I don't own Wings of Fire, by the way.

And Sunny is a very distant cousin of Winter

Have you ever been frost-breathed by an IceWing, and then had to live in a pool of lava?

Battlewinner had always wondered if her name was correct. Battlewinner? Ironic, perhaps, but her name probably should have been more something in the line of Battleloser, or perhaps Lavaswimmer. Maybe DragonwholosteverybattleespeciallyagainstIceWings would have been appropriate.

She remembered that day, crystal clearly: The IceWing had emerged, done some damage, thrown some screaming NightWings! In the blink of an eye, she'd been frosted like glass.

And that was when her King had left the island, claiming to be a dolphin impersonator.

Awful indeed.

Meanwhile, with Starflight and the False Dragonets of Destiny. . .

"Who iz this guy?" Ochre asked, pointing at the NightWing who had ran in.

"I don't know." Viper replied with a sinister hiss. "Maybe we should bite him 'till he tellssssss."

Flame turned away and watched angrily from a corner.

Squid just had a huge crush on Fatespeaker, so he didn't say anything either.

"Hiiiiiiii!" Fatespeaker squeaked, hopping over to Starflight. "I'm Fatespeaker! You're Handsomeface, right?"

Viper did like a face-palm. Starflight said, "Wuuuuuuut?"

"I know, I know." Fatespeaker grinned. "Startled I knew ya name, cutie? Yeah, I can see the future. Go ahead, introduce yourself."

"Starflight is my name." Starflight answered formally.

"Aww, I thought it was handsome." Fatespeaker said.

"If he were handsome, then you would be 'beautiful'." Viper snorted.

"Which means he's handsome." Squid said quietly.

Viper shot him a LOOK.

"Okay, okay, ladies." Starflight said. "I know you all like me, but that doesn't mean you have to be fighting."

Viper tried to sting him. "WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, BRAINLESS?"

"Yikes!" Starflight dived out the window, then fluttered back in because there was dangerous lava below.

"You are very handsome." Fatespeaker said with a grin.

"Enough with the stupidity!" Viper and Flame snarled in haRMONY!

Then, Morrowseer walked in.

"Hey, lil' dragonets." He said. "Time for your trip to the Dentist! In SkyWing Kingdom!"

"Awww." They all groaned.

"Yeah." He said. "Let's go!"

So they flew there. When they arrived. . .

"So this is the dentist office?" Fatespeaker asked, staring at it.

"Your teeth are already so shiny and white." Squid remarked. "You don't need to go. You've got beautiful teeth."

"That's how he always falls in love, isn't it?" Flame grumbled. "Beautiful teeth."

"That sounded VERY creepy." Viper hissed. "What even is a beautiful tooth?"

Squid blushed, and Fatespeaker didn't notice what was going on. "IGNORE WHAT I JUST SAID!" Squid shouted.

"Too late, Tooth Fairy." hissed Viper, choosing insults strangely.

Squid shook angrily.

"We're ready for Fatespeaker, so we can check her teeth!" The dentist called in the 3rd person.

"DON'T THEY DARE LAY A DRILL ON HER HER TEETH!" Squid yelled. "OR I'LL PULL OUT HIS!"

"A toothless dentist." Viper remarked. "What a strange concept."

Ochre, as always, was silent.

"I'll be fine, guys! Really!" Fatespeaker declared. She walked in.

"A shame, really." Viper remarked. Flame nodded in agreement. Squid gave them deadly glares which resembled the glares of Flame's RainWing counterpart.

"So, Mr dentist?" Fatespeaker said.

"Call me, The Dentists."

"Oh, okay." Fatespeaker replied. "So, The Dentists, are my teeth fine? Squid seems to like them, but he has a crush on me."

"They are fine, besides all their holes."

"Why don't you have a 'said The Dentists' by any of your speech?" Fatespeaker asked.

"I did, in my first speech."

"But why not now?" Fatespeaker tilted her head.

"ALRIGHT, TIME TO REMOVE YOUR TEETH!" The Dentists finally said.

"DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH HER TEETH!" Squid dived in.

Viper and Flame gagged. Fatespeaker leaped over to Starflight, and the two of them flew away to the moon.

"Nooooo!" Squid whined. "I'll have to find someone else, then." He turned to Viper.

"Stay away from me." She hissed, leaving.

"Awwww." Squid whined.

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