*Flashback*
Chris: Last time on Total Drama Action... A heart-to-heart race towards the final three was even harder as Marshal and Nova continued to act all lovely-lovely towards themselves but soon we unleashed a twist upon our cast! Turned out they weren't the only animals on the set as the cast were each paired with an animal buddy to train in their image. While some bonded pretty cutely with their animal buddies *cough* Marshal *cough*, some only needed to kill their in order to win invincibility. I still don't know how Kelly managed to do so. In the end, after a dramatic revote in the most twisted Award Ceremony ever! Nova was send packing. But that's not everything because before the ceremony Kelly was outed as a mole and soon after arrested by the police due to her too easy-going, drug-loving nature. Which brings us to the final two! Who would've guessed and who'll be taking home our grand prize of ONE MILLION DOLLARS! Find out right now on Total! Drama! Action!
*Flashback ends*
*Opening Intro*
Two spotlights appear, one from one direction and one from another. One camera appears from sewers with mice on it and second camera emerges from tree finishing with clapboard clamping down.
Dear Mom and Dad I'm doing fine,
The camera then rushes through the film set, miss Chris in his vehicle, then pass several props until it hits the clothes rack scattering clothes around.
You guys are on my mind
After that it flies over the fake cliff, leans down and drops from sky landing in a tiny swimming pool.
You ask me what I wanted to be
Inside the water Samantha is brawling with the shark
And now I think the answer is plain to see
Camera leaves water and we see Doug sleeping on the surfboard with seagulls flying into his direction until one hits him and send him down in the water.
I wanna be famous
Camera then reveal that it was Marshal who was shooting seagulls at him. Next to him stands Nova who looks annoyed that Marshal doesn't give her any attention. Camera pass them and leave the recording studio.
I wanna live close to the Sun
We see Brooke who is sunbathing with two plushies that looks like Cody and Gwen from season 1. She then starts smirking.
Pack your bags 'cause I've already won
Camera then moves to the makeup confessional where Taylor is preparing for a party until one hand from left side spray deodorant in her eye.
Everything to prove nothing in my way I'll get there one day
Camera moves to the place where Andrew is fighting with Jeremiah on two big stilts. Then Andrew throws Jeremiah down.
'Cause I wanna be famous
We move to the police movie set where Chef dressed up as cop chase after Kelly. And then we see Jared who is juggling balls in studio but when he see the camera he drops balls and accidentally he click on the button which cause explosion outside.
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na
Outside Izzy is waving to the camera and when bear next to her starts growling she growl back and start chasing terrified bear.
I wanna be
I wanna be
I wanna be famous
They pass the Lame-o-sine in which are sitting Cordelia and Kirsten. Cordelia then open the door which leads us to the Gilded Chris Award Ceremony where Chris is in his blue suit and Chef is in his beautiful pink dress.
I wanna be
I wanna be
I wanna be famous
Camera then show the view in the aftermath studio where Samuel and Nathan are sitting on the main couch and are trying to kiss each other but stop as soon as they discover camera is looking at them. Camera moves away showing other characters when on the screen above appear the Total Drama Action logo.
*Intro ends*
*Girls trailer*
The camera shows Sammy walking into the trailer, wearing only a white towel around his waist.
-I've never thought that Chris would let me had my own trailer for the last night here.- Sammy commented to himself as he closed the doors to the trailer.- It's so weird that every girl got eliminated already. And even further that I've reach a finale!- Sammy added with happiness and started squealing in joy.
-Also, now that I am alone, nobody would complain about this!- Sammy announced as he throw away the towel he was having around his waist and stood proudly in his birthday suit as the camera censored it.
*Boys trailer*
The camera shows Marshal, only in his black boxers, lying on the bed with his hamsters, as the sounds of Sammy's squealing were heard even here.
-I can't believe that he is still yelling like a little girl over everything that happened.- Marshal whispered to himself and sighed.- Guess he has something to celebrate after all. Since Nova's gone and everything...- Marshal commented looking really sad.
*Confessional-Marshal*
-I need to admit that I feel bad about Nova leaving the show. I thought that since we were together, she won't betray me but I was wrong. I was soooo wrong.
*Confessional ends*
The camera then showed Marshal trying to fall asleep just as someone started to knock on the doors much to his annoyance.
-What's now?!- Marshal said, looking really annoyed as he stood up and approached the doors and opened them. The camera then revealed that the person on the other side was Jared who was also holding a basket full of sweets.
-Hi Marshal!- Jared greeted his fellow competitor.- Chris decided to give you some treats as a reward for getting this far in the game. I've already gave Sammy his basket earlier.- Jared explained as he stepped inside the trailer and placed the basket on the floor next to Marshal's bed.
-Thanks. I guess.- Marshal replied as he rolled his eyes.- Anything else, because I want some sleep so I could beat Sammy in the finale?- Marshal asked Jared who just sit down on the random bed.
-No! It's just... that I thought maybe you would like to talk.- Jared proposed, looking not so sure about this himself.- You know, Nova tried to betray you which then lead to her being eliminated. I just thought that you must feel really bad now.- Jared explained to Marshal while the other boy sighed.
-So what that she betrayed me?- Marshal asked.- It's not like she won't come back to me as soon as I win that million, right?- Marshal added after a second which left Jared quite dumbfounded.
-Well...that might be true but I know what it mean to be separated from the one you love.- Jared explained quickly.- Remember when Izzy was eliminated?
-Yeah, because I'm the reason why she's eliminated.- Marshal replied while Jared just realized that he forgot about it.
-Oh...right. I forgot.- Jared admitted nervously.
-Look Jared.- Marshal started with a serious look on his face.- I know that you probably only want to cheer me up after everything that happened lately but I don't need help, okay?- Marshal explained to Jared while he stood up.
-Okay, I understand.- Jared replied.- I'm sorry if I come up as rude.- Jared added and then headed towards the doors.- Good night.- Jared added as he waved to Marshal and left the trailer.
The camera then showed Marshal as he sighed and lie himself on the bed when suddenly a big amount of pink smoke started to pour from the basket that Jared left for Marshal. Though it took Marshal few seconds before he noticed.
-What the?!- Marshal yelled but got cut out by the gas reaching him and making him fall asleep.
*Confessional-Jared*
-I just want to explain for the record that I really didn't knew about that sleep gas until I've heard Marshal's scream and looked back inside. Sometimes I'm really mad at Chris for what he's doing to us, really.
*Confessional ends*
*Girls trailer*
The camera shows Sammy sitting on the bed and eating some sweets from the basket which he earlier received from Chris.(And which was right now covering Sammy's private parts)
-I'm so glad that Chris gave us those. It was actually nice of him.- Sammy commented as he continued to eat when suddenly Marshal's scream were heard in the distance.
-Huh? Was it Marshal? Did something happen to him?!- Sammy yelled, now looking really frightened when suddenly a pink gas starts pouring out of the basket he was having on his legs and caused Sammy to immediately fell unconscious as the camera went black.
*Pirate ship set*
The camera now shows both finalists, now in their normal attire, tied tightly to the wooden mast of the ship by the common rope. On the left was sleeping Sammy and on the right sleeping Marshal. After a brief moment of both guys snoring, Marshal woke up and looked around in surprise.
-Huh?! What the?!- Marshal yelled in surprise and tried to move but without any success. Soon after he noticed Sammy.- Hey! Sleeping Beauty! Maybe you could wake up already!- Marshal yelled at Sammy in order to wake him up.
-No, Nate. I swear that Snakey will not kill us in sleep. We're boyfriends! You should trust me more.- Sammy mumbled quietly in his sleep while Marshal just raised an eyebrow at what he just said.
-Okay...That was kinda weird but wake up already!- Marshal yelled even louder this time which caused Sammy to finally wake up.
-Huh? What's happening?- Sammy asked as he opened his eyes and soon they widened up after he discovered the situation he and Marshal were in.- What's going on Marshal?!- Sammy yelled in surprise.
-As if I would know that!- Marshal yelled back, looking annoyed by the whole thing.- Where are we anyway?!- Marshal asked and suddenly the camera zoomed out and revealed that both boys were on the old sailing pirate ship in the middle of some sort of bay. The camera then moved back and showed the surprised looks on Sammy's and Marshal's faces.
-No way! We've been Shanghaied!- Sammy yelled in fear after a second.
-At least the rope isn't too tight.- Marshal commented.- Knowing Chef, he could tied us up even more tightly. Unless it was Jared who brought us here.- Marshal said in slight anger upon remembering what happened last night.
-Oh! I know! We could work together and then split the million!- Sammy suggested but the only reply he got was Marshal's laugh.
-Are you serious?!- Marshal asked in between the laughs.- Do you really think that I would help someone as pathetic as you! Seriously! How in the world did you even got into this finale?- Marshal said with the annoyance in his voice and soon after the camera showed the angered look on Sammy's face.
-Well, maybe because comparing to you I am actually likable person who doesn't stab people in their backs!- Sammy replied with the visible anger both in his voice and on his face.
-Maybe you are likable among the contestants but I doubt that the audience like you more than me. I mean! Come on!- Marshal commented with a smile on his face, clearly provoking Sammy.
-Even if the audience like you more that doesn't change the fact that I've won more challenges than you! Before and after merge occurred!- Sammy commented with slight amount of cockiness in his voice while Marshal rolled his eyes.
-Okay. Shut up already! I hate you and you hate me. End of story!- Marshal commented, looking slightly annoyed already by Sammy.- We need to untie ourselves anyway.- Marshal pointed out after a second.
-And how are we supposed to do this, genius?!- Sammy replied angrily after a second.- Our arms are tied too!- Sammy added with the annoyed look on his face.
-I have my methods.- Marshal said cockily and then he whistled and soon after that three hamsters emerged from the collar of his black T-shirt.
-Awww... You kept them. That's so cute.- Sammy commented happily while looking at the hamsters, totally forgetting about their quarrel last minute ago.
-Shut up!- Marshal yelled at him with an embarrassed blush on his face.- And don't you dare comment any of this even further.- Marshal commented and then whistled once more and pointed at the rope and in the minute the hamsters climb down from Marshal onto the rope and started to bite through the rope. After a few seconds they bit through it and released both Marshal and Sammy and after the end of their job they climbed onto Marshal's shoulders once again.
-Even though we're not exactly friends, I need to admit that you're handling animals pretty well.- Sammy commented, leaving Marshal with another blush.
-Geez. Thanks, I guess.- Marshal replied and looked away, trying to avoid eye contact.
*Confessional-Marshal*
-Just so you'd know. These hamsters don't make me weak in any way. I'm still all about that million and stupid Sammy isn't going to make me feel less worthy of that money with his stupid games.
*Confessional ends*
*Confessional-Sammy*
-It's really cute how Marshal bonded with his hamsters. I need to admit that even I am kinda jealous of him. But right now I am all about that million! I've never thought that I could reach the finale so now that I did I can as well try and win it.
*Confessional ends*
The camera showed both guys still trying to get rid of some of the ropes from their bodies while Chef approached them from the left while pulling the cart with the covered tray on top of it.
-Breakfast anyone?- Chef asked as both finalists turned towards him.
-And what did you decided to cook today, huh?!- Marshal asked metaphorically and then closed his eyes.- Some fried rats, maybe some grass on the rotten bread. Or maybe some living meat like the other day.- Marshal continued, still with closed eyes when suddenly Chef uncovered the tray and revealed the food which left Sammy dumbfounded while Marshal's hamsters starts looking at the food with enthusiasm.
-Marshal. I think you should look at this.- Sammy said to the other finalist while still looking at the tray. Marshal then opened his eyes and opened his mouth from surprise.
The camera then zoomed on all the food that was currently on the tray: A stack of thick pancakes with butter and syrup. Bacon and eggs. Pineapple. Fruit juice. Muffins. Every last piece looked absolutely delicious.
-Wow, Chef! You never said that Jared was the one who prepared this!- Marshal said, still in disbelief of what he was seeing.
-Because he didn't.- Chef simply replied.- Fresh fruit to ward off scurvy, hot flapjacks to prevent, uh, lice...or whatever, all prepared to my highest personal standards.- Chef explained with slight anger as he looked at Marshal.
*Confessional-Marshal*
-Since when Chef has personal standards?! All this time I thought that he simply didn't know how to cook anything else than crappy military junk! I lived in total mistake for the past six weeks!
*Confessional ends*
The camera then zoomed on the two finalists and the hamsters eating the breakfast that Chef prepared. Sammy was on the left eating bacon, Marshal was currently holding a fork with a piece of pancake on it, the black-furred hamster's head was stuffed into the muffin while the other two hamsters were eating the pineapple.
Suddenly all of them were distracted by the rope that emerged from above them stopping just before the food cart. Sammy and Marshal soon had to backed away, while the hamsters jumped onto Marshal because Chris slid down the rope and soon he was already standing on top of the cart, still holding the rope. Chris was currently wearing a full pirate costume alongside with a blue-and-yellow parrot sitting blank-eyed and at an odd angle on his shoulder.
-Yarr, maties!- Chris yelled in pirate accent as he already stood fully on the table.- Me parrot Chris Jr. Jr. Jr. and I want to congratulate...- Chris said and then adjusted the bird on his shoulder, giving the vibe of it actually being a fake one.- Ye landlubbers fer makin' it to the Final Two! And as ye can prob'ly tell, today be... Space! Zombie! Movie day!- Chris announced as the camera zoomed on his face while Marshal and Sammy looked at him in surprise and raised their eyebrows.
-It's actually pirate movie day!- Chris said after a second with his normal accent, still looking directly at the camera.- And you're on deck for a swashbuckling obstacle course, followed by a treasure hunt through the entire season's challenges.- Chris explained the finale to the both remaining contestants and then leaned towards Marshal, startling him off.- And if you wanna claim your million dollar booty, you're gonna have to rethink your approach towards everyone and then maybe even give something from yourself.- Chris ended as he touched Marshal's nose.
*Confessional-Marshal*
-As if changing my approach towards the game will change anything! I love my way of doing things and some stupid life advice from Chris ain't gonna change that! And anyway I already pretty much have that million in my pocket. Of course if I was nice then maybe I could reunite with Nova and share the prize with her but come on!
*Confessional ends*
The camera then shows Chris giving a one box of cotton swabs to the finalists each and after they grabbed them the camera turned towards the left and showed two doors leading to the restrooms.
-Obstacle number one. Swab the poop deck.- Chris explained as the camera showed a grizzly bear and a yeti each with a newspaper entering the restrooms. Bear entered the left one while yeti entered the right one. Then a few sounds of loud farts were heard from the restrooms while Marshal and Sammy cringed in disgust. The camera went back to the restrooms as a bell rang, signaling each door as it opened and its occupants emerged along with a cloud of noxious fumes. The yeti was holding its nose, and the bear paused and lit a match behind it before leaving the scene.
-Obstacle number two. Pun intended. Grab a flag, shimmy up the greased mast and fly your jolly roger.- Chris explained further parts as the camera showed Jared who was slathering the grease on the wooden mast in disgust and after that the camera showed the top of the mast were where two flags were supposed to be set.
-And then, finally...Cannonball!- Chris yelled as the camera showed a cannon waiting in the right side of the ship.- The target will be the monster movie set from the first episode. The same one where Sam had to carry the baby in attempt to save it from the monster.- Chris said, laughing a little bit.
-Hey!- Sammy yelled, looking embarrassed by the memory.
-Okay. Ready! Set! And... Go!- Chris yelled as he fired the gun he was holding into the air and then both of the contestants run towards the restrooms. Sammy to the right one and Marshal to the left one but after the second they immediately came out of them in attempt to catch some air
-Can't you give us some chemical protection suit?- Sammy asked, looking disgusted by the challenge.
-Hahahaha! No.- Chris simply replied after he laughed as Sammy and Marshal both returned to the restrooms. Then Chef, pulling the cart, and Jared, holding the bucket of grease, both approached Chris from the right.
-Oh, now I get it. You filled the food with the laxatives, didn't you?- Chris told Chef as if already knowing the answer.
-Nope.- Chef simply replied.- Just goin' out in style.- Chef added bluntly.
-Going out?! What do you mean by that?- Chris asked in confusion.
-He probably meant...- Jared started but got immediately interrupted by Chef.
-That's the last meal I'm ever gonna serve on this two-bit show!- Chef yelled and pointed his finger at Chris- I got me a gig cheffin' on a swanky cruise ship, so you can kiss my behind goodbye!- Chef yelled, this time already sounding a bit pissed off.
-Now, now. You should calm down Chef.- Jared said as he placed the bucket on the ground and step in between both hosts.
-Yeah yeah, and I got the job hosting the Oscars.- Chris commented mockingly.- Very funny.- Chris added while Chef looked at him with an angry face. Chef then shoved Jared away and throw the bucket full of grease at Chris.
-Who's laughing?- Chef said with a really angry voice as he stared at confused Chris.
The camera then moved towards the restrooms and showed Marshal alongside his hamsters as they were trying to catch some fresh air.
-I didn't expect this to be this dirty. I need to catch a breath.- Marshal commented as he breathed heavily. Then the camera shows Sammy also coming out of his restroom to catch some air.
-Yeah. Me too! I like one second away from puking.- Sammy said in disgust and then he hold his mouth and quickly went inside in order to puke. After that he once again came out, this time with a green face.- Chris! I will need another bag of these swabs.- Sammy commented as Chris throw the back to him and then both boys returned to the challenge.
-If our contestants think they have it rough...- Chris said as the camera showed Jared trying to stop Chef from doing something to Chris.- The people on Chef's fancy cruise ship will have to suffer through his slop with no chance of winning a million!- Chris commented as he looked directly at Chef.
-I really think you should stop Chris or else you would have to worry about things far worse than some yelled back comments.- Jared replied to him, just barely stopping Chef from Chris.
The camera went back to the restrooms and showed Marshal once again coming out for air with his hamsters this time waiting for him outside. Unfortunately for him, Sammy also came out, the only difference was the fact that Sammy surprisingly ended quicker than him
-Looks like Sammy will be the first to finish the deck!- Chris announced from off-camera.
-You have to be kidding me!- Marshal commented in surprise as he went back inside in order to catch up.
Sammy, still holding his mouth from the disgust, walked over to grab his gray flag.
-For a slight second I thought I was gonna die in there.- Sammy said when suddenly the yeti ran past him and Chris, clutching its behind.
-Looks like Bigfoot's not done yet.- The host said as the ape-man was shown running back into the restroom, and a few more farts uttered forth a second later. The bell rang. The door opened. And the yeti walked out in a cloud of gas. -This unfortunately means that Sammy isn't done yet.- Chris added with a grin as he handed Sammy another box of cotton swabs as the finalists started to cry in defeat.
-Now, you've got to be kidding me!- Sammy commented as he come back to the restroom with the defeated look on his face but before he entered it Marshal burst out of the door on the left.
-Finally!- Marshal yelled with a smile on his face as the hamsters climbed onto him.
-Marshal. Are you sure you don't want to team up?- Sammy asked, still having a slight hope.
-Oh, sorry.- Marshal replied him with a wide grin.- I thought that we didn't liked each other.- Marshal added and then took the black flag and went towards the mast as Sammy pursed his lips in irritation.
-Fine! But you'd better hope you can climb quickly!- Sammy yelled with new found determination as he run back into his assigned restroom.
*Confessional-Sammy*
-Why is the god hating me so much right now?! What have I done wrong to be punished in such disgusting way?! Anyway I need to focus! This will be the only chance for me to win!
*Confessional ends*
The camera then showed Marshal, holding his black flag in his right hand, as he started to climb up the grease mast but immediately got slipped down. The camera then showed him as he stood up, holding his head.
-Oh, come on!- Marshal yelled in annoyance and tried to once again start climbing but once again he was unsuccessful.
-Do you need a hand?- Sammy asked politely as he approached Marshal from behind, with a pink flag in his right hand.
-Eeee...No thank you.- Marshal replied as he stood up once again.- I don't need your help. We're enemies, did you already forget that?- Marshal asked his opponent as he once again started climbing while Sammy quickly followed him and after few seconds the camera showed Marshal placing his black flag on top of the mast and Sammy just being a few feets behind him
-Just deal with the fact that I am stronger and more likely to win, loser!- Marshal yelled as he started sliding down the mast and in the process, he pushed down Sammy and sent him straight into the ocean.
The camera then moved once again towards Chris, Chef and Jared. Jared still between them in order to prevent something nasty to happen.
-I think you should work this out!- Jared explained to them.- You are such a powerful duo after all!- Jared added with slight amount of admiration upon looking at them.
-Yeah! Jared's right! Don't you remember that we are a team!- Chris told Chef.
-Startin' now! I fly solo!- Chef replied, still with an unamused face, caused by Chris.- I'm a Maverick!
-Dude without this job, you'd still be selling street meat outside the bus station.- Chris replied while Jared facepalmed and Chef walked away with an angry look on his face and growled.
The camera then showed Marshal finally reaching the floor and running towards the cannon where Chef was already waiting and whistling.
-You ever fired an air cannon before?- Chef asked while leaning his back on the railing.
-Maybe...I don't remember everything that happened during my military service.- Marshal replied while looking quite closely at the cannon.- But I should remember some basics.- Marshal added after a second.
-If you're goin' to hit that target it's gonna take a whooole lotta air.- Chef said with a point as the camera showed the partially-eaten city set used in the first episode of the season. The camera came back to him as he motioned down to the air pump at his feet. Marshal sighed from annoyance and then shrugged.
The camera then changed and showed Sammy climbing back onto the ship with all his clothes soaking wet.
-Great. Just great.- Sammy commented as he started to climb up the grease mast once again.
Then the camera moved towards Marshal who was now pumping air as fast as he could while his hamsters slept on his shoulders. Then suddenly Marshal stopped.
-Stop! This silence is killing me!- Marshal yelled as he turned towards Chef who was standing behind him.- Aren't you going to yell at me for slacking or for pumping like a little girl or whatever?!- Marshal asked, looking surprised by the sudden change of attitude in Chef.
-Mind your own business kid.- Chef replied as Marshal continued to pump the cannon until its pressure gauge reached the end.
-I did it!- Marshal yelled in enthusiasm while Chris approached him from behind.
-Get in now.- Chris told Marshal while he raised his eyebrow.
-Are you serious?- Marshal asked.
-Buckle up Marsh!- Chris said happily while Marshal approached the cannon with an annoyed look on his face. Then Chris turned towards Chef.- You gonna fire the cannon or are you just gonna stand there and be useless?- Chris asked Chef in annoyance.
-N-n-n-now you see that!- Chef stuttered out.- That attitude is why I'm outta here! I've had it with watching you do your bogus job and get all the glory while I'm stuck with all the grunt work!- Chef yelled at Chris while he uttered a low gasp.
-Hosting is way harder than what you do!- Chris said, now looking really annoyed and angry.- Just ask Jared, he tried both.- Chris added after a second.
-That crumpy kid isn't what we're talking about now!- Chef replied in anger.
-Crumpy?!- Jared gasped in surprise as he approached two other hosts.- If you really think that being host or chef is difficult around here then you should try and compete in this crazy show!- Jared replied, now also looking quite angry himself.
-Zip it Jared! You and Chef are acting like you know everything better even though you forget that I am the host here!- Chris yelled at both of them.- If Chef think that being a host is such an easy job then why don't we swap!- Chris yelled even louder.
-Fine! I bet this will be a piece of cake!- Chef yelled back at Chris while Jared widened his eyes and looked at them in surprise.
-Wait! What are you thinking?!- Jared asked them in surprise when suddenly Chris interrupted him.
-You too, Jared! I dare you to do my host job one more time!- Chris told Jared much to his surprise.
-Wh-wh-wh-what?!- Jared stuttered out.
-Fine! Me and Jared would be the best host duo ever!- Chef suddenly yelled.- Way better than you and me ever were!- Chef added and grabbed Jared by his shoulder.
-Fine!- Chris yelled back at Chef.
-Fine!- Chef yelled back at Chris!
-Hey, guys!- Marshal interrupted them as the camera showed him, already in the cannon, with the helmet on his head while his hamsters who were still on his shoulders also now were wearing small helmets.
-Not to sound rude or anything but could you finally shut up and shoot me to that set!- Marshal yelled at the arguing hosts.- I've got a finale to win!
-Okay.- Chris said, pulling out a remote control and raising a finger to press its button. He then paused and handed it over to Chef with a smile. Chef pressed the button himself, and the camera showed Marshal being launched into the air with a shout, and the camera moved back to the three hosts.
-Like I said earlier, piece of cake!-Chef started.- Just like the rest of your job.- Chef continued but got interrupted by Chris.
-Oh yeah. You'll see!- Chris replied when suddenly it was Jared turn to argue with them.
-You both act like some stupid kindergartners! I can't wait to see which one of you will come first to the other crying because it ain't gonna be me!- Jared explained his thoughts to the others.
-Hey.- Sammy's voice suddenly was heard from off-camera.
-Oh, really Jared?- Chris asked.- Do you already forgot that when you came to this show you were just some depressed kid without future. It was thanks to me that you even got some future possibilities.- Chris yelled in a fury while Jared gasped.
-Now you crossed the line, Chris!- Jared replied, looking as pissed off as Chef was looking earlier.
-Even I am not as rude as you were now.- Chef replied coldly to Chris.
-HEY!- Sammy's voice once again was heard in the distance but once again got completely ignored.
-Yeah!- Jared nodded.- Come on Chef! We're gonna prove him that we are way better at hosting than he is!- Jared said as he turned to Chef but then he turned back to Chris and untied his necktie and throw it at Chris's face.
-Also just for the notice. After this episode I also will quit my job. Good job finding someone else who would like to serve you day and night and get nothing out of it!- Jared yelled when suddenly he got interrupted by Sammy.
-HEEEYYY!- Sammy yelled as loud as he could and caught the attention of three arguing people.
-WHAT?!- All three of them yelled as the camera showed Sammy on top of the mast with his clothes already dried and his flag attached to the mast.
-I finally did it! I still got a chance to win!- Sammy yelled but suddenly he tripped on the grease and was sent falling into the water once again with a shout.
-Sorry kid.- Chef told him as he, Jared and Chris walked over to the place where he fallen into the water- But I'm gonna have to leave you in the hands of Mr. Personality over here." Chef said as he pointed at Chris with his thumb- And get on with my super-easy hosting duties.
-I'm totally capable of shooting a boy out of a cannon on my own, thank you.- Chris replied with the annoyance in his voice.
-Yeah, we'll see about that.- Jared replied before he and Chef started to walk away.
-Aren't you two already forgetting something? It's about that time?- Chris asked while Chef and Jared both stopped and looked at Chris with raised eyebrows.- When people might go to the fridge or change channels and not come back?- Chris added after a second. Then Chef coughed into his fist, turned towards the camera and started saying.
-Who will win the million bucks? Who will not? Do not touch that clicker.- Chef started in an extremely stilted fashion and then he pointed at the camera and finally he crossed his arms.
-We will find out, right after this small break.- Jared added as he stood next to Chef but soon he got interrupted by Chef who leaned forward towards the camera and yelled:
-I SAID GET YOUR HANDS OFF THAT CLICKER!
*After the break*
The camera then changed and showed Marshal, with his hamsters clinging onto him and also in helmets, as he was flying towards the monster movie set from the first episode of the season.
The camera then showed him screaming as he landed on the ground with not too much impact and then removed the helmet and immediately started to hold his head.
-I swear to god! If I didn't die before the end of this season then I will probably had to accept Nova's apologize.- Marshal commented as he slowly stood up and regained his posture. Then after few seconds a cloud of dust interrupted Marshal as the camera showed both Jared and Chef descending from the helicopter by using the ladder.
-We're coming Marsh! Just wait a second more!- Jared yelled to the first finalist as he and Chris stood on the ground and the helicopter flew away. After that Chef pulled out some cards and started reading them.
-Sweet landing...dude!- Chef said in a very freestyle way, not really fitting him.- We're your righteous new hosts... Chef an' Jared!- Chef announced with a smile as he turned towards the camera.
-Are you serious?- Marshal asked sarcastically as he raised his eyebrow.- Okay, can we just start this so I could win that million which I 100 percent deserve.- Marshal added after a second with a really determined face.
-Oh, yeah. I think we should start with the monster challenge, Chef.- Jared whispered to Chef while the other new host nodded and started reading yet another card.
-The rest of today's challenge is a ganar-uh...- Chef started after clearing his voice but stopped upon the difficult word but soon he was able to re-read the line. Then he waved his hand so that Marshal had to quickly duck- Gnarlytreasure hunt!- Chef announced while Marshal still stood unamused.
-So what am I supposed to do?- Marshal asked, now looking slightly annoyed by Chef's behavior.
-This is actually quite simple.- Jared started.- First we will ask you a trivia question about our ex-competitors who were sadly eliminated or about the episode in total. If you answer correctly then you can skip the episode-themed challenge but if you answer incorrectly then... I'm sure you can guess.- Jared explained the entirety of the following challenge.
-Really? Trivia questions?- Marshal asked and then sighed.- Okay, you can start then, I guess...- Marshal added while Jared gestured his hands as if to tell Chef that he is leaving this one for him.
-Ehm...- Chef started as he cleared his throat.- Who got the boot after the alien movie challenge and why?- Chef read the first question to Marshal from the card.
-It's easy!- Marshal replied sounding really confident.- We eliminated Jeremy and Cordelia because of their constant singing and annoying the rest of us.- Marshal answered the question but as soon as he was about to get going Jared stopped him.
-Even though this one was correct, we are forced to ask you one more question because of the fact that the first elimination was a double one. This mean double amount of question.- Jared explained very calmly as he winked to the camera.
-That's just total BS and you know that.- Marshal replied as Chef asked him a second question.
-What is the title of the musical that Jeremy quoted the most during his time in the show?- Chef asked while Marshal now looked really angry.
-Are for real?! How am I supposed to know that?! He was eliminated nearly five weeks ago!- Marshal complained and then thought for a second.- I don't know! Something stupid like Mamma Mia?- Marshal asked, not being sure of the answer and then immediately Chef imitated a buzzer.
-Not! Too bad then!- Chef continued reading the card with the smile.- Time to get it on with the alien!- Chef announced.
-Fine! Doug beat that enormous monster in the first episode, right?- Marshal asked in order to make sure.- I'm sure that then this is probably nothing.
-Yeah...too bad for you then because in order to keep around Jeremy's and Cordelia's memory, you will need to tame that monster with a song.- Jared explained the rest of the challenge to Marshal much to his annoyance when suddenly a monster from the first episode appeared behind Marshal and immediately grabbed him and lifted him towards its face.
-Whoa! What am I supposed to sing about?!- Marshal yelled as the monster took him even closer and then roared at him which caused to blow away Marshal's hamsters which landed on Jared.
-Don't know, bro...- Chef continued his weird speech.- You need to improvise.- He added while Marshal looked at the monster, then at Chef and Jared and sighed.
*Confessional-Marshal*
-I seriously hate singing! But this is a finale! I need to make some sacrifices in order to reach my goal of winning.
*Confessional ends*
*Pirate ship set*
The camera then changes and showed Sammy once again climbing back onto the ship in the fully-wet clothes as he heard crying off-camera.
Then the camera revealed that the person crying was indeed Chris. Sammy then approached him and placed his hands on the ex-host's shoulder.
-Oh my god! Chris! Is everything okay? Why are you crying?- Sammy asked Chris, looking really surprised by this scene and also feeling bad for Chris.
-I'm not crying!- Chris said bitterly as he stopped and then camera moved further to the right just to reveal that Chris is currently cutting onions.- Stupid Chef and Jared are doing my job so now I'm doing theirs!
-No way! You don't mean that you had a fight?! But I've thought you were a duo! A friendship even the biggest quarrel can't break!- Sammy explained, looking really concerned about the whole situation.
-None of your beeswax!- Chris interrupted him angrily and then added.- Marshal has the massive lead so if you even think about winning this show the you should starts pumping up that cannon.- Chris explained as pointed at the cannon on the right side of the ship and Sammy did just as he ordered.
*Monster movie set*
The camera then returned to Marshal being still held by the monster while Chef and Jared are standing on the ground a few meters to the right of the monster.
-But do I really need to do it?- Marshal asked both new hosts.- Can I just, I don't know, dance to Jeremy's or Cordelia's instead?- Marshal added while Jared shook his heads.
-No. The producers particularly wanted someone to sing in one of the challenges.- Jared explained the situation further to Marshal with his hamsters sitting currently on Jared's shoulders.
-Yeah, somethin' about testing if it would be accurate for a possible next season.- Chef added while Marshal sighed.
*"Win This Whole Season"*
-Scales and exoskeletons... Why do they pale in comparison...- Marshal sang the first verse as the sounds of keyboard could be heard.
-...to a body that is covered up by skin. We can end this segregation...- Marshal continued as he looked the monster straight into the eyes.
-Let me go, help win and then I... Add a reward, some cash and my boy that is only the begin~i~i~i~ing.- Marshal kept the note, closed his eyes and turned his head towards the ground as the more dramatic music begun to play.
-What do you say?- Marshal said to the monster.- You help me win this season.- Marshal added while the monster raised its eyebrow at that.- Wait! Just listen to me, okay my confused big friend? We are friends, after all.- Marshal added with a smirk on his face.- I used to have some sort of doubts about lots of things but... I think that if you help me then I could help you back.- Marshal explained his reasonings.- So what do you say?! But remember there will be only one chance so to coin the phrase "Think this thoroughly".- Marshal ended his monologue and then laughed just as the music started to play again.
-Just help me win this whole season, if you really wanna reach your goal!- Marshal sang as the monster opened his hands and let Marshal stood on top of them.
-You can't sit around and watch! Your destiny is in your control!- Marshal sang as he pointed right into the monster face.
-Go an' help me win this whole season, if your life is at level too low!- Marshal sang calmly as he opened his arms as if to give the monster a hug.
-There is no need for a treason when all you gotta do is give it a go!- Marshal sang as he climbed now onto the monster's shoulders.
-But then again what do I kno~o~o~o~o~ow!- Marshal kept the note as he leaned against monster's neck and raised his hand tragically into the air.
-What I see right here is a prisone~er who's standing on top of the key!- Marshal sang as he stopped leaning and turned towards monster's face once again.
-So let me win this whole season, if you ever wanna be fre~e~e~e~e~e~e!- Marshal sang slowly making his voice quiter.
-All I gotta do is... Win this whole season.- Marshal continued to sing before monster's eyes as it looked at him.
-To dig myself out of this hole.- Marshal sang as he gestured towards the film lot.
-You wanna have the things they got... then you gotta give that dice a roll.- Marshal sang as he pointed at the monster and then gestured towards Chef and Jared.
-To win this whole season, I need you but for nothing too gore.- Marshal sang further as he jumped from the monster's shoulder right into his hands.
-Help me out, my debt will be owned. When opportunity knocks on your door...- Marshal sang as he imitated opening the doors.
-...You let them in and then settle the sco~o~o~o~o~ore!- Marshal continued and kept the note really long and stopped as soon as the more dramatic music started to play.
-Life is short, so before it's over take a chance and think it through!- Marshal sang as he raised his arms into the sky.
-You help me win this whole season! I help back! You can be sure!- Marshal ended the verse as the music slowly started to vanish and the screen started to go black and the last thing that was seen was Marshal's smirk.
*Pirate ship set*
The camera now showed Sammy, sitting in the cannon in the helmet, waiting for Chris to fire him away.
-Okay, Chris! I'm officially ready!- Sammy announced to the ex-host
- Darn these salty trade winds..- Chris said as he wiped his eyes with his sleeve.
-Are those onions still bugging you or is it something else this time?- Sammy asked, looking really concerned about Chris.
-Chef's leaving the show! And Jared probably don't want to do anything with me anymore.- Chris cried, looking really disappointed at himself.
-Really?! That's terrible! Did you consider apologizing to them and trying to work things up. Maybe if you started to give them more attention instead of just yelling at them and forcing them to do everything. Trust me, apologizing should really help you in this situation.- Sammy explained his view on the problem with his usual optimistic smile as Chris looked at him with widened eyes.
-R-r-really?- Chris asked as he once again wiped away his own tears.
-Yeah! Totally! Well, it probably couldn't hurt to being nice sometimes, either, I think.- Sammy added as Chris wiped his eyes on his sleeve again, smiled and then pressed the button on the remote which caused Sammy to be fired fired from the cannon with a surprised yell. The camera focused on Chris as he watched him landing in the ocean.
-Should pump a little too harder.- Chris commented while Sammy tried to wipe away water from his eyes.
-Thanks Chris! I already noticed!- Sammy yelled back to Chris and the started to swim back to the film lot.
*Monster movie set*
The camera then moved back to the monster movie set where Marshal was still standing on the monster's arms, singing while Chef and Jared(Marshal's hamsters currently sleeping on his shoulders) continued to look at the scene before their eyes.
-So here's the choice, my friend.- Marshal said to the monster with a really determined look on his face.- You can ignore my proposition and keep living your meaningless life in this film set or you can take everything you ever wanted. All I ask in return is that you put me on the ground and let win this whole show!- Marshal explained to the monster while it looked really lost in thoughts and after the second it nodded.
-I think I've just won this whole season! Your decision put me on the lead!- Marshal started singing again while the monster starts shaking his head in the rhythm of the music.
-That's my spirit! Our plan is in completion, am I right!- Marshal added after a second and received a nod from the monster.
-Who are they to deprive us! Who wanted to...- Marshal continued while the monster started to lower up his hands to the ground.
-Win this whole season! Never give yourself a reason to doubt!- Marshal sang and pointed one last time towards the monster.
-You gotta strike it while they're weakened! Cause that's what living's all about!- Marshal continued as he noticed that the hands of the monster were already on the ground.
-My dear guy, it's time to~o~o~o wi~i~i~ipe them OUT!- Marshal sang one last verse as he step onto the ground.
-Thanks for everything, monster!- Marshal said now as he waved to the already leaving monster, who now had a big smirk on its face and the second later the camera shows Marshal's hamsters jumping onto him and placing themselves once again on his shoulders.
-Congratulations for completing the first challenge, Marshal!- Jared said while Chef nodded as well.
-It was a piece of cake. I mean, I know that Chris is sucker but this monster's a sucker! You know what I mean?- Marshal said to the both hosts just as Sammy arrived at the place. He was still soaked from the water and was also breathing pretty heavily.
-Am...I...still...losing...?- Sammy said while also trying to catch some air.
-Well, almost dude!- Chef started again in his freestyle way but then throw away his cards.- Can I stop already with a "dude" thing?!- Chef asked looking quite annoyed by it already.
-Answer this question, Sammy. Who was eliminated in the second episode, why and what are they favorite musicals?- Jared asked the question, trying to fasten up a little.
-Jeremy...and...Cordy...They...were...found...somewhat annoying by the rest.- Sammy said as he finally catch his breath and composed his posture.- They mentioned that their favorite musicals were, respectively, "Six" for Jeremy and "Phantom of the Opera" for Cordelia.
-That's a good answer!- Jared announced while Chef grunted.
-Too bad, I was hopin' for another musical number.- Chef complained as he and Jared started to go to the next destination. Sammy also started to follow them but was immediately stopped by Marshal.
-Can we talk for a second, Sammy?- Marshal asked his only competitor left.
-If you didn't noticed we had a million to win.- Sammy pointed out.
-Yeah, I know but it's really important!- Marshal explained.- You were right earlier! We should work together and try to split up the million.- Marshal proposed to Sammy while he just stood there dumbfounded.
-Really?! You're not playing me or anything like that?- Sammy asked, looking a little bit suspicious about the offer.
-Look, I know that I'm not the most trustworthy guy around but at least give me a chance.- Marshal said to Sammy.- We would work together for this little challenges and then when it comes to the last 100 meters before the finish line... Let's just say that the best shall win.- Marshal explained his proposition while Sammy's eyes just lighten up.
-I never thought that you would come up with something like that.- Sammy said in his usual happy tone.- You're right! We should work together!- Sammy said and then both guys shook their hands as a form of agreement.
-Thanks again for everything.- Marshal replied with a smile.
-The pleasure was on my side.- Sammy replied as he started to run towards the two leaving hosts and as soon as he left Marshal's hamsters started to laugh along with Marshal.
-Yeah, you're right guys. What a dumb*ss!- Marshal said with a smirk on his face.- Thanks to him, tonight I will swim in the bath of money!- Marshal added with a laugh.- Oh yes!
*"Win This Whole Season-Reprise"*
-Win this whole season! Oh my plan is all about to unfold.- Marshal started singing quietly with a smirk on his face.
-Let's put a twist into this plot.- Marshal sang as he started to going towards the next challenge destination.
-Sammy will do everything that I've told him.- Marshal said with laugh on his face.
-Then I'll win this whole season! It's cash for me! And dirt for him.- Marshal sang as he continued to walk.
-I'm gonna give this little snot! Everything for being part of the team.- Marshal continued with a deviousness smirk.
-But only because I know he'll actually~y~y~y~y~y!- Marshal sang and looked at his hamster which started dancing on his shoulders.
-Feed my hunger for cash, I want it warm and fresh!- Marshal continued still making sure no one was listening.
-Oh, Marshal you're in for a treat!- Marshal sang to himself with an ambition in his eyes.
-Let's win this whole season! (Win this whole season). So at last, I'll have my swe~e~e~e~e~et...- Marshal sang as was nearly reached his destination.
-Re...ve~e~e~e~e~e~enge!- Marshal sang his last verse and started laughing.
*Bottom of the fake hill*
The camera shows now both Marshal, Sammy, Chef and Jared standing next to the path that is leading towards the to of the hill from 3rd and 13th episode. Behind two finalists is also placed a single barrow.
-Who was left on the editing floor after a "make a movie" challenge?- Chef asked the first question to both of the finalists.
-Taylor!- Both Marshal and Sammy said together.
-And now following questions, for Sammy, who was she friends with during her time on the show?- Jared asked the following question from the card.
-That would be Nova and Brooke.- Sammy replied while holding his chin.- I remember how Brooke was later complaining to us about how unfair this was.- Sammy added as he nervously grabbed the back of his head.
-And following up question for Marshal. What happened to Taylor on one of 4th of July in her life?- Chef asked the question while Marshal just stood dumbfounded not knowing the answer.
-You can't be serious.- Marshal said with a really annoyed face.- Why does Sammy has the easiest question on earth while I get something like this?!- Marshal asked, looking visibly angry.
-Too bad.- Chef replied.
-Whatever. I already pulled a trailer up the hill. I can do this again.- Marshal added with slight amount of cockiness.
-You haven't done a squat!- Chef yelled angrily at Marshal suddenly causing him to jump up a little.- This time you need to hold the hill up the hill.- Chef explained as he handed Marshal a shovel.
-Sometimes I hate my life.- Marshal commented as he took the shovel into his arms.
-Do you need an arms, Marshal?- Sammy asked with an intention to help.
-No. You should get ahead. We will catch up later.- Marshal replied, trying to not cause Jared or Chef to suspect anything.
-Okay. Good luck with the hill.- Sammy said as he started to run towards the next destination.
*Western town set*
The camera now shows Chef and Sammy standing in front of the water tower with a ladder leading towards the plank, high in the air. They are both standing in the middle of white-red target.
-The question is, who left in the western movie episode and who is the only person that tried to befriend her among the whole cast after her boot?- Chef asked the question from the card to Sammy.
-Well that was the traitorous Kirsten. As for the next question, who would even try to befriend her?- Sammy replied, sounding a little bit angry at the mention of her.
-Eeeehhhh!- Chef yelled as he imitated a buzzer.- Wrong.- Chef added when suddenly Marshal came back from his challenge.
-What's happening?- Marshal asked as he arrived at the scene.
-Who left in the western movie episode and who is the only person that tried to befriend her among the whole cast after her boot?- Chef repeated the question, this time to Marshal before he could even catch a breath.
-What?!- Marshal asked as if he didn't heard the question.- Oh, that? Gaffers eliminated Kirsten back then as for her friend, Nova told me that Kirsten created this whole "Anti-Kelly" thing on the aftermath with Jeremy so it's probably he.- Marshal answered the question while breathing heavily.
-And that a good answer.- Chef replied.- Sammy will have now to participate in the challenge.- Chef added as he pointed at the plank high in the air and then the camera showed that Jared is already waiting there with a horse from the 5th episode.
-Let me guess, this time horse will be landing on me?- Sammy asked as he noticed the horse and gulped.
*Jail ground set*
The camera now shows Jared, Chef, Marshal and Sammy(Who was still holding his back after the last challenge) standing inside the jail grounds and waiting for a next question.
-So the next question...- Jared started but got instantly interrupted by both Sammy and Marshal.
-Nova was eliminated after this episode!- Both of them yelled in the same time.
-The question actually was "Who was the person which got hit by the golden shovel instead of Kelly" since we will have Nova question later, so I guess both of you answered incorrectly.- Jared replied to both of them and then pointed at the obstacle course from the 7th episode.
-And, now release the hounds.- Chef slowly said which caused both Sammy and Marshal to start running through the obstacle course.
*Outside of the studio*
The camera showed both finalists still neck to neck as they stood next to a projector with a white board in front of them. Chef and Jared are also standing next to the projector but on the opposite side.
-The next question is: Who was eliminated after a horror movie challenge?- Chef asked the next question to both guys.
-And follow up for each of you: What are they loving the most?- Jared read the next question.
-Doug!- Both Sammy and Marshal replied to the first question.
-As for what's his loving the most. It is eating and doing nothing at all.- Sammy added to his answer not giving Marshal even a chance t answer to that.
-That was right. Too bad for Marshal, then.- Chef replied while Marshal just scoffed.
-Yeah. Good luck. I'm not scared of horrors.- Marshal replied as he rolled his eyes and crossed his arms.
-Who said anything about horrors?- Chef asked slowly with a smirk on his face.- Say hello to "The miracle of Childbirth".- Chef said as he turned the projector on and in the same moment Jared and Sammy turned away their eyes while Marshal, now looking disgusted and terrified by what he was forced to watch.
*Confessional-Marshal*
-Never again!
*Confessional ends*
*War movie set*
The camera shows Marshal and Sammy both standing before the place when several weeks ago Izzy, Jared and Marshal were detonating bombs in a war based challenge. Chef and Jared are currently standing before the,.
-The next question is: Who was eliminated after a war movie challenge and what was she incarnated from.- Chef asked the next question.
-It was Izzy!- Marshal quickly replied.- She is really crazy so it could be anything.- Marshal then added but was then stopped by Chef who pointed at the mine field which caused Marshal to sigh and start running towards it.
-Okay, now question for Sammy. What does she did in order to wake me up in episode 9th?- Jared asked, looking quite embarrassed himself.
-Actually...I don't seem to remember. I was making out with Nathan back then.- Sammy replied with a slight blush on his face and a second later Jared pointed at the mine field which caused Sammy to sigh and start running towards it with a frightened face.
The camera then focused on Chef and Jared as Chris approached them, now wearing his normal clothes, from the left.
-Let's see what do we have here.- Chris commented as Chef and Jared turned towards him.
-What do you want?- Jared asked, being still angry at Chris.
-I don't know if you noticed by we're almost at the end of the episode and you are still not through this challenge!- Chris complained.- Do you think our viewers want to see them answering some questions?- Chris asked as the camera showed Marshal and Sammy running through a mine field and activating almost half of them. Both of them are also screaming.
-So what?!- Chef yelled.- It's our show now! Not yours!- Chef yelled at Chris but got interrupted.
-Look. As a part of host job it is important to make sure that the viewers are not bored so you need to fasten up a little. Let's make a deal. I will go with Sammy and you will go with Marshal.- Chris suggested an idea to Chef.
-Fine. But it's not like we needed any help.- Chef commented as he walked away.
-And what about me?- Jared asked the ex-host.
-Look, Jared. You was right and I'm sorry.- Chris said.- I want to make things right with Chef and I shouldn't have said those things about you. So what? We're even?- Chris asked after he apologized to Jared which caused him to sigh.
-Fine. Apologize accepted.- Jared said after a second.- But don't expect me to be your help in another season. As soon as our contact will expire, I will stop working for you.- Jared said to the host.
-Works with me.- Chris replied with a smirk on his face.- So Jared, what do you say that as your first task back you will go and pack mine, Chef's and yours things. I think we deserved little something called vacation.- Chris explained which caused Jared to chuckle up a little.
-Ay, ay, sir!- Jared saluted as a joke and went away.
*Confessional-Jared*
-I'm happy that Chris apologized to me. I really hope that he would makes things right with Chef. And also who says no to a free vacation?! Do you think they will allow me to bring Izzy?
*Confessional ends*
*First National Bank of Chris*
The camera shows now Chris and Sammy standing before the counter.
-Wait! Where is Marshal?- Sammy asked.
-He already answered this episode question. If you haven't slouch at the mine field then maybe you would also be further.
-Sorry.- Sammy replied.- And before you ask, Sister got eliminated in this episode.
-And, I can't believe I'm asking that, but how many abortions Kelly has?- Chris asked the question, sounding really disgusted by it.
-Look, I'm not proud of that either and I'm her friend.- Sammy said at the beginning.- She had seven by now.- Sammy answered the question and Chris gave him a thumbs up.
*Badminton Court*
The camera now shows Marshal playing badminton with a bear while Chef is sitting on the bench, watching.
-Are you serious?!- Marshal yelled as he defended the point.- How I was supposed to know Jared's ex-girlfriend's name. Yet alone that he had a girlfriend before Izzy?!- Marshal yelled at Chef in annoyance as he continued to play.
*Time skip*
This time the camera shows Sammy with Chris at the badminton court.
-Oh! Oh! Her name was Seredina De Parsel. Too bad they wasn't long with each other because Jared's mother didn't approving their relationship.- Sammy answered the question and Chris nodded.
*Town set*
The camera now shows Marshal, wearing his superhero costume from 17th episode consisting of: original black boots, black spandex leggings, a black long-sleeved T-shirt and it all covered with black tin plate armor and a black, tin helmet with a T-shaped view. His hamsters are currently hiding inside his helmet. The camera shows him running through an obstacle course from said episode.
-I swear those question are getting more ridiculous!- Marshal yelled out as he starts running on the power line.
*Time skip*
The camera now shows Chris with Sammy before the set for that episode.
-Oh come on Chris, like you don't know an answer to that one.- Sammy said with a blush on his face and looking away.
*Flashback*
The camera shows Chris walking into his personal chambers and stops just before his personal tan machine.
-Ahhh, Privacy.- Chris sighed as he started to take off his shirt.- Time to catch some sweet artificial rays.- Chris said as he opened the tan machine and revealed that both Sammy and Nathan are making out inside of it, only in their swimsuits. Sammy wearing a male pink thong and Nathan wearing fluorescent yellow Speedo shorts.
-No! My tan machine 3000!- Chris yelled in shock as he saw both guys kissing inside.- How do managed to even get inside it?!- Chris yelled as both lovers stopped kissing.
-Uhhh, how do I put this. You should kept the door locked Chris.- Nathan commented which caused Sammy to chuckle.
-Also nice coconut scent in here, Chris.- Sammy added after a moment which caused Chris to yell even louder.
*Badbreaks Bridge*
The camera now shows Marshal, carrying Chef who was now wearing a long pink dress and a tiara. He also had Marshal's hamsters sitting on his stomach. Marshal is carrying him in a bridal style through a bridge from the 19th episode.
-I know that Andrew and I were on the same team but how am I supposed to know how old was he when the girls first started hitting on him?!- Marshal asked in annoyance and tiredness from carrying Chef.- Isn't it kind of personal question anyway?- Marshal added and he staggered for a moment
-Drop me and you're a dead meat.- Chef threatens Marshal with an angry face.
*Time Skip*
The camera shows Chris and Sammy standing next to the stairs leading to the bridge.
-He was six year old. His mother, aunt and four sisters used to always baby him since he was the youngest and in time they loved him deeply. As a family member of course.- Sammy answered the question as Chris once again nodded and gave him thumbs up.
*Hotel room*
The camera shows Marshal destroying the hotel room from the 21st episode once more. He is shown throwing an armchair out of the window alongside with some pictures in frames, mirror, and even some plants.
-I swear to God! If I don't win this show after all the crazy things I've done then I'm gonna return to Nova or even worse to Kelly!- Marshal yelled in annoyance as he continued to destroy the room.
*Time skip*
The camera now shows Sammy and Chris standing in the middle of the studio were previously was a hotel room but unfortunately it got destroyed by Marshal by the time they got there.
-So basically me and Sam switched clothes that day and our parents didn't find out like at all. So at the end, Sam went for a soccer training, our dad signed me up for and I went for a ballet practice, our mom signed Sam up for. She also don't show it but she is as kind as a butterfly.- Sammy answered yet another question and received yet another nod from Chris.
*G-Force Trainer*
The camera shows Marshal inside of a g-force trainer with his hamsters as all of them tries to hold up their puke inside of them.
Some time later as the g-force trainer stopped, the camera showed Chef opening it for Marshal but then immediately Marshal puked on Chef's boots and his hamsters puked on Chef's face.
*Time skip*
The camera now shows Chef sitting down and cleaning himself from puke as Chris and Sammy finally arrived at the scene.
-Where's Marshal?- Chris asked Chef as he pointed towards the left. Chris then walked away towards there and left Sammy with Chef.
-Space movie victim question is...- Chef started saying but got interrupted by Sammy.
-I know, Brooke left after the space movie challenge.- Sammy said, already knowing the answer.
-And what's the name of her girlfriend.?- Chef asked the follow up question.
-It's Valerie.- Sammy replied.
-Okay. You can go.- Chef replied as Sammy started to go but stopped and turned towards Chef.
-You know, Chris told me that he would miss you if you leave the show.- Sammy said to Chef, looking really concerned about them.
-Really? He said that?- Chef asked as his eyes lighten up.
-Yeah. He totally did!- Sammy said trying to to cheer him up.- Anyway. Wish me luck.- Sammy yelled as he waved to Chef and then approached both Chris and Marshal who were standing in front of some sort of doors.
-Ooohh. Look at this dispensable outcome.- Chris commented with a smile.- The next question could determine who climbs the golden ladder to Glory Town and slides down the stinky slide to Loserville?- Chris explained and then started reading the question.- Okay, who was voted off after the animal buddy flick challenge?- Chris asked the finalists.
-Nova!- Both of them answered nearly immediately after they heard the question.
*Confessional-Marshal*
-Finally. I may not file right away everybody's stupid details, but I know a thing or two about Nova...Because she insisted.
*Confessional ends*
*Confessional-Sammy*
-Just great! The only person I was so annoyed with that I didn't listen to like... Never!
*Confessional ends*
-In what position Nova plays on her soccer team?- Chris asked the question but got immediately interrupted by Sammy.
-Who cares?!- Sammy yelled loudly.- She shouldn't be here in the first place! Grips eliminated her fair and square. She only returned because she bribed the producers with money! What kind of person you have to be to do something like that! I tell what! A total stone-heart b**ch!- Sammy yelled out in anger and then covered his mouth.
-I don't know if I should be offended or impressed by it.- Marshal commented Sammy's outburst.- Anyway Nova plays as a midfielder and she's also a captain.- Marshal answered the question but got interrupted by Chris.
-Wait a second, Marshal. That was Sammy's question. Now, your question is: What is Nova thinking about right now?- Chris asked the question which left Marshal dumbfounded.
-Ex-queze me?!- Marshal squealed out.- Are you joking? I don't know! She is thinking about...ehm...Me winning the million and giving her half of it after she apologize to me?- Marshal suggested with a nervous face, not believing that something like that even occurred.
*Green Room*
The camera shows Nova watching the episode live from the green room in the aftermath studio. She is sitting on the couch in front of the large TV with a table with several snacks.
-I was thinking about you winning a million and giving it to me as an act of apologize for eliminating me from the show!- Nova yelled in annoyance as she growled.- He don't know anything about me!- Nova yelled angrily as she crossed her arms.
*Back to the episode*
The camera once again returned to Chris, Sammy and Marshal standing in front of the doors
-Tough luck.- Chris commented at first.- Looks like both of you will have to do the last challenge.- Chris said with a smirk on his face.
-This won't be a problem. Both me and Sammy liked the animal buddy flick.- Marshal said confidently while Sammy nodded.
-Yeah. Marshal's right. After the challenge I send Snakey to Sam so she could torture Nova with it.- Sammy commented after a moment.- Am I turning, like really evil because of that?- Sammy asked Marshal while the other guy shook his head.
-Yeah, but since that episode was boring, I'm bringing back the shakiness, the queakiness, the foam machinist, face bashing challenge of all!- Chris announced proudly.- The Disaster Earthquake Movie Challenge!- Chris yelled in excitement as he thrown his arms into the air.
*Disaster Earthquake Obstacle Course*
The camera shows the whole obstacle course which consisted of obstacles in a given order: tires, bollards, the monkey bars above the water tank, big tube, spinning tree trunk and big wooden wall. Sammy and Marshal were currently waiting before the starting point while Chris was sitting in the cart with a big gun with golf balls as ammunition.
-This sucker tossed the mighty Sam around like a rag doll.- Chris reminded which caused Sammy to look really guilty.- Contestants ready!? Good luck suckas!- Chris said as he started laughing.
-Just stay behind me.- Marshal said to Sammy with a smirk on his face.
-Okay. I'm so glad that one of us is going to win that million.- Sammy said, being his normal gullible self.
-And Action!- Chris yelled as he clicked the button in his hands and the platform started to move. And then suddenly Marshal pushed Sammy aside and started running.
-And that someone is going to be me! So long sucker!- Marshal yelled to surprised Sammy as he left him behind.
-What?! Not again!- Sammy yelled not believing that he got tricked again and started running after Marshal.
The camera then showed Chris showing the balls at the boys while laughing until the ammunition ended. Then he started throwing into the gun things like hammers, bricks, screwdrivers and others things and started shooting them at the both finalists who surprisingly good avoided everything.
After the second the camera shows Chris stretching a rubber attached to the two trunks on both sides of the screen. On the other side of the rubber was being a toilet. Second later Chris released the rubber and caused it to throw the toilet at the remaining guys.
-Look out!- Sammy yelled as he pushed Marshal into the ground before the giant toilet could hit him.
-What?! Stop helping me! I just betrayed you!- Marshal yelled as he pushed Sammy further down in order to get a lead and then he himself started to continue running.
The camera then showed Chef driving the cart with a trolley containing a safe as he drives it to Chris.
-Made me think of you.- Chef commented as he stopped.
-Really?- Chris asked, looking surprised by it.
-Want a hand?- Chef asked as he raised an eyebrow and a seconds later the camera showed him and Chris both stretching that rubber from earlier but this time with a safe on the other side.
-The way you torture the kids, you're a natural, you know that? All that knocking them down, bruising them up, killing their spirits.- Chris complemented Chef with every bit of emotions he could.- Nobody could do it better than you, pal!
-You really mean that?- Chef asked, looking quite surprised.
-If you really wanna leave the show, it's cool. Good luck.- Chris said to Chef with a smile.
-Nah, I couldn't leave you all alone like that.- Chef suddenly said.- You'd be terrible on your own. You're not that good.- Chef added then with a smile on his face.
-Soooo...you'll stay?- Chris asked.
-After I get a raise! And a vacation deal.- Chef added.
-Don't worry. Jared is already packing us.- Chris replied after a second.
-In that situation, let's finish those suckers!- Chef said as he and Chris released the rubber which caused the safe to be thrown into the air and the second later the camera shows passing Sammy who is stuck at the monkey bars and Marshal's scream was heard in the distance.
-Marshal!- Sammy yelled in fright.
The camera then showed Marshal crushed under the safe with his hamsters watching him in fright
Seconds later the camera shows Sammy trying to help Marshal.
-Oh! Just stop already!- Marshal yelled.- I've lied to you about working together, don't you understand?! Why are you still trying to help me?!- Marshal yelled at Sammy, not understanding him.
-Because I've finally realized that there was probably the reason why people like you always betray me!- Sammy suddenly yelled with tears in his eyes.- And that's why I want to help you. To prove to you that friendship and working together for a greater good is always better than betraying one another endlessly.- Sammy explained as he freed Marshal and waited for his hamster to climb back onto Marshal's shoulders.
-I don't know what to say myself.- Marshal said, looking really embarrassed by his actions now.
-Maybe, let's the best guy win.- Sammy proposed to Marshal with a smile as he wiped away his tears.
-You know what! If you forced yourself to help me and save my life then I can force myself into making a tie for a first place.
The camera then changed and showed Sammy holding a T-bar, which was on the line leading down. Marshal was on the other hand holding onto Sammy with his hamsters hiding in his leather jacket.
-Sammy, I swear that if I wasn't straight then I would probably kiss you.- Marshal said suddenly which caused Sammy to blush a little.
-Oh, stop Marshal. I have a boyfriend after all.- Sammy said as he jumped from the pedestal as a T-bar sent him and Marshal towards the ground. The camera then revealed that the line was leading into one of the studios and showed both Sammy and Marshal hitting the ground.
Then finally the camera showed the pair of doors in front of them with two big red arrows that were pointing at the doors. Marshal and Sammy then looked and each other, shook their hands and started running.
*Aftermath studio*
The camera then showed the aftermath studio with everyone watching Sammy and Marshal race on the screen above the main couch. On the main couch were sitting the hosts of the Total Drama Action Aftermath, Taylor and Cordelia. On the left couch were sitting everyone that competed in TDA consisiting of: Nova, Brooke with her girlfriend Valerie who she brought with her, Sam, Andrew, Nathan, Kelly who was surrounded by guards, Doug, Kirsten and Jeremy. On the right couch on the other hand were sitting everyone that competed in TDI consitsint of: Owen, Gwen, Heather, Duncan, Leshawna, Izzy, DJ, Lindsay, Trent, Eva, Courtney, Harold, Sadie, Beth, Cody, Tyler, Katie, Justin, Noah and Ezekiel.
-And the winner is...- Taylor and Cordelia started together as the camera turned towards the doors of the studio.
The camera then zoomed on the excited face of Cody, indifferent face of Courtney, annoyed face of Heather, hope-fulled face of Nathan, Nova holding her thumbs and Doug who was currently sleeping. And then finally the camera showed Sammy and Marshal arriving at the exact same moment.
-It's a tie?- Cordelia asked, looking really surprised by the outcome while everyone in the studio gasped.
-So...what exactly are we gonna do about the million dollars?- Taylor asked, not really sure what to do in this kind of situation as everyone looked at both finalists with either a surprised looks on their faces or with angry glares.
Finally the camera showed Marshal and Sammy looking into each others eyes as the screen went black, only displaying a huge inscription in white:
TO BE CONTINUED...
So I'm back again with another chapter. And, yes, I know that it was a month and a half since I last uploaded. The thing is that I had lot of tests in that time because it's nearly the end of the semester and my teachers really needed to grade us somehow. I really hate this time of year because of that. But thankfully IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME!
Yeah I would like to say Merry Christmas to all people that would read this chapter. I hope that every one of you could spent this time peacefully with a family and that you would not have to worry about the rest of the world.
Anyway this is everything also for this "Fake" Finale. I never really liked this episode in the canon hence this is probably why it took me so much time to starts writing it. Anyway Jared join Chef in their host crusade against Chris and it ended pretty well. Marshal got to sing the first song in my universe of Total Drama. (PS the song that I used "Win This Whole Season" and a reprise of this song are a remake of a song: "Kick it up a Notch" from Starship the musical. I DO NOT OWN IT.)
Anyway it ended like it ended. Just like it should. The next chapter will be the actual finale and I really hope that I could give you an update before the end of the year.
I also want to announce that after I end Total Drama Action, I will almost immediately start Total Drama World Tour and not only that. I decided that I will write TDWT in the same time as TDRI. It would look somewhat like that: 1 ep. WT- 1 ep. WT- 1 Ep. RI.
I will also describe it further in the intros for both stories which I will upload after this.
Remember that TDWT will contain of all the OCs that participated in this season plus another one of my OCs that you will meet in the Celebrity's Manhunt. On the other hand Total Drama Revenge of the Island will contain new sets of OCs just like in canon. So each of you could submit someone once again if would like to. All of the rules will be listed alongside application.
Also I ended writing it around 10 P.M, I'm tired as i'm not gonna say what and I am sick of this episode and if i could I would throw my laptop through the window.
Remaining characters:
Boys: Marshal and Sammy
Eliminated: 15th/14th: Jeremiah and Cordelia (Without teams)
13th: Taylor (SG)
12th: Kirsten (SG)
(-): Nova (KG) (Returned)
11th: Doug (KG)
10th: Izzy (SG)
(-): Kelly (KG) (Returned)
9th: Jared (SG)
MERGE
8th: Nathan (SG)
7th: Andrew (KG)
6th: Sam (KG/SG)
5th: Brooke (SG)
4th: Kelly (Again) (KG)
3rd: Nova (Again) (KG)
And now I've also prepared a bonus clips from previous episodes as an apologize for such layout:
Episode 19: Princess Pride. Bonus Clip
*Lamousine- Andrew*
The camera showed Andrew in several casts and holding a glass boot as well.
-What I've learned during my time on this show. Maybe love isn't the most important thing in the life. What matters the most is friendship. I mean, just look at me now. I ended up with a wounded face, several casts and a returning pain in my crotch. Love can be really painful at the times that's why I'm gonna focus on my friendships right now. That's the last thing I have to say in this show.
Episode 20: Get a Clue. Bonus Clip
*Confessional-Marshal*
-Going to the movies with Sammy was just soooo annoying. I mean, I get that he wants to make Nova furious, which is pretty hilarious by the way, but come on! Anyway as soon as we run out of popcorn and cola he started to fill me up with some stupid life stories. Like I needed to know that he and Sam are masters at the swapping twins trick! Anyway once again. Total waste of time.
*Confessional ends*
Episode 21: Rock 'n Rule. Bonus Clip
*Lamousine- Sam*
-Getting kicked off this show is actually one of the best things that probably happened to me. I don't have to be constantly worried about scheming, others contestants and Chris trying to kill us. I admit though that million dollars would be a pretty neat prize. But maybe Sammy has a chance to win it, right?- Sam asked directly to the camera and then waved her hand.
-Nah, who am I kidding. He would probably be the next person eliminated. No offense, Sammy. But if he somewhat get to the finale then I at least hope that he would eliminate Nova before that. Oh, what would I have done to be the one to vote her out!- Sam cried out in anger as the camera went black.
Episode 22: Hosting Jared, Addicted Kelly. Bonus Clip
*Confessional-Kelly*
The camera showed Kelly still wearing her geisha costume.
-I can't believe that Chris didn't allowed me to smoke weed! I mean, who he thinks he is?! There is no way I'm gonna listen to an old prick like him! Old people thinks that they can do everything just because they're old. Well guess what! That's total bulls**t! I can do anything I want!
*Confessional ends*
Episode 23: 2020 Brooke Among Us. Bonus Clip
*Lamousine- Brooke*
-I suppose 5th place is better than 6th place. But it would've be cool to win this show too or at least be in the final four. Over anyone! Nova and Marshal are both the "Heather" of this season so I don't understand how they got so far together and Kelly is an impostor after all! The only person that truly deserves to win right now is Sammy. The only good thing about my elimination is that I can finally met up with Valerie and talk about this whole experience. Also I'm gonna try to persuade her into joining me in the next season. If Chris allow her to that is. Anyway that is everything I had to say. Brooke's out!
Episode 24: Top Dog. Bonus Clip
*Lamousine- Nova*
- I can't believe that I got booted out...AGAIN! And all because of my perfect strategy! Well now the only chance I have is Marshal winning the prize and actually trying to come back to me. And even if he would not want to talk to me, that doesn't matter. I can have everything I want in order to cheer me up. In fact I'm gonna call my parents and ask for a homecoming party.- Nova said as she pulled out a phone and tried to call to someone but didn't received anything.- Huh, it's wierd. They're not answering.- She replied, looking really surprised when she suddenly noticed something.- New message. "Dear Nova, me and your father decided to go for a four weeks vacation. We're really hoping that you would win that little show of yours and come back home after that. If we're not back by then, we expect you to be good and not causing more problems. PS our maid will make sure that you will not organize any party or bring home any boys. Kisses, your loving mother."- Nova read the message and then started yelling in rage.- I can't believe them! They're still treating me like some little girl. I hate them! And I hate Total Drama Action!
Bonus fan-fact: The total amounts of confessional in the season made by each contestants.
1. Marshal - 52
2. Nova - 33
3. Sammy - 31
4. Kelly - 30
5. Sam - 27
6. Andrew - 25
7. Brooke - 24
8. Jared - 19
9. Nathan - 12
10. Kirsten - 10
11. Chris McLean - 4
12. Chef Hatchet - 4
13. Doug - 3
14. Izzy - 2
15. Taylor - 1
16. Cordelia - 1
17. Jeremiah - 1
18. Snake - 1 (15th episode and my own easter-egg)
19. Sasquatchankwa - 1 (22nd episode)
PS. I've already chosen a winner for this season so you can start guessing.
Review question:
-What would your character do with a million if they win? (For the finalists)
-What question your character ask the finalists? (For the jury)