Duncan: All of that sounds scary and weird.
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Mystia: Well he was a weird man.
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Cirno: I just don't know how any of that was possible.
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Alfreda: Considering Doug has been around for a century and I've found documents of earlier pizza places, he had minor success with pizza until his popularity died. He likely found some irradiated substances that gave him healing, strengh and aging properties and began work on using it for his benefits.
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Duncan: I wonder what it's like to live for that long?
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Cirno: I've been around for more than sixty years and it's alright.
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Aya: Hey, folks!
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Everyone turned to Aya.
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Aya: First of all, you and you. Your stories are a hit, especially the SDM.
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Alfreda: Oh...
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Aya: Secondly, here's the morning news.
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Rumia grabbed the paper and read it.
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A domino effect
Dumb-a-dos closes for good.
What will this mean for the other places?
Dumb-a-dos was one of the few heroes, feeding Gensokyo with pizza. This morning, the doors of the establishment closed it's doors for good with workers and chefs walking away from the now haunted remains of a now abandoned place. So far, no one is unable to enter the building but one should stay clear as sometimes you could hear strange noises nearby where the kitchen is located. The owner Doug Domino is currently missing as no one has heard from him since they closed last night, but some believe he was still in the building during an incident where trespassers broke in and sabotage the place. No one knows who they are but we hope they haven't harmed the owner.
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Aya: I really hope those "Trespassers" had good intentions. *Winks at Rumia*
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Rumia: Oh, haha. Yeah.
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Aya: Well, I really want to interview more of you but I still have to deliver. See ya soon! *Flies away*
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Rumia: Alright, that leaves us with Mama Joan and Augustus. Alfreda, what do we know of Augustus?
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Alfreda: So far we have no idea, but hints that he's egotistic and a rumor that he's quite draconic.
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Pam: Great, love dealing with a narcissist.
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Rumia: Well as before, a reconnaissance mission and how about Wriggle and Duncan.
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Mystia: What, why not me and-er, nothing.
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Pam: Seriously, Ribbon-head?
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Wriggle: *Holds Duncan* Heh, jealous?
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Cirno: *To Alfreda* What's with those three?
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Alfreda: *To Cirno* Wriggle fell for Duncan as well as Mystia. Pam is jealous because she had feelings for him from the very beginning.
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Cirno: Really?
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Alfreda: Probably, but I'm just guessing. I wouldn't be surprised If I am right though.
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Daiyousei: Really? I would have not known that.
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Alfreda: It's clear as day. I'm even sure the readers can easily tell.
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Pam: How about this, Blondie, add a third person and we'll be okay.
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Rumia: Okay, The Bean will join.
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Pam: What?
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Mystia: What?
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Alfreda: What?
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Cirno: What?
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Wriggle: What?
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what?
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Daiyousei:...Oh, sorry. What?
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Duncan: Yay! Don't worry boss, you can always trust The Bean.
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Dude, shut up with that, and I ain't com-HEY!
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Duncan Grabbed The Bean and the three left for Big Augustus.
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Pam: Either you're stupid or you have a wicked sense of humor.
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Rumia: Well I always say Youkai like us should just eat humans despite the rules and Humans exist as our food supply.
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Pam: You are one weird kid.
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Rumia: I am no kid. I am like twenty two in human years.
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Pam: Really, cause you look like a fourteen year old.
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Rumia: Oh, what about you?
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Pam: I am twenty seven.
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Rumia: Really, cause you look like a eighteen year old.
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Pam growled like a panther.
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This particular day is very windy and cold for a surprisingly warm November.
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Duncan: So...cold.
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Wriggle: *Holds Duncan* It's okay sweetie. We'll get there soon.
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The Bean tried to hold on but the wind was too much and was blown away.
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Motherf-
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Duncan: Oh, no. Not again.
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The Bean flew across the village and bounced away into the wilderness.
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Ack, jeez. Stupid wind...Alright, just gotta make my way back to base instead of the two..It ain't even my job to watch over them. I don't even care if those two start doing something else and end up making a family. Alright, gotta roll back and-
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Suddenly a hand grabs The Bean.
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Seija: Hey there, old friend. Glad to see you again so I can crush you to pieces.
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Sukuna: Yeah!
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The Bean: Shit.