The recap begins by showing the icy tundra. "The Yukon." The long river of ice floes is shown. "Canada's frozen gem." We see Nathan jump onto an ice floe, then Martha jumping across several with ease. "Here our competitors discover the thrill of Ice floe jumping." Kennedy is shown pulling Victory's sled past Amber and Georgia. "The chill of dog sledding." Ed is shown egging Alister on, then Alister is shown punching the pole. "And the skill of taunting someone until they crack.
We see Alister jump backwards out of the plane and he flipped Alejandro off. "In the end Alister gave Alejandro the bird. Not that it fazed him." We see Chef blowing into the animal horn, then a moose, then the polar bear being hit by a rock. "The Yukon! Live the adventure!"
The recap ends in the cockpit. "Will she succeed? Find out on Total! Drama! Woooorrrrlllddd~ Tooouuurrrr~!"
Intro
A stage light pops up in front of the CN tower, we switch to the interior of the plane as another light pops out of the ceiling, outside the plane a camera pops out of the engine startling a raccoon, we see a suitcase pop open and a clap board is used. The camera moves through first class passing a drink cart on the way and causing Chris to jump out of the aisle.
Dear Mom and Dad, I'm doin' fine;
(Chef and Noah are in the cockpit, the cook gives the camera glare as it passes through. The camera moves past several bagages trucks.)
You guys are on my mind!
(The camera moves past the CN tower and dives into the water.)
Ya asked me what I wanted to be,
(Ed is swimming in the water, a smirk on his face..)
And now I think the answer is plain to see!
(Madison stands on a straw roof of a hunt on a woven boat. Ed pops out of the water, scaring her into falling.)
I wanna be...famous!
(Patricia is in the boat rowing while Jeremiah stares at Madison's fall, as crocodiles leap from the water snapping their jaws. The boat moves off screen and we see a crocodile wince on the word be. The camera moves back to the boat revealing it had run into an inflatable raft Leilani is sitting on. She stares calmly as she sinks while they try to pull her in.)
I wanna live close to the sun!
(The camera moves to the statue of liberty, we cut to the top where both Alejandro and Stefans are helping Veronica up.)
Well pack your bags, 'cause I've already won!
(Martha runs past the two, pushing a baby carriage holding Rhys. Helen is nearby and the clown trips over her, sending Rhys flying out of the carriage and into a sign.)
Everythin' to prove,
(Rhys falls off into Nathan's arms, the floater gives him a seductive smirk, and the brunette rolls his eyes)
Nothin' in my way;
I'll get there one day.
(We pan right where Georgia watches the scene in interest, she is scared to find a polar bear is behind her. After she runs off the polar bear removes its head, revealing a laughing Kennedy. The pranker notices a baby seal which attacks her,)
'Cause I wanna be...famous!
(Kennedy begins to run off with a seal attached to her, we zoom in to see Alister and Corbyn surfing a giant wave. It seems to be too much as they are swept up in the surf.)
Na-na nanananaa, nanana-nanaa, na-nananananaa
(Amber and Jeroboam are walking across a new york city crosswalk. They are startled as the jet passes them sending leaves through the air. We switch to a scene of the contestants in a human pyramid atop the jet, wearing parachutes and kicking in beat. On the bottom row are Veronica, Alejandro, Stafans, Kennedy, Martha and Alister. On the first row up are Ed, Corbyn, Rhys, Nathan, and Madison. The middle row holds Georgia, Jeroboam, Amber, and Helen. Second from the top holds Jeremiah and Leilani, while Patrica sits up top.)
I wanna be! I wanna be! I wanna be famous! (Na-na nanananaa, nanana-nanaa, na-nananananaa)
(The plane passes big ben,causing the clock face to pop out. It passes the arc de Triomphe causing a mime to drop his croissant. It flies past a rock balancing on.a stone pillar, knocking it off and causing it to fall in front of the camera kicking up dust)
I wanna be! I wanna be! I wanna be famous! (Na-na nanananaa, nanana-nanaa, na-nananananaa)
(The dust clears to Jeremiah, Patrica and Leilani all smiling at one another, It pans to show Ed glaring, then down to Alister.)
(The lyric end and we see Chef Hatchet glare while Noah looks at him worriedly. He turns the plane, sending all the contestants falling through the air in parachutes. Everyone but Helen lands in front of a sigh with the show's name on it. As the song ends Helen lands face first in the middle of the group)
Intro end
The plane is shown briefly before we are shown first class. Nathan is shown sitting in a seat next to Rhys digging into a bowl of chocolate ice cream. Rhys has a bowl as well but his ice cream is absolutely covered in chocolate sauce. "I'm so glad we won last time." Rhys said between bites.
"Yeah first class is awesome!" Nathan agreed.
Across from the two of them Corbyn is enjoying a massage from a female intern. He sighed. "Thanks my back hurt from carrying the team!" He chuckled.
"We're very grateful Corbyn." Rhys told him.
Ed rolled his eyes from where he sat on a nearby couch. The relative peace was shattered when Madison stomped out of the first class bathroom. "Ed! Why would you ruin a perfectly good hairdryer!" She accused, waving a large gray hair dryer in his direction. It was clearly high end.
"What do ya mean?" Ed asked,
"I mean this!" Madison yelled, showing everyone the dryer up close. The words 'fake fan' were carved into the side.
"What makes ya think I did it?" The con artist asked.
"You're the only one I know who has access to a pocket knife!" She accused.
"If anythin' that proves I didn' do it!" Ed argued back.
"How so!"
"I ain't that dumb!" He told her, getting into her face. Rhys stepped between them. "Woah guys! Can't we talk this out?"
The two glared at each other. Rhys sighed.
/
Meanwhile in economy class. Things were bleak for the two teams. On the left bench sat Team Misfit. On the right Team Victory. We focus on Amber, Georgia, Jeroboam. "Economy class is dreadful after you've been in first class." Georgia sighed.
"I kind of feel like I'm to blame for our loss." Amber admitted.
"Why?" Jeroboam asked.
"I was the one pulling the sled. If I had run faster…" Amber trailed.
"We know you did your best. Don't be so hard on yourself." the girly boy comforted. Amber smiled.
(Confessional)
Georgia: Okay, Amber is getting in the way of my plans. I need to work harder to win Jero over. Or you know vote her off.
/
We focus on Jeremiah, Leilani, and Patricia. The first and last of which are wrapped in blankets after their dip last challenge. "Do you think we'll go somewhere warm?" Jeremiah asked.
"Hopefully. Hypothermia is one of the slowest ways to die. You are very lucky this is all that happened." Leilani deadpanned,
"I don't feel lucky." Jeremiah muttered.
"I'm cold." Patricia muttered.
On the other bench Team Victory seems to be doing alright. "Well we're one member down." Stefans noted.
"Yeah, the worst one. Good riddance." Veronica scoffed.
"Must we speak ill of our fallen comrade?" Stefans asked.
"He was a party pooper!" Martha pouted. "He wouldn't even sing jingle bells with me."
"Admittedly his team work was lacking." Alejandro pointed out.
Stefans sighed. "I concede your point.
(Confessional)
Alejandro. "Truthfully I'm glad he was voted out. He was by far our worst teammate.
Static
Corbyn walked into the area holding several candy bars. "Hey guys I remembered how much being back here sucked so I brought you some snacks." He held out one to Georgia.
"While that is generous of you I must decli-" She cut herself off. "Is that a snuffers bar?"
"Yeah." Corbyn nodded.
"Well I supposed one won't hurt…" The actress decided.
Corbyn passed around the candy bars until he reached Kennedy. The prankster grabbed one and was about to eat it when Veronica gave her a look. "The last thing you need is sugar."
"I don't care." Kennedy shrugged and consumed the chocolate bar quickly.
(Confessional)
Veronica: This whole 'being friends to get votes thing' is harder than you'd think.
Static
/
We briefly see a map showing the jet flying towards an approximation of the U.S. Then we see the contestants, Chris and Noah on a raft in the cargo hold. Chris is the only one wearing a life jacket. "Take a seat, grab a handle, and I'll tell you where we're going." Chris announced. Everyone sat down as requested.
"Nice ride Chris." Nathan complimented him.
"I know right!" Martha exclaimed, clapping her hands.
Rhys frowned. "Why does Chris have a life jacket?"
"Because he values his life more than yours." Noah deadpanned.
"Hey there's thirteen of them and only one valuable me." He smirked. "Hit it chef!"
Chef is shown in the cockpit. He pulled a switch from above. Back in the cargo hold the floor drops out from under the boat. Everyone screamed as they hit the water a short way below. Although Kennedy's screams were from excitement not terror.
Chris drove the boat to the dock. "Welcome to New York City!" He said as the statue of Liberty was shown. Jeremiah squealed and nearly fell over.
(Confessional
Jeremiah: (He's breathing so quickly he's practically hyperventilating.) I'm in New York! The home of Broadway! Someone pinch me I must be dreaming! (He pinches himself) Ow! This is real!
Static
We see the contestants standing in front of Chris at the bottom of the statue. "Your first challenge is a carriage race to the Palace Theater, which I like to call 'Liberty or death!' Chris explained.
"I've always wanted to ride in a horse drawn carriage! It looks so fun on T.V!" Martha beamed, she set off her party horn.
"Please tell me we don't have to be the horse." Amber groaned. Nearby Patricia is gripping Jeremiah in fear from Martha's party horn. .
"Ooh if that's the case I wanna drive again!" Kennedy exclaimed.
"Slow down conclusion jumpers. It's a baby carriage race." Chris explained.
Ed looked around. "I ain't seein' any carriages."
"Yeah." Chris said as we are shown the locations of the three carriages. Each is on a spike at Lady Liberty's crown. "Hope you brought your climbing gloves."
Everyone groaned. "Well what did you expect? He's a sadist." Noah deadpanned.
"To be fair to Chris it wouldn't be much of a challenge if it was just a race." Madison defended.
Ed smirked. "An' here I thought selling dumb ideasf was my job"
Madison turned to him in anger. "Excuse me! You have no room to talk mister 'Vandalized my hair dryer!"
Ed frowned. "I told ya I had nothing ta do with that!" Neither of them noticed Alejandro's smirk.
"Alright! Less chatter, more splatter! Er, Climbing, We'll leave the splatter to fate." Chris smirked. We are shown the crown on the statue again this time with an emphasis on the ropes tied to the spikes. "Anywho, one you reach Lady Liberty's crown, pull up your rop to bring your team up faster." We are shown the carriages on the spikes again. "Once everybody's off, your team grabs the correct carriage off of the spike. Races back down to your boat and follows the buoy's to central park. From there you will follow your colored path to the palace theater.
"Why not just go to the palace theater?" Rhys asked.
"It'd be pretty hard to get there by boat." Chris answered.
"Also the change was made last minute. We decided having a musical season where we don't go to Broadway was a waste." Noah told them.
/
At a slightly higher point on the statue. The teams stood to the left of a mat in that team's color. The ropes can be seen leading up. Chris blew a whistle and Alejandro began climbing immediately. Kennedy followed quickly with Martha just behind her.
Rhys moved to climb up the rope. The moment his hand touched it he winced. "What are these made of if I may ask?"
"Steel wool. Strong and rough just like the big apple." Chris explained. Rhys nodded nervously and began to climb the rope. His winces made it clear he was in pain, but he wasn't showing it.
Team Misfit was discussing who should go first. "I think it would be best to have the lightest climb first." Amber explained.
"It's not a terrible strategy but if we have to pull each other up, maybe the strongest should go first?" Georgia said, winking at Jeroboam.
"I wouldn't mind going first." Jeroboam told them.
"But If you slide down the rope we could all fall." Amber pointed out.
"So you have to be sure of your grip." Jeremiah said.
"Guys don't worry. I can handle it." He said with a smirk.
(confessional)
Jeroboam: Okay truth be told my pain tolerance is pretty bad. I refuse to show it. The team needs me and I won't let them down!"
Static.
We see Jeroboam has climbed up the rope. Just under him is Amber followed by Georgia and Jeremiah. Patricia and Leilani are about to start climbing. "After you." The photographer whispered. Leilani shrugged and began climbing. Patricia took a deep breath and went after her.
/
We see Chris and Noah at the crown of Lady Liberty. "It's been 25 blister busting minutes and NOTHING. You guys are bumming me out!" Chris yelled down.
We see Madison climbing the rope. Alejandro swings over to her. "I'm terribly sorry about your hairdryer. It was very wrong of Edward to do that."
"So you believe me?" Madison asked.
"Of course. Why would a lady such as yourself lie?" He asked, raising an eyebrow in challenge.
"The others want to wait for proof. Ed's the only one who has a knife. What more proof do they need?" Madison sighed.
"I understand. Perhaps you should try to keep an eye on him?" He suggested before swinging off.
Meanwhile we see Patricia struggling to climb. She says nothing but there are tears in her eyes. It's clear the rope hurts. Leilani glanced down. "Take your time, No one will blame you." She told her. The photographer smiled.
/
At the top of the statue Chris continues to complain. "Hurry it up people! I'm officially bored!"
Alejandro finally reached the top. "You are pure evil." He told him.
"I could have told you that." Noah deadpanned.
/
We see Corbyn, Nathan and Jeremiah at about the same height. "How are you doing man?" The skater asked.
"I'm trying not to look at those." The musical nerd muttered.
Corbyn glanced at the statue's cleavage. "Not into boobs dude?"
"N-no!" Jeremiah shuddered.
"I totally get it man. I'm not into girls either." Nathan told him.
"It's not that. I'm not into anything." He muttered.
"Oh so you're asexual then?" Jeremiah nodded reluctantly. "That's cool dude I can respect that." Nathan told him.
(Confessional)
Jeremiah: I've never pictured the statue of Liberty with cleavage, and I never want to again.
Static
/
Back at the top of the statue Chris is still complaining as the teams try to pull their last members up. "Ugh! Let's go! I'm tired, I'm hungry, and I gotta pee."
Team Chris managed to pull up their last member. Madison. "I'll get the carriage! That's something an honest teammate would do!" The fashionista said inching up the spike.
Ed approached Rhys. "So I'm pretty sure Madison is targeting me."
The goody two shoes sighed. "Yeah that seems to be the case."
"You have to wonder who did it though." Nathan noted.
"Well I don't know who did it, but at the moment we need to focus on the challenge." Rhys said.
"Yeah being suspicious of each other will just throw our game off." Corbyn agreed.
"I don't think Madison views like that though." Rhys sighed again.
We see Alejandro smirking in their direction.
Madison returns with the carriage. "See Honest!"
"Team Chris takes the lead." Chris announced.
"Hey Chris, how're supposed ta get down?" Ed asked.
Chris gestured to a pole to his right. "Fireman's pole anyone? It's only a 30 story drop."
Team Chris examines the hole. "That doesn't look safe." Rhys noted.
"You signed the liability waivers." Noah told him.
"I know but I didn't expect the challenges to be this dangerous."
"Have you seen this show?"
"I thought it was played up for the camera." The brunette admitted.
"Well I'm game!" Corbyn exclaimed. "Gironimo!" With that he slid down the pole. He survives, prompting Nathan to go next. He's followed by Ed holding the carriage, then Madison and finally Rhys.
Team victory Finished pulling up Veronica. "I'll get that carriage." Stafans said, promoting both Martha and Kennedy to sigh in disappointment. Despite his large size the servant was able to grab the carriage quickly.
(Confessional)
Stafans: I have impeccable balance. It's important to give the best service.
Static.
Kennedy slides down the pole, followed by Martha, Alejandro. Stafans with the carriage, and Veronica.
Team Misfit is still pulling Patricia up the statue. We see the photographer has completely given up on climbing and is holding the rope of dear life with her eyes closed. Back up top Amber sighed. "Well I guess it's good we didn't go lightest first."
/
At the base of the tower Team Chris runs out with Ed still pushing the carriage. "There's the boats!" Rhys exclaimed. They continued to run until they were all in the blue boat. Rhys started the engine and they were off.
Back up top Patricia has finally been pulled up. "I'll get the carriage." Leilani deadpanned. She fearlessly walked across the spike, grabbed the carriage and slid down the pole. She is quickly followed by Amber, Jeroboam, Georgia, Jeremiah and Patricia.
We see Team Victory get in their boat and drive off. This is followed by Team Misfit doing the same. The teams begin to follow the buoy's. Rhys smiled back at the other boats. "We're in first place."
"Yeah but there's one thing that confuses me." How are we supposed to get to central park from here?" Nathan wondered.
"There's the next buoy!" Corbyn cried out. They drove into the open mouth and disgusted noises could be heard.
We see Team Misfit's boat drive in."Eew! The sewer? I hate Chris!" Georgia's voice can be heard.
"You said it." Amber's voice can be heard agreeing.
"Who will survive and who's taking a dive? Find out when we return on Total drama world tour!"
A/N Not a lot of people responded to the last chapter so I waited as long as I felt was comfortable then wrote it anyway. If your character is off I apologize. Just so you know the second half of the challenge will be somewhat different. This is the only challenge like that. Every other challenge will be the same as canon. To be honest it just seemed like a missed opportunity to have the characters not go to Broadway. Especially since it's in the title of the episode. Anyway I hoped you enjoyed it.