*Celebrity Manhunt Intro*
The camera is right now displaying something looking exactly like a beeping TV satellite watching the Earth from afar, but it got wires attached to it from the top which hinted that the satellite was fake. The camera then quickly zoomed to the planet as a trendy and energetic theme tune began to play. The camera went downwards and showed a limousine under a streetlight with a white-skinned hand which was protruding from the open limousine door. The door then slammed and crushed the arm and the limousine drove away. The camera then quickly panned left to show a dumpster in the foreground just in front of a chain link fence. Suddenly a pair of hands holding a camera popped out of the trash and took a photo.
That camera then showed the sequence of a few white people walking around in an airport, some sort of logo flashing on to a hanging television screen in the middle of the scene. The camera the quickly moved to the left again as a furry hand popped out of a potted plant and took another photo.
Then the camera showed a couple, male and female, on what looked like a date in a sophisticated restaurant, although only the guy had a plate of food in front of him. The guy then took a bite of his food and started choking while the girl gasped in surprise. The camera then quickly moved to the right and showed a bowl of soup. An octopus tentacle emerged from the soup holding a camera of its own, and took yet another picture.
Then the camera showed a fat male, who was holding a tape recorder, being kicked into the crotch after that it showed scruffy cameraman who got punched out by a large fist.
Then the camera showed the back of a white-skinned man with black hair slightly streaked with gray. He had been looking out at a city at night, then turned around as the shot zoomed backwards to show him to be fairly handsome and wearing a tuxedo. The skyline was revealed to be just a poster with a homeless man sleeping below it as the name "JOSH" appeared at the top of the screen.
The camera the changed and showed a close-up of a white-skinned woman's hand getting her nails painted. The camera then zoomed backwards again to show the young, attractive, and blonde woman with her dress perfectly matched to her red nails and was both low-cut and tight. She was standing next to a director's chair and stage light, the woman put her hands on her hips and waggled her eyebrows at the camera as the name "BLAINELEY" appeared on the screen.
A reel of film rolled through the screen, leaving behind a yellow-and-gold background. All at once a magnifying glass appeared in the middle of the screen, it was having a star in the middle of it and behind that star was a purple background. Then a few black shoe prints appeared on the star, and the musical theme came to its end.
*Celebrity Manhunt Intro ends*
The camera then showed the inside of a studio with the two people named in the intro sitting together at a desk with the logo shown earlier on the front of it.
-Hey there, celebrity's lovers.- Josh started as he stared right into the camera.- Welcome to the very special edition of "Celebrity Manhunt".- Josh ended his sentence and soon Blaineley also started talking.
-Tonight we have a night, you've all been waiting for all year, the "Gemmie Awards"!- Blaineley announced happily.- That's when our favorite TV stars get all dressed up and take home the gold!- She added as the camera showed a silhouette of two people, man and woman, standing on a red carpet until an enormous "Gemmie Award", which resembled a woman in a dress, standing straight and holding a TV in her hands which were raised into the sky, fall on the two silhouettes.
-In about a half an hour we'll take you right on to the red carpet to meet the hottest stars!- Josh announced as the camera showed the real red carpet, at night, where limousines were parking just before the carpet while the crowds were standing on either side of the carpet, behind railings, where they were cheering wildly.
-I am soooo pumped for this, are you Josh?- Blaineley asked with excitement in her voice as the camera returned to the studio.
-Oh yeah!- Josh replied to his co-host.
-The shoes!- Blaineley yelled as she raised her leg and pointed at her red high-heels.
-The tuxes!- Josh continued as he pointed at his own black tuxedo.
-The hair!- Blaineley continued as she pointed to the lock of her blonde hair.
-The drama!- Both hosts yelled together and then started squealing together as well while the camera zoomed on them.
*Opening Intro*
Two spotlights appear, one from one direction and one from another. One camera appears from sewers with mice on it and second camera emerges from tree finishing with clapboard clamping down.
Dear Mom and Dad I'm doing fine,
The camera then rushes through the film set, miss Chris in his vehicle, then pass several props until it hits the clothes rack scattering clothes around.
You guys are on my mind
After that it flies over the fake cliff, leans down and drops from sky landing in a tiny swimming pool.
You ask me what I wanted to be
Inside the water Samantha is brawling with the shark
And now I think the answer is plain to see
Camera leaves water and we see Doug sleeping on the surfboard with seagulls flying into his direction until one hits him and send him down in the water.
I wanna be famous
Camera then reveal that it was Marshal who was shooting seagulls at him. Next to him stands Nova who looks annoyed that Marshal doesn't give her any attention. Camera pass them and leave the recording studio.
I wanna live close to the Sun
We see Brooke who is sunbathing with two plushies that looks like Cody and Gwen from season 1. She then starts smirking.
Pack your bags 'cause I've already won
Camera then moves to the makeup confessional where Taylor is preparing for a party until one hand from left side spray deodorant in her eye.
Everything to prove nothing in my way I'll get there one day
Camera moves to the place where Andrew is fighting with Jeremiah on two big stilts. Then Andrew throws Jeremiah down.
'Cause I wanna be famous
We move to the police movie set where Chef dressed up as cop chase after Kelly. And then we see Jared who is juggling balls in studio but when he see the camera he drops balls and accidentally he click on the button which cause explosion outside.
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na
Outside Izzy is waving to the camera and when bear next to her starts growling she growl back and start chasing terrified bear.
I wanna be
I wanna be
I wanna be famous
They pass the Lame-o-sine in which are sitting Cordelia and Kirsten. Cordelia then open the door which leads us to the Gilded Chris Award Ceremony where Chris is in his blue suit and Chef is in his beautiful pink dress.
I wanna be
I wanna be
I wanna be famous
Camera then show the view in the aftermath studio where Samuel and Nathan are sitting on the main couch and are trying to kiss each other but stop as soon as they discover camera is looking at them. Camera moves away showing other characters when on the screen above appear the Total Drama Action logo.
*Intro ends*
The camera shows the limousine with open back doors. After a second the doors are closed and the limousine drove away, passing a trash bin with a sprayed star on it. Seconds later big letters "CM" appears left to the trash bin and a hand holding a camera popped out of the trash bin and took a photo.
*Celebrity Manhunt studio*
The camera then went back to Celebrity Manhunt's studio and focused once again on Blaineley.
-Welcome back to Celebrity Manhunt!- Blaineley greeted the audience after a break.- We thought we'd pay tribute to this year's most famous reality show cast.- She announced as she raised her finger.- The teens who braved it all on the set of Total Drama Action!- Blaineley announced as the logo of "Total Drama Action" appeared next to her on the screen.
The screen then changed and showed again the red carpet scene while Josh voice was heard from off-stage.
-We'll catch you up on Taylor, Andrew, Sam, Sammy, Nova, Marshal, Brooke, Nathan, Kelly, Doug, Kirsten, Jeremiah, Cordelia, Jared and Izzy!- Josh introduced everyone as their faces appeared on the screen.
-They're nominated in the category of Best Reality Ensemble, just like the members of Total Drama Island were the year before.- Blaineley explained as the camera still showed the faces of the TDA cast.
The camera then went back to the studio and showed both Blaineley and Josh.
-And I think that just like them, they're gonna nail it, Blaineley!- Josh said with excitement in his voice.
-No doubt.- Blaineley added with a smile on her face.
-And when they reunite on that crimson carpet rug, Celebrity Manhunt will drain every last drop of drama from these uber famous teens.- Josh said as the golden version of the Total Drama Action cast were shown on the yellow background with a large medical needle approaching them from the right. The needle stuck into the group and slowly sucked away their golden color, leaving them a black-and-white outlines of their former selves.
-Love it!- Both hosts claimed with excitement and bumped their fists.
-Total Drama Action may have ended, but the drama goes on and on.- Blaineley commented.- Our crack team of undercover gossip reporters have been super busy this year.- Blaineley explained as she turned her face towards the camera.
The camera then showed the picture of Kelly standing in front of some really old wooden house, inside a volcano.
-Weed princess found herself a really interesting job.- Blaineley commented the photo with a little surprise in her voice.
The camera then showed a close picture of slightly scared Taylor while the camera did the 180 degree change and revealed the full photo picturing a big, tough and tall man, around his 40s. He has short, ginger hair and he wore a dark red shirt, farmer trouser with a pair of brown boots. In the foreground the man was shown with a terrified face as he was holding onto Taylor's farmer jeans in order to safe her from falling into the high rock hills but in the process revealed Taylor's private parts that were censored.
-Miss adrenaline junkie was spotted with her pants down during one of her crazy adventures.- Blaineley commented the picture while the next one already appeared on the screen.
The last picture showed Nathan casually talking to some slim guy with wide shoulders, blue eyes, and also wearing blue-framed glasses, and also having Medium length orange hair with white bangs covering his right eye. He was wearing black trousers, white shirt with dark blue sweater on top of it. The picture showed them talking in front of some curtain while Sammy was secretly watching them from behind the curtain with suspicion in his eyes.
-Meanwhile, has Nathan been meeting someone behind Sammy's back?- Josh commented the photo with surprise in his voice.
-The Celebrity Manhunt cameras caught them all!- Blaineley added as the picture changed to yet another one this time showing Cordelia, Jeremy and Kirsten hanging together at the mall. It showed Jeremy looking at some theater's poster while Kirsten and Cordelia were both giving themselves the glares of envy behind Jeremy's back.
-Even Cordelia's and Kirsten's mutual hate towards one another even though both of them are friends with Jeremy.- Blaineley commented the picture as it zoomed on both Kirsten's and Cordelia's faces.
-Ooh, I can't wait to see those kiddies bare their claws on the red carpet.- Josh explained as the camera returned to the studio and showed him.- Rowr!- He yelled as he mimicked cat by baring claws of his own, only wearing a disappointed look from Blaineley.
-Anyway...- Blaineley said in order to change attention from Josh to her.- We've been measuring the popularity of this famous gang using our amazing awe-inspiring Celebrity Manhunt Drama Machine!- She announced with excitement as the camera showed the head of a grungy robot. Its 'eyes' were the classic 'sad' and 'happy' masks, and its down-turned mouth was a meter of some kind. A hatch in its chest was wide open, and a man was leaning inside it making repairs and then a sound of the repairman dropping something inside was heard.
-It's busted!- He yelled to the hosts with no emotion in his voice as the camera showed Blaineley's surprise face.
-Let's start with Total Drama most unique sibling duo, Kelly and Doug.- Blaineley said as she recovered from her surprise.- After the finale of the last season, Sammy used part of his winnings to bail Kelly out of the juvie. She then decided to try and pay him back.- Blaineley explained as she placed her hands on her hips.
~Alternate Line~ (I will leave some of those, in case you preferred one ending more than other so all the alternate lines are from the universe where Marshal won the Action)
-After the finale of the last season, after Marshal decided not to spend his winnings on bailing her out of the juvie, Kelly had to earn her own money during some of her paroles for good behavior.
~Alternate Line~
-In order to do that, she found herself a job as a new face of Unreal Estates Agency.- Josh explained with a smile on his face.
-We even got a footage of one of her advertisements in which she hired Doug as her client.- Blaineley added as she looked into the camera.
*Clip*
The camera opens up to show Kelly, wearing a yellow skirt, white shirt and some necklace that match colors with her skirt and also a matching high-heels. She was also wearing full make-up. She was standing next to the sofa where Doug, wearing his casual clothes, were sitting.
-Hi there! I'm Sister!- Kelly started with a really energetic voice.- You may know me from such great show like Total Drama Action but also from super crazy private parties that I organized inside Chris McLean's mansion when he was away on vacation.- Kelly fully introduced herself to the camera while Doug interrupted her.
-Wow, Sis. The family is really proud of you.- Doug commented without and emotions and rolled his eyes.
-I know what you may thinking.- Kelly continued, totally ignoring her brother and trying to keep the script.- My place is a dump and I want to live somewhere exotic. Your dream could become reality, thanks to the Unreal Estates Agency, where I am the newest face and I already made a sh*tload of money!- Kelly said with a really big smile on her face and placed her hands on her hips.
-You just fool people into buying sh*tty places.- Doug commented while Kelly looked offended by it but continued to play her role.
-Don't worry Mister, you're not the first person who said that.- Kelly said trying her best to keep her role.- While our houses may seem a little old or in bad condition, they are actually one of the most safe places on earth where nothing dangerous can happen to you.- Kelly explained as he handed her brother an advertising magazine while Doug started to look through it.
-Check the first one. A beautiful house with three bedrooms, two and a half bathroom, located in wonderful Phoenix, Arizona, inside a volcano.- Kelly started advertising the first estate.- Just few minutes away from a trendy downtown shopping center and decadent restaurants and bistros. It's the perfect home for the new couple, looking to get serious and take that next step, owning a new home.- Kelly explained fully the upside of owning that specific house.
-But in this booklet it is portrayed as an old and cranky hut, made from driftwood, without any furniture and it looks like it could light up any moment. Not to mention that it's inside a f**king volcano!- Doug yelled at Kelly with rage in his voice.
-You're so picky, you know that?- Kelly whispered quietly to Doug, looking more annoyed by each second.- Maybe then, the next estate will win your heart!- Kelly yelled with a smile on her face as she returned to her role.- A beautiful house in Florida. Has four bedrooms, four bathrooms and a f**king pool! What do you have to say about that, Mister?- Kelly asked and looked directly at her brother.
-Well, the booklet shows another cranky, old house but this time under a f**king ocean!- Doug commented and showed the picture in the booklet that indeed showed a house under the ocean.
-You make my life a nightmare!- Kelly yelled suddenly but then regained her composure.- Here, the next one, a beautiful, rustic house with three bedroom, two bathrooms. The house is located on the surface of the dry land. Nothing but wide open living place here, Mister.- Kelly explained the next house while her brother once again looked angry at her.
-Yeah, it's inside an African desert, without any food, water or civilized place.- Doug explained as once again showed the booklet picture to the camera.
-Here, the next one!- Kelly yelled.- Enjoy the pure, clean, untainted living in this cottage in the Canadian wilderness. Quiet, birds, clean water, trees and nature. This place is awesome!- She yelled at Doug furiously and showing him the house in the booklet that actually looked like she described it.
-What's the catch?- Doug suddenly asked, looking like he don't believed her.
-Catch? There's no...- Kelly was trying to say something but she got immediately interrupted by Doug.
-Yes, there is! There's always a catch with you! What is it this time? An Indian burial ground? Toxic waste dump? Toxic Indian burial ground?- Doug yelled, looking angry at his sister because she knows her and that she is not saying truth.
-Ugh, okay, fine. There's only one, tiny, not even an issue thing. It's really small thing that you shouldn't consider it as a thing-thing.- Kelly said as she looked at the floor with a disappointed face.
-Let's hear it then.- Doug said as he crossed his arms.
-The neighbors aren't the greatest.- Kelly replied to his question while he still was looking at her doubtfully.
-I don't buy it, it cannot the...- Doug tried to say but got immediately interrupted by his angry sister.
-SHUT UP AND LET ME FINISH, A**HOLE!- Kelly yelled furiously at her brother.- So, they aren't the best people. So WHAT that they're Neo Nazis, hiding in the wood and killing anybody who who even tries to enter their property and tries to conquer the whole world. The Canadian government wasn't thrilled up with the idea of them moving into the country, but they're all legal Canadian citizens and they have no authorization to arrest them, since the forest is their property and the Canadian government laws says it that you can kill anybody on your private property by self defense, but they don't use the estate what our Agency is trying to rent out, so we use it illegally!- Kelly explained the whole situation which turned out to be pretty drastic.
-Man, this is the worst of them at all. You should really be ashamed yourself, Sister. Shame yourself.- Doug replied to the Kelly's explanation with a disappointing look on his face.
-Hey! I just want to make a living somehow!- Kelly answered her brother as she pointed her finger at him.
-Shame! Yourself!- Doug yelled at her which caused her to be even angrier.
-Then, what the f**k am I supposed to do?! Because I won't be a w**re anymore! And unlike you, I have a job, you lazy sh*thead!- Kelly yelled at her brother angrily as the clip ends.
*Clip ends*
-Ooh! That really escalated quickly.- Josh commented as the camera returned to the studio.
-Yeah, that's true Josh, we can only hope that Doug and Kelly forgave one another.- Blaineley commented after a second.
-Yeah, but will they maintain their cool brother-sister relationship together on the red carpet?- Josh asked as he raised his eyebrow.
-Sister will totally bring it! Even though she is a pretty bad example of weed addict, that doesn't change the fact that she one of the most fashionable people that ever were on Total Drama.- Blaineley replied with a smile on her face.
-Yeah, you're right.- Josh replied.- After one look at Kelly in some designer dress, we'll all forget about the juvie thing and the whole fiasco with Unreal Estates Agency.- Josh commented as Blaineley nodded her head.
-Next up, post-drama body.- Blaineley started the new topic.- This year, we saw major improvement and fashion or fitness fiascos.- Blaineley said as the picture of a sick-pack abs were shown next to her but after a second they quickly bloated up and became fat.
*Clip*
The camera the inside of the theater and the back of the person in the middle of the room. The said person was wearing a short green skirt and a green vintage jacket. They also wear gray heels and really long white socks that nearly reached to their knees. They also got medium length black hair that reaches the bottom of their neck. The camera also shows them having fake green nails. They were also humming some song under their breath.
The camera then shows a slight tanned person turning around and revealing a person with deep green eyes, a matching eyeliner and red lipstick. The said person is known to everyone as Jeremiah.
-What?! You never seen a boy playing a female role in a musical?!- Jeremy asked as he placed his hands on his hips and looked angrily at the camera.- Well get out of my sight! We don't like the people like you here anyway!- Jeremy yelled at the cameraman and shoved his hand into the camera.
*Clip ends*
-While Jeremy chose a really interesting fashion design for himself, some people didn't cared about what people were saying about them and just did what they loved.- Blaineley explained as the camera showed yet another clip.
*Clip*
The camera shows a football pitch and zoomed on the bench next to the stands and revealed Nova in her soccer team T-shirt, shorts and also matching football shoes. Nova was currently sitting on the bench and packing her things in the bag, probably an ended training until some boys around the age of 16 approached her.
-Hey are you that crazy chick from Total Drama who tried to eliminate her boyfriend and then eliminated herself.- The first boy asked which caused Nova to notice the boys and turned towards them.
-Yeah, you totally sucked!- The second boy said as they laughed which made Nova to look slightly angry.
-Yeah, what are you doing here anyway?- The third boy asked.- You're too lame and pathetic to be even good enough to play soccer. You should go home before you gonna broke you nails or something.- He said and the boys started laughing but stopped immediately after Nova kicked the last boy into his crotch, from anger, and caused him to squeal from pain.
-One more word and you'll see what else that LAME and PATHETIC girl can do to you! You hear me?!- Nova threatens the boys angrily as she raised her finger at them.
*Clip ends*
-Oooh... That must have hurt.- Josh commented the clip with scared face.
-Well, that's Nova for you as they say.- Blaineley added after a second.- Speaking of some fearsome attitude, one of the members of Total Drama cast continued their career with a big screen.- Blaineley explained as the picture of a cinema appeared right next to her.
-Izzy turned out to be an awesomely talented actor on the set of Total Drama Action.- Blaineley added as the poster of Izzy, wearing a yellow jumpsuit with black stripes, standing in front of the matching background with a katana in her hands.- Post-elimination, she signed a stack of movie deals!- Blaineley explained with excitement in her voice as the camera displayed few others posters, like enormous version of Izzy, wearing white version of her usual clothes, attacking a city and grabbing some cars. Then Izzy being held captive by a big gorilla on the top of the skyscraper. And lastly Izzy, wearing an elegant long blue dress, dancing on the meadow with mountains in the background.
-Her career sky-rocketed until she lost it on set and scared the lunch out of her crew. But it didn't stopped her from getting more roles in the future.- Blaineley explained as the camera showed the studio once again.
-That's true. It even appeared that her crazy personality actually bought her all the contracts in the world.- Josh added with a quite surprised face.
-But you must admit, she's super talented, Josh.- Blaineley said to her co-host.- Just take look at this fragment from the last film, Izzy took part in.
*Clip*
The camera shows Izzy, in her casual clothes, lying on the ground around and pretending to be dying as she placed a hand on her forehead.
-No, just go! It's too late for me already!- Izzy claimed with emotions as she looked at someone on the left but that person wasn't seen on screen.
-I was already bitten by that ninja zombie turtle and soon I will transform.- She said as first tears formed in her eyes.- Go! Fight for yourself! For our love!- Izzy yelled with every bit of emotion she could as the clip paused.
*Clip ends*
The camera then returned to the studio and showed the paused scene between Blaineley and Josh.
-Wow! I've never thought that Izzy could become that emotional!- Blaineley said with a really surprised face.
-Well, you can't judge a book by its cover.- Josh replied to Blaineley.- And don't forget who is she dating after all, Jared! The biggest pessimist of all.
-Yeah, but we'll return to their relationship later.-Blaineley said as the paused scene disappeared from the screen.
-For now let's focus on our another star, Brooke!- Josh said as the picture of Brooke, now slightly taller and even larger breasts, was sitting at the table with the plushies of Cody and Gwen alongside her.
*Clip*
The camera showed Brooke sitting at the desk with the plushies of Cody and Gwen, lying next to each other on her desk.
-Good morning to all my beloved viewers out there!- Brooke greeted her viewers as she turned towards the camera.- In today's vlog I will answer all the reviews you left under my last chapter of "Gwody and the old man's stone". The story, you can find on my account, GwodyFan-Action. - Brooke explained as she shared her laptop screen for everyone.
-The first review is left by the guest called "Codemeister". For anyone who don't know who that is, they're actually Cody from TDI.- Brooke explained as she looked at the review.- "Wow. Good job. I need to admit that some parts of the story appear weird and terrifying to me, for example the scene of me saving Gwen from the gang of love-eating giant spiders, but I really like how you showcased my brave side, Cody."- Brooke read the review and then turned towards the camera.- Well, it's good to hear you feedback, Cody. I'm glad you liked it. I tell you that you work soooo much better with Gwen than Trent. It's such a shame nobody ever listen to me about that.- Brooke commented as she crossed her arms and rolled her eyes.
-Anyway, there is another one, this time from "Codierra": "Back off you b**ch! This story is just sooo unrealistic. How dare you portray mine Codykins kissing and spending time with that girl? I hope you f**king die! How you even dare to say that Cody should be with any other woman than me?! You better hope, I don't find out where you live!"- Brooke read the review and just stared at camera with disturbed and terrified face.
*Clip ends*
-Well, with fame come also haters.- Blaineley explained as the camera returned to the studio and the picture of Brooke being chased by an angry brown-skinned woman, wearing lime boots, turquoise pants, yellow top that revealed her belly and a gold medallion around her neck. She had golden earrings and long magenta-dyed hair that reached the end of her back and that were combed into braids.
-That's right. But Brooke fought back. After the end of TDA, Brooke's channel on Youtube quickly became popular.- Josh explained as the camera showed picture of Brooke's channel showing various vlogs, gameplays and commentaries.
-It was no shock to anyone, after all Brooke is one of the most friendly people out there.- Blaineley explained after a second.
-She was, until people started pointing out her betrayals towards Sammy and others.- Josh interrupted Blaineley.- Then she snapped.- Josh commented as the camera started showing the next clip.
*Clip*
The camera shows Brooke sitting on the chair in front of a guy with a microphone in his hand.
-So how would you comment your betrayal?- The interviewer asked the question while Brooke rolled her eyes.
-Can we talk about something else?- Brooke asked the guy as she looked a little irritated.- I don't like talking about it. And anyway Sammy and others already forgave me for this.
-Yeah, but why did you decided to form an alliance with Nova and Marshal? What made you do this extreme idea?!- The interviewer asked causing Brooke to really pissed off by him already.
-Can you listen to me for just one second?!- Brooke yelled at him while the interviewer interrupted her.
-Also, what made you think that Sammy would actually accept your apology? Was it trust? Was it hope?- The interviewer asked and Brooke finally snapped and slapped the interviewer's face.
-GOD! Why does everyone always ignore me and my explanations?! You know what?! F**k off people!- Brooke yelled and then exited the studio.
*Clip ends*
-Brooke just couldn't keep up with all the questions and after some time, she started to ignore all the interviews and the photographers that went after her.- Blaineley explained, as the picture of Brooke hiding from the photographer in the trash bin behind them, appeared next to Blaineley
-So when Brooke was hiding in the trash bins from our reporters, we asked them to look for someone else.- Josh explained as the picture of a cameraman, riding the skateboard, with a camera in his hands, appeared next to Josh.
-But unfortunately they found out something, even we didn't expect to happen.- Blaineley said with a sad expression on her face as a fragment of a newspaper appeared next to her, on the screen.
-"Famous Total Drama Action competitor and finalist, Marshal Pines, found dead in his own house by his mother! Everything points out to a heart attack."- Josh read the fragment of the mentioned newspaper with a surprise in his voice.
-At first we didn't believe the newspaper.- Blaineley added.- But after several months without any signs of life from Marshal, we started to think that it may be not that far from the truth.
-Until a week ago, when one of our Spanish viewers claimed that Marshal was acting as a main character in one of their favorite soap operas.- Josh said with a surprise in his voice.
-Here's the clip we received from them.- Blaineley said as the clip started playing.
*Clip*
The camera shows a chopper arriving at the big mansion.
The camera then shows a man exiting the car and entering the mansion through its main doors and the camera then showed a beautiful, brunette woman running towards the man with great joy. She tried to hug and kiss him.
-Mi amor!- She said but the man passionately slapped her so hard that she lost her consciousness.
Then a little, brunette girl, around 5 years old run to him and also tried to hug him.
-Papá!- She said but also got slapped passionately into the face.
Finally, an elder lady tried to hug him.
-Nino!- She said but the man slapped her too, passionately.
*Clip ends*
-Well certainly acts like Marshal.- Josh commented the clip.
-And even looks like him.- Blaineley added.- But we can only hope that he would show himself on the red carpet tonight.- Blaineley explained.
-You're right, Blaineley.- Josh replied.- Next up, Andrew and Jeremy.- Josh announced the next topic as the picture of both guys slide into the screen from both side, making it look like they were glaring angrily at each other.- They're epic hate-on hit the internet, where they had a full-on blog war!- Josh explained as the pictures, now appeared in between both hosts.
-Can someone tell me just why Jeremy still hates Andrew for not liking musicals?- Blaineley asked as she raised her eyebrow.- I mean, just look at him. How can you be mad at someone sooo hot!- Blaineley said as the picture of Andrew, only in his swimsuit, appeared next to her as she sighed.
-If there's a fight between Jeremy and Andrew, ooh, I'm on Team Andrew all the way!- Josh announced with excitement in his voice.
-Me too.- Blaineley said as she sighed.- I'm just crushing on him sooo hard.- She added as she continued to look at his picture.
-Let's check out some of that web action from earlier this year.- Josh said as the clip started running.
*Clip*
The camera showed Andrew sitting at the desk in his room, in front of his laptop camera. Behind him were standing, Kelly on the left and Sammy on the right. We can also see the bed on the right side of the room and a wardrobe on the other.
-Hey everyone!- Andrew greeted his viewers.- Today I wanted to talk about people and women rights.- Andrew introduced the topic as his face became really serious.- Basically various men around the globe still neglect those rules. Which isn't right because each human is equal and they all should be treated the exact same way as others!- Andrew explained thoroughly but got suddenly interrupted by Kelly.
-Even the black guys?!- Kelly said surprised as she started to smoke one of her cigarettes.- But they are, like, totally gross!- Kelly commented, looking really disgusted by the thought.
-Kelly, you shouldn't talk like that, you know that?!- Sammy said to Kelly, being himself quite offended by what Kelly just said.
-Guys?- Andrew said, trying to gain their attention.
-Look Sammy, I have nothing against Nate and his caramel skin. It's just that on some people it looks horrendous like that!- Kelly yelled while Sammy just placed his fingers on his eyes.
-Kelly!- Sammy said with a really disappointed tone.
-Guys! Shut up!- Andrew yelled at them, trying to stop them.
-Shut up, Andrew! Don't you see that we have a heated conversation here?!- Kelly yelled at Andrew, looking mad at him for interrupting her.
-But you were supposed to wait for the signal before talking, remember?- Andrew asked as he looked at them.
-Well it's not my fault that you're show is so boring!- Kelly said, looking quite annoyed as she continued to smoke.
-Well, sorry Andrew, but Sis is quite right.- Sammy said as he placed his hand on the back of his head nervously.
-Ugh! Why did Sam bail on me?!- Andrew groaned and placed his head on the desk.
*Clip ends*
-Then came Jeremy's online attack.- Blaineley said as the next clip started playing.
*Clip*
The camera shows Jeremy, wearing a wig imitating Andrew's hair, and also having two puppets on his hands, Kelly's puppet on his left and Sammy's puppet on his right. He was standing in front of his computer camera, at his desk. Behind him were shown his room. His bed in the corner of the room, various bedsides tables, posters on the wall showing various musicals and actors and also many clothes scattered around the floor.
-Welcome to the loser Andrew's show where everything except human rights and good portrayal of women is a total BS.- Jeremy said in the very monotone way as he imitated Andrew's voice.
-Like, Oh my gosh! Black people are, like, totally gross, don't you agree Sammy?!- Jeremy started yelling with the really good imitation of Kelly's voice.
-Oh my gosh! But Kelly, black people also have emotions, you can't be that racist!- Jeremy then yelled in the imitation of Sammy's voice.
-But everyone is a little bit racist, Sammy! Now who wants to smoke and party?!- Jeremy yelled back in his imitation of Kelly's voice.
-Ugh. How dare you interrupt my loser video blog?- Jeremy said in the annoyed imitation of Andrew's voice as he throw away the puppets he had on his hands and pulled out a photo of Sam.
-I wish Sam were here so I could f**k her really hard even though I'm way too scared to treat girls like that and I would probably die a f**king virgin!- Jeremy said, still imitating Andrew's voice as he kissed Sam's picture.
-His words, not mine.- Jeremy added in his normal voice at the end as the clip ended.
*Clip ends*
-Soooo cold.- Josh commented as the camera returned to the studio.
-Brrr. Andrew couldn't let this go. He had to retaliate. Which is too bad, he's so much better than that.- Blaineley explained further as the picture of an angry Andrew appeared on her left.
*Clip*
The camera once again shows Andrew in his room, in front of his laptop camera.
-Did you know that Jeremy actually didn't get the main role in his high school musical play at the end of the year?-Andrew asked ironically with a smirk on his face.- That's right! The biggest musical nerd of all times was turned down as soon as he walked onto the stage!- Andrew added with a smile on his face.- Now, you will ask what he had done in this situation? Let's just said that his lovely older sister, Maya, send me this video.- Andrew said as he clicked something on his keyboard and the video started.
On the screen then appeared a video recorded from a phone and showed someone walking through a corridor at a pretty big mansion while the sound of crying could be heard from one of the rooms.
The person with the phone then opened the doors to said room and revealed Jeremy, lying in the middle of the room. He was currently crying and eating ice cream from the box of mint flavored one. There was also over dozen other boxes scattered around his rooms as he continued to cry and eat endlessly.
-Who's the loser now, eh Jerry?- Andrew asked over the video and then the clip stopped.
*Clip ends*
-That's just sad.- Blaineley commented without any emotions as the camera returned to the studio.
-After a few more weeks of this, we invited them to the Celebrity Manhunt studio.- Josh said as the picture of Andrew and Jeremy sitting on the chairs in front of Josh, appeared next to him.
*Clip*
The camera now zoomed on the picture and showed both boys glaring at each other with hatred.
-You've been through so much together. Sharing a trailer at an abandoned studio, going through all the crazy challenges. Why not bury the hatchet? Isn't your friendship more important than this blog war?- Josh explained as the boys looked at each other.
-It's just, you know Josh...- Jeremy started nicely but then his attitude changed by an 180 degrees.- Andrew is the biggest loser in the world with literally no taste!- Jeremy said as he looked angrily at Andrew.
-And Jerry is smelling like failure and cries mixed with mint ice cream.- Andrew replied as he raised his finger at Jeremy.
Then Jeremy, who was now really furious jumped at Andrew and the two started punching each other while Josh just looked at them.
-Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!- Josh started repeating as the camera showed Andrew slapping Jeremy's face and Jeremy punching him back.
*Clip ends*
-What is it with boys and getting into fights?- Blaineley asked as she raised her eyebrow at Josh.
-Who knows?! But let's watch it again! Rowr!- Josh replied to Blaineley as he once again imitated a cat.
-Uh, major celebrities arriving at the red carpet.- Blaineley said as she got the info from the producers.
*Red Carpet*
The camera then showed, once again, the red carpet, at night, while the crowds were standing on either side of the carpet, behind railings, where they were cheering wildly.
Then the limousine arrived at the red carpet and just as it stopped Chris McLean, wearing his shining blue tuxedo and a red bow-tie, was thrown out of the limo by the impact of it stopping so fast. He groaned as he fall onto the ground and in the same moment Chef Hatchet exited the limousine from the driver's side, which meant that he, probably, was the driver. He was wearing an elegant black jacket over his normal clothes and also a purple bow-tie.
Chef then approached Chris as he stood up.
-Oh! Dude, where did you learn how to drive? NASCAR?- Chris yelled at Chef as he leaned towards him.
-Aw, suck it up, you big baby.- Chef replied as he crossed his arms.
-Fine! You clean up the barf!- Chris yelled back as he throw his hands into the air.
-It's devil boy Chris McLean!- Blaineley said, gaining Chris's and Chef's attention in the process.
-Hey, h-h-hey!- Chris stuttered as he adjusted his bow-tie.- Celebrity Manhunt! Gnash! Say, did you get my video?- Chris said as he approached the camera and as soon as he said that the camera returned to the studio and showed both Blaineley and Josh, looking nervously at each other and then the camera went right and showed an overturned trash bin with a rat biting the purple CD box with Chris's face on it.
-Yep.- Josh nervously replied as she looked away for a second.
The screen then split right down the middle, with the camera showing Blaineley on the left and the camera showing Chris, who was now giving an autograph to someone, on the right.
-Chris, you must be dying to see the Total Drama Action cast again.- Blaineley said to Chris while he send her a surprised look.
-Who?- Chris asked, not really listening to Blaineley to him giving away the autographs.
-The teenagers you abused in the last season of Total Drama on national television?- Blaineley said to Chris, with annoyance in her voice as she looked directly into the camera.
-Oh right! Love their work! Love them!- Chris replied happily to Blaineley.- Can we talk about my new show now?- Chris asked with a smile on his face while Blaineley just looked at the camera, looking even more annoyed than before.
-We're going to take a break.- Blaineley simply replied as the screen fully showed the Celebrity Manhunt studio once again.- But don't go away. Next, we have the history of two Total Drama girls that joined forces to make their dreams come true but got divided by loving the same man.- Blaineley explained the future topic.
-Cliché, am I right?- Josh sarcastically asked as he smirked to the camera.- Anyway, here is some clip from one of their escapades.- Josh added as the clip started playing.
*Clip*
The camera now shows Jeremy, Kirsten and Cordelia walking together through the mall, with Jeremy carrying all the bags when he suddenly said.
-Oh, they got a theater here!- Jeremy pointed out as he noticed a theater.- What do you think about a little break from walking and go for a play?- Jeremy asked the girls.
-I think that it's an extraordinary idea, Jeremy!- Cordelia replied with her usual kindness while Kirsten send her a suspicious glare.
-Anything for you Jerry!- Kirsten then said with excitement.- I meant, do what you want.- Kirsten quickly said, trying to maintain her usual tough self.
-Thanks!- Jeremy replied.- Could you take these for a moment, I'm gonna go check what they are playing!- Jeremy said with excitement as he gave the bags to both girls and then quickly ran towards the theater.
-Extraordinary, really?- Kirsten asked Cordelia as soon as she saw Jeremy being far enough, with annoyance in her voice.
-What? I just tried to be courteous.- Cordelia replied and then looked at Kirsten.- This doesn't matter anyway, since you're soooo self-centered that you don't care.- Cordelia commented Kirsten's behavior which caused her to look angry.
-Me?! Self-centered?!- Kirsten yelled, looking really angry and then jumped at Cordelia and started fighting with her.
-Needless to say. They got banned from that mall for the rest of their lives.- Josh said the last comment before the clip ended.
*Clip ends*
*Red Carpet*
The camera then returns to the red carpet and focuses itself on Chris.
-Throwing to commercial? I got this.- Chris said to the camera with a smile on his face.
-Will Cordelia and Kirsten's claws come out? Will Nova take everyone's advice and get a makeover? Will Brooke take her girlfriend to the Gemmies? So many questions! Find out the answers when Celebrity Manhunt Total Drama Red Carpet Reunion Special returns! Right after this!- Chris announced as he throw his arms into the air.- That's how you do it.- Chris commented with a smirk as he corrected his bow-tie.
-Ummm, thanks.- Blaineley sarcastically replied.
*After the break*
The camera now showed the front of the limousine, driving in the straight road towards the camera. The camera then focused on its license plate as the letters "CM" appeared on it. Then the camera moved towards the window of the limousine and showed the furry hand, sticking out of it and taking a photo with a camera.
*Celebrity Manhunt studio*
The camera returned to the studio and showed Blaineley and Josh, still sitting in their usual seats.
-It's Celebrity Manhunt's Total Drama Action Red Carpet Reunion Special!- Blaineley announced as one of the stage lights fall down.
-Now let's look at what happens when the loving stops on Total. Drama. Breakups!- Josh announced the next topic as the camera showed a beating pink heart on the yellow background when suddenly the heart broke and with it, the entire background too.
The camera now showed Izzy caring Jared in a bridal way through the pavement surrounded by the paparazzis. Both of them are looking at each other with smiles on their faces.
-It started out so well, with matching tats.- Josh commented as the camera focused on both Izzy's and Jared's arms which had the identical red heart tattoo.
-Jazzy was the Total Drama power couple that defied the odds and took a chance on love!- Blaineley said, really moved by the clip.
-But it didn't take long until a tragedy struck!- Josh said with a sad face.
-Celebrity Manhunt got these juicy shots at a Jared's family house during when he tried to introduce Izzy to his mother.- Blaineley said as the photo of Jared, Izzy and Jared's mother, woman in forties with a tan skin, black eyes, short black hair that's styled as a bob and wearing a white blouse under a tan cardigan, black pencil skirt and black sandals, appeared on the screen. The photo was showing them, sitting at the table and eating dinner together, Jared was saying something while his mother has been looking really closely at Izzy, who played with her fork.
The next photo showed Jared's mom pointing at Izzy with a disappointed and cold look on her face as she said something.
The third photo focused on Jared's slightly angry face as he answered something back.
-And then it was Arguesville!- Josh commented as the last photo appeared on the screen and showed Jared and his mother yelling at each other, uncontrollably while Izzy ate her food and watched the entire scene.
*Clip*
The camera now showed both Izzy and Jared at the interview with Jared standing behind the podium and Izzy standing next to him.
-I would like to end all the cruel gossips that are going around right now!- Jared explained with depressed look on his face.- Even though you might heard some rumors about me and Izzy breaking up, those are totally fake!- Jared yelled at the camera.
-Yeah, as if I would let that monster of a woman stand between me and my Jared-pie.- Izzy said as she placed her hand on Jared's shoulder, making him blush.
-Izzy! Not now!- Jared yelled at his girlfriend and turned back towards the camera.- As I said, even though my mother told me to, I will not break up with Izzy. We're happy together.- Jared said with a small smile as he looked at Izzy.
-Owww...- Izzy replied as she placed her hand on her heart and after a second both of them started making out.
*Clip ends*
The camera then returned to the studio and focused on Josh.
-Jared's right. His mother is one of the worst entitled mothers, you will ever see.- Josh commented as the picture of her stepping in-between Izzy and Jared, appeared on the screen next to Josh.
-Come on, Mrs. Monuel! Give those two a chance! Don't you see that they love each other?- Blaineley asked as she looked at the camera.
-Now, let's check in with another star couple.- Josh said as he looked at the camera.
-Nathan and Sammy, the merger and winner of Total Drama Action!- Blaineley revealed as the picture of Nathan and Sammy making out appeared next to her.
~Alternate Line~
-Nathan and Sammy, the merger and finalist of Total Drama Action!- Blaineley revealed as the picture of Nathan and Sammy making out appeared next to her.
~Alternate Line~
-You just couldn't open a fan scene this year without seeing a picture of Nate and Sammy, or as we call them, Natammy. Sucking face.- Blaineley commented as the various magazines with their faces appeared on the screen.
-Unfortunately with Nate's popularity shooting higher than Sammy's he had to put up with a lot of Nathan's stalkers.- Blaineley explained as three photos appeared on the screen. First showing Nathan giving an autograph on an arm of a brown-skinned woman, wearing lime boots, turquoise pants, yellow top that revealed her belly and a gold medallion around her neck. She had golden earrings and long magenta-dyed hair that reached the end of her back and that were combed into braids.
The next photo showed Sammy's annoyed face and third one showed Nathan giving an autograph on the woman's belly.
-When Nate let his guard down, he was in for a smack down!- Josh commented as the next clip started playing.
*Clip*
The camera now shows Sammy and Nathan standing in the middle of the airport with various bags in their hands. Suddenly a slim guy with wide shoulders, blue eyes, and also wearing blue-framed glasses, and also having medium length orange hair with white bangs covering his right eye. He was wearing black trousers, white shirt with dark blue sweater on top of it. He passed two boys and Nathan's eyes followed him while Sammy gasped at that.
Then the camera focused on Sammy's furious face and the next thing that happened was Sammy hitting Nathan into the head with his suitcase.
A few seconds later the camera shows Nathan lying on the ground, unconscious while Sammy still glared at him angrily.
*Clip ends*
*Clip*
The camera now shows both Nathan and Sammy at the interview. Nathan is looking really guilty while Sammy is looking away with crossed arms.
-Let's all just chill out. I never should've let my eyes wander from my little shmoopy-shmoo.- Nathan said about Sammy while his eyes widened and looked at Nate.
-And I should always trust my cutie-patootie.- Sammy replied with tears forming in his eyes and then both guys started making out.
*Clip ends*
-Cutie-patootie?- Blaineley asked as she raised her eyebrow.
-Shmoopy-shmoo?- Josh asked as he raised his eyebrow.
-Ewwwwww...- Both of them commented in disgust.
-There's no bigger buzzkill than baby talk when it comes to celebs.- Blaineley said as the picture of a baby appeared next to her.
-Are you kidding me? They are still fascinating!- Josh said.- They ate salads.- Josh said as the camera showed the picture of Nathan and Sammy in the restaurant, eating salad, appeared on the screen.
-They tried on socks.- Josh said as the picture of Nathan and Sammy, trying on socks in the shop, appeared on the screen.
-They ironed! I'm excited!- Josh said as the last picture of Nathan and Sammy, showing them ironing and kissing each other in the same time, appeared on the scree.
-Yeah, but in my opinion, they are pretty boring compering to the other couples that have been on this show.- Blaineley commented with a serious look on her face.- Anyway, let's get back to something more interesting! Kirsten's and Cordelia's conflict!- Blaineley announced while the picture of Kirsten and Cordelia glaring at each other, appeared on the screen.
-But, surprisingly at first, they didn't hate each other.- Josh commented.- But everything started when the girls combined their powers and opened an Art Academy!- Josh revealed as the picture of a big white building with a big yellow boot and a violin on the top, appeared on the screen.
*Clip*
The camera showed both Kirsten and Cordelia standing behind the red silk rope and in front of the building from the previous photos.
Various photographers are currently taking photos of the event.
-We are proud to announce that the official academy of dance, instruments and art is open for everyone!- Kirsten announced as Cordelia cut the silk rope with a scissors.
Everyone then started cheering as Cordelia and Kirsten looked happily at each other.
*Clip ends*
*Clip*
The camera now showed Cordelia, in a room, with a various amount of people of every age group.
-The fundamental point in learning how to play an instrument is founding an instrument that you enjoy! The one that is the symbol of your attitude, the muse. If you don't find a connection with your instrument then the music will become ill and false!- Cordelia explained as she pulled out a violin and started playing it while everyone looked at her with amazed looks on their faces.
*Clip ends*
The camera then returned the Celebrity Manhunt's studio.
-Just as we thought that those two would become the best of friends, a conflict occurred.- Josh as the camera showed both Cordelia and Kirsten giving Jeremy a loving look.
-Soon both girls realized what was going on and the love war begun.- Blaineley said as the picture of both Cordelia and Kirsten pulling Jeremy by one of his arms towards them, appeared next to Blaineley.
-Celebrity Manhunt caught up with them between classes.- Josh said as the next clip started playing.
*Clip*
The camera now showed Josh, sitting in front of Kirsten and Cordelia, in one of the classrooms.
-People blame us that we spend more time on arguing that taking care of our academy.- Cordelia commented as she placed her hand on her knee.- But it's not our fault that we have some...difficulties.
-Yeah...no! This is your fault.- Kirsten said as she rolled her eyes.
-My fault?! But you're the one that always causes all these quarrels!- Cordelia replied, looking angry at Kirsten's last remark.
-Me?! How dare you?!- Kirsten yelled when suddenly Jeremy entered the classroom, carrying the box of books.
-Hey, Kirsten! You wanted me to deliver those.- Jeremy said cheerfully as he pointed at the books.
-Oh, right. Thanks Jerry. Could you place them in the corner for now.- Kirsten replied casually to her friend.
-Okay.- Jeremy replied as he placed the box in the corner and left the classroom.
-You should stop using Jeremy like this! He's not our employee.- Cordelia pointed out.
-So I can't even ask him for some favor, once in a while?- Kirsten asked as she raised her eyebrow.
-You are not asking for favors! You are using him because you know he won't say no.- Cordelia stated while Kirsten now looked really angry.
-How dare you accuse me of using my friend?!- Kirsten yelled as she nearly attacked Cordelia this time but got stopped by Josh.
*Time skip*
The camera now showed Kirsten, alone in the classroom with Josh, with an annoyed look on her face.
-How could she accuse me of something like that?! She's only jealous that Jerry is always doing what I ask him for and that he prefers me over her!- Kirsten yelled as she crossed her arms.- He just doesn't realized that yet.
-Wait, what?- Josh asked.
-Jeremy is very secretive about his feelings.- Kirsten revealed.- He lives in his own little world. He don't like to talk about himself but he always listen to me or Cordelia.- Kirsten explained with a little sadness on her face.- Both me and her have feelings for him, okay?!- She suddenly burst out.- But his soooo oblivious that he doesn't notice either of us like that.- Kirsten said as she rolled her eyes.
-But is really a boy going to step in-between your friendship?- Josh asked the girl before him.
-If she continues to treat me like I don't deserve him then yes! This is the end, anyway.- Kirsten commented.
-The end of what?- Josh asked, not understanding the last sentence.
-The end of the academy. We decided to close it down.- Kirsten revealed.
-What?! But why?! Wasn't it yours dream?!- Josh asked.
-It was but as long as we continue to argue like that and as long as she don't realize that Jerry clearly likes me more, then sorry, I can't live with her. Let alone work with her!- Kirsten ended and then stood up and walked out of the room.
*Clip ends*
-And that was the end of their friendship.- Josh commented as the camera returned to the studio.
-Jared turned out to be an amazing host and judge, in some shows.- Blaineley started a new topic as a picture of Jared, in his usual clothes and sitting at the judge chair at the table, appeared next to Blaineley.
-Post Total Drama Action finale, he was invited as a host to many shows such as: "You think you can eat that?", "Dancing with losers: Ultimate Edition", "Survivor", "Redemption Pole" and we can't forget about his judge appearance at the "Canada's Got Talent"!- Blaineley mentioned the shows Jared hosted.
-Needless to say, his career sky-rocketed until he lost it on set of "Canada's Got Talent" and scared the living crap out of a contestant. And Celebrity Manhunt was there to record the whole thing.- Josh explained the situation as the next clip started playing.
*Clip*
The camera Jared, looking obviously angry, and pointing at someone on the stage.
-Get off the f**king stage! I already gave you a motherf**king "no" so what are you still doing there?!- Jared yelled at someone, looking really furious for some reason.
-But.- The voice from the stage said.
-No! Haha! Don't "but" me now! Think for a second! You call that thing a talent?! The performance was so f**king bad that it almost killed me inside! Where did you even learned to play this?! Why are you wasting our time with something that is visibly far from the f**king perfection?!- Jared yelled further at the contestant, looking even more furious this time.
The camera then moved to the stage and showed a male, holding a violin, as he started crying and run away from the stage.
-And don't come back before you learn how to play!- Jared yelled one more sentence, trying to calm himself down.
*Clip ends*
The camera then returned to the studio and showed a surprised faces on both Josh and Blaineley.
-Ooh, not a brilliant career move there, Jared. That guy was in trauma counseling for months!- Josh explained as the picture of the same guy from the stage, lying on the couch, next to the psychologist, appeared on the screen, next to Josh.
-Post-Total Drama Action, Sam and Taylor hit the celebrity reality TV circuit.- Blaineley started a new topic as the picture of both Taylor and Sam appeared next to her.
-You've seen them on shows like "Celebrity Stunt Driving".- Blaineley started listing as the camera showed a picture of a car driving out of the cliff.
-"Doctor for a Day"- Blaineley said as the camera showed the picture of both Sam and Taylor, wearing doctor uniforms and holding scalpels, as they were leaning towards the lying patient.
-"So You Think You Can Eat That?"- Blaineley listed the next show as the camera showed a picture of Jared holding a plate full of living cockroaches while Taylor and Sam looked at them with a terrified looks on their faces.
-And "Extreme Chess: Pillar Edition".- Blaineley continued as the camera showed both Taylor and Sam, standing on the opposite pillars in the sky, as the table with a chess board on top of it, were shown between them.
-We caught up with these... relebrities on the set of "Sharp Things Flying at Your Head".- Blaineley commented as the next clip started playing.
*Clip*
The camera showed both Sam and Taylor running on the treadmills and showed them dodging various objects, including a wheelbarrow and a closed umbrella.
-All of my great skills went to wast on Total Drama Action.- Taylor commented as she dodged a chainsaw flying towards her.- But, now, on this show I can show my real abilities and taste some real adrenaline!- Taylor stated with excitement in her voice as she dodged a tennis racket.- The same with Sam!- Taylor added as she pointed to the other girl and dodged a rocket.
The camera then turned towards Sam as she continued to run and dodged a trash bin.
-Say what you want! I only came here for the money and to avoid my annoying brother!- Sam stated as the camera showed Taylor get hit by a brick and send aback while Sam thrown her hands into the air, cheering.
*Clip ends*
The camera returned then to the studio and showed, once again, Blaineley and Josh.
-Okay, worst career moves, go!- Josh said suddenly as he turned towards Blaineley.
-I'm gonna say...- Blaineley started as she put her hand on her chin.- Taylor trying to make her own reality TV show about her doing all those crazy things.- Blaineley said as the picture of Taylor driving off the cliff on her orange-black motorbike.- Girl, why would you want to threaten your life so much?- Blaineley said to the camera with a really concerned look on her face.
-My vote goes for Sam, actually, trying on some girlish clothes.- Josh said as the picture of Sam, wearing a violet top and the matching skirt, appeared next to Josh.- Girl, that was a really desperate attention-grab.- Josh added after a second.
-Heh, some people will do anything for fame. But it seems like others will do anything to avoid it.- Blaineley said as the next clip started playing.
*Clip*
The camera showed Nova standing in front of various reporters, who were literally pressing microphones into her face.
-Nova, how would you describe your big lost on Total Drama Action? How? How? How?- One of the reporters with a really annoying voice was constantly harassing Nova which caused her to look furious until she grabbed the microphone from the said reporter and thrown it away in fury.
-Shut up! Now get lost before I have to bust some chops!- Nova yelled at the reporter and then she noticed the camera.- What are you looking at?!- She yelled and then punched the camera causing it to broke down.
*Clip ends*
-But if there's one rule we've discovered at Celebrity Manhunt, it's the bigger the freakout, the greater the fame!- Josh stated as he smiled to the camera.
-Soon, a bunch of competing websites sprang up with the wildest, most insane Nova freakout photos.- Blaineley said as the camera displayed one of those sites with various pictures of Nova either breaking something or kicking someone into the crotch.
-We tracked down one webmaster for this live interview. She asked that her identity not be revealed to protect her from angry Nova.- Josh explained.
The camera then showed a brown-skinned woman, wearing lime boots, turquoise pants, yellow top that revealed her belly and a gold medallion around her neck. She also had golden earrings and long magenta-dyed hair that reached the end of her back and that were combed into braids. She was sitting on the table in the dimmed room that barely showed her.
-So, you know everything about everybody from the cast?- Blaineley asked the girl with an interesting look on her face.
-Duh. I'm the one who leaked the story about Sam's love for cute adorable animals.- The woman said with an obviously changed voice.
-Would you call yourself a gossip-crazed Nova fan?- Blaineley asked the next question to the girl.
-It's not just Nova. I have websites for everyone from Total Drama.- The woman replied to the question.
-Wow. I'm in the presence of gossip royalty.- Blaineley said in surprise as she looked really excited right now.
-That's why it's important to keep my identity a total secret.- The woman replied when suddenly the lights in the room were turned on, surprising the girl and soon the camera showed Izzy entering the room.
-There you are, silly beans!- Izzy said as she waved to the girl.
-So much for my anonymity.- The girl sighed and looked at the floor in disappointment.
-You saw the doctor? I'm so happy it's cleared up.- Izzy said to the girl but then started saying something more interesting.- Anyway Sierra, Nathan just told me about his fear of mascot costumes and how he freaks out always when he sees one.- Izzy revealed Nathan's secret to Sierra, while she was trying to signalize to her to be silent.
-Hold on. All along, Izzy, you've been feeding Sierra the dirt on your Total Drama castmates?- Blaineley asked the question, looking surprised at the both girls.
-Course not, you're crazy. Hahahahahahahahhaha!- Izzy started laughing but the added.- Okay, yes.- She added as Sierra gasped.
-I needed to pay off the RCMP creeps who are on my tail. Those guys aren't cheap. Also me and Jared are thinking about buying some house for both of us.- Izzy explained the situation to the hosts of Celebrity Manhunt.
-Ooh, your friends are not going to be happy about that on the red carpet!- Blaineley stated.- Speaking of which Izzy, shouldn't you be on your way to the Gemmie Awards?- Blaineley asked the former TDI and TDA contestant.
-I am! Yayyyyyy!- Izzy yelled in excitement as she thrown her hands into the air and exited the room where Sierra was still sitting.
The camera then showed various limousines driving on the road.
-The limos are coming! Ohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh!- Josh yelled as he placed his hands on his head in fright.
-Limos!- Both Blaineley and Josh, now yelled in excitement as they stood up from their seats.
*Red Carpet*
The camera showed the red carpet, at night, where limousines were parking just before the carpet while the crowds were standing on either side of the carpet, behind railings, where they were cheering wildly.
-Who's up for a celebrity grudge fest?- Blaineley asked as the camera changed again showing her and Josh waiting in the interview room.- Join Josh, me, and hardcore fan Sierra on the crimson carpet.- She said as she pulled Sierra to her.
-Really?! I get to be Celebrity Manhunt's red carpet interview diva?- She asked in excitement and gasped and after a second she started hugging Blaineley.- That's so cool! Taxi!- She yelled as she run off-screen.
-Wait, where's Izzy?- Josh asked as he raised his eyebrow.
The camera then showed Izzy, who was already standing on the red carpet, laughing.
-Okay. Here I am on the red carpet. It's so red, wow!- Izzy said as she turned towards the camera and then pointed at the carpet.- Why are the red anyway? Shouldn't it be like, black or something?- She asked as she placed a hand on her chin.- Or purple, that would be really great!- She said as the camera returned to Josh and Blaineley.
-Uh, thanks, Izzy. We'll be right back, hopefully with some cat fights, after these messages!- Josh said as the screen went black.
*After the break*
-Welcome back to Celebrity Manhunt's Total Drama Red Carpet Reunion Special!- Blaineley, once again, greeted from the Celebrity Manhunt's studio.
-This is it, people! Months of Total Drama cast in-fighting, back-stabbing and breakups are about to pay off right here as our reality stars strut there stuff on the Gemmie Awards red carpet.- Josh explained as the camera showed the red carpet, at night, where limousines were parking just before the carpet while the crowds were standing on either side of the carpet, behind railings, where they were cheering wildly with Sierra standing on the carpet.
-Thanks, Josh. Sierra here. I've got the carpet totally covered.- Sierra replied as the camera focused on her.- OMG! It's our semi-finalist of Total Drama Action, Nova!- Sierra yelled in excitement as the camera showed Nova, wearing a long red silk dress and matching high heels and also wearing golden earrings and necklace, as she walked out of the limousine and in the same second someone, from the people behind the railings, thrown a soccer ball at Nova causing her to fall unconscious.
-You suck!- The same person yelled from the audience.
-Ooh! Looks like we have some Nova fans in the audience today.- Sierra commented as she chuckled.
-No surprise about that.- Blaineley commented.- After her crazy freakouts there were lots of her fans everywhere.- She added with a smirk on her face.- Let's see how she react when Marshal will appear.
-And here's reality's most famous siblings, Sam and Sammy!- Sierra yelled in excitement as she run towards both twins who were now wearing matching black suits, making it almost impossible to say who is who.
-Wait? Is this Celebrity Manhunt?! Oh, I love this show! Hi Josh! Hi Blaineley!- Sammy yelled in excitement as he waved to the camera while Sam, who was standing next to him was rolling her eyes.
-You both look pretty cool in the matching outfits!- Sierra stated with excitement.- Why don't you tell our ten million viewers about your outfits?- Sierra asked the question to them and just when Sammy wanted to answer, Sam interrupted.
-They're just normal suits. God! Let's just go Sammy.- Sam said as she rolled her eyes and dragged Sammy away.
-Looks like Sam is not in humor to answer questions today.- Sierra commented as the camera now showed Brooke and Taylor arriving together at the red carpet in the bus. Taylor was right now wearing a long orange dress while Brooke was wearing a ruby red dress.
-It's good that I've won that bus in the "Celebrity Stunt Driving", right Brooke?- Taylor asked her friend as she closed the bus.
-Yeah.- Brooke replied while Sierra run towards them.
-Ugh, Brooke.- Sierra started, looking really hostile at Brooke.- Can you tell us where is your "girlfriend" Valerie? Everyone thought you would be here with her.- Sierra asked the question and continued sending Brooke a really hostile glare.
-Unfortunately Valerie couldn't come.- Brooke replied with a sigh.- Her younger brothers, Alejandro and Armando, got grounded for their latest prank and she was forced to look after them.- Brooke explained everything.
-So that's why Brooke asked me if I could help her out and drive her here.- Taylor added as she placed her hand on Brooke's shoulder.
-Ahem. We're here for the gossip.- Blaineley said from the studio to Sierra.
-Oh, right.- Sierra said as Blaineley reminded her about it.- So, Brooke, how does is it felt to be left alone by everyone and don't having a single person who could trust you?- Sierra asked the question with a smirk on her face while Brooke slapped her on the face.
-How many times do I have to tell you all?!- Brooke yelled at the girl.- I don't wanna talk about this topics! Now leave me alone!- Brooke yelled while she and Taylor passed Sierra and left her alone.
-Ugh! Is that Drama Machine working yet?- Blaineley said, looking and sounding really annoyed by the situation, as the camera returned to the Celebrity Manhunt's studio.
The camera moved then to the broken robot, showing the elderly repairman sitting next to it drinking a cup of coffee. He glared back at the hosts and burped.
-Andrew and Jeremy had arrived.- Josh announced as the camera showed him and also a picture of Andrew and Jeremy, coming out of their limousines onto the red carpet. Andrew was wearing a white tuxedo, white pants and black shoes while Jeremy was wearing a green tuxedo with a red tie and also matching boots and a long jacket.
-Time for some drama.- Josh commented as he rubbed his hands on themselves.
The camera then returned to the red carpet and showed both guys looking away from each other with crossed arms.
-Andrew! Jeremy!- Sierra yelled as she run towards them and stood in-between them.
-Hi.- Jeremy simply said.
-It's a pleasure to meet you.- Andrew replied to Sierra, turned towards her and kissed her arm which caused Sierra to blush a little while Jeremy started doing puking noises.
-Very mature.- Andrew said sarcastically to his rival.
-At least I'm not grossing out the entire red carpet.- Jeremy replied coldly and send Andrew and angry glare.
-Guys!- Sierra interrupted them.- First this whole blog war and now this! Don't you think it's finally time to bury the hatchet?- Sierra asked while both boys send her a suspicious glare.
-NO!- Both of them yelled out and left Sierra for herself.
-Uh... oh.- Sierra sighed while the boys left her.- Oh! I think I see Kelly and Doug!- Sierra yelled as the camera focused on Kelly's face, showing blonde hair now put into the braids and more pushed back than in bangs. She was also wearing new earrings with a logo of Unreal Estate Agency.
-Here comes our fashion goddess now!- Sierra commented as the camera moved backwards and revealed Kelly in her usual clothes, yellow top that exposed her belly, short, tight farmer trousers and yellow loafers, while Doug was walking next to her in his black suit.
-Hi everyone!- Kelly yelled to the camera as she pulled out a cigarette and started smoking it.
-Kelly, you're not even dressed up! What happened?- Sierra asked with a really surprised face.
-I didn't wanna get my Christian L'Ebuson outfit wrinkled at the dress rehearsal.- Kelly simply replied while Doug face-palmed himself.
-But, Sis, didn't I said you that the invitation said that today are the Gemmie awards?- Doug asked his sister while she put her hand on her chin.
-So that's why I was feeling like I forgot something important.- Kelly replied with a pretty nervous voice.
-You put a shame on our family once again, Sis.- Doug commented as he passed both girls and went further down the carpet.
-But I put on this earrings!- Kelly pointed out as she pointed at them.- I even changed my hairstyle for f**k's sake!- She yelled as she run towards Doug.
-Remind me to never use her as a fashion consultant.- Blaineley commented with a disappointed look on her face as the camera showed her leaning her head on the desk.- Wait a minute! The rest of the Total Drama gang are arriving on the red carpet!- Blaineley yelled with excitement as the camera showed more limousines arriving at the red carpet and each time one person come out of them.
The camera then focused on Total Drama Action cast featuring people who already arrived: Izzy, Nova, Sam, Sammy, Brooke, Taylor, Andrew, Jeremy, Kelly and Doug. And also the rest, excluding Jared: Cordelia, wearing a sleeveless coral dress with matching flats, and olive green stockings, Kirsten, wearing a yellow long dress with matching heels, Marshal, wearing his black suit and Nathan, wearing an untucked baby pink dress shirt with a white clip on tie, white tight dress pants and black loafers. All of them were also shown waving to the camera.
-I call dibs on the front row seat for me, Cord and Kirsten!- Jeremy suddenly yelled and ran towards the entrance to the theater.
-Oh, no you don't!- Andrew yelled back and ran after him and after a second everyone followed them with only Nova left behind.
-Front row belongs to the real stars like me!- Nova yelled as she ran after them but then she accidentally tripped and fall on Marshal and then caused him to fall on Kirsten and on and on like a domino effect while Sierra was watching everything from the right and soon a very loud sound of falling was heard and the camera showed everyone on the floor, on each other.
-Well, at least nothing too bad happen...- Sammy tried to say but got immediately slapped by Sam.-Ouch!
Then the camera showed everyone groaning as Sierra was standing right next to them.
The camera then returned to the studio and showed Josh laughing at the scene that just unfolded.
-Sierra, another limo has just pulled up!- Blaineley pointed out to Sierra and the camera showed a slim guy with wide shoulders, blue eyes, and also wearing blue-framed glasses, and also having medium length orange hair with white bangs covering his right eye. He was wearing black trousers, white shirt with dark blue sweater on top of it. He was currently talking on the phone with someone and was holding a cup of coffee in his right hand.
-Lactose free, non-fat, half-caff, cocoa sprinkles.- The boy said to the phone as he continued to walk down the red carpet.
-I don't know who this man is but I'm sure he can give us some interesting news!- Sierra said as she run towards the guy.- Excuse me, sir?- Sierra asked but the guy ignored her, being too focused on the phone call.
-And a gluten free muffin. Yeah.- The boy said as he passed Sierra.
-Ugh, it looks like it was only an assistant of some other celebrity.- Sierra commented with a sigh.
-Sierra, you know what would be better than nothing? Something!- Blaineley yelled at Sierra with a really angry tone of her voice.
-Ummmm... Marshal everyone!- Sierra yelled as she pulled Marshal to her.
-Let me guess, the gossip about his death was just a fabrication made by some big company that was trying to sell more of their newspapers in order to gain more money.- Blaineley said without any emotions while Marshal nodded.
-That's pretty much it.- Marshal said with a really deep voice.
-Marshal, what happened to your voice?- Sierra asked one last question.
-I came from the dentist, I had root canal treatment and the effect of the anesthetic still not passed.- Marshal replied and then returned to the others.
-The Gemmies are about to start, and I'm going to follow them inside!- Sierra said then with excitement in her voice as she pointed at herself.
*Entrance to the Theater*
The camera then showed all the ex-competitors approaching the entrance in the order: Nathan, Sammy, Sam, Nova, Brooke, Taylor, Izzy, Andrew, Doug, Kelly, Kirsten, Jeremy, Cordelia, Marshal and Sierra.
The camera then focused on Chef who was standing right next to the entrance.
-Famous people only!- Chef simply said as he gestured his hands in order to make them stop and as soon as he said that everyone gasped.
-Wait. What?- Sam asked as she crossed her arms and send a suspicious glare at Chef.
-And as of about five seconds ago, that excludes you.- He said as he looked at his wristwatch and then pointed at them.
-Who died and made you a security officer?- Kirsten asked, looking visibly annoyed by the turns of events.
-I did!- Chris announced as he walked through the entrance.
-Oh my god! You died?! We're talking to the ghost?!- Kelly yelled, looking really surprised and scared as she stopped smoking for a second.
-Sis, please, stop.- Doug simply said to his sister.
-Where is my assistant?- Chris asked Chef when suddenly a guy from earlier run towards Chris with a coffee and a bag in both his hands.
-I'm here Chris!- The guys said as he gave Chris both the coffee and the bag.
-Great. Is that my muffin?- Chris asked and the guy nodded.
-Chris got himself an assistant?!- Nathan asked, looking really surprised.
-Pardon me, but I don't think we've been acquainted with you.- Cordelia pointed out to the stranger.
-Oh, right!- The guy said.- Where are my manners?!- He said, looking really embarrassed.- Ich bin Thomas WeiĂź und ich bin sein neuer Assistent.- Thomas said with a cheerful smile on his face while everyone just stared at him.
-Oops! Sorry! Sometimes my hobbies sorta slip in.- Thomas said, now even more embarrassed than before.
The camera then shows another limousine arriving at the red carpet.
-Bros!- Chris yelled to them as the camera showed an intern that might've been in both TDI and TDA, Sasquatchanakwa, the psycho killer with the chainsaw and a hook, a grizzly bear and a diminutive parka-wearing Inuit pushing himself along on a sled.
-Come on in, my peeps!- Chris said to them as they passed the Total Drama Action cast and entered the theater.
-Wait! So they are famous but we aren't?!- Jeremy asked, now looking visibly angry himself.
-They're the stars of my new reality show! Total. Drama. Weirdos!- Chris announced while everyone looked at him with disbelief.
-Huh?- Nearly everyone said, not understanding what he meant by that.
-Bunch of mentally unstable people living together in an abandoned village trying not to die and getting backstabby.- Thomas explained the new show to the ex-Total Drama-competitors.
-That should be me!- Nova yelled.- I'm mentally unstable!- Nova said, really wanting to be included.
-At least she admitted to it.- Nathan commented with a smirk on his face while Sammy started laughing.
-These guys are up and coming! Not down and going. I.E. you losers.- Chris replied to the people before him.
-Excuse me.- Said a familiar voice which turned out to be Jared, wearing a dark blue tuxedo, black formal pants, black formal shoes and a blue necktie, as he tried to pass everyone so he could get to the front.
-Jared?!- Everyone gasped in surprise.
-Jared! My guy! How's my awesome co-host doing?- Chris asked Jared, who just stopped next to him.
-Pretty good if I do say so myself.- Jared replied and then waved to everyone.- Hi guys!
-Jared, honey, since when you are Chris's co-host?- Izzy asked her boyfriend as she raised an eyebrow to him.
-I've told you Iz.- Jared said with a really calm voice.- He's that guy that proposed that offer to me which we were talking about last week.- Jared explained while Izzy then nodded.
-Aaaaaaahhhhh, now I understand...Okay I don't.- Izzy admitted after a second.
-That still doesn't explain why you are allowed to enter!- Taylor pointed out.
-Didn't you heard? I'm the host of today's night.- Jared said quite cockily as he send them a smirk.
-What?!- Everyone gasped, not believing him.
-That's true.- Chris replied and then took a sip of his coffee but then immediately spitted it out on Thomas's face.- Ugh! This latte's cold! You're fired!- Chris yelled at Thomas and pushed him towards the ex-competitors where he got caught by Taylor.
-Well guys, I'd say "later", but uh... there isn't gonna be a later. So...- Chris said as he, Jared and Chef went inside the theater and slammed the door before the others faces.
Everyone then gasped and the group was shown from behind, now being the only people left outside the building. The searchlights that were on both sides of the entrance then shut down and crickets started chirping as a tumbleweed rolled down the empty street.
The camera then focused on the cricket until was promptly stomped on by Marshal.
-Why did you killed him, Marsh?!- Sammy gasped while Marshal simply rolled his eyes.
-Hey, guys? We have to find a way inside.- Sierra pointed out to everyone while Izzy stepped forward.
-Leave that to me.- Izzy said as the spy music started to play in the background.
The camera then showed the top of the theater but then moved to the side and showed Izzy jumping onto the arms and then pushing herself onto the air and landing on her legs and on and on until she was finally off-screen.
Then we can see Izzy standing next to the back wall of the theater and looking around for something until she finally notice a cable from searchlights. She grabbed it and soon the camera focuses on the raccoon, rummaging in the trash bin nearby, until Izzy took him for her plan.
The camera then shows Izzy using the raccoon, with now cable around his waist, as a lasso and throwing it towards the ceiling. The camera then follows the flying raccoon until it landed on the street lamp, next to the building.
Izzy is then shown, climbing up the cable towards the top of the building and after she reached the top, she started crawling slowly and looking around in order to be sure that nobody sees her. She stopped before the pair of boots that were standing on top of the ventilation system and Izzy looked at them with fright in her eyes until the camera moved back and revealed that they were just a pair of boots without an owner.
She then started running towards the thick pipe, which was probably lead to the vents. She stopped just before that pipe but instead of jumping into that one, she chose to jump into the much smaller one, to her left, which barely make her fit.
The camera then showed her head coming out of the toilet with a hand on her chin and a pensive face until she flushed herself in the said toilet.
She was then shown popping out of one of the plants inside the theater and coming back into the flowerpot.
Then the camera shows her head coming out of the pink chandelier. She looks around and turns back into the chandelier.
The camera then finally returns to the entrance of the theater were everyone was waiting for Izzy when suddenly the doors opened and Izzy came out with a bag of popcorn in her hands and everyone started cheering for her.
-Izzy! The door!- Sierra quickly yelled to Izzy, who was too busy eating popcorn, but in the same moment the doors closed making everyone groan.
-Awww...- Everyone groaned and put their heads down.
-Izzy, could you do that again?- Thomas asked politely.
-Do what?- Izzy asked the boy, not entirely understanding what he meant.
The camera then focused on the television that was above the entrance. It turned on and started playing a remixed version of Total Drama Action Gilded Chris Ceremony theme until a curtain was raised and showed a stage with a podium, with a diamond on it, in the middle.
-Surely if we win the Best Reality Ensemble then we will be famous again, right?- Brooke asked as she raised her hands nervously to others.
*Time skip*
The camera now shows everyone sitting outside on the red carpet while Izzy and Sierra stood in front.
-Getting a talking car was a real challenge. Thank you.- Said some man from the Gemmie awards while the audience inside cheered for him.
-Aw, he was awesome in that show!- Izzy said.- "Please fasten your seatbelt. Wow!"- She said as she imitated his voice.- Aw, I'm getting goosebumps all over again.
*Time skip*
The camera now shows that everyone is slowly getting bored by watching the Gemmie awards while the monitor displayed Jared standing at the podium with an envelope in his hands.
-Next up, Best Reality Ensemble!- Jared announced with a smile on his face.
-This is it, guys!- Andrew said and everyone started looking at television with the tension and hope in their eyes as the sound of drum rolling started playing as the camera focused on Jared trying to open an envelope but visibly struggling to do so.
-Envelope, please. And the winner is...- Jared said but continued to struggle with an envelope in order to keep building tension.
-Oh, come on! How hard it can be to open an envelope?!- Nova yelled, looking really annoyed.
-Really hard, lemme tell ya, honey.- Marshal commented as he send Nova a wink.
-"Golden Oldies in their Undies"!- Jared then suddenly yelled as the Gilded Chris Ceremony theme started playing in the background.
-Aww... I was rooting for them!- Kelly said with an excitement.
-But that means we lost, Sis.- Doug pointed out to his sister.
-Oh, really?- Kelly asked as she raised her eyebrow.
-Who cares about that stupid award?!- Nova suddenly yelled out of anger as he grabbed the TV.- I'm going to be a professional soccer player. I have a future!- She yelled as she pulled the TV out of the wall and thrown it away in anger.
-I missed her sooooo much.- Marshal commented her actions with a smirk on his face.
-I hate this world! "Oldies in their Undies" was the only show, me and Taylor didn't get into!- Sam yelled, now looking really frustrated.
-Um...guys.- Taylor drawn everyone attention as she pointed at the broken TV.
-And the Gemmie for best reality show host goes to... once again, Chris McLean!- Jared said through the broken television while everyone glared angrily at the TV.
-Are you serious?!- Nathan asked angrily as he put his hands on his waist.
-Wow hey, uh, thanks, again.- Chris chuckled as the TV shown him, standing at the podium and holding a Gemmie Award.
-But uh, I couldn't have done it without a great bunch of people from Total Drama Action.- Chris suddenly revealed which caught the attention of ex-competitors.
-Awwww...- Sammy said, looking really moved by what Chris just said.
-The interns, uh, the caterers, the camera crew, and the real stars of the show... my stylists.- Chris announced with a smirk while everyone glared at him again, knowing that he didn't care about them.
-What about your loyal assistant?! Idiota!- Thomas yelled at the TV and then kicked it away.- I can't believe he fired me! All my plans!- Thomas added as he got really angry.
-Everything okay, dude?- Taylor asked the new guy which caused him to immediately calm down.
-Yeah, everything's good.- Thomas said with a smile.- Prosto ideal'no!- Thomas said sarcastically while Taylor nodded.
-Yeah, you're right. Just perfect!- Taylor replied with a disappointed look on her face while Thomas looked at her, looking surprised that she understood him.
-Tomorrow, I'll introduce the cast of my new reality series, Total. Drama. Weirdos! On the Orpah Show.- Chris announced from the broken TV as it then shut down.
-Wait. So he really wasn't joking?- Brooke asked with a sad expression on her face.- We're nobodies again?!- She asked others, looking really disappointed.
-At least I can sleep all day on the couch again and do nothing except sleeping and eating.- Doug said as he shrugged.
-Maybe shutting down the academy was a bad idea after all?- Kirsten then asked herself, looking really sad.
-But without this show, everyone will see me as a second Justin again!- Andrew complained, looking really annoyed by the thought.
-Yeah. I can't go back to my old life!- Jeremy yelled with fright in his voice.- If I'm not famous, I'm not popular! So... cold...- Jeremy said as he shivered.
The camera showed all of them muttering and slowly walking away when suddenly they got stopped by no one other than Sierra.
-What's the matter with you?!- She asked loudly and gained everyone's attention.- No one deserves to be more famous than you guys! You can't just give up! Do you have any idea how many millions of fans there are out there? I've been watching, blogging, DVR'ing you since the first episode!- She confessed and looked with determination at them.
-Sierra's right! You guys have fan sites about each and every one of you.- Thomas said as he joined Sierra.- We know everything about you and we are rooting for you! We know your eating habits, your hopes, your fears, your dental records!- Thomas said loudly when suddenly Sam interrupted him.
-Stalkerish much.- Sam commented and then rolled her eyes.
-The point is, you can't let us down now!- Sierra yelled, fulled with determination.
-So what do you say guys?- Thomas asked everyone.
-But what do you expect us to do?!- Kirsten now replied with her usual hostile attitude.
-I say beat those weirdos to Orpah Studio, hijack the interview, and voila! You're all famous again.- Sierra said as everyone gather around her and Thomas.
-Yeah, good luck with that.- Sam said as she rolled her eyes.- Last time I checked the Orpah studio was located in New York. How do you expect us to get there in less than 8 hours?- Sam asked looking at Sierra with an annoyed glare while Izzy gasped as soon as she said that.
-I think I know of a way! But it's not going to be easy.- Izzy announced as she put her hand on her chin and started thinking.
-Well, something is always considered better than nothing.- Cordelia commented as everyone nodded and turned towards Izzy.
-Nathan, I need you to gather up assorted lengths of lumber.- Izzy said to the floater while he just raised his eyebrow.
-What?- He asked, not entirely understanding why would he need to do that.
-Sammy, can you track down a medium-sized boat motor?- Izzy asked as she gave the task to him.
-Can't I just buy one? I'm a millionaire after all.- Sammy pointed out to Izzy.
~Alternate Line~
-Can't Marshal just buy one? He is a millionaire after all.- Sammy pointed out to Izzy.
~Alternate Line~
-Marshal, I'm counting on you for three gallons of diesel fuel.- Izzy said to Marshal as she placed a hand on his shoulder.
-Sure, I will phone my hamsters to deliver us them.- Marshal replied sarcastically with an annoyed look on his face.
-Perfect!- Izzy replied Marshal with enthusiasm.- The real trick is going to be getting access to a car manufacturing plant. Okay, we can do it, guys! We can do it!- Izzy yelled with determination as she thrown her arms into the air when suddenly a loud sound of car horn was heard from the street and the camera turned towards there and revealed Taylor and Brooke standing next to the Taylor's orange bus.
-Hey, guys! So are you gonna get on the bus or not?- Taylor yelled to the rest while they started cheering.
-Yes! You're gonna be famous again!- Sierra announced with excitement in her voice as everyone cheered on their way to the bus.
-Right after this break.- Thomas commented to the camera and winked.
*After the break*
All at once a magnifying glass appeared in the middle of the screen, it was having a star in the middle of it and behind that star was a purple background. Then a few black shoe prints appeared on the star.
*Celebrity Manhunt studio*
The camera now focuses on Blaineley and Josh, sitting in the Celebrity Manhunt's studio and shows Josh holding a piece of paper.
-Breaking gossip news, everyone!- Josh announced as he looked at the paper.
-This is Total. Drama. Comeback!- Blaineley announced as the camera showed the letters "T", "D" and "C" appeared at the blue background. Each letter was looking like it had sustained injuries. The "T", for example, had a crutch and the "D" was wrapped in bandages. After the letter "C" appeared on the screen, it struck the letter "D" and caused the letter "T" to be knocked over.
The camera then showed a bird's eye view of a helicopter flying along the road, somewhere in the desert, in the middle of the day.
-They have one dream to claw their back to fame, no matter what it takes!- Chris's voice suddenly started narrating the entire situation as the Taylor's bus appeared on the screen, right under the helicopter.
-Cheating, shameless self-promotion, sabotage. I love those kids!- Chris's voice yelled in enthusiasm.
-You said they were washed up!- Chef replied as the camera showed the inside of the helicopter, which Chef was piloting while Chris was sitting on the passenger seat.
-That was before they sent off on an unforgettable comeback adventure.- Chris replied as tears started forming in his eyes and he started sniffing.
-We have a feed from inside Taylor's bus.- Blaineley suddenly stated as the camera once again showed Celebrity Manhunt's studio.
*Inside Taylor's bus*
The camera now shows the inside of Taylor's but and focuses on Sierra, who is currently sitting on the seat next to a sleeping and snoring Sam.
-I told you these people were gossip-worthy.- Sierra whispered to the camera she installed in the bus.
The camera then started moving to the left, showing other people resting on the seats. Behind Sierra and Sam, Nathan and Sammy was sleeping and hugging each other together, behind them Andrew and Doug were sleeping with Doug also leaning his face on the seat in front of him, and behind them were Cordelia, who was also resting right now, and Jeremy, who was looking through the window.
The camera then moved to the front of the bus and showed Nova, aggressively driving the bus.
-Why doesn't this piece of crap go any faster?!- Nova yelled with the mix of angriness and annoyance in her voice.
-Um, maybe you should let Taylor drive.- Brooke suggested from behind Nova.- You know, since its her bus and all.
-Not helping, Brooke.- Nova replied while the camera showed the entire front of the bus, showing Nova driving the bus, Marshal leaning himself on the windshield, Brooke standing behind Nova, Kirsten sitting on the floor and Izzy sitting on the seat behind Brooke.
-Chill Nova. She's just sticking up for her girlfriend.- Marshal commented sarcastically.- Oh, wait. I forgot that you already have a girlfriend. What was her name again? Wendy?- Marshal teased Brooke while she send him an angry glare.
-Guys, could you stop arguing? Quarrels won't solve our problems, you know.- Andrew commented as he woke up due to the constant arguing of the people at front.
The camera then turned towards the middle of the bus where Kelly, Taylor and Thomas were playing cards right now.
-Andrew's right.- Taylor stated.- And anyway, what gives you the right to make fun of my friend's girlfriend?! Huh?!- Taylor yelled at Marshal, quite aggressively herself.
-Calm down, Taylor.- Thomas said to her trying to calm her down.- You said it yourself, right? We need to stay positive!- Thomas reminded her and she calmed down.
-You're right.- Taylor replied and then looked at her cards.- Do you have any five's?- She asked while Thomas shook his head.
-Wait. Where is Kelly?- Thomas asked as he noticed the disappearance of the girl.
The camera then moved to the right and showed Kelly closing an overhead compartment above the seats.
-Where am I?- Kelly asked as she heard the Thomas's question.
-Kelly, what are doing with that compartment?- Andrew asked her while Doug woke up suddenly.
-Are we there yet?- Doug asked while Andrew shook his head
-Oh, I'm doing nothing.- Kelly said nervously when suddenly the compartment above her opened and various pills and bags with cigarettes started pouring out of the compartment.
-F**k.- Kelly commented the scene.
-Kelly, are those drugs?!- Andrew asked surprised while Doug looked at his sister angrily.
-Sis, why did you brought these drugs to the bus? Did you forgot what that juvie officer told you? You've brought a shame on our family once again.- Doug said as he crossed his arms in disappointment.
-Can't you just shut up Doug!- Kelly yelled at her brother.- Look at yourself! The only thing that you're doing all day is sleeping and eating!- Kelly yelled at her brother when suddenly Kirsten interrupted them.
-Hey guys!- Kirsten yelled as the camera showed her sticking her head out of an open window.- I see those weirdos bus, up ahead!- She yelled as she pointed at the black-purple bus that was driving in front of them.
The camera then showed that the weirdos bus is, in fact, driven by Jared, who was casually driving and whistling.
The camera then returned to the Taylor's bus.
-Finally!- Jeremy sighed in victory.
-But what are we going to do in order to stop them?- Cordelia asked with a nervous face.
-Let's get closer!- Nathan yelled as he run towards the front of the bus and pointed at the bus in front of them.
-And then what, genius?- Nova said as she raised her eyebrow in annoyance.
-I saw that trick in one of the movies! Trust me!- Nathan stated and Nova nodded.
-Show them who's the boss, Nate!- Sammy yelled from the back to encourage his boyfriend.
The camera then showed a really intense look on Nova's face as she started pushing the gas, even more aggressively than before and the camera showed Taylor's bus gaining speed on the weirdos bus as they rammed into them, causing Jared to jump in his driver seat from surprise, and then Nova overtook the bus that was previously in front of them.
-Now we need some kind of a catapult!- Nathan stated while Marshal interrupted him.
-Catapult, you say.- Marshal said as he placed his hand on his chin.- Then the best solution would be a woman's bra.- Marshal commented and received angry, disgusted and annoyed looks from each girl in the bus.
-Okay, fess up girls. Which one of you has the biggest bra?- Thomas asked, trying not to sound rude in the process when suddenly Brooke sighed.
-Okay, just don't look you perverts!- Brooke replied as the camera showed Sammy covering his eyes as the sounds of removing clothing.
The camera then returned to the front and showed Brooke, giving Nathan an enormous magenta bra.
-Just don't comment anything.- Brooke said with a face of defeat.
The camera then showed Kirsten kicking the back doors of the bus and making them open while Nathan started stretching the bra by moving backwards.
-Now, we only need some ammo!- Nathan stated as he stopped stretching the bra just before the driver's seat.
Everyone then looked immediately at Kelly's pills which were still lying on the floor.
-What?- Kelly asked, oblivious to everyone's idea.
The camera then showed Jeremy picking as much Kelly's pills as he could and he start running towards the front of the bus.
-Well f**k me gently with a chainsaw if it isn't Jeremy who is saving the day again!- Jeremy said in the third person and in the same moment he tripped and all the pills landed perfectly inside the bra.
-Oh, yeah! Fire in the hole!- Nathan yelled as he let go of the bra. It then fired like a slingshot and Kirsten, who opened the back door, quickly ducked as the pills passed her and landed on the windshield of the weirdos bus, making Jared look angry.
-Whoa-ho-ho!- Chris yelled from the helicopter.- It looks like our Total Drama Action heroes are launching medical cannonballs!- He commented as the camera returned to the Celebrity Manhunt's studio
-Chris, in your entire career, have you ever seen anything so underhanded?- Blaineley asked the host, looking surprised as well.
-Nothing as depraved as this, Blaineley. Nothing as depraved as this.- Chris said as he wiped away the tears from his eyes.
The camera then returned to the Nathan stretching the bra filled with another pack of pills.
-Eat pills and you'll grow stronger!- Nathan yelled with enthusiasm.
-Fire!-Kirsten yelled as she pointed at the bus behind them and Nathan let go of the bra again, sending another pack of pills towards them.
The camera showed them hitting the Weirdos windshield again but this time the windshield wipers were turned on and after they cleaned the windshield, it revealed annoyed-looking Jared.
-Why are you doing this?! We're friends!- Jared yelled, from the another bus, angrily.
-Ha! In your face, you traitor!- Sam yelled at Jared as she approached the back doors.
The camera then moved to the left and showed the Sasquatchanakwa leaned out of the Weirdos bus, roared and shook their angry fist when suddenly a bunch o pills landed on its face and caused it to blinked in surprise.
The camera then moved back to the front of the Taylor's bus were Marshal was now standing right next to Nova.
-Okay, now you just need to hurry up so we can lose them!- Marshal said to his ex-girlfriend.
-Thanks for a tip, captain obvious!- Nova yelled back at Marshal.
-Forget it! Just let me drive this bus!- Marshal yelled at Nova as he tried to hold onto the steering wheel but got immediately pushed back by Nova.
-Back off! Just let me drive in peace and get lost!- Nova yelled angrily at Marshal.
-Why don't you shut up for a second and listen to someone else?!- Marshal pointed out to Nova as he approached her even closer.
-And why don't you start acting like a mature adult and don't cry like a baby because I'm not letting you drive?!- Nova pointed out to Marshal as she turned towards his face.
-You're crazy!- Marshal yelled.
-And you're a monster!- Nova yelled when suddenly they looked each other in the eyes deeply and after the second they started kissing each other.
-I think that the weirdos are way behind us.- Andrew stated as he looked back.- Good job, Nova!- Andrew complemented the girl and everyone started cheering.
-Now we only need to reach the Orpah studio.- Thomas pointed out and high-fived with Taylor.
The camera then moved towards the back of the bus where Kirsten and Sam were currently standing together when suddenly the bus started shaking and Sam fallen onto Kirsten, much to her annoyance.
-Why is the road so bumpy all of a sudden?!- Sam asked as the camera showed Nova and Marshal kissing each other at the driver's seat causing the steering wheel to move freely.
The camera then showed a bird's eye view once again and showed a helicopter following Taylor's bus which now turned right and started heading towards the cliff.
-Where did Nova learn to drive?- Chris commented the whole situation as the bus was getting closer to the end of the cliff with each second.
The camera then showed Sammy opening the window and sticking his head out.
-Nova, look out!- Sammy yelled with a terrified face as he pointed at the cliff.
The camera then returned to the pair, making out in the driver's seat, when Nova realized that nobody is driving. She immediately broke the kiss, gasped, pushed Marshal away and grabbed the steering wheel and started making the bus, braking sharply.
*Celebrity Manhunt's Studio*
The camera then showed both Blaineley and Josh, eye-widened, watching the scene that was just unfolding and both of them were eating popcorn.
*Taylor's bus*
The camera then showed both Marshal and Nova desperately trying to stop the bus.
-I can't steer!- Nova yelled in fear.
-What I told ya about letting Taylor drive!- Brooke's annoyed voice yelled suddenly from the back of the bus.
-Hit the breaks!- Marshal said to Nova.
-Do you think I'm that stupid that I didn't thought about that!- Nova yelled back to Marshal as the camera showed her repeatedly pressing the breaks with her feet.
The camera then showed everyone gathered around the windshield as the camera showed the bus from the front. Everyone then started yelling from fear and Nova even hugged Marshal from fear, much to his surprise.
The camera then moved to the insides of the helicopter and showed both Chef and Chris looking below them when suddenly Chris pulled out three stacks of papers.
-Total Drama Inc. waives all legal responsibility for the sudden and gruesome demise of our cast.- Chris casually said while Chef smiled.
-Told you those would come in handy.- Chef added as he smirked towards Chris and then laughed.
The camera showed then the bus driving off the cliff as the screams of everyone echoed throughout of the desert.
-Oh, now I remember that talk I had with Jared last week.- Izzy commented suddenly.- He really mentioned getting a new job from Chris.- She added with crossed arms as the camera now showed the bus falling down the canyon, windshield on the bottom.
The camera then focused on the gopher that was currently sitting in its den, on the bottom of the canyon. It looked up, jumped from the fear into its den and pulled out a small umbrella in work as a shield as everyone's scream still echoed everywhere.
The camera then showed the bus falling further towards the ground when suddenly it stopped right above the gopher. The gopher then wiped the sweat from its forehead with a relief but got immediately captured by an eagle.
-I think I'm gonna puke.- Sammy suddenly said, with a green face, as he was lying now on Doug's back and with other people scattered around.
-Don't you dare puke on me?!- Kirsten yelled at the boy as she placed her hand on his mouth.
-I hope that Brooke doesn't need her bra back.- Taylor commented as she pointed at the back of the bus as the camera now showed that the only thing that was protecting the bus from falling was indeed Brooke's magenta bra that got stucked stretched because of the cliff and that was holding the entire bus.
Unfortunately for everyone, the bra then acted as a bungee and send he entire but, high into the air, even higher than the clouds.
-Whooo! Yeah!- Izzy yelled in excitement as she started swimming through the air as a bus now had zero gravity.
-Being weightless is awesome! Ha ha.- Doug commented with a smile on his face.
-That's the power of drugs, bro.- Kelly said as she was shown flying through the bus, already smoking another cigarette.
The camera then showed Taylor floating through the bus when suddenly a sound of puking could be heard from the right and the pool of puke started floating towards Taylor.
-Ewww... What is that?!- Taylor asked as she tried to dodge the pool.
The camera then moved to the right and showed Sammy being calmed down by Nathan.
-Sorry, I couldn't hold it any longer.- Sammy replied with an embarrassed look on his face.
In the same moment the bus started falling down again, making everyone scream, but once again it stopped at the same point.
-Cut the bra! Quick!- Cordelia yelled, being stucked under Sam's and Doug's butts.
The camera then showed Andrew coming out of the back doors, pulling out a butterfly knife from his pocket and cutting the bra's wires causing the bus to finally fall into the ground and then fall upside down.
The camera then showed the inside of the bus with everyone lying on the "ceiling" of the bus. The camera the focused on Doug touching his whole body and making sure nothing happened to him.
-I'm alive?! Thanks god!- Doug yelled as he stood up and revealed that he was lying on Cordelia, who now got a terrified look on her face.
The camera then returned to the helicopter and showed both Chris and Chef being quite surprised.
-Hm. Would you look at that. They're not dead.- Chef stated with a smile on his face.
-Yeah, but they're probably all banged up, you know? The kind you never really heal from? Maybe I should call for help.- Chris said as he placed his hand on his chin and looked at Chef but after a few seconds both hosts started laughing as the helicopter flown away and the camera moved downwards towards the remains of the bus.
The camera shows everyone getting inside, for example Jeremy sticking out both his hands, one for Cordelia and one for Kirsten. Both girls took his hand and then looked at each other with a jealous looks on both their faces.
-So... what now?- Sammy asked as he started rubbing his shoulder nervously.
-I think we should go and find some help.- Nathan suggested.
-Do you remember where we are?- Marshal asked the other boy.- We're in the middle of the desert! Were would you found help around here?!- Marshal asked as he rolled his eyes from annoyance.
-Calm down, everyone.- Cordelia said calmly.- In situations like these we need to remember that teamwork is a foundation of everything.- Cordelia explained while nearly everyone nodded.
-Then I propose a little mission to find help!- Andrew said as he took a step forward.- Who's with me?
-I'll go!- Nathan replied with excitement.
-Count me in.- Thomas said with a smirk on his face.
-Me and Brooke don't fear anything! Right Brooke?!- Taylor said to her friend while she nodded.
-If Nate's going then I'm also!- Sammy said bravely.- Sam! What about you?!- Sammy asked his sister.
The camera then turned left and showed Sam, lying on the violet blanket, still in her pants and bra.
-Yeah...no! I would rather catch some rest than being chased by some radioactive monster in the middle of the desert.- Sam said as she placed a sunglasses, she received last season as a present from Andrew, on her face.
-Well, I can't force you to do everything with me.- Sammy commented while Sam groaned a little at that comment.
Suddenly, when the rescue group was about to go, Izzy jumped in front of them and stopped them.
-WAIT!- Izzy yelled at them while they looked at her with surprised faces.- Don't go! Some times ago I was traveling through different universes, like totally!- Izzy confessed while other gave her really concerned looks.- Yeah, totally true...Anyway I was trapped in exact same situation with my friends from Total Drama Island!- She revealed while other were looking quite skeptically at her.
-Exactly the same?- Sammy asked, looking quite surprised.
-Exactly!- Izzy replied in her usual excitement.
-In another universe?- Brooke asked, while taking some notes in the new notebook with a "BS+VR" written on it.
-You better believe it!- Izzy then said as she imitated some voice nearly nobody knew except for Jeremy who started laughing for some reason.
-So what were you wanna warn us about?- Taylor asked her.
-Oh, yeah! The point is that they went all the way back to the Celebrity Manhunt's studio and because of it they missed out on the season!- Izzy stated with a big concern on her face.
-Izzy, if it makes you happy then we will come back as soon as possible if we don't find any help.- Andrew suggested the idea to Izzy.- How about it?
-Sounds good.- Izzy replied.- But just to be sure, I'm gonna go with you!- Izzy added while everyone from the rescue group groaned.
-Yayyyyy! Adventure!- Izzy yelled with excitement as she and the others members of the rescue team went after her.
The camera then went upwards towards the sky and focused on the shining sun. It then changed into the moon on the deep blue sky, covered in sky and then changed again into the sun on the bright blue sky to signalize a time skip.
The camera then focused on Sam, still lying on the blanket, with various people sleeping around. Then suddenly Sam woke up and stretched her arms into the air and yawned.
-Is Sammy back?- Sam asked as she looked around but then sighed.- I hope he and others didn't get into some troubles.- Sam said as she placed her hand on her chin, from the nerves.
*Somewhere is the desert*
The camera currently showed a white two-story building that was standing in the middle of the desert around any signs of civilization or any nearby buildings.
-Hello?! Is someone here?!- Nathan's voice echoed throughout the place as the camera now showed the inside of the house and focused on the main doors, which were surrounded by various stickers that were symbolizing a radioactive danger.
The camera then showed the door opening with Nathan and Taylor on the other side of that door.
-Yo, dummies?! Why didn't you open?! Didn't you hear us?!-Taylor yelled aggressively as the camera moved back and revealed two yellow dummies with nuclear signs on them.
-I don't want to be rude but...those are real dummies.- Thomas pointed out as he stood next to Nate and Taylor.
-And look at all those radio signs!- Izzy suddenly yelled in excitement as she pointed at the nuclear signs, inside the house.- Too bad that I don't see any radio. We could catch up on news.- Izzy said with a slight disappointment on her face.
-Wait a second!- Nathan interrupted everyone as he realized something.- Isolated location. Dummies. Nuclear testing signs. Horrible mutants!- Nathan listed down and at the last thing, the camera showed a pair of mutant humans. On the left was a masculine with green skin, five nipples, three eyes, and a potbelly. On his right was a fatter and more feminine one with slimy-looking yellow skin, beady eyes, and a single nostril in her nose.
-Hi!- The green mutants said as he waved to them.
-Dude! We got to get out of here!- Nathan yelled as he hold his head and a second later the camera showed the entire rescue group running away, as fast as they could, from the house.
The camera then moved back, showing various signs with a bombs on it and as soon as the rescue group disappeared from the screen, a bomb has fallen on the house and exploded into a mushroom cloud.
*Back at the bus*
The camera now showed, everyone left at the bus, sleeping on the ground. On the right Sam was sleeping on her blanket, next to her on the ground was Sierra. Behind them, leaning on the bus, was sleeping Marshal and Nova, who placed her head on Marshal's lap. More to the right were sleeping Cordelia and Kirsten with Jeremy between the girls. And finally, furthest to the left, was sleeping Doug who got suddenly woken up by a smoke.
The camera then showed him sniffing the air as he stood up.
-Wait a second.- Doug said as he followed the smoke and soon after that found Kelly who was, once again, smoking cigarettes next to the canyon wall.
-Oh, good morning, bro.- Kelly greeted her brother, casually.
-Sister! What did that officer told you about smoking?!- Doug once again reminded Kelly while she just rolled her eyes.
-Chill out Doug! It's not like he's in here.- She replied and continued to smoke.
-But Sis! What if something will happen to you because of that?!- Doug said with a really concerned look on his face.- You know. Even though I'm pretty lazy at times and hate doing anything, this doesn't mean that I don't care for you.- Doug explained while Kelly raised her eyebrow.
-Doug, you need to be more trustful, you know that.- Kelly simply replied as she was about to left her brother when suddenly a big, loud sound echoed throughout the place and woken everyone up. As they stood up they noticed a big electromagnet attached to the bottom of the bus.
-It's Chris!- Sierra yelled as the camera now showed a helicopter with a wire sticking out of the bottom.
-They don't call me "best reality show host" for nothin'!- Chris yelled to the people at the ground as he laughed while everyone started cheering.
*Time skip*
The camera now shows everyone, at the place, getting inside the bus with only Jeremy as Sam left.
-Soooooo whatcha doin'?- Jeremy asked as he approached the nervous looking Sam.- Chris is waiting for us, you know that?
-I know, it's just that Sammy and the rest haven't come back yet.- Sam said with terrified look on her face.- What if something happened to him?! I will be the reason why he's gone because I didn't go with him!- Sam said as she placed her hands on her head from the nerves.
-We should hurry! Chris is starting to look impatient.- Jeremy pointed out as he went towards the bus and climbed inside.
Sam then sighed and started approaching the doors of the bus when suddenly a scream interrupted her.
-Wait! Wait for us!- Brooke's voice echoed throughout the place as Sam turned around and saw the rescue group, excluding Izzy for some reason, running towards the bus.
-Are we late?- Andrew asked as he placed his hands on his knees and leaned inn order to catch some air.
-Actually, you're right on time.- Nova pointed out as she was now sticking her head out of the window of the bus.
-Yeah, unfortunately. Here I was hoping that only the nine of us would be rescued.- Kirsten commented from the next window.
-Get in losers! We're going on an adventure!- Jeremy now yelled from the same window, Kirsten was in.
The camera then showed everyone getting inside the bus and then the bus being carried by the helicopter away.
*The abandoned film set*
The camera now showed the entirety of the Total Drama Action set and soon after that it zoomed in on the Craft Services Tent.
*Craft Services Tent*
The camera now showed Chris standing in the middle of the Craft Services Tent, in-between two tables. On the table near the exit, at the left side were sitting: Kelly, Doug and Sam. And on the right side were sitting: Nathan, who was also currently making out with Sammy, Sierra and Andrew. While on the table near the kitchen, at the left side were sitting: Brooke, Taylor, Thomas and Nova while on the right side: Jeremy, Cordelia, Kirsten and Marshal.
The camera then also showed Jared walking around with a tray of pancakes as he placed them on the table, in front of Doug, who immediately ate them with a smile on his face while the people near him send him an annoyed glares.
-I have an announcement.- Chris said as Jared stood next to him.- Now, we all know that nobody does drama like you guys.- Chris said but got interrupted by Nova.
-It's about time, you realized that.- Nova said cockily as she smirked proudly at the host.
-Yeah...- Jeremy said as he ignored Nova.- But what happened to Total Drama Weirdos.
-There never was any Total Drama Weirdos.- Jared pointed out to others.- It was just a trick.
-A trick?- Brooke asked as she raised her eyebrow.
-Well, yeah... But I did come up with everything.- Chris said proudly.- And anywho, I needed to find out if you kids still had it.- He added as he pointed at them.
-But, then, what about Jared?- Sam asked, not entirely understanding his part in all of this.
-A dupe. Just like the rest of you. I needed someone on the inside and the producers promised him that in exchange he could join you guys next time even though he cheated last time!- Chris announced.
-Wait? Next time?!- Taylor asked with excitement on her face.
-A no-holds barred race around the world in a jet! Ha ha!- Chris announced with a smile on his face.
-But what about me?! Or Sierra for that matter?!- Thomas suddenly asked.
-Well, since you guys are already here then I guess you also can compete.- Chris said with a shrug.
-Yeah, but I doubt anyone would want to compete after all those things you did to us.- Kelly pointed out as she continued to smoke her cigarette.
-Don't you wanna be famous again?- Chris asked everyone.
-Pass.- Doug simply said as he continued to eat.
-What about cash?- Chris asked as he pulled out two green bags, full of money and then thrown them away.- A chance to win, oh, one million dollars?- Chris announced as the camera focused on his face and everyone then started cheering and throwing their arms into the air from happiness.
*Celebrity Manhunt studio*
The camera went back then to the Celebrity Manhunt's studio where Blaineley and Josh were watching everything.
-Whoop whoop whoop. Celebrity Manhunt exclusive alert!- Blaineley yelled with excitement in her voice.
-Another season of Total Drama is coming, and I for one, can't wait.- Josh announced with and excited face.
-Well, Drama Machine, what do you think of that?- Blaineley asked as she and Josh turned towards the left where the engineer was standing proudly with his arms crossed while the Drama Machine approached him and after giving a few beeps, it exploded and caused Blaineley and Josh to start laughing.
-Yayyyy!- Izzy's voice suddenly echoed throughout the studio as the camera moved right and showed Izzy entering the studio.- Hi Josh! Hi Blaineley! Oh, is that Jared on the TV? Hi Jared!- Izzy said as she waved to the TV.
-Izzy, looks like you missed the boat. Chris just cast your buds on the next season of Total Drama.- Josh explained to the crazy girl.
-And one of them will walk away with one million dollars!- Blaineley added while Izzy just looked at them.- Anyway, Izzy what happened?- Blaineley asked.
-Oh, I think I might've accidentally get lost during our rescue mission.- Izzy said.- But now that I'm here, we can party! Whoo!- Izzy yelled as she started dancing.
-Well, this is interesting.- Josh commented.
-Anyway thanks for watching Celebrity Manhunt's Total Drama Reunion Special.- Blaineley announced when suddenly Izzy's face appeared in front of the camera.
-Hey! Don't forget about me! Yayayayay!- Izzy yelled as the screen changed to show Blaineley being hold by the Drama Machine with terrified Josh, standing behind them, and a sentence "Please Stand By" and "Technical Difficulties" written below.
*The abandoned film set*
The camera now showed the entirety of the Total Drama Action set and soon after that it zoomed in on the confessional trailer.
*Confessional-Brooke*
-Looks like we're back for another season. It's almost weird if I need to be honest but hey maybe this time I will win something. Also... Hi Valerie! Wish me luck!
*Confessional ends*
*Confessional-Nathan and Sammy*
The camera showed Nathan sitting on the left and Sammy sitting on the right, in the confessional.
-It's great to be back!- Nathan started.
-Yeah. Even though I won last time, I think that I might have some chances for another win!- Sammy said proudly.
~Alternate Line~
-Yeah. Even though I lost last time, I think that this time it will be my season!- Sammy said proudly.
~Alternate Line~
-Nathan and Sammy for the win!- Nathan commented and after a second he and Sammy started making out.
*Confessional ends*
*Confessional-Sierra*
-O.M.G. This is my first confessional ever! I am so excited! I never thought I would be on Total Drama, my favorite show in the world! Talking to all my favorite TV stars is so fab! Now I will finally put to rest all those blog questions, like "How many hamsters does Marshal hide in his clothes?" or "What kind of deodorant does Andrew use?" or "How many times does Kirsten sleep facing west?" And "what song does Jeremy sing in the shower?" Ooh. Ooh! Oh my. That last question will definitely be a six-month analysis. Oh yeah! Ah!
*Confessional ends*
*Confessional-Taylor*
-Last time, I was eliminated third. It was really lame! This time, I will make sure to use all my strengths and make as many friends as possible in order to make it further! Then I will buy myself a new bus! Even bigger and greater and maybe even with some rocket engine! Wooohooo!
*Confessional ends*
*Confessional-Jared*
-I already miss you Izzy!- Jared said with tears in his eyes.- But I swear that I will use this opportunity I received and win for both of us!- Jared confessed and started crying.
*Confessional ends*
*Confessional-Nova*
-You know that saying: "Third time's the charm". This season will be mine for sure!
*Confessional ends*
*Confessional-Andrew*
-Hey, It would be great to visit all those countries with my friends. Maybe we will even visit Chile. That would be great!
*Confessional ends*
*Confessional-Thomas*
-To be honest, I didn't expect to become a competitor in this show. In all honesty, it really ruins all my plans.- Thomas said as he sighed.- But I guess I could use this show for my advantage as well. After all I've got all the time I got.- Thomas commented and chuckled a bit.
*Confessional ends*
*Confessional-Doug*
-Mmhmhmhmhmhm...Pancakes...- Doug said with a full mouth of pancakes as he started pouring a maple sauce into his mouth.
*Confessional ends*
*Confessional-Jeremiah*
-You know what?! I'm done! I'm done, I'm done, I'm done! I'm done with all those losers making fun of me! Everyone treats me like a throwaway joke here! And at home it's 100% worse! People laugh at me and point fingers at me because I was the first boot at Action. Everyone thinks I'm the loser but I will show them! Look out Total Drama. Because a new villain has just joined this show and he will do anything to reach the top.
*Confessional ends*
*Confessional-Cordelia*
-I'm honored by being included for the next season. I just can't possible express how happy I am at this point. Although I must admit that the prospect of winning a million dollars isn't the only motive that I have for my participation in the next season. Jeremy is such a charming man. I just can't endure him being manipulated by that monster, Kirsten! Oh, if he only could notice me.
*Confessional ends*
*Confessional-Sierra*
-I can't wait to find out where we're going first! Twenty-three percent of my bloggers say we're going to Poland. And ten percent say that Chris is lying to us and that he's actually going to film us in an old bomb shelter! Heh, pff. As if. I'm a third generation Chris McLean scholar, okay? I can tell if he's lying to us by his vocal pitch and body language. Only someone who has an extensive knowledge of Total Drama could catch that. BTW, did you know Chris wears thirty-two by thirty-one pants and only buys them at Strutty's Pants and Jewelers? He also has three dogs named Banjo, Todd, and...
*Confessional off*
The camera now showed squat and patched-together black jumbo jet. On the side of it that faced the camera, both near the nose and on the tail fin, was plastered a large logo of Chris McLean in a classic pilot's outfit. A boarding escalator had already been wheeled up to the lone door on the jet's side as Chris started approaching it.
-Sixteen teens, a trip around the world, and a million dollars. What more could you possibly want?- Chris asked as the camera focused on him and in the same time Chef came down the escalator, wearing a female flight attendant's uniform and a curly blonde wig.
-How about music?- Chef asked while Chris placed his hand on his chin.
-Yeah... everybody's doing the musical thing now. Sure. And music!- Chris stated.
-See you next time on Total. Drama...- Chris yelled to the camera while Chef started waving towards it.
The camera then moved to a shot of a flagpole on top of a building as what sounded like a grand piece of show music began to play.
-Musical!- Chris and Chef both sang as they jumped out from either side of the pole while the different place plunged into the air.
-Muusiicaal~!- They sang once more time, this time with Chef holding Chris over his head as the two rode the top of a baggage tug.
-Muuuusiiiicaaaal~~!- They sang together as the camera showed them standing next to the jumbo jet with their arms held high. The camera started zooming back then as the music came to a peak.
The nose of the jet suddenly broke off and fell forward onto the ground with a crash.
-Uhh, maybe not!- Chris commented with a little disappointment in his voice.
The dramatic music briefly resumed as a logo took over the screen. A small black jumbo jet circling a globe-like earth with the title 'TOTAL DRAMA WORLD TOUR' on it.
THIS IS THE END!
But seriously, I can't believe that right now I officially ended TDA. It still feels weird to me since there were some times that I straight up thought that I wouldn't be able to do that but I'm happy that I didn't abandoned this story like most people do. I was determined to end this and one of the reasons why I was so determined are you guys. My lovely readers! I would wanna thank here, for each review, each thought, each idea and each answered review question you left me. You guys are amazing and I am grateful that I could use your characters and that you read my story, which let be honest is pretty much an amateur work.
But the story isn't done yet! Right now I will present to you TOTAL DRAMA WORLD TOUR!
The continuation of this story with two extra characters. Sierra, which I always wanted to include but look out for her because her role in my version will be slightly different than in original. *giggles* ;P
The second character is Thomas, which is my character. Some of you may know him from Total Drama Space Station, fanfiction made by TheGreatGolem. Great fanfiction by the way. I decided to use him because I didn't want to include Alejandro for obvious reasons *cough* Jeremy's confessional *cough* and also because I already built some plots around Thomas. Also quick info: Either Sierra or Jeremy or Thomas won't win Total Drama World Tour since they are my OCs (Jeremy and Thomas) or are canon characters (Sierra).
I literally don't know what else to say. Maybe only that I apologize if your character was a little OOC but you must understand that some characters I didn't write for months now so I might need some time to regain a grip with those ones.
Final Standings of Action:
15th/14th: Jeremiah and Cordelia (Without teams)
13th: Taylor (SG)
12th: Kirsten (SG)
(-): Nova (KG) (Returned)
11th: Doug (KG)
10th: Izzy (SG)
(-): Kelly (KG) (Returned)
9th: Jared (SG)
MERGE
8th: Nathan (SG)
7th: Andrew (KG)
6th: Sam (KG/SG)
5th: Brooke (SG)
4th: Kelly (Again) (KG)
3rd: Nova (Again) (KG)
Runner-up/Alternative Winner: Marshal (KG)
Winner/Alternative Runner-up: Sammy (SG)
People who got into Total Drama World Tour:
Boys: Sammy, Marshal, Andrew, Nathan, Jared, Doug, Jeremiah and Thomas
Girls: Nova, Kelly, Brooke, Sam, Kirsten, Taylor, Cordelia and Sierra
Today I will also post an opening intro for Total Drama World Tour. Look out for that one!
Also the last review question in the entire story:
-How do you liked the chapter? Who in your eyes has the most chances to win TDWT and who in your eyes will be the first boot?
Thanks once again. Musical-Total Drama Nerd is out for today!