The Bonehead and the Brain: The Man Comes Around
Becky Lynch returns to help DX save NXT and Bianca Belair tells Seth Rollins another secret
about Roman and Sasha that drives a wedge between Seth and the Shield.
Chapter Sixteen – His Girl Becky
Dublin Women's Prison, Maximum Security Wing, Dublin, Ireland
Becky Lynch leaned on the break out table scrolling through her phone with disdain.
"What are they doing to this girl?" she said looking at Bianca Belair's Instagram post of her karaoke version of Carly Rae Jepsen's Call Me Maybe. "She's supposed to be a badass, why the Hell is she singing karaoke?!"
Becky threw her phone across the room with contempt and it hit another inmate in the back of her leg.
"Ow!" the inmate yelped and she turned to Becky in rage before quickly lowering her fist and she drew back in fear. She dared not to mouth off to the Man.
"My bad!" Becky called out and she pointed to another inmate, "Hey can you bring me my phone?"
The inmate quickly scrambled to pick up Becky's phone which was cracked almost to the point of uselessness. She nervously handed Becky the phone before shrinking back with a nervous smile.
"Tanks," Becky said with her thick Irish accent and a cocky smile.
"Is there anything else I can get you Miss Lynch?" the inmate said, she was trembling with fear.
"No that'll be all, you're dismissed," Becky replied and she slapped the woman on the butt in jocular fashion and the woman scurried off holding her now sore butt. "Man that brings back memories," Becky said to herself fondly, "I haven't slapped a woman on the butt since I was in the WWE locker room,"
Two guards came over to Becky Lynch with handcuffs, "Time to go Miss Lynch, say goodbye to all your friends," one of the guards said as the other guard lifted Becky to her feet.
"Get your hands off of me," Becky said pulling her arm away and the guard sighed.
"I am not going to miss you Becky," the guard said with a long sigh of relief. "Today is your last day at Dublin's Women's Prison and I couldn't be happier to see you go, now let's get these handcuffs on so we can take you to your handsome escorts,"
"Escorts?" Becky asked raising her eyebrow wondering who had come with Finn Balor to take her home. "Please lead the way," she said and the guard put the handcuffs on her and lead her out of the break out room where she was greeted with a standing ovation as she exited.
"Bye don't come back!" the one of the women cried out.
Becky blew the woman whose butt she slapped a kiss causing the woman to shrink back even further in revulsion.
"I hate Becky Lynch and I hope Ronda Rousey kicks her half robot a**," she said.
"I heard that!" Becky replied and the woman shuddered in fear. "If I get arrested and thrown back in prison, I'm coming for you spanky pants!"
The guards rolled their eyes as Becky taunted the women on her way to the exit. "I'll beat up the lot of you!" she cried out as the guards pushed her towards the release point, where the smiling faces of Finn Balor and Stone Cold Steve Austin were waiting for her. "I'll snap your arms off in one second!"
"Hey Bex," Austin said lovingly, "sounds like you've made some real good friends on the inside,"
Becky Lynch looked up and saw Austin smiling at her and she looked down at the desk where there was paperwork waiting for her to sign.
"Sign here Miss Lynch," the admin officer said and Becky signed where she was told to sign before looking up at Austin and then over at Finn.
The guards removed her handcuffs and handed her a bag of her stuff which consisted of a Man t shirt and cut off shorts and a pair of army boots.
"What the Hell are you doing here Steve? I told you to leave me alone," Becky Lynch said as she removed her prison clothes and put on her trademark gear. The guards' mouths dropped as Becky removed all of her clothes in front of them. A few moments later Becky remembered that she wasn't in prison anymore and that it was not acceptable to be naked in a room full of strangers. "Take a picture it'll last longer," she said to the guards who took their camera phones out to snap Becky undressing. "Get the Hell outta my face!" Becky said knocking the phones out of the guards' hands. She pulled her shorts on over her tights, tied her boot laces and straightened her t shirt.
She looked at the admin officer who shook his head at the chaos Becky Lynch had brought to the prison since she was incarcerated months ago, "Becky Lynch, you are free to go. Please stay out of trouble and out of Dublin,"
The guard swiped an id card that opened the barricade that signalled that Becky Lynch was a free woman.
"Get out of here Lynch and I hope to never see you here again," the guard said and he slapped Becky on the butt and Becky Lynch went scarlet red. She whipped the man onto his back and locked in the Disarm Her. "Get her off me!" the guard screamed out and Finn and Austin quickly pulled Becky off of the now injured guard and carried her out of the prison to a car parked outside.
"That went exactly how I thought it would," Austin said to Finn who nodded opening his car and Austin threw Becky Lynch into the back and got in next to her while Finn started driving and they left the prison before Becky Lynch got into another fight. "Man I missed you," Austin said to Becky and he kissed her passionately but she pulled herself free and straightened her knee high socks.
"Well I did not miss you. I told Finn that I would come back to the States to hear what DX had to say. I did not come back for you so why are you even here?" Becky asked Austin.
"Becky I missed you," Austin said putting his arm around her.
"Well I didn't miss you," Becky replied pushing him away.
"You're such a hard-ass, I love that," Austin said and he squeezed Becky's left boob.
"Stop it, that's not going to work. Sure I haven't had sex in months but if you think man-handling my goodies is going to score you points you are sadly mistaken," Becky said straightened her shirt and fanning out her hair as Finn drove to Dublin airport. Austin squeezed her boob again. "Quit it, I'm not in the mood!"
"You haven't been in the mood for six months, I think we should make up for lost time," Austin said.
"Quit coming onto me, I'm not interested," Becky said and Austin slapped his leg in resignation.
"Fine, what will it take to get you in the mood?" Austin said and Becky rested her head on the car seat and looked out the window at the sky.
"Ronda Rousey's head on a silver platter, scratch that - on a dirty, rusty, broken slab, she doesn't deserve a silver platter," Becky replied clenching her steel fist and she looked back at Austin with a serious expression, "that would really get me in the mood," she said with a wicked smile and Austin sighed.
"You don't need me for that, what can I do for you that Ronda can't?" Austin asked her. Finn Balor sighed as Austin continued to plead with Becky to take him back, he knew Austin was wasting his time because Becky was not interested in seeing anyone right now, let alone a married man with more clout than the Vice President. "Becky I want to be with you I'd do anything for you, just tell me what you want,"
"I want you to go back to your wife and forget about making a life with me. I'm not interested in being with anyone right now Steve okay? So just drop it tough guy, or Ronda won't be the only one getting her arm re-broken," Becky said firmly and Austin covered his head in distress.
He reached into his pocket and pulled out a little black box. He gave it to Becky who looked at it quizzically.
"What is this?" she asked him.
"I wanted to give you this today to celebrate your release and to cement the beginning of our lives together. Open it," Austin said to her and Becky surveyed the box before opening it up and seeing an engagement ring in the shape of a skull with emerald eyes looking back at her. She smiled at the ring and took it out of the box.
"This is so badass!" she said and she put it on her finger but not her wedding finger. "Tanks Austin!"
Becky kissed Austin on the cheek like a friend and Austin looked over at Finn who shook his head as if to say "I told you so".
"Becky that's an engagement ring, I'm asking you to marry me," Austin said earnestly and Becky looked at the ring with a smile.
"I know its an engagement ring Steve but I'm going to wear it like a normal ring, do you have a problem with that?" Becky asked Austin who was flabbergasted.
"Do I have a problem with you not marrying me? Yes Becky I do have a problem with that! I want to marry you!" Austin replied.
"Well that's too bad because I am not going to marry you," Becky replied. "I tell you one ting though fella, I'm not giving you this ring back. Its just too cool to waste on a marriage,"
Austin slapped his head and gasped, "Becky is there anything I can say to convince you to be with me?" he asked her.
"No there isn't but if you want to be my friend like how we were before you decided to fall in love with me, I can do that. What I can't do is be your wife. I'm not in love with you, now get over me you mark," Becky said scornfully and Austin laughed.
"You're right I am a mark, I'm a mark for the Man," Austin said soberly and he pulled Becky Lynch over to him, "So if the Man won't be my Man, can the Man spent on night with the Texas Rattlesnake before he officially gives up on getting the Man to be his Man?"
"Stop saying the "Man"," Becky said. "I'm not going to sleep with a married man Austin, there's way too much of that going on in our business. Somebody has to draw the line and it might as-well be me,"
"Our business?" Finn Balor said raising an eyebrow, "Does that mean you're coming back to wrestling Becky?"
Becky looked out of the window again while knocking Austin's hands away from her breasts. She was interested in hearing what Shawn and Hunter had to say and they were desperate to have a conversation with her at DX Inc tomorrow.
"I'll hear the boys out. It sounds like they need the Man to come around and help them out, just like I always do," Becky said.
"You should probably say hi to your folks before we take off. They're really glad you're out of prison and they want to make sure you're okay," Finn said and Becky nodded.
"They worry too much. I'm fine, the Man's always fine," Becky said as Austin continued to caress her body. It wasn't long before Becky's thoughts grew more sexual but she stood by her words. "Get off me Austin," she said and she shoved the besotted Legend to one side and straightened her shirt. "It's over between us. Thank you for being there for me but I think we should go our separate ways when we go back to the United States,"
Austin nodded, he was disappointed but he was still very much in the Becky Lynch business, "I respect that Becky and if there's anything I can do for you while you're back in the US, just call me and I'll be there in a New York Minute," he said sincerely.
Becky Lynch ran her eyes up and down Austin's thick muscular but mostly mature body before looking back out the window. "I appreciate that Austin, more than you'll ever know. Now go home to your wife and tell her I didn't mean to cause her any grief. Guys fall in love with me but I don't fall in love with them. Please make it clear that I don't intend to destroy her marriage and I am not in love with you,"
"I will," Austin said and Finn smiled glad that the Becky-Austin disaster movie was finally over and the re-making of Becky Lynch's career could now begin.