Time Of Your Life

by xXxbloodyristsxXx

This is a parody fic I wrote while pretending to be Tara Gilesbie in 2011-12. I was about 13 at the time; hence, it's spectacularly unfunny. Still, some fans had been begging for it to be reposted, so here I am, almost a decade later, obliging. Alabaster Dark'ness Denouement Crimson Smith falls into the Naruto world. Goffic shenanigans ensue. Eye-bleeding spelling abounds.

12. Chapter 12

AN: MS IM SO SORRY RAVEN!11! I dint no u were bipolar!11!1! i will put u bak in da stoay im so sorry i thougt u relly did hate my immortal but im glad 2 see u lkkie it!11!1

PREPZ QUIT FALMING!1! kakakshi iz fat cuz hez a pzer nad he let himslef get fat cuz he waz 2 busy hating goffs 2 excersize!11!11! OH YAH NAD DIS CHAPTA HAZ SCARRY STUFF SO BE CAREFUL K!1!11?/

we got redy den went 2 da concert.

i put on a floor length red dress wit blak lace and a blak corset and black tulle and high heeled black sandels. sakura put on a red corset and black flowy skirt wit red ripped fishnets. we met anita outside. she waz wearing a black mini dress wit red lace nad thigh hi leather boots. i introduced them ten we went 2 see da boys.

Gaara waz wearing a blak fishnet shrit and black pants and leather bots. natuoro was wearing black skinny jeans, scribbled on converse, nad a gc t-shirt. sasuske waz wearing black baggy cargos, a red t-shirt, blak leatrer jacket, and dc martens.

we went 2 da concert. we were mshing 2 gc songs wen suddenly… A MAN APPEARED NO STAAGE!11! IT WAZ… … … … OROOCHEEMAROO!1!11!1!

We SCREEMED den ran away but he yelled nad da band ran after us!1!1! DEY HAD CURSE MARSK!1!1! OROCHEEMAROO WAZ CONTROLLING DEM!11!11!

BUT DEN… … … … … narutoi TURNED ITO DA NINE TAILED FOX!11!1! he rawred den all da bad guys EXPLODED!11!1! EXCEPT OROCHEEMAROO!111!1! HE APPARATED 2 A DIFFERENT PLACE LIKE HIZ HIDEOUT!11! and… … … … … HE TOOK SAKUJKARA WIT HIM!11!

anita waz crying. "oms i luved her!"

"we can get her bak!" narutoi yelled den kisssed me nad did a jutsu den wen he stopped kissing me… … … … … … … … … WE WERE IN OROCHEEAMRUUS LAIR!11!11! we culd tell orochemarro waz in da shwer cuz we could smell hiz gay hair conditioner nad he waz singing "girlfriend" by avril lavign! "he iz totally a pozer!" i screeched.

kabooto came out but wew shot him a hunhdred times! den we saw some1 else dere!

he waz a hot blonde guy wit red streeks in hiz hair wearing a fishnet shirt wit a blak leather vest and carg paints dat were black. it waz… … … … … DEIDARA!11!1!

"OMS R U TRYING 2 GET MA NARUTOI CHAN!11!11" i screemed

"no i am just preteneding 2 be in da akakasuki i am a spy 4 da leef" he replied

"oooh" i sed den we all went 2 look 4 saurka 2gether stepping over kabutoz body.