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"characters talking"
-show talking-
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(scene opens up with Vegeta recovering from the Spirit Bomb)
"now everything is horrible, Goku is on the ground, Gohan and Krillin are too tired to fight and Vegeta is really resistant," said Twilight
-You know, at a time like this I really only have one thing to say to you...BITCH SLAP!!!- said Vegeta
-OH SNAP!!!- said Krillin
(Vegeta slaps Krillin, knocking him down and whining in pain)
"and Krillin is already down," said Sunset
(Krillin Owned Count: 10)
-And as for the rest of you... I'm going to end this, with a Big Bang... kind of attack.- said Vegeta walking up to the remaining z-warriors
(Vegeta begins gathering up energy)
-Oh, this isn't going to end well...- said Goku closing his eyes
(Vegeta screams and unleashes an explosive attack, causing Krillin, Goku and Gohan, who gets knocked away, to scream)
"he still has that much energy?" said Rarity in disbelief
"Vegeta is stupidly strong," said Pinkie
-Oh, you have got to be kidding me! They're still alive?! Oh to hell with it...- said Vegeta breathing heavily
"he is either horrible at killing or they are really stubborn," said Sunset
"I hope both," said Fluttershy
(Vegeta begins floating and lands next to Gohan, with an arrow pointing to his tail)
"wait the tail can grow back?" said Pinkie
"apparently," said Twilight writing that information on her notepad
"but how members can't just grow back?" asked Pinkie
"alien biology maybe the tail works like hair," said Twilight
-I may not have enough energy to kill you all at once,- thought Vegeta beginning to walk towards Gohan -but I can still kill all of you without any troub--
(Yajirobe comes out of nowhere and slashes Vegeta's armor with his katana)
"Yeah let's go guy I don't know the name," said Rainbow Dash
-You... You cut through my armor! This was a gift from my father!- said Vegeta
"aww," said Pinkie
-I'm sorry, I'm sure your father was a great man!- said Yajirobe
-I hated my father!- said Vegeta
"ohhh," said Pinkie
-Well then, I'm sure your father was a total prick.- said Yajirobe
-How dare you talk about my father like that!- said Vegeta punching Yajirobe in the face
"he can't decide if he hates or likes his father," said Applejack
"I wonder how he was?" said Sunset
(Yajirobe gets sent flying into a pile of rocks)
-Finally, I can just sit back and enjoy myself. No cares in the world!- said Vegeta beating up Yajirobe
-I can beat these worthless cretins all day long and I-- said Vegeta stopping his attacks on Yajirobe -I think I'm forgetting something...-
(Gohan begins his transformation into an Ōzaru)
"the artificial moon," said Twilight
-Oh dammit, the kid-- that's right!- said Vegeta-Oh wait, I'll just become the mighty Ōzaru and... Wait, I don't have my tail!- thought Vegeta-This fat bastard cut it off!!- said Vegeta
-Haha-- laughed Yajirobe before getting hit-Ungh!-
-No, no, stop it! Stop it, damn you!WHY?! WHY WON'T YOU PEOPLE JUST DIIIE?!- said Vegeta trying to stop Gohan's transformation but he fails and Gohan transforms into an Ōzaru
"yes now they have an Ōzaru," said Rainbow Dash
-Yay! Gohan's transformed! He's gonna save us all!- said Krillin noticing that Gohan has transformed
(Ōzaru Gohan roars and smashes rocks)
-Oh no! Gohan's transformed! He's gonna kill us all!- said Krillin covering his head
"but Gohan can't control it like Vegeta," said Twilight
(Ōzaru Gohan roars and grabs a huge rock)
-Gohan? This is Daddy... I know you're angry right now, but you have to focus your anger. Re-Remember Icarus?- said Goku telepathically
(shows a flashback of Icarus getting blasted. Ōzaru Gohan is angry)
"the baby dragon was so cute why did it die?" said Fluttershy sad
-He did it!- said Goku telepathically
(Ōzaru Gohan roars in anger)
"well that is a way to make a kid angry," said Applejack
-Oh, that's bulls*!- said Vegeta dodging Ōzaru Gohan's attacks-I haven't killed a damn thing since I got to this godforsaken planet!Not for a lack of trying, mind you.-
(Ōzaru Gohan continues to attack Vegeta)
-Hey fatass, wanna take off this one's tail too?- said Vegeta
(cuts to Yajirobe groaning in pain)
-FINE! I'll DO IT MYSELF, THEN!- said Vegeta before firing a Destructo Disk at Gohan's tail, cutting it off
"hey that is Krillin's attack," said Pinkie
"only this time it worked," said Rarity
-Haha! I did it! I'm the best, around!- said Vegeta as Ōzaru Gohan begins to shrink in front of him-No one's ever going to keep me down...- said Vegeta noticing Ōzaru Gohan falling right above him-No...- said Vegeta while Ōzaru Gohan falls on to of him-NOOOOO!!!-
(Vegeta gets crushes by Ōzaru Gohan, cuts to Vegeta badly injured with Gohan, naked and unconscious, lying on top of him)
-Crushed and broken beneath an unconscious naked child...- thought Vegeta taking out a small remote control to call his space pod -Yep, I think I'm done here...-
"Vegetal lost because a five-year-old feel on him?" said Sunset
the girls thought about the situation and noticed how stupid it sounded
(cuts to the ruins of East City where a number of radiation-suited investigators are gathered around Vegeta and Nappa's space pods)
-So Mr. Spock, what do you make, of this... ship?- asked Kirk
-Well sir, I would have to find it highly illogical to refer to this as a "ship"; the spherical design incorporates no propulsion system. It looks more like an orbiting vessel, or a satellite- said Spock before Vegeta's space pod becomes active and flies away-Aaah!-
"that is true but it's alien technology so it works differently," said Twilight
-Suck it, Spock!- said Kirk
(cuts back to the battlefield with Vegeta's space pod landing in front of him)
-Alright, I'm just gonna get in my ship...- thought Vegeta flippinghimself over and starting to crawl to his pod -I'm gonna fly back to Frieza Station... And I'm gonna sleep this off like a baaad hangover...-
-You're not going anywhere! You think you can kill all of our friends and threaten our lives and just leave??- said Krillin appearing behind Vegeta holding Yajirobe's sword
"come on Krillin you are the only one that can finish it," said Rainbow Dash
"literally, you are the only one standing," said Rarity
-Would you be surprised if I said "yes"?- asked Vegeta
-I'm going to end this, andYOU, RIGHT NOW! NOW DIE!!!- said Krillin
(Krillin prepares to kill Vegeta with Yajirobe's katana, but stops short)
-Krillin, wait! Vegeta, are you sorry?- asked Goku
"what?" they questioned
-Wh-What?- said Vegeta
-If you say you're sorry Vegeta, then you can leave.- said Goku
-You can't be serious...- said Vegeta
-What are you talking about Goku? He killed all of our friends!- said Krillin
-But Krillin, if he's sorry—truly sorry—then there's nothing we can do.- said Goku
"he is trying to redeem Vegeta?" asked Sunset
"kinda what other Twilight did with you," said Applejack
"yeah but I was actually sorry and did something a lot less bad than Vegeta," said Sunset
-I'm sorry. Yep, totally sorry. I just feel terrible.- said Vegeta
-Let him go, Krillin.- said Goku
"Goku he is lying," said Rainbow Dash
-But-But Goku...- said Krillin
-Yes, I am very, very, very sorry...- said Vegeta inside his space pod while it closes-That you're all still alive!- said Vegeta blasting off into space -SUCKERS!- said Vegeta starting to laugh -Ah, it hurts to laugh!-
"and he got away," said Rainbow Dash facepalming
"well, technically Krillin won," said Twilight
"what?" the rest of the girls looked at Twilight confused
"he is the last one standing and could have delivered the killing blow before Vegeta ran away," said Twilight
"oh gosh you're right," they all said
-And so our heroes looked towards the sky, their battle finally over and victory on their side. Many lives were lost, many lessons were learned, and I made out with a cool one hundred thou!- said the narrator
(cuts to King Kai's planet)
-You cheating son of a-- said King Kai-Can't hear you, don't care! Now where was I...- said the narrator"
cheater," thought Applejack
(cuts back to Earth)
-how will our heroes bring back their fallen compatriots? What new dangers will present themselves? Has anyone really not seen this show already? Find out in the next season of DragonBall Z Abridged!- said the narrator
(scene cuts to Vegeta's space pod flying through outer space)
-They've broken my body... I failed in my mission to find the Dragon Balls... I even lost my tail... but at least... it can't get any worse from here...- thought Vegeta
-Vegeta... Vegeeeeetaaaaa...- said a mysterious voice
"no way," said Pinkie
-Wh-What?- said Vegeta
-I'm haunting you.- said Nappa appearing as a ghost
(Vegeta's space pod is seen flying off into the distance)
-NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!- screamed Vegeta
"oh no he is still here," said Rarity
(credits roll with Ghost Nappa's theme song, a parody of the Ghostbusters theme song, playing in the background)
Vegegeta-geta gegegegegeta
Vegegeta-geta GHOST NAPPA!
Yeeeah!
If there's something strange, in your neighborhood.
Guess who it is? GHOST NAPPA!
Is it something weird? And it don't look good.
Guess who it is? GHOST NAPPA!
Yo, Vegeta-geta-geta-geta-getageta
Geta-geta-geta-you know you love me as a ghost-geta
Geta-geta-geta-geta-getagetaGeta-geta-geta-geta-WHOOOOO!
"ve-vegeta-geta-geta" sang Pinkie along with the song
"well that was a cool ending, can't wait for the next season," said Rainbow Dash
"This series has a lot more quality now than in the first episode can't wait to see how much better it gets," said Rarity
"I love this series it's super fun," said Pinkie
"the characters and the writing got a lot better I want to see how much character development they get," said Sunset
"I really liked this series can' wait for the next season," said Applejack
"I thought this series was fun taking away some parts," said Fluttershy
"This series has a lot of lore and information I'm really invested in this world, and we still have the movies to watch," said Twilight
"There are movies?" asked Pinkie
"They are more like specials but yeah," said Twilight
"well, it's really late now, what the hay is already midnight!" said Applejack
"guess we should sleep," said Fluttershy "good night"
"good night," the rest of the girls said while all of them went to sleep