Stewie and Chris sat in the kitchen. It was night, and they were the only ones in the house. Lois was out cheating on Peter with Steve-O, Meg was dead, Peter was also dead and Brian the Dog with Seth Macfarlane's voice was uhhh…

(Steve-O was also in the kitchen with Stewie and Chris, but he was added last minute, so he won't have any lines for a bit.)

"Ahh ha ha ha!" Chris obnoxiously laughed, while watching something on his phone.

Chris (Who is voiced by Seth Green) had been doing this for nearly an hour. Stewie, who just wanted to clean his blaster ray in peace, was getting pissed.

"Dammit, Chris! Why can't you go somewhere else in the house to watch that?!"

Chris stopped laughing and looked annoyed.

"Well sorry, mister genius! The kitchen has the best internet connection in the house, and I need that so I can watch Real Life Lolis with Jeffery Epstein without interruption!"

Stewie narrowed his eyes.

"What the fuck did you just say?"

Chris slammed his fist on the table.

"Don't use that tone with me! Brain the Dog with Seth Macfarlane's voice is a special guest star, and I promised him I'd watch!"

Chris went back to watching the anime, while Stewie continued glaring at him.

"Ahh ha ha haaaa! Brian sure knows how to work those lolis!"

Stewie continued staring at Chris. After some thought, Stewie grabbed his blaster and shot Chris in the head. His brain was vaporized within seconds.

"Good riddance." Stewie said, after a few more moments.

"You never truly know a person… I thought higher of Chris." Steve-O added, sounding a little sad.

"Oh, I'm not done yet. When Brian gets back, he's dead too." Stewie replied while reloading his blaster.

Steve-O smiled, feeling especially proud of his youngest brother.

"You're such a badass bro! You're an even bigger badass than Ice King when he cucked Mordecai!"

CUTAWAY GAG

Mordecai, Rigby, and Steve-O were sitting at a bench near the basketball court. Mordecai was dressed in a nice collared shirt, while, as usual, Rigby and Steve-O were naked.

"I don't know guys, what if Margret turns me down?"

"Ehh, quick being a baby man!" Rigby replied.

"Yeah, the worst thing she can say is no." Steve-O added.

Mordecai looked down for a moment, before taking a deep breath and ripping his shirt off. He puffed his chest out, transforming into Buff Mordecai.

"Alright dudes, I'm ready to get some ass."

Right on cue, Margret was seen walking towards them.

"Alright man, you got this." Rigby encouraged.

Rigby and Steve-O patted Mordecai on the back as he made his way up to Margaret. The two hid in a bush, ready to watch him get into Margaret's bush.

"Hey Margaret babe, how's it going?" Mordecai asked while flexing his muscles.

Margaret's eyes were immediately drawn to his arms.

"W-wow. Have you been working out?" Margret gushed.

"You know it, babe."

Mordecai flexed one of his arms towards her.

"Wanna touch it?"

Margret did not respond but began reaching towards him. Rigby and Steve-O high fived.

"Aww yeah! Our man is about to…"

A sudden chill filled the air.

"Ohh no…" Steve-O added.

Mordecai and Margret began shivering while looking around in confusion.

"What the heck? It's supposed to be 80 all day!" Mordecai complained.

"Yeah, what the heck is going on with-"

Margret suddenly began blushing and stopped shivering. She looked to the sky and was overjoyed to see Ice King descending from the clouds.

"Hey, Margret! I-" As Ice King landed, he noticed Buff Mordecai. "Oh sorry, didn't know you were talking to someone."

Margret pulled her shirt down a little to show off more of her cleavage.

"Ohh hoho! Don't worry, I always have time for you."

Mordecai was a little hurt that she blew him off so quickly.

"Ohh, well I just wanted to tell you that I made those changes to my fanfiction you suggested." Ice King replied, feeling a little bad about butting in.

Margret immediately hugged him, while making sure her crotch was touching his.

"Wow! That really gets me wet! I-I mean, I'd love to come over to your place too, uhh, read it!"

"Ouch…" Rigby commented.

Mordecai reverted back into non-buff Mordecai, as his soul was crushed.

"Ohhh uhh…" Ice King began feeling bad about how awkward he unintentionally made things. "You don't have to if you really don't want to. Mordecai-"

She covers his mouth while putting her other hand down his pants.

"Don't say his name! You'll kill the mood!"

"Double ouch…" Steve-O commented.

Mordecai started crying and ran away. Rigby and Steve-O followed after him. This sight made Ice King's heart sink.

"That was rude of you… Mordecai is-"

"DON'T SAY HIS FUCKING NAME!" Margret demanded while ripping her clothes off and foaming at the mouth.

END OF CUTAWAY GAG

Stewie and Steve-O patiently waited for an hour, till Brian the Dog with Seth Macfarlane's voice walked in.

"Hey, guys! Guess who just became best friends with Jeffery-"

Brian noticed Chris's dead body.

"Oh my non-existent God! Why would you kill him?! His voice actor was a beloved guest on the island! Do you have any idea what this will do to my reputation?!"

Stewie and Steve-O looked at each other for a moment, then Stewie shot Brian right in the head. Just like Chris, his brain was fried in seconds.

"God, why are we the only normal members of the family?" Stewie asked, sounding both annoyed and a little sad.

"I don't know bro…"

The two looked down at Brian's body, not saying another word.