Oh yea in this story only the people who I dislike will call Mer a slut because she didn't even do anything. Derek and Addison are the bad guys that's all I'm saying. All she did was have drunken sex with her boss who she didn't know was her boss and then she just had a relationship with him she didn't cheat on anybody. Finn doesn't count. Addison cheated on her husband multiple times and stayed for two months with the man she cheated with and would've just let Derek take all the blame and she used Mark only when it was convenient for her. And ya'll are already aware of my issues with Derek. So happy um Happy Reading
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"Shep" Mark nodded acknowledging the man as he walked into the elevator,
"Sloan" Derek nodded without making eye-contact.
The two rode the elevator in an uncomfortable silence.
"Stay away from her" Derek said as soon as the elevator doors opened.
"Hey Marky" Meredith said breezing past Derek and walking up to Mark
"Hey Mer" He said wrapping his arms around her waist and breathing her lavender scent in.
The pair stood like that until the elevator door opened on Meredith's floor.
"I told you to guard the door" Cristina yelled at Nurse Tyler.
"I had a code" Tyler said grinning
"I had parents walk in" Cristina said throwing her hands up.
"Whatever" Cristina said rolling her eyes "I want my 20 bucks back" She said sticking her hand out.
"Sorry" Tyler shrugged "I bought everybody coffee … for saving a guys life" He added.
"I don't care I want my twenty bucks back" Cristina called after them
"It's not Tyler's fault you're a dirty dirty stripper" Meredith laughed.
"You know you're a horrible person to have as a person. I'm going to get a new person" Cristina grumbled.
"I'd be offended if I didn't know that nobody else would have a dirty dirty stripper as a person"
"I'd much rather be a dirty dirty stripper than a dirty mistress" Cristina fired back.
"At least we have a club"
"Do you two have time to round or are you busy getting naked on hospital property" Baliey asked in a tight voice.
"I wasn't naked" Cristina said chasing after Bailey
"I didn't even do anything" Meredith added
"Goodmorning Ruth, Benjamin, Dr.Bailey, Dr.Bailey's Interns" Derek nodded as he walked into the room.
"Doesn't feel like a very good morning to me" Benjamin said tightly "And I have to have brain surgery today. Very scary. Plus, my sister is nervous sweating and the window in the room doesn't open so it's pretty smelly in here."
"Benjamin" The woman in the corner muttered
Benjamin sat up "Was that rude?"
"Yes" The woman nodded "How about you let the doctors speak"
"Benjamin O'Leary here for a removal of a removal of a brain tumor pressing on a frontal temporal lobe." Cristina stated "Cleary it's affecting his impulse control" she added. Mredith and Alex fought back snickers.
"It makes me say everything I think" He said looking at Ruthie "And apparently its annoying." He said shifting his gaze to Cristina. "Am I annoying you"
"It's fine" Cristina said tightly.
"You can't say it's fine. He doesn't perceive sarcasm. If he's annoying you, you have to tell him"
"Maybe I'm not annoying you Ruthie" Benjamin said crossing his arm.
"No, you are" Cristina confirmed blatantly.
"Doctor Yang" Bailey said sternly.
"What" Cristina shrugged "He asked"
"Ok" Derek cut in "Benjamin, Dr.Yang pinched and annoyed as she may be is going to prep you for surgery. Do you have any more questions for me"
"Is that blonde your girlfriend because they way you're looking at her you might as well-"
"No that's not my girlfriend." Derek shook his head as Bailey's interns walked out the room.
"I'm proud of you all" Bailey said tightly "You make me proud" God she did not want to say this. "You reflect on me well. Grey if you could stop seducing attendings long enough to get the labs it'd be appreciated." Everybody but Meredith fought back snickers. "Karev cover the pit"
A grin spread across Alex's face. "The pit you mean I'm off gynie."
"Yes, you can cover the pit, or you can…" She paused and eyed the garment for a second
"You can tell me" She said significantly louder, "Whose damn panties are on the bulletin board"
"Are those yours" Cristina whispered to Meredith
"I'm going to kill Mark" Meredith said as she stared at the garment in horror
"Claim them" Cristina whispered again "She thinks the panties are mines claim them" She said nudging her
"This is a hospital" Bailey said sternly "Serious work happens here we save lives here" Alex couldn't hold it in anymore and burst out laughing. "Is something funny to you Karev? Whose are these"
Callie could see the mortified look or Meredith face and was pretty sure Mark put the panties up there.
"Sorry Bailey" Callie said taking the panties off the board "I must've left them laying around" Meredith shot Callie a grateful look.
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"Mark I'm going to kill you" Meredith said grabbing his arm and dragging him into a on call room.
"What did I do this time" Mark asked slightly confused
"Panties"
"It was pretty funny right" Mark said smirking
"Nope" Meredith said crossing her arms.
"I know something I could do to make up for it" Mark said picking her up and kissing her.
"Oh really" She murmured wrapping her legs around him as he put her down on the bed and took off her scrub pants.
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Mark had finished his surgery early and went home early to make Meredith's favorite dish for dinner as a surprise. When someone knocked on the door.
"Hey... Addison" Mark said as he cracked the door open.
"Mark uh I- I- I- need to talk to you" Addison slurred shoving her way into the door and on to the couch.
"Um ok are you drunk?" Mark said sightly confused.
"This is a nice apartment" Addison commented looking around. Mark and Meredith shared a 3-bedroom penthouse with high ceilings, a open concept with a large kitchen and a balcony that overlooked Seattle.
"Oh yea um thanks" Mark nodded uncomfortably
"This is uncomfortable for me to say but I- just I- Mark Derek loves Meredith and he just he doesn't love me he loves her but I- I- me and you were good together I- I- I just we should be together" Addison said sobbing.
"I- um well" Mark shifting uncomfortably "Addison you should go"
"Oh don't tell me you love her too" Addison sobbed "That stupid slut" Addison fumed grabbing her stuff
"Don't call her that" Mark said sternly
"Why she is a slut" Addison slurred shoving things unto her purse.
"Addison How is she the slut when you're the one who cheated on YOUR husband and your still lying to him. I think you should be happy Meredith never said anything and I also think you should leave" Mark said aggravated
"Fine" Addison said opening the door and revealing Meredith. "Mark's cheating on you" Addison yelled drunkly in Meredith's face
"Liar" Mak yelled into the hallway
"Mark" Meredith said unable to control her laughter
"You're not mad" Mark asked very confused
"Nope she's very drunk" Meredith said still laughing "Plus I'm too tired to care"
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"You know I wouldn't cheat on you Mer" Mark said climbing into bed next to her
"Mhmm" She murmured sleepily
"I love you so much Mer"
Meredith murmured something back that Mark assumed was I love you but he wasn't sure.