35.

Imagine after the war and after Gaea's is defeated, everyone gathers around the campfire at CHB laughing and talking when Rachel doubles over and starts to spout the lines of the third great prophecy, and it starts like this

" The soul child of Poseidon shall..."

Then distantly in the background everyone hears Percy scream,

" FUCK THIS SHIT!"

36.

Leo, with his leg stuck in a chair: now kids , you might be thinking "how did you do this to yourself leo?"

Leo: well, leo, has NO FUCKING IDEA

37.

camp jupiter after 8 months without Jason: we cannot replace our praetor so soon. he has done so much for the legion and we have faith that he will return home

camp jupiter after 3 days with Percy: lol you're hired

38.

Annabeth: Stressed

Nico: Depressed

Reyna: Blessed

Hazel: Possessed

Piper: Obsessed

Jason: Impressed

Percy: Chicken Breast

Jason: ...What?

Percy: I just wanted to join in

There you go!

Qotd: What is your zodiac sign?

Aotd: I am a CRAZY FUCKING GEMINI, BABY!

~Wise Girl