A/N: Welp. This is it. My brain has abandoned me. XDDD Requests are most definitely still open.

Huge thank you to everyone who left a comment yesterday! It meant a lot! :3 Thank you all so much! :D :D

Ahsoka sighed.

Only half of it was left.

She looked down at the mound of paperwork and reports. She had spent the whole day doing it (barring the time she spent chasing down Jesse for stealing all of her chocolate).

"Commander!" someone yelled, rushing into her room and nearly knocking her chair over.

She jumped up and let out a little yelp. "Jesse? What now? Have you come to finish Operation Chocolate Theft? Cause I'm out of it now."

Jesse smiled. "I know, but the General brought us something he wants you to see."

"Oh boy." Ahsoka wearily stood, stretching.

"What? Our little failed game of tag didn't help?"

She sighed miserably. "Nope. That was not fun, by the way."

Jesse slung an arm around her shoulder and walked her out of her room. "So, guess what it is."

"Uhm..."

"You won't ever guess it." he said gleefully.

"No, I probably won't."

Jesse nodded. "Yeah, go on though. Guess."

"Oh boy. A... tree?"

"Nope. He's annoyed with all the trees as it is."

"He shouldn't be! They're pretty!"

"Well, you did put six in the hangar."

"The kriffing thing is huge!"

"And four in the halls."

"They're all white and boring and cheerless! Whose idea was it to make them like that?!"

"Three in the 'fresher."

"That's normally boring too."

"And another two on the bridge."

She paused. "Okay, I admit that was a bit much, but-"

"Okay, okay, okay. Keep guessing."

She looked confused for a moment, then remembered. "Oh, okay. So..."

A long pause followed.

"Well?" Jesse finally asked.

"I don't know... did we all get... uh... lothcats?"

"That'll never happen. General's allergic. And so is Fives. And a bunch of other guys."

"Yeah..." she thought again. "Oh boy. I..." she looked at Jesse. "I have no clue."

"Okay, well, we're here, so here you go."

Ahsoka looked at the giant box in Echo's hands. "What is this?"

Fives looked up in surprise. "You've... never seen a candy cane?"

She shrugged, smiling. "No."

Hardcase gasped. "Point me in the direction of whoever has deprived you like this so I can slap him."

"Uh, Hardcase, she's been with the General for two years, so..." Kix trailed off, raising an eyebrow.

Hardcase's face went blank. "Oh."

Ahsoka rolled her eyes. "Okay. It has candy in the name, so I'm assuming you eat it."

"Yeah." Fives handed her one, grinning. "Here."

She unwrapped it. "Okay, here we go, I guess."

The Togruta carefully licked it, and her eyes went wide.

Later that night, Kix was in the hangar, where echoing shouts and laughs could be heard.

"So, this was because of the candy canes." Anakin intoned.

"Yes, sir."

"So I give you all candy canes and come back to... this."

"Yes, sir. This... tends to happen where those three are involved." Kix gestured to Fives, Hardcase, and Jesse, all three of whom were chasing Ahsoka around the hangar and laughing so hard they looked ready to fall.

Anakin sighed. "Well, you get her for tonight."

"Wait, the commander? Where are we gonna put her?! She hates the medbay."

"Dealing with sugar-high padawans isn't exactly my forte..."

"Well, why didn't you think of that before you gave us a box of-"

"Night, Kix." Anakin said, walking out the door.

"... before you gave us a box of candy canes. Okay. Commander-"

Kix turned to see Ahsoka dive into a large box full of tinsel, Jesse right behind her. The box fell over, and the four looked over at him innocently.

Kix covered his face. "Oh, kriff it all..."

A/N: Okay. XD Here it is. The work of a caf-high padawan. I probably won't remember a word of this tomorrow XDDD So, good morning/night/afternoon (time zones XD) Whatever time it is for you. :D :D See you all tomorrow with more madness!