A/N: Yes, more ScoRose. I'm thinking of making a collection some time soon. Also, all the things I'm submitting for will now be at the end so as to make it easier and more pleasant to read as there is going to be A LOT of stuff!
Title: Green Scarves and other disgusting issues
Summary: Albus is not expecting to find Rose and Scorpius in the Slytherin Common Room, and now he kinda wishes he had never gone. Boy, are couples disgusting.
Word count: 484
Genres: Romance, Humour
Characters: Albus S. P., Rose W., Scorpius M.
"What is she doing here?" yelled Albus, as he came into the Slytherin Common Room on a perfectly normal December Tuesday to find his best friend and his cousin sprawled on the comfiest sofa there was (and for the Slytherin common room, that meant a lot).
"Oh hello, Albus," Scorpius greeted him, not even bothering to look up from Rose's gaze.
"She doesn't even go here!" Albus continued, "You know we aren't supposed to bring anyone from the other houses into our common room!"
"Of course she goes here! She goes right into my arms."
Rose cooed and Albus gagged. "You disgust me, and I'm pretty sure it will disgust the rest of our housemates even more. They will not have this."
"Please, I'm a Malfoy, a Seventh Year, two years a Prefect and Head Boy. They will not be doing anything."
Albus groaned. "Exactly my point, can't you go and do this in the Heads Common Room or something?"
Both Rose and Scorpius promptly ignored him and continued to look dreamily into each other's eyes. It was quite revolting. Seriously, if being in love was this vomit-inducing, Albus was going to steer clear of it.
"My peerless paramour, I have something for you," Scorpius murmured.
"'Peerless paramour', what are you Shakespeare or something?" Albus groaned as he tried to settle on one of the nearby tables to do some homework.
"Oh, apple of my eye, what is it?" Rose looked up lovingly.
"Is calling each other weird names supposed to be kinky, because from here it's mildly traumatising," Albus commented, taking out his Arithmancy homework.
"Here, it's my scarf, so I can always keep you warm wherever you go."
Albus scoffed: "You're giving Rose a green scarf? You should know Rose will NEVER agree to wearing green!"
"Oh, Scorpius. It's not just green, it's forest green! My favourite colour!"
Albus decided that trying on Arithmancy was growing more and more pointless. Clearly the two lovebirds were determined to make him vomit. Also, what the heck. Rose absolutely detested green in any form!
"This is just the best thing ever!" continued Rose, "I could just kiss you!"
"Oh please don't!" Albus had started to pack up his stuff. Hopefully the library would be less full of mindless idiots.
"Oh please do!" Scorpius grinned, and he carefully lifted her lips to his and they began their absolutely disgusting make-out session.
"Gross! Guys, have you ever heard of PDA?" Albus huffed before stalking over to the Common Room entrance, while the two people behind him were completely oblivious.
With one final look behind, he added: "You know, honestly - do whatever you want. I don't care anymore. I'm going to the library."
And he unfortunately couldn't slam the door, as there wasn't any, but he definitely stomped off, hoping that the next person to find them would be the Head of House, or even better, the Headmistress.
FOR HOGWARTS SCHOOL OF WITCHCRAFT AND WIZARDRY
House: Ravenclaw
for august auction: Day 9/Auction 1: "She doesn't even go here!3
for writing club; character appreciation: 12) "You know, honestly - do whatever you want, I don't care anymore."
for writing club; record collection: 5) Moonshine: kissing
for writing club; eras: 15) "My peerless paramour"
for writing club; showtime: 1) So this is love - My OTP (being Scorose, haha)
for writing club; the ultimate martial arts: 7) Scarf
for writing club; scamander's case: 28) Green
for writing club; forecast: 15th) Windy: "Gross"
for like a skyscraper: Floor 1 4) Forest green
for founder says: Helga says 7) "This is the best thing ever! I could just kiss you!"
for pick a wick: 2) Baking cupcakes - fluff
for build a better breakfast: 23) black tea - common room