Author Note: Some love, some silliness, the usual 3

Oh and Orochimaru shows up somewhere!


Okay so Sasuke might have been slowly becoming borderline obsessed. Because Naruto was everything. He filled every cold spot in his heart with sweet warm honey and now he was his fiancé. Naruto was his fiancé. Naruto wasn't perfect. He didn't need to be. Because he was perfect for him. Naruto didn't care for others like he did for him and his family.

As he stood by the exit, watching the families smother Naruto with kisses, he took the opportunity to really take everything in. Sasuke would look at pictures from before they met. His stoic expressions and the cocky smirks. The indifference of people throwing themselves at him. The only time he saw a light in his eyes was around his family. The moment he was out of range he became a frigid asshole. He didn't want to get close to anyone else. He didn't need anyone else. Sasuke remembered going out with Suigetsu to strip clubs and having dancers straddling him, trying to convince him to let them blow him in the champagne room. They'd let him fuck them both if he wanted.

He remembered the ruts that always felt unfulfilled. The hotels. So many fucking hotels because he couldn't stand the thought of bringing anyone to his home or even fucking them in his car. The number of times when he came, and he felt great. The rush was great. But it was never mind-shattering. He didn't experience mind-shattering until he was with Naruto and he almost blacked out from pleasure. Karin was good to take out his frustrations on, it helped that she at least knew him. But it was never enough. No one was ever enough.

And now?

Now he smiled. Only around Naruto, but still. There was a sense of peace that filled him when he was around the blonde. Naruto was so sincere. He never imagined he would be as outrageously in love as his brother was with Deidara. He used to talk so much shit and Itachi would tell him to just wait until he met someone that changed him. It sounded so farfetched that Sasuke would scoff at the ridiculousness.

Other's tried to get Naruto's attention. Neji and Sai. Random strangers from places they went to. He could see the looks when they were out in public. He'd heard the whispers of university staff telling him Naruto they'd heard of his reputation of sleeping around. That they would be better suited for the omega. Well really, anyone but him according to them. But every time, Naruto would just look at him with adoration and smile. A smile so deep behind his eyes that it sent chills down his spine. His indifference to others was subtle and in every gesture. Naruto was a sweet person by nature, but there was a detachment to others. They weren't allowed what he was. They weren't worthy of Naruto's love and adoration.

Sasuke was the exception. He might've been a shit person, but he fucking worshipped Naruto. He was irrevocably in love with him and would do anything in his power to make sure the blonde remained happy and stress free. He would take care of him in every shape and make sure Naruto was treated how he deserved.

Ugh. He was fucking emotional. He'd make his younger self (from last year really) cringe.

Before they got into the car, he pulled the omega towards him and hugged him tightly. He wrapped an arm around his neck and the other around his back. There was no underlying sexual motive, though there was a shit load in the air. He just wanted to treasure the moment. He wanted to remember this moment for eternity.

Naruto hugged him back tightly for a few minutes until he asked, "You okay?"

Sasuke nodded, still feeling choked up from the whole night, "Yeah I just… I don't want you to leave."

"We're engaged now." Naruto grinned, "You can't leave me." His tone was joking but his eyes betrayed the slight worry of Sasuke actually taking it all back.

"I wouldn't dare to." He cupped Naruto's face and gave him a deep kiss. He held back, not wanting to start devouring him in the parking lot. Today was special.

The moment they got in the car, Naruto couldn't keep his hands off him. Sasuke had to drive extra carefully because of how often he got distracted. He didn't want to celebrate in the car, he wanted to take his time, but Naruto had no qualms about where they could celebrate. The air reeked of arousal and Naruto was ready to ride him while he was driving. Naruto's hands started wandering up his thighs again, trying to unbuckle his belt. The alpha grabbed his hand and held it instead, making Naruto pout.

The alpha groaned, "Don't look at me like that."

"But I want you."

"I do too baby but at home."

His pout deepened, "But I don't want to wait."

"We're a few minutes away."

Naruto was about to continue complaining when he got an idea in his head, "Okay."

The tone was suspicious, but Sasuke couldn't fully take his eyes off the road. Out of the corner of his eye he saw Naruto slowly start to unbutton his shirt. His throat went dry when he saw the creamy caramel skin slowly being exposed.

"What are you doing?"

Naruto shrugged. He moved Sasuke's hand that he was holding and rubbed it across his chest, running a finger over a peach nipple. He moved the hand down, rubbing over his bulge, making sure Sasuke felt how hard he was.

The alpha groaned, and he squeezed the rock-hard cock. He could imagine how drenched Naruto was right now. He wanted to taste it, smell it, feel it on his fingers, on his dick…

"You're driving me crazy."

Naruto smirked, "Really?"

Sasuke rolled his eyes at the smug smile, "You know you do."

He shrugged, "I like to know it."

"I'll show you right now." They pulled up to the drive way and Sasuke instructed Naruto to wait as he made his way around the SUV. He opened the door and grabbed Naruto thighs, wrapping them around his hips as he carried him out. He held firmly onto his ass, as Naruto tasted the skin on his neck. It took him a bit to open the door, with Naruto sucking his neck and running his hands down his back, but as soon as the door closed, he threw Naruto on the emerald couch, making the blond giggle. He was about to lay over him, but Naruto had other plans. He pushed Sasuke down and straddled him. The alpha could feel Naruto soaking through his clothes and he moved to remove Naruto's pants, but the omega smacked his hands away. The movement startled the alpha.

"I get to touch you."

Sasuke nodded, loving the possessive tone the omega was speaking to him in.

"You're mine."

"Always baby."

Naruto ripped Sasuke's shirt, which Sasuke raised an eyebrow at because he had no idea Naruto was so strong. The blonde ran his fingernails down the muscular chest and stomach, making sure to leave red marks. He leaned in, starting to suck on the alpha's lower lip and running his tongue over it when the alpha groaned at the sting.

"Grab my ass, fiancé."

Sasuke's hands glued to the omega's fat ass, smacking it hard. It was unfortunate that he couldn't see it bounce yet, but Naruto's moan made up for it.

The blonde whispered in his ear, "Is that all you have?"

Sasuke grabbed the blonde hair and tugged it, exposing the blonde's neck. "You want to see what I have, fiancé?"

"Yeah, I do."

"Do you want me to dominate you?"

"Do you think you can, Sasuke?"

"Oh fuck." The alpha wasn't so sure he could right now with the way Naruto was looking at him. He felt under Naruto's control.

Naruto spoke against his lips, "Do you think you can handle me Sasuke?"

But he would fucking try, "Fuck yeah."

The blonde hummed, "Not yet."

Naruto ripped Sasuke's pants and boxers off, exposing his erection to the air. The blonde ran his fingers over the slit, gathering the precum and moving his fingers to Sasuke's mouth, making him taste himself. He leaned in after he removed his fingers and kissed Sasuke, mixing his tongue with his and tasting Sasuke in his mouth. He pushed Sasuke's hands off and stood back. Slowly removing his clothes and enjoying the feeling spreading down his body with the way Sasuke was eyeing him. As his clothes were removed, he spread his legs, and pumped his cock. He motioned for Sasuke to sit still.

"Look I wet I am Sasuke." He ran his fingers between his thighs, showing the alpha the slick trickling down. "Do you want to taste me?"

Sasuke nodded vigorously. He wanted it so bad.

Naruto walked forward and straddled him again. As Sasuke was about to grab his ass, he spoke "Not yet." He gathered the slick on his fingers, then Sasuke's precum and shoved the combination into Sasuke's mouth.

"Do you like the way we taste?"

"Fuck yes." He swirled his tongue around Naruto's fingers, "So fucking delicious."

Heat was starting to spread down his groin and the blonde's cock twitched, "I'm going to fuck myself on your dick, alpha."

He raised a challenging eyebrow, "Yeah?"

"Hold it firmly."

Sasuke held his cock as Naruto started sliding down on it, "Now leave your hands on the couch."

He let Naruto use him for his pleasure. He watched Naruto bounce, his dick moving with his movement and smearing precum over the pale stomach. Sasuke held his hands down firmly on the couch. The omega started riding him with ruthless vigor. Naruto was scratching his chest again and biting his lip. He'd never been this fierce and fuck did Sasuke want it. He loved to be at the omega's mercy. He loved the touch of pain the omega was giving him.

Naruto mumbled in his ear, "Leave me breathless, Sasuke."

Sasuke grabbed Naruto by the throat, squeezing gently and speaking against his lips, "You're mine."

Fuck yes he was.

Naruto heart pounded at the smoldering look in Sasuke's eyes, "You're my alpha and I'm your omega."

Sasuke nodded, "I'm all yours, my omega." He was astonished by the blonde. Naruto was dictating this. Him. He had Sasuke touch everywhere he wanted to be touched. He was demanding and insatiable. Naruto grabbed his hair and pulled his head back as he sucked hard on his neck. Sasuke wasn't going to be able to hide the savage marks (not that he wanted to). He sat back and let Naruto control him how he wanted and did everything he commanded. His thighs were drenched in the omega's slick and sweat.

Naruto let out a deep moan in his ear and Sasuke could do nothing but grunt and call out whispers of adoration. When Naruto allowed him to, he smacked each ass cheek until they were bright pink.

"Take over, alpha."

Sasuke was already ridiculously close from busting with his knot almost fully formed.

He had to make sure his omega came first. Naruto needed to be taken care of first. He felt frustrated because he wanted to dominate the blonde, but his heart was taking over. He kept feeling emotional and he felt cheesy shit building up in his throat. It was about to spill out of his mouth –

He grabbed the blonde's neck and held him close. He gave two quick powerful thrusts and kept the blonde's gaze firmly on his, "I'm never going to let you go." He gripped Naruto's hip with his other hand and held him down as he shallowly thrusted up, "I'll find you in every lifetime and make you mine." His voice choked with sentiment, "I'll always find you."

Tears fell down Naruto's face at the mixture of shattering pleasure and overwhelming unconditional love. He couldn't even speak

"You're my one – oh god – and only." Sasuke started pumping Naruto's cock, messy and out of sync. Everything felt so out of sync and it felt so special and unique and –

"I'll always – always – fuck I'm about to – "

Naruto spoke between sobs against his lips, "Iloveyou" –"Iloveyou" – "Iloveyou."

He gripped Naruto's face as he held him down, tying them together and feeling Naruto's cum splatter over his stomach. The pounding in his heart was making his vision blurry around the edges, only allowing him to see Naruto when he came. "I'll always – be blessed to exist in your world."


Today was Naruto's first day teaching for his program. He was nervous, having to teach young adults was significantly different than helping out Iruka at the daycare center. This semester he would be teaching 3 classes with about 50 students each. He'd gotten training, he felt prepared but that didn't stop the nervous jitters in his stomach.

He gathered his things at his new university office (!) and walked to the first class. Naruto glanced at his engagement ring, his heart fluttering at the memory of his fiancé. Since the engagement Sasuke was oddly extremely horny and emotional. This morning the alpha had thoroughly wished him a great first day by ravaging him as soon as they woke up. He felt an urge to want to move in together already. The blonde didn't want to go back home and be apart from Sasuke. He wanted to come home to him and the cats every night.

Naruto took a seat at the front as he waited for students to trickle in and sent Sasuke a quick text.

About to start! Wish me luck (⌒_⌒;)

You're going to do great love (* ^ ω ^)

The blonde let out a breath and shot the students a large grin, "Welcome everyone. I'm Mr. Uzumaki and I'll be your instructor for this class. The first work we will be starting is Paradise Lost. How many of you have heard or read this work?"

Barely any hands went up, but Naruto just chuckled and waved his hands when he saw the worried looks, "It's okay if you haven't. This work is heavy. I'm going to assign certain parts to pairs of two to analyze and then we will share the information."

As classes went on, it dawned on him how much he loved teaching. All of the students were listening intently and participating in discussions. He'd always gone back and forth on what he would do with this PhD. He'd considered teaching but after this, he really felt it might be his path. The blonde enjoyed being able to simplify certain subjects that people found difficult when reading or analyzing works and hoped to inspire more people to want to read more.

At the end of the day, as he was packing up, he was interrupted by the face of someone he didn't want to see. Neji. He vaguely recalled the long-haired alpha mentioning he would be working at the university but Neji's department wasn't close to his, the alpha couldn't say their run-in was an accident.

The smug alpha made a show of checking him out until his eyes narrowed at the sight of Naruto's engagement ring. "You're engaged?"

Naruto's eyes narrowed, ready to defend himself or his alpha, "Neji. What do you want?"

Neji ignored Naruto's greeting and asked again, "Are you engaged to the Uchiha?"

Naruto pursed his lips at the snarl, "Not that it's any of your business, but yes. Now what do you want?"

He saw Neji place a mask on his emotions to try and hide his anger, "I wanted to take you out for a late lunch."

Naruto tried to hold back a skeptical laugh, the audacity of this asshole. "No. I have things to do."

"What about tomorrow?" Neji wasn't ready to give up.

"Let me make this clear." He crossed his arms and squared his shoulders, "I don't want to go anywhere with you. I don't want to talk to you."

The alpha played with his long hair and tsk'd, "You're being very difficult. I moved here to get back together."

"No one asked you to. I don't want to get back together. Anything else?"

"No - "

"Good. I have to go." He shoved past Neji, trying to keep as much physical distance as he could.

Naruto scowled as he quickly left the campus. He was thankful that he wouldn't have to see Neji too often. He couldn't imagine having to spend time with the asshole. He didn't even know what he saw in him in the first place. Maybe it was that a strong alpha liked him? He'd known him for a while before Neji had made his intention to date clear. And yet he just ended up being a snobby alpha. Neji wasn't close to his family, as his dad was disowned for reasons unknown to Naruto. So, he admired Neji's work ethic at being successful in everything he did. Then he learned that Neji was a presumptuous asshole and his admiration quickly died.

He got into his SUV and checked the time. Sasuke would be out of work soon and he was itching to see the alpha. He felt the urge to ask to move in rise again. He didn't sleep as comfortably in own shared place with Gaara. He loved being in Sasuke's home. But he wasn't sure if Sasuke was ready. He wanted to ask but he didn't want to rush if Sasuke wasn't ready. Though sometimes he felt it was hinted that Sasuke wanted him to. It just wasn't said.

Naruto wondered if he should call Sasuke and ask to spend the night. Would it be too soon? They were having a short engagement, so it technically wouldn't be considered fast. Maybe he should say something but not say something? It was interesting to Naruto how he could be confident when having sex with the alpha but asking something like this made him shy. He took the plunge and sent a simple message.

Can I spend the night?

Fuck yes. Always.

He smiled at the quick response. The alpha must've been just as happy to get a message from him. He texted Gaara, letting him know he wouldn't be there but he wasn't expecting a response. Looking at the time the redhead might be in study group.

The alpha still wasn't there when he arrived, but he was still greeted by Tomato and Noodle happily meowing and rubbing against his legs.

"Hi babies!" He covered them in kisses, as usual, then shuffled to the bedroom to take a shower and change. Naruto took his time, thinking over his day. He was deep in thought and almost yelped when he saw Sasuke was laying on the bed when he exited the bathroom in the alpha's black long-sleeve v-neck and his own orange sweatpants.

"Hi love."

Naruto leaned over trying to calm his racing heart and gave Sasuke a kiss, "Tired?"

"Somewhat." He grabbed Naruto's hand and played with his fingers, "Tell me about your day."

Naruto spent the next hour telling Sasuke about his classes as they ate and when the pair got ready to go to sleep, Naruto rested his head on Sasuke's chest and sleepily gazed at the alpha. He felt so warm and so full. The blonde spotted Tomato and Noodle peeking at them from the open door and imagined them cheering him on to hint about moving in.

"I hate having to leave."

The words left his mouth before he even had a chance to stop it. Sasuke paused in scratching his scalp and looked at the blonde, "I hate when you leave too –" Oh no, he was about to start rambling, "Did – you want to wait until the wedding to live together or is before okay? Or we can find a new place, whatever you want. I just want to be home with you."

Naruto leaned up, staring intently into Sasuke's face, "Before is totally okay. I want to. Like now."

Sasuke chuckled at Naruto's eagerness, "You want to move in now? It's pretty late tonight."

Naruto pouted, "You know what I mean, meanie."

"Hm. I definitely do."

"You sure you want to? You're about to have a lot of books surrounding you."

Sasuke laughed, "We're engaged, of course I want to live together." He held Naruto's face like a treasure. It was still dark in the house, only moonlight filtering through the clear windows.

"You become needier as time goes on."

Sasuke pouted but didn't because he doesn't pout, "I just want to be surrounded by you."

Naruto leaned on his chest, thoughts swirling through his mind. Gaara could easily afford their place without him. He didn't want to change houses yet, maybe in the future, but he loved this house. They had Tomato and Noodle. He might be able to have the frogs he always wanted. A garden. He wouldn't know where to begin, but it made him so excited to start this incredible new chapter in their lives. He was ready.

"This weekend?"

"Hm?"

"I can start packing and maybe this weekend I can move everything in?"


Sweat dripped down Sasuke's back as he carried in another heavy box full of books. Naruto was not kidding when he said he owned many books. They might as well turn a whole room into a library. Thankfully they only had one more trip left. His back was starting to kill him. Shisui and Gaara helped carry in some of Naruto's plants as said blonde was busy unpacking his clothes.

"We need to put these in the south facing windows." Gaara held a jade and ponytail palm plant, "And the other ones are okay with low light."

"You know a lot about plants." Shisui grinned as he placed the smaller plants on the shelves Gaara pointed. His arms and hand were smudged in dirt.

"Plants soothe me."

"Will you help me fill my house with some?" He whirled around with big onyx eyes, "Oh! I can get a venus fly trap. I've heard those are so badass."

Gaara chuckled at Shisui's excitement, "Sure. I'll help you out."

"Thanks!" Shisui held another plant with a big grin, "And this one?" The Uchiha admired the intricate black and white vase.

"That one is mine actually, must have been brought by accident." He was about to reach for it when he changed his mind. "Actually. Keep it. It'll be the first plant in your collection."

"Really?! Thank you!" He held the plant against his chest in awe like Gaara had given him a ridiculously expensive gift.

Sasuke snorted at Shisui's expression and chugged a bottle of water, "Thanks for the help."

"Our pleasure ducky!" Shisui grinned.

"Ugh shut up. I'm too tired for that."

Gaara made his way to the front door with Shisui trailing behind, "We're going to get the last things and take out."

Sasuke walked to the bedroom after to find Naruto on the bedroom floor, organizing his clothes. He sat behind him and cradled him in his arms, "Hey love."

Naruto looked over his shoulder and smiled at his fiancé, "I'm almost done."

"How do you feel?"

"Honestly? Excited and so…at peace."

"Really?"

"Yeah." He leaned back, "I get to start and end my day with you. It's everything."

Sasuke hugged him tighter, "You're everything to me."

Naruto's heart warmed at Sasuke's words, "Wanna fuck?"


The Fam Fam

Tobi: Madara is on da Kono-hookup app?

Curly: What?! o( )o

LadyLuck: You old fuck..

Sage: Does it work? (」°ロ°)」

Dabomb: Damn Mad you went hard on those filters ( ◡‿◡ *)

Lightweight Madara: I am naturally flawless and always have been. I don't know what you're talking about.

LadyLuck: You had horrible blackheads when I met you..

Lightweight Madara: How dare you.

Boss Mom: The face masks I recommended did wonders! (*^.^*)

Cutie Pattootie: Not the same one we beg Obi to put on right?

Curly: Nahhh that's to cover the ugly (/ω\)

Tobi: fuck off t-_-t

Iru. Sweetie: ooo but what's his bio? (°▽°)/

Hottie: I bet it's something cool and suave! Like "I'll park this big Mac truck…" (*^.^*)

Kyutie: Dad please take Ma's phone away!

Hottie: He's in the bath tub with me honey (¬‿¬ )

Boss Mom: That's so romantic~ (/ω/)

Chief F: Good man. Did you use the body oils we recommended?

Ducky: Please stop. No. No.

Hottie: Yes it's soooo nice~ (*/ω\)

Copy Dog: send over the info (ᓀ ᓀ)

Lady Luck: Focus! The bio?

Tobi: I am Madara Uchiha. Capricorn gang. Big dick energy. - wtf thats what it says

Sandy: Capricorn gang (⁀ᗢ⁀)

Curly: Are we sharing horoscope signs! Libraaaaa o( ❛ᴗ❛ )o

Cutie Pattootie: Dei, those last 2 sentences sound awfully like something you would say…

Da bomb: He asked me for help, duhhh (。•̀ᴗ-)✧

Ducky: Horoscopes? Really? (ーー;)

Kyutie: Libra!

Curly: ~and on ma libra scales I'm weighing sins and forgiveness (~˘▽˘)~

Lightweight Madara: That sounds familiar. Is that from The Rap?

Lady Luck: Rap is a genre you old fuck

Lightweight Madara: You must think you're so cool Tsunade.

Lady Luck: I get invited constantly as a guest of honor at music festivals

Lightweight Madara: I do too.

Curly: You're such a liar -_-

Da bomb: But did my bio help you get laid? (ノ≧∀≦)ノ

Lightweight Madara: Yes, many times.

Hottie: Details!~ (◕‿◕✿)

Kyutie: Ma aren't you still in the bathtub?!

Sage: Big dick energy to the max

Ducky: I knew this group chat was a mistake.

Ducky: Also, Leo's are superior. (⌐■_■)


"Hello there. I'm Orochimaru. Tsunade recommended me, yes?" A long haired, fabulous, man entered the posh office wearing shades of purple from head to toe. Eye shadow? Lilac. Ribbon in his braided hair? Amethyst. Tunic shirt? Orchid. Leather pants? Eggplant. Loafers? Wine. Nails? Violet.

Sasuke warily shook the planner's hand. This guy looks like a fucking paint color strip

Naruto gave the eccentric Orochimaru a beaming smile, "Yeah! She said you have beautiful wedding venues and are great at planning!" The man had incredible taste, with the sophisticated nude art on the walls and fur rug.

"Not to brag but I am the best."

That sounds like a brag…

Orochimaru pulled out a planner and a fancy looking pen with a fur pom pom hanging from it. "Tell me details! When is the wedding?"

"December 11."

"Any specific type of venue?" He licked his lips, he needed a new lip balm. He drew the line at purple lipstick, "I have many available."

"Uh –" Naruto looked at, " – something historic would be pretty. He proposed at the historic library."

"That place is amazing. I think I have a few options." He rummaged through the folders and picked out 4. "Check these out."

The couple went over the folders and Naruto instantly fell in love with one, "Is this the secret estate of Victor Hugo?!" He asked in awe. There was no way…

"Yes! Not many people know it exists. It's very similar to the one in Paris."

Naruto looked at Sasuke with wide eyes and Sasuke's heart fluttered, "It's perfect."

"Really?" Naruto's eyes filled with unshed tears full of happiness. He couldn't believe he was going to marry the most amazing alpha he'd ever met, with the most loving family, in such an extraordinary place.

"If you love it, then yes. Of course."

"Then it's decided!" Orochimaru cheered and moved on to the next point, "Have you decided on the number of guests?"

That had come up and the number still baffled Naruto. The Uchiha family was huge. "No more than 250."

250

"That's a perfect number. Not too many."

Naruto wondered in disbelief, In what world?

"I think this is a great start! I'm going to start working on this and I'll be in touch for every other detail. I will make this as stress free as possible. Your gorgeous face doesn't need any wrinkles!" Orochimaru pressed a hang against his chest and sighed, "You two are a gorgeous pair. I'm so excited to work with you."

Once the pair entered the car, Sasuke looked at Naruto trying to hold back a laugh.

"He was…interesting."

Naruto nodded with sparkling eyes, "But the Swarovski snake headband he had on was gorgeous! Do you think they make it in orange? Or with frogs?"

Sasuke was going to have to keep Naruto hidden if he kept getting these fashion ideas.


Author Note: I've always imagined Orochimaru being sassy hehe.

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