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Class 1-A meets...
Chapter twelve: Absolute brat
The audience that had been summoned by the Realmcrafter Talespinner69 was settling down a bit after having watched the latest episode of the currently playing realm where, once per episode, a member of the family of a class 1-A student meets all of class 1-A. The show had been pretty entertaining, all things considered, and there had been a number of heartwarming moments scattered throughout.
Izuku blinked his eyes a bit. "...Umm, wow. For some odd reason there's a fuzzy, throbbing pain behind my eyes."
"Probably the soda," Tale said half heartedly.
Spinner looked a bit confused. "Umm, there is no-" Tale, with a snap of his fingers, conjured a soda in a classic malt shop glass and levitated it over to Spinner. The lizardman villain took a sip from it. "Mmm, this is good root beer!"
"Well you're a good villain," Tale replied.
"Hey, what about heroes such as myself?" Endeavor demanded, "Do we get sodas?"
"Tale isn't all that fond of you, Endeavor," Kotaro pointed out, "He's more inclined to magic a soda into existence for your son than he is for you."
"Shoto, Natsuo or Toya?" Endeavor asked, a curious look on his face.
Looking the flame hero deadass in the eye, Tale remarked in a dry tone, "Yes."
"But Natsuo isn't here," Todoroki pointed out.
"Well the principle would apply to him if he were here," Tale said, "But that's besides the point. The point here is that the next episode is ready to play."
Mina, in eager anticipation, clapped her hands together and rubbed them. "Hoo boy, this is going to be good, I can just tell!"
Endeavor, with his arms folded across his chest, gave off a self-amused hmph. "Everyone here will be in for a treat when Shoto is shown introducing his classmates to me."
"Keep telling yourself that," Dabi said as he rolled his eyes in an annoyed manner as everyone turned to face the big theater screen as the next episode of the currently playing realm had begun to play.
...
(Class 1-A meets Satsuki Asui (Tsuyu Asui's little sister)
"Oh, so now we're getting to see Tsuyu's little sister," Mina in the audience remarked in an interested tone.
"Given how we saw her act that one time, I'm a bit hesitant to see what she'll get up to here," Kyoka stated, her arms folded over her chest.
"Oh come on now," Tsuyu began, "I'm sure you're just being paranoid. I bet that, at worst, Satsuki will be just a bit rough around the edges kero."
Satsuki was in her family's house one good enough morning, making a beeline for her older brother Samidare's room. She opened the door and walked right in, startling Samidare given that Satsuki didn't even bother announcing that she was coming in before doing so. "Hey big brother, I just wanted to make sure you weren't dead," Satsuki greeted.
"Satsuki, please leave," Samidare replied, sounding upset, "I just got out of the hospital, and mom says I need to rest."
"Well that wasn't the nicest greeting in the world," Yaoyorozu in the audience commented, "And she didn't even knock first."
"In her defense, she's a young, small child," Tsuyu pointed out, "She probably doesn't have a firm grasp yet on every last thing on the difference between what's acceptable and what's not."
Satsuki would have gone on, but Beru appeared outside of the room. "Satsuki, you need to let Samidare rest," Beru lightly scolded, "He just got out of the hospital after having an asthma attack, so he needs time to recuperate."
"I'm still upset I can't go to the event at UA today," Samidare said dejectedly, "Given that a lot of pro heroes are going to be there."
"Oh yeah," Beru remarked, a somber hint of troubled resignation in her tone, "All of the UA teachers that were involved in that giant villain's rampage in the red light district had all died from their injuries, so UA is holding a service for all of them. There's also going to be a lot of pro hero merchandise sold with all proceeds going to the families of UA staff who died."
Samidare nodded dejectedly. "...There's going to be these cool Ryukyu-themed gloves that I wanted to get."
Leaning back in her seat, Nemuri in the audience had a resigned look on her face. "...So I did end up dying. Wow."
"Well apparently all of the UA teachers that were involved in that incident wth that monster were killed, Midnight," Gran Torino pointed out, "And I think that the last time it was mentioned, there's a total of nine who were lost to the rampage."
"And they're selling pro hero merch at the service event?" La Brava said in a curious tone, gesturing to the big theater screen.
Shrugging, Stain said, "Well they are going to have all proceeds go to the surviving families of those who died, according to that lady." A scowl appeared on the hero killer's face. "...But if it turns out to be a lie..."
"I'm sorry that I can't let you go sweetie," Beru said in an apologetic tone, "But you really do need to rest." Turning around to face Satsuki, Beru went on, "And you, young lady, need to let-" Beru stopped short when she saw that Satsuki was gone. "...Where did she go?"
...
Satsuki was wandering around outside, fuming. "I can't believe big brother is getting so much attention," Satsuki said to herself as she huffed in an annoyed tone, "I should be everyone's favorite, darn it." Suddenly, the youngest Asui sibling had a look on her face that suggested she just had an idea.
"I know! I'll go to big sis's school and have an adventure there! Big brother was liked by everyone when he went there, so I bet I'll be treated the same!" With her plan now in mind, Satsuki proceeded to make her way over to UA.
"So she's jealous that her older brother is getting more attention than her, even though he had an asthma attack and needs to be taken care of," Hagakure in the audience said as she began to surmise the events thus far, "So now she's heading to UA under the pretense that 'having an adventure there' will make people like her."
"Even though UA is holding a service event to honor a total of nine staff members who were all killed during a giant villain's rampage in one part of the city," Mina added.
Gesturing to the big theater screen, Spinner said, "You know, I can't help but notice how she just wandered off without even telling anyone where she's going. With the frog girl's little brother, he at least told his mother, and unlike with his little sister he clearly behaves himself. Methinks the small frog girl will get up to some mischief here."
Tsuyu gently face palmed. "...Oh no..."
...
Over at UA, Satsuki walked right into the school through the main front gate, not even being noticed by the security there. Looking around, the youngest Asui sibling saw a lot of decor fit for a memorial service. "Geez, why does big sis's school act like its grandma died?" Satsuki said to herself, then she gently shook her head. "Well, I bet that me being awesome will get everyone to cheer up."
Looking around, she saw something that grabbed her attention, a door that had some signs set up outside of it; they were the kind of signs that were often seen outside of bakeries, so naturally Satsuki thought that there would be cookies inside for her.
...
Inside one of the classrooms, Uraraka was talking to Nejire and Ryukyu, the latter having a cast on one of her legs. "You're kidding me," Ryukyu said, a look of mildly shocked disbelief on her face, "Tsuyu's little brother had a severe and nearly fatal asthma attack, and yet his only worry is how I was injured in that giant villain's rampage?"
"MY LITTLE BROTHER ALMOST DIED?!" Tsuyu in the audience exclaimed, looking mildly freaked out and on the verge of crying.
"And yet he's more concerned that his favorite pro hero was hurt," Mitsuki commented.
Nodding in agreement, Inko remarked, "I lost track of the number of times where Izuku back when he was little was worried about All Might whenever the news showed live footage of him fighting some villain."
Toshinori, with an amused look on his face, replied, "Well I'm glad to hear that there are those who truly care about me. It's one of the few things that I could ever ask for, if I'm to be honest."
Nodding in confirmation, Uraraka remarked, "He really is a sweet kid. Well behaved, too."
"I think that Tsuyu said that her little brother wanted to come to the service here because you were going to sell some of your merch to raise money for the families of UA staff who were all killed," Nejire remarked, "Tsuyu also said how her little brother wanted to leave an offering for those who died."
The dragoon hero nodded once in understanding. "Yes, he does sound like an absolute treasure." A slight look of amusement appeared on Ryukyu's face. "And since he's still trying to recover himself, I think a little...get well soon gift...might be in order." Ryukyu looked to her two interns that were with her. "You think he'd like one of each item of merch that my agency is going to sell here for the memorial event?"
"Oh, he's gonna love that I bet," Uraraka replied.
"It's nice to see pro heroes look out for their fans like that," Sekijiro in the audience remarked, "Although in this case there's the benefit of Asui's little brother knowing someone who works for his favorite pro hero."
"And how he's a precious little bean," Rappa added, drawing a nod of agreement out of Sekijiro.
"He's a good kid," Stain said, nodding in approval.
As the two girls and their pro hero mentor talked, they heard the door open, and saw Satsuki walk in. "Hey, where are the cookies?" Satsuki said, "I saw wooden signs like what you'd see at a bakery outside, so I came in here for cookies."
"There...aren't any cookies, I'm afraid," Uraraka replied, looking mildly confused.
Nodding in agreement, Ryukyu said, "I'm sure that there are vendors here today who-"
Ryukyu was cut off when Satsuki, seeing her and recognizing her, pointed right at her. "Hey, I recognize you!" Satsuki said, an annoyed pouting expression on her face, "Yeah! You're the poop lady!"
"Poop lady?" Ryukyu, Uraraka and Nejire all said in confused unison.
"Oh no..." Tsuyu in the audience said in a worried and embarrassed tone as she hunched over in her theater seat.
Spinner looked on in mild confusion. "...Geez, I never imagined that she'd be such a brat."
"I guess that not all of Tsu-chan's family is perfect," Toga remarked.
"Everyone likes you more than me," Satsuki said in an accusatory tone while pointing at Ryukyu, "So you are poop!"
Pointing at the door, Nejire said, "Get out of here!"
"You are poop!" Satsuki declared while pointing at the dragoon hero, "POOOOOOOOOOP!"
Nejire got up and went over to Satsuki to forcefully push her on out of the room, with Satsuki screaming the word poop the whole time. Nejire then closed the door behind her. "Geez, what an absolute brat!" the only girl in the big three commented in an annoyed tone.
Nodding in agreement, Uraraka said, "Totally. I swear, that girl was the complete opposite of the precious little bean that Tsuyu calls her little brother." Both Nejire and Ryukyu nodded in agreement with what Uraraka said.
"She insulted Ryukyu to her face, then annoyed her plus Nejire-senpai and Uraraka," Tsuyu in the audience said in a mortified tone, "Oh geez. Girls I am so sorry."
"I'm actually more worried about what further mischief she'll get up to," Nejire replied, "And while UA is holding a memorial service."
"That brat needs a spanking," Bakugo snarled, "Especially if she ends up fucking something up for the memorial service."
...
Later, Tokoyami was hanging something on the wall in one of the hallways, with Dark Shadow holding some supplies for him. "So wait, the teacher who I'm pretty sure moonlighted as a prostitute was one of the UA teachers killed, Fumi?" Dark Shadow asked, a curious and mildly surprised look on his face.
Rolling his eyes, Tokoyami said, "Nemuri-sensei did not moonlight as a prostitute, Dark Shadow. But yes, Nemuri-sensei was lost to the void." Taping a sign to the wall, Tokoyami went on, "And she's only one of nine UA staff who were among the overall number of pro heroes killed in that giant villain's rampage, so we need to-"
"Hey, Fumikage!" Satsuki called out, cutting Tokoyami off and making him and Dark Shadow turn to see Satsuki come walking over. "Are there any cookies and or candy being sold here? If so, can you buy me some?"
"Tokoyami's sentient quirk thinks that I'm a prostitute?!" Nemuri in the audience exclaimed in an incredulous tone.
Gesturing to the big theater screen, Dark Shadow said, "In defense of my alternative realm self here, you do give off that kind of impression." A number of audience members, mostly UA staff like Hizashi, Aizawa, Nezu and Sekijiro, all nodded in agreement.
"And now Satsuki is basically demanding that I buy her sweets," Tokoyami remarked dryly, "Probably because she knows that I'm dating Tsuyu in this realm if what I said in the episode with Samidare still holds true." Tsuyu proceeded to curl up into a fetal position in her seat.
"How does this brat know you, Fumi?" Dark Shadow asked.
Sighing, Tokoyami proceeded to explain, "This is Tsuyu's little sister Satsuki. She's the youngest out of Tsuyu, Samidare and herself at only six."
"Why didn't you tell me your girlfriend had a little sister?" Dark Shadow asked.
Tokoyami sighed again. "...I'm going to be honest. I'm not-" Tokoyami was cut off when, looking back down at Satsuki, he noticed that she was gone. "...I need to tell Tsuyu that her little sister is here," Tokoyami said as he and Dark Shadow dropped what they were both doing and proceeded to go hunt Satsuki down.
"And now she's wandering around like her older brother," Kirishima in the audience commented, "But unlike with Samidare, the little lady here isn't being cool."
"She really needs some corporal punishment," Bakugo remarked.
Sighing, Tsuyu said, "I just hope it won't get too bad..."
...
Elsewhere, Aizawa and Hizashi were talking to a lawyer. "So yeah, Nemuri left stuff to both of you in her will," the lawyer said, "Aizawa, you're inheriting Nemuri's Volkswagen van that she had imported from the United States."
"That's one of those cool classic ones from, like, the sixties," remarked the underground hero, "Awesome."
Turning to face Hizashi, the lawyer went on, "As for you Hizashi, you inherited all of Nemuri's monetary assets. However, Nemuri at the time of her death not only had no money but she was in fact in debt to her bank by five-hundred thousand yen." Shrugging, the lawyer replied in an apologetic tone, "So I guess that means you inherited Nemuri's debt instead."
Hizashi looked very much pissed off, looking like he was going to scream at the top of his lungs, with both his quirk and actual person powering the scream.
"Wow, that's real nice, Nemuri," Hizashi in the audience said dryly.
"Especially since I'm pretty sure that's not how debt and inheritances work," Aizawa commented.
As the eighteen only hero looked on in embarrassment, Sekijiro said, "Frankly, I'm worried that Asui's little sister might make things worse somehow."
As the lawyer proceeded to help Hizashi plan out how to handle what happened, Satsuki came walking over to them when she spotted them. "Who are you people?" Satsuki asked.
"Hizashi and I are teachers who work here at UA," Aizawa explained, "The more important question is who are you and what are you doing here."
"No Sho," Hizashi said in an annoyed and clearly pissed tone, "The more important question here is why, even when she is dead, does Nemuri like to fuck me?!"
Pointing to Hizashi, Satsuki said, "You said a naughty word!"
"When one finds out they're out by seven-hundred and fifty thousand yen, then they're allowed to say a few naughty words," Hizashi remarked dryly.
"Even though I'm not really out by that much thank goodness for that," Hizashi in the audience said, "I have to agree with my alternate realm self here."
Shrugging, Aizawa said, "Yeah, I can't blame you for saying that."
"I'm going to go find an adult and tell on you!" Satsuki declared before running off.
"I AM AN ADULT!" Hizashi screamed at the top of his lungs, thankfully not using his quirk at the time he was shouting.
...
Later, Satsuki wandered into a dorm building that students lived in. Wandering inside, she saw Mineta, although she didn't recognize him. Likewise, Mineta spotted Satsuki and walked over to her. "Excuse me, but what are you doing here?" Mineta asked.
"I'm looking for cookies and or candy," Satsuki replied.
Sighing in a mildly exasperated tone, Mineta said, "Look kid, you can't just wander into a dorm building here on UA grounds and demand sweets. In fact, who even are you?"
"And now Mineta is handling Satsuki," Tsuyu in the audience commented, "And he's being very responsible and understandable in this situation."
Gesturing to the big theater screen, Aizawa commented, "Mineta in this realm has been very well behaved. The only mentions of his lewd nature and other unfavorable personality traits are in regards to what he did prior to the first episode of this realm."
"See?" Mineta said, "I can be good!"
"I just want candy and stuff," Satsuki replied, "It looks like a festival is going on here, so there should be candy being sold or given out."
Gently shaking his head, Mineta said, "Yeah, just come with me. I'm taking you to Principal Nezu and letting him handle this." As Mineta walked up to Satsuki, she swung her foot up and right into Mineta's hidden treasure, scoring a critical hit.
As Mineta fell over and laid prone on the floor, the rest of class 1-A aside from the missing Uraraka, Tsuyu and Tokoyami came in and saw what Mineta was doing. "Woah man, you okay?" Kaminari asked in a concerned tone.
Pointing weakly at Satsuki, Mineta said in a squeaky voice, "She struck my jewels for no damn reason!" Everyone then turned to look at Satsuki.
"And now all of us meet Tsuyu's little sister," Izuku in the audience said.
"Right after she assaulted Mineta who has been on his best behavior," Aizawa added.
Sighing, Tsuyu said in an apologetic tone, "I am so sorry about that."
As the students looked down at Satsuki, at that moment Uraraka, Tsuyu and Tokoyami who had Dark Shadow out entered the dorm building. "Satsuki!" Tsuyu exclaimed in a scolding tone, "There you are!"
Turning to see Tsuyu and the others walk up, Satsuki said, "Oh, hi big sis!"
"Big sis?!" everyone in 1-A aside from Uraraka and Tokoyami exclaimed in surprise.
"Yeah, that absolute brat is the kid sister of Fumi's girlfriend," Dark Shadow explained to 1-A as he gestured to Satsuki, "And hoo boy, did we all hear what she got up to while here."
Listing things off of her fingers, Uraraka said, "She insulted Ryukyu to her face rather rudely, she expected Tokoyami to buy her candy, and we learned from Aizawa-sensei and Hizashi-sensei that she bothered them while a lawyer was explaining to them what they inherited from Nemuri-sensei since she was killed."
"I get the strong feeling that she's going to be grounded," Dabi in the audience remarked dryly.
Gesturing to the big theater screen, Spinner said, "That kid's causing trouble when it's the last thing that's needed at the moment."
"She needs to follow the example of her precious little bean older brother," Toga commented.
Pointing to where Mineta laid on the floor, Izuku said to Uraraka, "And she kicked Mineta in his balls."
Throwing her hands into the air, Uraraka exclaimed, "And she kicked Mineta in his balls!"
"You are in so much trouble when I tell mom and dad," Tsuyu said to her little sister in a warning tone, "This is the last thing that they need right now, especially since Samidare had just been released from the hospital following his severe and nearly fatal asthma attack."
"Oh, he's doing better, right?" Mina asked in a concerned tone.
Nodding in the affirmative, Tsuyu said, "He's getting better, thank goodness for that kero." Tsuyu then proceeded to take Satsuki and drag her away, with Satsuki screaming that she does not want to get into trouble all the while.
FIN
"...Wow, this was not the most pleasant episode in this realm," Toshinori commented.
"Yeah, no fooling!" Hizashi remarked, "I'm out seven-hundred and fifty thousand yen in this realm apparently!"
Aizawa, with a curious look on his face, said, "Umm, Hizashi, I think that he meant that in regards to how Asui's little sister was being such a brat."
Looking mildly confused, Hizashi said, "Oh yeah."
Turning to look at Kotaro, Tale said, "What do you think the rest of the family members will be like in this realm?"
"They're all adults, so we can expect better behavior out of them," Kotaro replied.
END OF CHAPTER
Author's notes;
I originally had a separate pro hero meet and greet event in mind for the Satsuki chapter, one that had a more specific theme rather than a general event like the one in Samidare's chapter, but I had to scrap that idea as it was too similar. Anyway, I need to brainstorm for the next chapter here. I wish you all a very pleasant day, well-dressed Bugs Bunny style (like the meme). Also, I did some editing to fix some errors I saw.