Happy 2021 To Everyone!
I hope all of you are healthy and happy.
-Baxter Building, One Week Later-
"I thought being a member of the Fantastic Four would be … more important than this," the green superheroine said to the rock covered hero, pointing at the two blond teenagers playing Mario Kart
"Hey! Knowing how and when to relax is the most important part of the job" the flamy blond shouted out loud.
"Hate to agree with the flame brain over there, but he is right. You never know when an ugly bastard needs punching, so you gotta enjoy these moments." Ben answered
"Oy stop cheating! There is no way you can win otherwise." The whiskered blond shouted while Luigi got hit by a
"You're just saying that because you suck at this game."
Naruto gains a thick mark. "You wanna go, Dattebayo!" He shouted as he dropped the controller and held his right bicep.
But before Johnny could say 'Flame On', She-Hulk hit both of them with a flick.
It bounced off Naruto's shield but Johnny wasn't as lucky. He flew for a good part of a meter before dropping on his ass.
"Did anyone get the number of that truck?" he said, slowly getting up.
"Oh, Imma hit you for real this time." she said walking towards
"WAIT WAIT WAIT, I didn't mean it like that!" he screamed as he flew away, getting She-Hulk to chase him and Naruto and Ben to laugh their asses off.
"Hey Ben," Naruto said after they finally stopped laughing "Can I talk to you for a minute? In private." He said in a serious tone, catching Ben off guard.
"Yeah sure," they then walked towards the kitchen.
Once they were there Naruto opened a sealing scroll, applied chakra into it [Kai]. And a large watch appeared in his hand. "I was actually planning to wait for your birthday to give you this, but I just talked with Jean and it's apparently her father's birthday as well and she invited me, so I wanted to give it to you now."
"You made a watch that I can't easily destroy or something?" Ben asked
"Well yes and more… Just put it on." He told to Rocky
Ben shrugged and put on the watch.
"Press the big orange button."
Ben did as Naruto instructed and a few seconds later noticed something, his fingers no longer looked like tiny mountains.
He ran to the nearest drawer, took out the biggest spoon he could find, and looked at his reflection.
He no longer looked like a pile of rocks with a pair of eyes, instead, he looked like his old self, the one before he went to that space mission with Reed and others.
"Ho- How did you do this?! How am I normal?!" He screamed out loud.
"Sorry, Ben I should have explained it before giving you the watch. This is a reinforced image inducer. It was invented by a mutant scientist for mutants with… unusual physical deformities. Kurt had one, and after learning about it, I asked to study it and finally managed to make one specially for you."
"Image Inducer?" he asked and then noticed he was indeed still a pile of rocks. He didn't even feel the spoon he was holding "So I'm not fixed?" he had a sorrowful look on his face. "So I still can't feel anything… I'm still… The Thing" he was about to crush the watch until the blond spoke
"Actually Ben, I also have this for you," Naruto said as he took out a soldier tag. On the tag, there was some Japanese gibberish, Ben was unable to read "Baa-chan's present…"
Ben took it into his hands and took a closer look. "Nice tag, it looks like one of those seal thingies you started to learn, what does it do?"
"It's a torture seal-" he tried to say but Ben cut him off
"Wha- what?!" he shouted before throwing it away, Naruto managed to catch it before it flew to the Atlantic Ocean.
"*Yawn* Sorry Ben, I've been playing video games with Johnny all week so I may forget people don't know what I know… It's a tweaked torture seal that makes someone's sense of touch enhance by 438.2 times. The original version was intended to make enemy ninja's feel greater pain without killing them during torture, but it should make it so you feel like how you used to before the space trip. I know it's not exactly what you would have wanted, but it's pretty close."
Ben still looked hesitant.
"Don't worry, the math was checked by Tony, and Baa-chan is pretty much a wizard with those seals, so it should work." Naruto tried to reason
"Alright so how does it work? Do I put it on and wallah, I can feel normal again? No strings attached?" Ben finally agreed
"Well I need to fill it up with Chakra from time to time but essentially, yes."
Ben nods and puts on the tag.
Naruto releases an immense amount of Chakra and makes a Tiger seal [KAI] he screams.
A second later the first thing Ben touched was his face. It still felt rocky, but he could actually feel it now, just like how he used to feel if he were to touch a pile of rocks before the accident, he then hugged the blond in front of him.
"Fishcake… Thanks"
"Guh- Don't mention it big guy, just let me down." he said and Ben let him go, slightly surprised "Yeah you still have your strength and everyone around you is just as squishy, you still have to be careful."
"Ain't that big of a deal. This- this is the best early birthday present I've ever received."
"Who knows, maybe your girlfriend can top it, *nudge**nudge**wink**wink*"
-Scene Change: Outside of Fantastic Four Building-
"Kit… Did you just sense that."
Karin nods as she opens her eyes, deactivating the Mind's Eye of the Kagura. "Kurama, whoever this person is, his or her chakra reserves are larger than anyone I have met! It is even higher than my own. And they somehow managed to hide it completely now... But how? No one in this world should even have chakra in the first place…"
"I only know of five people that have more Chakra than you… And I watched four of them die..."
"Who is the last one? "
"Remember my first Jinchuuriki, the one who sealed me away, the inventor of the Jutsu that sent us to this world?!"
"You don't think- But she should be over 150 years old. Even if she is Uzumaki, she shouldn't be alive let alone have that kind of reserves."
"Mito must have gained a new bloodline that allowed her to live longer than a normal Uzumaki, like your bullshit Sage of Six Paths Level-Yamanaka bloodline… " Kurama reasoned
"It's not bullshit, it helped us learn about this world… What can you tell me about this woman?"
"Short version… She is a bitch." he said, still bitter about the time she sealed him away.
"Ooookay… And the long version?"
"Well
Mito Senju's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls
On Monday she's a bitch
On Tuesday she's a bitch
On Wednesday to Saturday, she's a bitch
Then on Sunday, just to be different
She's a Super Sage of Six Paths biyotch!
[Kurama creates clones]
Come on! You all know the words!
[Kurama and clones]
Have you ever met my ex-Jinchuuriki Mito Senju?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's a mean ol' bitch, and she has stupid hair
She's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
[Just Real Kurama]
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
She's a stupid bitch! (Whoa! *clones)
Mito Senju's a bitch
And she's such a dirty bitch! (Bitch! *clones)
Talk to Kyuubi's around the world
And it might go a little bit something like this:
[Chinese Kurama]
Kǎi ěr de māmā shìgè biǎo zi yīgè biǎo zi
[French Kurama]
Elle est la plus grande chienne dans le monde entier
[Dutch Kurama]
Ze is een stom kutwijf, als er iemand een kutwijf was
[Swahili Kurama]
Yeye ni Bitch yote ya wavulana na wasichana
[Normal Kurama]
Have you ever met my ex-Jinchuuriki Mito Senju?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's a mean ol' bitch, and she has stupid hair
She's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
She's a stupid bitch!
Mito Senju's a bitch
And she's such a dirty bitch!
I really mean it
Mito Senju, she's a big fat fucking bitch
Big ol' fat fucking bitch, Mito Senju
Yeah, chaaaa" Kurama singed getting Karin to raise an eyebrow
"How much South Park have you been watching?" she asked
"Respect Mah Authoritah!"
"Now seriously, what can you tell me about her?"
"*sneer* Fine… as I said before, Mito Senju is a bitch … but she is a powerful bitch. I would go as far as to say she was one of, if not THE most powerful kunoichi to ever live… And I bet I bet my tails that she suffered the same thing as you did, so she can't mold her chakra, and more specifically use her damn chains… We should be able to kill her. SAGE- I wanna kill that bitch… Kit give me the controls so I can kill her with my own claws." Kurama as as he thought of the time she sealed him away
"If she is really in 'that' building, it means she is with Fantastic Four. It won't be easy to kill her, remember they apparently fend off Galactus" she said getting Kurama to scoff
"*Pff* I can beat him." Kurama explained
"... He was going to eat the planet. No offense Kurama-Nii but I don't think-" she suggested
"Oy! Who do you think I am? I'm the most powerful of the Bijuu, no oversized helmet head is gonna beat me!" He practically roared
"*sigh* If you say so. Then there is only one thing left to say..."
"Yeah…"
Karin gives control of her body to Kurama. A second after that she is covered in yellow flame-like chakra "Let's go wild / Let's go wild!" they both shouted
Then Karin-Kurama disappears in a flash of light.
[To Be Continued]
Hope You Liked It. Have A Nice Day. Stay Healthy
(AN: Kurama's hatred for Mito is only rivaled by his hatred for Madara. I mean if someone sealed you away for decades, then you will hate them too. Let me put it this way, Kurama's favorite to least favorite people goes like this Sage of Six Paths Karin Naruto Rest of Humanity Obito Minato Hashirama Kushina Mito Madara… Naruto is slightly above the rest of the humanity since he was forced to be the Jinchuriki, like Karin, so Kurama sees some connection between the two)
(AN 2: I know some of you are going to say Naruto shouldn't have more Chakra than Karin since he didn't train for years unlike Karin, but I think he could/should for several reasons. 1: He is the reincarnation of Ashura, 2: He was also Kyuubi's Jinchuuriki, and 3: Because Kushina was Jinchuuriki while she was pregnant with Naruto.)
(AN 3: Kurama can't beat Galactus… I mean he can beat Hulk unless Hulk is very angry, Thor if the guy is holding back [which he usually does], and Accelerator Naruto if he manages to suffocate him, but Galactus is waaaay out of his league. It would be like a normal human with no powers and below-average intelligence saying they can kill Sage of Six Paths. It won't happen unless some serious PIS occurs.)