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Ok, yes I technically forgot to add the Kiddie Kounter last chapter, but like, Flavia forgot about her husband, so... Anyway, it's been fixed.


12...I Steal the Night Death Arrow And Then I Go to Hades

Then suddenly,I remembered of a thing. Albaster already shut the doors of death so there was no need to do it now. I grond my teeth in rage, teh gods were fuking with my memorys again! What a poetic way to describe dementia. Probaly Apherditi lol. Apherditi: I'm right here! Speaking about Apherdit, I loked at her and knew...I must look for all 12 Olympics Pretty sure there's been more than twelve Olympics. and see if there infected by the Kornos poshion that made them not gods but weaklish muggles.

I thought of the 12 Olympican gods and godesses, they were...Zeus (sorry but if you didnt know this your a moran) Hera, Apollo, Artmeis, Apherditi but she was here so she didnt acutely cont, Hephastits, Ares, Mr D exept he was a fuking perv so I didnt care, Poison, Siris aka "Demeter" also Athena and Hermis and lastly,Hades. *counting on fingers* 11... 12.. 13. I don't know what's sadder. The fact she failed, or the fact she's still technically right. The "Twelve Olympians" are really more of a Baker's Dozen, unless you want to ignore either Hades or Dionysius.

Firstly I knew I must see if Hades was ok Sure there are gods out there who are in way more danger than the ultra powerful Big Three lord of the impenetrable Underworld, but they don't look like Johnny Depp! cause he was acutely my fav god. *sad Artmeis noises* But how would I get to the underworld. Teleport using your goddess powers?...Then I knew...the "river Sticks" would lead me there. Five six, pick up Stix! Quickly I ran to the Rome camp. Are you outside Rome or Camp Jupiter?! Oh my Gods, just pick a place already! Or has the fabric of reality folded in on itself and those two locations have become one. Speaking of Space being Warped and Time being Bendable, I wonder if this whole time, the F.U. has been in the process of being spaghettified by a black hole...

"Your not suppost to be here Flavia" Said Hazel all secretick. Since when? Only Luke was exiled, Flavia just chose to go with him. Besides, she's a goddess, she can do as she pleases. Hey, wait a minute, why didn't Flavia just command Frank accept Luke?! It's 100% within her jurisdiction! Jesus, the one time Flavia has a legitimate excuse for being a demanding little bitch and she can't even do that right!

"I know ok anyways Frank cant stop me" I yelled "But wheres Leo"

Instantly Leo was there. The Flavanauts are basically just Pokemon that exist only to be summoned when their mistress calls. They're all Goff Type. "How can I help" he wondered to me.

"I need the "Night Death Arrow" Ugh. That name will never stop being horrible. I said speaking of this ship that Leo had. Am I the only one who's really surprised Flavia's actually asking him permission like a respectful human being? Still a dumbass for thinking she needs it in the first place.

Leo paled (exept hes still Lateeno ok Im not like a raicest) Fun fact: Sometimes, when people are scared, they change ethnicities. "Frank has it in his temple Frank has his own temple?! Frank, buddy, I love you, but I think your Praetorship might be going to your head! but...the temple is locked with a "key" He explaned kowledgely.

Jason opened his purse Jason?! When were you summoned?! "I have thus "key" here" He showed it to us comprahensively.

"Wtf Jason, how did you get this "key" I demanded. Why oh why do they keep putting "key" in quotations?! Is it not actually a key?! Is it like, a ham sandwich or something?!

"I used teh power of saducion" Jason blusted. *BOWCHICKAWOWWOW* DAAAYUMN, I did not expect this in Moondaughter

"You saduced Frank, I thought u were ponysexal" The proper word is "bestiality", also EW! I worryed "Anyways I thought you loved Futteshy?" I'd take emotionally manipulative Frason slash over whatever the f*** Flutterason is any day.

"I acutely saduced Franks gf" His girlfriend?! WTF, I thought the whole reason he was acting so sane was because he didn't understand true love or whatever! He explaned "Also its not cheating cause I did it for gain,not love. And that makes it a-ok!"

"Omg Frank has a gf" I damanded "What is she" Now, I know what you're thinking; that question was totally rude, also should I be licking the cream out of the oreos or eating them whole. However, because the PJO-verse has multiple sentient species, it makes perfect sense that Flavia would be curious which one Franks girlfriend is. Also lick out the cream first, you barbarians!

"Shes Cloriss teh daughter of Ares" Jason exponded. CLARISSE?! WHAT THE F***?! *sad Chris Rodriguez noises*

I girted my teeth cause, I knew this Cloriss from Camp Half Blood, she was acutely FRANK'S HALF SISTER EW EW EW EW EW! oh GOD, I think I need to lie down for a bit... a bully an also not really very hot. Anyways I took teh key and with my powers of goddish stealth I went to the temple and stole the Night Death Arrow! I jumped onto it and Jason and Hazel and Leo jumped onto it also,aswell. Frank appeared there but we were faster so we flew threw the sky an Frank could only shook his fist importently at us "Hey, come on guys, I'm important too! Please listen to me? Pretty please?" but, we did not stop. Instead we went to...Hades!


Kiddie Kounter: 8

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