Disclaimer: I don't own Frozen or Rise of the Guardians. Rise of the Guardians is written by David Lindsay-Abaire and owned by Dreamworks. Frozen is owned by Disney and Peter Del Vecho.
Bryant: Winter. It's a season filled with fun, snow, and-
Thea: Let's just get this over with.
Bryant: Thea, you've been complaining about this for the entire week. Frozen isn't a bad movie.
Thea: No, it's not. I don't like because everyone keeps shoving that stupid song in my face! I liked the song, people made it annoying by singing it over, and over, and over, and over-
Bryant: Right… well, while she's repeating that, I'ma just continue this script by myself. In one corner, we have Elsa, Queen of Ice. And in the other corner, Jack Frost, the Guardian of Fun. For this battle, we'll be analyzing these two using the movies and their feats within the movies, though we might use alternate sources for certain information. She's Thea Price, and I'm Bryant Reese. And we're here to analyse these two fighters and find out who would win, a WI Battle!
Thea: And don't get me started on the kids!
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Jack Frost:
Bryant: Throughout time, there have been many, many guardians, each representing and protecting something that kids need to be happy.
Thea: Old Saint Nick. The Guardian of Wonder. The Easter Bunny. The Guardian of Hope. Yep, the fatty, the bunny, the fairy?. They're also the ones who fight back the forces of darkness.
Bryant: The forces of Darkness are led by the Boogeyman, Pitch Black. When he began to rise back up, regaining immense amounts of power, the Guardians needed a new member.
Thea: So their boss, the Man on the Moon, decided to give them a new member. The Mischievous Spirit of Winter, Jackson Overland Frost.
Bryant: But before he was a power being of ice, he was once an ordinary young man with a little sister.
Thea: A pair of siblings that apparently didn't bother to make sure that they followed proper ice skating protocol.
Bryant: When they went to play on the lake, skating with each other, Jack's little sister ended up on a thin part of the ice. Distracting and calming her with a game of hopscotch, Jack managed to save his sister with a nearby tree branch, but ended up falling into ice. There he remained, until finally waking up and being brought back to life by the Man of the Moon, reborn as Jack Frost, the Spirit of Winter.
Jack Frost:
-Age: 300+
-Guardian of Fun
-Hates shoes
-Holds record for naughty list
-Named Nightlight in the Guardians of Childhood series.
-One of the most powerful Guardians despite very little kids actually believing in him
-Regularly tried to break into Santa's Workshop
-Loves playing with kids and spreading fun times
-Once pulled a prank on the Easter Bunny. By making a blizzard on Easter.
Thea: I like this guy. A loner without a cause, the classic rebel, sarcastic, mischievous, the spirit of mischief and chaos, and a bunch of ice powers to put bad guys, on ice. He's awesome!
Bryant: And he also proved to be a real asset to the team. Being a winter spirit, he's a master of all things ice. He can freeze things with a wave of his hand, is immune to the cold, can bewitch a person to feel joy and playfulness, and can fly at high speeds by controlling wind. He can even create blizzards and snowstorms.
Thea: What's the difference between a blizzard and a snowstorm?
Bryant: Jack usually carries around his signature staff, which was the branch he used to save his sister. This staff is actually similar to Thor's Hammer in the movies. While he usually uses it for his powers, the staff only acts as a conduit to channel his powers through, and not actually the source of his powers.
Thea: Even if the staff breaks, he can repair it. Somehow. Just, press the two pieces together, and just, magically put them back together. N-ice.
Bryant: Spirit magic.
Thea: That makes sense. He's also super tough. He once got sent flying through the air, and slammed down on a car! That could kill a person. And he got up like it was, snow problem!
Bryant: You're going to keep doing this aren't you?
Thea: Heck yeah!
Bryant: What makes this even more impressive is that he took a hit from Pitch Black, who can match Jack's own power. Pitch himself was able to cover an entire town with a shadowy storm of darkness in just a couple of seconds. Assuming the town of Burgess is square in shape, and a kilometer in width and length, and assuming this is a storm made of nimbostratus clouds, the energy needed to create a storm this size would be about 250 quadrillion joules of energy.
Thea: That's almost 60 kilotons of TNT. Four times stronger than the nuclear bomb that dropped on Hiroshima!
Bryant: Granted, this was when Pitch was superpowered by negative emotions, and Jack was overpowered by him at this point. However, Jack was still able to keep up, meaning the energy he can produce should be somewhat similar to Pitch.
Thea: And what about speed? He's able to be compared to the likes of the Tooth Fairy, who flew from Santa's workshop to her Tooth Palace, which, according to the book, is in Asia. She even beat Santa's sled, which used a portal to get there! Cool!
Bryant: Assuming that the mountain range in the palace is located is the Yellow Mountain Range in China, as they are decently similar, we learn that she flew about 4,143 miles. Let's assume that she took about 3 minutes. This would mean that the Tooth Fairy had to have flown at speeds equal to 82,860 miles per hour. This puts both her and Jack at speeds equal to Mach 108.
Thea: Not bad for the Tooth Fairy. And Jack's traveled between countries in seconds! We know this since people were about to go to sleep in one place, and kids were getting ready to play in the other place. Not to mention the other Guardians are able to travel across the globe regularly in just a couple of nights. Now, Santa and Bunny use globes and tunnels, but Tooth does this all the time.
Bryant: Jack has matched Pitch on several occasions, and, as there are kids who do believe in him now, it's likely he's even stronger.
Thea: Oh yeah, did we mention that the Guardians grow stronger with every person that believes in them? The more kids are happy, and believe that there's a fat dude squeezing down their chimneys, a giant bunny leaving eggs, a pretty fairy taking their teeth, a random dude giving them dreams with glowing sand, and a random teen making things snow, the more powerful they get. Hey, do we have anything like that?
Bryant: We have a total of four followers.
Thea: Oh. So we…
Bryant: Are completely irrelevant compared to Assassins Play SAO, The Life of Hunters, Yuma's Daughter, Kanto Falls, and My Assassin Academia.
Thea: Wait, My Assassin Academia?! That only has one chapter!
Bryant: People still like it more than us.
Thea: Wow. Now I'm depressed.
Bryant: Anyways, though Jack is capable of keeping up with the other Guardians despite the lack of faith, he's not perfect. He's a little insecure of himself, and is the youngest of all the Guardians. He's also a little lazy, preferring to play rather than work.
Thea: He did die fourteen after all.
Bryant: But at the end of the day, Jack is loyal to the children he loves. He will always stand to fight for the kids, no matter who he faces.
(Jack Frost) Hey, Wind! Take me home!
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Elsa:
Bryant: One day, in the kingdom of Arendelle, a Queen gave birth to- Thea shut that music off!
Thea: What? You love Rustage!
Bryant: I do, but be respectful!
Thea: Fine.
Bryant: Thank you. Anyways, born as the eldest of two daughters of the Royal Family of Arendelle, Elsa was the first in line to inherit the throne. She and her sister Anna were best of friends, and loved to play with each other, until one night.
Queen Elsa:
-Age: 24
-Born on the winter solstice
-Created a small snowfall when she was born
-Spirit of Ice
-Used to wear gloves to hide her power
-Sings a popular, very overused song
-Time Magazine's "Most Influential Fictional Character of 2014"
-Loves triple-double-fudge sundaes
-Loosely based on the Snow Queen and Kai in a fairytale written by Hans Christian Anderson
Thea: She and her sister Anna were playing with her magic ice powers, when Anna got reckless and was hit in the face by Elsa's magic. Ever since, Elsa was forced to hide her powers in order to protect herself from the fear of others. Kinda weird. If the whole danger of her power is fear, why the heck did her parents do everything they could to make her scared of her power? Combine that with the fact that she couldn't reach out to her little sister when their parents died, and you got one package of complete depression and pent up emotions. And if you've seen Mob Psycho 100, which you totally should, you should know this is pretty bad. Really freakin' cool, but bad.
Bryant: But when something is hidden, it's bound to become revealed. And they did, on the day of her coronation. Suddenly, Elsa found herself targeted by the kingdom and their allies, and fled to the mountain.
Thea: After a few musical numbers, Anna, with her new friends Kristoff, Sven, and Olaf, managed to find Elsa. And the giant-ass ice castle she made! Elsa's got some pretty cool powers, pun totally intended.
Bryant: You've been saying puns this entire time.
Thea: Ice puns are some of the most common puns ever, what did you think was going to happen?
Bryant: …I can't even argue with that.
Thea: She can create a massive snowstorm that eventually froze Arendelle after a few days, create icy minions like Marshmallow, create massive ice sculptures, ice dresses, and is immune to the cold.
Bryant: She's also a skilled diplomat and an excellent queen. Something she displayed when she was eventually accepted and returned to Arendelle. However, after a few years of peace, Arendelle was threatened by a massive earthquake that threatened to destroy the kingdom. After evacuating the citizens, Elsa and her friends went to a forest in hope of finding a way to save Arendelle.
Thea: Yeah, turns out there is an Enchanted Forest, with some spirits of magic. Fire, Wind, Water, Earth, you know, avatar crap. Inside the Enchanted Forest, there's a tribe called the Northuldra and a massive dam that was killing the forest. Long story short, the Northuldrans and Arendellians ended up going to war after King Runeard killed the chief, which pissed off the spirits who put up a wall of magic to trap the people inside. Elsa's mom, Iduna, was actually an Northuldran, who rescued the prince, who took her home and banged her.
Bryant: Thea!
Thea: What? It's canon!
Bryant: Ugh. As a result of this, Elsa, being the firstborn, was granted the powers of the fifth spirit, being the Snow Queen. The being who would one day reunite and balance the worlds of magic and humans.
Thea: Wait, the fifth spirit is Ice? But, ice is like water, why is-
Bryant: It is worth noting, however, that despite being a spirit, she's not immortal, and will both die of old age and other means.
Thea: Well that sucks. Then again, she does have a lot of cool abilities!
Bryant: You've already-ugh, never mind. For most of her life, Elsa struggled to control her powers. But after learning and feeling true love, she learned to control her abilities, using them for the sake of her kingdom and its people.
Thea: I hate her song. But Elsa's kind of a badass. When the dam was smashed, and a massive tidal wave was about to destroy Arendelle, she straight up built a massive wall that stopped it!
Bryant: The wall in question is about 122 meters tall and 143 meters long. Considering this and the energy needed to create ice using the water, this puts her energy output equal to 87 kilotons of TNT.
Thea: So, she's basically a super nuke with ice?! Dang! And if we're talking speed, she can catch an arrow from a crossbow!
Bryant: Said crossbow was about seventeen feet away from her when it was fired. Assuming this crossbow was moving at the maximum 400 fps, this means she had to have reacted within one-twentieth of a second.
Thea: Not bad! And if that wasn't enough, if she shoots her magic straight through your heart, it's an instant-kill! Well, you're doomed to die in a few days unless you manage to show an act of true love. Also, you can die in a bit if she shoots you in the face. Huh. She's a pretty deadly gal.
Bryant: And at the end, after saving the kingdom, Elsa chose to pass the crown to Anna, while staying in the Enchanted Forest, keeping the balance between magic and humans.
Thea: Don't mess with Elsa of Arendelle.
(Elsa) The cold never bothered me anyways.
Thea: Seriously?! We're ending on that?! What the f-
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Bryant: Alright, the stage is set, time to start this dance.
Thea: Battle ready, set, GO!
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A girl dressed in a blue and white dress walked through an icy forest, humming slightly to herself as she played with her braid. An icy wind swept through the woods, stopping her as she looked around. A teen dressed in a blue hoodie and brown trousers squatted on a tree nearby, holding a hooked staff.
"So. You're the girl pretending to be the spirit of ice." he said. The girl looked up to him.
"I am the spirit of ice." she said. The boy laughed as he stood up, holding his staff at the ready.
"We'll see about that. Put 'em up!" Jack said as he dropped down. Elsa took up a stance, holding her hands towards him as he took his own stance, pointing his staff towards her.
Feel the chill of battle!
Fight!
Jack swung his staff towards Elsa, sending a blast of icy energy towards her. Elsa intercepted with her own blast of energy, creating a blast of shower of ice. Jack took to the air, circling around her as he blasted more bolts of energy towards her. Elsa jumped back as she hurled more blasts of energy back towards him. Jack landed on the snow and spun his staff quickly, dispersing the bolts of energy before firing back his own. Elsa created a wall of ice, blocking the bolt. She slammed her hand against the wall, firing shards of ice towards Jack. He spun his staff again, knocking the icicles away. The Guardian of Fun flew up into the air and fired down a barrage of ice magic. Elsa swung her hands above her, creating an arc of ice. The bolts bounced off the arc and hit the trees around her.
"He's good." she muttered. She created a ball of ice and fired it towards him. He spun and slammed the ice downwards into the ground with his staff.
"Didn't think she could do something like that. Well, that just makes this more fun!" he grinned as he swooped down and flew through the forest. Elsa used her magic to create ice under her feet, propelling her after him. Jack skidded to a stop, sending snow into the air. He quickly froze the trees and smashed their trunks, sending them falling towards Elsa. She stopped in surprise and threw up her hands, creating ice walls that caught the trees. Jack dashed up to her and caught her with the crook of his staff, pulling her after him into the air. Elsa grunted as she tried to hit him, only to get thrown into a cloud. Elsa flipped and froze some of the water in the clouds, creating an icy glider. Standing on top, she used it to fall down towards Jack.
"She can do that?!" Jack said in shock. Elsa rammed the glider into Jack, knocking a grunt out of his lungs and sending him towards the ground as she fell off. Jack and the glider slammed into the snowy floor, sending a cloud of snow into the air. Elsa shot magic down to the ground, creating an icy slide to slow her fall. She continued to let magic stream from her hands as she slid along the slide. Jack got up with a groan and looked up, only to get tackled by Elsa. She and Jack rolled along the ground before Jack threw her off. He swung his staff up and slammed it down on the ground with a yell. Energy shot through the ground towards her. Elsa slapped a hand onto the ground and fired back her own wave of energy. The two collided and created a massive wall of ice between them. Jack shot forward and flew over the wall. He threw more energy down towards Elsa as she fired back at him.
Jack landed behind her and threw more bolts of ice towards her. Elsa threw up several more walls of ice, blocking the ice. The walls became pointed with icicles sticking out towards Jack and shot towards him. Jack yelped as he flew up. Elsa created a massive icicle that shot towards Jack. He quickly flew around it and scooped up Elsa with his staff. Elsa yelled as Jack spun her around before tossing her into the air. Elsa tried to recover only for Jack to blast her with another icy bolt, sending her through a couple of branches. She got up, wincing gingerly.
"Is that all?" Jack taunted as stood in front of her, his staff slung across his shoulders.
"No." Elsa blasted magic onto the ground in front of her. Jack's head tilted back as a massive snow golem grew in size in front of him. Marshmallow glared down at Jack before unleashing a loud roaring, blowing Jack and some snow back slightly. Jack blinked.
"...okay. I guess that was not all." He said. Marshmallow swatted him away with a swing of his hand. Jack slammed into a tree with a grunt of pain. Marshmallow charged towards him, fist raised to crush him. Jack raised his staff and stabbed the Snow Golem's hand, causing it to break apart. He swung his staff upwards, knocking Marshmallow off his feet. Marshmallow got up and roared, shards of ice growing over his body. He ripped up a tree and swung it towards Jack. The Guardian ducked under it and flew to the side. Dodging another swipe, he got ready to blast the tree, only to get slammed into by another ice sculpture from Elsa. Jack growled as he stood up.
"RAH!" Marshmallow roared as he slammed his claws down with his icy claws. Jack dodged and flew up high. He spun his staff over his head before blasting down towards Marshmallow with a yell. Marshmallow brought up his arms to block, but Jack simply smashed right through, destroying the Golem. Elsa watched in shock.
"You done hiding? Cause I'm done playing!" Jack said as he shot towards her. He swung his staff up, slamming it into her stomach and making her cough. He swung it again, catching her throat with the crook before swinging her around and slamming her against a tree. Elsa got up and faced Jack as a small trickle of blood poured down her face. The two fired a bolt of energy towards each other with a roar. The beams collided, and the two struggled against each other. Elsa pushed the bolts towards Jack, but he shot away from the ice magic and stopped behind her. Elsa, startled, tried to turn, but Jack swung his staff up, blasting her. Elsa flew through the air with a shout. Jack flew after her and caught her neck with the crook of his staff, yanking it down and receiving a crack. He brought Elsa down before letting her lie in the snow.
"Try again in a couple of centuries rookie." He grunted.
KO!
Thea: Take that Jelsa shippers!
Bryant: Elsa certainly had far more power up her sleeve than Jack. Her stopping the tidal wave proved that she was at least 69% more powerful than the Guardian of Fun.
Thea: Nice.
Bryant: Unfortunately, while we know that the two are immune to the cold, we didn't know whether or not they were actually immune to their ice, so we had to go with the assumption that both could kill each other with said ice.
Thea: That meant that Elsa could potentially hit Jack with a fatal blow to the head or heart and score a death blow. The problem with that is that it's going to take too long for it to actually kill Jack, so it wasn't as much of an instant win as one would think.
Bryant: The thing is, Jack still outclassed her in every other category.
Thea: Jack's been making snow days and winters for over 300 years! He definitely had the edge in experience and skill with his powers than Elsa, who's only real experience was 3 years. Not to mention, Elsa always treated her powers as something to be scared off, and eventually something to use as an emergency, while Jack loved using his powers.
Bryant: And when it came to speed, flying all the way to Asia from the North Pole beats catching a crossbow arrow. Combine that with Jack's flight advantage, and it would be hard for Elsa to even land a good blow on Jack. Even a heavy hitter like Marshmallow couldn't defeat Jack with one blow, since he's taken hits from Pitch.
Thea: 'But Bryant! Elsa made a snowstorm that froze all of Arendelle! Wouldn't that put her in the gigatons of TNT range?'
Bryant: Elsa did make a snowstorm, but there isn't proof that she could cause this level of destruction at once, especially since it took a while for it to actually happen while also being completely out of her control. It took several days for it to completely freeze Arendelle, so it's unlikely that she can actually do all of this at once.
Thea: Even if Elsa could break Jack's staff, he could just put it back together again. And he didn't actually need his staff to use his powers.
Bryant: Overall, Elsa had the edge in power and lethality, but Jack outclassed her in speed, speed, experience, and durability.
Thea: Elsa tried to be cool on her feet, but she should've just Let It Go when Jack decided to Rise up and put her on ice. Which means the winner of this WI Battle is Jack Frost!
I'm both Thea and Bryant on this. I like Frozen, and I liked Let It Go. But then everyone just sang it over and over again, all the time, some of whom made it completely off pitch! Anyways, I hope you enjoyed it, and I just realized that this should've been a Christmas special. Well, I'm just going to find another matchup. As per the usual, leave a review! Azure out!
A ninja raced through a building, silent as he sprinted. Detecting something, he quickly came to a stop, whipping out a katana and pointing it to the side. Seeing nothing, he slowly relaxed before suddenly whipping around and hurling a knife towards the shadows behind him. A blue and black figure flipped over both the knife and him before landing behind him. A tall, masked man turned back to him as the two took their stances.
SNAKE EYES!
VS
NIGHTWING!