#144: Articuno
Type: Ice/Flying
Average penis length/design: 1 ½ foot, tapered, blue
Articuno is the legendary bird of ice that lives in the coldest of climates and its flapping wings can freeze any water in the air, creating snow wherever it goes. It will only appear during the harshest of blizzards to help any nearby Pokémon or kind hearted humans find shelter.
Articuno only lay an egg once every century, so you can bet that they are more than protective of their young and their eggs. A male Articuno will fly for miles from its home region to find a female Articuno that it will impregnate and therefore ensure the safety of the Articuno species. An Articuno egg will only hatch if it stays in temperatures of 0 degrees F or lower, and will often be left encased in spike covered ice by its parents to ensure safety and that it is kept at proper temperature.
#144: Galarian Articuno
Type: Psychic/Flying
Average penis length/design: 1 ¾ food, tapered, light blue
Galarian Articuno focus much less on their ice abilities and more on psychic powers for both battling and general life. They are capable of firing beams that can immobilize an opponent and make it feel like it's encased in ice. Galarian Articuno are highly intelligent and will never pick a battle with someone it feels doesn't match its intelligence, which is not that many Pokémon to Galarian Articuno.
Much like with battling, Galarian Articuno don't have time to mess around with mating with anything it considers to be stupider than itself, in fact the only Pokémon it will ever desire to mate with is a Kantonian Articuno, which might not possess the same psychic abilities but is close enough to its own species that it will allow mating to occur.
#145: Zapdos
Type: Electric/Flying
Average penis length/design: 1 ½ foot, pointed, yellow
Zapdos is the legendary bird of thunder that absorbs the power of lightning and uses that to strike down its opponents with volts that are far more powerful than that of any other Electric Type Pokémon from the region. Zapdos will also appear near power plants or large cities where it will siphon electricity and use it for either its own benefit or to help give energy to its young.
Like Articuno, Zapdos lay an egg about once a century and will keep the egg held in areas where lightning storms are more common. The more electricity a Zapdos egg takes, the sooner it will take to hatch. Mating Zapdos will often release enough electricity to power a skyscraper with plenty to spare from pleasure.
#145: Galarian Zapdos
Type: Fighting/Flying
Average penis length/design: 2 feet, pointed, orange
In the Galar Region, Zapdos focus much less on electric abilities and flying for that matter and have instead trained their legs to make Galarian Zapdos much faster on land and have a very powerful kick. Galarian Zapdos can deliver a kick that's so powerful that it can knock over a loaded dump truck, and when they rub their feathers together it makes a crackling sound like that sounds like the zapping of electricity.
Since Galarian Zapdos don't have the advantage of flight, they aren't as capable of island/region hopping as their electric counterparts, so Galarian Zapdos will often wait patiently for a Kantonian Zapdos to arrive that it will mate with and thus ensure the stability Galarian Zapdos's species.
#146: Moltres
Type: Fire/Flying
Average penis length/design: 1 ½ foot, flaming, tapered
Moltres is the legendary bird of fire in the Kanto Region and is said to have flames on its body that are so hot and intense that they cannot be extinguished, not even if Moltres were to dive into the ocean. Molres live inside the molten crater of active volcanoes and will only appear to those who trespass on its territory where it will fight for its life.
The only Pokémon Moltres will ever allow into its territory without a fight is the Moltres that will be its mate. Moltres eggs, which are too only laid once a century, are often laid and kept incubated inside the magma filled crater for safety, much like Magmar but the difference is that Moltres eggs actually stay inside the magma. When the volcano erupts, it means that the egg has hatched.
Mating Moltres will let off so much heat that it could burn you to death in seconds and, just as expected, a Moltres's penis emits flames as well.
#146: Galarian Moltres
Type: Dark/Flying
Average penis length/design: 2 foot, black with purple flames
Galarian Moltres have a very sinister aura that blazes with a burning fire and ignites the purple flames that surround its wings, head and tail. This aura can consume the aura of any creature that it hits, leaving them as a burned-out shadow of themselves.
Galarain Moltres will seek out its fiery counterpart, strip it from its volcanic home and take it to a location in the middle of the ocean where it will have its way with the fiery bird. Once a Galarian Moltres egg is laid, the dark aura that consumes it will suck out all of the fire power of the Kantonian Moltres and cause it to die while Galarian Moltres simply takes the egg back to its home in the Galar region to raise it.
#147: Dratini
Type: Dragon
Average penis length/design: 4 inch, tapered
Dratini are one of the rarest Pokémon in the Kanto Region, they are so rare that they were thought to be a myth at one point. Because of this rarity, Dratini will often mate with any Pokémon that lives in the same area like Goldeen or Psyduck, but if two Dratini of opposite genders do happen to find each other then it will pretty much be love at first sight.
During mating, Dratini will often and wrap their bodies around each other as the male pushes its dual penises into the female, sometimes even getting caught up in a knot if things get that intense. Dratini eggs are very much treasured yet protected around the world, and Dratini will only allow those that it truly trusts to go anywhere near its egg.
#148: Dragonair
Type: Dragon
Average penis length/design: 8 inch, tapered
The slim, elegant body of Dragonair makes it one of the most beautiful Dragon Type Pokémon in the world. Dragonair's crystalline orbs are said to be able to control the weather, and while this is true the orbs can also light up in order to attract a mate.
Since Dragonair are even more rare than Dratini, it will happily take a Dratini as a mate but much more prefers the comfort of a fellow Dragonair. Dragonair can catch on to the wind with the tiny wings on the side of its head and that allows it to fly, so Dragonair are fully capable of mating while flying on windy days.
#149: Dragonite
Type: Dragon/Flying
Average penis length/design: 17 inch, tapered
Dragonite are well known and beloved for their immense power that is barely matched by any other Pokémon, other than legendaries, in the Kanto Region. Despite their large size, Dragonite are actually quite calm and gentle when not battling and will often aid injured Pokémon or humans and help them recover.
However, when mating, Dragonite aren't afraid to let go and really show its mate what sort of power it contains. Male Dragonite will grip onto its female's hips and thrust its large penis in and out of her, sometimes breathing a bit of fire for added pleasure, until it unleashes nearly a gallon of potent sperm that could get at least 10 Dragonite pregnant all at once.
Dragonite are also very kind and gentle when it comes to raising their young.
#150: Mewtwo
Type: Psychic
Average penis length/design: 15 inch, humanoid
Mewtwo is a legendary Pokémon that was genetically created by splicing DNA from the mythical Pokémon, Mew, and was created to be the most powerful Psychic Type Pokémon in the world. At one point, Mewtwo hated all of humanity and would use its psychic abilities to destroy them, brainwash them, and even take advantage of them. However, after an intense battle against Mew, Mewtwo has realized that not all humans are bad and it now lives on a remote island away from all humans as a means to not harm them.
Because it is technically a clone of Mew, Mewtwo cannot breed with any other Pokémon, but that doesn't stop it from hypnotizing strong Pokémon and having them bend to its will, doing what it wishes before sending that Pokémon on its way back to its home where it's memory of the mating will be erased.
#151: Mew
Type: Psychic
Average penis length/design: 4 inch, humanoid
Like with Ditto, Mew has the ability to change its shape and transform into any Pokémon in the world, blending itself in with the regular Pokémon of the area. Because of this, Mew is often thought to be a myth since anyone who does happen to catch a glimpse of Mew will be let down when it transforms once again.
Mew is said to be the ancestor of all Pokémon and that many of the Pokémon that exist today all came from millions of Mew transforming and liking the surrounding so much that it decided to stay in that form and pass on those genes to future generations. Often, when feeling frisky, Mew will transform itself to a Pokémon and have that Pokémon mate with it unknowingly.
And that is it for all of the Gen 1 Pokémon, along with the Alolan and Galarain forms.
I hope you enjoyed me sharing the entries for all 151 of these Pokémon and I can't wait to share even more of them when they come.
Next chapter, I will be kicking off Gen 2 with the Johto Region starters, Chikorita, Cyndaquil and Totodile plus their evolutions so stay on the lookout for that.
Thanks for reading, take care, and I will see you next time!
