Brian the Dog with Seth Macfarlane's voice laid dead in a ditch. His killers,

Star Butterfly and Marco Mexican from Star vs the Forces of Evil, were laughing near uncontrollably.

"Wow!" Star finally spoke up. "That's the longest we've ever kept one of our rape victims alive!"

"Yeah! Sorry I shoved that steak knife up his ass… Should have known that wouldn't end well."

Star put her shoulder around Marco and brought him into a hug.

"Awww don't feel bad. You were the one that managed to keep him alive for six months!"

Marco blushed a little.

"I know, but still. Would have been cool if we could have made it to seven."

"There's always next time! And who knows, maybe this next one can handle a steak knife up the ass!"

They both laughed again.

"Yeah, that would be great! Even greater than that time when Uncle Grandpa from Uncle Grandpa violated Rick from Rick and Morty!" Marco joked.

CUTAWAY GAG

Morty sat on his couch, watching some weird cartoon called Yick and Porty on TV.

"Man, this show sucks! It's nowhere near as good as Family Guy or anything Seth Macfarlane has made!"

Morty stood up and kicked the television. The screen was shattered, and now no one could ever watch Family Guy in that house again.

"Oh no, now I can't watch Family Guy!" Morty cried out.

Morty fell to the ground, bawling his eyes out. He had denied not only himself but also his family the joy of Family Guy.

The front door suddenly slammed open as Rick rushed inside. He quickly closed the door behind him and locked it with five separate locks. One of which he had invented on the spot.

"M-Morty! You gotta help me! You gotta- *Burp* gotta turn Family Guy on!" Rick ordered.

Morty stood up, crying even harder.

"I can't Rick! I broke the TV!"

"You what?!"

Rick ran up and grabbed Morty by his neck.

"You little bastard! Y- *Burp* Y-You fucked me! Literally- *Burp* Fucked meee!"

Uncle Grandpa effortlessly vaporized the front door with a flamethrower hammer. He was completely naked and had a giant 15-inch cock.

"Well well well. Looks like the smartest man in the Universe hasn't provided me with Family Guy…"

Rick let go of Morty and attempted to run towards the kitchen.

"Oh no you don't smart boy!"

Uncle Grandpa pulled a whip out of Belly Bag and grabbed Rick by his legs with it. Rick fell to the ground, smashing his nose. Despite this, he still attempted to crawl away.

"NOOO! NOO- *Burp* NOOOO!" Rick cried out.

"Wh-What's going on?! Why is Uncle Grandpa doing this?!" Morty asked while freaking out.

"Well Morty." Belly Bag began. "Rick here was supposed to provide Uncle Grandpa with the best cartoon ever, Family Guy! But he failed, so now Uncle Grandpa must fuck him in the ass!"

The whip came to life and pulled Rick's pants off. Before he could attempt to stand and run, Uncle Grandpa rushed him dick first. Rick's ass was penetrated.

"AAHHHHHGGHHAAAAHHAAAAA!" Rick cried out.

"Oh no! Rick! Oh no oh no! This is worse than that time when Peter Griffin from Family Guy shot Batman's dick off!" Morty cried out.

CUTAWAY GAG WITHIN A CUTAWAY GAG

Peter sat alone at the Drunken Clam. Everyone in the bar was dead because Peter had shot them all during a coke rage.

"Hahahahahaha!" Peter laughed while rubbing his shotgun. "I'm a serial killer."

Batman came in, ready to administer justice.

"Peter! I'm Batman, and I finally-"

Peter blew Batmans's crotch off with his shotgun.

"AAAAHHHHHHHH!"

END OF CUTAWAY GAG WITHIN A CUTAWAY GAG

Rick could only cry as Uncle Grandpa raped him. Morty also cried. Partially because of his grandpa being raped in front of him, but mostly because he was missing the new episode of Family Guy.

"I'M SORRY SETH MACFARLANE! I'M SORRRRYYYY!" Morty cried out while falling to his knees.

END OF CUTAWAY GAG

Star and Marco took one last look at Brian's body.

"Wanna go find another victim?!" Star excitedly asked, already knowing the answer.

"You bet I do! Hope we find another one like Brian. No one gave a shit about him going missing."