Let's answer reviews.
Guest: Sorry for the Fitz bashing. Fitz isn't actually that bad he's just easy to pick on.
Guest: Thanks. I'm not a great speller and I'll talk more about that next chapter. And Dex is awesome and he will remain relevant because he's awesome.
Guest: That's a pretty good argument for elves being communist.
I teleport into the void wearing a Respect Sovalin shippers T-shirt.
Keefe *Barely restraining laughter* Are you a Sovalin shipper.
Me: No. But Sovalin shippers exist (They actual do thought there aren't a lout of them.) and they deserve to be respected.
Fitz: You probably shouldn't talk about respecting other's after you bashed Sophitz.
Me: I'm sorry about that and compared to how much other authors have bashed Fitz I wasn't that bad.
Aarnav: Sincere apologies never give excuse's.
Me: SoRrY.
Marella: That apologie was sooo sincere. Absolutely no sarcasm.
Me: Lets get back to the point. Why are people so rude to Sovalin shippers.
Biana: Because Valin is super gross.
Me: The only thing reader's know about Valin's appearance's is that he has long hair and that Sophie's not attracted to him.
Marella: Trust me. He's gross. I've seen him.
Tam: And why would you ship somebody with someone who you know they aren't attracted to.
Me: People ship Tam and Sophie even if neither of them has shown sines of attraction for the other one.
Fitz: Why do people do that. Look at all the gay ship's. Non of them are based of prof that the other one is attracted to the other.
Me: Actually in Sobiana's case Biana and Sophie repeatably describe the other as attractife.
Sophie and Biana: WHAT!
Me: I can pull up the Sobiana page on my phone.
They read all the Sobiana "moments" and realize that the both repeatably expressed that the fond the other one beautiful/hot.
Sophie: This can't be true. This website must be lying. It can be edited by anyone.
Me: There all quotes from the books.
Biana: Bring up the books to prov it.
Me: I don't have the books with me.
Tam: You call yourself a fanboy and yet you don't have the books. Your a fraud.
Me: Sorry. I just borrow them from the digital library.
Sophie: You pirate books on the internet.
Keefe: He's a book pirate. As pirates go that's pretty lame but it's still a pirate.
Me: Reading books online is completely legal. The library pays for them. I'm also a communist so that implies that I think all books movie's music and stuff like that should be available to everyone free of charge.
Linh: If nobody payed for book movies music and stuff like that who would pay the authors, film directors, musicians and other profession's along those line's.
Me: I'm writing something and I'm not doing it for money.
Marella: And it's very low quality written by amateur author and doesn't have much time spend into it.
Me: If I gave you all mallowmelt would you treat me better.
Sophie: We can't be bribed.
Dex: Actually we can be bribed if were being bribed with mallomelt and riflepuff's.
Me: Deal.
I summon a large amount of riflepuff's and mallamelt and we start eating it.
The end of the chapter