Ed Edd n Eddy and Nat (My Oc)

by Rockinoutlive101

This story is basically each Ed Edd n Eddy episode in written form but I changed a few scenes and dialog to include my Oc Nat so it would be like she was a part of the group. I own nothing (Except my Oc of course)

12. Ed-n-Seek

[Eddy peeks out of a couch cushion. With one hand, he pulls out a giant dustball. He blows it away.]

Eddy: "Find anything, Ed?"

Ed: [under a chair cushion chewing on something] "Three potato chips, and my old button."

Eddy: [incredulous] "No loot? I'm going back in."

Ed: "Hey c'mon, Nat, Double D! Couch diving is lots of fun." [He chuckles as he scuttles back into the chair like a crab.]

Edd: "No no, Ed. You can get nasty scratches from upholstery tacks." [He shines his flashlight under the couch.]

Nat: "Plus its very dusty."

Ed: "Oh, wow! Way cool!"

Edd: "Dust mites?"

Nat: "Another button?"

Eddy: [popping his head out of the couch] "Cash?"

Ed: "No, my lost issue of Slug-U-La magazine!"

Eddy: "Tell me Ed, what's it like having buttered toast for a brain?" [Ed jumps on the couch, shoving Eddy back in. Edd and Nat sit beside him.] "Ed!"

[The door opens and Jonny walks in.]

Jonny: "What's that, Plank?"

Plank:

[Jonny goes back and closes the door. He then jumps into a cabinet and hides. The Eds and Nat watch surreptitiously. Jonny then goes over to a bookcase. He puts Plank near the top. Plank scans it.]

Jonny: "See anything, Plank?"

Plank:

Jonny: "Try where?" [Jonny holds Plank out like a dowsing rod. Plank settles on a vase. Jonny picks up the vase and shakes it. Sarah pops out.] "Plank found you!"

[Jonny runs off. Sarah follows, grumpily. The Eds and Nat look at each other, and then head outside to see what's going on.]

[Once the Eds and Nat arrive, Nazz runs by. Jimmy runs in the other direction.]

Jimmy: "You can't catch me!"

Eddy: "Hey, Peewee!"

[Kevin hits them with his bike. They all fly into the air. Eddy is the last to come down, and he lands on a running Rolf's back. He positions himself into Rolf's eyesight.]

Rolf: "Hello, Eddy!"

Eddy: "What's happening, Rolf?" [Rolf plunges his head into the dirt like an ostrich.] "What's going on?"

Rolf: "I cannot hear you, I am invisible. Goodbye, I have gone to the market."

[Kevin rides by.]

Eddy: "Hey, Kevin." [He has gotten on Kevin's bike.]

Kevin: "Get off, dork."

Eddy: "I know what you're doing. You can't fool me. I'm too smart."

[Kevin rides up the side of a tree and into a hollow hole in the wood, causing Eddy to fall onto the ground.]

Ed: "Hey, look!"

Eddy: "What?"

[Jonny has wedged himself into a missing fencepost's space. He puts Plank up to his face and turns the board around.]

Eddy: "I don't get it. What gives?"

Sarah: "Ready or not, here I come!"

Eddy: "Oh yeah! Hide-n-seek!"

[Sarah is walking down the street, searching for the kids.]

Eddy: [popping out of a hydrant] "Betcha never thought of looking here!"

Sarah: "Yuck! Eddy!" [She stuffs the hydrant's lid down.]

Ed: [crawling up to her] "Can we play, Sarah?"

Sarah: "Hmm. NO!"

[Sarah walks by him, but Ed pops out of a bush in front of her.]

Sarah: "NO!"

Ed: "Please let us play, Sarah."

Sarah: "Big brother, we are in the MIDDLE of a GAME, come back when it's OVER!"

Eddy: [coming up in front of her] "Let us play and I'll give you Jonny 2x4."

Sarah: "YOU'RE RUINING MY TURN!"

Ed: "Hey Sarah!" [He has collected all the kids.] "Is the game over now?"

Eddy: "Looks like it, Ed."

Sarah: "Uumph."

[The kids go into a huddled discussion about whether to let the Eds and Nat in on the game.]

Jimmy: "All right, you can play."

The Eds and Nat: "YEAH!"

Kevin: "But, you have to be it." [The Eds and Nat freeze in mid-air in suprise]

Eddy: "Piece of cake."

[The Eds and Nat are counting. They are huddled around a tree with a sign reading "Home" nailed to it.]

Ed: "One, two, got some glue...Three, four, at the store...Five, six, it really stinks..."

Eddy: "Seventy-four, seventy-five, one hundred. Ready or not, here we come! I know exactly where to look."

[The Eds and Nat start to run off. The noise of pattering feet comes from behind Eddy.]

The Kids: "Home free!" [Eddy turns around to find them all touching the tree.]

Sarah: "Guess you're it again!" [The kids run off.]

Eddy: "We've got to do something about this home free thing!"

[The tree, along with Edd, Nat and Eddy, is being carted along in a wagon pulled by Ed.]

Eddy: "This is taking way too long! I know what'll get 'em out." [imitating a woman's voice] "Help me! Help! Somebody stole my purse! Oh, somebody help!"

[Nobody comes to the rescue.]

Ed: [pointing to the tree] "Hey Plank, your mom is calling!" [Plank pops out of a bush.]

Eddy: "They must be cheating."

Nat: "What do we do?"

Ed: "Let's feed them."

Edd: "I've got it!"

[Ed, Nat and Eddy are sitting in the wagon while Edd tinkers in the garage.]

Edd: "All done." [He holds out some goggles.] "They're body-heat seeking goggles."

Nat: "Awesome!"

Ed: "Cool."

Eddy: [grabbing them] "Let me see those."

Ed: "My turn, Eddy, my turn!"

Eddy: "They don't work, Double D."

Ed: "Oh, let me see, let me see!"

Edd: "Allow me." [He flips a switch. The goggles take a moment to work, but when they do Ed's face appears.]

Eddy: "AAH! Here Ed." [He jams the goggles on Ed's face.]

Ed: "Double D, Nat, this is how the monster in The Brainless Cyclops saw his victims!" [He starts imitating the monster and attacks Edd and Nat.]

Eddy: "Quit laying around! We've got a game to win!"

[Edd, Nat and Eddy are being pulled by Ed, who is wearing the goggles.]

Eddy: "Look, Ed's a brainless cyclops." [Ed scans the area. He brings them up to a shed.]

Ed: "Hey!" [He points inside. Eddy opens the doors to reveal Sarah.]

Eddy: "Gotcha!"

Sarah: "Darn you, Eddy!"

Eddy: "Good boy, Ed!" [He feeds Ed a dog treat.]

Ed: [to Sarah] "I am brainless!"

Sarah: "You will be when I'm through with you!"

Eddy: "See ya, sucker!"

[Ed proceeds to sniff out hiding places all over the cul-de-sac. He finds Jonny and Plank in some bushes, Kevin in the gutters, and Rolf hiding in a lawn mower.]

The Eds and Nat: "Yeah! We're winning! We're winning!"

Ed: "Eddy, we forgot Jimmy!"

Eddy: "Big deal. We've got home base!" [He points his thumb at empty space.]

Ed: "We do?"

Eddy: "Hey! Where's home base?" [Edd and Nat gasp. Home base is on the other side of the cul-de-sac.]

Ed: "Oh no!"

The Eds and Nat: "AAH!"

[Jimmy darts out from behind a house.]

The Eds and Nat: "AAH!"

Eddy: "Sic em, Ed!" [Ed chases Jimmy like a dog.]

Ed: "Arf!"

The Kids: "Go, Jimmy, go!"

Jimmy: "Little feet, do your stuff!"

Ed: "Aroogah!" [The kids continue to shout encouragement.]

[Jimmy dives for home base. Just before he touches the tree, Ed lands on him, stopping Jimmy short.]

Edd, Nat and Eddy: "We can hide! We can hide!"

Ed: "Jimmy's it! Jimmy's it!"

Eddy: "You'll never find us! Start counting and don't peek."

[The Eds and Nat rush off laughing.]

[Eddy exits his house, carrying an enormous armload of food.]

Jimmy: [counting] "Eighty-one, eighty-two, eighty-three–"

Eddy: [running behind him] "–Twenty-four, twenty-five, twenty-six–"

Jimmy: "–Twenty-seven, twenty-eight, twenty-nine."

[Eddy comes to a bush. He knocks on it, and it makes a metallic clanging noise. He looks both directions then a hatch opens, and a pair of eyes peer out.]

Ed: "Ooh! Yum! Food and–" [Eddy jams the food in. He jumps in after it and pulls the hatch shut.]

Eddy: [with a donut and a soda] "Ha! This is the best hiding spot!" [Ed takes Eddy's donut] "Huh?"

Nat: "I agree!"

Ed: [Eddy groans while Ed eats chips] "We could stay here forever!"

Edd: [with a notepad and pencil] "At the rate of your consumption, it may only be minutes."

Ed: "Pop?"

Edd: "Yes please." [Ed opens the shaken-up can into Edd's face.]

Eddy: "Good one, Ed!" [They laugh.]

[Nat picks up a can and shakes it. She opens it into Eddy's face.]

Eddy: "Hey!"

[Nat and Edd laugh. He then picks up another can and shakes it. He opens it into Eddy's face and laughs.] "Oh, a smart guy."

Edd: "Only when you're around, Eddy." [Eddy, Nat and Edd all shake sodas.]

Ed: "Pass the nuts." [The sodas this time go into Ed's face. When the fizz clears, Ed is holding four cans of soda.]

Eddy: "Okay, big guy."

Edd: "Oh my."

Nat: "Oh no."

Edd, Nat and Eddy: [as Ed shakes the cans] "NO, ED!"

[The bunker explodes, shooting straight up. After a few seconds, it comes down again. It is followed by a rain of snacks and treats. The Eds and Nat stand up, covered in food debris.]

Jimmy: "Ready or not, here I come!"

Ed: [pressing his face to Eddy's] "Jimmy's coming!"

Nat: [on top of Eddy's head] "There isn't much time!"

Edd: [pressing his face to Eddy's other cheek] "We need to hide."

Eddy: "You're touching my face!" [He looks for somewhere to hide.] "There!" [He opens the lid to a garbage container.] "Pee-yew!" [The Kankers pop out.] "I didn't know you were playing!"

Lee: "Who's playing?" [The sisters make kissy faces, and Eddy runs away. The lid slams down on their lips.]

[Eddy is still looking for a hiding place.]

Jimmy: "You can run, but you can't hide!"

Ed: "Psst!" [Eddy looks for him.] "Psst!" [Eddy spots him cowering, with Edd, behind his legs and Nat, behind Edds legs.] "Jimmy's getting closer!"

Eddy: "Uh–in there!" [He zooms off.]

[Jimmy is looking for people. He ruffles a bush, giggling.]

Jimmy: "Come out, come out!" [He looks in a grove of trees.] "I see you!"

[The Eds and Nat zoom by behind him.]

[Jimmy is searching Eddy's living room. He passes by Eddy, who is hiding in a painting above him. Jimmy then looks in a cabinet under an aquarium. Finding nothing, he moves on. Edd was actually in the aquarium. He passes the couch, failing to notice that Nat was under it. He passes a TV, on which something called the "Glippo Show" is playing. A few seconds after he walks past, Ed jumps out of a box. A title card reading "Ha ha ha" shows on the screen. Jimmy then looks in a closet.]

Jimmy: "Boo! Ooh, nice shoes." [He takes a closer look at the shoes.]

[The Eds and Nat burst out of the house, running full speed.]

The Eds and Nat: "Tree! Tree! Tree!"

[Eddy dives for the tree (which is still in the wagon) and makes it.]

Eddy: "Home free!" [Edd and Nat jump on as well, and then Ed adds his weight. This makes the wagon start rolling down the hill.]

The Eds and Nat: "HOOOOMMMEEE FRREEEEEE!" [Several crashes are heard.]

[There are a bunch of trees, lying in a pile. The "Home" tree is on top. Ed lifts it, and Edd and Eddy struggle to stand. Nat manages to crawl out.]

Ed: "Home free!" [He ducks, dropping the tree. The tree hammers Edd, and Eddy back down.]

[Nat watches and cringes.]

Ed: [lifting the tree again] "We win."

Nat: "Ed wait!"

[He drops the tree, crushing his friends once more.]

Ed: [lifting it one final time] "You're it!"

Nat: "Please don't-"

[Ed drops the tree again. It hammers his friends, Nat manages to pull them out.]

Ed: "Ouch."

[Nat sighs.]