Episode 36.
Raisins and Goths.
(Gravity falls intro plays.)
(Dipper, Mark, Dib, Vana, Jack, Mac, Aang, Sokka, Kitty, Trever, Eric, Momo, and Appa brave the Mountain snowstorms, As they make it out they come to what lies before them.)
(Wendy Testaburger looks behind her and waves as the scene pans out to reveal South park.)
(Dipper is Dragged away from the Group and embraces Mabel, then both get scooped up in Randy's arms.)
(Dib and Vana show Mark and Jack a large footprint inside a bigger footprint, Scenes show the school and Forests of Crossover town.)
Dipper and Mabel.
Brian and Stewie.
Stan Kyle Kenny and Cartman.
Wendy Testaburger.
Chef, Mr. Garrison, and Randy marsh.
(Dipper, Mabel, and the Marsh family sit around a campfire, While the shape of a snakehead lurks in the shadows.)
(Scenes of Dr. Eggman, Tak, Cluny the Scourge, and the Horned King appear, Along with Lord Jargafar removing his hood in the shadows.)
(Several scenes with different Characters appear.)
Crossover legends.
Dipper: Your… Breaking up with me?!
Mabel, Stan, Kyle, Wendy, Kenny, and Cartman stood by as they watched Dipper and Ashley.
Ashley: You heard me.
Dipper: But… Why? What did I do? You helped save my Uncle! And now you're just dumping me?!
Ashley: It's not you Dipper, I've just found someone new, My future Husband, Harry Styles.
Wendy: Really? Do you think some Australian douchebag is into you? I thought you were smarter than that!
Ashley: Well evan if He isn't, I'll make him marry me whether he wants to or not and we'll be together forever.
Mabel: I knew you were a bitch!
Ashley: Yeah whatever, Tah, Tah!
And she walked away, Away from the kids and away from Dipper's life.
Cartman: Fuck you, Ashley! You Fuckin bitch!
Kenny: (I hope you rot in hell!)
Dipper was completely shattered by this, He couldn't even say a word.
Mabel: Ah forget her Dipper, She was a bitch anyway, There's bigger fish in the pond.
Dipper didn't say anything he just walked away as if he didn't even hear Mabel at all.
Mabel: D-Dipper?
She got no response.
Wendy: I think we should let him be for a while.
Meanwhile.
Mark paced the room anxiously, Jack and Valorie sat on the couch watching him.
Mark: I just don't get it…
Jack: Get what?
Mark: That Julia didn't take back Alexander! I mean come on! He changed!
Valorie: What are you talking about?
Mark: I don't know some teenage drama flicks.
Jack: Well that's a change, I would have thought you'd be angsting about Dipper or something.
Mark: Yeah I've decided to lay off that, After that whole thing with the Coin and the curse and the Emperor of the Night, I guess… Well considering all he actually saved us a few times, maybe I should relax a bit…
Valorie: Even after all the stuff that's been happening.
Mark: I guess, We still have a few-
Before he could finish, Dipper came into the room.
Mark: Oh Dipper, How was school today?
Dipper: Ashley dumped me…
Mark was surprised.
Mark: What? W-why?
Dipper: I don't feel like talking about it…
He then went upstairs, Leaving Mark, Valorie, and Jack worried as they starred after him.
Dipper entered his room and flopped down on his bed. A few tears started to form in his eyes.
The Next day.
Dipper walked through the Halls sadly, He opened his locker and sighed, As he unpacked, Derek Richards came up to him.
Derek: What's wrong Pines? Lost your girl?
Dipper didn't say anything.
Derek: Looks like she made a good call, Better that Fag popstar than a dork like you.
Dipper: Fuck off Richards.
Dipper slammed his locker shut and moved off, But Derek wouldn't let up.
Derek: You know, I always thought she'd dump you sooner or later, But for a pathetic Fag like Harry styles? God that is just embarrassing man, Ha! Ha! Ha!
Dipper: Leave me alone.
Derek: Aw why? Because you can't stand the thought of dying alone?
Dipper was just about to retort when Dib suddenly stepped in front of him, Followed by Vana.
Dib: Hey! Back off asshole.
Derek: Or what Bighead, You'll sic an Alien on me?
Vana: I think I see a pissed off feral Weasel behind you.
Derek froze then suddenly jumped with fright.
Derek: W-Weasels? Where!?
And he ran off screaming, Dipper smiled sadly.
Dipper: Thanks, guys.
Dib: Yeah sorry to hear about Ashley man.
Dipper: … I just don't get how she dumped me…
Vana: Because she's a bitch.
Dib: Vana.
Vana: What? It's obvious!
Dib: Yeah, but you don't say that in front of him!
Vana: Well maybe but it's kind of the truth!
Dipper: You guys think I should go talk to her?
Dib: Uh I don't know, I've seen her house.
Later.
Dipper, Dib, and Vana stood in front of a Deserted Turquoise blue house with a sold sign in front of it.
Dipper: This… This can't be it, can it?
He then spotted An Orange Rabbit passing by.
Dipper: Hey wait!
The Rabbit stopped as Dipper caught up to him.
Dipper: Is this the Johnson house? Where are they?
Fiver: Sorry, I saw them move out yesterday I think, Who are the Johnsons?
Dipper: The family that lives here.
The Rabbit whose anime was Fiver simply shook his head.
Fiver: I'm sorry but they've clearly moved out.
Dipper: Moved out…?
Vana: Well guess you'll have to face facts Dipper, It's over.
Dipper: ...Over...
Dipper walked slowly away, While Dib and Vana watched him sadly.
Fiver: Does anyone else hear music?
I'm all out of love, I'm so lost without you
I know you were right believing for so long
I'm all out of love, what am I without you
I can't be too late to say that I was so wrong
A week later.
Dipper lay in his bed curled up in his covers and listening to "I'm all out of love." As Fried Tissues and Empty soda cans were strewn across the floor, Wendy came poking into the Door.
Wendy: Dipper?
She along with Stan, Kyle, Kenny, and Cartman entered the room and looked around.
Wendy: Dipper are you in there? Jesus.
Stan went up to Dipper's bed first.
Stan: Hey man, Wendy brought us over to cheer you up.
Dipper: ...Go away…
Wendy: Dipper, You can't keep doing this to yourself, You have to go out and live!
Dipper: Why? What's the point of living when the first Girlfriend I ever had is gone?
Cartman smirked.
Cartman: God what a fag!
Kyle was about to retort when Wendy cut them both off.
Wendy: Both of you! Not now!
Kyle and Cartman immediately shut up.
Dipper: You guys just don't understand, It's like… You always hear songs about a broken heart, and you think it's just a figure of speech, But it's true, My chest hurts, I feel like, this sinking feeling where my heart is… It's broken.
Kyle: Geez Wendy, He's worse than you said.
Stan: I don't know why but I somehow sympathize with him.
Kenny: (So what are we gonna do now?)
Wendy: Hmm, maybe we could do what Mabel suggested, Do the whole matchmaking thing she does.
Stan: Wendy no offense but I think Mabel's methods are a bit… Exercise, Maybe we should just take him to Raisins.
Wendy: What's Raisins?
Meanwhile.
Raisins as it turned out was a Mini version of Hooters, Complete with cute waitresses walking around, Flirting with guys, carrying big trays of Chicken wings, and generally being peppy, Pretty messed up.
Dipper, Wendy, Mabel, Stan, Kyle, Kenny, and Cartman entered and were met by a Blonde girl.
Mercedes: Hey guys, Six of you?
She took out a Menu.
Mercedes: Right over here.
She led the group to their Table through a sea of Girls flirting with boys, Until eventually, they came to their table.
Mercedes: Here you go guys Lexxus will be right with you.
The kids all took their seats as Mercedes left.
Stan: What do you think Dipper?
Mabel: Yeah these girls look really cute.
Kenny: (Holy shit I think I've died and gone to Heaven!)
Kyle: Yeah this place is kinda neat.
Cartman: How do you know we haven't even tried the food yet?
Just then a Red-headed Girl named Lexus came up to them.
Lexus: Hey guys, How are we doing this afternoon.
Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman, and Mabel: Good.
Dipper and Wendy didn't say anything.
Lexus: I'm so glad you guys came in, Everyone here is such a loser but you guys seem really cool.
Wendy: I'm… flattered.
Lexus: So what can I get you?
Cartman: Okay, I'm gonna get the Zingy Tingy wings, And mozzarella tasty tots, Oh the Bite-sized pizzas, And a Pitcher of Lemonade.
Lexus; Great, I'll put your order in right now.
As she left, Mabel noticed a Black haired girl walking by.
Mabel: Hey, Dipper, Look over there, That Raisins girl looks really cute.
Stan: Yeah you should totally talk to her, Excuse me!
The girl noticed them and came over.
Porsche: Hey guys, My name's Porsche.
Mabel: Hello! This is my Brother!
Mabel got out of her seat and allowed Porsche to take over and sit next to Dipper.
Porsche: Oh hey cutie how are you? I love your hat!
She kept on rambling about random things, As Dipper just seemed to get more and more miserable, Wendy was glancing around the place in complete disgust as she watched the Girls strutting around saying sweet things to Boys, As the hours went by the Raisins girls were doing a YMCA show, As Cartman had stuffed himself with food.
Cartman: Oh my god… You guys… This is the greatest place on Earth…
Porsche was still babbling at Dipper as he rested his head on his hand.
Porsche: Oh my god have you ever wondered why there is so much sand at the beach? I mean, Where did all this sand come from? This one time, I saw a beetle that was this big. EWW!
Wendy got up from her seat and nudged Stan.
Wendy: Okay Stan we've seen enough.
Stan: Okay… Come on you guys.
And with that, They all got out of their seats and left, Leaving behind their payment.
Porsche: Oh my god, Thank you guys so much for coming to Raisins.
Once outside They all stopped and looked at Dipper.
Kyle: So do you feel better now Dipper?
Dipper: What do you think?
Stan: C'mon Dude, We're just trying to show there are other girls out there.
Wendy: What you mean like the ones in that place?
Everyone looked at Wendy confused.
Stan: Huh?
Wendy pointed a finger at Stan.
Wendy: You really thought Dipper would find a place in a Joint where Girls pretend to be into guys for Money?! That place is a hell hole!
Stan: W-Well a lot of guys seem to like it.
Wendy: Yeah, Because they're too stupid and pigheaded to realize they're being used!
Mabel suddenly got in between Stan and Wendy.
Mabel: Wendy! Wendy! Did you just forget why we came here?
Cartman: Yeah don't you dare dis Raisins bitch!
Wendy: Okay first off, Shut up Cartman, and second, How can you guys just accept this? This place is making little girls into Harlots at an early age! It has to be stopped!
The Next day.
We live in a world of depravity and sickness.
As war rages on, So too does the Unscrupulous subjugation of girls.
There lies a place of twisted obscenity and infidelity in our town.
A rot that has poisoned our very existence in today's society.
More and More Harlot life is becoming more and more worshiped while actual intelligence is pushed to the side in favor of it.
The aforementioned place has become a dark blight on girls throughout the town.
And the time to fight back must be now.
Together we can stop this, Together we can make a change.
Together we can bring a stop to Them.
Wendy: So how was that?
The only Audience Wendy had were Jack, Mark, Mabel, Stan, and Two Rabbits named Hazel and Bigwig, Along with Fiver.
Jack: What are you even talking about again?
Wendy: I'm preparing a petition against Raisins.
Mark: Why? it's just a knock-off of Hooters.
Wendy: With Children Uncle Mark! With little girls skimping around luring boys for their money and it's completely disgusting!
Bigwig: ...Why are we even listening to this?
Jack: You got me.
Mark: Does anyone else even know about this?
Wendy: Well I didn't until Stan showed me yesterday.
She shot a suspicious glare at Stan.
Stan: I only thought it would Help Dipper find other girls, It was either that or have Mabel do another of her "Matchmaking."
Mabel: Hey fuck you! I've put together some great couples I'll have you know! Read my scrapbook!
Hazel: So, Where is Dipper anyway?
Mark: I don't know I haven't really seen him since yesterday.
Mabel: Yeah, I've never seen him so… Depressed before, It's not like him.
Bigwig: Bah, It's probably his first breakup, Best to give the lad some space for a while, He'll be right as rain.
Wendy: Or join those stupid goth kids who dress in black and talk about pain all the time.
Meanwhile.
Dipper stood in front of the Goth kids at the side of the school building.
Pete was a kid more akin to Stan's age, With long black hair dyed red, That he flipped back when it got in his face, He wore a dark grey dress shirt, Black pants, purple buckled winklepickers, and Silver bow tie with a red center.
Pete: Life is pain, Life is only pain, We're all taught to believe in happy fairy tale endings, But there's only blackness, Dark depressing loneliness that eats at your soul.
Michael was a Tall kid with Curly black hair, A large nose and ears, He wore a long leather jacket, With a white dress underneath.
Michael: Who needs that kind of Barbie love anyway? Everyone's just walking around like a bunch of conformists, Go ahead and wear your business suits so you can make 34 thousand dollars a year so you can buy your condominium, They're all zombies racing to their graves, If love didn't work for my Mom and Dad, Why should It work for me?
Henrietta was the only girl in the goth kids, She was overweight and had medium length hair that parted in the center, She was dressed in a black dress, A necklace with a cross on it, and Black fingerless gloves.
Henrietta: My dad is such an asshole, Drunken bastard doesn't even know I exist, But then he won't let me go to the Skinny puppy concert because my heroin-addicted aunt is coming over for dinner, Dinner? That's a laugh, just another excuse for my mom to bitch at me for not wearing girly clothes like all the Britney Spears wannabees at this school.
And finally, there was Firkle, The youngest of the Goth kids, He had short black hair with a long side-swept fringe, And was dressed in a black jacket, Black pants, and Black shoes.
Firkle: They're all a bunch of Nazi conformist cheerleaders.
Dipper: But if life is only pain then what's the point of living?
Pete: Just to make life more miserable for the conformists.
Dipper: Okay so how do I join you?
Michael: If you wanna be one of the non-conformists, all you have to do is dress up like us and listen to the same music as us.
Dipper: ...K.
Meanwhile.
Wendy stood on the sidewalk with a pile of paper stacked next to her as she called out into the street.
Wendy: Speak out now for the virtue of your daughters!
Bring down the corporate Hierarchy of Raisins!
As this was going on, Mark, Jack, Mac, Hazel, Bigwig, and Fiver sat on the steps to the town hall as they watched.
Mac: Sheesh, You'd think she was campaigning to give Foxes the vote.
Jack: I'll pretend I didn't hear that.
Mac: Sorry.
Mark: I'm more worried about Dipper, This whole break up thing has just really got to him.
Bigwig: It's like I said, It's probably his first break up he'll get over.
Mark: Maybe, But you don't know Dipper like I do Bigwig, I mean, I've seen him get depressed over his self-worth before but this feels… Completely different, It's not like him to just shut down over one girl.
Jack: A girl who brainwashed him into a blind date?
Mark: Yeah… What was with her? First, she tries to brainwash Dipper, Then she saves us from Puppetino, And now she's dumped him for a singer? That doesn't make any sense.
Hazel: Did you even get around to meeting her parents?
Mark: No… I'm not even sure if she even had Parents.
Jack: Hmm, I don't seem to recall Dipper had any actual feelings for her at first any way…
Mac: Well feelings…
Suddenly Fiver began to shudder all of a sudden and moaned as he spoke out in rhyme.
Fiver: Darkness consumes the poisoned soul.
The substance death, To end the boy's way.
He then slumped onto the Steps as The others crowded him.
Hazel: Fiver! Fiver what's wrong.
Mac: What was that?!
Bigwig: Another of his Visions.
Jack: Visions?
Hazel: It's these… Feelings he gets a lot, Mostly about the future.
Mark: What did he see?
Fiver got up.
Fiver: Dipper The boy… I think I might know what's wrong with him, It may have something to do with why he's so sad.
Jack: What are you… Wait…
Jack then got up and thought.
Flashback.
Jack: Must have been a young love potion.
Trader Mags: She did it! She must have the Coin!
Puppetino: Oh yeah, I have my ways.
Dipper: Ashley dumped me…
Flashback end.
Jack shook himself out of his trance and had a horrified look on his face.
Jack: Oh my god…
Mark: Jack?
Jack suddenly turned on Mark.
Jack: I gotta get an Antidote.
And he ran off.
Mark: Jack?
Meanwhile.
Henrietta: Shallow light.
Drowning alone I gasp for air.
Coldness creeps over pale skin.
There is a sadness so deep it pulls me down.
Happiness dies in the deep dark sea.
The Goth kids were currently at Henrietta's house, Reading dark poetry.
Pete: Yeah happiness dies.
Dipper sat next to Michael his hair was dyed black, His clothes were replaced by more Darker garments and his hat had been replaced with a black fedora.
Dipper: Yeah.
Michael: Alright your turn Dipper, let's hear your poem about pain.
Dipper picked up a piece of Paper and red it.
Dipper: There is darkness all around me.
Deep piercing black I cannot breathe.
My heart has been raped.
Henrietta: Woah.
Dipper: The pain is everlasting.
I cannot live on.
The only options are death.
The need to cut my throat.
Forget all those around me.
They can all go to hell.
Michael: Woah Dude.
Pete: Yeah so Goth.
Henrietta: You really sound like you actually wanna do it.
Just then the door opened and a woman came into the Room.
Mrs. Biggle: Henrietta, Hi sweetie.
Henrietta: Go away mom, leave me alone.
Mrs. Biggle: Daddy and I just got your birthday present, But you can't see what it is until tomorrow.
Henrietta: You'd like to wait till I was dead wouldn't you? You'd like to see the Maggots eat my face.
Mrs. Biggle: You are so creative, honey.
She closed the door and left.
Henrietta: Conformist bitch.
Dipper, Michael, Pete, and Firkle: Yeah.
Meanwhile.
Wendy walked down the street as she put up flyers against raisins along the street, As she walked by an Alleyway, She heard a faint whisper coming from it.
?: Hey Hotstuff, Nice ass.
Wendy suddenly turned around.
Wendy: Huh?
?: I bet she has that all wrapped up in a sweet little knot.
Wendy: Who's there?
?: Damn, Curious much? Come have some babe?
Wendy started to edge further to the alleyway.
Wendy: Okay seriously who's in there?
?: Cunt.
Wendy: Oh you sons of bitches! I'm gonna-!
But the moment Wendy stormed into the Alleyway she heard the gate close behind her, She turned around and saw Three Raisins girls had closed the way behind, Then Mercedes, Porsche, and Lexus came up behind her.
Mercedes: So you think we're sluts huh?
Wendy: Uh… Hey?
Lexus: Want us to shut down huh bitch?
Wendy: Well it's nothing personal but-
Porsche: But what? You think you're hot shit? Trying to screw us over?
Wendy: I-I'm not trying to, it's just… I mean you guys shouldn't be working in a place where you're paid for how you look, you should all be learning a skill so you can all grow up to make something of yourselves, Like a… A businesswoman or even a doctor, And maybe… Just maybe… One of you might even be the ones… To cure cancer…
None of the Raisins girls spoke at First Until A Raisins girl named Ferrari spoke up.
Ferrari: Let's get this Feminist Skank!
Raisins girls: Yeah! Let's get her! YEAH!
They all suddenly crowded around Wendy and jumped at her!
Wendy: Hey whoa wait a minute! AGH!
Meanwhile.
Dipper and the Goth Kids sat in a restaurant called Benny's, Drinking Coffee and Writing more Dark Poetry, An elderly waitress walked by.
Pete: Hey can we get More Coffee?
Waitress: Damn it are you kids just gonna sit here all night again and drink six dollars worth of Coffee why don't you just get a life?
And she walked off.
Michael: Conformist! Have fun in your Rat race of Life living paycheck to paycheck for corporate gains.
The other goth kids agreed with a "yeah."
Pete: Dude you haven't drank your coffee.
Dipper: I don't drink Coffee…
Michael: You can't be a Non-Conformist if you don't drink Coffee.
Dipper: Fine.
Dipper then drank his Coffee.
Just then Mabel and Stan entered the Building and found Dipper with the Goth kids.
Mabel: Dipper?
Stan: Oh my god, Kyle was right.
Mabel: What the Hell Are you doing?
Dipper: Breathing deep in Darkness that devours my soul.
Stan: Dude Seriously your Aunt and Uncle want you to come home.
Dipper: So they can fill my head with more Disney lies about how perfect the world is? I don't think so.
Pete: Yeah, Why don't you just go back to your Justin Timberlake and your Barbie dolls you Conformist douches, You just don't know what real pain is.
Mabel: Really? Like you know what pain is like! Try having your entire town destroyed and your Parents dead you asshole!
Pete was stunned.
Mabel: And Dipper, Enough is Enough! Time to stop feeling sorry for yourself and come home, Everyone misses you and wants you back.
Dipper: Is Ashley gone?
Mabel: Who cares about Ashley?! She never loved you! I don't think she ever loved you! In fact, I've been meaning to try and tell you this for a while now, But She Drugged you!
Silence hung over the air, Stan and the Goth kids looked at Mabel with shocked expressions, Dipper on the other hand didn't even seem fazed by this.
Mabel: She brainwashed you into that Date at Buca Da Faggochini, And she probably gave Puppetino the Coin! She was bad news, You shouldn't even care about her!
Dipper: You're right, I shouldn't care about people, What's the point of Caring if all it brings is pain.
Stan: Dude you know that's not true, you're starting to sound like that Emo Teen you mentioned once… What did you say his name was again?
Mabel: Robbie.
Stan: Oh right.
Dipper: He was a dick anyway.
Mabel: Yeah sure but Dipper-
Dipper: And why don't you just jump ship and be goth too Mabel, You've been dumped before too, You've felt the sadness.
Mabel: Well yeah I have, And I've always felt sad about it, But at the same time, I've always felt happy that something can make me feel that sad, It makes me feel alive, human, And the only way I can feel sad right now is If I felt something really good before, So you just gotta take the bad with the Good, And then you'd feel a beautiful sadness.
Stan: ...Wow, That's…. Deep.
Dipper didn't seem to respond.
Dipper: Tell that to the living.
He then pulled out a gun, Just as Mark, Jack, Mac, Hazel, Bigwig, and FIver burst into the restaurant.
Mark: Dipper! NOOO!
Jack quickly bounded towards Dippers table before he could pull the trigger Jack knocked him out of his seat and they crashed to the ground, Jack pulled out a needle and injected it into Dippers neck, As whatever substance seep in, Dipper's skin suddenly brightened up more and he passed out, Everyone looked on with horrified expressions.
Michael: Dude… What the Fuck?!
Later.
When Dipper woke up, He found himself in a hospital bed, Surrounded by Mabel, Stan, Mark, Jack, Mac, The Goth kids, Hazel, Bigwig, and Fiver, They all listened to Dr. Doctor as he red his statistics.
Dr. Doctor: He should be alright now, The Antidote's done its work by now.
Dipper: Wha… What the Hell Happened?
Mabel: Hey Dipper, Uh this gonna be a lot to explain…
Dipper: What… What do you mean?
Everyone looked uncomfortable at each other.
Mark: Dipper, What was the last thing you remember?
Dipper: I don't know… I think Ashley broke up with me… I was sad… And after that… nothing.
Stan: You… don't remember anything after that?
Dipper: No.
Stan: Not raisins?
Dipper: Raisins?
Michael: Joining us?
Dipper: Who are you guys?
The goth kid's faces fell at this.
Pete: Aw fuck.
Dipper: Seriously what happened?
Mark: Well Dipper, We think… Ashley dumped you and poisoned you.
Dipper: What?!
Jack: Yep, Depresionex, A hazardous substance, Once drunk the subject slowly loses the will to live, Turn Goth, and then kills themselves, Your lucky Fivver foresaw the whole thing.
Fiver: Honestly this feels like a Deus Ex Machina compared to the Shining wire.
Bigwig: Please don't mention that.
Dipper: Ashley dumped and poisoned me?
Mabel: Yeah, And I did mention she also gave you a young love potion and manipulated you into loving her in the Process.
Dipper: A-and you guys just let her do it?!
Mabel: Look we tried to tell you but we just thought you wouldn't believe us.
Mark: And I was stopped at every turn!
Dipper's face contorted into a rage.
Dipper: That… Fuckign bitch!
Dipper made to grab at something.
Dipper: Could someone give me something to throw angrily?
Hazel handed him an empty plastic cup and Dipper threw it against the wall, Than he almost got out of bed before Jack stopped.
Jack: Dipper wait!
Dipper just shoved him out of the way and marched out of the room, Grabbing his clothes as he went.
Henrietta: Wow he's pretty pissed.
Mabel: Yeah you're telling me…
Mac: Wait, is he even allowed to leave now?
Dr. Doctor: Well, I did imply he was in good condition to leave, Unlike the girl.
He pulled away the curtain next to the bed to show a battered, Bruised Wendy lying in it.
Stan: Oh my god! Wendy, what happened?
Wendy: I uh…
Wendy nervously looked outside and saw Mercedes, Lexus, and Porsche glaring at her.
Wendy: I was… Attacked by a dog.
Meanwhile.
Dipper sat in his room sulking angrily to himself, He was dressed back in his old clothes and he was holding his hat in his hands, The one he got from Wendy Corduroy, His thoughts were interrupted when the door opened and Mark peaked through into the room.
Mark: Hey Dipper, Mind if I come in?
Dipper didn't say anything he just sighed, Mark entered the Room and sat next to him on the bed.
Mark: So… you feeling okay?
Dipper: I guess…
Mark sighed.
Mark: I know you're probably angry at me, We should have tried more to Stop her-
Dipper: I'm not mad at you Uncle Mark, Or Mabel and Wendy, I'm just… AGH!
Dipper whipped his head away as Mark looked sympathetically at his nephew.
Mark: Dipper, You can't get worked up over one girl.
Dipper: I know, I should have shown more backbone to her, I made it too damn easy!
Mark: Well you have that effect on girls.
Dipper glared at his Uncle annoyed.
Dipper: Yeah thanks for that.
Dipper sighed.
Dipper: You know for a while, I actually thought it would go somewhere, I never really had a serious girlfriend before… Closest things were crushing for a teenager or flirting with girls on a road trip, Never even got a kiss than Ashley came along and everything just… Suddenly revolved around her, Does that… Does that make me pathetic?
Mark: No of course not Dipper, You were in love Dipper, You had feelings for her, Maybe they were forced sure but you cared for her, And that's pretty much love enough.
Dipper: I guess…
Mark put an arm around Dipper.
Mark: Hey chin up Dipper, You're still young and there's plenty of girls out there, Someday you'll find the right one, And maybe sooner than you think.
Meanwhile.
She stood in front of a Milestone leading down the road pointing in the direction she was heading.
Crossover town, 29 miles.
Pacifica: Ugh God you're hard to get to…
End Credits.
Well I certainly hope you all enjoyed this, I know I did, If you're still confused about the whole Mystery of Ashley, Feel free to speculate until the future, I wanted to complete this before the Inauguration of Joe Biden today but you know how time flies, Which is another thing I'd like to point out, NO MORE DONALD TRUMP! YES! YES! YES! And now we're entering a new stage in the story of Crossover legends with the addition of an Old face from Gravity Falls: PACIFICA NORTHWEST!
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