Chris: (Voiceover, as clips from ALL SEASON play) "This season on Total Drama All-Stars, 14 competitors returned for another shot at $1,000,000! Your favorite heroes and villains battled for supremacy in our most painful, and grueling challenges ever! But, it was the betrayals that cut the deepest; Gwen dropped Duncan, Alejandro can walk the whole time! Mike eliminated Zoey! Speaking of Mike, he repeatedly left his best friends in the lurch. Or, was it all the work of Mal, Mike's evil, long-lost personality. (Clips from the previous episode play) in the end, Courtney won the penultimate challenge, and Gwen and Lindsay took a ride in the Flush of Shame."
(Cut to the Dock of Shame, where Chris is in his blue tuxedo)
Chris: "After 12 killer challenges, we're down to our final two players!" (Chris gestures to Chef holding the Million Dollar case right next to him.) "Who will take home the million-dollar prize?" (The case opens, upside down, and the money falls on top of the dock) "Aww, dude!" (Chef smiles sheepishly; Chris clears his throat; as he says the contestant's names, pictures of them appear on the screen) will it be Courtney, or the evil genius formally known as Mike? Find out right here, right now, on the season finale of Total Drama All-Stars!"
(Opening credits)
(Cut to the spa-hotel in the morning, with Courtney at the control room, looking at the DVD.)
Courtney: "So Lindsay told me to look at this DVD about Mal. I better see what he looks like. And she better NOT be lying to me.." (She puts the DVD in the player. She watches it, & gasps in shock about Mal breaking all of the stuff, tripping Cameron, making Duncan kiss Courtney in front of Scott, & rigging the votes to eliminate Cameron.)
Courtney: "My god! It really is Mal!"
CONFESSIONAL:
Courtney: "Wow! Duncan & Lindsay are right about Mal! I think I'm starting to trust them now!"
Mal: "Courtney knows I'm not Mike, but she still brought me to the finale? Interesting.. At least Lindsay is finally gone. (Chuckles) and with Zoey also gone, & Mike being trapped in my subconscious, that million dollars is mine!" (Cackles evilly)
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
(Mal's evil laughter echoes, as the camera zooms into Mal's brain again. This time we cut directly to the evil tower, the top is shown much clearer now, it looks like Mal's head with his one eye glowing purple. Mike and all the good personalities walk right up to the door, which has a picture of Mal's face and five bodies on it; Chester is still riding piggy-back on Mike's back)
Manitoba: "Here we are; welcome to the tower of Mal!"
Vito: "Uh, why ain't it guarded by bouncers, or dogs, or an ugly cat or something?"
Mike: "Mal just figured we'd never get this far." (Notices the picture) "Huh, check it out! This door's got five people on it… five of us! This MUST be the right way!" (Grabs onto the door handle) come on let's get… (Mike tugs on the door, but it falls backwards on top of all five of them.)
Chester: (Groaning from underneath the door) "I knew it was too easy!" (The door flies upwards as the personalities try and push it off)
Mike: (Struggling) "Come on! Just a little…." (The door falls back on top of them) this can't be how it ends! Was everyone pushing their hardest?! (The other personalities, except Chester, mutter in confirmation) …Chesteeer?!
Chester: "What? I got noodles for arms, just like the rest of us!"
Mike: "On three! Everyone; One, two," (The door shoots back up again)
All five: "THREE!" (The door falls forwards, out of the way, and the personalities head inside the tower; Vito carries Chester inside. Inside the tower is nothing but a spiral staircase.)
Mike: "Yes! Nothing can stop us!" (His words echo; they all look up and see just how high the tower really is, the staircase leading all the way to the top. Mike just groans)
Mike: "COME ON!"
(Cut back to reality)
Chris: (Over the loudspeaker) "Good morning, finalists! Meet me in the forest clearing, and get ready to diet! …Sorry, typo. Get ready to die!"
(Cut to Courtney & Mal walking through the woods.)
Mal: (Imitating Mike) "Wow Courtney! I'm really surprised you've bought me to the finale instead of Lindsay!"
Courtney: (Stops walking & glares at Mal.) "Not so fast! I only did that so I can take you down, Mike! Or should I say.. MAL! Drop the act right now!"
Mal: (Smiles and shakes his head, his hair flipping down; he speaks like his normal self from now on.) "Ooh, what a relief! Pretending to be that boring was REALLY getting to me. What'd you see me in?"
Courtney: "I saw you in a DVD that Lindsay got me!"
Mal: "You WHAT?!"
Courtney: "Yeah! She handed over the DVD to me so I can see what you've done to everybody around the competition! Especially when you eliminated Zoey!"
Mal: "Oh yeah? Well.. Zoey will cry forever when I say this.. (Whispers in her ear.) "Mike. Is. Gone. And he's is not coming back EVER!" (Chuckles & walks away)
Courtney: (Outraged) "WHAT?!"
CONFESSIONAL:
Courtney: (Groans in anger) "Mal is SO going down! I can't believe what I've seen on a DVD that Lindsay got me! Mal is gonna pay for what he has done to all of us!"
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
(Cut to the final two in front of two trees with a curtain, Chris and Chef are standing right beside the curtain.)
Chris: "Congratulations you two on making it to the finale… it's something you'll regret for the rest of your lives, which will likely be rather short, since this final challenge is SO vicious, SO brutal, SO savage….."
Courtney: "Wait, what?!"
(Mal just rolls his eyes.)
CONFESSIONAL:
Courtney: "What do you mean It's so vicious, brutal & savage?! Hopefully It's not jumping into a volcano like Zeke did in season 3."
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
Chris: "That our lawyers said we had to change it."
Courtney: (Sighs in relief.) "So, It's gonna be less dangerous then?"
Chris: (Mischievously) "No, but we told THEM we did! (Chuckles) high-five!" (Holds his hand up for Chef…. Chef doesn't respond.)
Chef: "People gonna die."
Chris: yeah, (Points to the final 2) THOSE people. (Courtney gasps in shock, & Mal looks a little nervous.) "Combatants, choose your weapon!" (The curtains open to reveal a wall of weapons; including Chef's meatball bazooka, a harpoon, a stick, two paintball guns, a bow and arrows, a leechball gun, Lightning's leg weapon from last season's finale, a slingshot, and, for some reason, Mr. Coconut and an oven mitt) "So, what'll it be? Meatball bazooka; bow and blood-tipped arrows; a leech gun; a slingshot; or… why the hell is there an oven mitt there!?"
Chef: (Hastily runs up and grabs the oven mitt.) "There was an extra hook." (Smiles sheepishly.)
(Mal grabs the meatball bazooka, while Courtney grabs the bow and arrows.)
(Cut to an open field where the contestants are all lined up with their weapons, Mal was glaring at Courtney, while she was glaring at him back.)
Chris: "Now that you've got your weapons, you'll need them to pop these balloons."(Addresses the 12 giant orange balloons floating in the sky, each one has a familiar looking shape shown in the middle.) "Each one contains a previously flushed All-Star."
Courtney: "Really Chris? Balloons?! And could they even breathe in there?!"
Chris: "I dunno.. Ask our classic competitor Owen. He filled them."
(Pan over to Owen, who is covered in bean sauce, surrounded by empty cans, and sitting next to an empty box of balloons.)
Owen: "Thanks Chris! These double deep fried beans really do the trick!" (Chuckles) "Watch!" (Grunts, as a balloon starts inflating behind him really big, Pan over to Chris; he cringes as a large popping sound is heard.) "…mommy."
Chris: (turns back to the finalists) "You have 30 seconds; any all-star you shoot down becomes your helper. Aaaaand, GO!" (Blows his air horn)
(Mal fires two shots from his bazooka, they go right through two balloons and miss. Courtney fires an arrow at a balloon; it pops, revealing Gwen, as she falls down with a scream.)
Courtney: (Smiles in joy.) "Yes!"
(Mal frustratingly fires 3 more meatballs, which only bounce off three balloons.)
Mal: "Aww, COME ON!"
(Courtney fires another arrow at a balloon; it pops revealing Duncan. As he falls down with a scream & a grunt.)
Courtney: (Cringes) "Um.. Ok?"
Chris: "Courtney has picked up Duncan & Gwen! Mike? You really gotta start trying.."
Mal: "It's Mal!" (Turns toward to Courtney.) "Courtney, why don't you take a break?" (Fires his bazooka at Courtney, causing her to fall over.)
Courtney: (Groans in disgust) "HEY! WHAT THE HELL?!"
(Mal smirks and fires four more shots, and this time they actually pop two balloons; one for Zoey, and one for Lindsay. They fall to the earth with a scream & a grunt, and the air horn sounds.)
CONFESSIONAL:
Mal: (Groans in anger) "Why Zoey & that dumb blonde bitch?! WHY?!"
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
Chris: "Time's up! (Looks to an intern with a long pole) "Ooooh, intern? Go collect the helpers, please."
(The intern walks over to the remaining balloons and raises his pole to bring down the balloons.)
Chris: "Ok, let's go!"
CONFESSIONAL:
Courtney: "You know, I'm really happy that I got Gwen as my helper. But I'll talk to Duncan of the truth about Mal. But it's a LOT better than floating them into space. But Mal needs to go!"
Mal: "If Lindsay or Zoey get in my way at all, I'll bury them alive."
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
(Cut to the bushes further in, everyone stands up, recovering.)
Lightning: (Coughes in disgust) "Man! Lightning couldn't even breathe from that horrible smell!"
Jo: (Rolls her eyes) "Whatever, Jock-Strap!"
Sierra: "This balloon thingy is so going into my blog next!"
Cameron: (Rises up from the bushes) "You can say that again, Sierra."
Scott: "This was the worst experience of a smell that I've ever seen.."
Sam: (Rises up from the bushes & spits some of them out.) "Wow.. Can't you imagine if we all floated away?"
Duncan: "Yeah nerd. We'll all be dead."
Gwen: (Hits Duncan in the shoulder.) "Duncan. Be nice!"
Duncan: "Just saying Gwen.."
Lindsay: (Rubbing her butt in pain.) "I almost broke my butt when I fell.."
Zoey: "Yeah, are you ok Linds?"
(Lindsay nods, while Zoey smiles at her.)
Chris: (Off-screen) "Yo! Everyone! Over here!"
Duncan: "Whatever Chris says.."
(Everyone walks to Chris.)
Chris: "Ok, Lindsay & Zoey, you will be helping Mal/Mike."
Lindsay: (Shocked) "What?!"
CONFESSIONAL:
Lindsay: "Mal is one of my helpers?! Please.."
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
Chris: "And Duncan & Gwen, you're on team Courtney. But, you four are here as helpers ONLY; meaning, you can't win. And as for the rest of you guys, Alejandro, Cameron, Heather, Jo, Lightning, Sam, Scott, & Sierra. You will all be seated in the peanut gallery. You got that?" (Everyone agrees, but Alejandro and Heather seem calm. Chris notices this and looks unease.) "You'll be watching them," (Still no reaction.) "With a bunch of pain!" (Starts talking through his megaphone right in Heather's ear) "Heather?! Can! You! Hear! Me!?"
Heather: (Annoyed) "Yes, Chris; I hear you!" (Eerily happy) Alejandro and I are FINE with the rules. (The other contestants gasp at the "happy" couple)
Chris: (Gasps in horror) "Oh no! Are you two…. DATING!?"
CONFESSIONAL:
(Heather is seated on Alejandro's lap)
Heather: "We don't want the money."
Alejandro: "The money was getting in the way with our happiness, & we'll both be seated in the peanut gallery."
Heather: (Forcefully) "Once we were eliminated, we could FINALLY be together."
Alejandro: "And together we are happy."
Heather: (Places both hands on Alejandro's chest) that's what I was gonna say.
Alejandro: (Puts his hand over her chin) "I knew you were going to say that."
Heather: "I knew you knew."
(They both lean in for a kiss, but a loud knocking is heard from outside.)
Chris: "Out! Get out! That is THE MOST disgusting thing that has ever happened in there!" (Heather and Alejandro simply smirk evilly.)
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
(Cut to the middle of the woods, where a white jeep, driven by an intern and Chris, is pulling along four white passenger wagons; one has Mal, Lindsay & Zoey in it, one with Courtney and Duncan & Gwen, and the last one with everyone else.)
Chris: "Mal, Courtney, This season, I decided to come up with something REALLY danger- (Stops when he remembers the intern is there) "Eer, I mean, special. Yeah… special, for the both of you;" (Gestures to something in front of them all) "Say hello to the final challenge of Total Drama All-Stars…"
(Zoom out to reveal a 4-tier mountain of moats. The bottom moat is glowing green, the next moat is glowing orange, the next moat seems normal, and at the very top appears to be a castle-like structure.)
Chris: "…The Moats of Doom!" (Lightning strikes in the sky as Chris chuckles. Everyone, except Mal of course, all gasp) "Each level has a sliver of safe-ish ground, where you'll find tools to help you survive the insane dangers that await you in each moat." (Addresses the green moat) "First moat, at ground level, is filled with toxic waste." (A fly flies into the waste, and comes out at gigantic size) "Ya might wanna avoid falling in, unless you wanna go to the prom with Ezekiel." (Addresses the orange, boiling moat) "Moat number two is… boiling hot lava!" (The fly flies up to the lava and burns its butt, it flies up to the next moat, which is full of swamp water) "The third moat is just plain old swamp water." (The fly lowers its butt into the water, cooling it off; the fly sighs with relief) "But what lies beneath," (Suddenly, Fang lunges upward, taking a huge bite out of the fly) "Will literally chew you up!" (Fang lowers himself back into the water. Gwen, Zoey, and Courtney gasp. While Scott shivers in fear.)
CONFESSIONAL:
Scott: "Seriously?! Fang is in one of the moats?!" (Screams in fear)
Gwen: (Smiling nervously) "You know, floating away in a balloon, directly into the sun, (Normally) "That's looking PRETTY good right now."
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
Sam: "Does this mean that I could go in the toxic goop to become a mutant?"
Chris: "No Sam."
(Sam groans in disappointment.)
CONFESSIONAL:
Sam: "Man.. I really want to become a mutant like Dakota. Too bad Chris wouldn't let me too.." (Sighs) "Dakota, if you're watching this. Sorry I couldn't become a mutant, but I love you!"
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
Chris: "Mal, Courtney, if you somehow survive all three moats, you must say goodbye to your helpers, and go it alone as you storm the castle!" (Pan up to the very top, which has a castle wall with Chef wearing a crown and cape sitting on top (Holding a coffee cup and thermos) and right in the middle of the castle is a stone block with a sword sticking out of it) "Take your life in your hands as you fight your way past the mad king!"
Chef: (Unenthusiastically) "I am the mad king." (Growls pathetically, then pours coffee in his cup & sips it.)
Chris: "If you get past the mad king, and find the strength to pull the sword of victory from the stone, you are the true Total Drama All-Star! And the winner of (Cut to the million dollar suitcase in front of a yellow and orange background) $1,000,000!" (Speaks quickly) "Subject to all applicable taxes and other offsets required by law." (Normally; all the contestants, helpers, and personal assistants look shocked) "Sooo…. Excited?"
Gwen: "This challenge is crazy!"
Lightning: "And sha-scary!"
Zoey: "Well.. Let's hope Courtney doesn't hurt Mal, Mike's still in there;" (Turns to Cameron) "Right, Cameron?"
Cameron: (Sighs sadly) "I don't think so, Zoey; and it's possible that Mal was always Mal, and Mike was just one personality. Either way, Mike's gone.."
Lindsay: (Tears up) "Yeah.. *sniff* He's all gone.."
(Zoey's eyes tear up, and she looks as though she's ready to burst into tears.)
Zoey: (Wipes her eyes on her arm, and takes the necklace from under her choker) "Then… goodbye, Mike. Wherever you are." (Drops the necklace in a hole and then covers it up)
Courtney: (Walks to Zoey & comforts her) "Don't worry Zoey, If Mal is really Mal, Let's go out, crush him, & win this thing!" (She high fives Duncan, Gwen, Lindsay & Zoey, while the others, except Mal cheer.)
Chris: "Ok, is Mal really Mal, or is Mal still Mike? Maybe Mike was always Mal. (Pulls out a glass of milk) "THIS is milk." (Drinks the milk.) "Will anyone survive the final challenge? If yes, will our winner be a king, or a queen? Find out right after the break, here on Total Drama All-Stars!"
(Cut back to the moats; both teams are lined up facing the moat, while the rest of the contestants are seated at the peanut gallery at the top moat.)
Mal: (Mockingly) "Good luck, Courtney; you're gonna need it!" (Chuckles, while Lindsay growls at him.)
Courtney: (Groans in anger) "Whatever Mal! You're still going down!"
Duncan: "Yeah! In your dreams, you mother*bleep*er!"
Courtney: "Duncan, before this challenge starts; I wanna have a little talk with you."
Duncan: "About what?"
Courtney: "Remember that you & Lindsay told me about Mal?"
Duncan: "Um.. Yeah!"
Courtney: "Then you're right. You did tell me the truth about him. And I'm sorry for sabotaging you throughout the challenges & beating you up about the kiss this season."
Duncan: "It's good Courtney. But I'm REALLY sorry for cheating on you a few years ago. (Gets down on his knees.) "Can you PLEASE forgive me?"
Courtney: "Of course Duncan. I'll forgive you."
Duncan: (Gets up surprised) "Wait! Does that mean we're gonna-"
Courtney: "Not now, Duncan. I have a game to win now."
Duncan: (Sighs) "Fine.."
CONFESSIONAL:
Duncan: (Sighs) "I hope we start as a couple again.."
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
Chris: (Through his megaphone) "On your mark, (The contestants get into starting positions) get set, GO! (Blows his air horn, and the three teams race towards the moat. Courtney's team stops beside the two poles.)
Courtney: (Groans) "It's too wide to jump across!"
Gwen: (Grabs the poles) "Maybe we could use these as stilts." (Dips them in the toxic waste, but the waste eats right through them.), "..or maybe not."
Courtney: "Hmm, there may be another way, if we could just line up the poles like a tightrope, I can use my tight roping lessons from CIT training to help us…" (Suddenly, a tree is thrown in front of them, creating a bridge across the moat. Duncan blows on his fist proudly.) "…Ooor that, th-that also works. Let's go!" (The three of them carefully and quickly start trudging over the tree.)
(Meanwhile, Lindsay and Mal overlook the toxic waste.)
Mal: (To Lindsay) "How're you at floating, blondie?"
Lindsay: "What do you mean how am I floating?"
(Meanwhile, Zoey looks over at the poles.)
Zoey: (Picks up a pole) "Ok, I've found the poles!" (Bends it, but it is very strong, & sighs in relief) "At least it doesn't break like this." (Lindsay's scream is heard; Zoey looks over to see Mal holding Lindsay over his head.)
Mal: "Just… stop… fighting it!"
Lindsay: "NO!"
Zoey: "Mal, stop!" (Runs over, holding the pole) "I've got a way across! We can pole-vault." (Mal drops Lindsay on the ground.)
(Pan over to Courtney's team, where they used the tree as a boat, where Duncan & Gwen were paddling it with their poles.)
Courtney: "Faster! Mal better not be catching up to us!"
Duncan: "Yeah, if this boat sinks, you'll be paying for this."
Courtney: "Whatever Duncan.. I still have a game to win!"
Gwen: "Courtney's right! Paddle faster!"
(Then they all started to paddle fast as they can.)
Courtney: "We're almost there!"
(The trio leaps over the crack, landing on the other side; the tree sinks into the toxic waste and dissolves.)
Duncan: (Sighs in relief) "That was close!"
Gwen: "You can say that again."
Courtney: "Ok enough talking! Let's win this!"
Duncan: "Ok Courtney.."
Chris: (Through his megaphone) "Courtney has crossed the first moat! Courtney is in the lead!" (Mal looks annoyed as he holds his pole.) "Courtney… winning!"
Mal: "Not for long!"
(Dashes straight towards the moat, plants his pole into the ground, and flies right over the moat, landing safely on the other side. For a moment, Mal loses his balance and is about to fall in the toxic waste.)
Zoey: (Panics) "Mike…" (Mal falls forward. Zoey sighs in relief)
Gwen: (Calling out from above) "He's not Mike; remember that or he'll introduce you to a pool of lava!"
Zoey: "Ok, right, I know that, I do."
Lindsay: "But, how do we across from here?"
Mal: (Climbing the ladder) "I'm not here to help YOU; YOU'RE here to help ME! Figure it out, blondie!"
(Lindsay growls in frustration.)
Zoey: (Gasps) "I know what to do!"
Lindsay: "What?"
Zoey: "Follow me."
(Cut to the lava moat, Mal has just finished climbing up.)
Chris: (Over megaphone) "Welcome to level 2. All tied, no one's died… YAAAAAAWN!" (Pan over to Duncan helping Gwen up to the next moat.) "Let's go, people!"
Duncan: (Picks up Gwen & puts her on the moat.) "There, at least you're safe."
Gwen: "Yeah.. What's Courtney taking so long?"
(Duncan shrugs.)
(Mal glares at them, pan over to Mike's head again as Mike & his personalities finally reached the top tower, panting & see a button.)
Mike: "Oh come on! We came all the way up here for a lousy button?" (Mike was about to press it, until Chester cuts him off.)
Chester: "It's the button that could blow up Mal's tower, you ninny!"
Mike: "What? What does it do?"
Chester: "It will just blow up Mal's tower & we'll all be fine! Push it then, POOF! (Hit's Mike's head) "We'll all be free."
(The other personalities walk up to the button.)
Vito: "Whoa! Then what happens to us?"
Chester: "I said, we'll all be fine!"
(Cut back below to Chris. Chris' cell phone is ringing; after a few seconds, Chris finally picks it up, only to be greeted by someone shouting at him from the other end.)
Chris: "True, we've got them all freed. And if they floated away, you should've tied them down!" (The yelling continues as an intern hands Chris a coffee cup, Chris takes a sip) "Well, my optometrist tested that and it turns out MY hindsight is actually quite bad." (Accidentally dropping the phone in the toxic waste) "Oops!"
(Cut over to the lava moat, Courtney made it up, while Mal is carrying Gwen, trying to throw her off the moat. Until Duncan kicks him in the groin, Mal whines in pain, as he releases Gwen back to the moat.)
Duncan: (To Gwen) "Are you ok?"
Gwen: (Panting) "Yes, I'm fine."
Courtney: "Wow Duncan! You actually saved Gwen!"
Duncan: (Chuckles) "I sure did."
(Courtney takes one step, until the ladder begins to burn, & she gasps)
Gwen: "Hurry!"
(Courtney then runs across the ladder, as it was burned alive.)
Gwen: "Jerk!" (She attempts to slap Mal, until he grabs her arm.)
Mal: "Bye-bye! You gothic bitch!" (He throws Gwen off the moat.)
Courtney/Duncan: "NO!"
(Gwen falls back to the toxic moat.)
Gwen: (Groaning) "I'm ok!"
Mal: (Towards Courtney) I'm coming for you next! (Courtney screams and hastily climbs up the ladder leading to the next level; Mal chuckles and picks up a pogo stick, looking unimpressed) "A pogo stick?" (Looks towards Chris), "Seriously?"
Chris: (Through his megaphone) "Keep in mind, not all of these items were tested for safety, and by not all & I mean none! Each one is a death trap just waiting t-"
(Chris was cut off as he saw an intern with a phone ringing, & the intern picks it up & it was the same scream.) Chris: "Should I re-word that?"
(Cut over to Zoey & Lindsay, using a tree as a boat, & Zoey rows it.)
(Cut to the edge of the third moat, where Courtney has finally crawled up to the top)
Chris: (Over the loudspeaker) Courtney makes it to level 3!
Courtney: "Yes! Whoo-hoo!"
(Cut to Duncan helping Gwen up, as she cringes in pain. & Duncan carries her bridal style.)
Duncan: "Are you ok?"
Gwen: "I think I've sprained my ankle!
(Just then, Zoey & Lindsay run by them.)
Zoey: "Oh my gosh! Gwen, are you alright?"
Gwen: "I've sprained my ankle, ok?"
Lindsay: "Hurry! We've gotta catch up to Courtney before Mal kills us!"
Zoey: "Ok!"
(They both climb up to the ladders as they reach for the 3rd moat.)
Gwen: (To Duncan) "Put me down!"
Duncan: "Zoey's right! Let's go!"
(Duncan then grabs her arm, as they both reach for the ladders, & Gwen starts limping while holding on to Duncan.)
(Cut over to the 3rd moat, where Lindsay & Zoey made it up.)
Courtney: "How did you guys get here?"
Lindsay: "We can be speedy at all times Courtney."
Courtney: (Awkwardly) "Ok.."
(On the lava moat, Mal is bouncing higher and higher on the pogo stick)
Chris: "Mal better spring into action!"
Mal: (Bouncing higher and higher)"Here… I… come... bitches!" (Finally he bounces so high, he's actually higher than Courtney, Lindsay & Zoey. He drops the pogo stick, and pounces at Courtney, Lindsay & Zoey; They all scream as Mal pounces at them, sending them all in the water.)
(Cut over to Duncan & Gwen climbing to the 3rd moat, & they gasp in shock, about what they've seen.)
Duncan: "Courtney!"
Gwen: "Zoey!"
Duncan: "Lindsay!"
(Cut to underwater Mal is viciously trying to shove the girls deeper underwater, until he gasps, and the camera zooms in on his brain again. We see Mal freefall into a field of brain matter.)
Mal: (Gets up and grunts, his eyes widen) "Huh?" (Zoom out to reveal a smoky center… right where Mal's tower used to be) impossible! …Where's my tower?!
Mike: (Off-screen) "It's gone, Mal." (Mal turns around, and finds Mike, Chester, and Svetlana standing right behind him) "It's all gone for good."
Svetlana: "Ya, und good riddance to it too!"
Mal: "No! ...How did you do this?!"
Mike: "The five of us did something the one you thought we couldn't do!" (Suddenly, a thought bubble lowers into view; where Mike tries to push the button.)
Mike: "I.. I can't! If I push this button, will I lose you guys?"
Chester: (Groans) "No ya dingwit! It will just blow up Mal's tower! The end!"
Vito: "Yeah, mate. We'll all be fine!"
Mantioba: "Yeah, we'll always be there for you."
Svetlana: "It's all worth it to stop Mal!"
Chester: "All right ladies, enough with your blubberin'! Let's do this already!"
(All five personalities put their hands together on top of the button.)
Mike: "Thank you, guys… thank you so much."
(All five of them press the button; the top of Mal's tower glows bright purple, and then explodes. After the flashback ends, the dream bubble floats away.)
Chester: (Chuckles, glaring at Mal) "That's what ya get, ya ornery little whippersnapper!"
Mal: (Growling) "You… YOUU…." (He roars and charges straight at the three. But suddenly a lasso wraps itself around Mal) "What the hell!?" (Mal looks back, and sees Manitoba and Vito holding the lasso) "You two! Let me go, NOW!"
Manitoba: (Smirking) "Looove to, Mate. But Mike's in charge again. And his orders; you can't bully us, OR torture his mates outside anymore, ya slippery blue tongue!" (Wraps the lasso around Mal's arms, rendering them immovable)
Vito: "And don't worry, we got youse a brand new cell so you can't bother nobody anymore." Mal: "What?! (Manitoba and Vito grab him by the arms; he looks pleadingly to Mike) "No… uh, d-don't do this! No one will ever cross you with me in charge! I'm a part of you."
Mike: (Without sympathy) "Yep, a part of me that I don't need anymore. Goodbye forever, Mal." (Walks away, not looking back)
Manitoba: (Smirking at Mal) "Let's go, ya skeezey dingo!" (He and Vito start dragging Mal away)
Mal: "No! NO! It's MY TIME!" (Screams louder as he is launched off in the distance) "MIIIIIIIIIIIINE!"
(Suddenly, Courtney, Lindsay and Zoey's screams are heard, echoing throughout Mike's head.)
(Cut back to reality, Fang is now looming menacingly over the girls, he roars at them. Just as he looks like he's about to take a bite out of them, Mike (Back in control) rises from the water and delivers a blow right into Fang's face. Fang is sent flying, and one of his teeth spins in the air; Mike catches it and scoots closer to Zoey.)
Courtney: (Gasps) "How did you?"
Lindsay: "Is that really you, Mike?"
Zoey: (In disbelief) "Mike… is it really you?" (Suspicious) "like REALLY, really?"
Lindsay: "Yeah, really?!"
Mike: "Yep. It's really me. And Mal is finally gone. Once & for all."
(Duncan & Gwen run over Courtney & Lindsay, as they pick both of them up out of the water.)
Gwen: "Are you two, ok?"
Courtney: "Yes Gwen. Mal is finally gone."
(Duncan & Gwen both gasp in surprise.)
CONFESSIONAL:
Zoey: (Nervously) I wanna believe him, but can I? CAN I?!"
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
Mike: (Notices something) "Hey, where's the necklace I gave you?"
CONFESSIONAL:
(Zoey squeals loudly in delight)
Duncan: (Excited) "YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHH! Mal is finally gone! I hope you burn in hell, mother*bleep*er!"
Lindsay: (Squeals in excitement.) "Take that Mal! You're all gone! I hope we'll never see you again!"
END OF CONFESSIONALS:
(At that moment, Zoey just grabs hold of Mike, and pulls him into a deep and passionate kiss. When they are done, Duncan & Lindsay both high five each other.)
Duncan: "Our mission is accomplished."
Lindsay: "Yep."
(Cut to the peanut gallery on the top moat, where everyone was cheering that Mal is finally defeated, & Alejandro & Heather start embracing passionately.)
Alejandro: "Love is a fine, fine thing."
(An annoyed Chris flies up on his jetpack.) Chris: "That's it! This is the finale! It's about pain and betrayal… and PAIN! Not hugging and kissing… PAAAAAIN!"
(Alejandro & Heather roll their eyes, as they begin to make-out passionately, while everyone in the peanut gallery groan in disgust. Cut over to the 3rd moat, where Mike & Zoey share another kiss, Courtney & Gwen both share a hug comfortably, while Gwen cringes in pain. Duncan & Lindsay shrug as they also share a hug, & Lindsay kisses Duncan on the cheek. As he blushes madly, Courtney then clears her throat at Duncan.)
Duncan: (Smiles sheepishly) "Sorry.." (He & Lindsay both pull away.)
Courtney: (Pulls away from Gwen & walks to Duncan) "You're fine. As I was saying before the challenge began, we start a relationship again."
Duncan: "Really?"
Courtney: "Yep."
(Then they both begin to make-out passionately, while Gwen gives them a thumbs up, until Lindsay runs to Gwen & hugs her, Gwen was shocked, but she returns it with a smile.)
Gwen: "Watch the ankle, ok?"
Lindsay: "Sorry Gwen!"
Gwen: (Smiles, stroking Lindsay's hair.) "It's alright, Lindsay."
Chris: (Annoyed) "That's it, new rules! Anyone who gets the sword out of the stone wins the $1,000,000!"
Zoey: (Embracing Mike) "Well Mike! It's all up to you now! (Giggles) Good luck!"
Mike: (Pulls away from Zoey) "Thanks Zoey! I better go get my money."
Zoey: (Chuckles) "You wish!" (They both start swimming in different directions)
Courtney: (Stops kissing Duncan.) "Anyone? Ok!"
Duncan: "We can share the money if we want."
Courtney: "Yeah.." (Pulls away) "I've got a game to win!"
Duncan: "Good luck, Princess!"
Courtney: "Thanks Duncan!" (Runs off)
Lindsay: (Pulls away from Gwen) "Did he say anyone?"
Gwen: "Um.. Yeah. Can you carry me?"
Lindsay: "Sure."
(Lindsay grabs Gwen's arm, Gwen starts limping again as they both go to the top moat.)
Chris: "Now this, is much better!"
(Pan up to the final level, Courtney & Mike quickly climb up the ladder to the top. Courtney pops her head up first, only to duck a flying meatball being shot from Chef's bazooka. Courtney leaps up, dodging more meatballs, and sprints to behind a rock. Chef starts shooting the other direction just as Mike pops up. Mike leaps up from the ladder and lands on his feet, and starts running towards the stone.)
Chris: "Oooh, some impressive maneuvers from both Courtney AND Mike! (Flies up to Chef on his jetpack) and unimpressive shooting from Chef! (Chef shoots a meatball at Chris, knocking him out of the air.)
Mike: "I'll say. You couldn't hit the blind side of a-"
(Chef then fires meatballs at Mike, as he dodges them.)
Mike: "Whoa! Agh! That was close!" (Continues dodging through the meatballs yelling.)
(Courtney looks at Mike, then runs toward to the stone, she begins to pull it, & she finally gets the stone loose from the stone! Courtney holds the stone over her head & gasps.)
Courtney: "I did it? I DID IT! YES! I WON!"
Chris: (Walks up to Courtney with the million dollar case) "Courtney wins the Million Dollars!"
(Everyone in the peanut gallery were all cheering for her, except Cameron & Scott. Cameron sighs in disappointment, while Scott rolls his eyes.)
Duncan: (Runs to Courtney) "YEAH! Way to go babe!" (Picks her up, spins her in the air, & he puts her down as they embrace.)
Courtney: (Tears up) "*sniff* Thanks Duncan. It's like a dream come true!"
Duncan: "Aww, tears of joy?"
Courtney: "Yes!"
(They were about to kiss again, but they get blasted in the face with a meatball.)
Chef: (Chuckles, then clears his throat nervously) I was just cleaning it, and it went off. (Courtney & Duncan both clean off the meatball, Chris gives the million dollar case to Courtney as she & Duncan continue to embrace.)
(Gwen & Lindsay both finally made it up, with Lindsay still carrying Gwen.)
Gwen: "Way to go, Courtney!"
Lindsay: "You surely deserve it!"
Zoey: (Runs to Mike) "Oh, Mike. I'm sorry you didn't win the million."
Mike: "Nah, It's cool, Zoey. At least I have you now."
Zoey: "Oh Mike!" (They kiss again.)
Heather: (Annoyed) "Ugh! What is up with Courtney & Duncan coming back-" (She was suddenly hit by a stick in the head by Gwen.)
Gwen: "Whoops! My stick slipped, OLD Heather!"
CONFESSIONAL:
Gwen: "I've been waiting to do that for FOUR seasons!" (Gives a squeaky giggle.)
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
(The rest of the contestants, except Cameron & Scott congratulate Courtney for winning, who is still tearing up in joy.)
Lightning: "Congrats angry girl!"
Sam: "You sure beat the final level of the game!"
Courtney: "*sniff* I sure did."
Sierra: "AND You've got Duncan again!"
Courtney: "I know Sierra."
Cameron: (Walks to Mike) "I'm sorry you didn't win the money, Mike. But at least you're back, buddy!"
Mike: "Yeah, It sure is great to be back."
(Then he, Zoey & Cameron all get in a group hug.)
Lindsay: "Aww! Group hug!"
(Then Lindsay, Gwen, Courtney & Duncan all get in a group hug together.)
Courtney: "You guys are the best. *sniff*"
(The camera pans over to Chris, who hears another cell phone ringing.)
Chris: (Groans) "It's the network.." (Picks it up) "Yes?" (The screams were heard on the phone again.) "Uh-huh, uh-huh. Ok! Done!" (Hangs up) "They are so happy, that they wanna go straight into a new season with an all new cast!"
(Suddenly, the island starts rumbling, steam coming out of the hole in the stone.)
Chris: "Um.. What the hell's going on?"
(Everyone pulls away & looks at Chef.)
Duncan: "Um.. Chef? What did you use to make these moats?"
Chef: (Smiles sheepishly) "A fracking machine."
Lightning: "A what?"
Lindsay: "A what machine?"
Jo: "Wow.. I guess THAT'S the reason why It's starting to shake.."
Gwen: "Whoa! You can't say that on TV!"
Cameron: "A fracking machine is a hydraulic drill! …YOU CAN'T USE IT ON AN ISLAND THIS SMALL; IT'S DANGEROUS!"
Sam: "Oh no.. It can't be true!"
Chris: (Nervously) "Why? Wha-what could happen?!" (Water starts gushing out of the stone like a geyser)
Courtney: (Groans in annoyance) "THAT WOULD HAPPEN YOU MOTHER*bleep*ER!"
Cameron: "The island is sinking!"
(Everyone starts screaming, Cameron, Mike, & Zoey all cling to each other in fear, Courtney, Duncan, Lindsay & Gwen all cling to each other in fear, while Lightning & Jo cling to each other, but they glare at each other. Alejandro & Heather also cling to each other in fear.)
Alejandro: "If we die, I'll miss you mi amor!"
Heather: "I'll miss you too!"
(Camera pans to Sierra clinging into Sam in fear, while Scott tries to find somewhere to take cover.)
Scott: (Scared) "Better hide, better hide!" (Runs & hides in the peanut gallery.)
(Cut to the dock of shame, where the yeti walks towards the Flush of Shame, holding a newspaper and whistling. Suddenly, water comes gushing out of the toilet; pretty soon water is gushing out of the Confessional, the mine, even the rocks and trees from the ground. The animals all run for their lives, excluding one squirrel who holds up a sign with a picture of a broken earth, cackling insanely. Water bursts out of the mess hall, the interns floating on one table. The butler plays a violin on the spa hotel patio, as water washes over it. Finally, pan out to the whole island, as it sinks straight into the ocean. Miscellaneous objects float away; Chef just sips his coffee cup as he floats on a rubber duck. Heather and Alejandro pop up from underwater.)
Alejandro: "Are you ok?"
Heather: "Yes. I'm fine."
Alejandro: "But, at least we have the greatest consolation prize of all… each other."
Heather: (Sighs) "Makes sense.." (Fang pops up as well; the two swim off as Fang chases them.)
(The top of a cabin floats by, with the rest of the contestants, and the case on Courtney's lap.)
Mike: "We should do this again sometime. Right guys?"
The other contestants: (Annoyed) "NO!"
Lightning: "Sha-no way!"
Chris: (Floats by on top of the confessional) "Well, that's it for our very first All-Star season. But don't worry; we're coming back with a brand new cast! And I guess a brand new island too.." (Chuckles) "Until next time, I'm Chris McLean, and this has been Total Drama All-Stars!"
(Right there, the Boat of Losers comes sailing past, carrying all the animals off the island. Right at the tow is Owen on water-skis.)
Owen: "Look, Ma, I'm water-skiing! (Suddenly trips, causing him to fall right into the water. He pop's back up and chuckles) "THAT was awesome!"
(End credits)
I bet you're all happy that Courtney won the million! And Mal finally being defeated! And also, the balloons not floating away! Sorry if I made a few mistakes I've made..
I hope you all enjoyed this re-write!
If you didn't like it, that's fine.