puts it around her neck. Robbie, still stunned at Cat's beautiful gesture, slowly takes the other one out and puts it around his neck.
Robbie: Thank You Cat. Are you sure about this though? I mean it is your grandpa's memory.
Cat: I've never been more sure of anything else in my life than this. (getting emotional) I love you Robbie
Robbie: I love you to Caterina Valentine
Both of them share a nice long hug together. If anyone wants to doubt either of their love for each other, they're WRONG!
A/N: Thank you for reading. Sorry it took so long (again). Hopefully the next one doesn't take nearly a year to publish ;) Also one more thing, GO CABBIE 3