Rumia: Hey...HEY!
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Alfreda snapped her head up.
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Alfreda: Ah, I'm up, I'm up. Ready to serve.
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Rumia: Ah, you're willing to serve? Then I command you to go take a vacation.
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Alfreda: *Groggily* Y-Yes, ma'am.
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Alfreda left to ZUN knows where and immediately Cirno and Wriggle walked up to Rumia.
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Rumia: Any luck?
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Wriggle: No...Can we please have a day where we don't worry about our competitors?
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Rumia: What if the Hakurei or that witch steals our thunder?
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Cirno: I love being a hero. Heck, I'm a professional at it but we need rest.
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Rumia: Oh...well alright. I guess we are going overboard with our goal. We are going to the beach!
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Pam: *Far away* NO BEACH EPISODES!
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Cirno: Yeah, I ain't doing it for the fans.
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Wriggle: Do we have fans?
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Rumia: Fine, but we are still gonna enjoy a time together while-*Closes the restaurant's doors and putting up a closed sign*-we don't get interrupted.
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Human: Hey, I want pizza.
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Rumia: Too bad, we need a break.
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Rumia: Let's play a game called "Never have I ever".
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Duncan: Am I gonna drink this sake? Last time I did this...wait. I don't remember.
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Mystia: What kind of game is it?
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Rumia: Basically, one person shall make a statement starting with the phrase "Never have I ever-" and officially state something that person actually never did, have or anything else. If anyone else have instead has to drink sake.
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Pam: I sense something bad later on with those rules.
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Rumia: I got this when I saw an outsider tried to teach it to some natives.
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Mystia: Oh, I thought you ripped it from Mikopedia.
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Alfreda: Wow, this is interesting.
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Wriggle: This game is?
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Alfreda: What, no. This book that I'm reading is. It's a book about human history from the outside world. Did you know there was a man who goes by Marco Polo, who was a merchant that traveled across a road called the Silk Road.
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Cirno: The Silk Road? What's so silky about it?
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Alfreda: I don't know. I wonder what kind of silk it was made of.
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Rumia: Okay, I'll start with something simple. Never have I ever...thrown a snowball.
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Cirno: Wait, so I drink this?
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Rumia: Yep.
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Cirno took a sip of sake as well as Daiyousei, Wriggle and Pam.
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Rumia: Alright, your turn Cirno.
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Cirno: Okay..Never have I ever...freeze a dragonfly.
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Daiyousei: Wait, I thought you did? I even saw it.
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Wriggle: She froze a moth, right insect killer.
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Wriggle glared at Cirno.
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Cirno: Um..yeah.
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Duncan: I'm sure none of us has done that.
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Rumia: Alright, next is Dai.
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Daiyousei: Never have i ever said a curse word.
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Everyone took a shot.
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Daiyousei: Oh, I guess all of you did curse.
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Alfreda: You're so innocent.
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Daiyousei: Heh, I guess I am.
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Mystia: My turn. Never have I ever cook a human.
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Rumia took a shot.
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Rumia: An outsider once stumbled upon me and fell asleep so I cooked her and ate her. Easiest catch ever.
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Alfreda: I really hope the meat we keep for our pizza aren't human.
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Rumia: No, no. It's fine. Wriggle, you're up.
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Wriggle: *Looks at Pam* Never have I ever stole a boyfriend from a woman.
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Wriggle waited to see if Pam takes a shot, thinking her fishing trip was to keep Duncan away from Wriggle. Instead, only Rumia took a shot.
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Mystia: Really?
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Rumia: He was tasty so I kidnapped him...only for his girlfriend to go ballistic on me.
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Alfreda: Did you know that a man who goes by the name of Abraham Lincoln fought in a war against Americans. Apparently It was a civil war. reminds me of the divided groups of fairy maids in the SDM who fight for different things.
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Mystia: I've heard that you guys are loyal and happy.
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Alfreda: Yeah, for a while. Especially when the two mistresses are starting to fight for dominance and control the mansion. I'm sure they're just playing but the fairies and hobgoblins and even the younger mistress are taking it seriously.
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Rumia: Yeah, yeah, that's great. Now it's your turn.
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Alfreda: I'm not playing anymore. *Takes a drink*
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Rumia: Fine, Duncan.
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Duncan: Okay. Never have I-I ever used a weapon.
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Cirno, Pam and Rumia took a drink.
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Mystia: Wait, Rumia. You used a weapon?
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Rumia: I don't know, but I feel like I've used a sword once or twice. I remember dreaming about being the queen of darkness, terrorizing the world and killed many with a large sword.
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Mystia: Eh...rrrrrrriiiiight..
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Pam: My turn then. Never have I ever burned a flower field down.
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Mystia took a shot.
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Mystia: It was an accident..stupid grill.
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Rumia: Wow, we went through the first round. How are we felling right now?
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All: good.
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Rumia: Ready for round two?
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All: Nah.
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Rumia: Hmmm. Well, let's try something else.
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Wriggle: We could try Truth or Dare.
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Pam: What kind of game is that?
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Wriggle: Simple. someone asks "Truth or dare" to someone and that person chooses. I think the rest is self explanatory.
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Rumia: Great idea. Let's add the rule that if the person lies or refuses to do the dare, takes a shot of sake.
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Mystia: I'll start. Cirno, truth or dare?
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Cirno: Dare, obviously.
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Mystia: I dare you to hold your breath for one minute.
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Cirno: Easy! *Holds breath*
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Rumia: Al, clock her.
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Without looking away from her book, Alfreda grabbed a stopwatch and timed it to one minute. Everyone watched Cirno hold her breath while she poses proudly. 0:55...0:40...0:25...0:10-
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Cirno: *Gasping for air*Ahh...ah...ah. No fair. Daiyousei made a funny face.
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Daiyousei: I did? Oh, I'm so sorry.
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Duncan: My turn then. Wriggle, truth or dare?
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Wriggle: DARE!
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Duncan: Woah, excited then, huh. Well, I dare you to put The Bean in your mouth.
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Nope.
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Wriggle: Oh...nah...
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The Bean rolled off without anyone seeing it.
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Rumia: Time to drink up, little bug.
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The gang continued to do more Truth or Dares.
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Wriggle: Okay, my turn now. Duncan, truth or dare.
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Duncan: I'll go with truth.
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Wriggle: *Smirks* Okay, who do you wish to marry?
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Everyone looked to Duncan, waiting for an answer.
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Duncan: W-W-Well...I guess I could choose Pam, You know why not.
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Wriggle's heart cracked a bit as Mystia's wings lowered in disappointment and Pam coincidentally turned around but now wont move. The rest are shocked except for Alfreda, who was too busy reading her book.
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Alfreda: There's a guy from this large place named Joseph Stalin and apparently he's evil and..Why are you guy's quiet?
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Daiyousei: Hey, how about we drink a bit more.
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The gang continued to drink sake for the rest of the day and night.
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6:35 A.M.
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Daiyousei: Ahhhhhh! Someone marked on my face.
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Mystia: Same!
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The two freaked out as someone drew on their faces. Mystia's face has glasses and buckteeth on it and Daiyousei has a marked mustache on hers. Cirno fell out of the oven as she was inside of it.
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Cirno: Sooo...warm...can't b...reath..
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Pam woke up to see her snuggling with Duncan.
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Pam: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY BED!
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Duncan: Wha-What are you doing in my bed?
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The two looked at each other, realizing they were hugging each other in a random bed. Meanwhile Wriggle woke up to fall off the roof and Alfreda found her book burnt. Everyone expected that Rumia did it and went to see her in the dining area.
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Pam: Care to explain?
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Rumia: *Yawns* Explain what?
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Mystia: Explain why you'd prank us all.
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Daiyousei: Yeah, look what you've done to Cirno.
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Cirno: Uhhh...
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Rumia: I didn't do anything.
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Everyone for some reason instinctively looked to see The Bean. A note was shown above the kidney bean.
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Got Owned!
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Duncan: Oh..it was The Bean.
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Rumia: Strange, I wonder why I wasn't pranked.
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Well...
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Now it's your turn, Blondie.
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The Bean attempts to take Rumia's hair ribbon off only to hear a slightly sinister version of Rumia's voice whisper.
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Rumia(?): Release me.
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Wut?
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Rumia(?): Be a good boy and release me.
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Nope, I'm out of here.
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Lucky freak.
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Rumia: Well, whatever. I hope we had fun for once and didn't have to work.
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Alfreda: I wasn't used to it but I'd say it's good for the workers to take a break that's more then just sleep every once in a while.
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