"What can I do for you, dear?" Regina asked.
Emma made a groaning noise from her desk. She wanted this student to hurry the hell up so she could have her girlfriend all to herself.
"I was wondering if you could look at my essay and give me some extra help with it?"
Emma made another groan. Regina glared at her.
"I'm sorry, Miss Swan, is there something you need?"
"No, just waiting,"
"Why don't you wait in the hall for a bit. I will come get you when we're done here,"
Emma grumbled, then stood up and waited outside.
It was their lunch period, and this was where they were supposed to spend their time making out. Whether it be on Regina's desk, or with Emma on the ceiling. Either way, this was supposed to be their interrupted private time together.
Since Emma didn't want to sit in the cafeteria alone, she sat down in the hallway with her back up against the lockers. She grabbed her earbuds, then plugged them into her phone. If she was going to be out here for the next few minutes, she might as well keep herself entertained.
Meanwhile, Regina was annoyed too. She understood her girlfriend's frustration, but at the same time, if a student needed help, she had to help them. Even if it meant telling her girlfriend to get out of her classroom.
So she sat down, and read the essay presented before her.
When she sent the student into the hall after they were done with the essay, she began to eat her own lunch. She assumed Emma would come in as soon as she saw them leave.
When she didn't come in after a few minutes, Regina decided that she would text her as soon as she finished eating.
She needn't have, though. As soon as she finished her lunch, she noticed a bat by the window.
She scoffed, then rolled her eyes; of course Emma had to take the bat's entrance.
So she walked over to the window and opened it for her girlfriend to enter the classroom.
Regina expected Emma to instantly turn back into herself, but she didn't. Instead, she flew right into her hands.
"Emma?" She asked, looking at the bat closely. "Can you please turn back into your regular self?"
The bat didn't do anything except flap its wings slowly.
Regina raised an eyebrow; if Emma wanted to play this game, fine. But she knew how to win.
She raised the bat up to her face, then put it right next to her mouth.
"Y'know, Emma," she started. "I think we should reenact something out of one of your fanfictions."
The two of them still hadn't talked about sex since that night all those months ago, so Regina just assumed that they couldn't sleep together because Emma was a vampire. However, that didn't stop dirty talk from happening.
"I think we should reenact that part in the Bechloe fic where Beca takes Chloe to her room," she whispered. "Except I'll take you to my room. And then I'll slowly undress you, before I-"
"Hey, Regina!" Said the voice of her girlfriend behind her.
With her mouth hanging open, Regina slowly turned around to see Emma standing there. She had already closed and locked the door, and was currently smiling at her.
"WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?!" Regina yelled at the bat she just dirty-talked to.
Without even thinking about it, Regina moved her hands in front of her frantically, basically throwing the bat across the room.
In mid-air, the bat turned into a teenage boy with brown hair.
As soon as he landed, him and Emma burst into laughter.
"Did you think that was me?" Emma asked Regina, still laughing.
"You and your family are the only vampires I know of, and I highly doubt your parents would be outside my window; so yes, Emma, I assumed it was you,"
"Well this is my brother, Neal,"
"You never mentioned a brother,"
"I was also adopted by the Nolan's. Around 40 years after Emma though," Neal said. "Pleasure to meet you, by the way,"
He extended his hand out to Regina, who reluctantly shook it. She was still mortified.
"Why didn't you tell me about him?"
"I was mostly talking about my parents and Ruby the night I told you," Emma said with a shrug. "I was gonna bring him up eventually, but it just slipped my mind. He's here for for dinner on Friday,"
"What dinner on Friday?"
"Well I was planning on telling you closer to it, but my family wants to meet you. So they want to have you over for dinner on Friday,"
"Dinner with a bunch of vampires, how wonderful. What exactly will you guys be dining on considering that you don't eat?"
"We'll just be talking. But don't worry! Alice will be there too, she eats human food,"
"Who's Alice?"
"David and Mary Margaret took her in too, but she doesn't like to think of them as her parents. She thinks of them as her aunt and uncle, so she considers Neal and me her cousins. She's the only good witch in the world,"
Regina's eyes darted back and forth between Emma and Neal. Of course she had to be meeting a bunch of vampires this week. And of course she had to talk dirty to one of them that she thought was her girlfriend.
"Neal," she began. "How did you find my classroom when you've never even met me before?"
"Emma sent a pic of you awhile ago. So I flew around the school and looked through windows until I recognized you,"
This was unsettling to Regina. She wasn't sure how to respond, so she just walked over to her girlfriend and interlocked their fingers.
"Neal," Emma said. "Can you like, leave maybe? I'll see you when I get home, but Regina and I only have like 10 minutes until the next period starts and I'd like to spend those 10 minutes with her,"
He sighed, then nodded. He turned back into a bat, then flew out the window.
Regina eyed her girlfriend strangely, then brought their lips together. Emma took no time to lift her girlfriend into the air and pull her closer. Regina then wrapped her legs around the vampire's waist as she deepened the kiss.
They spent the rest of their time making out against the wall, which they were fine with. But eventually they had to stop when the bell rang.
As Emma took her seat, satisfied with what had just happened, she knew it would be a long class period.
Later that night, the two of them were on the roof together. Regina had become more willing to go up there when Emma just started picking her up and jumping up. It was scary at first, but it was still better than the ladder.
"Emma," Regina said. "Are you sure it's a good idea for me to meet the rest of your family on Friday?"
"Of course it is. They've been wanting to meet you forever, but I kept saying no. But now that I told them that you know about us, they've basically said they're gonna meet you whether I like it or not."
"Are they like you too? Have they only ever tasted animal blood?"
"No," Emma admitted. "David was turned in the 1500's. A few weeks after his brother was turned. James taught him how to hunt humans, so they did that together for a long time. Then in the 1700's, he met Mary Margaret. James of course, thought that she would be easy prey. He bit her one night, and was going to kill her until David pushed him off. He didn't take enough blood to kill her, so she was turned. When she learned that she needed blood to survive, she refused to kill anyone. So she went for animals, and so did David. He hasn't hunted a human since, and the only human Mary Margaret has ever bitten was me the night I was turned,"
Regina opened her mouth to say something, but was interrupted by Emma yelling.
"Seriously, Neal?" She stood up and looked at a bat in the distance. "Can you not give me some alone time with my girlfriend?"
Regina raised her eyebrows in amusement. Although her amusement changed to shock when Emma threw a pillow at him with her vampire strength.
"Emma!" She said.
"What?" She asked, shrugging.
"Don't kill your brother, please,"
Neal flew to the roof, then turned back into a teenage boy.
"Thank you, Regina," he said with a grin. "Y'know, Em, I really think you should listen to your girlfriend more,"
Emma rolled her eyes in response.
"What are you even doing out here?"
"Mom sent me out here to get you. She said quote unquote, 'Tell Emma to come inside. It is a school night, and she shouldn't be keeping her girlfriend up all night on the roof.'"
"Well she's not the boss of me," Emma retorted, crossing her arms.
"It's fine, Emma, she's right," Regina replied. "I know you don't sleep, but I'd like to get at least six hours before school tomorrow."
"Ugh, fine," Emma groaned, then whispered into her girlfriend's ear. "Old woman."
Regina's eyes widened as she grabbed Emma's arm and pulled her closer so she could whisper in her ear this time.
"Says the one who was born in the nineteenth century,"
Emma rolled her eyes, then bent down to pick her up. She held her bridal style, then jumped down from the roof. When they landed, she set her down softly.
Before heading back to her car, Regina gave her a quick kiss.
"I'll see you tomorrow at school, then I'll be back here on Friday,"
Emma brought their lips together once again.
"I love you,"
"I love you too."