We open to Deadpool killing Carl Sanpedro by stabbing him in the face with his sword. "How dare you steal...I don't care what you stole, I'm just glad you and your henchmen are dead." We then see a bunch of henchmen dead, either with their heads chopped off, shot, crushed by a car or throats slit.

"Boy that was such an amazing killing spree I was a part of." Deadpool said as he cleaned his swords.

"Man, can't believe this guy tried to steal our chimichanga recipe." Said Voice 2.

"What kind of guy tries to steal cuisines?" Asked Voice 1.

"Carl San'Fucking'Pedro." Deadpool replied.

"Yeah, sure." Said Voice 1.

"Boy that was such a long killing spree that I forgot what time it was." Deadpool commented.

Jump City. 9:16 PM.

Deadpool looked down and saw the words and went wide eyed. "Uh oh." Suddenly, Deadpool got hit by water shaped blades and fell to the ground.

The merc stood back up and sees his wounds healing. "Ow! Now I know what those aliens from Signs are talking about."

Deadpool looked forward and sees the Young Justice team, posing. Kaldur had his water whips out, Superboy looked like he was about to fuck up the merc, while M'Gann's eyes were glowing; hinting that she's probably reading his mind.

"The Young Justice?!" Deadpool and the voices shouted in unison. The recon team raised an eyebrow at the bizarre name.

"Young Justice?" Superboy queried with a raised eyebrow.

"Is that what they call us?" Asked Miss Martian.

"What did you think we were called?" Asked Kaldur.

"I always thought of us as the Young Justice League." The female Martian replied.

"NO! NO! NO! NO!" Deadpool shouted. "GO BACK TO MOUNT JUSTICE THIS INSTANT!"

"And why should we be taking orders from someone like you?" The Atlantean asked.

"Isn't it obvious? I like you guys a lot." Deadpool replied.

"Great, a fanboy." Groaned Superboy.

"Hey, could be worse. I could be Control Freak showing my Spitfire fan fiction." Said Deadpool.

"Spitfire?" Asked M'Gann.

"It's a ship name." Explained Deadpool.

"Why would anyone want to write fan fiction about a ship?" Queried Superboy.

"Unless it's a Transformer." Said M'Gann.

"No, ship names are..." Deadpool sighed. "Fuck it, I'm still not going to fight you. So go back to whatever base you came from. Kaldur, enjoy being the new Aquaman, Superboy, enjoy being in the Teen Titans." Deadpool looks at the camera. "Come on guys, it's their version of the Teen Titans." Deadpool turned to face M'Gann. "And M'Gann, I hope we get to see you and Conner get married."

"What is he rambling about?" Asked Superboy.

"Also, I have some requests for season 4 and I would like to read them before you go." Deadpool said as he pulled out a large list.

"We did not mention we're going." Kaldur pointed out.

"Yeah, not yet." Deadpool cleared his throat and started to read the list. Request 1: Bring back Wally West because we know he's not dead. Request 2: Please tell Artemis not to fuck her brother in-law, because it is a Lannister level of wrong. Request 3: Please let us see Conner and M'Gann get married. Request 4: Every time Halo dies, one of you must say, 'Oh my God, they killed Halo!' and someone will have to yell, 'You bastards!' Request 5-" Before the merc could continued listing his requests, Superboy punched him across the city.

The merc flew over the ocean, crashed through a truck filled with explosives, that somehow didn't explode and crashing through the Titans Tower.

We then cut to the HIVE base where we see Gizmo repairing the TV. "There we go, now we won't have any crud munching Deadpool cosplayers crashing through."

After Gizmo jinxed it, Deadpool crashes through the TV, angering Gizmo. "Oh come on!"

Deadpool stood up and put his huge list back in his pocket. "Sorry about your TV." Deadpool apologised.

"You turd muncher!" Gizmo shouted. "I worked all day on that."

"You think I can control being punched in the face causing me to fly miles and miles away from my original standing position?" Asked Deadpool. "Four words: Gravity is a bitch."

Deadpool sits on the couch with the other HIVE members and throws wads of money at them. "For a new TV. There I did something for you, now I have a question: Do any of you have any kryptonite or technology that can kill an Atlantean?"

The HIVE stared at each other and then replied in unison, "No."

Deadpool sighed and stood back up. "Than I'll use this lighter and aresol can for maximum effort." Deadpool then turned to his right and asked the HIVE, "I assume you stole that from Michael Fassbender?"

"Ian McKellen." Jinx replied.

Meanwhile, the Young Justice were wandering around Jump City trying to find the Anti-hero.

"Where could he be?" Asked M'Gann.

"Could you get a telepathic link with him?" Asked Superboy.

M'Gann smacked her head and then said, "Hello Megan." M'Gann's eyes then started glowing green, meaning she was going to try and get a telepathic link with Deadpool. "Nothing."

"What do you mean, nothing?" Asked Kaldur.

"It's like he's somehow blocking it." M'Gann explained.

Deadpool then teleported in front of the three, now wearing Magneto's helmet. "Ha, bet you didn't see that coming."

"Deadpool, turn yourself in!" Kaldur demanded.

Deadpool sighed and then said, "I'm sorry, I didn't want to kill you. But I have no choice."

Deadpool pulled the aerosol can and lighter out of his pocket and used it as a flamethrower against M'Gann.

"M'Gann!" Superboy shouted, distressed to see his girlfriend being burnt to a crisp. Soon enough, M'Gann was now Kentucky Fried Martian.

Superboy screamed and started to charge at the Merc, intending to possibly kill him. Before Superboy could even have the chance of laying a finger on him, Deadpool quickly threw a Kryptonite spear at Superboy's chest, killing him.

"No!" Shouted Aqualad.

Deadpool looked to the readers and explained, "In case you don't know where I got the Kryptonite spear from, remember a few episodes ago where I killed the Bat family and walked into their bat cave? Well, that's where I got it from and totally forgot about it."

Kaldur pulled his water whips out and disarmed Deadpool. "Dick." Deadpoool retorted.

Kaldur charged at Deadpool and punched him in the chest. Deadpool tried to slice Kaldur with his sword, but it broke upon impact.

"In case you have forgotten, Atlantean skin is very dense." Kaldur said before grabbing Deadpool by the shoulders and throwing him into a taco restaurant.

Deadpool stood up and dusted himself off. "Question is, how can you defeat an Atlantean?"

"I don't know." Replied Voice 1.

"Black Manta could have some." Said Voice 2.

"That guy could be anywhere in the world." Deadpool retorted.

"There has to be something here we could use to make Aqualad squeal like a pig." Said Voice 1.

"Or a sperm whale." Voice 2 laughed while Deadpool groaned. "Get it? Sperm whale."

"Wait, sperm whale is a type of mammal that lives in the sea, sea includes fish, fish are used to make fish tacos, we are in a taco restaurant." Deadpool then smiled at his idea.

We then cut to Aqualad charging his water whips by using a fire hydrant. After he charged it up, he started to slowly walk into the taco bar. Once he entered he sees Deadpool feasting on a taco.

"What in the name of Poseidon are you doing?" Asked Kaldur.

"I'm defeated, you won." Deadpool replied. "And I'm eating tacos in shame." Deadpool took another bite out of the piles of tacos he had beside him.

"So you admit defeat?" Asked Kaldur.

"Yes. Also, request five is to make Cheshire see her daughter again and so that way Will won't fuck his sister-in law." Deadpool said.

"Um...okay." Said Kaldur.

"Look, you've won. Have a taco to celebrate." Said Deadpool.

"Hmm...I have not tried a taco yet." Said Kaldur. "Oh, what the hell?"

"Have this one." Deadpool said handing a bitten taco to the Atlantean.

"Why does it have a bite?"

"Because I wanted to prove it wasn't poison." Deadpool replied.

"Very well." Kaldur took the taco and took a bite out of it.

"But what that taco contains is fish."

Aqualad's eyes went wide in shock over the news. "What?"

"You ate a fish taco and now you're a hypocrite to vegans and Atlanteans all around."

Aqualad looked into the taco and sees that it did indeed contain fish. Kaldur stared at the sight in horror and started panicking. "No! No!"

"Kaldur, how could you?"

"You have brought shame upon us my sidekick."

"This is worst than being married to Johnny Depp."

"Tula's not going to be happy."

"No, I'm not."

"I have brought shame upon my kingdom!" Kaldur shouted before using his sword to stab himself in the stomach and collapse, dead.

Deadpool stood up and ate the remaining fish taco. "Mmmm. Delicious."

"Wait, I just realised something." Said Voice 2.

"What?" Asked Voice 1.

"Where are the others?"

Deadpool's eyes went wide after Voice 2 asked that question. "Yeah, you're right. How come we only see three of them? Where's Zatanna? Rocket? Or that dickhead from the Black Lagoon M'Gann was dating in season 2? Where the hell are they?"

Suddenly, an arrow landed in front of Deadpool, making the merc look up to see Kid Flash and Artemis.

"Oh shit...It's the in-law fucker."