Happy New Years Eve! Here's to the final document I am uploading for this year (and hoping that COVID-19 will end this year as well).
Enjoy
And so, another day began at Yōkai Academy. All the student made their to the school.
Just then, the girls stopped as they noticed walking up to the school: a late 20s man with short dark brown hair, circular glasses, pretty small white v-neck shirt with a wide collar, but brown tights.
"Whoa, who's the hunky man?" asked a student.
"Yo, you don't know? That's the math teacher, Kagome Reiko-sensei."
"You've never seen him? He was in the chapter before the previous one, babe!"
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Hold it, babe! That kinda commentary is MY job! WHEE!
"Holy shit is he hot!"
"I would love it if he taught me!"
*FLAP*
Just then, Mr. Kagome's pants dropped, revealing his brownish-purple underwear. "Oh crap!" he yelled as quickly pulled his pants back up. "Pie R Squared!"
The girls looked in phenomenon and...
*SPLAT*
"Alright, class," said Mr. Kagome, "let's use the surface area of the circle to calculate the volume of the cone."
Tsuki looked at his math sheet in dread "Oh god! I don't understand ANY of this!"
"Aono-chan..."
"Y-Yes!" Tsuki quickly shot up from her seat.
"Aono Tsuki-chan, can you solve this problem?"
"I...I...I can't..."
"AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!" The entire class began laughing at the poor human girl.
"What an idiot!"
"That's one of the easiest problems to solve!"
"She sucks so much!"
"...Tsuki..." Mako was only one wasn't laughing as he instead looked at Tsuki with pity.
*GROPE*
"GAH!" All of a sudden, Tsuki felt one of her boobs being groped.
"Were you not paying attention, Aono Tsuki-chan?" Mr. Kagome said as she groped Tsuki with his arm around her. "Final exams are coming up, and if you fail, you will have to remain in this school and take make-up exams..."
"Huh? You want me to tutor you in math?" asked Mako on the rooftops.
"YES! PLEASE!" Tsuki cried as she fell onto her knees and held her palms together. "That battle with Kuyā has tired me out! And I have done so little in terms of studying that I might fail! Please help me, Mako-san!"
"...Well, okay..."
"Really?"
"Sure, you can come to my home tonight."
"WHA?" Tsuki's eyes widened. "Study? In your room?"
"We can study together. And I'll do my best to help you anyway I can."
"A-Anyway?!"
"Consider my gratitude..."
"'Gratitude'..."
"...FOR LETTING SUCK YOUR BLOOD!"
*BITE*
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
*BAM*
"HEY!" Kumaru screamed as he suddenly burst through the door. "I heard everything! Sine. Cosine. Tangent. Heian-kyō became the capital of Japan in 794. I'll be the one to help you study."
*BOP*
"NO WAY!" Yukinari shouted as he jumped down onto the incubus boy. "I happen to be the top student of Yōkai Academy, so good grades are MY specialty~desu! E=mc(squared); p•V=n R T! Come on, Tsuki! Lemme help~desu!"
"Aw, gee, thanks for showing your concern, you guys. But I've already agreed to study with Mako-san."
"Although we'd be happy if you joined us," said Mako.
"To find the tangent line, in other words," said Yukinari in the classroom, "to find the slope at a certain point on a function f(x), you need to use differential calculus. To find the area under a function g(x), on the other hand, you might divide the area into rectangles of area g(x)dx. And THAT is the principle behind integral calculus."
Mako and Tsuki watched in determination as Yukinari taught his classmates, whil Kumaru just sat there with spinning swirls in his eyes.
"So, did you understand all that?" Mako asked after studying was over.
"Yes, thank you, Mako-san! Your teachings were GREAT!" said Tsuki.
"D-Don't say that!" Blushing, Mako closed his eyes and held her hand behind her—
"WOULD YOU ASSHOLES STOP ACTING ALL LOVEY-DOVEY ALL THE GODDAMN TIME?!" screamed Kumaru.
"But, seriously, you're notes are PERFECTLY easy to understand," the human girl continued. "Your writing is beautiful and your points are arranged neatly and makes it really easy to understand!"
"Stop it, please! AH! I got it, if you'd like, I can make you a copy!"
"You...You'd do that?"
"...Of course."
"...Mako-san..."
"...Tsuki..."
"...Mako-san..."
"...Tsuki..."
"...Mako-san..."
"...Tsuki..."
Kōmura Nazo says:
Oh, brother, not all THIS garbage again. WHEE!
*DING* *DONG* *DING* *DONG*
"Man, I've been studying so hard, I think my brain is pooped," Tsuki said to Mako later that evening.
"Ah, Aono-chan, Akashiya-kun!" All of a sudden, Mr. Kagome approached the two. "So have you two been studying?"
"O-Of course, Reiko-sensei," said Tsuki. "We formed a study group and—"
"Study group? That's just WON'T do at all. Study groups NEVER study at all. They just sit around all day and end up NOT learning anything."
"B-But we DID learn! We DID study!" claimed Tsuki truthfully.
"More than you think!" claimed Mako truthfully.
"I'm afraid you're NOT qualified to tutor Aono-chan, Akashiya-kun," said Mr. Kagome. "Aono-chan, starting tomorrow and until the end of the finals, you'll be attending my classroom at school for private tutor sessions every day." Mr. Kagome approached the human girl in an almost perverted manner. "Study is the most wonderful thing to do in school, and with MY tutoring, Aono-chan...you...will...be...smart..."
"O-Okay..." said Tsuki nervously, much to Mako's surprise.
Kōmura Nazo says:
It's the next day and it's tutoring time. WHEE!
"*SIGH* Well, I've got to get to Reiko-sensei's tutoring," sighed Tsuki.
"Are you sure you wanna go, Tsuki-chan?" asked Kumaru. "I mean, I'm sure Reiko-sensei's loves tutoring students, but she seems to love it a little TOO much...and all the girls eyeing to see 'what's under his shirt'! I mean..." Kumaru furiously stood up and lifted his shirt to show off his abs. "...LOOK AT ME! Mine are much harder!"
"...Harder?" Slightly lifting up his shirt, Mako looked down at his ridges and saw that they weren't as big as Kumaru's."
"What? Are you jealous that you pecs are losing to an actual teacher?" teased Yukinari from right next to Kumaru. "You must be really childish~desu...!"
"ME?! You're the one who's child! CHECK IT OUT!"
*FLAP*
Kumaru suddenly dropped Yukinari's pants and briefs, exposing his naked waist.
"HEY!"
*FLAP*
"I think being tiny beats being BIG!" the wizard boy yelled as he dropped Kumaru's pants in revenge.
"Mine beats YOURS because of how HARD is it!"
"SHUT UP!"
"GO TO HELL!"
The entire time the boys fought, Tsuki quickly looked away as he tried to hold his holds and prevent a nosebleed. "GUYS, PLEASE! STOP!"
"Uh, Tsuki," said Mako, "maybe instead of you going to those 'private tutoring', we should just keep studying together...you and I."
"Yeah, Tsuki, if you don't get a 50 or higher on the finals, you'll have to spend your entire summer taking classes, and—"
"SUMMER! THAT'S RIGHT!" Tsuki suddenly screamed. "Summer vacation is after exams, and that means..."
(Tsuki's Fantasys)
On the beach, Tsuki sat on the sand with Kumaru kneeling on top of her and his crotch right near Tsuki's mouth.
On the beach, Tsuki sat on the sand with Yukinari in-between her legs and his face near her crotch.
On the beach, Tsuki sat on the sand with Mako in between her legs and moving his waist back and forth.
(End of Fantasys)
"Mako-san, I'm going to Reiko-sensei's tutoring! And with his efforts, I'll SURELY get good grades, and then we'll be able to have as much fun as we want all summer!"
*SLAP*
"Ooh, I like that you wanna have fun this summer!" Kumaru cheered as he slapped her ass.
"Yeah, I was thinking the same thing YOU were: getting laid!" Yukinari yelled as he hugged her from behind and grabbed her boobs.
Mako could do nothing but look on in jealousy at her two horny clubmates.
Later that evening, Tsuki arrived at Mr. Kagome's classroom. "Excuse me, Reiko-sensei, it's Aono Tsuki! I'm here for the tutoring. Reiko-sensei?"
"Right here..." said a familiar voice from within the shadow. The figure emerge from within the shadows and Tsuki saw that it was...
"R-Reiko-sensei?!" the human girl gasped. "W-W-What's with the outfit?!"
Mr. Kagome was now dressed in nothing up tight shorts...almost looking like the scene would become a porn flick. "What's wrong? It's what I ALWAYS wear whenever I tutor my male students..."
"B-B-But just tights?! THAT'S SO—"
*WHIP*
"AH!" Tsuki suddenly felt whipped in the cheek.
"So...WHAT?" asked the sadistic teacher. "So...WEIRD? What's wrong with THAT? I'm a teacher, and in school, teachers are leaders, while students are their SLAVES!"
"R-Reiko-sensei! Please stop!"
"Don't worry, Aono-chan..." Mr. Kagome approached the young students. "With my special tutoring, you'll be SO intelligent that you'll be wanting MORE!"
"...AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Meanwhile, Mako was in his room, working on what would been Tsuki's study guide. "*SIGH* I just hope Tsuki's working hard. But..."
"I'm afraid you're NOT qualified to tutor Aono-chan, Akashiya-kun," said Mr. Kagome.
"...But I just hope I can do MORE for Tsuki..."
The next day, Mako had just finished basketball with the gym class and was heading back to the school. "So math is next, right?"
"Yukinari-kun, please tutor me again!" pleaded Kumaru.
"Sorry, but I'm not gonna be able to do that," said Yukinari. "Hee hee hee hee—"
"HEY! LET ME GO!" Yukinari was now in a rope-binding being dragged by Kumaru. "LET ME GO NOW!"
"No way!" yelled Kumaru. "Not until you—"
*BUMP*
All of a sudden, the incubus bumped into...
"Tsuki-chan!"
"...a=cos(120°)+isin(120°)," whispered Tsuki, now in some sort of strange trance. "a[2]+a..."
"Is he...? He's memorizing mathematical formulas!" gasped Yukinari. "Even formula I haven't learned yet..."
"Whoa! Really?" asked Kumaru.
Later at day, Mako noticed Tsuki watching his direction. "Ah, good morning, Tsuki!" the pink-haired boy said as he presented her with a notebook "I know your working hard with Sensei, but I made you a study guide."
"...a=cos(120°)+isin(120°); a[2]+a..."
*SNATCH*
"What's THIS?!" Mr. Kagome said as he suddenly yanked Mako notebook out of his hands and looked inside it. "Are you trying to tempt Aono-chan into ignoring her studies again?"
"N-No!" claimed Mako. "I was—"
*SMACK*
But Mr. Kagome smacked the vampire boy in the head with the notebook. "Since you've been with her, you've been causing Aono-chan to falter on her grades. Come on, Aono-chan. It's tutoring time again."
"...Really?" Tsuki thought as she looked at her notebook. "Am I the real reason that Tsuki wasn't able to study?"
And so, days went by; Tsuki would continue to attend Mr. Kagome's after-school classes, but would only cause her to ignore her friends much more and more and more...until ONE evening...
Tsuki sat in his seat as he continued to write down mathematical formulas.
"I know your working hard with Reiko-sensei, but I made you a study guide."
Tsuki suddenly stopped, alerting Mr. Kagome.
"Is there a problem?" he asked. "Do you need anymore help?"
"...M-Mako-san..."
"WHAT?!"
"...Mako-san...he said he made me a study guide and—"
*WHIP*
*THUD*
Tsuki got whipped to the ground by his satanic teacher.
"Are you STILL harboring those evil thoughts for him?" Mr. Kagome began shaking his fists. "Maybe THIS will help you out more..."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Hearing Tsuki's scream, Mako was alerted to Mr. Kagome's classroom.
"WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?!" He yelled as he opened the—
"*GASP*"
What Mako saw was Tsuki; on her head was a flower-like appendage attached onto the tail of Mr. Kagome's monster form: a lamia.
Bite Sized Monster Dictionary:
Lamia
A monster from Greek legends, his upper body is human while his lower body is reptilian. He possesses the power to control people's minds. He is a feared monster who lures children and kills them.
"LET HER GO, SENSEI!" Mako shouted.
"STAY OUT OF THIS, AKASHIYA-KUN!" roared Mr. Kagome. "Tsuki and I have some tutoring to do!"
The brain-dead Tsuki approached her tutor, allowing him to her in more innapropriate places.
"GET AWAY FROM HER" In anger, Tsuki threw her notebook at Mr. Kagome's face.
"OOF!"
*SMASH*
*FLAP*
Mr. Kagome was knocked against her lit candle, causing her to knock some off of the tables and onto the ground, starting a green fire.
"...You...so-of-a...BITCH!"
*RIP*
Mr. Kagome whacked the notebook away, causing it's pages to fall out.
*BAM*
He then pinned Mako to a wall with his tail.
Tsuki remained completely still as the pages floated across the room, but one certain pages by her feet, getting her attention...mostly because of the words at the end: "Let's work hard together, Tsuki! From Mako " Tsuki glanced at the pages, which contained a bunch of formulas.
"I know your working hard with Reiko-sensei, but I made you a study guide."
"...It's Mako's handwriting...but...they look easy to understand...and Mako-san made them...just for me..."
"Naughty little boys deserve to be punished..." said Mr. Kagome coldly. "IT'S TIME YOU LEARNT YOUR LESSON!"
*ZAP*
The lamia teacher's tail suddenly became electrified, shocking the vampire boy greatly.
"STOP!" Suddenly, Tsuki, now freed from Mr. Kagome's mind control, grabbed Mr. Kagome's arm. "Sorry I didn't wake up in time, Mako!"
"Tsuki!"
"I just saw your study guide...and I LOVE it!"
"Y-You do?"
"Yes, they're SO easy to understand!"
"*GASP* *SNIFF* Thank you!"
"HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!" screamed Mr. Kagome. "I'LL TEACH YOU TO DEFY ME!"
*CHING*
Tsuki suddenly yanked off Mako's Rosario Cross.
As usual, the bats encircled the pink-haired vampire then disbanded to reveal in inner vampire self.
"AAHHHHHHHH!" Mr. Kagome was knocked back by Mako's transformation.
"You call rape and torture the best method of education and guidance?" asked Mako furiously.
"How would YOU know?" asked the lamia teacher. "You're just a fucking student!"
"No I'm not."
"Excuse me?"
"You're nothing but a child molester, an sadistic pedophile who sees sex as the best way to help educate someone! It's time for YOU to learn a lesson or two! KNOW YOUR PLACE, BITCH!"
*BAM*
Mako gave Mr. Kagome a furious kick to the face, knocking her to the ground. "So, did you learn anything from that?" he asked the swirly-eyed lamia with a smile.
"Y-Yes, Akashiya-san..."
Kōmura Nazo says:
This chapter's climactic battle took 117 words across 9 paragraphs! WHEE!
And so, Mako place the Rosario Cross back onto his choker, returning to normal (at least in Tsuki's eyes).
Kōmura Nazo says:
On the day of the finals, Tsuki's stressing out again. WHEE!
"Oh god!" Tsuki thought. "All the knowledge I attained from Mr. Kagome is gone! WHAT AM I GONNA DO!"
"So how do you think you did?" asked Mako final the finals.
"Well...I did the best I could," said Tsuki. "But you know what? Whatever grade I get, I'll be proud, because I had you to help me, Mako-san. Thank you. You've probably helped me out of a great crisis with your study guide."
Shocked, Mako blushed as he gave a smile. And then...
"TSUKI!"
*BITE*
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
(Final Grades)
Kumaru: 50%
Mako: 93%
Tsuki: 89%
Yukinari: 100%
End of Volume 3
Cast:
Kotone Nagai: (? (Japanese); ? (English))
And there you have it! My work schedule for 2020 has FINALLY come to and end. Again, I'm sorry it took a while, it's just that my computer kept crashing when I forgot to save.
But anyways, thanks for reading, make sure you check out my schedule for 2021, and until next time...
Later
