Episode 13
"Hi i'm Ryuji Sakamoto."
"I'm Yusuke Kitagawa and this is Movie Theater Boxing." Yusuke said as he and Ryuji were wearing Boxing Gloves, Trunks, and Boots as they made their way into a theater where people were watching a movie as the two boys made their way towards the stage as Futaba hacked the Movie Screen.
"ROUND ONE, FIGHT!" Futaba displayed on the Movie Screen and turning the lights on in the theater as Ryuji and Yusuke began boxing on the stage while Movie Watchers stood up and began cheering as both Ryuji and Yusuke were exchanging jabs and punches as Theater Ushers began to rush the stage.
"Hey We're trying to show a movie, get the Hell out of here you punks." An Usher said as Ryuji and Yusuke stopped boxing and took off running through the back exit as did Futaba as both Ryuji and Yusuke raised their arms as they made their way into the alley.
"The Winner is...Anari." Futaba said raising Yusuke's Arm.
"WHAT?" Ryuji asked as he, Yusuke, and Futaba took off to get away from the Theater "For Real I was the winner, you suck as a referee Futaba."
"Yeah well, Anari threw some pretty hard heymakers, so he wins." Futaba said raising Yusuke's Arm in victory.
We now go to Akihabara as Ren, Ryuji, Mishima, Shinya and Morgana were observing a Children's Carousel Ride.
"Are you guys thinking what i'm thinking?" Ryuji asked as Morgana shook his head.
"That's meant for little kids not a bunch of grown toddlers like you guys." Morgana said as Mishima took a coin out of his pants pocket.
"Yeah Well don't I fit the ride, anyways let's do this you guys." Shinya said sitting on a horse.
"This is for our next stunt, the Kiddy Ride." Mishima said as Ren with Morgana and Ryuji sat on the small rideable carousel horses as Mishima inserted a coin into the machine to start the ride. "I'm Yuki Mishima."
"I'm Ryuji Sakamoto."
"I'm Shinya Oda."
"I'm Ren Amamiya with Morgana and this is the Kiddy Ride." Ren said as the ride started as the three teens, grade schooler, and the cat were riding the children's electronic horse ride around rather slowly as people were looking on to see grown teenagers riding something meant for toddlers.
"Ride like the wind, Bullseye." Shinya said quoting Woody from Toy Story.
"Oh yeah, Giddyup Horsey. I'm like Arthur Morgan." Ryuji said waving his arm in circles like a Cowboy.
"I'm like John Marston Outlaws to the end." Ren said also trying to be imaginitive as the Carousel began to tip and fall over causing Ren, Ryuji, Mishima, and Morgana to spill onto the ground as onlookers began laughing.
"Ow crap my knee." Mishima said clutching his leg as Shinya, Ren, and Ryuji were all trying to catch their breath as Morgana was overlooking their handywork.
"Well that's another place we're now banned from." Morgana said as the Carousel was destroyed, in broken Horse parts on the streets in Akihabara.
Now we have Ren standing in front of a large box while Ryuji and Ann are standing next to him.
"I'm Ren Amamiya and this is The Human Jack in the Box. I'm going to wear a Jack Frost Costume and then get in the box while Ryuji and Ann are going to gather visitors, and I will pop out of the box and start throwing pies at everyone. All right, let's do this." Ren said getting in the box as Ann and Ryuji gathered the crowd.
"Come one come all, to see the Human Jack in the Box." Ann said as Ryuji began turning the Crank while Pop Goes the Weasel began to play as Goro Akechi approched the group.
"Just what are you idiots doing now?" Akechi asked as Ren wearing a Jack Frost Costume popped out of the box to hit Akechi in the face with a Pie while Ryuji and Ann laughed. "Once again you make me the butt of your...hey." Akechi said as Ryuji and Ann hit him with pies.
"Now we have a new attraction Ladies and Gentlemen; Goro Akechi the Jackass in the Box." Ryuji said as he and Ren shoved Akechi into the Mask while putting the Jack Frost Helmet on Akechi's head backwards as onlookers began laughing or shaking their heads in disbelief.
Now we take you to Big Bang Burger in Shibuya as Ann, Makoto, and Haru were all holding cups in their hands as the three girls began to remove their shirts and then began to pour milkshakes on their bra cladded chests.
"La la, la la, la, Order Up La la, la la, la, The boys are waiting."
"La la, la la, la Order Up La la, la la, la, The boys are waiting."
As The Girls were pouring Milkshakes on eachother in comes Ren, Ryuji, and Mishima shirtless inside of Big Bang Burger as Ann dumped a milkshake on Ryuji's head, Makoto dumped a milkshake on Ren's head, and Haru dumped a Milkshake on Mishima's head as other employees and custoemrs looked on in disbelief.
"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and they're like, it's better than yours, Damn right it's better than yours, I can teach you, but I have to charge."
"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and they're like, it's better than yours, Damn right it's better than yours, I can teach you, but I have to charge."
Before you know it the teens all began pouring milkshakes on eachother as the floor of Big Bang Burger was now covered in Milkshakes as the teens were now Play Wrestling on the spilled Milkshakes on the floot as the Manager approached them.
"First you kids smell your nasty feet in my restaurant and now you're making a mess, that's it out." The Manager said before Haru bitch slapped him.
"My Daddy runs the company so no your role and shut your mouth." Haru said as Ryuji opened the Manager's pants and poured a milkshake down his pants as the Manager started dancing around.
"God Damn That's Cold." The Manager said as Ren, Ryuji, Mishima, and late as always Yusuke grabbed The Manager by the hair as they dragged him into the restroom as they put the manager's head into the toilet as Mishima flushed the toilet, giving The Big Bang Burger Manager a Swirlie.
Now we go to threets of Shibuya to see Yusuke driving Sojiro's Van pulling Ryuji riding a Persian Rug on top of two skateboards.
"I am Ryujini and this is The Magic Carpet Ride." Ryuji said as people in Shibuya began to look on in laughter as Ryuji began tossing fake money with Shadow Kaneishiro's Face on it. "This comes from a Con Man named Kaneishiro, take the money since he took from you."
Meanwhile Sojiro just left a store to find Makoto driving his car again for foolishness once agai nseeing Ryuji being pulled making hi mthink he's riding a Magic Carpet through Shibuya.
"Ryuji get off those Rugs, I just bought them." Sojiro said as Ryuji began playing a Flute.
"I The Great Ryujini shall charm my Snake." Ryuji said playing his Flute as Morgana wearing a Snake's mask began to hiss out a jar while on lookers were laughing and in the distance both Ren and Mishima were waiting by a ramp while Sojiro shook his head while trying to follow Ryuji considering how slow Yusuke Drives.
"Oh no you're not jumping my car off a ramp again." Sojiro said as Ryuji took out a pair of scissors.
"No worries boss, The Great Ryujini shall free the Magic Carpet Ride with a pair of Scissaz." Ryuji said cutting the rope dragging him as Ryuji stood up and accelerated himself by kicking the street under him now riding over the Magic Carpets to try to jump the ramp and then wiped out in midair as Ren, Mishima, and Yusuke went to help Ryuji.
"You ok Great Ryujini?" Mishima said as Ryuji gave the thumbs up.
Thus ends another episode of Jokers.