Chapter 13 – Best Minor Character and Best Villain
After Kendrick Lamar's song ended, the light level was raised and GT and BCB returned to the stage.
"And we are back into our next segment of the ceremony!" GT said to the audience.
"To present our next award, we have the master of surprise against villains and one of Sensei's best former students from Yamanouchi in Japan," BCB continued. "Please give a warm welcome to Yori! Also presenting the award for Best Minor Character with Yori is one of the members from our very own Villainstafam, and one of the rising stars in the Kimmunity for 2020, MakeWolfStarGayAgain, or as she likes to be called, N for short!"
The crowd gave a warm standing ovation for Yori, now in her thirties but looking as beautiful and stunning as ever. She was wearing a blue evening gown with long diamond earrings and a $10,000 necklace.
N, meanwhile, came in wearing a purple low-neck long dress and gold flats. A confident woman in her twenties with dark curls and tanned skin, she wore glasses as well.
"It is such an honor to be here," Yori said. "I have been on many adventures with both Possible-san and Stoppable-san during their years in high school, especially when it came to fighting against the evil Monkey Fist. It has also been an honor to serve by Sensei's side for many years! And tonight, it is especially going to be a high honor to present the award for Best Minor Character. "
N stepped to the mic and then added, "Even though there have been many interesting minor characters within Kim's show, they do not get as much screen time, much less a full twenty-two minute episode about them. This is why we authors give them bigger roles in stories. Tonight's nominees for the award are..."
Yori: Monique-san from Nacos and a Movie by Sharper the Writer
"The thief, who looked like baby Jess, swiped a pair of dark denim CB overalls from the racks, along with one of the plaid shirts, some high-heeled boots, color bangles, and gold earrings."
"You're totally no match for me, Rufus!" Felix proclaimed, trying to execute a special move.
"Counter!" Rufus squeaked, mashing buttons.
"Police are still baffled?" Zita questioned.
"Yes. That's because her normal blue handbag was still in the dressin' room!" Monique explained, "The thief had a purple handbag, plus a trenchcoat was left behind while Kim and Ron were chasin' her."
"But how could there be two Jessicas at one time?" Zita asked, pondering the baffling question.
"I'm going to kick your butt from Middleton to Milan!" Felix proclaimed to the mole rat. "That shapeshifting move you pulled off just got blocked!"
"Nnnnnnope!" Rufus replied, refusing to give up on mashing buttons.
"Wait...Felix!" Monique exclaimed, "Did you just say...shapeshifting?"
"Um...yeah, I did, Monique!" Felix replied while his eyes were still glued to the TV, "Why did you ask?"
Monique was piecing the puzzle pieces together.
"Shapeshifting...Milan...the Golden Bone...the clothes that were stolen from the CB...it all makes sense now!" she exclaimed.
N: Monique also, this time from Tumultuous Harmony by Daccu65
So you broke it off and you both moved on," Monique concluded. "Tell me about Ron finding out," she prompted, when Kim nodded.
Kim described the game at Southville, her minor date with Ron the next day, the argument and the talk the previous night. For a short time, Monique just looked at her, clearly organizing her thoughts.
"Okay, that caught Ron off guard," Monique finally told her. "What you tell anybody about your past is your business, but how long have you been dating Ron now, just under half a year?"
"Five months and two weeks," Kim answered.
"I have to agree with Ron, at least a little," Monique told her. "Telling your current about an ex isn't something you say on a first date but by now, I would have told my current boyfriend that I didn't just have an ex, I had an Ex."
"It never came up," Kim protested.
"Hey, it's your decision," Monique held her hands up, assuring her friend that she had her back in this. "I'm just saying the way I would have handled it."
Yori: Tara & Hope, from This Is Our Year: College by F86Sabre53
Tara, Hope, Connie, and Lonnie regained consciousness and found themselves inside a giant hive.
"Where are we?" Tara asked.
"I don't know," Hope answered.
"Wherever we are," Connie spoke up.
"Someone better explain," Lonnie added.
"Connie and Lonnie?" Tara and Hope gasped in unison when they saw Bonnie's older sisters.
Suddenly, the four felt something push up beneath them into the sitting position. They soon noticed they were strapped down to four separate tables and their bodies were that of Bebes.
"What's going on here?" Hope asked.
"Hey, guys," A venom voice appeared.
Tara, Hope, Connie, and Lonnie looked to see Bonnie, in her black ballerina outfit and wearing a tiara, walk out of the shadows with her arms crossed and smirking.
"Bonnie!" Tara said with a scowl.
"Tara, Hope, and older sibs," Bonnie taunted.
"What is the meaning of this?" Connie demanded.
"Why do each of our bodies look like a robot?" Lonnie added.
"You four are to become my personal servants," Was all Bonnie said.
"You're making a big mistake, B," Hope snarled.
"Kim will defeat you like she has with every other villain," Tara added.
"Oh really?" Bonnie asked.
"Really."
N: And speaking of Bonnie, she is the next nominee! Bonnie Rockwaller, from Even Teen Heroes are People Too by PossibleFan22
Coming up to the table, Bonnie puts both hands on it and says, "Make me K, freedom of speech. Not my fault you're dating a loser. But it would make sense since your one too." Bonnie finished as she eyes the food that the two were eating and frowned in disproval.
"Okay what is the deal!?" Kim questions as she stands in defense and slams her hand on the table. "What is your ish with me!? You've always treated me like this forever and same with Ron! What did we ever do to you!?" Kim demands finally getting annoyed with Bonnie and wanting to know the truth.
Smirking Bonnie adds, "Nothing. I just don't like losers. Or competition. This town isn't big enough for the both of us K." Bonnie finished as she grabs Kim's soda, pops the lid off and dumps the soda without warning all over Kim's head. Kim didn't even scream as she became drenched in pop, and Ron sat there and watched with his mouth dropped.
"What's the matter K? Can't handle a little soda?" Bonnie questioned with a smirk as she begins to laugh loudly and harshly.
Taking her phone out she holds it up and says, "Say Soda!" Then, snaps a picture on her phone of the soda drenched Kim Possible.
Looking up, Kim sees a tin bucket attached to some wired and turned upside. This indicated that its contents were now all over Kim. Soon, the whole café began to burst out in laughter. Feeling embarrassed, hurt and made, Kim looks around and starts having tears in her eyes. Looking at her shaking hands, Kim frowns when she sees she's covered in mud and slime.
"Say cheese loser!" The all too familiar voice demanded as bright flashes began to surround Kim.
Growling Kim wipes the mud and slime out of her eyes as tears filled them and she says as she glares at Bonnie as she says. "F*** off Bonnie!" Kim finishes as she turns and runs out of the café crying.
Kim's eyes narrowed when she saw that footage.
"That sitch was so not cool! Who put that in there?"
"KPS...don't look at those two..." Ron said with worry, trying to calm his wife's anger.
She glared from behind her at a certain pair of KP fanfiction authors. They were none other than the famed reviewer, CajunBear73, and his good friend, Sentinel103.
Both Sent and CB put their hands up in the air.
"I swear we didn't do that!" Sent whined. He knew of what happened to Kim during the 12th Fannies at Bonnie's mansion when they viewed his story.
"I'm keeping a very close eye on you two for any sign of trouble," Kim growled before returning to her seat.
N cleared her throat in the mic to prevent any more confrontation between Kim and the Bear-Sent pairing.
N: Continuing on, the next nominee is Mego, from Random Tales of Drakgo by my fellow Villainstafam sister, Gothicthundra
"Drakken... Drakken... Drew Lipsky, you open this door!" Shego hit the door but it was disturbed by Mego.
"So, since you haven't written and your mail kept coming back, let me tell you what I've been up to," said Mego. Shego rolled her eyes and glared daggers at the lab door. "Finished med school, not that you ever asked. I start my residency at Go City General when I get back."
"That's nice Mego... Drakken?!" Shego knocked on the door. She really hadn't heard her brother; something about medical.
"Yeah it is," said Mego. He leaned against the door and looked at her. "I had better options, but you know Team Go. Go City, felt like I should stick around now that we're doing that again."
"Yeah, Go City..." Shego tried entering her passcode to get in but it was denied. "He changed the passcodes. Asshole."
"I think Hego's hiding a secret," said Mego. He crossed his arms and stood on the other side of the pin-pad, so he was in her view. "Wesley has a girlfriend. Wheaton's decided to stalk Hego. We'll keep you updated. Personally me becoming a doctor is far more interesting than that, but pick your topic."
"Mego, can...wait, what?" asked Shego, as she finally caught up with what he was saying. "You're a doctor? You? This you? Mego? Maverick? Mego you're a doctor? Like a helping others kind of doctor? Not like the one I live with?
"I can use a scalpel and everything," said Mego. The sarcastic shock on his face faded. "Yes, an actual doctor... Wait, I thought Drakken was a doctor?"
Yori: And lastly, his older brother, Hego-san, from Forget the Days Gone By by bcbdrums
"I'm looking forward to that vehicle launch bay she mentioned," Mego said, "maybe I'll be allowed to drive one of their super vehicles without a license."
"But, even the twins?" Shego said, ignoring her purple brother. "They're only five! She can't mean that they'll leave Mom and Dad to live in some...tower in the middle of the lake!"
"Leave Mom and Dad?" the young twins piped up anxiously.
"Well..." Hego said, now starting to look worried.
"Mom and Dad couldn't have agreed to this," Shego said, frowning. "Something's not right."
Mego looked between Shego and his younger brothers, and soon his face mirrored their worried expressions. "Yeah...Shego's right, Bro'. And...I don't really want to leave Mom and Dad. We never see them as it is!"
"Right. I mean, 'see them on our free time'? We get called away from our 'free time' practically every day!" Shego said, throwing her hands up.
"All right, all right," Hego said. "First we'll talk to Mom and Dad, and then all of us will tell Dr. Director it's too much. At least for the twins."
"And the award goes to..." N proclaimed before she opened up the envelope. "...Tara & Hope, from This Is Our Year: College by F86Sabre53!"
Sabre got up from his seat and walked with Hope at his side, since Tara was out of town at the time. Hope was wearing a blue strapless evening gown with high heels and diamond earrings. They both got on the stage and Sabre accepted his second Golden Rufus of the evening.
He then got out another acceptance speech.
"Thank you everyone who have voted Tara and Hope as best minor characters.
"Some time ago, I can't remember when, but I read on the KP wiki that Tara was supposed to have a bigger role in the fourth season of Kim Possible. But that never happened. So, I have decided to give Tara the bigger role she has deserved in my This Is Our Year storyline. As for Hope, why just bring Tara into the spotlight when I could bring both Tara and Hope into the spotlight?
"Once again, thank you everyone who voted Tara and Hope as best minor characters!"
And with that, he and Hope sat back down, Golden Rufus in hand.
GT returned to the stage. "And presenting our next award is one of the most enthusiastic members of the Villainstafam and a great reviewer, please give it up for DarkOnesRoses! And also welcome former villain and mad scientist, Dr. Amy Hall!"
Rose came onto the stage wearing a black constellation dress while Amy was in a big purple gown. Amy was now in her late fifties. She also had her Raturtle, a combination of a rat and turtle, in her arms. As was tradition, a former (or current) villain was to present this award.
"Hello sweeties out there in the crowd!" Amy said, leaning up to the mic. "As a former president of the Cuddlebuddy Association, it is a privilege tonight to present this award."
"The award for Best Villain is what it says on the tin, to honor the baddies of Kim's show in our stories," Rose said. "Be it from simple revenge schemes to plans of world domination, they somehow find a way into our heart."
"And believe me, honey-plum, I had some run-ins with the former meanie, Kim Possible," Amy added. "So without further ado, here are the nominees for Best Villian."
Rose: Fukushima, from A World of Fragile Things by SimplyShelbs16
After another hour of digging, the pull ring was just barely visible, but it was enough for Fukushima to grab ahold of, and lift. He was thrown back, and watched as the monkey temple rose from the depths of the earth. A turned-to-stone Monkey Fist could be seen at the top of the temple, forever frozen in a prison of his own making.
Not for long, Fukushima thought. "Simian mon kayala uwono aluay ken servant." He felt the ground quake, and looked up at Monkey Fist who had begun to move, but still made of stone. Emerging out of the temple's entrance was a cloaked figure that stopped just a couple of feet from him.
"I am Yono," he bellowed, ripping away the cloak to reveal a short brown monkey with piercing green eyes dressed in a purple Mandarin tunic with gold trim.
"Fukushima!" Monkey Fist shouted. He disappeared out of thin air from the top of the temple, and reappeared atop of the steps. "Have you come to finish what I began?"
"I have bigger plans than having you become the monkey master," Fukushima scoffed. "Ever hear of the War of Darkness?"
Amy: Thomas & Andrea Moore, from After All This Time by LuvPurple99
"Damn it!" Andrea shouted. "You have got to be kidding me! How did they find out?!"
"Someone tipped them off," Thomas sneered. "It doesn't matter how they found out. The point is, they ruined one of the biggest deals we've ever had."
Andrea rubbed her temples. "I am getting so sick of Team Possible meddling in our business."
"They don't know it's our business yet."
"Exactly. Yet. What if they find out? What if they find out about her?"
Thomas's eyes flashed. "I'm not going to let that happen. It can't."
"But it could! It could only be a matter of time before we're ruined!" Andrea slammed the door as she left Thomas's office, unaware that Krista was just rounding the corner. Krista watched her cry out in frustration as she stomped into the kitchen.
Amy: Carmella Sweets, from Random Tales of Drakgo by Gothicthundra
"Hmm," she smiled. Drakken considered for a moment possibly playing this up, but his mind fell back to the party again and the heist, weighing the inner pettiness he felt. Carmella continued. "Well, I have lots of them, as you've seen...all for various reasons. Mute gum; can't complain if you can't talk. Stitch licorice; it's a little darker, but sometimes you really need someone to zip the lip... But as you know...my specialty."
"Mind control candies?" asked Drakken. This could work. He could tell which ones Shego needed to steal, but she'd yet to get back into his ear. Where was she?
"Mind control in general," smiled Carmella. She looked at the clock and smiled. "Working with the brain is such a fun thing. Tricking it is even better. People rant and rave about their intelligence, their memories...everything all up there. What most don't know is that a little push here, a little nudge there...and everything's different."
"Interesting, continue," said Drakken, leaning on his own hand to mirror her pose. "How do they nudge and pull without electrical sensory adapters?"
"Chemical," said Carmella with a shrug. "And hypnosis... My candies aren't instant, they need trigger words. But it has to be something that person uses or says to gain control. Certain words can trigger a reverse... But you have to give them a hefty supply to keep it going... Nothing's permanent. Well, it can be, but I haven't got a chance on that front."
"So, you don't just give someone one of your candies and then...poof, instant control?" asked Drakken. He cursed internally.
"Oh no, then someone could take my candies without asking," said Carmella. Her lip twitched again and Drakken felt warm all of a sudden. "That's the other reason I wondered why you were here? You see, you didn't seem interested in me at your little party...or when you and Shego were disguised at the ball..."
Rose: BattleFyuri, from All Things Possible 4 by Slyrr
Glory. Even through the corner of his own eye, Grimm could see the sudden glitter in BattleF'yuri's eyes on hearing the word. But he quickly hid it and looked curiously at his prisoner. 'You're deliberately feeding me these ideas.' he said shrewdly. 'Why? What do you think to accomplish?'
Grimm carefully looked down and away from BattleF'yuri, but only slightly, and said nothing.
BattleF'yuri's smile became more oily. 'You seek to avoid being put to death by offering me this petty assistance?'
Grimm didn't raise his eyes, and kept his voice low. 'Our planet can't defeat this technology.' he said. 'I know it now after having seen your fleet. My only hope now is... to somehow earn a boon and have my life spared.'
'As your friend did when he sold himself to be BattleSkaar's pet?' BattleF'yuri sneered. 'You think we will grant you similar mercy?' Again, Grimm said nothing, and BattleF'yuri bellowed with laughter. When he finally stopped, he shook his head. 'You humans think too highly of yourselves.' he said. 'BattleSkaar's prominence in this war is coming to a close, and the usefulness of his human diminishes as well.'
BattleF'yuri turned back to his work, checking screens and taking reports from his crew and from other ships in the fleet. There was an uptick to the chatter he was coordinating, which Grimm noticed. What exactly what he anticipating?
What do you think to accomplish?
Grimm couldn't think of an answer, even to his own mind. Getting BattleF'yuri to show off the war to his people back home? How could that possibly save the Earth? If their war succeeded, it really would do nothing but benefit the Lorwardian military. And if they failed? He winced. What hope was there that they would fail? His only hope was that Kim Possible might break loose and... what? So many questions. So much uncertainty. Yet somehow, he felt himself drawn to pursue these phantom threads. To what end, he had no idea...
Rose: And lastly, Bonnie Rockwaller, from This Is Our Year: College by F86Sabre53
A few minutes later, Back on Senior Island, Bonnie just finished her dance.
"That was a pretty impressive dance, don't you think?" Bonnie asked.
Anna responded with a raspberry, "Ballet makes me hurl."
"Are you sure you didn't like the dance?" Bonnie asked.
"I'm positive," Anna replied.
Bonnie scowled and crossed her arms, "I guess if you don't like ballet, I'll make you like it!"
"How?" Anna asked.
Bonnie snapped her fingers.
Suddenly, an arm came out of the back of Anna's seat and reached over until the claw was in front of Anna.
Anna noticed that the claw was holding what looked like a small chip.
"What is that little thing in the claw?" Anna demanded.
Bonnie smirked, "Prepare to love ballet and hate tap and your family thanks to one of Dr. Bortel's mind control chips!"
Then, the claw slapped the mind-control chip onto Anna's forehead and soon enough, Anna, was under Bonnie's control.
Bonnie turned and laughed evilly, "Seems like the first villain plot I will pull off is so...gonna be the greatest, turning, Anna, against her adoptive parents!"
"And the award for Best Villain goes to...BattleF'yuri from All Things Possible 4 by Slyrr!" Amy announced.
This was Slyrr's first Fannie win since he won the Best Series Award in the 12th Ceremony.
"Slyrr...you around?" BCB asked.
A stagehand came up to her and whispered in her ear before leaving.
BCB then announced to the crowd, "It has been brought to our attention that Slyrr isn't here tonight. So, in his place, will be CajunBear73 giving a fill-in speech."
Cajunbear, in a black tuxedo, then came up to the podium as the Golden Rufus was handed to him. He got out Slyrr's acceptance speech from his breast jacket pocket.
"Hello, everyone! Slyrr told me to accept the award on his behalf because he was out of town to visit family. Anyways, I have been a fan of his stories since the beginning of his 'All Things Possible' series and have, of course, been reviewing every chapter of his. Here is his speech in full:
'Thank you everyone to those that voted for BattleSkaar and BattleF'yuri for the thrilling conclusion to the ATP series. I wanted the series to end with a bang, so I decided to expand the scale of the Lorwardian invasion, so I included the two aliens who were pulling the real strings of the invasion: BattleSkaar and BattleF'yuri. I wanted to give Grimm and Rhonda a challenge in the same way as Team Possible did. So thanks again to all who voted for me for this very special award for Best Villain."
Cajunbear then took the Golden Rufus, hoping to give it to Slyrr sometime in the next few days.
"Congrats to both Sabre on winning his second Fannie of the evening and Slyrr as well for Best Villain." GT added, "even though he wasn't here."
"It feels kinda...in Ron's words...awk-weird...to say that.",BCB chuckled. "But give credit where it's due to the both of them!"
The Kimmunicator sound then beeped on the intercom.
"And that means we're up to another commercial break," GT announced. "And when we return, we'll reveal the winners of Best Alternate Universe and Best Crossover with a surprise special guest! So stay tuned!"
And with that, BCB and GT left the stage as Adele's "Hello" played in the background.