My custom Skatoony episodes
Bonus 3 Granny problems
( When Charles's Gran comes to visit again Chudd and Earl must keep her eyes away from today's toon contestants )
( In the green box was a girl called Sandra in the red box was a man with a green mohawk ( Duncan ) In the pink box was a boy called Freddy in the purple box was a toad ( Natterjack ) In the blue box was a boy called Charlie and in the yellow box was a scarecrow with a parsnip for a nose ( Spud )
Announcer: Welcome to Skatoony the show where kids and toons compete for prizes now going to you now is the hosts of the show Chudd Chudders.
( Chudd flew a hang glider into the studio )
Chudd: Hey folks has anyone seen my glasses?
Announcer: And The Earl.
Earl: Yeah.
Chudd: What do you say we meet the contestants Earl?
Earl: Sure thing little buddy on today's show we've got Sandra Duncan Freddy Natterjack Charlie and Spud.
Spud: Oh a quiz show this will be fun for a scarecrow.
Duncan: So much for someone who's head is full of straw.
Chudd: Okay contestants listen up to the rules of the quiz all you gotta do is stay in the game for three rapid fire founds were gonna knock two of you out and the end of round one and drop the second pair of losers at the end of round two that will leave two contestants quizzing out to see who goes through to the Skatoony quiz champ challenge once their they will playing for fame glory and have the chance to become this week's champion and win a prize.
( The audience cheered )
Voice: Hey there Chudd mind if I take a seat in the audience?
Chudd: Oh no its Charles's Grandma.
Charles: Wait her again?
Chudd: Remember the last time she was hear? She got mad at you when she saw T-Bone and she can't stand looking at crazy people.
Natterjack: What kind of crazy people?
Chudd: Things like toad's scarecrows and people with mohawk's
( The audience gasped )
Earl: Oh man those are today's toon contestants better think of a distraction ( beat ) Got it oh no what is that on the ceiling.
Charles's Gran: What up there well it better not be anything rude.
Chudd: Yeah just keep looking up there while we play.
BANG ON OR BOGUS
Chudd: Okay turnip toes I'm going to say a bunch of random stuff some of it is true and some is a load of baloney all you gotta do is decide what I'm saying is bang on true and bogusly false so if you think its true you shout.
Contestants: Bang on.
Chudd: And if you think its false you shout.
Contestants: Bogus.
Chudd: The two lowest scoring players are out at the end of the round and we play until Dudley brings all in the prizes for the prize room.
( Dudley was carrying out boxes one at a time from a truck that was parked outside )
Dudley: This is heavy.
Chudd: Lets begin bang on or bogus all kittens are born with blue eyes.
( BUZZ )
Chudd: Freddy.
Freddy: Bang on?
( DING )
Chudd: Correct Radiohead wrote the song Love is all around.
( BUZZ )
Chudd: Duncan.
Duncan: Bang on.
( FART NOISE )
Chudd: Its bogus Meghan Markle's first name is Rachel.
( BUZZ )
Chudd: Natterjack.
Natterjack: Bang on.
( DING )
Chudd: Right Napoleon was of below average height.
( BUZZ )
Chudd: Sandra.
Sandra: Bogus.
( DING )
Chudd: Right you are Sandra the capital of Libya is Benghazi.
( BUZZ )
Chudd: Spud.
Spud: ( Laughs ) This thing lights up when you press it.
Chudd: Um I need an answer.
Spud: What oh right uh bogus?
( DING )
Chudd: Correct Spud a group of swans is called a bevy.
( BUZZ )
Chudd: Freddy.
Freddy: Bang on.
( DING )
Chudd: Correct Sydney is the capital of Australia.
( BUZZ )
Chudd: Charlie.
Charlie: Bang on.
( FART NOISE )
Chudd: Incorrect its Canberra a heptagon has eight sides.
( BUZZ )
Chudd: Natterjack.
Natterjack: Bogus.
( DING )
Chudd: Correct it has seven Last Christmas by Wham reached number one during the 1984 festive season.
( BUZZ )
Chudd: Duncan.
Duncan: Bang on.
( FART NOISE )
Chudd: Its bogus the knight in Chess is the only piece which can only move diagonally.
( BUZZ )
Chudd: Spud.
Spud: Bogus?
( DING )
Chudd: Correct how are you doing Dudley?
Dudley: Almost there two more to go.
Chudd: Nepal is the only country in the world which does not have a rectangular flag.
( BUZZ )
Chudd: Sandra.
Sandra: Bang on.
( DING )
Chudd: Correct the Penny Black is the name of a valuable old coin.
( BUZZ )
Chudd: Freddy.
Freddy: Bogus.
( DING )
Chudd: Correct.
Dudley: All done Chudd.
Chudd: And that's the end of the round.
Final scores
Sandra 2
Duncan 0
Freddy 3
Natterjack 2
Charlie 0
Spud 2
Charles's Gran: Well whatever was up there must be gone so back to the quiz.
Earl: Don't worry I'll take care of her.
Charles's Gran: Oh hello there nice to see you again Earl.
Chudd: So at the end of that round I can reveal that Duncan and Charlie being our two lowest scoring players you are both outta here hit it Earl.
THANKS FOR PLAYING BUT YOU'RE OUTTA HERE
YOU GAVE IT A GO BUT YOU'RE OUTTA HERE
DON'T HANG AROUND TOWN CAUSE YOU'RE OUTTA HERE
ITS TIME TO GO CAUSE THAT'S THE SHOW AND YOU'RE OUTTA HERE YEAH
( Duncan and Charlie were ejected into the broken electronics superstore )
Duncan: Well its been fun.
Charles: So Chudders any problems?
Chudd: Uh no not at all Charles you're Granny didn't seem to see one blink of the toon contestants.
Charles: Well make sure she doesn't see the other two as well.
Chudd: Okay hey Earl puts this blindfold on Charles Granny for me.
Earl: Okay.
( Earl put the blindfold over Charles's Granny's eyes )
Earl: Okay lady you're challenge is to try and go around the studio while wearing a blindfold.
Charles' Gran: Well if you say so.
Earl: Now Chudd I think the easiest way to get rid of the other crazy contestants is by using this.
( Earl took out a metal helmet )
Chudd: Oh no I know what this means.
Earl: Yep time for.
BLINKING BRAIN BOX
Earl: Okay now listen up Chudd here is going to show one of his big thoughts buzz in when you think what it is he is thinking of the faster you get it the more points you get the two lowest scoring players are out and two highest go into round three and we play until Charles Gran manages to complete her challenge I set up for her.
( Charles's Gran still wearing the blindfold was trying to find her way through the studio )
Charles's Gran: Okay I think its this way he said.
Earl: And go what is Chudd's first big thought?
( BUZZ )
Earl: Sandra.
Sandra: A dog.
( DING )
Earl: Correct three points for you next picture please little buddy.
( BUZZ )
Earl: Natterjack.
Natterjack: A hammer?
( FART NOISE )
Earl: No not a hammer.
( BUZZ )
Earl: Freddy.
Freddy: A turtle.
( DING )
Earl: Two points for Freddy next.
( BUZZ )
Earl: Freddy.
Freddy: A basketball.
Earl: Ha ha well done Freddy you got four points next thought Chudd.
( BUZZ )
Earl: Spud.
Spud: Is it a parsnip?
( FART NOISE )
Earl: No.
( BUZZ )
Earl: Sandra.
Sandra: A carrot.
( DING )
Earl: Two points for Sandra what's knocking around the noggin now?
( BUZZ )
Earl: Natterjack.
Natterjack: Hey a rocket ship.
( DING )
Earl: Two points for Natterjack and I think we are nearly done.
( Charles's Gran had nearly finished her challenge )
Charles's Gran: Okay so um left.
Earl: Next one please.
( BUZZ )
Earl: Spud.
Spud: A tractor?
( FART NOISE )
Earl: No not a tractor.
( BUZZ )
Earl: Freddy.
Freddy: A truck.
( DING )
Earl: Two points for Freddy and I think.
( Charles's Gran had finished her challenge )
Charles's Gran: I did it can I take off this blindfold now?
Earl: In a minute and that's the end of the round.
Final scores
Sandra 5
Freddy 8
Natterjack 2
Spud 0
( Earl removed the helmet off Chudd )
Chudd: Ah that's better now looking at the scores I can reveal that conveniently enough Spud and Natterjack are both outta here take it away Earl.
YOU'RE OUTTA HERE YEAH
( Natterjack and Spud were ejected into the broken electronics superstore )
Spud/Natterjack: ( Screaming )
Earl: You take you're blindfold off now madame.
Charles's Gran: ( Removes her blindfold ) Thank's Earl what was the commotion about?
Earl: Uh nothing.
Charles's Gran: Well whatever it was I think I'm going to stay here overnight.
Charles: Wait what?
Chudd/Earl: Overnight?
Charles's Gran: Yep this place is kind of nice I want sleep here with Charles.
Charles: Me? Chudders you gotta do something I can't stand her snoring.
Chudd: Um I'm sure will think of something after the break well that's it for part one but stick around to see if Freddy or Sandra is going to the final here on.
SKATOONY
( After the break )
Chudd: Welcome back to Skatoony were here in the final where Sandra and Freddy are about to have a showdown to see who goes through to the quiz champ challenge except we've got problems Charles's Gran has decided she is staying over for the night with Charles but me and Earl came up with a plan to get rid of her.
( Chudd winked at Earl )
Chudd: Okay so now we are going to play.
MYSTERY PIE ROULETTE
Chudd: All right beetle buts I'm going to ask some general knowledge questions buzz in and get the question right and you're opponent has to eat one of the pies in front of them but get it wrong and you have to eat a pie the contestant with the highest score goes through to the Skatoony quiz champ challenge the loser does not and we play until Charles's Gran becomes too disgusted she will leave in disgrace.
Charles's Gran: Not what on Earth is going to affect me?
Chudd: I think you know why and were off what season does Australians have Christmas?
( BUZZ )
Chudd: Freddy.
Freddy: Summer.
( DING )
Chudd: Correct take a pie Sandra.
( Sandra ate one of the pies )
Chudd: That one is expired turkey flavoured yuck.
( Sandra looked disgusted )
Chudd: In Hansel and Gretel what was the witch's house made out of?
( BUZZ )
Chudd: Sandra.
Sandra: Candy.
( DING )
Chudd: Correct Freddy you gotta eat a pie.
( Freddy ate one of the pies )
Chudd: That one had dirt in it.
Freddy: ( Exclaims in disgust )
Chudd: Next when was the Nintendo 64 released?
( BUZZ )
Chudd: Sandra.
Sandra: 2000?
( FART NOISE )
Chudd: No it was 1996 take a pie.
( Sandra ate one of the pies )
Chudd: And one is giblets and grease.
Charles's Gran: Ugh this is so gross.
Chudd: It's working which is the largest organ in you're body stomach skin or brain?
( BUZZ )
Chudd: Freddy.
Freddy: Skin.
( DING )
Chudd: Correct eat a pie Sandra.
( Sandra ate one of the pies )
Chudd: And that one cream cheese flavoured.
Sandra: Tastes quite nice actually.
Chudd: Next what sport involves jumping over fences?
( BUZZ )
Chudd: Freddy.
Freddy: Fence jumping?
( FART NOISE )
Chudd: No its hurdles you gotta to eat a pie.
( Freddy ate one of the pies )
Chudd: That has microwave porridge in it.
Charles's Gran: Come on this getting too much.
Chudd: Looks like were nearly out of time in the Three little pigs which animal tried to eat the pigs?
( BUZZ )
Chudd: Freddy.
Freddy: A wolf.
( DING )
Chudd: Correct take another pie Sandra.
( Sandra took one of the pies )
Chudd: That's got worms in it yuck.
Charles's Gran: That's it I can't take this anymore I'm leaving.
( Charles's Gran stormed out of the studio )
Chudd: And that's the end of the round.
Final scores
Sandra 1
Freddy 3
Charles: Phew thanks goodness she's gone thanks Chudders for getting her out of here.
Chudd: Anytime Charles it's a good thing we chose the games ourselves now time to reveal to loser Sandra you played like a pro and almost made it through but I'm sorry to say you're outta here hit it Earl.
YOU'RE OUTTA HERE
( Sandra was ejected into the broken electronics superstore )
Chudd: So now that the Granny problem is taken care of lets play.
THE SKATOONY QUIZ CHAMP CHALLENGE
Chudd: So Freddy you made it to the quiz champ challenge you've got ninety seconds to score ten correct questions so are you ready to do this?
Freddy: Bring it on.
Chudd: Then lets go what is the third letter of the alphabet?
Freddy: C
( DING )
Chudd: Correct what is the name of the Queen of England?
Chudd: Queen Elizabeth the second.
( DING )
Chudd; Right what colour is Thomas the tank engine?
Freddy: Blue.
( DING )
Chudd: Correct what hero is known as the dark knight?
Freddy: Batman.
( DING )
Chudd: Correct what game is Little Mac from?
Freddy: Punch Out.
( DING )
Chudd: Correct when was Star Wars return of the jedi released?
Freddy: 1983.
( DING )
Chudd: Correct stop the clock okay Freddy so far you managed to score six points in the ninety seconds of the quiz champ challenge but Earl is now going to help you out with.
EARL'S HALFWAY DEAL
Earl: All right now Freddy listen up I'm going to offer you two extra points taking you up the eight but I'm going to take away fifteen of you're forty five seconds off you're time that will leave with just thirty seconds to score two points so deal or no deal.
Freddy: Deal.
Chudd: Okay Freddy you've got thirty seconds to score two points and go what country did The Smurfs originated in?
Freddy: Belgium.
( DING )
Chudd: Correct what colour do you get if you mix blue and red?
Freddy: Purple.
( DING )
Chudd: Correct and Freddy with ten points scored in under ninety seconds you are this week's Skatoony champion.
Earl: Yeah.
Freddy: YEAH.
Chudd: Well that's all for now but will be back with another bunch of kids and cartoons competing for prizes here on.
SKATOONY
End of episode