I forgot the two reviews i missed...though i read them and i'm still kind of surprised that people read this i mean come on its shit to be honest.

That and i don't have much to say besides that...

Oof…

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"H-hello...Guildmaster."

I was looking at one of the most beautiful and I mean Beautiful Flareon's i've ever seen…

I mean not that i have seen many but you know...

Not only that...isn't...dont eeveelutions have all black eyes pretty much?

Her eyes were almost the same color as her and by that i mean like some type of crimson orange.

I just…

I just couldn't stop staring at her…

Like all of her.

She replied back to me as I was left speechless at how miraculous she looked.

"Hello yourself darling."

Oh fuck im about to pass out…

I know that like…

My face is hot and it's most definitely turning red but…

I don't know...like...like i don't know right now.

My heart is probably gonna explode from how fast it's beating.

And uh...i might faint like a little white girl.

I had to start looking around so I can try to comprehend what's happening right now.

"You ok dear?"

Her…

Her voice is so damn elegant…

What the fuck is going on?

Fuck sake Shade just calm the fuck down.

If only it was that easy…

"Yeah i um...i'm fine...you look...gorgeous you know…"

OH LORD….even her laugh is so hot.

I'm dying so much on the inside right now like…

"Thanks dear. As you seem to already know I am the guildmaster. I was told that two pokemon that we were not familiar with had entered. You must be one of them right?"

…

….

…

Silence…

Huh?

Yeah i uh...got lost in her eyes again.

My bad.

"Hey."

That unfrozen me to come back into reality.

"Oh sorry. Yes I was one of them."

Before anything else progressed though, I got a bit confused.

How the hell did she automatically know that I was one of them if she hasn't seen me with her own two eyes?

Two…

Beautiful…

Eyes.

…

FUCK Brain WORK!

"Oh ok. Yeah we don't have many Riolu's around here. It's quite rare actually."

Ok well that explains it.

Then that most likely means i might be the only Riolu here then…

Fuck….again…

"Oh well that would do it then."

"Yeah."

I spent quite a bit of time talking to this immaculate looking flareon and I still feel nervous around her.

Now this is just not me...like at all.

Me nervous?

Nah fam this aint it…

I'm nervous of a damn flareon…

So imma need a redo in life after this shit.

*sigh*

Anyways i found out that her name is Paige but i really just wanted to call her guildmaster.

But of course she ain't having any of that.

"Oh please I assist that you call Paige. It's ok."

"Well miss Paige..."

Of course she giggles.

Fuck man...

I know she's a fire type but damn.

"What is a higher up like you talking to pretty much a young degenerate like myself hm?"

"Don't call yourself that man, you're only a pushover."

Ok that wasn't her speaking so i'm a little…

Aw he's back…

Not that it's a bad thing he's back but…

Fudge.

"Ah, mister Aero how are you today?"

"Pretty good ma'am. Actually me and my partner have some pretty good info about the Hirosun Bridge that I'm pretty sure both territories will enjoy."

"That's lovely dear. Though I recommend you wait until we're back to my office for that."

"Absolutely"

Absolutely?

Wait…

Hold on wait…

Run that shit by me one more time.

Absol….

Lutely…

Am i just now realizing that the pokemon Absol is in that word?

God im fucking stupid.

This whole time i don't even know what they were talking about so i just listened like i did know.

But again i don't so-

*ping*

Huh?

…

Eh…

Oh so that's what it is…

And...that's what it looks like.

That's…

Um…

Ok yeah it completely looks like the Sydney Harbour Bridge.

The only difference is that most of the bridge is red…

And it's shorter than it.

Literally as Aero and Miss Paige were talking the whole time, I was sipping some of the alcohol the Meowstic gave me and continued to look at the bio I was seeing about it.

So pretty much, In a different perspective it looked like I was just staring at a wall.

Yeah…

"You ok bud?"

And of course Aero is the one to notice it first.

So i could do two things here…

I could either…

Lie and just say something believable like my head hurts or something and move on…

Or…

I could play it off.

Yeah the second one sounds more like me when i'm around him anyway.

"Bro there's just something about this wall man."

Does he know….he knows.

"Yeah that's a nice looking wall. Kind of makes you wanna go up and kiss it right?"

"Yup pretty much."

FUCK i love him…

We are so in sync...he knew i was being dumb so he was being dumb with me.

"Yo 10 poke if you lick the shit out of that wall."

How much is 10….you know what imma just lick this wall.

I'm weird like that ok?

Plus the wall looks super clean any damn way.

Miss Paige said she would triple it if i have a makeout session with it.

"Aight bet."

I got up and went to the nearest wall which was literally like six feet away and…

…

*sigh*

Easiest 30 poke i've ever gotten but…

I feel so damn dirty…

Huh?...

No, I'm not getting turned on…

Well not yet anyway.

When I turned back around, more eyes were on me.

Thankfully it was only the pokemon on the bar stools that were Looking.

I thought they were gonna be cunts about what just happened but i think they heard our little bet we had here on the right.

I looked at the pile of poke that was on the table and saw that it was no longer just 30…

But 60 poke now…

So they did know…

Hm?

Oh right.

The stool warmers consisted of…

A charmeleon…

A Zorua…

A...is that...no it isn't...Bella would react differently so it's a different eevee.

And a minccino.

Mind you they either had a shit eating grin or one hell of a smirk as they pretty much just watched me makeout with a wall…

Oh boy…

I um..feel so violated.

Actually no not really.

Wait so if i made out with a wall does that make me like gender neutrals as well?

Yeah imma just shut up now.

I sat back down next to a laughing Aero and a smirking Miss Paige to only jump back up because of some type of alarm going off.

Literally everyone got alerted and left the cafe to see what was going on.

I didn't know what to do so I just went wherever Aero and Miss Paige would go.

"What is the alarm about?" I asked Aero more specifically but Miss Paige answered for him.

"We're getting attacked. Shade was it?..."

I nodded.

"Go find your partner and meet in this very spot ok?"

"In the cafe? Why the-"

"Just go."

Alrighty then fuck me for wanting to know why the hell were getting attacked yeah.

I ran out of the cafe only to…

To be Continued… Im sorry.