Disclaimer: First Chapter
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"Wake up! Wake up!"

The day arrived, and Lala was not having any of Naruto sleeping in. She was sitting on his chest and pushing both of her hands against his cheeks, smooshing them together. Not even Naruto could sleep through that easily, and he opened an eye and looked up to see her panties on display in his face. He recognized the outfit as Peke at the drop of a hat, and Peke had transformed into a larger version of clothes that Lala had seen Mikan wearing.

Good choice, Mikan always dressed cutely.

"5 more minutes-"

"Here Lala, use this."

"I'm AWAKE!" Naruto shot up from the bed when Mikan made her voice heard, and she gave Lala the baseball bat. "You should NOT have that!" Naruto stated as he pointed at Mikan. He had made sure to hide that in an even more secret location this time. He ejected Lala off of his body, and she landed on her feet across the room.

Mikan smirked.

"In the attic, behind the loose boards." Mikan stated, since she had been searching the attic all afternoon after finishing her homework yesterday. Naruto didn't hide the bat around the neighborhood this time, meaning that it had to be in the house. It was a simple matter of looking around for it until she found it. "By the way, you need to fix those." Mikan pointed out to the only person in the house that was usually in charge of fixing things, with Rito usually assisting him in the efforts.

She looked at Lala, who was wearing a near exact copy of her own outfit, and she looked at her nearly completely flat chest, and then how Lala's chest compared to her own in her outfit. Mikan sighed to herself, before she shrugged her shoulders a little. Lala rushed towards Naruto and grabbed him out of the bed, and she started to throw clothes at him that she had picked from his closet.

"Woah, woah, Wo~ah!?" Naruto tripped over his own feet.

Right towards Mikan, with his face heading right for her hips, and his hands flailing around in a way that would wrap around her.

Naruto leaned forward and he put his hands on the ground, before he did a flip over Mikan and landed on his own two feet. Naruto, in an instant, almost managed to avoid pushing Mikan to the ground and landing on her in a perverted way. Pure reflex and athletic ability allowed him to avoid the situation that would have happened, and he released a breath. His hands had only barely touched her stomach and hips as he flailed.

-In an Unknown Location-

"Sir... this is the second time that he has managed to almost completely negate the Perverts Luck."

This was not suppose to happen.

"SKU, that bottle he drank... it's suppose to contain a truly concentrated form of that very luck. By all means, his ability to avoid it not once, but twice... is denying a very act of god."

The more he avoids the power, the stronger it will get, but further interference might be needed.

-Back at Yuuki Household-

"Nice dodge, you almost did a Rito... had my heart skip a beat for a second." Mikan stated as her hands went over where Naruto's hands had rubbed up against her. His hands had touched her privates for such a brief moment that most people wouldn't have even noticed it, it was only the fact that his hands went from her upper stomach to her crotch that she noticed.

Still, he expertly avoided pushing her to the ground and getting a face filled with panties and crotch.

Naruto finished getting dressed as he buttoned his shirt up that Lala had picked for him, and he looked at the ground where he had tripped. Other than Lala throwing him off of his balance, there shouldn't have been anything he could have tripped over.

'Weird...' Naruto briefly thought. "Well, I'm ready, want to get-!" Naruto didn't finish before Lala grabbed him and yanked him out of the room. Mikan was left in the room all alone for a moment, before she sighed to herself. She walked towards Naruto's bed, and she used both of her hands to lift up the mattress.

When she heard the front door open and slam shut, she picked up one of the new magazines from under the mattress and dropped the mattress, before she sat on Naruto's bed and opened it up.

"Lets see what he has been interested in lately."

Rito had no porn because he was extremely repressed sexually.
Naruto was not, and he did have porn.

"... Still has a thing for athletic girls..."

-Later-

"The subways are usually way more packed than this, but since this isn't the morning rush it isn't so bad. Usually people are like sardines..." Naruto realized Lala didn't know what sardines were. Naruto didn't have an analogy for her to help her understand, so he sighed, but Lala was just happy to listen and look out the window of the moving train.

It was a little cramped, but not too bad.

They were going to Tokyo, since he wanted to show her the sites for the date. There were some nice arcades in Tokyo after all, and it was just a great place to take a first date... or so he heard. He had never been on a date before either, so he was going purely off of what the internet suggested to him.

"This is so cool... we don't have subways or trains on Deviluke." Lala stated, not that she would know since she almost never left the castle and went into the public. She left the castle to go to other planets more than she left the castle to explore her own planet.

"Gotta be careful here though, keep your..." Naruto shut his mouth, because he didn't want to ruin the mood of the date by mentioning something very unpleasant. Naruto just kept his eye out for potential molesters instead, that way he wouldn't have to bring up the touchy subject to Lala. Though, considering who she was, she might not understand with a simple explanation without some context on Earth life as well.

They were in public.

Naruto saw a hand reaching for Lala's butt 20 minutes later, so he grabbed the hand by the wrist and snapped it. He smiled when a scream of pain sounded out, and the hand instantly retreated. Lala just looked around for the scream, and the doors opened up with Naruto gently pushing Lala out.

"Hey officer, there is a molester with a broken wrist in the train." Naruto stated to the first officer they passed by.

"Thank you young man."

"Hm?" Lala just looked at Naruto with some confusion for a moment.

"Come on, lets have some fun." Naruto grabbed her hand and rushed her along up the stairs. She looked at Naruto, and saw he seemed MUCH happier for some reason. She didn't question him on it, and just had her brightest smile return to her face.

"OKAY!"

'I protected Lala.' Naruto felt satisfaction.

-At a Local Arcade-

"Heheheh... you suck." Lala stated as she beat Naruto again. His head was pushed up against the glass of the game. They hadn't gotten to the clothing store yet, because they stopped by any and all places that Lala thought would look fun. Basically, they had stopped by 2 different arcades AND they got some food from BOTH McDonalds AND Mister Donut. After that, they found a small accessory stand that Lala looked at, but didn't ask for anything from it.

This was the third arcade they visited.

"... Rito is the one who is good at video games and arcade stuff." Naruto pouted, since every time he played he always had trouble actually getting into the game. He was better at games that involved him using his body, and body his brain. "... and there she goes." Naruto stated as Lala rushed off to play another game, or visit another of the machines in the arcade.

A stuffed animal game.

"Oooooh... this fox looks just like you!" Lala pointed to a stuffed fox that was in the machine.

It was golden colored with whisker marks and blue eyes, but nine fluffy tails.

"I don't look like that." Naruto denied with a wave of his hand. Lala looked between Naruto and the doll's picture on the side of the machine. His own whisker marks and blue eyes being a near perfect match, and the golden color of the plush matching his blond hair perfectly. Even the smile on the plushy looked just like Naruto's own fox-like grin. "... I don't get why people say I look like fox, I just don't see it." Naruto stared down the plushy with narrowed eyes.

"I want to try!"

"Sure, but these machines are super hard to succeed at." Naruto put some coins in the machine, and he let Lala had a try. She grabbed the lever and started to move it around, and it was only a matter of seconds.

"Aaaah... it didn't grab it!"

It took 7 more tries.

"I refuse to give up!" Lala shouted at the stupid machine that mocked her. It needed the claw tightened for sure. All she managed to do was to move the plushy she wanted onto it's side, and nothing more.

"Well, ninth try is the charm." Naruto stated as he stood in front of the game and put a coin in. He controlled it for Lala, and the claw hooked around the tails of the plushy, thanks to her knocking it over. The claw got itself stuck in the plushies fur, and Lala watched in amazement as it pulled the plush up and towards victory zone.

Drop.

Lala gave a scream of joy as she reached into the prize claim area, and she pulled the plushie out. She hugged Naruto tightly, and he rubbed the back of his head with red cheeks, unsure of what to saw.

'... I've always been lucky with the number 9...' Naruto thought, but Lala was just jumping up and down with him in her arms. When she let him go, Lala held the plush up into the air and spun around with it.

"I'm naming you Naruto-konkon!"

"Please don't... please?" Naruto asked her with pure annoyance for that name written all over his face. "Anyway, lets get going to the clothes..." Naruto opened his wallet to see how much money he had left out of what he brought.

...

-Later-

"That was amazing, I loved every second of it!" Lala shouted as she came through the front door of the house. The date had been a massive success, and though she never did get any Earth clothes to use, she had a TON of fun going around Tokyo and enjoying herself with Naruto. "I'm going to go put Naruto-konkon awake in a special spot." Lala rushed up the stairs.

Rito was on the couch, laid back, and Mikan was cooking in the kitchen, but she peeked out of the kitchen and saw Naruto not holding any bags of clothes.

"... She got distracted, and you didn't have any money for clothes, did you?" Mikan asked him with a raised eyebrow.

He just laughed nervously.

"What is a Naruto-konkon?"

"A fox plushie that looks nothing like me at all." Naruto stated in response to Rito's question.

"Bro, if I actually believed in youkai, I would say you were possessed by a kitsune." Rito responded with a dull tone.

"Seriously, you've the most fox-like person I've ever met in my life." Mikan agreed with Rito, and Naruto just pouted at the two of them. Naruto just crossed his arms and went up the stairs, since nobody seemed to understand him.

Whenever he thought of foxes, one image always popped into his head.

Red eyes surrounded by fire.
The screams of a man and woman.
A burning sensation in his stomach.
A dark and menacing laughter.

He always felt like foxes were to blame for those nightmares he had growing up, and he refused to be seen as looking like one of them.

Chapter End!
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