Ah, so many songs, so many requests. I'm doing my best to get to them. I am. Just so much going on right now. But don't you fret! I'll get to them! I promise! Now, it's time for another song!
I don't know about you but I believe I have six reasons for this one. *grins* That's right everyone! It's a song from the musical SIX!
I know everyone's immediate thought for this song is for a different character. But nope! Due to my headcannon, it's getting another star for this chapter!
I do not own the characters of Hazbin Hotel, they belong to Vivienne Merdano.
I do not own the songs from the Musical Six.
Also trigger warning! This song references to child grooming and sexual assault!
So people? All you wanna do is... *smirks* read.
Chapter 14: All You Wanna Do (Six)
The Overlords were sitting in the meeting room waiting for Lucifer to come in. The King seemed to be running late. Some trouble apparently with the Geotial demons regarding their jobs. As they waited, they ended up getting to a small argument on who's living life was worst. The Overlords Zanner, a skull bull/deer head surrounded by a blue flame, Overlord Stellar, a stylist red bird demon wearing a yellow viser over his eyes, and Overlord Areanaea, a spider demon with four yellow eyes had finished their stories. Valentino snorted as it was his turn to tell his side.
"You three think you had to bad? Listen up."
He took a drag from his cigar. Velvet, having knew the moth longer than the rest of them, joined him on telling his story.
"All you wanna do. All you wanna do, baby," The doll demon sang.
"I think we can all agree I'm a ten amongst these threes." Valentino gestured to Zanner, Stellar and Areanaea.
"All you wanna do. All you wanna do, baby,"
"And ever since I was a child, I'd make the folks go wild!" He chuckled.
"All you wanna do. All you wanna do, baby,"
"Take my first music teacher, Lindsey Mannox," He blew out the infamous red smoke that came from his cigar.
The smoke swirled into a circle, an image of pretty but broad woman with red hair up in a bun, wearing a green dress was sitting with a young prepubescent Mexican boy. She was teaching the boy various instruments, running her hands down his shoulders, arms, and hands.
"I was young, it's true but even then I knew. The only thing you wanna to do is..." The moth made a kiss. He gestured to the smoke window. "Broad, dark, sexy Mannox. Taught me all about dynamics. She was 23 and I was 13 going on 30!"
The newer generations of Overlord's cringed at what the Pimp as telling them. Alastor looked the most unnerved at what he was implying. The a sharp smile grew on his face. While he wasn't a fan of Valentino's exploits, even then he knew that children should not to engaged in such activities with adults. Though he wondered, was this a reason to why the tall moth was in the position that he was in?
"We'd spend hours strumming the lute." The smoke showed Lindsey teaching the former boy that was Valentino. "Striking the chords and blowing the flute. She plucked my strings all the way to G."
The female music teacher reached her hands further down the boy. Grabbing his crotch, causing him to squeal in surprise.
"Went from major to minor, C to D!" The scene continued showing her grooming the young boy. Running her hands through his black hair. Giving him praises and gestures with their time together. "Tell me what you need! What you want, you don't need to plead. 'Cause I feel the chemistry! Like I get you and you get me!"
The moth frowned softly as he watched the memory of what happened to him.
"And maybe this is it..." He gripped his top forearms. "She just cares so much, it feels legit. We have a connection... I think this gal is different! 'Cause-"
"'All you wanna do. All you wanna do, baby!"
Lindsey starting pulling off the boy's clothes.
"Is touch me, love me, can't get enoughsies."
"All you wanna do. All you wanna do, baby."
The woman pulled the boy into her bedroom, pushing him onto the bed. Kissing him, running her hands over him.
"Is please me, squeeze me, birds and the bees me!" Valentino ran a hand over his head, imitating the actions that happened to him so many times in life and death. "Run your fingers through my hair! Tell me, I'm the fairest of the fair!"
The smoke showed the end of Valentino's affair with his music teacher. Ending when she kissed him.
"Playtime's over! The only thing you wanna do is..." A smooch sound from the moth. He blew more smoke when the other faded. The image revealed a slightly older Valentino with stern looking man in his fifties. "But then there was another guy, Francis Merham."
Francis made his way around the office that he worked. He looked over his new apprentice that was Valentino. He was busy filling out forms that his employer requested. The older man, guiding the boy on what to fill out. A hand on his shoulder. A subtle hand moved down his back.
"Serious, stern and slow. Gets what he wants, and he won't take no. Passion in all that he touches. The sexy secretary to the Dowager Duchess."
The opportunity seeking Valentino, happily followed his employer. Doing everything he could to show the elder man that he was capable of whatever task was given to him. As he was writing, he accidentally hit the ink, spilling it over the papers that he was writing on.
"Helped him in his office, had a duty to fulfill. He even let me use his favorite quill. Spilled ink all over the parchment, my wrist was so tired. Still I came back the next day as he required."
Valentino entered the office that he was working at. Only it as closed. The only person there was his employer, Francis. The other Overlords were not looking forward to what they were witnessing. Rosie, Alastor and Areanaea were looking very uncomfortable. The Radio Demon was actually averting his gaze from each steamy affair that was progressing onto the portal.
"You say I'm what you need. All you want, you don't need to plead. 'Cause I feel the chemistry. Like I get you and you get me. And I know this is it." Valentino was looking at what was taking place. He glanced at the cigar in his hand. "He just cares so much, this one's legit. We have a real connection...I'm sure this time is different! 'Cause-"
"'All you wanna do," Velvet chorused. "All you wanna do, baby!"
"Is touch me, love me, can't get enoughsies!"
"All you wanna do. All you wanna do, baby!"
"Is please me, squeeze me, birds and the bees me!" The smoke showed Francis grabbing Valentino, slamming him against the wall and undressing him once they were in the confines of his office. Underneath Valentino's clothes showed that he was wearing a corset. Which the older man peeled off and tossed onto the ground before returning his attention to the teenager under him. "You can't wait a second more to get my corset on the floor! Playtime's over! The only thing you wanna do is..."
Valentino made another smooching sound. He snorted, waving the smoke window to clear away.
"Yeah, that didn't work out, obviously." He replied. "As you can tell I died and ended up down here. So I decided to have a break from such poise... And you'll never guess who I met..."
He blew another ring of smoke. It showed a very tall green Pray Mantis demon with glowing yellow eyes with red pupils. Taller than Valentino by a few feet. He was wearing a coat similar to Valentino's only it was blue and didn't have such a fluffed up fur collar.
"Tall, suave, Septhis Mantis. Overlord of the Lust Circle..." The Porn Overlord took a drag. "Hellishly revered. Although you wouldn't know it from the look of that smirk."
The Mantis Pimp brought the newly formed moth to the former less flashy studio. The smoke showed Valentino following Septhis around. Bringing him coffee, food, cleaning up after the Mantis, making sure all of Septhis' employees were doing what they were suppose to do. The former Porn Overlord leaned down to the moth, purring his earhole and stroking his antennas.
"Made me his personal assistant. Hurled me and placed myself up in the world. Gave me duties in clubs and he swears it's true. That without me, he doesn't know what he'd do."
Past Valentino continued helping his former Overlord. The Overlord occasionally making out, petting, and groping his assistant no matter what situation they were in.
"You say I'm what you need. All you want, we both agree. This is the place for me. I'm finally where I'm meant to be."
Valentino stared at the smoke window. His red eyes reflecting on what his former Overlord did to him.
"Then he starts saying all this stuff. He cares so much, he calls me "Love." He says we have this connection...I guess it's not so different.'Cause-"
"All you wanna do.All you wanna do, baby!"
"Is touch me, love me, can't get enoughsies!"
"All you wanna do! All you wanna do, baby!"
"Is seize me, squeeze me, birds and the bees me! There's no time for when or how 'cause you, just got to have me now! Playtime's over! The only thing you wanna do is..."
Another kiss. Valentino took a drag, letting out a sigh as he did. He looked at his fellow Overlords.
"So I became his star..." He told them, sounding dead inside. His antennas flattened as he looked back at the screen. "Woo..."
Images of Septhis yelling, hitting, and forcing Valentino into unfavorable situations were shown. His associates were very scumming looking. Taking pleasure in harassing and making crude remarks to the moth.
"With Septhis, it isn't easy. His temper's short, and his friends are sleazy,"
The window moved to show an Otter demon spending time with Valentino.
"Except for this one co-work. He's a really nice guy, just so sincere."
The smoke continued to show Valentino's past. The moth pole dancing, meeting with clients, doing everything Septhis ordered him to do. Yet despite what he was forced to do, the otter, Thomas, being by his side to console the then Porn Star.
"The stardom life isn't what I planned. But Thomas is there to lend a helping hand. So sweet, makes sure that I'm okay. And we hang out loads when Septhis' away,"
It continued to show Valentino and Thomas hanging out. After his shoots, in his room, and going to different stores in the city.
"This guy finally is what I want, the friend I need! Just pals, no chemistry! I get him and he gets me!" Valentino let out a shaking breath. "And there's nothing more to it...He just cares so much, he's devoted."
The otter grabbed one of the moth's hands. He leaned in for a kiss but Valentino pulled away.
"He says we have a connection..." The moth Overord shut his eyes, turning slightly away from the memory that was being shown. "I thought this time was different. Why did I think he'd be different? But it's never, ever different! 'Cause-!"
"All you wanna do! All you wanna do, baby!" Velvet continued, placing a hand on her friend's lower back.
Behind them, the memory continued to play. Showing Valentino being assaulted and struggling to fight off the person he thought he could trust.
"Is touch me, when will enough be enoughsies!?" Tears were actually falling down the moth's face.
"All you wanna do! All you wanna do, baby!"
"Squeeze me, don't care if you don't please me!" Valentino grabbed his antennas. "Bite my lip and pull my hair! As you tell me, I'm the fairest of the fair!"
The air around them was actually starting to glitch. Though, everyone knew that was from Alastor trying to control his rage. As the memory continued playing, it showed Valentino breaking down in his dressing room after the assault.
"Playtime's over!"
The screen cut to Septhis having his way with Valentino.
"Playtime's over!"
Something in the moth finally snapped. The next scene showed him with a gun. He confronted Thomas and shot him.
"Playtime's over!"
Valentino arrived in Septhis' office. The Mantis pulled his star onto his lap, eagerly kissing him and running his hands over the moth.
"The only thing,"
Valentino slipped the gun out from his boot.
"The only thing,"
When Septhis pulled away, he was surprised to see the barrel in his face. A shot was fired.
"The only thing you wanna do is..."
The final scene ended with Valentino kissing the gun. Stepping over Septhis' dead body. The Porn Star became the Pimp. And a new Overlord of Porn was made. The smoke faded. Valentino's head was lowered. His gaze on his cigar. He took another drag. He didn't bother looking at the others in the room.
"Val-" Vox started, reaching out for his friend and lover.
The moth jerked away from the TV demon. He finally turned his attention to everyone in the room. He noticed that Alastor had vanished. The Radio Demon could murder and eat people, but sex sent the deer running. He would've laughed if not for the circumstances.
"So yea. You think your life was shit? That was mine. All I was good for was for sex. So why not embrace it, hmm?" Another drag. "'S'not like I was good at anything else..."
"Never lower your standards about yourself," Rosie interrupted. "It's quite unbecoming."
The moth gave a small nod.
"So... where did Bambi go?"
They all shrugged.
A white noise was emitting from the Radio Demon. He was many things, a murderer, a cannibal, a sadist, but Alastor did have a twisted sense of a moral code. And unwarranted assaults of any kind did not sit well for him. And even though he didn't like Valentino, he wasn't going to allow such crimes go unpunished. So here he was, looking through his spell books. When he found what he was looking for. He instantly went to locate his desired targets.
He managed to find who he was looking for. What luck was it that they were in the same place? Seems like everything was lining in his favors. He appeared in front of the two. His grin sharpened at them. The two looked at him in fear. Both trying to create some distance from him.
"Hello my dears! I am pleased to meet you, yes quite please! I have been look forward to our interactions!"
"Y-you have...?" Lindsey said cautiously.
"What for?" Francis asked, suspicious and on edge.
The red deer chuckled. His antlers cracked as they grew. His eyes turning into dials.
"Why... All I want to do is have...Lunch."
This song is just so heartbreaking giving the history behind the character that sings it. I did change a few lyrics to help fit the headcanon and the setting of Hell.
I know a lot of people would use Angel Dust for this song. But my first thought was Valentino. We know some of Angel's reason for getting into Porn. But we don't know Valentino's rise to being the Porn Overlord. So this is my version.
Septhis is an OC I created. He's who I think is the Porn Overlord before Valentino. And Valentino was his Angel Dust at the time.
And Alastor eating the two people that Valentino didn't killed. Our favorite Radio Demon wouldn't dare allow such an act to go unpunished. Thus our little deer is dishing out some justice of his own!
Stellar, Zanner, and Areanaea, were a few names that me and my friend 96DarkAngel came up for a few of the Overlord.
Stellar, the red bird Overlord, is the Overlord of the Movie Industry.
Zanner, the deer/bull head surrounded by the blue fire, is the Overlord of "legal" Drug distrubution and Marketing.
Areanaea, the four eyed spider themed Overlord that was in Lucifer's and Lilith's castle during the Extermination in the pilot, Overlord of Breweries and Bar Tools manufacturing.
My friend, 96DarkAngel and I came up with the names and backgrounds of the Overlords.
Thank you for reading and please review!