Gravity Falls Retcon 16
The Following Morning Dipper woke up to see Wendy sleeping in his arms in his bed, her warm body pressed against his resting on his arm. Dipper smiled as he smelled her wonderful hair and pulled her closer.
"Best morning ever." Dipper whispered.
A little while later Wendy stirred waking up.
"Hey there stud. How was your night?" Wendy asked.
"Life Changing." Dipper said kissing Wendy's cheek. "But I am HUNGRY!"
"Same... is this why my dad ate like a maniac almost every morning?" Wendy asked.
The two get up and watch as Mabel sleeps cuddling Waddles.
"Hold on." Dipper said looking at Wendy.
"What?"
"Just committing this to memory." Dipper said getting a shove from Wendy.
"Come on let's get dressed." Wendy said smirking.
"Do we have to? I like what I see." Dipper said making Wendy smirk more.
"I can't walk around naked. This isn't a nudist colony." Wendy said grabbing her bra.
"I'm okay with that." Dipper said getting his shirt thrown at his face by Wendy.
Dipper pulls it on and puts his glasses on to see better.
"Pancakes?" Dipper asked.
"Oh yeah." Wendy said pulling her panties and jeans on.
The two head down to the kitchen and make pancakes filling the shack with the sweet smell. Both Stanley and Stanford come out of the Underground lab hungry after smelling the pancakes.
"You making Pancakes?" Ford asked.
"Yeah. I'll make you some." Dipper said pouring the batter.
Soon the pancakes are done and everyone starts eating.
"Much better than dads. Again, no hair." Wendy said.
Once the food was Finished Dipper and Wendy left for town to go to the Arcade. They saw Nate Thompson and Tambry playing games and joined them.
"So what did you do?" Tambry asked Wendy.
"Come again?" Wendy asked.
"What did you do? You and Dipper. You're much happier than usual and he's just brimming with happiness." Tambry said.
"We went to the fair yesterday." Wendy said defensively.
"And...?"
"He won me some prizes, and we ate junk food. Fair stuff." Wendy said.
"No... you and Dipper did it." Tambry said knowingly.
"You're crazy Tambry." Wendy said.
"Really? Where's your hat?" Tambry asked.
Wendys eye widened as she felt her head missing her iconic hat.
"I... uh..." Wendy stammered.
"It's back at the shack... in Dippers room." Tambry said figuring it out. "You totally had sex with Dipper!"
"Okay yes shut up!" Wendy said.
"How was he?" Tambry asked.
"I'm not telling you."
"Oh come on. I wanna know!" Tambry said.
"This is neither the time nor the place." Wendy said.
"Was he big? Or is his hand a big fat lie?" Tambry asked.
"Tambry!" Wendy scolds shoving her.
"Fine, but we discuss this later. You're my best friend and I've seen you get into a lot of bad relationships before. I worry about you. Dipper seems like a good guy, not just a nice guy. Anyone can be nice it takes a truly good man to be a good guy." Tambry said before getting a soda.
Dipper approaches Wendy from behind.
"What was that?" Dipper asked.
"Tambry's worried about me. She thinks you're good for me." Wendy tells him.
"I can see why. Stan told me all about you before I got here." Dipper said.
"Oh I am going to kill that old man." Wendy said.
The teens played their arcade games for a few hours before Pacifica arrived.
"Hey guys." Pacifica said peeling out a 50 dollar bill and got a lot of quarters.
Dipper gestures for Pacifica to play some fight fighters with him as Wendy lets her take the controller. 20 minutes later Wendy is holding a tally and it shows Pacifica is beating Dipper 17-0.
"How are you this good?!" Dipper asks.
"Catharsis is good therapy." Pacifica says. "I play when I need to vent about my dad."
"It keeps you sharp." Dipper said patting Pacificas shoulder.
"Quiet nerd. And watch as I own you." Pacifica said as she beats Dipper the 18th time.
"Dang! You're good, and I'm using Rumble." Dipper said letting the controller go and flexes his hands.
"You gotta use Zangrief, he's difficult to control but once you understand his moveset he becomes the best character." Pacifica explained.
"Maybe I should have summoned him instead." Dipper mused.
"What?" Wendy asked.
"Nothing." Dipper said taking a selfie of the three of them and sending it to them and their other friends.
Wendy pulled her phone out to laugh at it while Pacifica rummaged through her purse.
"Damn I left my phone out in the town car." Pacifica said.
"I'll get it. I gotta rest my hands." Dipper said letting Wendy a chance to play.
10 minutes later Wendy and Pacifica look around for Dipper.
"Where is he?" Pacifica asked.
"WENDY! PACIFIFCA! Dipper is in the parking lot getting assaulted!" Tambry cried from the door.
Both girls abandoned the game to see Robbie and two other older boys beating Dipper. Wendy ran up and spin kicked one of the other boys in the head before using her legs to take down the other and started choking him out. Pacifica tried prying Robbie from Dipper only for the punk to backhand her.
"Oh No more miss nice Heiress!" Pacifica said pulling out a Tazer from her purse jammed it in Robbies Neck sending 50,000 volts through his body and making him let Dipper go.
Once Robbie was on the ground and Wendy had the other boys hanging from trees by their underwear Pacifica tazed Robbie some more.
"BAAAAH! BAAAAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
After Pacifica puts her Tazer away she and Wendy go to Dipper and check on him.
"Oh my god look at him..." Pacifica says on the verge of tears at his beaten and bloody face.
"Dipper can you hear me?" Wendy asked cleaning his face of his blood.
"Mmmmm..." Dipper moaned out.
"It's okay... It's okay..." Pacifica whispered.
"Are you telling him that or yourself?" Wendy asked scared.
"Can it be both?" Pacifica asked with bloodshot eyes.
"I'm calling Ford." Wendy said pulling her phone out.
As Wendy was calling and Pacifica tried to clean Dippers face Robbie stood up and wearily started to approach them.
"Yooooou... CUNTS!" Robbie spat angrily.
Pacificas look of irritation turned to pure disgust.
"Gnomes! ATTACK!" Pacifica said before snapping her finger.
EVERY Gnome flooded out of the trees bushes and shadows to swarm Robbie and dragged him off into the forest.
"Give him the Gnome treatment!" Pacifica screamed getting a swarm cheer of approval.
"How did you do that?" Wendy asked astonished.
"That night you were in that convenience store..."
"And Mabel pulled your top off."
"Yes that." Pacifica said irritated. "She told me about the Gnomes. I found them in the forest and offered them a deal, they be willing to obey my command in exchange for cookies. a lot of cookies."
"How?" Wendy asked.
"I have an outstanding order for the bakery to make 6 dozen cookies to be left at the bakery door when they close up every night. The Gnomes take the cookies and get to eat. For that they come at my command. This is the first time they helped me." Pacifica said.
"Thanks." Wendy said.
"You're welcome." Pacifica replied cradling Dippers head.
Ford Stan Mabel and Soos pulled up in Soos's truck to find the girls tending to Dippers wounds.
"Oh my gosh! The kids parents are going to tear me a new one." Ford muttered. "Pacifica you mind if we bring him to your Mansion? It's closer than the hospital or the Shack."
"No problem." Pacifica said.
The men hoisted Dipper into Soos's truck bed with Pacifica and Wendy in the back with him. When they got to the Mansion Mabel rode in Pacificas town car and carried hi up to Pacificas room.
"My Parents won't bother us. They're off in New York for a Gala." Pacifca explained.
Dipper rested in Pacificas bed as Pacifica and Wendy tended to his wounds.
"Geez... It feels weird seeing him so vulnerable." Wendy said. "He's usually so tough."
"It's okay..." Pacifica said softly.
"Call us when Dipper is up okay?" Stan said.
"We need to get back to the Shack. I've got some specimens to look over." Ford said.
"And I've got a Burrito back at the fridge with my name on it." Soos said.
"You two will take care of Dipper right?" Mabel said.
"Yeah. Go on we got this." Wendy said.
And with that the four of them left Dipper in Wendy and Pacificas care.
"I'll go get some Ice. Wheres the kitchen?" Wendy asked.
"What's a kitchen?" Pacifica asked.
"Are you serious?!" Wendy asked.
"Gotcha! It's the other end of the hall." Pacifica said.
"Okay that was clever." Wendy said heading out.
After Wendy closed the door Pacifica went to her bathroom and filled a glass with water and took out a vial before pouring its contents inside the water.
"I hope this works." Pacifica muttered.
"Hmmm...?" Dipper muttered stirring.
"Mason!" Pacifica said going to his side.
"Hey... OW! What happened?" Dipper asked.
"Robbie Jumped you with two other guys, I assume members of his awful band." Pacifica said. "You got beat up pretty badly."
"Where am I?" Dipper asked.
"You're in my room. We took you here to recover." Pacifica said. "I have some water and Wendy is getting some Ice."
"Can I have some water?" Dipper asked.
Pacifica handed the glass to him and he took a long drink but gave 1/4 of it back to Pacifica who downed the rest of it when Dipper fell back and closed his eyes.
"How do you feel?" Pacifica asked feeling the effects of the love potion, feeling a stronger push to Dipper.
"I feel like absolute crap. But with you I feel better." Dipper said taking Pacificas hand. "I love you, you know."
Pacifica fell silent at Dippers words. She took them in and smiled.
"I love you too you dumb idiot." Pacifica said leaning in for a gentle kiss. "I'm so glad you're not dead."
"It'll take a lot more than that to kill me." Dipper said as Pacifica caressed his hair grazing an open wound. "AH! Ow ow owie!"
Dipper whined like a child making Pacifica giggle.
"So... is there anything you want to do with me... in my bed... the two of us alone?" Pacifica asked.
"I don't think I'm in enough shape to make a blanket fort." Dipper said.
"You dork!" Pacifica said slapping one of his unbruised spots. "You know what I mean."
"Pacifica I would love to but I am in no shape to be doing that." Dipper said resting his head back.
"I know... but you're in my bed you can't blame me for wanting to try." Pacifica said.
"I got Ice!" Wendy said opening the door making Pacifica fall off her bed in surprise. "Oh Dipper's awake."
"Hey Wendy." Dipper said softly.
"Ow." Pacifica muttered before getting up.
"How're you feeling trooper?" Wendy asked.
"Like an idiot." Dipper said.
"Well besides that." Wendy said putting the bag of ice on his head.
'The Love potion isn't working...' Pacifica thought to herself.
4 days prior Pacifica visited Ford in his lab under the Shack curious what he was studying.
"Oh you know. The paranormal of Gravity Falls." Ford said.
"What's this?" Pacifica said pointing to vials of a pink sparkly fluid.
"That is Love Potion, or so this roadie says it is. Got it from a fat gut at the Woodstick festival a few years ago. Gave him a dozen pizzas to get him to part with it, he said I couldn't do much harm with it since apparently I have a hard time connecting with people. Can you believe that?" Ford asked.
"Yeah that's ridiculous. So since it's clearly not love potion you won't mind if I take some to mess with Mabel?" Pacifica asked.
"Go ahead, just don't set anything on fire." Ford said resuming examining a strange plant from Borneo.
"Promise!" Pacifica said taking a vial out with her.
In the present day Pacifica looked at the empty vial and pouted.
'Why did I think it would work?' Pacifica asked herself.
Little did she know it did work, it just didn't change anything...
End of Chapter 16.
Well that's it for 16, review you bastards! Come on! suggest something. Or Am I an uninspiring hack?!